Let’s find out what’s in The Package. Are you sure R. Kelly has nothing to do with this box? Absolutely! Eric! I’m the only one that can call her Eric, just a friendly reminder. To the rest of you Herefords, Whores, and Hussies, it is Erica to you. I can call the Drag Queen something else but I will give her a pass since Erica spent most of her life in and out of prison. D**n Girl! Bring it on in and show the Drag B***h some love. You can call Ru Paul for me. Society never showed me anything but a jail cell. That was not a good treatment plan. I had more pills in my medicine cabinet than Imelda Marcos had shoes. Before I cut the bow I just like to reiterate my struggle with Ano-sog-no-sia a Severe Mental Illness (SMI). You girls thought I was a selfish, rude, and an ungrateful Drag Queen B***h. People viewed me as having the I NUCLEUS Syndrome. The center of the world was all about me and nobody else mattered. Hell, I thought everyone was like me. I did not know I had a problem. You know what, I thought that too. Thank you for straightening me out. I said that about you in the first story. See. I misjudged you all those years. That’s what happens when you are not informed or educated about mental illness. I couldn’t feel or even begin to put myself in their Red Bottoms. Girl, you got some Red Bottoms? Hell No! They are some pretty D**N good knockoffs. Okay, they are not even knockoffs. Maxine painted the bottom of my shoe red. What! Shut Up! Maxwell, excuse me, I know you Queens are sensitive about your names. Maxine is so creative. Baby Girl, I don’t know about creative but the rent had to be paid. Maxine made a killing off of those shoes. What if it rains or snow? I don’t know what kind of sealant Maxine put on those shoes but my shoes never bleed. Who wears their designer shoes in the rain? Did you ever wonder why Maxine move from city to city and state to state? Girlfriend was brilliant. No! Maxine didn’t want to get her A** beat for scamming people. Hey, protecting ones A** is brilliant.
Oh God! We totally got sidetrack. Check this out. Anosognosia (Ano-sog-no-sia) is recognized in people with Strokes, Alzheimer’s, Brain Tumors, Huntington Disorder and most recently NLD Syndrome. For some reason, it was not recognized in people with Schizophrenia and Bi-Polar disorders. Several neurological disorders come with the Package of Anosognosia. Dementia is included in the box along with Parkinson Disease. What really pisses me off is people think being transgender is a disease. Even worse Black and transgender is off the chain mentally challenge. When I go to the doc he has this expression on his face like I’m really sick. I’m sitting there thinking, “Is it my eyeshadow or my lipstick?” It takes a true artist to put 24 shades of eyeshadow around the eye. Baby, I’m not working with a lot of space. Hey, maybe your doc is jealous and he really wants to come out. You do look fabulous. Connie! Close it down. It couldn’t be my breath because I keep my Altoids with me. Those mints are strong. Is my presence too much for the doc? The last session doc and I had was terrible. He asks me what did I want to discuss. I told him he never talks about race and gun violence. I wasn’t worried about what I am labeled. My concern is real life issues when I walked out the door of his office and people stare, curse at me, and bully me. Hell, I’m not worried about his Trumped Up diagnosis of Schizophrenia. I’m worried about getting my Black A** killed. Paranoid No! HotSpot Connectivity. Hell Yell. I talk to myself because there is no one else to talk to. People ask me why I do what I do. Isn’t that song by Christopher Williams? Guess who wrote it and starred in the video. Get out of here! You know what? I’m going to make this my RAPID RESPONSE and tell Michael Moore to weigh in. Tell that good-looking knight, Sir Lawrence, to jump in and add his 50 Cent. Before you ask Nadine, it is not that 50 Cent. I bet not find out this Psych Baby voted for the President-Elect. His office is going up in flames. Did I say that? I did not hear any voices that came straight out of my mouth. Sounds like somebody else we know. Here we go! Let’s cut the bow.
Where is Francis? She is running a little late. Yeah, like 5 years. What! When is the last time you talk to Francis? I haven’t. Jeannine, her sister, always tell me Francis is doing fine and the kids are okay. She likes her space and privacy. Frances doesn’t have much space and no privacy. She is in jail. Jeannie has the kids. What happened! She stabs Marcus. Well, not directly. She talked someone else into doing it. I told her about that Charlie Manson BS years ago. Ms. Drag B**ch by Proxy. Okay, for all the people who cannot LOOK and LEARN, Charlie Manson is the perfect example. Mr. Mind Control of Murder by Proxy committed the crime in 1969 and still doing time. Here it is 2017 and he is still locked up. Tax dollar waste baby. Know This! Do not try any acts of violence today. You will not be so lucky. I hope you make bail the next day, court or come out alive. It didn’t work for Charlie Manson it will not work for you. Charlie is alive. The consequences are grave. Girlfriend you are hard on the justice system. I will say this again. Me, Erica, not Sammy, is the Black Drag Queen B***ch with Schizophrenia. I was incarcerated not put in a mental institution but jailed. I did not have a bracelet like people with diabetes to get medical help if something goes wrong. A bracelet with schizophrenia would have been stolen. Why would you say that? Who in hell in the prison system knows about all these different diagnoses. Negro Please! Just a friendly reminder to let you know the stats are there in the first story. Pay attention! People with Mental Illness and Severe Mental Illness do not get special treatment. They are not excused and highly criminalized. Let me cut this D**n bow before my scissors slip and we have another stat for the New Year. You know how it happens. People’s guns go off on New Years and they ACCIDENTALLY get the opportunity to shoot the person they wanted to shoot for years. Didn’t we have a Vice-President who accidentally shot his hunting buddy? It wasn’t New Years. Maybe he couldn’t wait. Remember Ladies! No anger up in the house just Love. Bring it on in.
Erica, are you okay. Is that a tear I see coming from your eye. Girls, this is too much. What! Look! It’s a turd key ring. Remember Mr. Hanky from South Park. Ahhh No! He was the Sh*t in the toilet who change the minds of people religious views on Christmas Day. It was Kyle’s friend. He never showed up when Kyle tried to make his family, friends, and associates see him. Kyle ended up in an institution diagnosed with schizophrenia. Thank God he wasn’t put in jail. I guess this key ring is perfect for you Erica. You are schizophrenic and you have a lot of friends that are pieces of Sh*t. At least I have friends. Yeah, and most of them are in your head. Are you my friend Nadine? Yes, I’m your friend. Well, ladies, that being said Nadine is the biggest piece of Sh*t I know. Happy New Year to you Bi-atch! Okay, ladies Calm down. If you were paying attention those turds begin to pop up everywhere. I saw a Turd Emoji in CVS. Pharmacy with a happy smile. I went to Target and a large chair was made into a Turd. JC Penny had a turd bank. Sooo! Your point is? Sh*t is popping up everywhere. There are 15 days before the Inauguration and Sh*t is all over the map. That is not in my mind. People see it and feel the anxiety and depression from the days to come. Whose walking in our shoes now? Look at the expression on Mika Brzezinski face. Her emoji doll shows ultimate shame. Joe Scarborough was Father Time Line handling his Tweets calling out Sopan Deb. Joe straight up called Sopan a LIAR. Sopan Deb should go work for Fake News CNN. No! Gorgeous Ari would say LIAR CNN NEWS. Have Mercy! Joe won the Pissed Off of the year emoji doll award for dissing a racist. HotSpot Connectivity elevated. Andrea Mitchell looks totally washed out. Mitchell should have her own emoji doll. If you could not read pain on a person’s face you can now. Written all over her face is total disgust. Isn’t that a song by Rude Boys. Yes! May I continue. Nadine Mind Dots connects to music. Nadine is one of the patients in Oliver Sack’s book. There is more Erica. Go ahead. Oh My God! Oh My God! I heard Girlfriend say shellacked.
It makes me want to cry. You know Girlfriend has been a real trooper and one hell-of-a cheerleader. All of us at this celebration carries a Yellow Pen. Well, Smokey got carried away. We all went out one night. We were sitting at the bar so we decided to share what the Knights of the Roundtable had taught us. Smokey whips out and X-ACTO KNIFE. I look across the table and see several WHITE people picking up their cell phones and dialing. Ahh, Sh*t. We are going to jail tonight. I grabbed her A** and all 6 of us ran for the door and jumped in Connie’s Mazda CR-9. Ha! Ha! Michael Moore this was a mandatory Raid Response. 🙂 So I asked Smokey what-the-hell was she thinking about. She said Babygirl showed her how to get rid of information because you couldn’t trust the BLACK PEN to hide the info. Did BabyGirl tell you not to pull a stunt like that in a predominately WHITE neighborhood? It looks as though you were drawing out a weapon. We learned the strategy for when we go places with Smokey. We MUST ALWAYS keep bail money. She sent It. Oh, My God! She did not forget me. Share Girlfriend! A Package of information. I know it will help me write my next story. Breathtaking! What! THESE NUTS. They really are nuts. Maybe in your mind Connie they are NUTS. I’m schizophrenic and I will leave it there. To the real media, Knights of the RoundTable who are the FACT CHECK BABIES and FLAME-THROWERS of hope, Press On.
Happy NEW YEAR :)k