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Inside These Walls__Existing Condition

by Linda Ballard

To PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, ERIC HOLDER(Attorney General), NANCY PELOSI(Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives), HILDA SOLIS(United States Secretary of Labor), WARREN BUFFETT, RICHARD BRANSON, BILL GATES, OPRAH, ELLEN, MARK ZUCKERBERG, Matt MULLENWEG, SPECIAL TASK FORCE UNIT MSNBC and to all my readers:

Over here! Tell your secret service man not to use this bush. It will make me lose my train of thoughts. I haven’t stopped counting. On this day it is exactly 61 days. The BIG D jumps off with getting their party started. There is No SPLIT SCREEN and No DIVISION.

JOAN WALSH said it best with the title of her new book, What’s The Matter With White People? I am the zero count AFRICAN AMERICA vote Inside These Walls. Outside of These Wall MITT ROMNEY holds the zero count on AFRICAN AMERICANS votes. Either way, this is the NO PLAN OF INCLUSION ACT. I want to be included and respected as being intelligent. Instead, I am viewed as the other side of daylight and midnight just won’t cut it. What do YOU PEOPLE know? Give the DIVERSITY CREW a chance and we will show you what we know and what we can do. Yes, this is the remix of TRADING PLACES.

Follow me. I made some special badges. It is TIME to clock in with DEATH. I want to tell you this story from the perspective of what can happen when people ignore the obvious or they just don’t give a damn. Money is more important than a living will ever be. Policies are put in place to help one group of people and everyone else is EXCLUDED. LIES will replace the TRUTH. The DEMOCRACY of our nation will become INVISIBLE.

A spreadsheet of DIVERSITY is pasted to the wall on the bulletin board but the message is so mixed. As I look at the pictures I realize the policy has not been put in place to help everyone. Where have I seen this picture? I remember now at the RNC 2012(REPUBLICAN NATION CONVENTION).

Will the people Inside These Walls of the Existing Condition survive and make it through their shift? Outside these walls can the people and the nation continue to survive policies that will only benefit the ELITE? What is The BIG PICTURE?

Our FIRST RESPONDERS have been taken away and our lives aren’t worth a PLUG NICKEl to a COMPANY THAT IS TOO BIG TOO FAIL. Overall our company has had several bomb threats. We had to take a CBL in A SAFE WORKPLACE. Where is the CBL for a SAFE NATION?

Dr. LARRY BARTON centered his CBL computer-based learning) around the PROBLEM ASSOCIATE versus the ASSOCIATE WITH THE PROBLEM. I was saddened because none of the responsibility was placed on MANAGEMENT. You know the MITT ROMNEY and PAUL RYAN technique.

LIES have been told and the BLAME has been placed. The most recent gripe is “your chair.” I tried to explained to MITT and PAUL their AT&T network was off. The PEOPLE request to be ACCEPTED, know the TRUTH in order to TRUST. The LIES continue and the FIREWALL has come down. Who is the real threat Inside These Walls? Is it Management or the Associate? Who is the real threat Outside These Walls? Is it ROMNEY/RYAN? Is it OBAMA/BIDEN? There is good management and there is bad management. The same applies to the REPUBLICANS and
the DEMOCRATS.

Recently an associate threatens management in the TOO BIG TOO FAIL COMPANY. It is never appropriate to threaten anyone. It is never appropriate to place the blame on one side. Fact Checking is very important if you want to know the TRUTH.
Chris MATTHEWS would be disappointed but he would not be surprised. What made the associate become disgruntled? What did management do for the associate to respond in this manner? The climate has changed inside these walls. Global Warming does exist.

Cannons to the right of me. These are the angry customers who are totally dissatisfied with our services. Cannons to the left of me. These are the associates or other members of management who cannot communicate with HURRICANE RANDI. This is the new storm in town that is destroying the self-confidence of the employees like BAIN CAPITAL destroyed GS STEELE. If changes aren’t made, problems aren’t addressed and resolved, this store will be headed down a dangerous path. The COLORADO MOVIE SHOOTING, CON AGRA FOODS, and the latest edition added to this list of many tragedies was PATHMARK STORE in New Jersey. The last management was the failed Bush Era but Dick Cheney remains behind. The suffering has not ceased but has increased. HURRICANE ROMNEY/RYAN can increase the PEOPLE and NATION suffering.

Our NATION is headed on a dangerous path with the SPLIT SCREEN of HURRICANE ROMNEY/RYAN. This is the platform of DIVISION. The EYE of THE STORM is not the CALM of their POLICIES.
The EYE of THE STORM is who their POLICIES will FAIL to HELP and who will benefit the most under their FAILED POLICIES. ROMNEY/RYAN refuses to listen to the people’s needs but is willing to destroy everything within its path. A HURRICANE that refuses to PAY ATTENTION to the shift of the WIND and the DIRECTION our NATION is now traveling.

I do not wish to look back and think I could have been the solution to the problem but failed to reach out. I understand the weight on my shoulders. When a customer comes inside the store and says, “TIMES have gotten hard and you have been here a long TIME.”
I know the wind is about to shift. When the customer says, “I would never want to hurt you but in the mist of my madness, I can’t think clearly. I might accidentally hurt you.” I’m listening closely and PAYING ATTENTION. The tide is about to rise. “Even if I make it through my madness and the dust settles I would have to kill you because you know me.” OH BOY! I can’t count the TIMES I have been called a NIGGER in the FRONT END. Customers get pissed off at the lines and say all the TIME I’m going to blow this BI–ATCH UP.

I had a customer who was cussing, ranting, and raving because he did not make the alcohol sale in TIME. His solution was to blow the store up. He said he would let me go because I reminded him of his grandmother. I can live with that but this is what I couldn’t live with. I would get the opportunity to walk away and everyone else goes down. That’s not cool at all. Are you really getting away? Can you live with the fact you left so many lives behind to be destroyed without warning? I understand PRESIDENT OBAMA second term. He would not walk out on the nation without putting POLICIES in place that everyone could benefit from. He would not walk out on a NATION and say, “YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.” PRESIDENT OBAMA would not walk us BACKWARD into SLAVERY. PRESIDENT OBAMA would not leave our lives in shambles nor in a pool of blood. CONGRESS blew the PRESIDENT UP TIME after TIME. He has taken a risk for our NATION. He is our FIRST RESPONDER and has RESPONDED every time. President Obama is at HOME. This BROTHER HERE, GOT BRAGGING RIGHTS UP IN THE HOUSE! THIS BROTHER WILL ALWAYS HAVE A HOME. He has BONDED WITH THE PEOPLE AND THE NATION.

HOME OFFICE is the HOME of the TOO BIG TO FAIL COMPANY. It is not my HOME. I’M JUST SAYING. HOME OFFICE concern is how well the store looks not how well the employees are. They don’t check in on our lives. They have NOT RESPONDED. Outside These Walls, it would be how much BAIN CAPITAL gain versus the people lose. It could be their job or LIFE. It is hard to separate the two for most people.

Do you know any single person that want so much control and power they manage by INTIMIDATION/RETALIATION? Do you Richard Branson? Do you BILL Gates? What about you Warren Buffett? It sounds familiar inside and outside of these walls.

LARRY BARTON states the best crisis is the one we can prevent. What about the crisis that is INITIATED? What about the crisis that is put in place beforehand so you will never be able to succeed, especially if you are of a diverse race. What happens Inside These Walls of the Existing Condition that no matter what you do it has already been a plan for you to be set up for failure? It has happened Outside These Walls. The Existing Condition is the Conservative Values of the ELITE who are so ELITE our vote doesn’t matter and their program is EXCLUSION ACT 2012.

Why would you go to a member of Management when Inside These Walls the Existing Condition will not get resolved? You will be RETALIATE against by MANAGEMENT? LARRY BARTON did not explain the difference from holding a person ACCOUNTABLE versus RETALIATION. I wonder why. If you cannot remember anything from this story, KNOW THIS.

RETALIATION is DELAY, FEAR, and PUNISHMENT. Most of the TIME people don’t have a clue the RETALIATION FACTOR has taken shape. A very decent person will always give you the benefit of doubt. This is the OBAMA/BIDEN FACTOR. First, you are given the runaround or the “I will get back to you” Mr. DELAY speech, not TOM DeLay. This is the rhetoric CONGRESS, GOP, and the REPUBLICANS gave to the PRESIDENT. Next, you have NO RESPONDERS and you are now the LONE WOLF. FEAR kicks in and you are afraid because you realize YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. This is the ROMNEY/RYAN FACTOR. Who walks through the door? MANAGEMENT walks through the door. You realize if they cannot have it their way all hell will break loose. WAR and PURE PUNISHMENT has raised its head. The LIES start, sh..t is made upon you, they shut you down, you have no voice/choice, suppress the vote, and totally obstruct justice. ROMNEY/RYAN FACTOR is operating just like Management Inside These Walls of an Existing Condition that has failed to LEAN FORWARD and have a PROGRESSIVE AGENDA.

ACCOUNTABILITY means you are responsible for your BEHAVIOR/ACTION. You are liable.
If you were in charge and you screw it up then you have to ANSWER for it. You do not take HOSTAGES! NEIL ARMSTRONG would say, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.” The GOP would say, “GLOBAL WARMING WHO, we don’t believe in science.”

I just want the world to know Inside These Walls the Existing Condition is RETALIATION NOT ACCOUNTABILITY. I want the world to know Outside These Walls the Existing Condition is RETALIATION NOT ACCOUNTABILITY. For the Last four years, OUR PRESIDENT was held hostage and RETALIATED AGAINST by CONGRESS. We have been held hostage Inside These Walls. BLAME GAME
IS ON. A FIREWALL no longer exists and there is nothing to regulate the merging of the INSIDE from the OUTSIDE and keeping us from all being destroyed (GLASS-STEGALL EFFECT).
Remember you have swipe your badge. The workday has begun. Hopefully, it will not end tragically.

Let me introduce myself. I play the role of ERIC HOLDER JR., Attorney General, and I’m holding the fort down on contempt charges in the ATF GUN WALKING SCANDAL. I am the star of getting CARTER. I am semiautomatic decent and I am not down with the NRA. They can’t hang me on my attendance. People use to say don’t give them any ammunition to get you. ERIC HOLDER did everything to satisfy DARYL ISSA. We saw how much sh..t the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Made up of ERIC HOLDER. There were a lot of OVERSIGHTS but the TRUTH was the largest oversight.

Management set behind the cameras in office 100 and makes up BS to take you out just like DARRYL ISSA. They feel the need to GET CARTER and as the CROONER would say, “YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THINGS UP.” Inside these walls just like the ROMNEY/RYAN CREW, the TOO BIG TO FAIL COMPANY BENT OVER BACKWARDS instead of LEANING FORWARD. They were REACTIVE instead of PROACTIVE. This can cost the lives of many. Inside these walls, the EXISTING CONDITION has been covered up by slapping paint on the walls and putting a bandage over a dam that is about to burst. This is not the SOLUTION.

At RESIDENT EVIL, the UMBRELLA CORPORATION has PLAGUED the lives of employees submission into the BACKWARDNESS of SLAVERY. These are the souls of the employees who have been there too long. Our lives are put on the ROLLBACK WALL. From there we are shuffled over to CLEARANCE. Finally, the employees are shipped to CLAIMS and the company receives the credit for the lives that were EXPENDABLE. This is STRAIGHT UP MITT ROMNEY and PAUL RYAN.

It has the effect of the ROMNEY/RYAN EMPLOYEE CUT VOUCHER PLAN which will be used for our SENIOR CITIZENS. The only difference you are rocking to the beat of a very long EXISTING CONDITION of the 1967 group BLOOD, SWEAT, and TEARS (BS&T) and age and race doesn’t matter. WALL STREET has rolled the dice on your 401k plan and it is now a 201k plan.

GRANDMA has come out of retirement to help the grandchildren when mom and dad get laid off. GRANDMA is taking care of the babies when their knucklehead children screw up and off to jail they go. GRANDMA doesn’t believe in DFS(DIVISION of FAMILY SERVICES) GRANDMA will rumble with you over her children and will give you KNUCKLE SOUP over the GRAND-BABIES. GRANDMA is living longer and has gotten stronger. GRANDMA couldn’t afford to CRY. GRANDMA AIN’T GOT TIME TO DIE! GRANDMA needs a better HEALTH PLAN. GRANDMA has to take a STAND. PAUL RYAN’S mother can afford a summer and winter resort. GRANDMA can’t afford to fart. GRANDMA can’t afford a nursing home. GRANDMA will be left on the streets to roam. Who takes the weight when GRANDMA gets too old? GRANDMA prays it will be the SENSIBLE CHILD and not the PAUL RYAN CHILD who is trying to RIP GRANDMA OFF and steal GRANDMA’S SOUL.

Every time the store is remodeled there will be shortening of hours and firing of staff. The elderly will be disrespected and LIED to just like in PAUL RYAN SPEECH. There will be holiday cuts, cuts, and more cuts. The big BONUS goes to BIG MANAGEMENT or the ELITE.

Inside these walls of TOO BIG TOO FAIL COMPANY a class action lawsuit was ousted out against WOMEN. It claims the lawsuit was TOO BIG and would take the company down. This was definitely a WAR on WOMEN. WOMEN’S pay inside these walls are far from being equal to a man. One day I hope the LILLY LEDBETTER FAIR PAY ACT knock on the door of RESIDENT EVIL and PREVENT the plague of “WOMEN ARE SECOND CLASS CITIZENS and HAVE LESS SELF WORTH THAN A MAN.” This is not for REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ONLY but for the RIGHTS of WOMEN as A WHOLE

DIVERSITY in the walls of BAIN CAPITAL’S BROTHER is only SLAVERY and one huge COLLAGE of a FACADE. MARTIN BASHIR and MIKE PAPANTONIO it is devastating to see the shackles removed from one’s feet and FORCED around one’s MIND. The minorities and white included are made to feel: 1)You need us. 2)This job pays 2 more crumbs than BAIN CAPITOL companies. 3)Be thankful because we are your WELFARE DADDIES. 4)This is not your home and HR works for the TOO BIG
TOO FAIL COMPANY. 5)If you don’t like it we will have ALLEN WEST send you back to your country. On the way out the door trying not to speak in your language. You are pissing the TOO BIG TO FAIL COMPANY OFF. We feel you are talking about us behind our backs. This is our HOME. ENGLISH ONLY PLEASE!

See STEVE KING, of IOWA, 5th Congressional District will explain it to you. He is your man for wanting DIVERSE cultures to speak the ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY. Every 25 years it is TIME to renew THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT. In 1965 STEVE KING, REPUBLICAN voted against the CIVIL RIGHT ACT. He wanted to remove every foreign language off the ballot. He is the KING of NO COMMUNICATION and STRAIGHT UP VOTERS SUPPRESSION. NINA TURNER, Democratic Senator from Ohio, representing the 25th District, if you ever run into STEVE KING let him know you are the QUEEN. Give your biggest smile and say, “STEVE KING THE PLAN DID NOT WORK.”

I know you said RAPE is RAPE. PAUL RYAN called it STOCK LANGUAGE. FORCIBLE RAPE is PAUL RYAN’S LEGACY of language. JOAN WALSH you know how this plays itself out. This language has been an EXISTING CONDITION of PAUL RYAN since 1992. RAPE DOESN’T MATTER! The NEANDERTHAL THINKING of RAPE is another method of CONCEPTION and a HEINOUS CRIME. Within these walls, PAUL RYAN’S FORCIBLE RAPE is raping the mind to be a condition to think the LIE is the TRUTH and the TRUTH is a LIE. TOO BIG TO FAIL companies play and rehearse the same script over and over. The bubble burst inside the wall of the mind and our brain suffers an ANEURYSM.

The same technique is used in the 5 VIDEOS on WELFARE now being FORCE on the public as the TRUTH when it is a LIE. “YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THESE THINGS UP! “This is now showing at ROMNEY’S IMAX THEATER near you in 3D where the LIES JUMP OUT AT YOU. It would have the same effect as the classic movie CLOCKWORK ORANGE. PAUL RYAN plays the role of ALEX. ALEX is RUSSIAN born. This couldn’t be AYN RAND, son. NAH! Paul is strapped to the chair with the MITT ROMNEY smirk on his face. Walking away from the movie you get the feeling he wasn’t cured. The TRUTH, he wasn’t cured because of the MITT ROMNEY SMIRK and the MITT LIES. PAUL RYAN came back with the term STOCK LANGUAGE. It was an EXISTING CONDITION in 1992 and it is their platform now. STILL an EXISTING CONDITION.

MITT ROMNEY’S father left a wonderful LEGACY and MITT ROMNEY did not follow in his footsteps. TOURE, you could plainly see MITT’S father personality. Secret Agent RA-RA, on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, if you turn the chair the other way guess what happens. Every speaker showed you. You cannot talk about a person who doesn’t know himself. It takes a life TIME to discover who you are. Some people go on trips to discover themselves. Maybe MITT will figure it out on his boat ride. I hope MITT ROMNEY never make cuts to the DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

Bottomline: Children who are labeled disable have a SPONSOR. Whether you are in the PRIVATE JOB SECTOR or PUBLIC JOB SECTOR, UNION or NON-UNION there should be someone there to SPEAK OUT in a PERSON’S behalf to fight for the individuals, rights (an attorney, a teacher, a minister and our FIRST RESPONDER-THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES). Coming from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART these are our INTERPRETERS.

Our government has LEAN FORWARD and has provided DAYCARE, RESPITE, 504 and IEPS in our educational system, transportation for the DISABLE, PELL GRANTS, and much more. Government is RESPECTING WOMEN RIGHTS and IT IS A WOMAN’S DECISION. Government is not the ENEMY. ASK GM. We can’t ask BIN LADEN. In our GOVERNMENT SYSTEM, something should be put in place to help everyone in this nation. If not then GOVERNMENT will go BACK to the DRAWING BOARD and LEAN FORWARD with PROGRESSIVE IDEAS.

There is another man who left a LEGACY of a magnificent company, now a HUGE CORPORATION. His name was SAM WALTON. I never got a chance to meet this man but I have ALWAYS heard wonderful things about him. His company has taken a different direction. The wind has shifted. The tide has risen. The Dam is about to break. The last story in the December 2011 archives I had expressed deep concern. Well, it has gone beyond my fears. If it doesn’t happen to this store it can and will happen to another store. The associates have no HOME. The ALWAYS BOND has been BROKEN. Many of the associates/management feel ALWAYS A SLAVES AT WALMART. Where are their RESPONDERS?

Our PRESIDENT has carried a heavy load within his heart and mind. He is being held ACCOUNTABLE by WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION. He needs your SUPPORT and VOTE for his SECOND CHANCE. He’s not trying to turn back the hand of TIME. He needs more TIME to TURN US AWAY FROM SLAVERY.

TOM BROKAW once stated he never was worried about the bullet that has his name on it. He was always worried about the bullet that stated: “To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.”

MIKE DUKE(President and CEO) of WALMART, SAMUEL ROBSON WALTON(CHAIRMAN), and TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

What you live is never hard to tell. Putting one’s thoughts on paper is the biggest struggle for most NLDER. ONE STEP AT A TIME. NLD MOM/cancer survivor

This story was published on September 4, 2012, an error has occurred with the date. Please refer the second paragraph of Inside These Walls__Existing Conditions and to Twitter for the release date.

On With The Cheer

by Linda Ballard

You are pressing the skirt today. Who came up with this idea cheerleaders should wear pleated skirts? I don’t know but they sure in the hell wasn’t thinking about us. Who said we are cheerleaders? We need APPLE BOTTOMS’ GEAR. No, we need to go somewhere and sit our tired BOTTOMS down.

These skirts are like cheering in a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They brought the skinny jeans back into style. It doesn’t matter your butt has never been skinny. Girl, you need a crowbar and some 10W-D40 to get into those jeans. Mae Rita looks like a giant rubber band.

Sho-nuff and this 18-hour girdle I’m playing have only 2 hours left so this better be a quick cheer. Look at Bobbi Jean. She doesn’t have one pleat in the back of her skirt. Look how it dips to the front.

Bobbi Jean has parted the Red Sea and not a pleat is left standing. WHEW! Bobbi Jean got MOSES beat on this one. I want you ladies to know this was inherited from my Aunt Shirley Calhoun. She had one of those old TIME CHIFFEROBE SHELF.

Sister Calhoun was packing a wardrobe closet. She was “DOING DA BUTT.” EU put it out there in “SPIKE LEE’S SCHOOL DAZE.” She could swing her two holsters around and it would be damage control for those who did not give it up for the church.

Yes LAWD! Her swivel hips and her MAYTAG TUMBLER got the job done. For all my NLDERS who cannot follow this script, Sister Calhoun had the ASS–SETS. BOTTOM LINE: GOD had blessed Sister Calhoun with the MAXIMUM amount of BOOTY. AMEN!

If she was alive today PRESIDENT OBAMA campaign contribution would be nothing to talk about. Nancy Pelosi would not have to lift a finger or raise a hand to ask the BIG D for any money for a campaign contribution. I could see Sister Calhoun putting a hurting on the BIG D.

Remember how on the 3rd Sunday of the month the church would take up a special contribution for the Week and Weary. She was the fundraising queen. Yeah, Sister Calhoun could throw down. Whenever MACEDONIA BAPTIST CHURCH had their late night revivals you could smell the food for miles.

People would come from all over to buy her strawberry rhubarb pies and that wonderful mixture of her mustard, spinach, and turnip greens. She stepped on the cornbread. Every person I have known who tasted Sister Calhoun cornbread never ask for any desserts.

Laurasteen and the twins’ daddy, Frank Ezell, told Sister Calhoun he wasn’t contributing after he had eaten one of the pies. Reverend Whiteside told Mr. Ezell this would be a wonderful opportunity to show the congregation how God had healed his spirit.

Sister Calhoun turned to the pastor and said, “Don’t worry pastor I’m grateful GOD healed FRANKY’S spirit now GOD can heal FRANKY’S wounds.” She reached for her Bible and turn the pages to ECCLESIASTIC–Chapter 3. You know the REPUBLICANS don’t like CHANGE.

To everything, there is a season, and a TIME to every purpose under the heaven: NEGRO you ate my pie you better hope this ain’t your TIME to die. Mr. EZELL went flying across the room. It was Mr. Ezell TIME to weep. It was the congregation TIME to laugh. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

I can say after that day in the church Mr. Ezell did mine his manners. He gave to the church faithfully. He wore that cast around his neck for almost a year. It wasn’t anything wrong with Mr. Ezell neck. I asked the twins Arlean and Darlean.

They pointed out their father had suffered great embarrassment because he was supposed to be MR. TOUGH GUY around town. He didn’t want the Heavenly Angel to find out GOD had healed his wounds. He did not want a rematch with Sister Calhoun’s left hook.

Bobbi Jean, did you ever think that your Aunt used her size to intimidate people? Sure she did but it was a big coverup. Sister Calhoun, an Auntie, was a gentle bear who always struggled with her weight because she suffered from an iodine deficiency causing hypothyroidism.

It caused her to gain weight and retain fluids. Stress was a major contributor to my aunts eating habits. Stress was an even larger contributor to her hypothyroidism. Did you know there are a lot of men in the UK 65 and older suffer from an underactive thyroid gland?

I didn’t know that. Do you know what MITT ROMNEY suffer from? We know he is a BALD FACE LIAR, he gives NO APOLOGY, and he hasn’t released his TAX INFORMATION. NITTY GRITTY MITTY is another poem another day because there are too many MITTS.

What do you think Sister Calhoun would have said about MITT ROMNEY if she was alive today? She would put on her church attire and say, “GOD takes care of the SOUL, the OLD, and the ones who are too BOLD.” This would be her prayer. Lord have mercy on MITT’S soul.

How many LIES has MITT told? How many Jobs has MITT stolen? Who would MITT play in his PRESIDENTIAL role? My Aunt would have a lot to say. I can see her now punching The REPUBLICANS, MITT, and the SUPER PACs out.

We know MITT ROMNEY would not be himself. It didn’t take the BRITISH no TIME to see that MITT ROMNEY is not worth the SUPER PACs investment. How many TIMES have his own backers stated he wasn’t a strong candidate.

My aunt would say she couldn’t believe the SUPER PACs had all that money to donate to SATAN and HATRED. It probably surprised the hell out of the PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON, to sit down and talk to MITT ROMNEY who toots his own horn and beat his own drum.

Ain’t no way the PRIME MINISTER of the UNITED KINGDOM would engage in a conversation with MITT ROMNEY and run the risk of being LIED to at a later date or on the same day. MITT ROMNEY is his own ENTOURAGE. Why do you think we have DOUBLE STANDARDS? RIGHT! DOUBLE MITT SH..T.

I know I didn’t like DOUBLE MITT GUM for some reason. You would be chewing all day and LYING out the side of your mouth. I guess MITT ROMNEY discovered “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM WASN’T THERE.” Man, this is a BROTHER WITHOUT DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.

PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON runs the UNITED KINGDOM and I’m quite sure he would not want to engage in any policymaking or business deals with a man who is DIVIDED HIMSELF. MITT ROMNEY has really made a splash all over the papers on his SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

The sad part about the many MITTS none of them can tell the TRUTH. All the MITTS are running around playing SPLICER DICER with PRESIDENT OBAMA’S videos and his quotes. MITT has gotten BUSTED so many TIMES by the UNITED STATES DEEP SIX MEDIA UNIT, MSNBC.

Was I supposed to mention our special task force media, MSNBC? HELL TO THE YE-AH It was MITT DUMB A… that wasn’t supposed to say MI6. Our special task force unit is kicking A… and REAMING some BOOTY when it comes to PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. KNOW THIS!

The President doesn’t have to say one word when MITT steps in his wife’s HORSE SH… every day. We need a picture of MITT ROMNEY up to his neck in DEEP DO-DO tagging it as MITT’S SH… Throw a few of his SUPER PACs contributors in and top it off with a brownie, whip cream, and a cherry.

Don’t leave out the nuts. We can re-roll the tape and MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON of LONDON can step out on the stage and say: “ARE WE READY!” There is a person visiting LONDON who has no sense of DIRECTION or TRUTH. We are calling him out early before MITT ROMNEY edit our program.

Here in LONDON MITT gets no BROWNIE POINTS. Londoners are ready to WHIP MITT’S A.. into shape. This isn’t the CREAM of the crop of candidates for the PRESIDENCY in the UNITED STATES. We know you have a much better candidate and PRESIDENT.

Here in the UK, he is known to us as the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY STACK DECK, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Sounds YUMMY! Unlike MITT ROMNEY who has insulted the UK in his book NO APOLOGIES, I BORIS JOHNSON will not apologize for the UNSTACKED DUMMY.

Yes, the CHERRY on the top of MITT’S head has proven he is FRUITCAKE but definitely a NUT CASE. MITT ROMNEY is insane if he thinks he can come on the UK turf and DIS the preparation of the OLYMPIC GAMES. Why this FAKE BAKE CONTENDER doesn’t know ED MILIBAND.

If he watched C-SPAN every WEDNESDAY you would know ED MILIBAND is the LEADER of the LABOR PARTY and the LEADER of THE OPPOSITION. It was an insult to call ED MILIBAND the LEADER.

Can MITT ROMNEY say BEATLES, JOSS STONE, SWING OUT SISTERS, SPICE GIRLS, DAVID BECKHAM, and ELTON JOHN, DANIEL CRAIG, SEAL? What NO APOLOGY! You wanted PRESIDENT OBAMA to apologize to you. The UK will not apologize when MITT ROMNEY lose for the 99th TIME.

The UNITED KINGDOM welcome the opportunity to work with a man who understands diversity and not PISS 63,000,000 WHITE PEOPLE OFF. MITT ROMNEY you have shown the world how ineffective you are on FOREIGN RELATIONSHIP. We will take BARACK OBAMA any day.

Go home and look in the mirror and know who is FOREIGN and who is the OTHER. MITT ROMNEY will learn who BIG PAPA is when he is left standing out in the cold singing NOTORIOUS B.I.G.–“BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” You heard it here first, live from me the MAYOR.

MITT ROMNEY wants to take our government system back to the BUSH FAILED POLICY DAYS. BILL O’REILLY thinks the government is trying to cripple people with welfare assistance.

BILL O’REILLY would like it much better if we were DEPENDENT upon the 1%, REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, the SUPER PACs and FOX NEWS. The PEOPLE and OUR NATION would be left to DIE and no factual information would be given for the reason WHY. MITT has begun to LIE to FOX NEWS.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN can’t catch up to MITT and she looks PISSED. GRETA doesn’t want MITT to LIE and say FOX NEWS is on the case. She has barely seen MITT. What coverage? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN is keeping it LEGIT. DANG MITT!

Crippling is MITT ROMNEY as a PRESIDENT and a government system that wants the PEOPLE and OUR NATION to revert back to SLAVERY. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has been received abroad but has not been accepted at home. Our President has restored the ways of AMERICA’S thinking.

One is not to conform to traditional thinking but to transform and accept changes along the way. WHEW! I had to DANCE AROUND the word PROPHET. I better leave well enough alone. People love taking words out of context.

The REPUBLICANS will identify our PRESIDENT as a MUSLIM walking on water. MATTHEW would have like this message and so would MARK, LUKE, and JOHN. We all have our codes.

Do you remember this store MICHAEL ERIC DYSON? Vaguely, a lot has changed since those days. Does this store look familiar to you BILL WOLFF? Sure, this is KROGER grocery store. Come with me.

DR JAMES PETERSON for $500 PLEASE! Tell me what you see down this aisle? It is snow blinding and all the packaging is WHITE. That is rather odd all the packaging is WHITE. This was called the ALPHABET AISLE. AID FOR DEPENDENT CHILDREN (AFDC) no longer exist.

There are programs provided today that are funded by the government, not for DEPENDENCY but to help those in financial need to get assistant and to keep the PEOPLE and our NATION from starving.

NO THANKS to people like MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS who have caused the loss of many jobs and try to place the blame on PRESIDENT OBAMA.

This aisle fed many families and save the lives of many children that could have starved to death including me and my family. Many people went on to hold many rewarding occupations in life.

They were doctors, attorneys and many successful people in life who survived the hardships and weather the storm. I will take ZERO for BILL O’REILLY PLEASE. Can you do that in this game? Sure, BILL O’REILLY knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

There are those that talk a good game but when they get into those shoes you will see the difference in their stride. The media report what we live, suffer our losses and our gains. What connection has been lost between the people and the media?

It is hard to see the media cheering for the suffering and downfall of THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just to line their pockets with money. It gets worse when you have certain media outlets that thrive on HATRED.

It is harmful and dangerous when the media fails to talk in laymen terms so the message can be understood by the general population. There is the analyst that have criticized the PRESIDENT about his message and how he relates to people.

Our PRESIDENT has made it clear about not reading between the lines but understanding THE BOTTOM LINE. This is the connection between the people and our PRESIDENT. It is called INCLUSION.

It is TIME to get On With The Cheer. Girls lets work this cheer because my 2 hours on my girdle is about to blow. Go get our HEET, VICK SALVE, and ICY HOT. Did you take your GLUCOSAMINE tablets for your joints?

I did even better. I borrowed some PETROLEUM from that BS PLAN of MITT ROMNEY. I can slide from here to where MITT is hiding his money. We want to send a SHOUT OUT to CHRIS MATTHEWS for taking people OUT OF THE BOX when you try to talk over the audience head.

CHRIS MATTHEWS makes it real clear to break it down and “say what you mean and mean what you say.” This is for BIG EDDIE and WENDY our prays are with you. GODSPEED–All in his TIME.

We miss BIG ED ROTATING EYES and his greatest feature of all, “I don’t believe you D..N REPUBLICANS and I will nail your A.. to the wall.” MICHAEL ERIC DYSON is HOLDING THE FORT DOWN and doing one hell of a job.

Are you ready yet? What is this the ACADEMY AWARD? BOBBI JEAN is fired up now. Come on lets ROCK THIS. Girl if you throw your leg up in the air it will take not MAST UNIT but a SWAT TEAM to lower those tree trunks to the ground.

The world will get the chance to take a tour and see a new roadmap developed from all the stretch marks on your body. Oh, you are really cute. You better be glad I like you.

ON WITH THE CHEER! DEEP SIX MSNBC MEDIA is putting the information along with charts out there in a format so the PEOPLE can congest who is the best for OUR NATION. THEY are putting out the PRESIDENTS CREDENTIAL. DEEP SIX MSNBC has all the POTENTIAL.

We know who looks and is PRESIDENTIAL. Only 97 days left which is very ESSENTIAL. Come on GIRLS and SWING IT OUT:

O-OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING AT OUR NATION’S DOOR.

B-BATTLEGROUND VOTE is THE ELECTION’S CORE.

A-AUSTERITY IS NOT FOR AMERICA, STOMP IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

M-MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS FROM OUR PRESIDENT CAN’T BE IGNORED.

A-AWESOME IS THE MAN WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH MORE.

SAY IT WITH ME GIRLS: GO OBAMA, WORKING IT WITHOUT MITTS DRAMA. GO OBAMA, TAKING IT TO THE stage. CINERAMA. HOLD UP! Is CINERAMA a real WORD. Yeah, I found it in DYSON DICTIONARY. Girl, I think the fumes from the VICK SALVE has gotten to your BRAIN CAPITOL.

We made it through the CHEER. Hey, I reveal my taxes and they told me don’t ever do that again with my BROKE A… You know what the GIRDLE has SNAPPED–DONE. Next TIME go get a UNIROYAL TIRE for your TIRED body. It hurts to be BEAUTIFUL. ALL TOGETHER!

OBAMA FORWARD 2012.

DEDICATED: To all the countries around the world who understand MITT ROMNEY is BY NO MEANS a FOREIGN POLICY PERSON. I want to send a SHOUT OUT to the PRIME MINISTER(DAVID CAMERON) of the UK, MAYOR of LONDON BORIS JOHNSON, ED MILIBAND.

We know who ED MILIBAND is. We can watch you in the morning or night on C-SPAN (PRIME MINISTER QUESTIONS). MITT ROMNEY has a hard TIME developing friendships and relationships. This is a BROTHER with SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

Now to all my NLDERS do not become hostile. MITT needs a friend. Okay, we will wait for MITT ROMNEY to DEFRIEND himself. Then maybe we can extend a hand of friendship.

2 Fast 2 Furious And Let’s Get Serious

by Linda Ballard

Look down the hallway. Has he gotten on the elevator? The coast is clear. How do they expect you to be comfortable when they are in your room ever 2 hours yanking, poking, and prodding like you are a giant lab rat? Check that nurse out.

She was putting a lot of PURELL on her hands. That was GERM-X. PURELL/GERM-X it’s all the same. Is it just me? I don’t want to seem paranoid. Maybe it’s your attention to detail. There is a big difference when a person PAYS ATTENTION or when they are too detailed.

Well, I know PURELL and GERM-X should be the richest company in the world. Do these people think they are going to get Bubonic Plague from a black person? If they do they will be dead in four days. WOW! 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS and let’s GET SERIOUS.

In the 14th century, it wiped out 25 million people over in EUROPE. They called it BLACK DEATH. The tissue would turn BLACK when the cells start dying. BUBONIC PLAGUE would attack the armpits, the groin, and the lymphatic system.

The PRESIDENT is knocking the REPUBLICANS out of the box with his achievements. Yeah, the REPUBLICANS think we are GIANT GERMS but I tell you what. WHAT! The PRESIDENT put a WHIP A.. on the REPUBLICANS with his EBOLA VIRUS PUNCH. He put the REPUBLICANS on LOCKDOWN.

The WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION cannot get the REPUBLICANS out of LEVEL 4 containment. The REPUBLICANS are on the ropes. They are running scared. The PRESIDENT has turned deadly with his JAB. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA was tough when he took the REPUBLICANS to the hoop and SLAM DUNK the REPUBLICANS on the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT. Did you see all of that broken glass? My point exactly! What is your point? I forgot you couldn’t read between the lines. BOTTOM LINE:

This was too much for the REPUBLICANS. CHECK THIS OUT! The EBOLA VIRUS has been reinstated several TIMES. In 2000 it’s named changed to EBOLA ZAIRE. It was reinstated, the name was changed, and went from EBOVZ to ZEBOV. In 2010 it was reinstated to EBOV.

What is the POINT? Do you actually think the REPUBLICANS want PRESIDENT OBAMA REINSTATED? Do you now understand why his “TOTAL KNOCK OUT” blow has been deadly to the REPUBLICANS? Will it kill them? Please don’t say that around MITT ROMNEY’S wife.

ANN ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA de VILLE, if she reads this story she will probably call FOX NEWS. I can see CRUELLA de VILLE telling the MANGLE TANGLE GANG, who is caught up in their web of STUPID TRIANGLE, “PRESIDENT OBAMA IS TRYING TO KILL MY HUSBAND.” He has a virus. Yeah RIGHT!

Hey! She ain’t my family and this campaign is getting dirty. I am not like them but I can roll with the best of them.

Don’t let Mitch McConnell, the REPUBLICAN CREW, KOCH BROTHERS, ADELSON, and MITT ROMNEY get ahold of this plague. They might just add it to their SUPER PAC MONEY if they can’t buy a president. MITT ROMNEY ain’t no MAYTAG he needs a lot of repairs if he can be repaired.

Wasn’t MAYTAG replaced by WHIRLPOOL? Yes, but MAYTAG was a much better built and equipped product. Those washers and dryers lasted forever. If the REPUBLICANS were smart they should have replaced MITT ROMNEY. They didn’t have anyone to replace him with.

We got a MAYTAG for a PRESIDENT. You can say that because he needs very little repairs and he has done one hell of a job cleaning up another president’s mess. SQUEAKY CLEAN! TRUTH MACHINE! We can’t say the same about come fix my rich A… product MITT ROMNEY.

Well, I can’t say he’s a broke A… He has a lot of money and he is still a dummy. Do you think even until this day and TIME people still view African Americans, Latinos, and people from other diverse backgrounds this way? ABSOLUTELY! Man, that is really horrible.

Horrible is having a CONTENDER who is all JACKED UP and the Super Pacs want a return on a bad investment. They are trying to pond this sucker off on the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the NATION. What do we get? SCREWED! Point taken!

You think the nurse back there viewed you in the same manner. Put it like this, she did and I know you have difficulty reading people. Most people don’t treat you in the same fashion. Here it is 2012 and she has moved BACKWARDS.

Once you have lived the HATRED and RACISM FACTOR then you become fully aware of what a true Cancer or highly contagious disease is. It is not always under the microscope or on your radar screen. I bet that is messy getting all over a person’s equipment. Let me explain.

Put it this way, messy is when you have the REPUBLICANS, and CONGRESS spreading the disease INTENTIONALLY. Messy is when you have people out of jobs and the REPUBLICAN’S SUPER PACs are throwing millions of dollars away when they could reinvest in our economy.

We need to rebuild our nation before it falls loose at the seams. Some people don’t like the word INFRASTRUCTURE. Messy is the backward thinking of the REPUBLICANS and their desires to uphold laws that would not benefit the PEOPLE in order for our NATION to move FORWARD.

Imagine even before the 14th century anything or anyone black was considered deadly and evil. JIM CLYBURN, Representative for South Carolina and the Assistant Democratic Leader, said it was something EVIL about the way ERIC HOLDER was treated.

Wasn’t he the Minority Whip of the Democratic Party? This Brother has been in the political game a long TIME. You know it was a shame the beauty pageant ladies didn’t know who VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN is.

This is why I came to help you blow this joint. Maybe you need to correct the last word. No! I hope the REPUBLICANS reading this story think we are smoking. They always jump to conclusions and get their information wrong. We can handle the scandal. The REPUBLICANS can’t handle the PAIN.

The PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, NANCY PELOSI, and the BIG D have been kicking A… and taking names. We got to blow this POP STAND, let the WORLD, and the analyst know how this works from THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

I knew JAMES CLAYBURN was reaching back into a long TIME hurt that is very difficult for AFRICAN AMERICANS to discuss. I hope this will help ease his pain. Well, at least make him laugh and move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is a good remedy. It wasn’t us having the WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENTS.

Who is the US? I will be more than happy to SPELL IT OUT. BLACK FOLKS. GET OUT OF HERE! No! It is SHUT UP! STEREOTYPING is cruel, demeaning, and discriminating. BLACK FOLKS have been tagged for many years. So now this LEGACY has been dropped in the lap of the REPUBLICANS.

PURPLE SWING STATES get a load of the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK that has been holding this BOMB inside of them for many years. When PRESIDENT OBAMA got elected it was PARLIAMENT FUNKADELICS RAISING THE ROOF OFF THE MOTHER. Let’s have a YOUTUBE MOMENT.

It is the REPUBLICANS that have to GIVE UP THE FUNK(BIG TIME MONEY ON A WORTHLESS CANDIDATE). It will be the PRESIDENT and the BIG D who is GOING TO TURN THIS MOTHER OUT.

ELIJAH CUMMINGS, Congressman from Maryland, and ranking BIG D on the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, when asked the question about RACISM pertaining to ERIC HOLDER he didn’t address it. ELIJAH CUMMINGS pain was IN TOO DEEP.

CUMMINGS said he would let someone else address the issue. Well, Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner? HAH! Just to let ED RENDELL, former governor of Pennsylvania, know we are well aware of MITT ROMNEYS screw ups ALL SEASON LONG.

KNOW THIS, we are PAYING ATTENTION! Don’t give me that BS about it is summer and people aren’t tuned in to MITT ROMNEY’S 59 FAILED POINT PLAN if you want to call it a PLAN. NICE TRY! Why do you think people use the INTERNET? If they don’t know they will know.

PASS IT ON BROTHER. WORD TO MOTHER!

Why do the analysts feel it is hard for the PRESIDENT to get his message across? We live this and the analyst is shocked about it. Now it is TIME for them to get it. They probably thought we had overcome only to find out the REV DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. is turning over in his grave.

The cat is out of the bag. Elvis has left the building. Who let the Dogs out? MIKE TURZAI, the Majority Leader of the House in Pennsylvania, was caught on tape. TURZAI stated, getting voter’s ID law passed to help governor ROMNEY win Pennsylvania and the White House–DONE.

You know what I like that answer. Yes, sir-ree! It is now Time for the people to move FORWARD and to ease out of the PAIN. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is the LEGACY the REPUBLICANS has GAIN. Wait until you get to capture this crazy moment in history.

Is this actually happening? The stories we have seen on TRUE BLOOD isn’t this frightening. Look over there. Is that MEAN JEAN SMITH of OHIO? She looks like something out of the EXORCIST. Her head is spinning around.

She probably peed in her pants after she found out CNN and FOX NEWS reported the SUPREME COURT DECISION was UPHELD on the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. It’s probably the same reaction MEAN JEAN SMITH had when she lost her congresswoman seat in the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

A lot has happened since the SUPREME COURT DECISION. Before we go to our meeting I need to stop by and make a bus check. For what? Well, to see who CONGRESS has thrown under the bus this week. Is that a robe hanging out from under the bus? We know who that is.

Is that a piece of a mustache? Nice watch! Check out those shoes. Man! You can never come down this street without seeing body parts all over the place. This would be a good place for HARVEY WEINSTEIN to film a movie.

The movie on CONGRESS would get an academy award for the best true story and FAKE A… PEOPLE.

What TIME is it? You know I don’t do TIME. Doing things randomly keeps me from becoming frustrated. People are terrible about meeting their deadlines or being on TIME. They LIE about it and frustrate me even more. You couldn’t be friends with MITT ROMNEY. You’ll be DEAD.

So to keep me from getting all worked up, I will get there when I get there. You will never get there with MITT ROMNEY because he doesn’t know where THERE is. You might do good having a congressional seat because they don’t do deadlines either.

You know what is cool about today. What? The format of this story because when one of us say something crazy the reader has to figure out which one said it. Blame it on MITCH he has been a real B…ch. Check the scheduled first.

We are on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and people think we are crazy anyway and that is AWESOME. Why did you call this NLD SUMMIT? We were making the scrapbooks on RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of some of the highest profile career people in our government.

RETAIL POLITICS comes at a much higher price. You would think the KOCH BROTHERS and SHELTON ADELSON would shop wholesale to get more bang for their buck. Dang! MITT ROMNEY is THRIFT STORE POLITICS and he is not a good BARGAIN BASEMENT DEAL

Do you have something new? AB-SO-LUTE-LY! WHAT? They are called TRAITORS. Did you see those 17 guys out in the hallway? They can never be your friend. They couldn’t be TRUE to the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Today we are going to TAG THAT A… Did you say HASHTAG?

NO! I forgot when you hear rhyming words the DYSLEXIC part begins to manifest itself. I have nothing personal against rappers. They do a lot of rhyming and remixing but I just don’t understand the meaning of their songs. Don’t feel bad they don’t either.

They talk about the PRESIDENT acting aloof toward people in his cabinet. Hell, if you have people on your team that will betray you for their own interest I would run a BUTT NAKED DISTANCE also.

Forget about being up close and personal when I know BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS straddle the fence. They do not make good friends at all. In my last story, I mention I had the opportunity of being married to a DEMOCRAT in disguised.

This is one of my favorite lesson he taught me. However, you are treated by your opponent do not let HATRED throw you off focus. Identify the HATRED but do not become part of the HATRED and move FORWARD.

HATRED can never be used as a TOOL for RECONSTRUCTION but as a TOOL for SELF DESTRUCTION. If a foundation is built off of HATRED it will crumble. Never take any NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR and use it to rank as a POWER. You will discover you will have a POWER OUTAGE. Call your opponent out by NAME.

You must remember whenever a Priest exorcises demons he has to call out the demon by name to make them step forward. I learn so much now I can give back. We must be fair and give the 17 DEMOCRATS their share. They may or may not be BLUE DOG Democrats. These suckers just ain’t LOYAL.

ROLL CALL BABY!

Jason Altmire (PA) lost in the Democratic Primary, John Barrow (GA), DAN BOREN (OK)-retiring, Leonard Boswell (IA), Ben Chandler (KY), Mark Critz (PA), Joe Donnelly (IN) running for the Senate against Richard Mad Mourdock (R) tried to defund and destroy CHRYSLER in the AUTO BAILOUT)

Kathy Hochul (NY) won the special election after Christopher Lee resigns in disgrace after getting busted on Craig List for his TOPLESS GEAR, Ron Kind (WI), Larry Kissell (NC), Jim Matheson (UT) running for re-election. Mike McIntyre (NC)–running for re-election,

Bill Owens (NY) running for re-election, Collin Peterson (MN) and his Mad Max statement in 2007 documented by politico.com. Collin Peterson said 25% of his people thought the Pentagon and Rumsfeld took the Twin Towers down. He voted against climate change.

Collin Peterson voted against the AUTO BAILOUT. He has to go. It is TIME to BAIL him out of the Democratic Party. Nick Rahall (WV), Mike Ross (ARK)–retiring and he was against the single payer and public option in the healthcare bill. Can you say Corrupt? Corrupt!

You really did not have to say it. You said… I know I was being sarcastic. I am very literal. Last but not least we have Tim Waltz of (MN) running for re-election. Okay, you really think you guys should be re-elected after putting your GUNS before the PEOPLE? Get Real!

Don’t ever forget CONSERVATIVE is CONSERVATIVE not about CHANGE but doing what is right or CONSTITUTIONAL. CHANGE will come within the decision-making process. The PROCESS for CONSERVATIVES is to CONSERVE NOT TO CHANGE.

My spin is Doctors will CONSERVE an organ in the body but everything runs its course. The body has to change and regenerate new cells for growth.

So does our NATION if we wish to THRIVE, SURVIVE, and STAY ALIVE. Eventually, the organ has to be removed but let us hope and pray the disease has not become so aggressive and your life can no longer be protected.

A Dentist will do a root canal, fill, and reconstruct the teeth before they will pull it. Give it 2 to 5 years and you are back at the dentist getting those teeth pulled and receiving partial dentures. President Obama and his Crew are protecting the lives of the American People.

What do you think about the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT? I have questions. Okay! Will the CONSTITUTION be upheld to CONSERVE the lives of the PEOPLE and our NATION until it runs its course and needs to be reform?

Do the CHIEF JUSTICES feel that PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has shown the PEOPLE and our NATION such POWER he will sign those changes to the CONSTITUTION that will set the stage for the next REMODEL? Is this why the CHIEF JUSTICES are afraid?

Did JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS set the stage for what is CONSTITUTIONAl for keeping the CONSTITUTION intact but not for REFORMATION? CONSERVATIVE IS CONSERVATIVE and TIME will tell. The stage is being set. CITIZEN UNITED is not about CHANGE.

Who were the CHIEF JUSTICES who voted for CITIZEN UNITED? Think about it.

Who is the guy in the wrinkled suit with the ball and chain wrapped around his WONKERS? He is not from EZRA KLEIN BLOG. I bet that hurt. Don’t tell me, I know who it is.

Who do you think it is? I may get this wrong because I have trouble identifying faces. It is COLUMBO the messy detective who would make you admit the TRUTH because you didn’t want him destroying anything on your property. COLUMBO was thumping ashes all over the place and he was so clumsy.

He would pester you to death. COLUMBO’S attention to details made many of his suspects become unglued. When he spoke it worked the nerves of his suspect because his speech was pointing the finger directly at you but COLUMBO did not have enough EVIDENCE.

The very rich would commit a crime and he would break them down with his questions and grab a priceless object that the 1% cherished. I could see COLUMBO telling the NRA to hand over their guns. Once again it was not PRESIDENT OBAMA trying to take your guns away.

His appearance in that shabby raincoat broke the suspect down even further because he looks so cruddy. COLUMBO was not dressed to impress. Clothing has a lot to do with the way our body communicates the message once our mouth shuts down.

I thought I would switch the role of DARRELL ISSA into COLUMBO’S wardrobe. I would strip him of his AL CAPONE image.

Will COLUMBO be here today? Forgive me. I know you take in information which you hear and speak very literally. No, COLUMBO will not be here today. This was a detective series created by William Link and Richard Levinson around the late 60’s early 70’s.

DARRELL ISSA is the man out in the hallway with his WONKER wrapped in the chain gang ball with the crowbar running through the chain. DARELL ISSA failed to break ERIC HOLDER down and his plan backfired on him. He stooped to an all TIME low going on FOX NEWS.

He thought he would overshadow the PRESIDENT’S victory but things did not work out as planned. He managed to put the spotlight on 17 Democrats who will go down with him today. COLUMBO was brilliant. DARELL ISSA was not brilliant at all. BUBBA is STUPID!

His body language was terrible and his speech threatening. The tone of his voice was disrespectful and ISSA did not make it any better-slamming notebooks around throwing tantrums. This high-profile government official is a real role model for our future generation. OKAY!

Once again DARELL ISSA tried to remove the frame off of his WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENT. You would think that a self-made millionaire who earns his GED would be more promising for a role model.

Yet DARRELL ISSA was charged with carrying a concealed unregistered weapon when he was younger and pleaded to a lesser charge given the sentence of 6 months. He was accused of stealing a DODGE CHARGER and later a MASERATI. MR. 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS.

I hope the young men on RIKERS ISLAND who just received their GED become better men and greater role models than what the CHAIRMAN of the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, MR. 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS DARELL ISSA has become.

The oversight on DARRELL ISSA was putting him in a position of power to discredit ERIC HOLDERS position. ISSA himself not only has bones in his closet but a whole DANG SKELETON. Money does not earn a person respect.

DARELL ISSA put ERIC HOLDER on trial but no one really talked about ISSA’s past which I find rather interesting. Is ISSA above the law? He went on a smear campaign against ERIC HOLDER who should have never been held in contempt.

Once again 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS. Why would you go after someone knowing your past once involved gun charges and reckless behavior? Did DARELL ISSA have a personal ax to grind? Hey! If that information was available on ISSA then use it.

We will say our 23 HAIL MARY’S. Don’t you think that’s unfair? You are asking the wrong person. You are talking to GO IN SEARCH OF MEME! Where do we find MEME? Never mind. I forgot you have some of those MITT ROMNEY directions not knowing where THERE is.

It’s all good because what you do is UNINTENTIONAl.

Everyone is quite aware of DARELL ISSA behavior but no one has held him ACCOUNTABLE for his action. He bullies and pushes for his bidding but he has not been called on the carpet for his AGGRESSIVE, THREATENING, and RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.

He failed miserably in his attempt to discredit ERIC HOLDER and OVERSHADOW the victory of the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. I don’t hear anyone talking about DARRELL ISSA today. He is Mr. Yesterday’s News.

DARELL ISSA really tried to jack the ATTORNEY GENERAL. Whenever someone goes after ISSA he turns the table on them and makes them looks as if they are the bad guy. He thought his record was EXPUNGED. He created his YOUTUBE MOMENT.

There are 52 cards plus the 2 JOKERS in a deck. The JOKERS are the TWO MITT ROMNEYS. MITT is out of the game before the game gets started. The JOKERS aren’t used in several card games. DANG!

REPUBLICANS have many infractions. They break the rules all the TIME and play before it is their turn. DOWNRIGHT CHEATING. Are they held ACCOUNTABLE? How will Mitt know the difference between a tax or a penalty? Has he ever been penalized or held ACCOUNTABLE for his behavior?

The REPUBLICANS think when they are confronted with TAXES they are being treated wrongly. If the REPUBLICANS and MITT ROMNEY are held accountable more often for their action and the fair share they may learn the difference between a tax and a penalty.

2012 SuperBowl Flare Up_Look Who’s Rockin’ The List

by Linda Ballard

Scene: It is showtime, SuperBowl Sunday, and the guys are going down to ARTHUR BRYANTS to pick out their favorite football foods. Bobby TOURETTES, Andre ADHD, Jack PDD-NOS, Mark AUTISM, Mitt ASPERGER, and Leroy NLD are on the scene for the festivity.

Leroy NLD is checking out the prices because his girlfriend is not so big on cooking. He wants to show off his surround sound theater system that was built-in his basement by TJ SAVANT & COMPANY.

It is Bobby Tourettes turn to pay for the football bash today. Bobby is steamed under the collar at Mitt ASPERGERS comments. Mitts ASPERGER has difficulty interacting socially.

They are inside the restaurant and waiting in line to order their food. Mitt ASPERGER is looking on the wall. He can’t believe his eyes nor can he believe who has eaten at Arthur Bryants.

He has never had a REAL Community experience nor has he ever eaten in the heart of the city.

Leroy NLD:

When I wrote CHARACTERISTICS OF, this was in no way to bring any disservice to people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. We don’t get the chance to say or act like these PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. Our problem is NEUROLOGICAL with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I wonder what is their real problem?

Our butts would get hauled off to jail, medicated, and strapped down in a psycho ward. We sure as hell wouldn’t be in the Zone on PSYCHO TALK with BIG ED. Look at the gaffes MITT ROMNEY makes.

He has so many soundbites on his INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS you can make a Documentary Mini-Series on the Discovery Channel. When I speak, they are real social blunders. I will repeat my blunders several TIMES in the same way until someone corrects me.

I do not understand that it is a mistake. You must remember a lie can never be told the same way twice. When I open my mouth you will begin to realize something is wrong. Ain’t gonna be no paraphrasing. I don’t do that. There is no such thing as retracting my statement.

My mind processes information differently. I don’t read people and people definitely don’t read me. Ask me or anyone else that has been diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME a question 20 TIMES. Guess what, you are going to get the same answer 20 TIMES.

You’re not going to get an endorsement from me. If your policy stinks you will be the first to know. MITT ROMNEY has to buy votes, buy states, and buy friends. MITT ROMNEY was PASS INTERFERENCE on OBAMACARE.

His plan had a lot of the same ingredients of OBAMACARE. MITT ROMNEY passed on the plan. The first thing PRESIDENT OBAMA did when he was sworn into office was Bridge the gap by developing friends and relationships in Foreign countries to strengthen Foreign policy.

He made 4 vital phone calls. He was reaching out to other nations. The next day he was at the State Department visiting with the foreign service officers getting everyone PUMPED UP and ENERGIZED once again on worldwide international relationships.

NLDERS have a horrible TIME with relationships. All relationships are FOREIGN to us. Why do you think people with NLD SYNDROME need an Interpreter and an Understanding Manual? A lot of people underestimated the PRESIDENT on FOREIGN AFFAIRS but he caught on pretty quick.

There is a lot more than WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION understands under the leadership of PRESIDENT OBAMA. He has been to more countries than any PRESIDENT that has ever been in office. On the LIST of CHARACTERISTICS OF, he definitely ROCKS THE LIST and gets an A+.

Who is Rockin’ The List of BEHAVIORS? What CONTENDERS and government officials are getting away with PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSAULTS?

Bobby Tourette:

Leroy, why didn’t you talk to Mitt before coming to the inner city. Mitt ASPERGER got a lot to learn and today is not the day to teach him. You know he is going to get on the topic he likes. He will not be able to tell when others have lost interest in his topic.

Mitt ASPERGER will continue on this topic for days. You know this will piss someone off. I just wanted a barbecue sandwich. Hell, I don’t want to be on ARTHUR BRYANTS menu as Bobby burnt ends. Lord, please let me save my A.. for another day.

I hope we don’t get into a fight like we did the last TIME. SUPER BOWL or not, I ain’t going to jail. We do not have a get out of jail free card like MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, and RICK SANTORUM. The courts don’t understand Asperger or any other disorder.

Leroy NLD:

Yes, I heard him. Did you hear what you said? Inner City is fighting words also. I wanted MITT ASPERGER to get a real cultural outing. Bobby, you always correct me. Everyone we hang with need lots of correcting. I just wanted to see if Mitt ASPERGER could connect to the people.

I thought it was cool when Mitt ASPERGER got slapped for trying to give people handouts. He will learn before the end of the day. This is the perfect opportunity.

Bobby Tourette:

Yeah, the last TIME we went to jail I didn’t need that type of opportunity. Man, that lady’s mouth was pretty tough. Not that I have room to talk, when I get angry, my Tics kick in.

The next TIME he will think twice before he tells someone, “I bet you $20,000 you can’t get any poorer”. Insensitive fool!

Even I know better than to make people feel they are beneath me. He has one special interest and it sho ain’t people. I love the smell of money in the morning, Mr. Money-bags of MONOPOLY, MITT ASPERGER. We know OUR Mitt’s behaviors is UNINTENTIONAL.

MITT ROMNEY has many soundbites stating he doesn’t care about the VERY POOR or the VERY RICH. I just want to hear MITT ROMNEY man-up and say he wants to destroy the middle class and confess he is angry because PRESIDENT OBAMA can sing better than him. Jealousy, NOT!

You know MITT ROMNEY is looking at those numbers. All the experience he has with spreadsheets and making money. You know his butt is ROASTED TOAST now that economic conditions have improved. The President has one hell of a chance of beating MITT ROMNEY’S drawers off.

MITT ROMNEY would need to be AFRICAN AMERICAN today instead of wishing he was MEXICAN eating at ARTHER BRYANTS. I would love to see his reactions. The good news is this restaurant receives all races extremely well. Bill O’Reilly has got to eat here.

Andre ADHD:

I know how hard it is for Mitt ASPERGER. I have said some stupid things myself but my medication alerted me not to get too crazy and bet with him. “OOPS,” did I just tell everyone I take legalized drugs? It sounds better until you overdose.

Then you realize you have a substance abuse problem. In my neighborhood, you are just a hard-core addict with stolen prescriptions. Why do we get the worst end of the stick? Jan Brewer, the governor of Arizona, gets to be called RADICAL.

Jan Brewer’s extreme behavior was an offensive personal foul and a 15-yard penalty for getting into the face of the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES. She should be fined and ejected from her position as Governor of Arizona.

She is a repeat offender and the ADAM PAC MAN JONES of the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Jan Brewer’s unnecessary roughness is for attacking the teachers, firefighters, and police officers. The Republicans in Arizona feel they can silence the voice of the UNION and any other public servants.

Whatever rites the people have will be stripped away by the REPUBLICANS. One thing they can’t take away is my inabilities of focusing, PAYING ATTENTION, nor my giant boulder. Every day of my life I’m leaning more and more toward becoming Bi-Polar.

Jack PDD-NOS

You know ANDRE ADHD, you remind me of RICK PERRY Off SIDE. You are off your line of scrimmage and you tussled with getting the answer right. Did they ever get your medication straight? Hey ANDRE ADHD over here, you just can’t stay focused. Get over here!

Folks in this restaurant think I’m talking to myself. NEWT GINGRICH is UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS and KNEE CAPPING. He is really striking below the belt. NEWT is trying to destroy MITT ROMNEY. I couldn’t believe HERMAN CAIN endorsed NEWT GINGRICH. HERMAN CAIN, “MR SHUCKY DUCKY,” of all people.

Everyone knows HERMAN CAIN has been shucked like corn and his brain is plucked like a duck.

Mark Autism:

Leroy NLD talks out loud to himself. He explained it as processing his thoughts. Leroy said if he hears what he verbalizing he can process the information better. When LEROY NLD starts processing out loud, people think he is crazy.

Bobby Tourette always says when Leroy gets mad he will hold that thought and won’t ever forget what someone has done to him. Leroy is HOLDING. He processes so much information. Leroy NLD struggles with applying old information to new ideas.

Adaptability is difficult for him but he is willing to learn. I can’t say that about the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They have a choice. The REPUBLICAN PARTY’S intentions are to HOLD the ECONOMY back. They refused to ADAPT. It benefits the REPUBLICAN PARTY and the 1% to keep things as they are.

Look at the BEHAVIORS of RON PAUL. Wouldn’t his BEHAVIOR be call HOLDING? RON PAUL gets a 10-yard Penalty for HOLDING onto past ideologies. He does tell you what is on his mind. The REPUBLICANS want him to go away because he exhibits annoying BEHAVIOR.

LEROY NLD displays annoying BEHAVIOR, not by choice, and we don’t isolate him. Everyone in our gang of six has annoying BEHAVIORS. We are singled out, called weird, and isolated from society. We have delays and our finest moments.

Mitt Asperger:

MITT ROMNEY wants to delay the economy and blame PRESIDENT OBAMA for making the economy WORSE. This is UNSPORTMAN LIKE CONDUCT and EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION. He needs to be fined and suspended. Maybe DONALD TRUMP will fire him. Can you believe this? Look whose picture is on the wall.

Is that John MCCAIN? There’s SARAH PALIN! Is that JIMMY CARTER? NO! That can’t be BILL CLINTON! It’s a miracle they came down in this community and ate with you people.

Bobby Tourette:

Did you just say, “YOU PEOPLE?” Hold up! You begin to sound like MITT ROMNEY. I let it pass when you made the comment about me paying with food stamps. I should have corrected you. Your NEWT GINGRICH remark didn’t go over to well and your BEHAVIOR got WORSE.

I know you didn’t mean any harm. You need to be held ACCOUNTABLE for your inappropriate remarks. I know you are Rocking the List but it does not excuse you. What you just said caused me to FLARE UP. It feeds my anger.

Mitt Romney has made many negative remarks, straight up lied about the remarks, and his remarks feed the PEOPLE’S anger. NEWT GINGRICH thinks he’s slick. There is nothing subliminal about his remarks.

Once you have survived HATRED or RACISM you will always know the flavor, the color, and the stench it leaves behind. Leroy NLD is our food order ready? We need to get out of here before Mitt ASPERGER cause a Race War.

The last TIME it was Nicky NLD, Leroy’s cousin, who got us thrown out for his remarks.

Leroy NLD:

Hey, man, the food is ready. Let’s head out. Well, Mitt ASPERGER what do you think about our trip today?

Mitt Asperger:

This is a real colored experience. What! Did I say something wrong?

Bobby Tourette:

We are going to get out of here and I will explain it on the way. You better be glad you are MITT ASPERGER instead of MITT ROMNEY or NEWT GINGRICH. Don’t expect a soundbite. Your mouth just wrote a check your A.. can’t pay for.

In the January Archives of 2011 go back and refresh your memory. Read NLD Superbowl Pregame. Also read Superbowl Flare-up NLD and Superbowl Game Time, Rockin’ the List posted in the February archives.

Smokelbg Life Class__ Dedicated to Oprah

by Linda Ballard

It has taken me a long TIME to get here. I’m so grateful and very appreciative to share my EXTENSION of QUALITY of LIFE with the world. To all the innovative masterminds that have allowed me to reach millions of people by the internet, Thank You.

I was puzzled when so many people became frustrated with Oprah because it took years for them to get on her show. Year after year has passed and I still haven’t got on her show. Did you hear me? HEll, I’m still ALIVE and it’s all GOOD. Year after Year!

Oprah has given out cars, trips, built schools, and funding to people all over the world to help their cause. Oprah is great a philanthropist. She has given hope to others and offered strategies, coping skills, and survival techniques.

She has laughed, cried, and worked all parts of her body to demonstrate the finest of NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION SKILLS her show could offer. It is quite difficult to teach emotions. Words and body language give out more information.

A lot of information is missed if a person has NLD Syndrome. Oprah turned herself inside out.  Oprah may not have realized the great gift she has given my son. Today I get the opportunity of my LIFE to share some of her TIME.

Think about it. The next TIME you pick up a TIME ADJUSTMENT SLIP at work, step outside the workforce and think how much TIME you need to give to your LIFE. Think about who you want to share that TIME with. No matter how long it takes.

Here I am sitting in the hallway at OWN Studio. Here she comes! Good Morning Oprah, thank you for seeing me today. The last TIME Nicky NLD  (Nonverbal Learning Disability)and Sparky SPD (Sensory Processing Disorder) were here they didn’t get a chance to see you. They waited a long TIME.

I was proud of them for waiting it out. Nicky NLD has a very difficult TIME sitting in a chair for an extended period due to his coordination. He much rather sits on the floor because he has a tendency to fall out of a chair.

People have called him a clumsy idiot and stupid because of his poor balance. Sparky SPD moaned and groaned about the fabric on the seats. He kept saying it was a strange odor in the hallway. At the TIME an elevator was being worked on.

The construction work was so loud.  Nicky NLD had to literally sit on Sparky SPD to keep him from going bonkers. Sparky SPD has a sensory processing disorder. We are quite familiar with Nicky NLD’s syndrome.

We just had a refresher Course In NLD on 10/17/2011. Let me bring the viewers up to date on Sensory Processing Disorder. SPD Foundation had a writing campaign to clear up some false information and hysteria about SPD. This took place back in March.

Their goal was to have 10,000 responses by March the 4th, to bring in positive responses, and the facts about SPD. At that TIME people could register their comments on Oprah’s Website and post their letters in the section listed for ZACH’s STORY.

Sensory Processing Disorder is a neurological disorder. Our brain processes input from our environment. All of our senses need to come out to the playground along with their 2 major cousins and play.

The 5 senses and 2 cousins need to integrate or act as a team. The 5 team players consist of our vision (sight), auditory (hearing), tactile (touch), olfactory (smell), and gustation (taste).

The 2 cousins vestibular (sense of balance and movement), proprioception (the sense of knowing where one’s body movement in space) must come along for the ride. Hopefully with the wires connecting the ride will be smooth.

These are all separate wiring in the brain that needs to make a connection on the merry-go-round. If the connection is not made, there will be deficits in planning, organization, everyday life skills, self-care, work and leisure activities.

The bad misfiring of wiring to the brain will cause extreme avoidance, distress, agitation, fear, and confusion in the management to carry out one’s life in their environment. Children diagnosed with SPD mental processing are normal and have normal health.

They do very well with others as long as their external environment isn’t busy or overwhelming. Children with SPD become very sensitive to outside factors and this depends on the way the environment looks, smells and sounds.

Our 5 senses and the 2 cousins need to hop on the merry-go-round so our body won’t have difficulty processing the information in our environment. This particular disorder has UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, not caused by the parent, and is physiological.

Treatment for SPD may target life skills, social skills, and emotional behavior. There is some exceptional information on Sensory Processing Disorder (SPD). Visit http://www.spdfoundation.net and you are on your way.

Dr. Phil had done a show on a young man named Zach. Apparently, Zach’s behavior was so out of control he made some attempts to hurt his parents. Smokelbg wrote a story on Getting Zach On the Right Track.

This was to give Zach and his parents support along with some strategies and coping skills. Smokelbg wanted the audience to understand ZACH’s behaviors. He was viewed by the audience as a violent and dangerous person with INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS.

The perception that people have when they are not educated about any type of disorder makes the individual appear to be so dangerous to them and society. This very perception and judgment leave the individual ISOLATED and without a sense of community.

ISOLATION is the KISS of DEATH and invites a MENTAL DEATH to an individual which leaves the individual unable to RESURRECT oneself. Those who have misjudged encounters, bullying, sexual, social, emotional, and physical abuse.

RESURRECTION from this grave site may be very hard to achieve if the individual has been stripped of their self-esteem and self-confidence. The body, once it loses hope and sense of purpose, will lose self-determination and cease to exist.

This grave site has now become a permanent address. Smokelbg wrote a story called Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep_NLD Mother’s Prayer when you get the TIME please go back and review this story. It is posted at https://nldrecognition.wordpress.com.

I chose 5 questions from Oprah’s LIFE CLASS that I felt it was very important to share with the WORLD.

1.) What is it really that I’m supposed to be doing with my LIFE?

a.) Teaching individuals to PAY ATTENTION, helping individuals to RECOGNIZE the importance of TIME and how important it is to RESPECT TIME by cherishing and RESPECTING THE QUALITY of their LIFE.

b.) Helping individuals understand the importance of Validation.

c.) Giving Recognition to the Unrecognized- Nonverbal Learning Disability that has been overlooked by our society for 41 years.

d.) Making people aware that NLD Syndrome’s, a neurological disorder with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR is mirrored through the INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of people who can make the CHOICE.

e.) Writing stories, books, so NLD Syndrome is simplified/individuals will not find the information intimidating and will seek help.

f.) As a cancer survivor, I want to motivate individuals to LIVE BEYOND THE PINK.

2.) What is your gut telling you right now? What will you do about it?

a.) People are paying attention, I can hear it through their words, body language, and even what they wear.

b.) I am doing it right now by reaching out to people and getting the information out there.

3.) What are you grateful for?

a.) Being able to take whatever adversity in life and use it as a teaching tool.

b.) Having a masterful mentor and educator, my son, who has taught me whatever I CAN DO–DO.

c.) Breathing on a mirror, seeing my breath, my LIFE.

4.) What is the pain that you thought you would not survive and what got you through it?

a.) The greatest pain was loving someone more than I love myself. When I was diagnosed with cancer I realized at that moment I may not have enough love for myself to save MY OWN LIFE.

b.) When you look into the eyes of your children, family, friends, and see the fear that they have for YOUR LIFE, it all changes. The fight has begun. You want them to know you will do your best to fight back. There is enough love left to pull it off.

As your legs swing over the edge of the hospital bed and you wait for the test results to roll in, you can see the NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION at its PEAK. The silence in the room is unbearable. The body language will reveal all.

Whatever QUALITY of TIME that was designated I wanted to LIVE and LOVE MYSELF from this day FORWARD.

5.) If you were giving your last lecture what would be your best piece of advice for appreciation of life?

a.) I hope I have lived my LIFE in such a manner that even when I can no longer dress, feed myself, or bath myself someone will try to HELP ME near the END. Even in the last days of those final hours I will know, feel the love, respect, and appreciation for those who are there to mourn me. I would ask for a pillow and my mirror so I could prop my body up and say to everyone present in the room, ” I did not have to die alone.”

I would breathe on the mirror and know I had moved FORWARD from that MOMENT ON.

Let Fathers Be Fathers

by Linda Ballard

This experience is frightening for me. Our son has to go through a diagnostic evaluation to see if he has a learning disability. He was fine until he reached middle school then his grades begin to drop. The more things he had to do on his own he just didn’t seem to be able to get organized for his school work. I thought it was because his grandmother passed away. Quincy and his grandmother were so close. She practically raised him from a baby. His mother, Catherine, worked two jobs and her mother offered to help us out. JoAnn, Catherine’s mother, was a diabetic. I always felt my wife should quit one of her jobs so we could spend more time with Quincy. I didn’t mind making the sacrifice to work the extra hours. I wanted at least one parent to be with Quincy so he wouldn’t feel he was so alone. She was forced to quit one of the jobs after her mother died. I don’t know if she resented coming home.

I worked for the railroad. It was a fairly decent pay when I put in the extra long hours. Milton, a long time co-worker, and my best friend had a son diagnosed with autism. He shared many stories about his son. Milton’s stories frightened me because they always seemed to be so closely connected to my life. It appeared that Milton and his ex-wife had problems regarding their son being autistic. Later I learn Milton’s ex-wife had trouble with any women coming around her son or dating Milton.

Milton had gained full custody of his son. He was very proactive in his son’s life. Milton had started an autism support group. He had invited me several times. It always made me feel as if Milton was so many steps ahead of me. He continued to ask me to come and participate in the Autism group. Some parts of me wanted to attend but the other half of me was afraid. For some reason, I could see part of my life being like Milton. It felt like the movie Face Off.

Catherine and I had trouble in our marriage. She blamed herself for not being there when her mother passed away. We had problems before her mother ever came to stay. Her mother’s presence helped relieve a great amount of stress in our household.

JoAnn was so patient and kind with Quincy. She was Quincy’s rock. Catherine and I were so tired after working so many hours. It left us no room to deal with Quincy’s problems. It didn’t allow him the ability to process when he became angry and frustrated. JoAnn would always tell Catherine, Let Fathers be Fathers and Deal With It. Let the boy’s father deal with his behavior. Catherine was quick-tempered and lacked patience. It would make Quincy’s behavior become very explosive.

More and more Quincy’s behavior started changing and he begins to sleep a lot. I became greatly concerned because I thought Quincy was slipping into a state of depression. Catherine said Quincy just wanted attention and he was just lazy and she didn’t have the time to be bothered with his foolishness. Where did that response come from? When I ask her about her statement, she glared at me with her lip twisted and stormed out of the room. I guess that was my answer. We had begun to argue more frequently.

I was all for the evaluation but Catherine would get upset every time I would try to talk about it. We were getting closer to our evaluation date. Catherine had almost totally shut down. The moments of silence were killing me and I just couldn’t take it anymore. Every time I would try to discuss how we could help Quincy she would bring up her father and how he would deal with the situation. Catherine was very close to her father. At the age of 17, her father died on his way to work of a stroke. She always compared me to her dad. At first, I didn’t mind. I kind of thought it was an honor until I talked to JoAnn. Before Catherine’s mother died we had this conversation about JoAnn’s husband. He wasn’t the man my wife made him out to be.

In the heat of the moment, I tried to get Catherine to talk. When she mentioned her dad my head spun around like I was the star in the Exorcist. The next thing I knew I had revealed what Catherine’s mother had told me about her dad. At that moment I realized from the look on my wife’s face she never knew. My heart-felt as if it was going to come through my chest. I would never say or do anything to hurt Catherine. It was all over. Catherine ran into the bedroom and started grabbing her clothes out of the closet. I was trying to prevent her from leaving and I don’t remember what happened after that. I have tried to relive that moment in the bedroom a thousand times. The only thing I do remember is I was trying to guard my face. When I looked down, my shirt was bloody. From the mirror in the bedroom, I could see scratches all over my body. I called Milton to see if he could pick Quincy up from school. He never asked for an explanation.

Everything was going through my mind. Did she call the police? When were the police going to arrive? Whatever happened in that bedroom, Catherine never came back. The police never showed up. Who said that men don’t cry. I cried for days and days. I love my wife but we always seem to communicate with other people. That did not help our marriage at all. Months had passed and finally, I got a call from one of Catherine’s longtime friends from New York. Beverly told me Catherine was granting me full custody of Quincy. Before I could ask about Catherine, I was listening to the dial-tone. Just when I thought I had pulled myself together the crying came back. Here was my son asking all these questions and I had no answers. Quincy and I had to move on.

Quincy did get evaluated and he was diagnosed with NLD Syndrome. I have full custody of Quincy now. He often asks me if he was the cause of his mother leaving. He wonders will she ever come back. I wonder the same. Catherine and I never really communicated what was on our minds and in our hearts. We were both too young to have children. I am seeking professional help. There is so much I need to work through. I don’t want to be an angry parent. This isn’t just about my life. I need to be sure I don’t damage Quincy’s life. He has a lot to deal with. I will be right there for him. I have a lot to learn about NLD Syndrome. Milton is helping me to set up a support group and build a website. Yes, I am afraid that I will keep my promise to Quincy’s grandmother. Let Fathers be Fathers and continue to advocate for their children’s needs. Let Fathers be Fathers and understand the social and emotional part of their children’s life. Let Fathers Be Fathers and show the love, support, and embrace their child’s weakness just as they would rally around their strengths. JoAnn is probably looking down on me and Quincy today. As JoAnn would say, Let Fathers be Fathers and Deal With It.

DEDICATION: This story is dedicated to a young man who had to deal with it. He has done an exceptional job and is very supportive of his family and children. He would make any mother proud of how he is handling his life and the lives of family and friends he has touched. This one is for you, Willie Watson.

Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy

by Linda Ballard

Ok, Gang, we are not ordering Pizza and we are not watching any Movies. You saw what happened to the Republicans and the Tea Party. They just don’t get it. Pizza gives you Gas and you can Blow Yourself Out of The Box. The Deal John Boehner tried to put in place went down 59 to 41 in the Senate. If John Boehner had read any of SMOKELBG’S SUPERBOWL STORIES he would have learned Twisting people’s’ Arm and Cursing at his Gang Will Not Work. First of all, John Boehner didn’t know his people. He needed a manual on the Republican Tea Party. The people he did know he decided to punish them. The ones he Punished found out he Didn’t Know Anything. John Boehner’s Gang has received a TKO. Teddy Pendergrass was Not singing the song. John Boehner only made the Republican Tea Party anger escalate and their behaviors showed its A… The Boehner Gang is now watching STAR TREK II, WRATH OF KHAHN. The movie was spectacular. The Internal Squabble behind the scenes of the movie is the Republicans vs. Tea Party.

Gene Roddenberry got kicked to the curb for changing his mind too much and going over the limit of his budget. He was given one of those positions, Last House On The Left. This is the Out Of Sight, Out Of Your Mind Position given to those who have problems with Productivity. Directors and Producers were brought in to finish the job. Gene Roddenberry and many others now understand every Promotion Is Not A Promotion. The Movie Industry has problems with their Gangs. You can ask Steven Spielberg, John Singleton, Clint Eastwood, Tyler Perry, and Spike Lee. Now Spike, the order of your name being last has nothing to do with your phenomenal skills. It is just the way SMOKELBG wrote it. Nothing Personal. Will John Boehner get one of these Promotions? His Directions wasn’t clear nor good. John Boehner produced very little in his Two Step Plan. Maybe he thought he was Dancing. Well, John, I hate to tell you, Don’t Go There. You might trip and Fail Again.

We have a new Democratic Emblem. Our Gang is going Full Circle With The Big D. “KNOW THIS”, (translation of KNOW THIS–I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, OKAY) the Deal is for We The People and Our Nation. When Republicans and the Tea Party ran out of Toilet Tissue, I offered them Wipes. They were hesitant but they figured out what to use them for. It took awhile but that’s okay. Once they got cleaned off, I sent for John Boehner. I did not curse. I asked John Boehner to get his TUTTI-FRUTTI AW ROOTY BOOTY in here—A WOP-BOP-ALOO-MOP, ALOP BAM BOOM (translation–Drum Role Please). There was a problem in the Gang of Musicians. Pat Boone cleaned up Little Richard’s song and sold more copies than Little Richard. Hmm! I wonder why? This is another Trip Down Black Alley. Melissa Harris-Perry did an excellent job of explaining the RACIAL DIVIDE between Blacks, Whites, and Latinos on Income, Wealth, and Education on the Rachel Maddow Show. I went before the Nation and I expressed there may be many who may not agree with me or my decision. Hell, or even like me for being the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Michelle Bachman, I had nothing to do with you and Sarah Palin not getting into the Intelligent Women’s Club. You need to talk to SMOKELBG about that one. Patti Labelle and Micheal McDonnell would sing it to the tune of I’M ON MY OWN. What did Little Richard tell you, ladies? GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY you cannot have it Your Way. WOOOOO! You are not the Pointer Sisters. Michelle Bachman takes your Girlfriend, Sarah Palin, and Point Your Butt toward the door. On the way out see Ray Charles so he can tell you to Hit The Road Jack.

The Democrats and I roll to the tune of Music, not Musiq. I know how the Republicans and the Tea Party got the issues confused. Musiq Soulchild is the Artist and Songwriter who sings Teach Me. Before the deal goes down I hope the Republican and the Tea Party learn what the FULL CIRCLE BIG D is about to Teach Them. When Kool And The Gang lose their Kool, they would listen to the Big B, Barry White.  Barry White would sing Practice What You Preach to John Boehner, his Gang, and the Tea Party. If it hadn’t been for the Ohio Players jamming at the Democrats luncheon, the Whitehouse would be singing Fire. The only reason why we stayed up Day And Night On Two Occasions listening to the DEELE because Babyface, LA Reid, and Kevin Edmond were having problems with their Gang. Our Deal for We The People and Our Nation–We Cannot Go For Broke. Bobby Womack just told Chaka Khan, I Can’t Understand It. Chaka Khan sent an e-mail to Shanice saying I Feel For You. It is hard to go over to the Republican Camp and sing Silent Prayer. Envogue is at the Senate Hearing Committee singing Never Gonna Get It. Jade just broke through the door and said, “5, 4, 3, Yo Time Is Up”. Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy, Boyz II Men will wrap it up with We Come To The End Of The Road.

We The People and Our Nation have been under a lot of stress. Just before the darkest hour dawn will break. A little Laughter can go a long way. We learned who the GIVERS, TAKERS, and the RUMP SHAKERS were. It was not Guy, Blackstreet, or Wrecks-N-Effect. To all my NLDERS music is a good strategy to soothe the Savage Beast. If your choice is Movies, make sure it is a Movie you can Understand and Not Need Your Interpreter. People become annoyed when others talk about the show. Leave your cellphones at home. LAUGHTER reduces one’s STRESS. FRIENDS and RELATIONSHIPS are hard to maintain. Anyone can have trouble with their Gang. Keeping It Real For NLD Skills.

Fighting On The Assessment__NLD Final Frontier

by Linda Ballard

Scene:   Smokelbg has left the office of Dr. Phil and is on her way to see Dr. Deepak Chopra and Dr. Drew. Earlier in the day she had an appointment with Dr. OZ who referred her to Dr. Phil. It is very significant to show the New Wave Doctors what will happen to NLD Syndrome if it is not given the support of a community and the opportunities to become successful in today’s society. Smokelbg wants to enlist the help of the most innovative doctors to RECOGNIZE the importance of consistent testing of NLD Syndrome. NLD Syndrome may be more common. She wants the New Wave Doctors to understand how unilateral decisions have discriminated against and found a way to avoid giving support to children/adults with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles whom our society has labeled disabled. Smokelbg can’t believe how a school for young pregnant mothers in the mainstream has also been affected just recently by unilateral decisions. It is time for Smokelbg to  FIGHT LIKE HELL on the assessment. This story will explain to the New Wave Doctors – the medical, psychological, social/emotional effect it places on NLD Syndrome, other exceptionalities, and the mainstream. It will compare/contrast NLD Syndrome to the mainstream RECOGNIZABLE and UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Receptionist:

All the release of information forms has been properly completed. Your information has arrived and Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew will be seeing you in about 10 minutes. We will get the notes from this session back to Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil as soon as possible. We need you to fill out and update some information on your insurance form.  Underneath the insurance forms, we have placed our release of information forms to be filled out. Anywhere you see an X please fill out the area and make sure it is dated and signed.  You will be seated in the RED  ROOM and the doctors with be with you momentarily.

Smokelbg:

Wow! Is this one of the clones from the movie Stepford Wives? She sure has her speech down. Maybe it’s me and this RED ROOM I’m sitting in. Colors do affect a person’s mood. It could be me connecting the dots of Dr. Phil’s room number 666 and the color red.

Receptionist:

Okay, Smoke 1 lb or Smokel Bug the doctors are waiting for you.

Smokelbg:

Hold Up, it is pronounced as SMOKE L.B.G. This has happened to me many times before. I understand when there is a problem with reading words, the spacing of letters, or even seeing the word for the first time it can be pronounced wrong. People with Dyslexia and NLD Syndrome have problems in this area.

Receptionist:

I am neither one.  It was just an error on my part.

Smokelbg:

Do you mispronounce words?  Do you run the lettering of the words together? Have you ever been tested on word reading or pseudoword decoding (ability to pronounce nonsense words)?

Receptionist:

Hey, I made a mistake. I do not make mistakes very often. Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew will see you now.

Smokelbg:

I think it is time to turn her desk away from the RED ROOM. Maybe a cooler view of just looking at a picture of the ocean waves would loosen her rigid behavior (thinking to herself). Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, thank you, both for letting me have this opportunity to visit with you today.

Dr. Chopra:

Thank you for coming. We received your packages of information and I appreciate the books. This is short notice and I have not had the time to brief myself on all information, but this is very fascinating.

Dr. Drew:

Smoklbg, the books are much appreciated and I haven’t had the opportunity to review all of the information on NLD Syndrome. I am not familiar with Nonverbal Learning Disability. You have a lot of concerns. How can we help you?

Smokelbg:

I consider you both as New Wave Doctors. Dr.Chopra your strong connection to MIND, BODY, SPIRIT, and the relationship with LOVE, HEALTH, HAPPINESS is vastly needed. These components would be very essential in helping people with NLD Syndrome become successful. Dr.Drew your straightforwardness on drugs and alcohol addictions will help many individuals realize the changes in one’s behavior and the harm it causes to the body.  The end results will cost the individual his life or another innocent bystander their life. You both have lost people very close to you. Dr. Chopra, I’m deeply sorry for the lost of your longtime friend of 20 yrs., Michael Jackson.

Dr. Drew, I am deeply sorry for the lost of your most recent patient and friend Jeff Conaway.  The key word today is INTERVENTION. I understand that both of you have been criticized for your methods, techniques, and the sincerity of your positions. I need your help in giving RECOGNITION to NLD Syndrome. You both can help me with the importance of showing the world how people diagnosed with NLD syndrome need an inclusive protective environment. They need to be surrounded by those who are committed, educated about NLD Syndrome, and willing to make accommodations for NLD’s unique learning style. Strategies and developing coping skills for the manifestation of their behavior needs to be put in place. DEDICATION without MEDICATION and INTERVENTION can be very productive for NLD Syndrome. SOCIAL SKILLS and LIFE SKILLS  would be the primary teaching of their program. These are very key elements for inclusion in the community and society. I want the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to feel the heat from the grill. They need to be held accountable for not incorporating a syndrome that can interact with other disorders but is left out of a diagnostic manual. The APA did not RECOGNIZE  the damage it has caused by not enlisting NLD Syndrome for as funding, insurance, and school placement. A psychiatric community that has contradicted themselves. They have 38,000 psychiatrists under their umbrella. This is a large COMMUNITY. NLD Syndrome has no supports, no umbrella, no COMMUNITY and is left out in the rain. Hell, even Dan Akroyd and John Belushi in the Blues Brothers were a team. Sam had Dave. Gladys Knight had the Pips. Ike Turner had Tina Turner until he messed up.  I want my New Wave Doctors bringing in NLD Syndrome on the note of the Blues Brothers, “Everybody Needs Somebody”.(Everyone in the room puts on their dark shades, fedoras (hats), and starts imitating the Blues Brothers)

Dr. Chopra:

Aaah, singing, and dancing is very good for the body and uplifts the spirit. I get your message Smoke L.B. G. Yes, my secretary warned me that you had a very tricky name.

Dr. Drew:

That felt great! Dr. Chopra, you got a mean step. Work it out. Smokelbg I get your message loud and clear. I tell you what, I enjoyed shaking my bootie in therapy today.

Dr.Chopra:

I learned that dance step in my country, New Delhi, India. Okay, what is the next step?

Smokelbg:

It is TIME to put the pieces of the puzzle together. NLD Syndrome along with many others have a problem getting the whole picture. I’m going to reiterate very important points from some of my stories to show WHAT’S GOING ON.

Dr. Drew:

I like me some Marvin Gaye. Go Ahead, Go Ahead.

Smokelbg:

We will start with Welcome To My Blog.

1.) We meet people who may appear different, but they shouldn’t change themselves to fit our mold or our way of thinking.

2.) Before we judge them, we first need to learn about them.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) We judge people and convict them before we ever get the facts.

2.) We are not trying to learn about others. They will be excluded if they don’t click with our way of thinking.

UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS

Hey Those Are Not My Eyeglasses

1.) A person with a right hemisphere disorder only has use of one side of the brain making it uni-modal. The creative side has damages which cause problems in the 4Rs (reading, riting, rithmetic, and relationships). NLD Syndrome central nervous system is out of whack causing them to have a severe coordination problem. They are at risk for depression, anxiety, stress, and panic attacks. NLDers appear to be annoying, very loud, awkward, and it is very difficult for them to express themselves appropriately. It is hard for them to initiate a conversation but once they get going, the conversation is on. The conversation is relevant to them. The conversation may not be relevant to you. In the mainstream, there are lots of people who intentionally want everything to be about them. People with NLD Syndrome have no clue. We need to TEACH them to understand how to share, take a turn, not to view everyone is just like them, emotions of themselves and understanding emotions of others.  It is very important for NLDers to learn and understand what happens when they act out impulsively and the consequences of their actions.

2.) Their view is very distorted and it causes faulty perception. They miss a lot of information, cannot read people, read between the line, and do not interact with their environment. NLDers want to interact with their environment but don’t know how to interact. They can be taught.

3.) People with NLD Syndrome are NOT EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED and their BEHAVIORS are UNINTENTIONAL.

4.)  Give them an explanation and SPELL IT OUT.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) Unilateral Decisions are made. The people who make these decisions have a one-sided view.  It is by their OWN CHOICE not to be connected to his/her environment. They do not desire to interact with other cultures or understand cultural diversity.

2.) Their views are distorted and their one’s size fits all decision-making process is very disturbing. They will go through back doors and do whatever is necessary to get the results they want. They have a Duncan MacLeod Highlander  Effect. “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.”

3.)Those who make unilateral decisions are bound and determined to keep out programs that are effective and have shown positive results. People who make unilateral decision strategies are saying, YOU ARE A BUDGET CUT.

EXAMPLE: Rick Snider, the Governor of Michigan, made a decision that was quite disturbing against Catherine Ferguson Academy. He sent a strong message to WOMEN AROUND THE  WORLD. Rick Snider’s decision stripped African-American Women of their right to be educated in an environment which gives them the opportunity to succeed regardless of their plight of being single mothers and continuing their education. Why would you want to cancel a school with a high success rate? Rick Snider and his financial manager Dave Thomas’ message rang out to African-American Women and the African-American Communities, “YOU ARE BLACK AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT”. “YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MOVE AHEAD.”  Wow! Big time DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WOMEN across the nation. This message reaches out to all diverse cultures and has been pointed out in the story, Got No Time To Be Disabled (located in the March 2011 archives), and the Look Of Love Valentine’s Day (located in the February 2011 archives).

The closing of the school has been OVERTURNED but the scent and the taste linger on. You can reverse the decision but the hurt and pain will last a lifetime, especially for those of us who have lived this already and to see it happen all over again. So you see Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, CHOICES  are very key elements when Unilateral Decisions are being made.  The biggest picture involved RACE, DISCRIMINATION, EDUCATION, WOMEN, FUNDING, ACHIEVEMENTS, GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION and much more concerning Catherine Ferguson Academy. I mention in my tweets that RACE is a key element but it does not ride alone. The following factors are integrated into the unilateral decision of the closing of Catherine Ferguson Academy.  WE KNOW THE DEAL. WE KNOW THE DRILL. There are a lot of CHOICES of CARDS to PLAY from. We don’t always have to play the same card. The CONSERVATIVES and the REPUBLICANS hand REALLY ROCK THE CRADLE on the above issues.

We now have a clearer picture of how these men feel about Cultural Diversity. We are back to the Highlander Effect, “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE”. So if you deny certain under-privilege cultures the opportunity to succeed, you are denying them their right to SURVIVE.  The NO CHOICE people will LOSE.

Whatever we assumed about the Conservative and the Republican Party we no longer have to Assume. One thing about NLDers you will never have to assume how they feel about you. They will always tell you, Truth By No-Fault.

They hope people with NLD Syndrome will one day learn to paraphrase their statements, sugarcoat, or lie. Would you rather be lied to? Do you what to know the truth? Can you handle the truth?  Is this one of the reasons why people are so annoyed with those who have NLD Syndrome?  Do you have this characteristic or trait of NLD Syndrome that turns people off?

Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, do you mind if we take a short recess? I need to have a roundtable discussion with Tavis Smiley, Dr. Cornell West, Rachel Maddow, Rev. Al Sharpton, Wolf Blitzer, and MSNBC. I  need to contact the President of the United States, The Onion, Ed Schultz, Michael Eric Dyson, NPR, and Prince.

Dr. Chopra:

Go ahead Smokelbg. Why Prince? I do not understand.

Smokelbg:

Prince has the EYES that will reveal it all, just like  Dr. Phil has those talking EYEBROWS which tells the story of his approval or disapproval. It is the nonverbal communication that will tell the story of each of the key player chosen above. NLDers would be lost in this meeting because they will not be able to decipher the body language nor read between the lines.

Dr. Drew:

I would love to be at that conference. Do you think we could get Prince to sing and dance at the roundtable meeting?  It would be one hell of an icebreaker to get things started. That’s my song by the Black-Eye Peas, Let’s Get It Started In Here.

Smokelbg:

There is a chart you can refer to online that shows NLD interacting DIRECTLY with other disorders such as ASPERGER SYNDROME, OCD, AND TIC DISORDER. There are outside factors of learning disabilities that affect NLD Syndrome such as AUTISM DISORDER, PDD LIKE DISORDERS, ANXIETY DISORDERS. Go to NLDONLINE.CA.

I want my chosen team to PLEASE READ-DSM5 TO EXCLUDE ASPERGER, PDD-NOS, AND NLD IN 2013, WAIT… WHAT. This article is written by LIFE DEVELOPMENT INSTITUTE (LDI). This article points out that particular issues for  African Americans families are typically later referred for being diagnosed at a much later age than their Caucasian counterparts. The story GOT NO TIME TO BE DISABLED points out how race is played out in an underprivileged area. Information was provided to demonstrate how other cultures can be discriminated against.

UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS

We Need An Interpreter

1.)  NLDers can’t interpret body language, abstract language, and are unable to communicate socially. It causes a massive amount of confusion within the person which in return causes them to act out UNINTENTIONALLY and their behavior to manifest. They need a verbal explanation.

2.) Grand Guardians-trusted adults who give verbal and concrete explanations to NLDers to help interpret the world around them. They mentor, develop strategies, coping skills, provide accommodations to help people with NLD Syndrome to work around their deficits. Grand Guardians help advocate the needs of NLDers in order for those with NLD Syndrome to one day be able to advocate for themselves.

3.) Take the fluff out of NLDers program and make their life-like The Reader’s Digest Books_Condensed.

4.) Give them factual information and documentation. Only teach BENEFICIAL SKILLS.

INTERPRETERS FOR EXTRAORDINARY MINDS, UNIQUE ABILITIES, AND MULTI-LEVEL LEARNING STYLES

1.) Grand Guardians, mentors, psychiatrists, speech pathologists, occupational therapists, attorneys, advocates, family and friends who are knowledgeable and trustworthy.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) People who are very familiar with their friend/associates behaviors INTENTIONALLY create havoc to make them act out. They set people up for failure.

2.) They will make negative comments to always break the self-esteem down of their peers. It is the negative nucleus I factor of you need me, I don’t need you. I am better than you. I made you who you are. I have more money than you. I YI YI! Fighting the Fight by Proxy. Don’t let them wine you up. Don’t let people light your fuse.

3.) As far as friendships and relationships, they choose to unfriend you at the drop of a dime and manipulate behaviors of others. Let them fight their own fight and don’t let them pull you into their fight. What you need to understand there are many people who appear very likable but these are the Rump-Shakers who will get other people involved to do all the dirty work and never have a blemish on their record. Who are the real Scum Bags?

INTERPRETERS FOR THE MAINSTREAM, RECOGNIZABLE AND UNRECOGNIZABLE(Good and Bad)

1.) advisors, attorneys, coaches, analysts, managers, CEOs, counselors, Supreme Court Justices, Chief of Staff, Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc.

2.) Carl Rove-former Senior Advisor, Deputy Chief to Former President George Bush (Bush’s Brain) BAD BABY! Carl Rove is Commander and Chief of RACISM and HATRED of all TIMES. Money cannot buy everything especially a President. Carl Rove thinks it can.

3.) Dominique Strauss-Kahn IMF-manager of the International Monetary Fund (sex scandals, harassment, and the NO NO THOUGHTS) BAD BABY! Totally out of control. Ruined a magnificent career. This dude has really poor judgment. He is not a TRUSTED ADULT

4.) Silvio Berlusconi-Prime Minister of Italy (sex scandals, and corruptions) BAD BABY! Trusted Adult-No. You would not trust your child with a person like this or MITT ROMNEY’S dead dog! No!

5.) Clarence Thomas-Supreme Court Justice-Conservative who will not flinch when it comes to judging the consequences of others. (He has to learn and understand the whole picture) UNINTENTIONAL VS INTENTIONAL A Supreme Court Justice bent on closing the gap so one can think the INTENTIONAL Behaviors are now the New Norm.

Read Who In The World Is NLD? (located in the January 2011 archive). BAD BABY! OUT of TOUCH and a sellout. Trusted Adult-No! Thomas needs to leave the Supreme Court with his outdated ideas. DETHRONE!

1.) Shows traits and characteristics of NLD Syndrome

2.) Accommodations used to help NLD maneuver around their deficits

NLD Syndrome is the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.  Choices and opportunities are not provided to them in order to have support from a community.   People with NLD Syndrome without the necessary support will end up being institutionalized, imprisoned, or dead.  I am quite sure this is not the choices they would make for themselves.

Companies support one another. They either merge together, interconnect or buy each other out to keep themselves from failing. Banks and the Auto Industry do it all the times.

1.) Apple interconnect with Twitter

2.) Microsoft interconnect with Facebook

3.) Huffington Post and AOL

4.) MSNBC and Comcast

5.) AT&T and T-mobile

6.) Sprint and Nextel

7.) Best Buy and Radio Shack

8.) Sears and Kmart

This list can go on and on. Oprah, Stedman Graham, and Gayle King have supported each other for many years. Hell, even Oprah’s dogs support her on the cover of  O Magazine. We have companies that are Watchdogs.

1.) Media Matters-monitors the inaccuracies of the Conservatives and the media.

2.) Consumer Report is the Watch Dog for the Consumer.

Come on people! Where are the dogs that will watch out for NLD Syndrome? Snoop Dogg watches out for his Doggs. NLD Syndrome ends up in the Dog’s House. Why would you vanish Asperger Syndrome to lump these other syndromes all together?  Why would the American Psychiatric Association avoid putting NLD Syndrome on their list?  What is the American Psychiatric Association’s real agenda? Does the APA have a problem with cultural diversity? Go back and read Got No Time To Be Disabled. Is the American Psychiatric Association going through the back door to discriminate against those who are underprivileged? Is this one of the ways the American Psychiatric Association can institutionalize and imprison a diverse culture of people by denying them the opportunity of educational accommodation, job accommodation, funding, insurance, and support from a community.  Will the APA decision for the DSM-5  resemble the Catherine Ferguson Academy decision? Now pay close attention. If you have a disorder that is RECOGNIZED by the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS how will  NLD Syndrome/other exceptionalities and behaviors be judged against the mainstream behaviors?  There have been numerous outbreaks of behaviors by government officials, RECOGNIZABLE AND UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Why would the APA want to close the gap and make it appear that all BEHAVIORS ARE INTENTIONAL?  Who is the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION really trying to get rid of?  Who are they trying to set up for failure?  Can we trust the APA? Do we assume they work in the best interest of the people?  WE KNOW THE  DRILL.

WE KNOW THE DEAL.  We no longer need to assume anymore about the APA  and who they are connected to.  The key words are UNINTENTIONAL VS INTENTIONAL. Close the gap and everyone will be judged on INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS by conservative judges that may not Flinch. Go to my blog and read the stories and tell me what you think.

It is time to connect the dots and FIGHT ON THE ASSESSMENT.

ADVISORY ALERT:

If you ever slip into a coma, survive an aneurysm, stroke, subarachnoid hemorrhage, Parkinson disease, diabetes, hydrocephalus, any disease that causes damage to the brain-WHO WILL YOU RESEMBLE? YOU ARE NOW DISABLED. WILL YOU BE PROVIDED WITH THE NECESSARY SUPPORT TO SURVIVE?

Remember the message the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION is sending.  People with NLD SYNDROME will not be RECOGNIZED, will not be provided with SUPPORT, and have NO RIGHTS FOR QUALITY OF LIFE.

DEDICATION: THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY WHO HAS PROVIDED A COMMUNITY, INTERVENTION, NEW WAVE MEDICINES AND TREATMENT TO SUPPORT WHATEVER QUALITY OF LIFE THAT IS PENDING.

NLD MOM/CANCER SURVIVOR