Mommie Dearest___The Elevator

What a day!  The time just seems to fly. Visiting with old friends and sharing all those wonderful Mother’s Day story was so much fun. Bernice’s story really made me come away with a different perspective. I was scared she was going to do it. Do what! You know the thing with the elevator. Did that really bother you? Yes, it did. Girl, when I made a reservation I wanted to make sure we did not have to go up to some sky-scraper restaurant and use an elevator. So how many places did you call?  I only called 42 restaurants. Get out of here! What made you change your mind? I was curious to see if she would do it after all of these years had passed. Were you disappointed when Bernice got on the elevator and didn’t do her spill? Part of me felt relieved and the other part of me felt as though Bernice had let go of some really dark secret in her life. It just always bothered me because she has never uttered one word.

So What did you think? I will never forget the life lesson she taught me on this Mother’s Day. It drove me nuts when Bernice would get on the elevator and face the opposite way. All I could think of was being stampeded by the people on the elevator for thinking we had a nutcase with us. No matter where we would go she always finds a store or building with an elevator.  Here comes her cheerleader always encouraging Bernice to do her “thang.”   You would get on the elevator and act like it was a normal day in the neighborhood and the queen had her clothes on. This where I wanted to pull out the Comet Can and get the Wire Hangers and spank you and Bernice A… For some reason the people on the elevator never seem to get indignant. What’s Up with that?  You are so good at imitating Bernice. Do it! Go ahead and Do It. Okay, if you insist. Hel….looo! Hel…looo! I’m Bernice but you can call me Bern. I’m just here checking out your eyes, mouths and whatever you got to remind me of myself and family. You sound so much like her. After all this time it all makes sense.

I saw Bernice grab your hand as she got on the elevator.  It felt as though she was my daughter and we were having our first Mother’s Day Dinner together.  All through the dinner, she didn’t have much to say. She had a lot on her mind. After we left the restaurant and got back on the elevator she grabs my hand again.  She laid her head on my shoulders. What was going on inside of your head? I felt as though I needed to protect her. Once we got to Justine house Bernice leaned over and ask me could she sit next to me. It was fine with me. I did not want you to feel left out. Hey! I was always cool with you and Bernice relationship. I felt we were the 3 musketeers and could conquer all together, “One for all and all for one.”  Relationships get messed when one person in the group began to act as though they need all the attention.  Here we go with the I Nucleus Factor.  Everything is centered around me. I control everything and everybody. I take all the credit.  Some people have some of these characters and traits or all of them. WHEW! Our friendship lasted all these years because we gave credit where credit was due. It’s always enough love to go around.

After everyone told their Mother’s Day story with the exception of Bernice, Justine brought out those famous cinnamon rolls packed with much love.  Justine can throw down when it comes to cooking.  That is Bernice favorite dessert. Hey! Did you call ahead and ask Justine to cook those rolls for Bernice. Yes, I thought it would help her get through her story. All 8 of us (me, Justine, Bev-lo, Bernice, Avis, Paula, Gina and you Melody) are looking like the Boo-Hoo sisters. Bernice cleared her throat and proceeded to tell her story. She turned her body toward Melody and her eye contact put Melody’s face in a vice grip. This would be the first Time the crew would learn Bernice tried to take her life as a child.

Bernice told of the day she was cleaning out the attic and she ran across some old newspapers. Underneath were adoption papers. She said she freaked out and went downstairs and start attacking everyone about how the family had all lied to her. Bernice couldn’t think about all the sacrifices her parents went through for her. She ran from the house and no one heard from her for hours.  When Bernice was found she was in an elevator with her wrist slit. My family got the called around 4:30 p.m.  We all rushed over to Barnes Hospital to see what was Bernice condition.  It was hard for me to think about killing myself but I was not in Bernice shoes. At the Time both Bernice and I was only 13 years old. I was so glad and thankful for my parents. Hey! I thought parents were parents no matter where they came from. When it was my turn to go in to see Bernice I had never seen so much machinery and tubing in my life. I was so scared.  All I could think about was How Could I Ease The Pain. That is one of my favorite records by Lisa Fisher. I have never prayed so hard in my life. Bernice looked like a little gray ghost and her arms were bruised from where the nurse had tried to find her veins. My parents were comforting the Davis family and I felt emotionally drained. It seemed too much to comprehend as I listen to Bernice tell what happened.

Bernice said the only thing she remembered is running and running. She didn’t remember stopping off getting any blades to hurt herself. She ran into an elevator and backed into a corner and the lights went out. It was hard for me to hold back the tears. Bernice said that morning she felt as though she was at the top of her game.  Her favorite place in the house was the attic.  She felt untouchable in her make-believe castle. Bernice curious mind leads her to open this big old trunk with dragons layered on the front and back side. The trunk’s top was so heavy she found a rod to prop the lid up.  As she began to dig there was a small jade box underneath the papers. When she opened the box and unfolded the papers. She became unglued. This couldn’t be true.  Bernice felt shafted. From the top of the attic to rock bottom, the elevator came crashing down fast.  She doesn’t remember having the blowout with her family. Anger can really do a lot of damage and thinking straight will not happen. Suicide is not the answer.  Opening up about her attempt to commit suicide was a big leap.  Something happened in her life that made her realize she could lose the most important people she loves.

All I wanted was for Bernice to heal but I knew it would take a long time.  It was Time for me to go in search of a support team. I was on a mad search for some really good peer buddies that could help Bernice get through her crisis.  Bernice anger isolated me but I had to give her some space to process what had happened. It took little brother Bobby getting hit by a car to snap her out of her I Nucleus World. Bobby got banged up pretty bad. His legs had gotten crushed and he suffered severe spinal injuries. Bobby would never walk again.  Bernice began to focus on Bobby’s care and I could see her getting back on the elevator on her way to the top. That is how Avis, Paula, Bev-lo, Justine, Gina, me and you Melody came together.  Bernice really took to Melody. It was all good!

Man, a lot of years have passed. Our crew got through it. We all have witnessed births, marriages, graduations, divorces, deaths all sort of life skills lesson.  Do you know anyone that has perfected the lesson of life skills?  No! These lessons are not to be perfect.  You can become very skilled, knowledgeable, or an expert in your field. They can become your greatest strengths and achievements. Look at Bernice accomplishments. She is a renown Psychologist and looks what we would have missed in our lives if she had been successful the day she attempted suicide. Look at all the people she has helped take the elevator ride to the top.

We all shared a common denominator. Some of the crew shared more. We all had adopted parents.  Bernice clinched Melody’s hand tighter.  “Are you ready to take the elevator ride to the top?”  Melody all teared up and the rest of the crew breaking down.  Bernice asks Melody,  “Will you marry me?”  I pulled out my comet can along with my wire hanger and began to tap them lightly. It took you guys forever.  Jaron is Melody’s son from a previous marriage. Melody found out she couldn’t have any children and Jaron was adopted.  Melody’s husband wanted his own kids.  Whatever the hell that means. Mr. I Nucleus Factor never excepted Jaron as his child.  Jaron is crazy about Bernice. This kid is so fortunate.  Jaron will have a wonderful set of parents.  Are you ready to take the elevator ride to the top?  Do not let your elevator crash to the bottom by not evolving and appreciating other people lifestyles. Of course, you know where the wedding will take place. 🙂

Self-Talk___Say It Out Loud!

What happens when you dish out those F’s? Do you have knobs on your mirror?  Baby get ready because the dirt is about to fly in your face.  If you throw shades on a low-grade get ready to duck your head.  I looked into the square box.  There were some words that didn’t describe me at all. What was my reaction? I threw my head back and laughed. It gets better. I recalled a song recorded by Christopher Williams that was perfect for my internal hard drive.  Are you ready for the YOUTUBE MOMENT? Hit It! I Talk To Myself when there ain’t no one to talk to. People ask me why I do what I do. Hell! It is a strategy for keeping your self-esteem intact when the haters pour on the hot wax. Bottom line, just remembers when you KNOW you have certain strengths and somebody send you an email, fax, text, FACEBOOK, and state those skills are nonexistence within you, this is what you tell them. Better yet, go the butt-naked mile and show them. I think the public use the word transparency.

In the morning when I arise there are moments in my life that I don’t like myself and I disagree with my thought processing. So when another person crosses my path and tell me they don’t like me or disagree with me I am ever so cool with that.  I think they are right on target. I am not tripping off of what they think about me. Developing a strategy to put me back in circulation without being down on myself is ever so important. There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself. As long as you are giving yourself positive feedback about what you can achieve.  Even when you fail to give yourself positive credit for trying the task.  Words such as stupid, dumb, and especially the word retarded should not be in one’s vocabulary. We will leave Anne Coulter with the word “retarded.”   It is one of her favorite words to call people. Who is Anne Coulter? Every minute of a person breath counts. I won’t waste my breath.

Talking to oneself is a tool for loneliness and can help you tighten up loose ends on your decision. Come along with me and sing The Staple Singers, Respect Yourself. It is Time to bellow out some positive self-talking dialogue. We can sing through the dialogue with Michael Jackson’s, “I’m Bad.” Are you ready to Ease On Down The Road with Stephanie Mills and listen to some motivational tapes by Tony Robbins or Les Brown?  Go treat yourself to a psychological sit in with Dr. Phil or a medical spinoff with Dr. Oz. When you gather up the strength to reject that whirlwind shopping spree or turn down that molting triple chocolate cupcake lace with homemade vanilla ice cream go on the VOICE and sing with Bon Jovi, Hallelujah, or an updated version of Hallelujah with Susan Boyle. Take a deep breath and exhale with BabyFace singing this is For The Cool In You.  Every small accomplishment carries its weight in gold and needs to be acknowledged. For one person it may be tying their shoe and for another person, it may be brushing their teeth. It is an achievement and it is all good. Can you say it with me?  “It is all Good.” You don’t need to tip-toe through the tulips. Go ahead and get your sprint on.  You Can Say It To Yourself Or Out Loud!  Self-talk is cool.  Going after the pros and cons in the mooch-o grande decision helps bring clarity to your choice. You are listening to your external hard drive and can hear what may be the best decision for you.  YE-AH!

Well, You know it makes me want to shout, kick my heels up, throw my hands up, throw my head back. Come on now! Don’t forget to say you will.  Those of you who have problems with your attention span can reel in your emotions, strengthen your communication, focus on your mental processing.  For Real! For Real! You are not crazy. Unless you found some way to separate yourself from yourself you will be living with yourself when everyone else splits the scene.  Mavis Staple has started singing “Respect Yourself ” again.  Put A Little Love In Your Heart and Talk To Yourself when there is no one else to talk to. People try to bring you down. Worst of all, most people don’t need other people to bring them down because they do a good job of bringing themselves down.  All negative feedback takes them clean out of the box.  Turn your mirror on and adjust those knobs for some positive Mirror Radio-Hope. This is the mental Selfie uplift without the iPhone. Okay! If you find it difficult to give yourself some Radio-Hope it is TIME to get a grand guardian who will help you cheer through the tough spots.

If constant testing would have been done by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) there would not be so many people wondering why they talk to themselves out loud.  NLD should have made the DSM5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manuel of Mental Disorders).   Individuals who are diagnosed with NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disability) are auditory-verbal and process out loud all the time.  Giving Recognition to a hidden diagnosis, NLD is a developmental disability in which individuals demonstrate a mature vocabulary, rote memory skills, and excellent reading abilities. Children/adults can have difficulty interacting with other individuals, transitioning to new settings and working new changes (teachers, peers, associates etc.) and trouble with writing/fine motor coordination.  Reading skills are exemplary, abstract concepts need to be explained in detail because individuals with NLD have difficulty understanding metaphors, emotional nuances, multiple levels of meaning, and relationship issues. Descriptions of abstract concepts must be given simply and with patients.   If you want to give a real Impression along with Curtis Mayfield, concrete factual information is the narrative for We’re A Winner.  People with NLD are not EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED and never let anyone say boy you can’t make it because a feeble mind is in your way. No more tears do we cry because we have finally dried our eyes and we’re moving on up, moving on up. LAWD! Ham-Mercy we’re moving on up. Positively Positive!

Three areas are encompassed by NLD: Motoric (coordination), Visual-Spatial (Blind Mines Eye/can’t form visual images or gestalt impression/whole picture) and Social (English language is so abstract and have hidden meanings).  Social interaction is very easily misjudged and misinterpreted.  Awareness is brought to you just in case you see a person with no earplugs and no phone and talking to themselves. Don’t freak out it might just be the hidden disability with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS whom the American Psychiatric Association (APA) failed to put on THE LIST.  The guy with the iPhone and the ear-plugs may not have anyone on the other end.  A good strategy for fitting in and not having people stare or calling you crazy.  Don’t be afraid. Go ahead and be Proud. Self-Talk__Say It Out Loud!

Raison d’être

It is the purpose of one’s existence.

It is the most dominant reason in one’s life.

Inhale the air of confidence.

What are you willing to sacrifice?

 

Awaken to hope, change and persistence.

Go in search of your destination

Continue on the path of benevolence.

Travel the journey of determination.

 

Bask in the sun and walk along the shores of significance.

Raging waters has made its attempt to wash away the sands of commitment.

Strike down the ordinance of arrogance and ignorance.

Diplomacy takes the lead while Trust lies dormant in the shadows with the constituent.

 

Perseverance presides over the house of accomplishments.

Endurance lies in the center core of one’s soul.

Application brings reality to people/group achievement.

Every second and every minute brings you closer to your goal.

 

Claw and scratch to your hands bleed, avowing to denounce discrimination.

Quality of life cannot be viewed through the lens of fear, pain, suffering, nor abandonment.

Consequences of the bloodshed of our children scarred and disrupted our nation.

We remained steadfast and vigilant only to be acknowledged by disparagement.

 

What is so important to keep one’s breath flowing?

Did you analyze every single choice?

What kept your heartbeat ticking as your mind kept going?

Existence resides here in one’s voice.

 

It is the purpose of one’s existence.

It is the most dominant reason in one’s life.

Death, as we know, is imminent.

Suicide carries a weighted price.

“Raison d’ être”

 

Painted Me As The Enemy

Why would I stick my neck out?
Should I bother to come to your aid?
Has there ever been any doubt?
We both receive minimum wage.

Unless you lied and have deceived me.
We are down to the LILY LEDBETTER FAIR PAY ACT.
The Company thought it would be easy.
They allow “no friends” contract.

Why am I receiving the cold shoulder?
Is there something you wish to tell?
Your LIES turned into huge boulders.
Will this send us straight to hell?

Do you understand why they chose you?
Our lives share a bonded pack.
I hope you realize whatever you do.
We are expendable and we’ll both get jacked.

Who really does have a spine?
Here lies the sword of the COMPANY’S mighty wedge?
What did the policies and procedures define?
I’ll be d..n! It’s GROVER NORQUIST pledge.

Did you read all of the reason?
JOHN BOEHNER would think he has the upper hand.
This list is an act of treason.
It was designed so we couldn’t take a stand.

A lot of hard work hours was put in.
Companies use all sorts of dirty tricks.
Turning you against me was a nasty sin.
They found your weakness so they thought they were slick.

The roads we have travel were long, hard, and rough.
We bumped heads, compromised, and discard what we didn’t need.
Anything that appears easy might get sort of tough.
A natural ingredient to help us both succeed.

The memories we have shared, Companies will try to strip away.
For years we have guarded one another against danger.
It is TIME to face off and get through this day.
Look very close. Do you think I am a stranger?

When we started work here years ago.
Our families broke bread together.
The money we made was not enough dough.
We made it and survive the stormy weather.

The Company promised you one hell of a deal.
An offer you just couldn’t resist.
After listening, you didn’t like their diabolical spill.
The plan ceased to exist.

Would you like to tell me more?
You thought there was a remedy.
The policy is called OPEN DOOR.
They PAINTED ME AS THE ENEMY.

ADVISORY ALERT:
Who is carrying 30 silver pieces around?
If you hear a jingle jangle stay away from this clown.
I don’t think you know what is about to go down.
Look over your shoulders, JUDAS is the one with the frown.
Make sure the FISCAL CURVE agreement is safe and sound. 🙂

On With The Cheer

You are pressing the skirt today. Who came up with this idea cheerleaders should wear pleated skirts? I don’t know but they sure in the hell wasn’t thinking about us. Who said we are cheerleaders? We need APPLE BOTTOMS’ GEAR. No, we need to go somewhere and sit our tired BOTTOMS down.

These skirts are like cheering in a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They brought the skinny jeans back into style. It doesn’t matter your butt has never been skinny. Girl, you need a crowbar and some 10W-D40 to get into those jeans. Mae Rita looks like a giant rubber band.

Sho-nuff and this 18-hour girdle I’m playing have only 2 hours left so this better be a quick cheer. Look at Bobbi Jean. She doesn’t have one pleat in the back of her skirt. Look how it dips to the front.

Bobbi Jean has parted the Red Sea and not a pleat is left standing. WHEW! Bobbi Jean got MOSES beat on this one. I want you ladies to know this was inherited from my Aunt Shirley Calhoun. She had one of those old TIME CHIFFEROBE SHELF.

Sister Calhoun was packing a wardrobe closet. She was “DOING DA BUTT.” EU put it out there in “SPIKE LEE’S SCHOOL DAZE.” She could swing her two holsters around and it would be damage control for those who did not give it up for the church.

Yes LAWD! Her swivel hips and her MAYTAG TUMBLER got the job done. For all my NLDERS who cannot follow this script, Sister Calhoun had the ASS–SETS. BOTTOM LINE: GOD had blessed Sister Calhoun with the MAXIMUM amount of BOOTY. AMEN!

If she was alive today PRESIDENT OBAMA campaign contribution would be nothing to talk about. Nancy Pelosi would not have to lift a finger or raise a hand to ask the BIG D for any money for a campaign contribution. I could see Sister Calhoun putting a hurting on the BIG D.

Remember how on the 3rd Sunday of the month the church would take up a special contribution for the Week and Weary. She was the fundraising queen. Yeah, Sister Calhoun could throw down. Whenever MACEDONIA BAPTIST CHURCH had their late night revivals you could smell the food for miles.

People would come from all over to buy her strawberry rhubarb pies and that wonderful mixture of her mustard, spinach, and turnip greens. She stepped on the cornbread. Every person I have known who tasted Sister Calhoun cornbread never ask for any desserts.

Laurasteen and the twins’ daddy, Frank Ezell, told Sister Calhoun he wasn’t contributing after he had eaten one of the pies. Reverend Whiteside told Mr. Ezell this would be a wonderful opportunity to show the congregation how God had healed his spirit.

Sister Calhoun turned to the pastor and said, “Don’t worry pastor I’m grateful GOD healed FRANKY’S spirit now GOD can heal FRANKY’S wounds.” She reached for her Bible and turn the pages to ECCLESIASTIC–Chapter 3. You know the REPUBLICANS don’t like CHANGE.

To everything, there is a season, and a TIME to every purpose under the heaven: NEGRO you ate my pie you better hope this ain’t your TIME to die. Mr. EZELL went flying across the room. It was Mr. Ezell TIME to weep. It was the congregation TIME to laugh. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

I can say after that day in the church Mr. Ezell did mine his manners. He gave to the church faithfully. He wore that cast around his neck for almost a year. It wasn’t anything wrong with Mr. Ezell neck. I asked the twins Arlean and Darlean.

They pointed out their father had suffered great embarrassment because he was supposed to be MR. TOUGH GUY around town. He didn’t want the Heavenly Angel to find out GOD had healed his wounds. He did not want a rematch with Sister Calhoun’s left hook.

Bobbi Jean, did you ever think that your Aunt used her size to intimidate people? Sure she did but it was a big coverup. Sister Calhoun, an Auntie, was a gentle bear who always struggled with her weight because she suffered from an iodine deficiency causing hypothyroidism.

It caused her to gain weight and retain fluids. Stress was a major contributor to my aunts eating habits. Stress was an even larger contributor to her hypothyroidism. Did you know there are a lot of men in the UK 65 and older suffer from an underactive thyroid gland?

I didn’t know that. Do you know what MITT ROMNEY suffer from? We know he is a BALD FACE LIAR, he gives NO APOLOGY, and he hasn’t released his TAX INFORMATION. NITTY GRITTY MITTY is another poem another day because there are too many MITTS.

What do you think Sister Calhoun would have said about MITT ROMNEY if she was alive today? She would put on her church attire and say, “GOD takes care of the SOUL, the OLD, and the ones who are too BOLD.” This would be her prayer. Lord have mercy on MITT’S soul.

How many LIES has MITT told? How many Jobs has MITT stolen? Who would MITT play in his PRESIDENTIAL role? My Aunt would have a lot to say. I can see her now punching The REPUBLICANS, MITT, and the SUPER PACs out.

We know MITT ROMNEY would not be himself. It didn’t take the BRITISH no TIME to see that MITT ROMNEY is not worth the SUPER PACs investment. How many TIMES have his own backers stated he wasn’t a strong candidate.

My aunt would say she couldn’t believe the SUPER PACs had all that money to donate to SATAN and HATRED. It probably surprised the hell out of the PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON, to sit down and talk to MITT ROMNEY who toots his own horn and beat his own drum.

Ain’t no way the PRIME MINISTER of the UNITED KINGDOM would engage in a conversation with MITT ROMNEY and run the risk of being LIED to at a later date or on the same day. MITT ROMNEY is his own ENTOURAGE. Why do you think we have DOUBLE STANDARDS? RIGHT! DOUBLE MITT SH..T.

I know I didn’t like DOUBLE MITT GUM for some reason. You would be chewing all day and LYING out the side of your mouth. I guess MITT ROMNEY discovered “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM WASN’T THERE.” Man, this is a BROTHER WITHOUT DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.

PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON runs the UNITED KINGDOM and I’m quite sure he would not want to engage in any policymaking or business deals with a man who is DIVIDED HIMSELF. MITT ROMNEY has really made a splash all over the papers on his SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

The sad part about the many MITTS none of them can tell the TRUTH. All the MITTS are running around playing SPLICER DICER with PRESIDENT OBAMA’S videos and his quotes. MITT has gotten BUSTED so many TIMES by the UNITED STATES DEEP SIX MEDIA UNIT, MSNBC.

Was I supposed to mention our special task force media, MSNBC? HELL TO THE YE-AH It was MITT DUMB A… that wasn’t supposed to say MI6. Our special task force unit is kicking A… and REAMING some BOOTY when it comes to PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. KNOW THIS!

The President doesn’t have to say one word when MITT steps in his wife’s HORSE SH… every day. We need a picture of MITT ROMNEY up to his neck in DEEP DO-DO tagging it as MITT’S SH… Throw a few of his SUPER PACs contributors in and top it off with a brownie, whip cream, and a cherry.

Don’t leave out the nuts. We can re-roll the tape and MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON of LONDON can step out on the stage and say: “ARE WE READY!” There is a person visiting LONDON who has no sense of DIRECTION or TRUTH. We are calling him out early before MITT ROMNEY edit our program.

Here in LONDON MITT gets no BROWNIE POINTS. Londoners are ready to WHIP MITT’S A.. into shape. This isn’t the CREAM of the crop of candidates for the PRESIDENCY in the UNITED STATES. We know you have a much better candidate and PRESIDENT.

Here in the UK, he is known to us as the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY STACK DECK, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Sounds YUMMY! Unlike MITT ROMNEY who has insulted the UK in his book NO APOLOGIES, I BORIS JOHNSON will not apologize for the UNSTACKED DUMMY.

Yes, the CHERRY on the top of MITT’S head has proven he is FRUITCAKE but definitely a NUT CASE. MITT ROMNEY is insane if he thinks he can come on the UK turf and DIS the preparation of the OLYMPIC GAMES. Why this FAKE BAKE CONTENDER doesn’t know ED MILIBAND.

If he watched C-SPAN every WEDNESDAY you would know ED MILIBAND is the LEADER of the LABOR PARTY and the LEADER of THE OPPOSITION. It was an insult to call ED MILIBAND the LEADER.

Can MITT ROMNEY say BEATLES, JOSS STONE, SWING OUT SISTERS, SPICE GIRLS, DAVID BECKHAM, and ELTON JOHN, DANIEL CRAIG, SEAL? What NO APOLOGY! You wanted PRESIDENT OBAMA to apologize to you. The UK will not apologize when MITT ROMNEY lose for the 99th TIME.

The UNITED KINGDOM welcome the opportunity to work with a man who understands diversity and not PISS 63,000,000 WHITE PEOPLE OFF. MITT ROMNEY you have shown the world how ineffective you are on FOREIGN RELATIONSHIP. We will take BARACK OBAMA any day.

Go home and look in the mirror and know who is FOREIGN and who is the OTHER. MITT ROMNEY will learn who BIG PAPA is when he is left standing out in the cold singing NOTORIOUS B.I.G.–“BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” You heard it here first, live from me the MAYOR.

MITT ROMNEY wants to take our government system back to the BUSH FAILED POLICY DAYS. BILL O’REILLY thinks the government is trying to cripple people with welfare assistance.

BILL O’REILLY would like it much better if we were DEPENDENT upon the 1%, REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, the SUPER PACs and FOX NEWS. The PEOPLE and OUR NATION would be left to DIE and no factual information would be given for the reason WHY. MITT has begun to LIE to FOX NEWS.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN can’t catch up to MITT and she looks PISSED. GRETA doesn’t want MITT to LIE and say FOX NEWS is on the case. She has barely seen MITT. What coverage? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN is keeping it LEGIT. DANG MITT!

Crippling is MITT ROMNEY as a PRESIDENT and a government system that wants the PEOPLE and OUR NATION to revert back to SLAVERY. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has been received abroad but has not been accepted at home. Our President has restored the ways of AMERICA’S thinking.

One is not to conform to traditional thinking but to transform and accept changes along the way. WHEW! I had to DANCE AROUND the word PROPHET. I better leave well enough alone. People love taking words out of context.

The REPUBLICANS will identify our PRESIDENT as a MUSLIM walking on water. MATTHEW would have like this message and so would MARK, LUKE, and JOHN. We all have our codes.

Do you remember this store MICHAEL ERIC DYSON? Vaguely, a lot has changed since those days. Does this store look familiar to you BILL WOLFF? Sure, this is KROGER grocery store. Come with me.

DR JAMES PETERSON for $500 PLEASE! Tell me what you see down this aisle? It is snow blinding and all the packaging is WHITE. That is rather odd all the packaging is WHITE. This was called the ALPHABET AISLE. AID FOR DEPENDENT CHILDREN (AFDC) no longer exist.

There are programs provided today that are funded by the government, not for DEPENDENCY but to help those in financial need to get assistant and to keep the PEOPLE and our NATION from starving.

NO THANKS to people like MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS who have caused the loss of many jobs and try to place the blame on PRESIDENT OBAMA.

This aisle fed many families and save the lives of many children that could have starved to death including me and my family. Many people went on to hold many rewarding occupations in life.

They were doctors, attorneys and many successful people in life who survived the hardships and weather the storm. I will take ZERO for BILL O’REILLY PLEASE. Can you do that in this game? Sure, BILL O’REILLY knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

There are those that talk a good game but when they get into those shoes you will see the difference in their stride. The media report what we live, suffer our losses and our gains. What connection has been lost between the people and the media?

It is hard to see the media cheering for the suffering and downfall of THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just to line their pockets with money. It gets worse when you have certain media outlets that thrive on HATRED.

It is harmful and dangerous when the media fails to talk in laymen terms so the message can be understood by the general population. There is the analyst that have criticized the PRESIDENT about his message and how he relates to people.

Our PRESIDENT has made it clear about not reading between the lines but understanding THE BOTTOM LINE. This is the connection between the people and our PRESIDENT. It is called INCLUSION.

It is TIME to get On With The Cheer. Girls lets work this cheer because my 2 hours on my girdle is about to blow. Go get our HEET, VICK SALVE, and ICY HOT. Did you take your GLUCOSAMINE tablets for your joints?

I did even better. I borrowed some PETROLEUM from that BS PLAN of MITT ROMNEY. I can slide from here to where MITT is hiding his money. We want to send a SHOUT OUT to CHRIS MATTHEWS for taking people OUT OF THE BOX when you try to talk over the audience head.

CHRIS MATTHEWS makes it real clear to break it down and “say what you mean and mean what you say.” This is for BIG EDDIE and WENDY our prays are with you. GODSPEED–All in his TIME.

We miss BIG ED ROTATING EYES and his greatest feature of all, “I don’t believe you D..N REPUBLICANS and I will nail your A.. to the wall.” MICHAEL ERIC DYSON is HOLDING THE FORT DOWN and doing one hell of a job.

Are you ready yet? What is this the ACADEMY AWARD? BOBBI JEAN is fired up now. Come on lets ROCK THIS. Girl if you throw your leg up in the air it will take not MAST UNIT but a SWAT TEAM to lower those tree trunks to the ground.

The world will get the chance to take a tour and see a new roadmap developed from all the stretch marks on your body. Oh, you are really cute. You better be glad I like you.

ON WITH THE CHEER! DEEP SIX MSNBC MEDIA is putting the information along with charts out there in a format so the PEOPLE can congest who is the best for OUR NATION. THEY are putting out the PRESIDENTS CREDENTIAL. DEEP SIX MSNBC has all the POTENTIAL.

We know who looks and is PRESIDENTIAL. Only 97 days left which is very ESSENTIAL. Come on GIRLS and SWING IT OUT:

O-OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING AT OUR NATION’S DOOR.

B-BATTLEGROUND VOTE is THE ELECTION’S CORE.

A-AUSTERITY IS NOT FOR AMERICA, STOMP IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

M-MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS FROM OUR PRESIDENT CAN’T BE IGNORED.

A-AWESOME IS THE MAN WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH MORE.

SAY IT WITH ME GIRLS: GO OBAMA, WORKING IT WITHOUT MITTS DRAMA. GO OBAMA, TAKING IT TO THE stage. CINERAMA. HOLD UP! Is CINERAMA a real WORD. Yeah, I found it in DYSON DICTIONARY. Girl, I think the fumes from the VICK SALVE has gotten to your BRAIN CAPITOL.

We made it through the CHEER. Hey, I reveal my taxes and they told me don’t ever do that again with my BROKE A… You know what the GIRDLE has SNAPPED–DONE. Next TIME go get a UNIROYAL TIRE for your TIRED body. It hurts to be BEAUTIFUL. ALL TOGETHER!

OBAMA FORWARD 2012.

DEDICATED: To all the countries around the world who understand MITT ROMNEY is BY NO MEANS a FOREIGN POLICY PERSON. I want to send a SHOUT OUT to the PRIME MINISTER(DAVID CAMERON) of the UK, MAYOR of LONDON BORIS JOHNSON, ED MILIBAND.

We know who ED MILIBAND is. We can watch you in the morning or night on C-SPAN (PRIME MINISTER QUESTIONS). MITT ROMNEY has a hard TIME developing friendships and relationships. This is a BROTHER with SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

Now to all my NLDERS do not become hostile. MITT needs a friend. Okay, we will wait for MITT ROMNEY to DEFRIEND himself. Then maybe we can extend a hand of friendship.

Wholly Guacamole!

Are you holding up okay CHRIS MATTHEWS? I only you used the WORD NIGGER 11 TIMES in the last story. The REPUBLICANS (not all REPUBLICANS) have this idea that any person of a dark-skinned color or of a DIVERSE RACE is a NIGGER. DO the REPUBLICANS know where the WORD NIGGER originated from?

I know! I know! I don’t have sponsors to be worried about.  Analyst, we are going to FRAME this EARLY. My grandbaby came home from summer school crying and told me she had been playing with the McCONNELLS kids and they called her a BLEXICAN. SHE is bi-racial. MEXICAN and BLACK.

She was told by the McCONNELLS if you were mixed with any AFRICAN AMERICAN or dark-skinned race you had BLACK KRYPTONITE. The NIGGER part would explode leaving you with NO HOPES and NO DREAMS. This is THE DREAM ACT our children and grandchildren has to survive being born in this country.

Her two friends who are bi-racial were called out. These are innocent young children. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE! The one little girl is JAPANESE and BLACK so I guess she would be called BLACKANESE. The little boy is ASIAN and BLACK so he would be called BLASIAN.

This is a lot of pressure on children. More and more children are being blamed for their health-related problems. These children did not decide their race. The stress and the bullying are taking our children out of the box. MITT ROMNEY is a BULLY he knows how this works.

Our children are eating themselves to death, struggling with behaviors, mental disorders or committing suicide because of their race. Who out there has completed a study on how bi-racial children suffer from clinical diagnosis and pre-existing medical conditions?

Why isn’t anyone reporting this information? The REPUBLICANS HEALTH CARE REFORM PLAN takes bi-racial children out of the equation early so they won’t have to be bothered with NIGGERS later on? This is the REPUBLICANS NIGHTMARE PLAN. You don’t understand OBAMACARE.

HELL, the key to his plan is simple OBAMA does CARE. ONE and ONE are really TWO. Who needs to go to the doctor with a condition the patient had before to be later told by the INSURANCE COMPANY they are not going to intervene and will watch you die?

How do you know the medication that you were given did not cause the condition to exist? I hope everyone understands that medications cause a side effect. Now you have a new condition. BOTTOM LINE who in this country DO NOT have a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

If you are listening to MITT ROMNEY your A…S is through. It gets even easier if you have a pre-existing condition. You can stop fighting your disease. Under MITT ROMNEY PLAN it will take away your right to live, eat, sleep and breathe.

The INSURANCE COMPANIES determine your FINAL DESTINATION. MITT ROMNEY and his REPUBLICAN CREW is their CO-SIGNER, what a JACKED UP situation.

I stop by CHRIS HAYES SHOW and I wanted JAMILA BEY, JOHN NICHOLS, and NATALIE FOSTER to understand the FLIP SIDE of what our children are going through.

Should my grandchild be blamed for her obesity if she chooses food as a means to handle the stress because she is being bullied about her race?

I do not wish for my grandbaby to choose suicide. Do my grandchild self-deportation the MEXICAN half of herself? It is hard for bi-racial adults to handle the stress of their race and their relationship with their mates.

On a regular day, individuals who do not deal with stress properly indulge in comfort foods, drinking, self-medicating themselves, gambling, shopping, and much more. Where is the INTERVENTION?

The MEDIA has to understand what PRESIDENT OBAMA has done is MONUMENTAL. The steps he has taken really leaves a CHILD/YOUNG ADULTS the opportunity to have his DREAM and ACT UPON their DREAMS. This is the TRUE DREAM ACT.

AMERICA is where dreams are made and fulfilled not stripped and taken away by MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS filibustering the DREAM ACT BILL.

The MEDIA has their BALLS in a VICE GRIP because the NIGGER word is NOT allowed. The N WORD is not telling the whole TRUTH. I want the WORLD to get the whole picture. How are you going to have a WHITE PRESIDENT talking to WHITE PEOPLE ONLY? Who do you know is PURE WHITE?

MITT ROMNEY cannot CONNECT to the LGBT COMMUNITY, LATINOS, AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, WOMEN’S COMMUNITY and any other DIVERSE CULTURE. How can ROMNEY say PRESIDENT OBAMA is out of touch? MITT ROMNEY needs to add some COOL-AID to his MIX

JED BUSH is not happy discovering his children are WHEXICAN. Can MITT ROMNEY DEPORT only one half of a person if they are bi-racial? What would ERIC CANTOR, DARRYL ISSA, and even SHELDON ADELSON children be called if they are married to someone of a diverse race?

What half is MITT ROMNEY trying to convince that he is not a LIAR? The MONEY HALF of the SUPER PACs opens the door for another option. The REPUBLICANS are changing their history and now they can go out and buy WHITE PEOPLE. MITT ROMNEY is up to bat.

GREEKS and Egyptians are voting on a new PRESIDENT. THOMAS ROBERTS can you explain how will MITT ROMNEY be able to negotiate with a darker complexion race when he could not negotiate with PRESIDENT OBAMA? Somebody at the table did not play JINGA nor eat EGGS.

I bought the RUDE BOYS in to sing WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE. PLAY THE SONG! PLAY SONG!

MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS have done everything to obstruct the government’s platform using the words NO, NEVER, and NIGGER being embedded into their minds.

What do you think will happen when MITT ROMNEY and his crew (the REPUBLICANS) tell an INTERNATIONAL OFFICIAL of a DIVERSE RACE NO and NEVER all bets are off? Will the darker complexion race sit at the table with MITT ROMNEY and his cabinet thinking they are being viewed as NIGGERS?

That stunt in the garden with the reporter from the DAILEY CALLER explains it all. NEIL MUNRO disrespected the PRESIDENT and the REPUBLICANS will disrespect foreign dignitaries. Yes, NEIL MUNRO had a STRAIGHT UP NIGGER MOMENT.

Once again our PRESIDENT had to show his great strength and ability to work with an IGNORANT A..S KNUCKLEHEAD. I would love to see how MITT ROMNEY would respond if someone called him a HONKEY, a CRACKER or the next BOUGHT WHIGGER in the WHITE HOUSE. The price of SLAVERY has SKYROCKETED.

You don’t think it is a WAR ON WOMEN the way LISA V. BROWN was treated on the STATE HOUSE FLOOR in MICHIGAN. Well, LISA we have codes also. If the REPUBLICAN BROTHERS don’t like the WORD VAGINA the WOMEN can state it this way.

The REPUBLICANS have no rights to tell me what to do with my SUPERSIZE PUSSYCAT FRIES nor will you tell me how to handle MY FUZZY FILET TODAY. The WOMEN of 2012 do not PLAY. The REPUBLICANS, GOP, and TEA PARTY you have no SAY.

This one is for GOVERNOR BOB McDONNELL of VIRGINIA or is it VAGINA. He will not get a break TODAY. @ McDonnell!

How will MITT ROMNEY relate to the 1st WOMAN CHANCELLOR of GERMANY, ANGELA DOROTHEA MERKEL? I can see it now. All the diplomats sitting at the table with MITT ROMNEY and his crew.

The CHANCELLOR making sure that MITT ROMNEY understands in her country NO is not the answer and here is what he needs to do. IF MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS so much as think of the word NIGGER off with their WANK-WOO. There goes one HEAD of STATE.

The word NEVER is UNACCEPTABLE and can or will be negotiated. CHANCELLOR MERKEL is making it clear how her program will be navigated.

It is a horrible pill to swallow but hey, it is the TRUTH that I have lived. To be perfectly honest when people hear this they just don’t want to believe it. BELIEVE IT! I’m from HARD YARDS UNIVERSITY and there are certain CODES we LIVE and SURVIVE by. We never STRADDLE THE FENCE.

If you are a FRIEND through thick and THIN we will be there to the END. Those who have investments assets are the MONEY SIN FRIENDS.

You could never DEPEND or even WIN with this type of FRIEND. They would sell you out to the highest bidder. Did you know that people of a DIVERSE RACE money are different from WHITE MONEY?

If you so much as had an ounce of BLACK CRYPTONITE you would always be considered as a NIGGER and your money didn’t matter. ALL MONEY is not EQUAL.

SUPER PACs 501-c4 DYNAMITE MONEY is put in place for the destruction of blowing a brother up who is diverse and did not fit the stereotypical behavior.

PRESIDENT OBAMA just didn’t work out because he was too INTELLIGENT and he started hanging out with the HOLLYWOOD SWINGERS wearing those fancy DESIGNERS SUIT. In the MIND of REPUBLICANS and CONGRESS, OBAMA doesn’t look like, talk like and act like a NIGGER.

Get out as much SUPER PAC C4(dynamite) money as possible to blow up any WOMAN who will not BEHAVE and act like in the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS HUSSY HILARY RODHAM CLINTON. DANG PROGRESSIVES and LIBERALS WOMEN! The REPUBLICANS can’t say the word NIGGER or VAGINA.

In the minds of the KOCH BOTHERS, KARL ROVE, SHELDON ADELSON and the rest of the GAZILLIONAIRES (not all of the GAZILLIONAIRES) since those NIGGERS have learned how to read and got all educated we just can’t control them anymore.

HARRIET TUBMAN had the newspaper turned right side up and this was the beginning of in the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS NIGGERS READING.

Well, maybe a few like ALAN WEST, HERMAN CAIN, WARD CONNELLY, JESSIE LEE PETERSON, LLOYD MARCUS, and STAR PARKER who are the real CONSERVATIVE SKULLS, NO BRAIN, and NO MEAT.

WHITE MONEY gains the most RESPECT. What did BILL CLINTON and CORY BOOKER PROTECT? As the money came calling in they were the first to DEFECT. We learned very quickly what FRIENDS to SELECT. Our antennas are tuned up and we knew just what to EXPECT.

I will help you across the threshold because I know your SPONSORS will tell you not to use the YOU KNOW WHAT WORD. PLEASE! I hope this saves the SPONSORS MILLIONS of DOLLARS because the N WORD is not cutting it.

I was tired of the CONTENDERS having the NIGGER WORD at the TIP of their tongue and playing it off as though the viewers assume they heard them say something different. You got FOX NEWS MEDIA PROMOTING STRAIGHT-UP RACISM and PURE HATRED without an INTELLIGENT CREW and NO FACTS TO BOOT.

FOX NEWS is constantly having their NIGGER MOMENTS but today I will FRAME IT. We can’t count the NIGGERS MOMENTS RUSH LIMBAUGH has had. Yes, RUSH your NIGGER MOMENTS will make every NETWORK afraid of having their SPONSORS yank the plug.

This is to keep RUSH LIMBALLS and Bill O’Reilly from looking at their tongues and playing the accidental “OOPS I DID IT AGAIN by BRITTANY SPEARS.” You had the PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS trying to play the AMERICAN PEOPLE. RICK SANTORUM went from BLA BLA to NIG.

NEWT GINGRICH went all the way live with the FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT. You know what was coming next. COME ON NOW! This is to keep MITCH McCONNELL from saying it. This will keep ERIC CANTOR, JOHN BOEHNER, PAUL RYAN, and the rest of the CREW from receiving a well whipped A…S.

We already know how CONGRESS feels. To see DARRYL ISSA treat ERIC HOLDER with such disrespect was BROWN BAG PARTY TIME. Have this BROTHER, DARRYL ISSA, looked at his skin lately? WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

It will not matter how much money this BROTHER have or what country he is from. DARRYL ISSA gets your BROWN BAG ready. The PRECISION of DIVISION DICTATES POLICY REVISION. I hear you LOUD and CLEAR JOHN NICHOLS.

HATRED and RACISM were SOLD to the highest BIDDER in WISCONSIN and it is being sold throughout the NATION. SCOTT WALKER, governor of Wisconsin, is not good for the PEOPLE or the state and the message of “I’M NOT MY BROTHER’S KEEPER” was sent.

The new message is “I’M MY BROTHER’S GRIM REAPER.” What did the GRIM REAPER do? The REPUBLICANS filibustered every bill of the PRESIDENT and let the PEOPLE and the NATION SUFFER because they cannot move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

We have used the word SABOTAGE in relationship to the PRESIDENT. Whenever two conservatives NORM ORNSTEIN and THOMAS MANN or speaking out on institutional reform and abuse of filibustering it makes you look for the next upgraded WORD of ESPIONAGE.

Folks sneaking around in the dark, holding private meetings, stabbing people with a double edge sword, and other people don’t realize they are leaking blood. It was okay for the REPUBLICANS to have WATERGATE under NIXON administration. How are the REPUBLICANS going to talk about leaks?

Hell, IRAN CONTRA under the administration of RONALD REAGAN didn’t go off too well. Arms were SECRETLY being sold. Who leaked the DANG GONE SECRET? Who got the blame? That’s right it was OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE. BILL CLINTON had his SECRETS LEAKED. Just a friendly reminder BILL is WHITE.

Bill Clinton used some of the REPUBLICANS ideas and he is a DEMOCRAT but A WHITE DEMOCRAT. That was a hell of a CLEANER TAB on MONICA LEWINSKI dress. I wasn’t married to BILL CLINTON and I was seeing a psychiatrist over BILL CLINTON’S AFFAIR.

Now CHRIS MATTHEW if HILARY is standing by her man she is doing it from a foreign country. Oh, excuse me that is one HELL of a COMMUTE. LOVE is in the air. RIGHT! BILL is trying to protect his funds. It is hard to TRUST his strategy.

He told a lot of LIES to his wife and he LIED to the AMERICAN PEOPLE. Mr. SPIN DOCTOR himself! Why do you think NEWT GINGRICH despised him? RIGHT! I guess the POT can call the kettle WHITE because they were too much ALIKE. Bill went out to Wisconsin with his own AGENDA.

From my HOOD these ARE NOT FRIENDS to the END. These are the BROTHERS who PROMOTE SIN. BILL CLINTON was not a good role model. He did good but it turned sour.

PRESIDENT OBAMA has tried to follow the format of the REPUBLICANS but it is a NO GO for a BLACK MAN to use anything of the REPUBLICANS. The analyst is always dissecting every word PRESIDENT OBAMA says and the FRAMING of whatever issues he addresses.

Can the analyst FRAME MITT ROMNEY as not TRUSTWORTHY? He has all of BUSHES past POLICIES? MITT is the official SKULL SYMBOL. He is the head SKULL with no brain or MEAT. This is what makes MITT ROMNEY COMPLETE.

If you want to FRAME OBAMA and the BIG D get your tape recorder out PUSH FORWARD and PLAY 2012 DREAM ACT. How hard is that? DANG, IT!

I gather up my gang and I called one of my OUTLAWS. Some families have IN-LAWS and some families have outlawed. JUSTINE has a totally different style of handling her business than me. I am the NEGOTIATOR. SHE is the LIQUIDATOR. She told me to round the GUYS up.

I called MICHAEL, ERIC, JAMES, and PETE:). When I told them JUSTINE would be handling the BLEXICAN situation with the McCONNELLS they all looked at each other and said in a harmonious tone, “MAN WE ARE GOING TO JAIL.”

MICHAEL began to talk rapidly. He told the guys he hopes JUSTINE isn’t wearing her high heels with her blue jeans up and knots on the side of her FISHNET PANTYHOSE. JUSTINE’S clothes send a message of, YOU HAVE JUST INVITED YOURSELF TO THE WHIP A…S PARTY.

NOT DEMOCRAT! NOT REPUBLICAN! JUSTINE’S PARTY is what the REPUBLICANS think in their minds as a NIGGER MOMENT.

ERIC reminded the crew that JUSTINE could pull her high heel off and draw it like it was a 45 magnum and bust you upside your head. JAMES told the crew JUSTINE would always say after she would react, “SINCE THEY THINK NEGROES are VIOLENT I am just upholding the family’s name.”

PETE looked at the crew and said, “MAN WE ARE GOING TO JAIL.” JUSTINE arrives and looks just like her lovely self, exactly the way Michael described her outfit. JUSTINE goes down to the McCONNELLS and makes it clear she does not want any LIP SERVICE.

She whips off her shoe and bust MITCH across the head and tells him she did not get the chance to be treated by DR PHIL or by DR DREW. This is part of JUSTINE’S DREAM ACT. They are to meet at HOBBY LOBBY at 4:00pm to FRAME THE REPUBLICANS AGENDA.

Everyone arrives on TIME and meets in ISLE 6 where the FRAMES, GLUE, VICE GRIPS, and other bonding material is placed. JUSTINE makes her PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. JUSTINE tells MITCH and his crew get the FRAMES and the GUERILLA GLUE.

JUSTINE tells MITCH and the REPUBLICAN CREW to get the BLACK spray out and write the WORD NIGGER in BOLD LETTERS. Underneath the word NIGGER, she wants the WORD BACKWARDS 2012. JUSTINE pulls off her high heel and asks, “WHO IS NEXT?”

Get the VICE GRIPS and SCREWS because this WORD NIGGER will no longer be said by ME or YOU. If this WORD NIGGER so much as try to seep out its FRAME, I will come to the SENATE FLOOR and put all of you to SHAME.

It is TIME to get back to the ECONOMY, INFRASTRUCTURE, PEOPLE’S RIGHT, JOBS and the PRESIDENTIAL RACE. THE WORD NIGGER has been FRAMED and NO LONGER has a PLACE. FORWARD 2012 THE BIG D has stated their CASE.

IMBEDDED into the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS MEMORY. They hold the WORD NIGGER now FRAMED AS THEIR LEGACY. Backward 2012 the REPUBLICANS wears the FACE of DISGRACE.

You know CHRIS, for many years the viewers were unable to respond back. We sat back and listen to everyone around the news table talk to each other. I think the commentators forgot about the viewers. What we thought are felt really didn’t seem to matter.

We are tuned in and it is TIME for us to play HARDBALL. We are tired of the BS RHETORIC. Now the viewers can talk back, tweet, go mobile, respond to stories and write letters to get SPONSORS YANKED. Oh yeah, we are ROCKIN the AGE OF INFORMATION.

SPECIAL NOTE:

How would I know what is EMBEDDED in the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS? I have had the opportunity of once being married to a DEMOCRAT disguised as a REPUBLICAN. They are called BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS.

He reminded me of SENATOR BEN NELSON of Nebraska. WHEW! SEXY!:).

FRAMING IT FOR 2012, HAPPY FATHERS DAY to the PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT and THE BIG D

A Bite Of The Apple__A Tribute to Steve Jobs

Scene: This conversation takes place at Steve Jobs’ underground compound in the middle of who in the hell knows where. We are talking about Steve Jobs, Okay. Smokelbg has decided to pay Steve a visit and have a heart to heart chat.

Smokelbg:

Hey, where you at? Steve, Steve is you here? Hey man, you better show up real fast. Some of your neighbors are looking at me really crazy. I can’t believe this. Steve wears this outfit all the time. I wonder why I’m having so much trouble wearing these blue jeans and black tee-shirt? I don’t have no ski mask on. What is this, the neighborhood watch? Okay, I see how this works. Don’t make me show your neighbors who’re the real Mac Genius. Why you laughing Steve?

Steve:

Smokelbg, you are hilarious. I’m so glad you could drop by. It’s good seeing you. It has been a long TIME.

Smokelbg:

More like Delirious and you don’t hear me singing Prince’s song. Come on now, I didn’t just drop by. I had to catch 2 planes, sail across the Mojave Desert, take a boat through Vienna, sing Oleta Adam’s Song-Get Here If You Can, and stung gun your neighbor’s dog. Where did Cujo come from? Was he trained to take a bite out of crime? Hey, Prince designed his butt-out pants. I did not need any help from Cujo. Okay!

Steve:

What?! Is Fefe okay? He is harmless. He just wanted to play. I can’t believe you used a taser gun on Tim’s dog.

Smokelbg:

Did you say Tim’s dog? Please tell me I didn’t taser Timothy D. Cook’s dog. Damn it!

Fefe is the canine dog from hell. You should be asking is Smokelbg okay. Do I look like IAMS or Purina One Dog Chow to you? Where is this place anyway? Anytime Air Force One drops you off in the middle of the desert, you got to be hiding some secrets. I get along with dogs on a regular day but Fefe and I aren’t making any love connections. Can I use your bathroom? Ahhh! Steve, there is a robot up here in your bathroom trying to tell me how many square feet are in toilet paper. Steve get up here I push a button and I’m not sure if I Googled my butt across the nation. I just need some peroxide for my butt and I need to flush the toilet. Steveeee!

Steve:

Are you finding everything you need Smokelbg? There are some special treats behind the mirror glass shaped like an APPLE. This would make any woman’s head spin.

Smokelbg:

I don’t want my head to spin. I need some toilet tissue to keep me from having issues with Roberta the Robot who will not let me wipe my Ahh….! Steve get up here NOW!

Steve:

Oh, Dear, I meant to tell you if you put your hands in a certain position the robot will defend herself and put you in a headlock. Smokelbg, Tim designed the robot. It was a birthday gift for my daughter.

Smokelbg:

I should have known. Who is going to believe that my torn A… graduated with a whiplashed neck. Only at Steve’s Jobs compound. Do you have a pair of pants I can borrow and a soft pillow I can sit on?

Steve:

The pants may not fit. I mean they may be too long.

Smokelbg:

Just cut them in half… I need something to cover my butt.

Steve:

Hold tight, I got something that will make you feel really comfortable. There you go. I know how you like soft fabrics and this robe is just perfect. Smokelbg, I’m not cutting my pants.

Smokelbg:

Fair enough but I could have done without the APPLES on the robe. This robe feels like a giant cotton ball. Steve, it is TIME for us to take A BITE OF THE APPLE. Would you like to go first?

Steve:

Since you’ve come so far I want you to tell me what is on your mind.

Smokelbg:

I remember when I first told you about my son’s extraordinary mind, unique abilities, and multi-intelligence learning style. You looked directly in my face and said, Thank God he isn’t disabled. At least his head is still attached to his neck. I never liked labels that hinder people from achievement. At that point, I wanted to cry. You sat there and you listened to me go on and on about Nonverbal Learning Disability. You asked me to take a trip out to one of the APPLE STORES. I did and it was an amazing adventure. When I stepped out of the car and entered the store it begins to pull me and my son right into all the applications that could be purchased along with all the different products. My son and I were both dressed in our black tee shirts and blue jeans. We had struggled with the schools for years and it was TIME to move on and find the latest technology of teaching tools for home. Every person in the store regardless of race, age, and the geographical location was fascinated with the products. They were all interested in learning. We felt at home. Every school across the nation should feel this way for all children to hold their interest in learning. This store’s atmosphere was non-threatening, created a conducive environment and every customer in the store was paying attention. Steve, from the TIME I walked into the APPLE STORE there were people conversing, exchanging email addresses, and their cell phone numbers. My son began to really shine and start asking for numbers too. He didn’t get this opportunity at school. I thought he would become overwhelmed because the store was so crowded. He jumped right on it. He was so excited and he began to open up for the first time.

My son didn’t have to feel the hurt and pain of having manifestation hearings, getting suspended, or ever having to worry about another due process hearing. Most parents feel children who are labeled “disabled” will become budget cuts in the educational system. Why would you want to fix a child that was already broken? Why should a school system RECOGNIZE or make accommodations for a diagnosis that has not been validated by the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION? This store gave us a new way of looking at educating your child. It gave us hope outside of the educational system regardless what the educational system would or wouldn’t offer.

Why should a child go to school for twelve years of his life and find it hard to develop friends? It shouldn’t come down to TEST SCORES or the educational system FUNDING. Teachers shouldn’t be pressured to the point they LIE and CHEAT to bring children TEST SCORES up for ACCREDITATION. It should be about the child’s education because they are the ones who suffer the most. I kept trying to convince myself that I was in a store. This was more than just a store. Once again through your vision and innovation, something magical was going on inside the APPLE STORE that made people not want to leave and learn more. It felt safe, people’s’ questions were being answered, there was so much support, and the employees cared.

I was so glad when you met with PRESIDENT OBAMA, ERIC SMITH one of the founders of GOOGLE and MARK ZUCKERBERG, founder and CEO of FACEBOOK. All I could think of was, “If anyone could get the educational system on track it would be you guys.” Alternative methods of teaching children are on the rise. Steve, parents need to understand if they can’t find support in their own schools and districts then they need to find another way. APPLE STORE has created a learning environment. The educational system needed to take notes BIG TIME.

I found one of your sayings you had written on June 12, 2005, and it is your TIME to take a BITE OF THE APPLE. Do you remember Steve?

Steve:

I may not remember offhand but I can pull it up on my computer. Let me see. Hear it is.

Smokelbg:

Okay, you read it.

Steve:

You want me to read it.

Smokelbg:

Yes Steve, if you want to sing it you can. Just do it. This is your BITE OF THE APPLE.

Steve:

Here it goes. I look in the mirror and ask myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “NO” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Because of almost everything all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things fell away in the face of death leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

Smokelbg:

This is how I responded to your message on FaceBook. Hi, this Smokelbg. I have always been puzzled by those who are GONE but not FORGOTTEN. These are the ones that never die and live in our hearts forever. The impact they make in our lives leaves such a great impression. You see them so clearly. You remember the smell of their cologne, the sound of their laughter, and their wonderful words of wisdom. We walk around every day of our lives and we can’t remember the person’s name, what they wore that day, or where they work. Who is alive and who has passed on? There are many who are no longer with us. There are those who are expected to EXIT who will always have a PERMANENT ENTRANCE.

Steve, you have inspired me to be a follower of my heart. When Tim’s dog tore into my APPLE BOTTOM JEANS I looked back and saw that I too was butt-naked. It would be a shame if I survived cancer and not Tim’s dog. I just want the world to understand NLD Syndrome and hopefully, parents will understand there is another diagnosis out there they may need to check out. Everybody is not ASPERGER, AUTISM, or PDD-NOS. Good Grief! I want those parents out there asking questions, getting an early start on getting their child diagnosed, and not to be afraid. I don’t want to read any more ho-hum stories about NLD SYNDROME. I’m tired of the gloomy picture that is painted of people who have been diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. These children/adults have to live with NLD SYNDROME and should not have to suffer the consequences of it. I want those doctors up, running, and developing strategies and coping skills and doing consistent testing for NLDERS. Sure DEATH is IMMINENT but to arrive at one’s destination at a much early TIME without any knowledge of knowing what you are up against is one hell of a trap.The KNOWLEDGE of KNOWING will help with INTERVENTIONS even if there is NO CURE it will give you HOPE.

DEDICATED: To STEVES JOBS of APPLE, who has given the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM HOPE and has given the WORLD EVERYTHING OF HIMSELF. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Eddie On The Corner

The story I’m about to tell you opened doors for me and has changed my life forever. It was the summer of 1993. The music industry had changed over to gangster rap. The three of us were Inseparable like Natalie Cole’s song. We were not getting in touch with our feminine side. Dwayne Miller, we called Baby Boy because he never seemed to age. Tyrone Fulton, we called Tonto because he was the opposite of faster than a speeding bullet. I was called Luscious Larry, named after my father who was the player of all players in our neighborhood. My real name is Larry Beard. As a group, we call ourselves the Nighthawks. We hung tight and we had each other’s backs. Our parents made it clear if dark catches you out past midnight you better have an alibi.

The Nighthawks loved music. Baby Boy and I could switch to any kind of music but Tonto only liked Old School Music. Baby Boy would sometimes get frustrated with Tonto but it was all good. I found a way so we didn’t squabble over who listened to what. I knew one day we would be larger than Boyz II Men. Personally, I wanted to follow in BabyFace’s footsteps. Baby Boy wanted to be like Notorious B.I.G. Tonto’s favorite old school singer is Stevie Wonder. He said Stevie has lasted a LIFETIME.

Tonto would always arrive late. It didn’t matter if he had a watch on. His TIME was always off. Baby Boy would always play his music first. By the TIME Tonto arrived he didn’t have any rap music to listen to. I would always hang loose or wait until I got home so I could play anything I wanted to hear. After we got through our music session, Tonto always seem calmer and wouldn’t fly off the handle at people. It was hard for Tonto to understand when people said things in a smart or sarcastic manner. We later discovered music was like therapy for Tonto. Baby Boy would get very defensive if anybody tried to crack on or make fun of Tonto. Whenever Sammy and his crew came around I could see Baby Boy’s jaw tightening and he would stand real close to Tonto. Sammy knew not to say anything crazy about Tonto. Sammy was always up to no good. He looked like that poison bottle with the skull and two bones going through the skull’s head. Yeah, he was Dr. Death. He had more secrets than the Pentagon. Everybody in the neighborhood was told to steer clear of Sammy. He wasn’t trying to do anything with his life except to try to pull the next good life down. We renamed him, Satanic Sammy.

We would leave our music session and go down to Mrs. Val’s corner store. This store had every type of candy and fruit drink you could imagine. It even had EDDIE the town drunk. The strange thing about EDDIE ON THE CORNER, none of us had ever seen him with a bottle on his side. I often wondered why Mrs. Val never chased Eddie off. Mrs. Val was like sweet strawberry licorice. She was kind to all the kids. She really took to Tonto. It was strange how she knew what candies to choose for him. It was like Tonto had some extra feelers on his tongue that would not allow him to eat specific items. He would have a terrible reaction. The next thing you knew whatever was in his mouth was headed your way.

The problem started 2 years later with the Nighthawks. Some new boys moved in the neighborhood. Sammy knew not to mess with Tonto but that didn’t keep him from setting up the New Kids On The Block. He dared them to go tease Tonto. They would whisper in Tonto’s ear some strange message he never revealed to me or Baby Boy. We saw Tonto’s behavior change dramatically. Once you told Tonto something bad it was hard for him to move on. His anger would increase and before we could start our music sessions, Tonto would want to go down to Mrs. Val’s store and pick on EDDIE. He began picking on EDDIE at least two to three TIMES a week. He never told us what was said. We did not know how to get through to him. We finally ask Mrs. Val to talk to Tonto. She got through to him. Baby Boy and I did not question Mrs. Val at all. We were so happy that Tonto made a decision to back off of Eddie. Something changed for Tonto. I wished he would open up and tell us what those boys had said to him.

It was time for our music session. This Time Baby Boy was late. I kept checking my watch. Tonto’s mother, Ms. Ernestine showed up. My kneecaps tightened and my legs felt weighted. She said there had been a shooting and she would give me more details once we got to the hospital. Baby Boy found out what Satanic Sammy had the new neighborhood boys tell Tonto. Before Baby Boy died of his gunshot wounds he told me what happened and to promise to watch out for Mrs. Val, EDDIE ON THE CORNER, and Tonto. He never mentioned taking care of Ms. Ernestine.

The timing was bad. Tonto was getting ready to go off to college. He decided to stop by Mrs.Vals and take one more shot at EDDIE. To his surprise, EDDIE was gone. There was a very well dressed man on the corner. He handed him a card and the name Edward Morrison appeared. It had Mr. Morrison’s email address and cell phone number. The man told Tonto to get in touch with his father. Tonto was really angry. He could not hold the secret any longer. He confronted his mom and wanted to know why she would tell him that his father died in the War. She was disturbed and in more ways than one. She couldn’t explain herself out of this one. Tonto came to the house and told me what happened the night Baby Boy got shot. He was told that EDDIE ON THE CORNER was his dad.

I was asked to go with him to find his father. He handed me the card. The name looked familiar but I couldn’t be sure if it was THE EDWARD MORRISON.

Satanic Sammy’s mother and Tonto’s mother were once best friends. Ernestine had gotten pregnant by Tonto’s father. She was a shame because he had several learning problems. He never could understand or get along with any of her friends except for Paula, who was Satanic Sammy’s mother. Paula is dyslexic. She hid for many years. She never revealed to Ernestine that she was dyslexic in fear their friendship would end. So Paula ended the relationship with Ernestine and continued her friendship with EDDIE ON THE CORNER. Paula later went to work for Edward Morrison Institute.

Well, we reached Morrison Institute and we sat outside in the lounge. Mr. Morrison came out to greet us personally. Tonto turn around and said to me, this is the man in the suit at the corner of Mrs. Val’s store. I looked at Tonto. I looked at him. Tonto couldn’t see that he looked like Edward Morrison. Mr. Morrison smiled and explained why Tonto could not recognize his face. EDDIE ON THE CORNER was Mr. Edward Morrison of Morrison Institutes. He is the owner and CEO of 35 learning institutions around the world. He specialized in Nonverbal Learning Disability. Mrs. Val is Tonto’s Grandmother. I was asked by Tonto’s father to come in and trained to head up one of Morrison Institutes. Tyrone Fulton, a.k.a Tonto is now following in his father’s footsteps.

Side by Side Play

Mom took me to the playground.

All the children played.

Mom watched me very carefully.

She knows I have delays.

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Mom came up to me repeatedly.

I didn’t know how to react.

So I shook my head and flapped my arms.

I tried to interact.

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The children begin to surround me.

All I could do was stare.

Mom stepped right in immediately.

She helps me become aware.

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This is my big moment,

To make friends and try to choose.

This is my moment for reaching out.

I did not want to lose.

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Mom deals with all my social blunders

She truly understands.

She loves me and encourages me.

Mom tells me, YES YOU CAN.

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I became so frustrated.

My behaviors begin to manifest.

I started stumping, crying, and screaming.

Mom told me it was time to rest.

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The children became so frightened.

They all started running away.

I was puzzled and felt very empty inside.

This was a horrible day.

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Understanding the concept of making friends,

Made it difficult for the children to stay.

Mom wrapped her arms around me and whispered.

It is called side by side play.

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This is dedicated to all the Mothers with children that have extraordinary minds with unique abilities and multi-level learning styles on Mother’s Day, wishing you the best. This also goes out to all the children across the world who have difficulty developing friendships and relationships. Hang in there, you are not alone.

NLD Mom/cancer survivor