Biden__ology

None of these contenders took the course. Well, it was reported 4 of the contenders took the course. Who did the reporting? B.C. said he had special knowledge. Yeah! I wrote the Koran.  Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are going to produce my biopic.  I won’t bother to come to the Academy Awards. Know This! I am going to win.  This brother is definitely Before Christ. Did they fail the course? Did they cut class? What happens to their mental processing? Who took the class?  It’s too embarrassing to say out loud. Psssssssk! No!  Get out of here! Zip It. This is too juicy. Come On! Let me drop a few hints.  The man behind the Iron Rag. What! Don’t you mean the man behind the Iron Mask? Just think about it for a second. I get it. He wanted to build a wall. Remember the Iron Curtain? What would you do when you want your hair to stay in place?   I go get my Doo-Rag.  There you go, Iron Rag. This Brother needs to wrap his head in Iron to keep his poison thoughts from seeping and creeping into the minds of We The People. This next person is on a Lou-Lou.  Maybe he watches too much Hulu.  Is that an owl with a hat sitting over there on a branch. Those are Bushes who got left on the ranch. No! This brother believed he was a famous character back in 1960 chilling with his friend Zeus. The Greek God Zeus. No! Dr. Zeus. You sound like Newt. This brother needs to lay off the Spam. What do you think about this, Pam? Hey! I don’t eat green eggs and ham. Has anyone talk to Sam. He’s bent on government shutdowns. D**n!  Have you ever talk to a person and your mouth started to get dry?  Why did I ever stop to say, Hi? Did you feel really thirsty?  The conversation went nowhere and this brother wasn’t worthy. He grabs my bottle of water and he took a drink. Ohooo! Pissed me off. Did he not think?  How can you trust this brother when he doesn’t pay his own bills.  He calls in for work and uses the EXCUSE he’s ill. How can you trust a brother who will never be able to negotiate our nation a deal? They all failed the course. For Real! For Real!

Tough course! Bring your heart, soul, and brain You’re right. I had to take this course more than twice. On the For Real Side, I probably will be enrolled in this course for the rest of my life. Biden_Ology!   The science of a man packing the Truth and Facts. Biden_ology! It is the science of a real human being with a tremendous amount of compassion.  This course demonstrated how the older man delivered a political spanking.  The younger opponent got spanked.   Hey, that statement sounds weird but I was just reflecting back on the 2012 debate.  My mind has fast forwarding to 2015 debates and the movie Friday.  The Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (censored version) You got knocked the F**k out.  Did Biden react like an old man?  Guess who will be on the cover of Eternal Magazine? We know it won’t be Jeb Bush.  Biden_ology tossed AGE right out the window in 2012.  Biden delivered right hooks, left hooks, uppercuts and constant jabs to the REAL old man who holds the gavel on a shrimp platter. This brother got doused with Joe’s secret sauce.  How ironic!  The Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, will be reminded every time his gavel swings Biden_ology will take him down. Biden laughed his way through the debate barely making any frowns.  Biden_Ology made Ryan look like the Actress who played Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) real-life father’s puppet clown.   Science is a Branch of knowledge. Wait a minute!  We are talking about Biden_Ology.  We are talking about the whole Tree.  Look at all those contenders who don’t have a leaf to stand on and will not be included in the forest. Why? They don’t believe in science because they are climate deniers and liars. Let it be told by the opposite end of the spectrum this course was too brutal with too many interruptions.

Biden answers were to the point, not exaggerated, and very witty.  Bro can hang with Jay-Z, Maroon 5, and P Diddy.  Yes, 2016 election is going to Hurt Like A Mother F**ker. Maroon 5 sings it better than none other.  So be it if the title of Maroon 5 song comes out of Biden mouths used in a different context, Ye better know it! Biden will say what he means and means what he says. Gaffe! Get out your deck of cards and deal. Time to call a SPADE a SPADE.  Here comes the aromatic flavor of Unintentional Behavior. Look at all the crap the new Hammer of the House has said Intentionally. Look how the man behind the science handle the response of the so-called Gaffes. Play the 2012 debate tape again. Biden was cool, calm, collected and caring.  A true science that gives a D**n.  Biden_ology offers the following:

1.) The Fact of the matter ( Truth/credibility)

2.) Being on the same page

3.) So much laughter

4.) show me and stop talking

5.) direct eye contact

6.) simple answers

7.) concrete answers

8.) bottom line

9.) Specifics

10) a real Plan

11.) a rhythmic finger carried no threat to Martha, even the first tapping on the desk made you realize it was all about understanding the message. (Don’t give me that “Malarky”) It takes a really skilled person to wave a finger in someone’s face and not appear to be threatening, unlike Jan Brewer the former governor of Arizona.

12) “Bling Bling”  I like your Smile song by Shanice.  Superficial smile upheld by Vaseline isn’t allowed.

Go ahead and register for the course of Biden_ology. Your body will absorb straight up GOODNESS and soooo much FLAVOR.   Biden_ology is a rich blend of black tea but we will not extract from Biden’s vanilla.  Taking this course will help relieve your stress.  Just think what would happen if you encounter Biden at least 3 Times a day or 3 times a week.  The path you have chosen will lower your risk of a heart attack or stroke.  Have you thought about what will happen if you encounter the contenders of 2016 at least once a day? Stroke and heart attack are imminent. How did the ambulance get here so quickly?  The ambulance was just around the corner of the stroke and heart attack. See what happens when holding a conversation with a bunch of Knuckle-Heads.   Your energy got drained.  Well, it’s not too late to enroll in Biden_ology an increase your energy level. Don’t be afraid to gain the happiness factor. You won’t regret taking this course. Biden_ology offers the same health benefits as Black Tea. Sip! Sip!  Drink up.  As far as the warning labels I don’t think surgeon general Vivek Murthy will contest the man behind the science. I’m cool with that.  It would be awesome for the surgeon general to contest the contender’s Bs.  Why not? Who held up the confirmation of Vivek Murphy?  Exactly!  The science of Biden_ology jumps starts the mind and points out the “Malarky”.

A real combination of sweet cinnamon to help control weight, lower blood sugar, and help neutralize odors.  Do you feel the urge to eat yourself into a coma while talking to people who nauseate you?  The man behind the science will help you control your appetite, stay focus, and remain alert.   Your blood sugar will stabilize.  The dizziness and nausea will go away. The stench will be removed from the room. Everyone seems to agree Biden is a MIGHTY GOOD MAN.  So does Salt and Pepper who sings this song.   Black pepper generates hydrochloric acid to help reduce the heartburn and indigestion.  I will get my amounts of money worth in taking this course and pour in the honey.   If I could only nail down the ability to establish friendships and develop long-lasting relationships it would make me so happy. People would realize I’m not rude at all. Biden_ology is just the course I need.  Biden is quite recognizable except to the ladies in Trump’s beauty pageant.  These women couldn’t tell the moderator who is the Vice-President of the United States. Look at this book. It has a lot of factual information and no fluff. Readers Digest was the condensed version and had more substance in its cup.  The last book I read was so big I felt as though I would throw up. Peppermint, Spearmint, and Chamomile Tea will help relieve this symptom.

Ginger is in the mix.  It will help with nausea and your loss of appetite. Ginger helps with the digestive problem.  Throw out the tummy tums and relax. Don’t worry about acid reflux. You’re safe.  This is the science behind the man who knows how to roll and treat people gingerly.   Add a star of anise. Don’t use the Japanese version of a star of anise.  You might get poison. Use the Chinese version.  Trump would like the China version. Get rid of inflammation and the yeast in your system.   Everyone has probably encountered a fungus in their life. Did you get poison?  Perhaps the wrong brand was used.  You’re rolling with the wrong crew. We know who is the STAR of anise.

Go ahead! Take the course and learn how to deal with the beast. Here come the smile and the laughter.  “Malarky” Thereafter!   BIDEN  shut down the debate.  We can’t leave out the clove. There are no bruises, headaches, and your blood is circulating first-rate. Biden_ology is classy and full of robust flavor. The science behind the man is classic Chai Latte you will never forget to savor. Take the course and learn about behaviors.  Not a branch of knowledge but the whole tree. The science behind the man who struggled and survived many adversities. Save a seat for me in your LIFE LESSONS UNIVERSITY. Biden_ology!

Dedicated to the Vice President Of The United States

JOE BIDEN

The Humpty Trump Dance__Do Me Baby

Time to talk SMACK. A laser light parade behind The Donald. Whew!  I can’t believe he used a battleship as a backdrop to do his speech and never served in the military. This is something that I truly think you would enjoy. Who would enjoy? She knows who I’m talking to. Can you tell me?  Keep reading the story.  You will find out. You haven’t got started yet. If you let me finish and stop flapping your liver lips I can go with the flow of getting my point across.  My liver lips? What do you mean by that? The liver is a large filtration organ in the belly. It is the yum-yum eat em up of the digestive tract. So if you don’t eat healthy the liver can’t take what you’ve eaten and make it useful for your body. The liver neutralizes harmful substances that enter the bloodstream Your point is.  Baby girl you and Donald Trump have no filter. There is no need to bring a plumber. As for as my processing goes I think this is a great feature that you possess.  Good news, it’s not INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.  As far as The Donald he is not fake. Cool your jets and don’t hate.  Many people find it hard to live with the pretty poison you spit from those soup coolers backed up by your Hoover Vacuum Cleaner when both you and the TRUMPSTER open your mouth.  Yeah, Baby Girl you do not clown around.  The  Donald will roast the town.  It is your property.  The real-estate value has a tendency to go down when you both approach people on their turf. Don’t get all huffy. You are not a scripted person. Entertainers Indeed! Neither one of you is prim or proper. Not even stuffy.  The Donald is not scripted. He has his stash of cash. The Donald is not buying nor will he be manipulated.  When I stand before you and talk I know you will deliver.  TRUTH by NO FAULT. What do we call it? Coming At You From The Flip Side Of The Chart it would be called social blunders, gaffes, down-right rudeness, a slip of the lip, or a boo-boo.  From the opposite end of the spectrum, we call it acting a fool and being ignorant.  When it becomes unbearable one can become downright indignant. The Donald is ferocious, notorious and braggadocious.  He is wrapped up in his image and this Brother is on fire.  Trump message is really scary and his mind is walking the tightwire.  I call it pure vanity. The Donald loves himself.  Trump raised the bar on insanity? Nothing fake. No dress rehearsal. Bare A** to all humanity.  Now can we use profanity?  Only if it slips.

Time to hook Donald Trump Up with the remix. It was back in 1989 when Digital Underground was unscripted and doing themselves. In order to get on board, Digital Underground didn’t care if you rode their train or not. It was all about DO ME, BABY.  Yes, Digital Underground has resurfaced and THE DONALD has been reincarnated with his trademark “the HAIR” instead of  “the NOSE.” Digital Underground was representing their SEXY. Twenty-six years later The Humpty Trump is here to VEX THEE. Dropping bombs and rolling up on stage coming off in a blaze. The GOP, The Koch Brothers, The Media are up in arms and truly amazed. Trump has Stomp The Yard. Rocking the 2016 contenders and catching them all off guard.  Hop on over to YOUTUBE and check out the video by Digital Underground. Yes, this is perfect for The Donald. Every time The Donald steps upon the stage he reminds me of David Chappelle famous quote, “I’m rich B****.  Why should The Donald bow down? Yes, just imagine a foreign dignitary not recognizing The Humpty Trump for his achievements in foreign policy if he wins the nomination for the presidency. I can see why the President would be worried.  By the way, does Trump have any knowledge of foreign policy?  Trump would go into Rick James mode, “I’m Rick James B****.  Not recognizing the Recognizable is quite an insult for those who feel they have paid their dues. Who is Rick James? Donald Trump’s ego unscripted.  Why is The Humpty Trump polling high? The Donald is coming off as himself and he is DOING HIMSELF. Meanwhile, the GOP has undertaken the next video by Digital Underground featuring 2Pac, The Same Song. Visit Linda Garrett’s Google+ and check out the video.  You can’t go wrong.

 

I’m Braggadocio.

I fan the flames of arrogance and dance to the beat of boastful.

My sidekick can be identified as Pinocchio.

Kicking A** in the polls while the GOP is going postal.

Me, myself, and I are the new trio.

I’m Big Buff Billionaire taking my Humpty Trump Dance coastal.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do the Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump

Do Me, Baby! Are you ready for embarrassment?  Are you ready for The Donald stump?

 

Being myself with no regrets.

Calling out the constituents who lack my flare.

They never figure to place their bets.

On THE DONALD pressing the really weird hair.

What I say is no big threat.

Don’t you know I am the Republicans worst nightmare?

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Whoa! Back it up. I did not call Carly Fiorina an old frump.

 

Rolling in my limo or when I take a stroll.

The question never ceases to arise.

Did you have any idea women would take to the polls?

If it was left up to Megyn Kelly it would be my demise.

Wait a minute ladies, The Humpty Trump has a soul.

Just to let you know “WHATEVER,” Hell even I’m surprised.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby!  Ah Yeah! Take it to the next level and Let’s Get Crumped.

 

You think I’m treacherous, tumultuous, downright dangerous.

Sounds like Jed Bush,  Lindsey Graham, and John McCain to me.

Take me Seriously. I’ve been generous. Fox pissed me off and I was furious.

Trump gave out cell numbers. Invited associates to his wedding. Just ask Hillary.

So we all get a little crazy. At least I’m not shady. My trademark is Trump-style fabulous.

Humpty Trump sounded the alarm and meant no harm to avoid the control freak conspiracy.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Recognize!  Don’t criticize or apologize.  The Donald is no one’s chump.

 

Fourteen candidates plus Trump will participate in tonight GOP debate.

Will The Donald instigate, intimidate, and infuriate?

Not one contender has been able to duplicate The Humpty Trump entertainer gone buck wild.

Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson don’t forget what The Donald will demonstrate.

I hope you Brothers have certified birth certificates.  If not get ready to be defiled.

Chris Christie doesn’t exaggerate. Scott Walker will get annihilated. John Kasich go tell Mike Huckabee The Donald will not cooperate.

Humpty Trump is ready to terminate. You are not sitting at the White Pearly Gates. He is Wrecks-N-Effect. It’s The Donald’s infamous style.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Stick with me ladies. Tell the Koch Brothers to get ready to take their lumps.

 

The Donald is narcissistic. Undeniably infatuated with his ideology and he is sick with it.

Reaching out to every person that will believe his rhetoric.

While everyone knows The Humpty Trump is talking pure Bull Sh**.

The networks treated The Donald like he is__A real D***.

Has it stopped The Humpty Trump? He is a die-hard who won’t quit.

He is delirious. Get serious.  The Donald is the true meaning of prick.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Outrageous, contagious! Don’t worry this brother will fall into a slump.

 

How About That!

That’s not right! You are so wrong. Are we there yet? Let’s Roll! What do you Think? Can you believe that? Shut Up! I’m cool with that. Check this out. DUDE! It is MIGHTY MANTRA TIME. Why are you staring at me? It’s okay for you to repeat yourself and be ever so cool. When I start repeating myself it becomes a problem. What! I see how you are.  So if you are on the opposite end of the spectrum, mainstream, or the normal who really ain’t normal at all, your words become buzzwords and catchy phrases. Don’t give me that SH…. about a slogan. Slogan This! Now there’s a catchy phrase. 🙂 I could have added an extra word after Slogan This but I promise to stay on track, focus, hold my concentration, or even meditate to keep from going off the deep end. How About That!

Why in the world if you are on FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART your buzzword turns into a big psychiatric disorder?  You find yourself on the DSM5 as a characteristic that needs to be medicated.  Shut Up!  People diagnosed with NLD repeat themselves and they have a CHANT or MANTRA.  So you think our words are meaningless. By now you know words can cause a WAR. Not understanding the person whose mouth it comes from makes another person feel the words have gone too far.  The OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM is chewing on their tongue. They think anybody that is not on their friend’s list and not trending today is permanently locked away in the film, One Who Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Jack did escape.  So did Anjelica Huston out of a Rocky Horror Picture Show love affair.  Did you receive your oscar?  The FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART brought the curtain down with taking home a slew of academy awards.

Who said people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME do not possess creativity?  It just takes TIME like a bottle of wine to savor the flavor with extra labor. Creativity will arrive on the scene. Development may take a little longer but can you see what TIME brings.  Repeat yourself too much and you will end up under the UMBRELLA. Sad to say you and your speech will be viewed as not stronger.  RHIANA’s song did have that ECHO of UM-BREL-LA LA LA LA.  For some people, Rhianna’s song may have been meaningless.  Start repeating yourself and you are viewed as DELAYED.  Strange how one person can be a sultry singer.  The other person will fall on the AUTISM SPECTRUM with echolalia and judge as low-grade.

Politicians use SOUND BITES to manipulate and give misleading information, to sum up, the real meaning of the conversation. Politicians shadow box all the TIME. Those SOUND BITES are repeated over and over again.  A person who is ECHOLALIA sounds like repeated SOUND BITES. The validity of their speech is misrepresented because they are parroting another person speech who may be very misleading and manipulative. Oh, GOD! SCRIPTED is even worse. Before you say anything look at the verse. The rehearsed verse makes ones terse. It sort of like plagiarism in vocal reverse. That would surely make me curse. How About That!

Look across the field at all the different shirts made up of slogans out of hurt and pain. Continue to march and work on your PEACE because there is so much to be gained.   The unrest of gun violence ran rapidly throughout our nation. Police turning their backs on Mayor Bill de Blasio attempted to taint the movement of  “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” and the “I Can’t Breath” conversation. Stay on your path and give recognition to your manta/chant/slogan/buzzword indeed.  Indoctrination of police protection has to be weeded and re-seeded. Plow out the old and sow in the new.   Trust between the police, the people and their communities will take the removal of police brutality, removal of blood from all hands and removal of gunpowder residue.  From the Opposite End Of The Spectrum to the Flip Side Of The Chart it is Time to put our heads together and let’s get smart.   We must all do our fair share.  Let’s not react to negative situations on race, gun violence, and address mental illness to educate our nation to show we care. Start the Conversation. How About That!

I am cool with the mantra. It means on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART we are being repetitive and mimicking the words and behaviors of people who we think have legitimate speech that might be meaningful and it won’t get our A… in trouble. Guess what!  We discovered the words and behavior of the so-called politically correct aren’t correct at all and is worthless as hell.  Such doubled standards!  The not so opportunity has struck and we are knee-deep in trouble. The OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM have high-profile jobs and get the opportunity to spit out their venomous mantras every day.  While the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART is labeled with pervasive developmental delays, locked up and the keys are thrown away. How About That!

We all seek help so our words may be repetitive. It is neither black or white or trying to be competitive. Standing at the crossroad where there is a great division. Our nation must find a way to prevent the Precision On Collision.  Turning one’s back fuels the flames of  NO MERCY. Showing disrespect lies in the lap of police controversy.  The echoes are the cries of the ones we mourn and wipe tears from our eyes.  The police disrespect demonstrates the frustration, anger, and the possibility of a decision someone else might die.  Repeat the mantra. It doesn’t matter what side of the universe you represent. Who cares if you are called crazy as long as we can diminish the murders and show the progress of less violence by a huge dent.  We have witnessed every race coming together to repeat the words and action for PEACE. Stop the violence and the murdering it is TIME for all to cease. How About That!

Dedicated to Bill de Blasio: Facing Forward! Moving Forward!

About__About

Matt Mullenweg, Mr. Social Media himself of WordPress wants to keep it simple.  Just write. I’m cool with that. We found out along the way everyone can’t write.  On the Flip Side of the Chart people who were diagnosed with neurological neurobehavioral disorders became frustrated with writing,  struggled with making DECISIONS, and organizing their thoughts.  Don’t be afraid of that big word neurological neurobehavioral. We are talking about the brain in connection with the nervous system.  Information is processed differently once the nervous system has been affected?  The brain has to rewire the information. Extra Time has to be given for the person to arrive at an answer.   Are you in a hurry?   The Decision may not be well thought out. There is no race to the finish line on how a person arrives at the answer. The  Flip Side of the Chart understands and knows it takes a lot of patients.  Timing is a problem but the good news is just as long as a person get on board. Bottom line the Decision can be a good Decision no matter how long it takes.  I am not out here trying to scare the parents away from all those big D… fancy words. I will leave the jargon BS speech to the inner workings of the high-profile professional of neuropsychology, psychology, sociology and Spanky and His Gang. The main thang is to break the language down so folks won’t get intimidated and will seek out help. DANG! Stop talking over people’s heads, relax and grab a chicken wing.  So I can get down with my slang. 🙂

About is About the grand update. I thought it would be so cool to compare and contrast the behaviors of people who could lie their A.. off, offer no plan, not look for solutions, and could screw the math up by not doing their homework.  Whew! When it came down to making a DECISION Hall and Oates delivered the words in their song I Can’t Go For That, (No Can Do). Smokey Robinson straight out said My Momma Told Me You Better Shop Around. So in the process of shopping around you won’t believe who I stumbled upon to fit the bill. Those high-ranking officials in the political arena had it down to a science. Although they denied Bill Nye the science guy I knew this group would be perfect for all their lies.  Give credit where credit is due. Who wears the shoe? You mean to tell me these folks know the rules, refuse to play by the rules and they are not about to change the old set of rules into new rules. If you don’t want to lose think about what you choose so you can be the next one in line to rule. Hey! I Can Do The NAENAE! What About your Decision? This is not about being a Democrat or a Republican. Did the shoe fit?  Just don’t want to stereotype anyone.

The key that unlocks the doors on the Flip Side of the Chart is explaining the rules that are hidden to a person who cannot decipher Marvin Gaye’s, What’s Going On. The body never stops talking. There is more truth in a person body language than the words which comes out of their mouth. What happens if you can’t read the person body. Well, you miss a lot of information. A new route can be taken. It is called warding off frustration by not giving the same ho-hum traditional education. When the frustration gets to its peak give the person a chance.  Hell, look how many chances were given to the opposite end of the spectrum who voted against their own D…interest.   Talk about alignment. Take a look at the people who aligned themselves with the people who voted against their interest. What happen? They were contained inside a hull.  Voting to put the INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS back on the map to protect a mighty white cause faded into the sunset along with their messed up skulls.

You read it. So this is what you think ABOUT is ABOUT.  No! You miss something. A whole lot of something was totally overlooked. Did you actually think I came here to pin this on my Canadians friends? Now that would be stereotyping the Canadians.  Of course, we saw this behavior play itself out with the Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. Whew! Yes, indeed he was quite vocal and raked in some social blunders. So what if he ran into an overhead camera. It might have been hard for him to judge distance.   Rob Ford mowed a few people down trying to make contact with the person he was so desperately trying to communicate his point too. Sure Rob made some poor choices but he DECIDED to seek help and receive treatment. Was he criticized? Sure!  Why? Get out your Gain detergent because it gives the world an opportunity to take a peek at your dirty laundry. What can be gained? Can he make any promises as he struggles with his addictions?    Rob needs to stay focus on his recovery. Oh yeah! Go ahead and JUDGE a man who made mistake but still wanted to get it right for the people even if he couldn’t get it right for himself. There are quite a few people who have made strong attempts at managing everything and everybody. In the end only to realize what they need is to listen to Miki Howard sing Love Under New Management. Heads Up Detroit!  If you’re not in touch with yourself you will not be on the brink of managing or loving anyone else.

Next, we have Ted Cruz, Senator from Texas who denounced himself and his citizenship from Canada. This Brother really did the Canadians a huge favor.  Cruz moment of Minnie Riperton’s, Back Down Memory Lane took a Wrong Turn which Ted play a twisted SAW version Of Dr. Zeus and CUT himself from the conservative party. Yes, Cruz was the star in both movies going out in a blaze singing I Can’t Get No Satisfaction. Cruz did try. Time for this stone to be rolled on. Mick Jagger knows About being stoned.   Earth, Wind, and Fire advice to Ted Cruz,  is “You Need Devotion.” Bless it are our children.  Believe me,  Cruz and his Gang’s fantasy got the best of Pelosi, you and me.  Christopher Cross will hand this party papers to go Sailing if emergency funding is denied for the Refugees.  It was not too far from Never Never Land when Cruz DECIDED to waste the people’s tax dollars on Green Eggs and Ham.  What The Hah Hell! Ted Cruz waisted 25 billion dollars on the government shutdown. D… the President is only asking for 3.7 billion dollars to help these children out. We could have had three more aircraft carriers and a partridge in a pear tree.  Look at all the money that could have been available for all of the refugees.  Another white string of hair would not need to attach itself to the President’s head. As the doc said the President’s quality of life could be much longer than a person who stresses, not eat the proper food and does not exercise properly. We know who does. Long life to the Brother who turns this Mother Out. Sooo who has the Funk? We got the Funk. Give Up The Funk. The people and the nation along with George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic have the Funk. NA NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!  OW! I don’t want to confuse anyone. George Clinton is not Bill Clinton’s brother unless it’s from another mother. Where did we hear that from?

The Flip Side of the Chart has difficulty with math. Only because the math becomes quite abstract as the levels advances such as algebra, geometry, calculus, and trigonometry. It is the same with the English languages which become abstract also.  If only a person could say what they mean and mean what they say. The tone of their voice throws off the meaning and it gets really tricky to figure out if a person is serious or joking. Come on and Ease On Down The Road with me and Stephanie Mills. Another Canadian Brother got expelled for his behavior and Stephanie jumped in with her rendition of Home. Was it growing pains? Only Justin Bieber knows. The real deal is not to blame or stereotype any person or region just because certain behaviors may frequent the area. Just to let you know Canada is not NLD country.  If this was the case New Jersey and all of the East Coast would be next in line to wear the tags of NLD.

What is NLD? I know let’s ask my son. I hate repetition. Are they reading the blog? Who wants to know? How many TIMES must we go over this? I got it. Why haven’t they got it? What do I always tell you? It is a big difference from living it than trying to read and learn about it. Well, tell the people to go fishing and look for it on the blog.  Charming young man but of course reading the response you probably thought, How rude dude. You heard it here first and that was not Chris Christie brother. The governor of New Jersey did too much planning.  This governor planned to have all charges dropped against himself. Planning and organizing is a big problem for many people and the bucks do not stop there. Trot on over to the Flip Side of the Chart and wait for the plan. Did you get a plan? How well was it organized? Okay, we will send you to the school of  Organization and Planning, founder, CEO, and President Barack Obama. Just think, we had people laughing at this priceless skill. That was crazy! Do see what happens when you do not have a plan, unorganized, and you align yourself with the wrong people. Need I say MO! 🙂

You can take every characteristic of NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disability) and line them up with the opposite end of the spectrum.  It boils down to:

1.) Intentional(understanding right and wrong, breaking the rules on purpose)  vs UnIntentional behavior( not a clue about the rules, teach the rules, point out what is right and wrong)

2.) Choosing to fail vs being set up for failure (not a choice[the people failed to understand the individual]

3.) habilitation (starting from scratch[has not been taught and needs to learn] vs rehabilitation (taught, learned and got damage and now one must relearn the process.

4.) making a DECISION vs struggling with one’s DECISION-MAKING PROCESS (the brain and how the central nervous affects our decisions)

5.) delaying oneself  vs being born with mix developmental delays( physical[poor motor control fine and gross motor skills], cognitive development [intellect which is  superior/average/below], communication development [speech and language], social-emotional skills[social skills and emotional control]

6.) coordinating your life vs having a coordination disorder which keeps you off-balance

7.) the ability to show emotions vs not understanding one’s emotions

8.) developing friends vs being isolated and de-friended

9.) adaptive development (independent life skills) vs dependent (not being able to adjust to caring for oneself, planning, organizing being competent or responsible

10.) visual-spatial (the big picture, no steps, details are bothersome, directional concepts to organize visual space[where is my body in relation to the object  ) vs putting the pieces of the puzzle together, details, and a step by step procedure, where the hell is my body in regards to where the hell is the object,  what one observes and reports can be totally off the mark

11.) visual perception (what the lens of the eye takes in from past and present experience, incorporating all of the senses gathering information from our environment vs I am not Christopher Columbus and I do not explore my world. I tell you what, why don’t you go and come back and tell me about it. How dangerous is this?  Don’t forget Just Last Wink and a Blink Ago__Eye Guide. If something is wrong with your vision it will change how the brain processes the information.

NLD is wrapped around the tree of social, motoric, and visual-spatial.  Who was HATEFUL and RACIAL?  One D… thing About people who are diagnosed with NLD they are not Emotionally Disturbed.

To my Canadian readers and the rest of the world, About__About gives you the opportunity to look at the behaviors of the people who know the rules, failed to choose, and every time will lose.  WHY?  Coming at you from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART

 

NLD Rapper’s Delight__Nitty Gritty Mitty

All across the NATION,

We are faced with DISCRIMINATION.

Plagued by SUPER PAC CREATION.

Are we back to SEGREGATION?

The People are really CURIOUS.

Has it made you sort of FURIOUS?

MITT ROMNEY can’t be SERIOUS.

This sucker is DELIRIOUS.

Who is this NITTY GRITTY MITTY?

He lied on the NAACP COMMITTEE.

Staging RACE BAITING wasn’t WITTY.

This is really STRAIGHT UP SH..TY.

Nawl he didn’t dis the PRESIDENT.

MITTY is way out of his ELEMENT.

His LIES will constantly CIRCUMVENT.

What he said is IRRELEVANT.

Wiggly Jiggly Wack!

This “DO NOTHING CONGRESS” JACKED up on CRACK?

The REPUBLICANS can’t state the FACTS.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, the PEOPLE got your BACK.

MITTY stepped up to the PODIUM.

Selling a bag of BS SODIUM.

No RESPECT, NO TRUTH, not one iota or MODICUM

A 59 Point Plan extracted from PETROLEUM.

We know this ain’t a PLAN.

This Sh.. will never STAND.

It’s designed just like the MAN.

MITT is his own true FAN.

It is a shame and a PITY.

Where is MITTY’S dog or KITTY

He wasn’t fit to run his CITY.

He is the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

The PRESIDENT should not APOLOGIZE.

MITTY needs to go get CIRCUMCISED.

This Brother needs to RECOGNIZE.

We are sick and tired of all the LIES.

Did you see MITT ROMNEY’S INTERVIEW?

ROMNEY didn’t know “WHAT THE HAH HELL” to DO

KOCH BROTHERS I think you just got SCREWED.

BAIN CAPITAL–DONE, You know it’s TRUE.

MITTY just UPPED the ANTE.

Get from behind your wife’s PANTIES.

The 411 on his TAXES are SCANTY

RED FLAG–This is UNCANNY.

Contact YOUNG JEEZY and P. DIDDY.

NLD RAPPER’S DELIGHT is FITTY.

Who is the CONTENDER that needs to QUITTY?

It’s the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

This poem gives practice to NLDER’S who have difficulty rhyming and making sense of the content of the material in the poem.

Dedicated to First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA who likes to jump rope and can have some fun.

To the CROONER in the family, this is for you to just sit back on AIR FORCE ONE and laugh your A… off. I’M JUST SAYING. Okay, the BUS! Is MITT CAMPAIGNING on his JET SKI?

Truth Be Told__NLD Eye Opener

I’m loving every minute of it. I went in search of the TRUTH about NLD SYNDROME and look-a-here! Look-a-here! You think I’m mad. I’m excited because this long journey put the TRUTH OUT THERE. There are TIMES in our lives when we go searching for the TRUTH and we don’t like what we find.

Some people love being LIED to. The TRUTH brings QUALITY to one’s LIFE if you are willing to accept the TRUTH. SO BRING IT! People who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME struggle with LIFE SKILLS and SOCIAL SKILLS. It is hard for them to read between the lines.

Why do you feel the need to hide? Why should you have to read between the lines? If you have to read between the lines all the TIME get ready to find LIES under the carpet. If someone tells you they were being DISCREET you only had half the information they provided.

How CAREFUL was MR. KIT GLOVES? Was the individual so GUARDED they forgot to tell you the TRUTH? I’m sorry you may just be stuck with half the TRUTH or NO TRUTH at all.

TRUTH BE TOLD if you POINT IT OUT, EXPLAIN IT, and GIVE people with NLD SYNDROME or anyone else for what it matters THE FACTS they would not take you down to ground zero. NLDERS appear rude because what they say is RAW, unexpected, and bears the TRUTH through no fault of their own.

NLDERS are born with an UNINTENTIONAL NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER. So be ready to get your face cracked, feelings crushed, and totally butt lashed and thrashed. NLDERS have no filter. NLDERS have plenty of questions. I hope you have an answer. Thank you, GOD, for the COMPUTER.

This is how they learn. Their program is heard it, say it, speak it, and they say it out loud. NLDERS need lots of information because they are not hanging out with CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

So if you are standing close by you will get an earful of what they really think about you. Whereas the mainstream or the so-called normal folks process internally and would love to tell you what NLDERS process outside of their brain-box.

There is just too much TRUTH going on with NLDERS and too much attention to detail. NLDERS do not paraphrase to soften the blow. If you are a LIAR you should be called out as a LIAR. People want you to paraphrase the statement to keep from hurting a person feeling.

People don’t like their authority being challenged nor do they like being questioned. People just don’t have the TIME to explain or try to give an answer for something or to someone they may not have an answer to. People get pissed off if they think you are analyzing them.

Absolutely, the TRUTH is hard-core. Well, you shouldn’t LIE. MITT ROMNEY, the WORLD’S BIGGEST LIAR can run for PRESIDENT. Yes, and MITT ROMNEY is a HABITUAL BALD FACE LIAR (translation; being emotionless, showing no remorse, and constantly giving false statements).

Did you like MITT ROMNEY’S laugh? Did you like his selective memory? MITT ROMNEY stated,”CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE.” EXCUSE ME! The other word for LIAR in the CORPORATE WORLD IS LOOPHOLE.

CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE but created under the laws of STATE WEASELS. CORPORATIONS, separate legal entity, receives special privileges and liabilities distinct from their members.

CORPORATIONS find a slit, crack, or gap to evade an issue, not choose a position, are vague, and avoid the laws in order to retain or reap the benefits of the profit. CORPORATIONS want their cake, ice cream, and the whole party. Sounds like MITT ROMNEY tax evasion

Did we discover MITT ROMNEY is NOT A PERSON but a CORPORATION? I think MITT ROMNEY was trying to tell us he was not a person before the BULLYING incident was revealed. Hey! He tried to tell us.

I pack my bags and went up the street to CONGRESS BLVD. I was looking at all those so-called INTELLIGENT PEOPLE with massive RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. On CONGRESS BLVD. everyone on this street was processing their thoughts out loud.

The different on CONGRESS BLVD from NLD AVENUE is on CONGRESS BLVD they didn’t care what they said, who they said it to, and how they said it. The people on CONGRESS BLVD. made it perfectly clear to me and the WORLD they could LIE their A.. off because they had MONEY. WOW!

CONGRESS BLVD behavior was INTENTIONAL and of course, people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME cannot help what they are born with and have no control over what they say. People on CONGRESS BLVD are EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED.

Try to tell someone who SARAH PALIN ain’t COO COO for COCOA PUFFS. NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM, RICK PERRY, MICHELE BACHMAN, and HERMAN CAIN are ROCKIN the DIAGNOSTIC STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDER(DSM4).

Since they have left the DEBATE stage the world is waiting for the result and classification of their diagnosis.

TRUTH BE TOLD, money just delays consequences for those who are the 1%. RUPERT MURDOCH is finding that out because right about NOW the British do not think RUPERT MURDOCH is fit to run another company. MITT ROMNEY, TRUTH BE TOLD, cannot tell the TRUTH and has selective memory.

Okay, you say 50 years is a long TIME to rehash what ROMNEY did. He never got discipline, out of school suspension, and he continued on with his behaviors. He was unable to change due to lack of guidance. He enjoyed what he did because he wasn’t worried about the consequences.

Is it okay for our children to pay the highest consequences because of lack of money? Will their school-record ever be expunged? Is it fair to be rewarded even after 50 years? The hurt and pain MITT ROMNEY caused people is not a laughable matter.

We are in the age of YOUTUBE MOMENTS and CAUGHT ON TAPE. MEDIA truly MATTERS and MITT ROMNEY behavior has manifested itself before the Whole WORLD’S EYES. Do our SOCIETY REWARD a certain CLASS of PEOPLE’S BEHAVIOR because of MONEY? Do OUR SOCIETY REWARD WEAKNESS over STRENGTH?

DO OUR SOCIETY REWARD IGNORANCE over INTELLIGENCE? DO OUR SOCIETY HONOR a LIAR over a PRESIDENT WHO HAS KEPT HIS PROMISE, HAS to ACKNOWLEDGE HIS MISTAKES, CONNECTED TO THE PEOPLE, and told the TRUTH?

DO OUR SOCIETY REWARD A MAN WHO HAS PLACE THE BLAME on OTHERS and NEVER HAS TAKEN RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OWN ACTIONS? DOES OUR SOCIETY REWARD HATRED and RACISM? He had money and was above the rim.

MITT ROMNEY got busted and he showed no sincerity. There is a pattern here people! He threw RICHARD GRENELL under the bus. MITT ROMNEY is a WEAK OPPONENT who cannot address his own RELIGION.

So I assume he has NO FAITH in himself, his RELIGION, nor will he have FAITH in the PEOPLE and the NATION. He will sell OUR NATION out to the HIGHEST BIDDER.

However, he felt about the LGBT community he could have shown RICHARD GRENELL how valuable he was to his team. Only money is valuable, looking down on others, and displaying to the world he is just not for the PEOPLE nor the NATION.

I wonder if MITT ROMNEY thinks it is funny what he has done to GST STEEL? I tweeted this morning after watching the VIDEO that MITT ROMNEY was NOT a JOB CREATOR but a LIFE DEVASTATOR. MITT ROMNEY created a WAR ZONE.

HE crushed, killed and destroyed the HEARTS, LIVES, and SOULS of MANY. This is a BULLY. If you don’t take into account of what MITT ROMNEY did over 50 years ago, please take into account of his DESTRUCTION of people’s LIVES TODAY.

To the MEDIA: You have done an EXCEPTIONAL JOB and I am very grateful for all the POWERFUL DOCUMENTATION and information that you have brought forth on MITT ROMNEY.

I am very thankful for all of the information you have put out so the people can learn, PAY ATTENTION, remain vigilant, and make the right decision come ELECTION DAY.

THE WORLD needs to see the DANGER MITT ROMNEY poses to the LIVES of the PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

Continue to speak out and don’t let anyone talk down to you. Put their A..in check immediately. To TAMRON HALL you will make any mother proud. Thank you for tearing the rim off of TIM CARNEY’S FRUIT of the WOUNDS. May he continue to patch his A..:)

I want to send a SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. I have always loved your outburst of passion because I know you speak from your HEART ZONE. Over forty years plus I would love to see the person that will call themselves trying to tame your spirit.

In my heart of heart, SPONTANEITY is good. I live on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and understand what happens when a person cannot express his emotions. Hell! Look at MITT ROMNEY and what it has done to him. When he does try to express himself it is a NO GO.

I don’t feel I could ever TRUST a man who does not BELIEVE IN HIMSELF or cannot tell the TRUTH. PROTOCOL! What PROTOCOL? This is HISTORY IN THE MAKING, MOVING FORWARD, and PROGRESSIVENESS.

My spin on this is if O’Reilly, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY, BECK, and the FOX NEWS CREW have NO FACTUAL INFORMATION or DOCUMENTATION and haven’t caused a WAR yet. Why should JOE APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING THE TRUTH? JOE BIDEN needs to remain JOE BIDEN.

To the MEDIA on SAME SEX MARRIAGE, the key WORD is ISOLATION. I would like to know the FOLLOWING: What is the SUICIDE RATE on people who have been ISOLATED over an extended amount of TIME without developing friends and relationship?

How many people in the LGBT community have taken their lives because of the SHAME, GUILT, and FEAR due to ISOLATION of not having the support and rights that other people have?

How many people are INSTITUTIONALIZED due to ISOLATION without having the support of family, friends, and associates? How many people have committed crimes due to ISOLATION of not having a social system put in place for support?

Where does the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION stand on SAME SEX MARRIAGE? What is the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION view on what happens to people who have trouble developing friendship and relationship and forced into ISOLATION? What is the DIAGNOSIS called?

We saw what happen on stage at the DEBATES to the CONTENDERS and the GAME CHANGER. IN comparing and contrasting the RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS to the NEUROLOGICAL UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of NLD SYNDROME, TRUTH BE TOLD NLD is an EYE OPENER.

PEOPLE diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED. Can you say the same about MITT ROMNEY?

DISCLAIMER: GOING FORWARD 2012 THIS MESSAGE HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY SMOKELBG:)

Out Of The Shadow

Pull up a stump and rest your rumps. I’m glad we could all be here today. I just celebrated another year of my life. When I say I’m glad to see you, you better know it, I am. It is truly an honor and a pleasure.

Wow! It is so much positive energy in this room. You are PLAYING the PURPLE today LADIES. Do you know why I like the color PURPLE? One who wears PURPLE is representing ROYALTY and NOBILITY. This is the HUMAN FACTOR and the psychology of PURPLE.

We know the combination of the color PURPLE is RED and BLUE. So we got our REPUBLICANS and DEMOCRATS in the mix to UNIFY the country. We do not always get the opportunity to work with those who are HUMANE.

The REPUBLICANS have failed to come together on the majority of issues and have attempted to turn back the hands of TIME. I tried to be inclusive not leaving out the INDEPENDENT STATE(SWING STATE) which is the color PURPLE.

So with the PURPLE STATE, no candidate has so much POLITICAL POWER to gain the ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE. This is the stomping ground for the battle of the vote. The only way the REPUBLICANS or the DEMOCRATS should be able to win the INDEPENDENT vote is by TRUTH, TRUST, and RESPECT.

None of these characteristics have been displayed among the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Fairness is not part of their script. The REPUBLICANS even decided to CHANGE THE GAME. SUPER PACs, UNINTELLIGENT GAME PLAYERS and just plain old OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE are the REPUBLICANS GAME CHANGE.

The same components of HATRED, RACISM, and SEXISM is the REPUBLICAN’S freaking FRACKING which manipulates the environment, threatens our health, and is explosive to our lives. What a GAME CHANGE!

NINA TURNER, you stepped up the game.The REPUBLICANS probably don’t like your GAME CHANGE. You are far more INTELLIGENT than their GAME CHANGE PLAYER. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW, brought the men over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, and dumped them off in the PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING BIN.

This is what happens when you feel your back is against the wall. NINA TURNER knows this won’t be easy but the women of today can no longer take the unnecessary poking and prodding. The women of 2012 will not be forced into being treated like cattle. I like to share this with you.

In 1988, 24 years ago GLORIA ESTEFAN sang COMING OUT OF THE DARK. GLORIA ESTEFAN, petite power pack singer, video can be found on my FACEBOOK wall under Linda M. Ballard. Even though 24 years have passed, her video is right in sync with THIS very MOMENT and TIME.

Walk through the door when you view her video. WHEW! I’m loving it.

Janet Howell, you stepped up the game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and addressed your anger. Your GAME CHANGE came with the introduction of ERECTILE EXAM and CARDIAC STRESS TEST for Men. How soothing and relaxing when new strategies are introduced to bring about awareness.

Would you like to take it to a new level? Also, request that all men be required to have mammogram screening. Men can be at risk for breast cancer. Men who are at risk range between the ages of 60-70 years.

Contributing factors to breast cancer in men also includes obesity, high estrogen levels, a family history, excessive drinking, and exposure to radiation. TUCKER MELANCON who was appointed by BILL CLINTON in 1994, is a breast cancer survivor.

He served as a Western State Judge in Lafayette Louisiana and finished his studies at Tulane LAW SCHOOL in 1973. ERNEST GREEN a former fullback football player was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.

GREEN had 2 sisters diagnosed with breast cancer. ROBERT RAY RODDY was diagnosed in 2003 with breast cancer. He co-hosted game shows and was the voice of The Price is Right after the death of JOHNNY OLSEN.

RODDY was first diagnosed with colon cancer in 2001. He advocated that all men should have mammogram screening. RODDY felt his cancers could have been prevented if he had taken a COLONOSCOPY. He later passed away on October 27, 2003.

RICHARD ROUNDTREE, an actor, and fashion model was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1973. MR JOHN SHAFT himself has played in many movies from 1970-2011 last playing in the MENTALIST in 2011.

You know what JANET HOWELL, never be angry again because there are so many FAMOUS MEN with PROSTATE CANCER. ROBERT DENIRO, NELSON MANDELA, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, BOB DOLE, JOHN KERRY all were diagnosed with prostate cancer. JOHN KERRY’S father died of prostate cancer.

RUDY GIULIANI was diagnosed with prostate cancer and his father died of prostate cancer in 1981. Can you REPUBLICAN BROTHERS, RUDY GIULIANI and BOB DOLE help a SISTER OUT? I am NOT FOX NEWS. JUST the FACTS JACK!

Now you can request mandatory screening for MAMMOGRAPHY, COLONOSCOPY, PROSTATE, and PSYCHOLOGICAL SCREENING. AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! NINA TURNER knows we need to help SAVE these MEN’S lives. (Cause they SHO AIN’T TRYIN’ TO SAVE OUR LIVES!) OKAY!

KELLY CASSIDY you stepped up your game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW with your game plan to have the men watch the video for persistent erection. They need to look at this video at least 3 TIMES a week. It is a tremendous struggle and it is TIME to push back.

Ladies, we have our hands full. We cannot forget to watch out for the men for eye screening every 2 years. Men need their dental exam every year. It is important that men be tested for osteoporosis between the age of 50-70. We need to make sure the men have a flu shot after 50.

We cannot forget the blood pressure screening every 2 years nor the cholesterol screening every 5 years. AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES need to go in at the age of 45 for colon cancer. You need a stool test done every year. Don’t forget to get the sigmoidoscopy every 5 years.

For the men who are uninformed, this invasive procedure is done with a sigmoidoscope checking the lower bowel(colon) and your rectum. Since the REPUBLICANS made the rules it is TIME to BEND OVER and accept the equal opportunity of the rules. How many of you REPUBLICANS like RAM-BO?

Our President, BARACK OBAMA, stepped up his game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and have fulfilled PROMISES KEPT. You put a plan into action. Teachers will be evaluated. If the teachers are not up to par they will not be teaching our children. Let’s take it a step further.

If our government is not up to par they DO NOT need to run THIS COUNTRY. NICHOLL WALLACE and STEVE SCHMIDT came forward and told the truth proving this point. PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING needs to be done.

ALL government officials and whomever else fall under this category need psychological testing and screening. No more secrets, it is TIME to come OUT OF THE SHADOWS. It will save this country a great deal of TIME, MONEY spent, hurt and pain.

Right now we are in the process of the debates. We know that none of the CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS are capable of running the country. So why are we doing this? Who is keeping their secrets? Let the TRUTH be told.

Those who have been in the shadow have never been considered as being highly intelligent. We have been locked in a box for years and subject to stereotyping.

The greatest fear was letting us out of the box because we would exceed expectations. Once you break the pattern, that opens the door and allows the healing process to take place.

There wouldn’t be as much room for the hatred and the racism. It would be more room for acceptance in diversity. The ones who come OUT OF THE SHADOW will gain TRUST and RESPECT. We have a true leader. He didn’t fit the mold of the stereotypes. It brought about heat and pressure.

His placement in power only brought about more shadowboxing to keep us contained on the wall. If the REPUBLICANS were allowed to have their way, it would beat down our spirits and strip us of our dignity.

Dr. Bell, the first African-American tenured Professor at Harvard said it best,”He wanted to be the first, but he didn’t want to be the last.” Barack Obama is the first African-American president. The Shadow-boxers want him to be the last.

The door is now open, the only way the door can be closed is to use the doorstoppers. We have observed the grandiose delusions of MITT ROMNEY, a toxic oppositional defiant disorder of NEWT GINGRICH, religious fanaticism of RICK SANTORUM and yesteryear RON PAUL.

All of these doorstoppers above are locked into the I NUCLEUS FACTOR. Everything serves their agenda and nothing else matters or exist.

The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS took it to a new level. They displayed to the world their unintelligence, anger, arrogance, conspiracy theories, INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, hatred, and racism. It canceled out the theory of the GREAT WHITE HOPE and Who really ranks SUPREME.

As I sit here and listen to GLORIA ESTEFAN COMING OUT, OF THE DARK, it is crystal clear. The biggest complaint in the AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE is we DO NOT STAND together. We can easily be manipulated and DIVIDED. Here is the opportunity to dismiss the MYTH.

It is TIME to stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB). It is TIME to STAND for what we believe in and STAND for the person who believes in us. To the DEMOCRATS and the CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS, it is TIME for you to come OUT OF THE SHADOW and stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB).

Enough of the roundtable discussions, it is TIME to go to work. ALABAMA and MISSISSIPPI come OUT OF THE SHADOW, take a STAND for the most INTELLIGENT candidate, the one who has a true PURPOSE, and the one with a true sense of REALITY.

A door has been open. The REPUBLICANS and the REPUBLICANS CONTENDERS are OUT OF THE SHADOW. The WORLD has witnessed their BEHAVIORS. What have we learned? What do the REPUBLICANS STAND for? Whose back is up against the wall? Who should we TRUST? Who has earned the PURPLE?

The emphasis lies in changing the hearts and the minds of the PURPLE SWING. This is not a GAME CHANGE. Change has come. We have worn the PURPLE with dignity. We are OUT OF THE SHADOW. It is TIME to COME OUT OF THE DARK.

2012 SuperBowl Flare Up_Look Who’s Rockin’ The List

Scene: It is showtime, SuperBowl Sunday, and the guys are going down to ARTHUR BRYANTS to pick out their favorite football foods. Bobby TOURETTES, Andre ADHD, Jack PDD-NOS, Mark AUTISM, Mitt ASPERGER, and Leroy NLD are on the scene for the festivity.

Leroy NLD is checking out the prices because his girlfriend is not so big on cooking. He wants to show off his surround sound theater system that was built-in his basement by TJ SAVANT & COMPANY.

It is Bobby Tourettes turn to pay for the football bash today. Bobby is steamed under the collar at Mitt ASPERGERS comments. Mitts ASPERGER has difficulty interacting socially.

They are inside the restaurant and waiting in line to order their food. Mitt ASPERGER is looking on the wall. He can’t believe his eyes nor can he believe who has eaten at Arthur Bryants.

He has never had a REAL Community experience nor has he ever eaten in the heart of the city.

Leroy NLD:

When I wrote CHARACTERISTICS OF, this was in no way to bring any disservice to people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. We don’t get the chance to say or act like these PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. Our problem is NEUROLOGICAL with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I wonder what is their real problem?

Our butts would get hauled off to jail, medicated, and strapped down in a psycho ward. We sure as hell wouldn’t be in the Zone on PSYCHO TALK with BIG ED. Look at the gaffes MITT ROMNEY makes.

He has so many soundbites on his INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS you can make a Documentary Mini-Series on the Discovery Channel. When I speak, they are real social blunders. I will repeat my blunders several TIMES in the same way until someone corrects me.

I do not understand that it is a mistake. You must remember a lie can never be told the same way twice. When I open my mouth you will begin to realize something is wrong. Ain’t gonna be no paraphrasing. I don’t do that. There is no such thing as retracting my statement.

My mind processes information differently. I don’t read people and people definitely don’t read me. Ask me or anyone else that has been diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME a question 20 TIMES. Guess what, you are going to get the same answer 20 TIMES.

You’re not going to get an endorsement from me. If your policy stinks you will be the first to know. MITT ROMNEY has to buy votes, buy states, and buy friends. MITT ROMNEY was PASS INTERFERENCE on OBAMACARE.

His plan had a lot of the same ingredients of OBAMACARE. MITT ROMNEY passed on the plan. The first thing PRESIDENT OBAMA did when he was sworn into office was Bridge the gap by developing friends and relationships in Foreign countries to strengthen Foreign policy.

He made 4 vital phone calls. He was reaching out to other nations. The next day he was at the State Department visiting with the foreign service officers getting everyone PUMPED UP and ENERGIZED once again on worldwide international relationships.

NLDERS have a horrible TIME with relationships. All relationships are FOREIGN to us. Why do you think people with NLD SYNDROME need an Interpreter and an Understanding Manual? A lot of people underestimated the PRESIDENT on FOREIGN AFFAIRS but he caught on pretty quick.

There is a lot more than WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION understands under the leadership of PRESIDENT OBAMA. He has been to more countries than any PRESIDENT that has ever been in office. On the LIST of CHARACTERISTICS OF, he definitely ROCKS THE LIST and gets an A+.

Who is Rockin’ The List of BEHAVIORS? What CONTENDERS and government officials are getting away with PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSAULTS?

Bobby Tourette:

Leroy, why didn’t you talk to Mitt before coming to the inner city. Mitt ASPERGER got a lot to learn and today is not the day to teach him. You know he is going to get on the topic he likes. He will not be able to tell when others have lost interest in his topic.

Mitt ASPERGER will continue on this topic for days. You know this will piss someone off. I just wanted a barbecue sandwich. Hell, I don’t want to be on ARTHUR BRYANTS menu as Bobby burnt ends. Lord, please let me save my A.. for another day.

I hope we don’t get into a fight like we did the last TIME. SUPER BOWL or not, I ain’t going to jail. We do not have a get out of jail free card like MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, and RICK SANTORUM. The courts don’t understand Asperger or any other disorder.

Leroy NLD:

Yes, I heard him. Did you hear what you said? Inner City is fighting words also. I wanted MITT ASPERGER to get a real cultural outing. Bobby, you always correct me. Everyone we hang with need lots of correcting. I just wanted to see if Mitt ASPERGER could connect to the people.

I thought it was cool when Mitt ASPERGER got slapped for trying to give people handouts. He will learn before the end of the day. This is the perfect opportunity.

Bobby Tourette:

Yeah, the last TIME we went to jail I didn’t need that type of opportunity. Man, that lady’s mouth was pretty tough. Not that I have room to talk, when I get angry, my Tics kick in.

The next TIME he will think twice before he tells someone, “I bet you $20,000 you can’t get any poorer”. Insensitive fool!

Even I know better than to make people feel they are beneath me. He has one special interest and it sho ain’t people. I love the smell of money in the morning, Mr. Money-bags of MONOPOLY, MITT ASPERGER. We know OUR Mitt’s behaviors is UNINTENTIONAL.

MITT ROMNEY has many soundbites stating he doesn’t care about the VERY POOR or the VERY RICH. I just want to hear MITT ROMNEY man-up and say he wants to destroy the middle class and confess he is angry because PRESIDENT OBAMA can sing better than him. Jealousy, NOT!

You know MITT ROMNEY is looking at those numbers. All the experience he has with spreadsheets and making money. You know his butt is ROASTED TOAST now that economic conditions have improved. The President has one hell of a chance of beating MITT ROMNEY’S drawers off.

MITT ROMNEY would need to be AFRICAN AMERICAN today instead of wishing he was MEXICAN eating at ARTHER BRYANTS. I would love to see his reactions. The good news is this restaurant receives all races extremely well. Bill O’Reilly has got to eat here.

Andre ADHD:

I know how hard it is for Mitt ASPERGER. I have said some stupid things myself but my medication alerted me not to get too crazy and bet with him. “OOPS,” did I just tell everyone I take legalized drugs? It sounds better until you overdose.

Then you realize you have a substance abuse problem. In my neighborhood, you are just a hard-core addict with stolen prescriptions. Why do we get the worst end of the stick? Jan Brewer, the governor of Arizona, gets to be called RADICAL.

Jan Brewer’s extreme behavior was an offensive personal foul and a 15-yard penalty for getting into the face of the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES. She should be fined and ejected from her position as Governor of Arizona.

She is a repeat offender and the ADAM PAC MAN JONES of the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Jan Brewer’s unnecessary roughness is for attacking the teachers, firefighters, and police officers. The Republicans in Arizona feel they can silence the voice of the UNION and any other public servants.

Whatever rites the people have will be stripped away by the REPUBLICANS. One thing they can’t take away is my inabilities of focusing, PAYING ATTENTION, nor my giant boulder. Every day of my life I’m leaning more and more toward becoming Bi-Polar.

Jack PDD-NOS

You know ANDRE ADHD, you remind me of RICK PERRY Off SIDE. You are off your line of scrimmage and you tussled with getting the answer right. Did they ever get your medication straight? Hey ANDRE ADHD over here, you just can’t stay focused. Get over here!

Folks in this restaurant think I’m talking to myself. NEWT GINGRICH is UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS and KNEE CAPPING. He is really striking below the belt. NEWT is trying to destroy MITT ROMNEY. I couldn’t believe HERMAN CAIN endorsed NEWT GINGRICH. HERMAN CAIN, “MR SHUCKY DUCKY,” of all people.

Everyone knows HERMAN CAIN has been shucked like corn and his brain is plucked like a duck.

Mark Autism:

Leroy NLD talks out loud to himself. He explained it as processing his thoughts. Leroy said if he hears what he verbalizing he can process the information better. When LEROY NLD starts processing out loud, people think he is crazy.

Bobby Tourette always says when Leroy gets mad he will hold that thought and won’t ever forget what someone has done to him. Leroy is HOLDING. He processes so much information. Leroy NLD struggles with applying old information to new ideas.

Adaptability is difficult for him but he is willing to learn. I can’t say that about the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They have a choice. The REPUBLICAN PARTY’S intentions are to HOLD the ECONOMY back. They refused to ADAPT. It benefits the REPUBLICAN PARTY and the 1% to keep things as they are.

Look at the BEHAVIORS of RON PAUL. Wouldn’t his BEHAVIOR be call HOLDING? RON PAUL gets a 10-yard Penalty for HOLDING onto past ideologies. He does tell you what is on his mind. The REPUBLICANS want him to go away because he exhibits annoying BEHAVIOR.

LEROY NLD displays annoying BEHAVIOR, not by choice, and we don’t isolate him. Everyone in our gang of six has annoying BEHAVIORS. We are singled out, called weird, and isolated from society. We have delays and our finest moments.

Mitt Asperger:

MITT ROMNEY wants to delay the economy and blame PRESIDENT OBAMA for making the economy WORSE. This is UNSPORTMAN LIKE CONDUCT and EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION. He needs to be fined and suspended. Maybe DONALD TRUMP will fire him. Can you believe this? Look whose picture is on the wall.

Is that John MCCAIN? There’s SARAH PALIN! Is that JIMMY CARTER? NO! That can’t be BILL CLINTON! It’s a miracle they came down in this community and ate with you people.

Bobby Tourette:

Did you just say, “YOU PEOPLE?” Hold up! You begin to sound like MITT ROMNEY. I let it pass when you made the comment about me paying with food stamps. I should have corrected you. Your NEWT GINGRICH remark didn’t go over to well and your BEHAVIOR got WORSE.

I know you didn’t mean any harm. You need to be held ACCOUNTABLE for your inappropriate remarks. I know you are Rocking the List but it does not excuse you. What you just said caused me to FLARE UP. It feeds my anger.

Mitt Romney has made many negative remarks, straight up lied about the remarks, and his remarks feed the PEOPLE’S anger. NEWT GINGRICH thinks he’s slick. There is nothing subliminal about his remarks.

Once you have survived HATRED or RACISM you will always know the flavor, the color, and the stench it leaves behind. Leroy NLD is our food order ready? We need to get out of here before Mitt ASPERGER cause a Race War.

The last TIME it was Nicky NLD, Leroy’s cousin, who got us thrown out for his remarks.

Leroy NLD:

Hey, man, the food is ready. Let’s head out. Well, Mitt ASPERGER what do you think about our trip today?

Mitt Asperger:

This is a real colored experience. What! Did I say something wrong?

Bobby Tourette:

We are going to get out of here and I will explain it on the way. You better be glad you are MITT ASPERGER instead of MITT ROMNEY or NEWT GINGRICH. Don’t expect a soundbite. Your mouth just wrote a check your A.. can’t pay for.

In the January Archives of 2011 go back and refresh your memory. Read NLD Superbowl Pregame. Also read Superbowl Flare-up NLD and Superbowl Game Time, Rockin’ the List posted in the February archives.

Characteristics Of

BARACK OBAMA exhibits STRENGTH, COURAGE, and HUMANITY.

SARAH PALIN demonstrated UNINTELLIGENCE, SHATTERED INTEGRITY, and INSANITY.

NEWT GINGRICH campaigns as HOT HEADED and straight up MR. FEROCIOUS.

MITT ROMNEY campaigns as MR. INDECISIVE, MONEY BAGS of ARROGANCE, and BRAGGADOCIOUS.

HERMAN CAIN manifested as “PIMP DADDY INFIDELITY”.

In the 2012 Election, he has been written off as a LIABILITY.

RICK SANTORUM came across as FATHER SANCTIMONIOUS.

JOHN HUNTSMAN, SGT. DULL and DRAB, never surfaced as NOTORIOUS.

RON PAUL, MR. NOSTALGIA, platform lingers in the PAST.

MICHELE BACHMAN, MRS.DELUSIONAL, her conspiracy theories didn’t LAST.

RICK PERRY at the debates stated, “I CAN’T OOPS” get it RIGHT.

RICK PERRY, MR.PERPETUAL GAZE stood like a deer that glances into the HEADLIGHTS.

Now, who would you vote for in the 2012 ELECTION?

I would vote for the person with a STABLE MIND and PROGRESSIVE DIRECTIONS.

Investigate the candidates from up ABOVE.

Remember these are TRAITS and CHARACTERISTICS OF.

Prime Time Hatred

If you were to take a survey on why some people watch TV, they would respond, to get their Hate On. In Broadcasting, PRIME-TIME was always the TIME after the kid’s school hours and everyone else was home from work.

Depending on your geographical location, these hours would run from 7pm-10pm or 8pm-11pm. Due to modern technology, you can now get your PRIME-TIME HATRED on at any TIME. It is called YOUTUBE, GOOGLE, WIKIPEDIA, and social media and it can be watched at a later date or looked up.

I’m not making these guys out to be the bad guys. We no longer have to wait for Nielsen Ratings. Now people have the option of not missing out on so much information because of their work hours. Bottom line, the world is progressing at light speed and we need to progress with it.

How will we ever become a competitive NATION in this GLOBAL ECONOMY if we refuse to adapt to changes?

Dr. James Peterson, before my son was ever diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME I was teaching my children where to position themselves when they would speak to people.

I taught them how important it was to monitor their voice tone, and always give eye contact to the person they were speaking to.

In the Black Community, this was the order of paying RESPECT to your elders. It was the Golden Rule you were to NEVER violate a person’s PERSONAL SPACE unless they were your friend, family, or a close associate. At NO TIME were you ever to POINT your FINGER at a person’s FACE.

This rule was emphasized to my children because in the Black Community it was a KNOWN factor if you put your FINGER in someone’s FACE you were going down and may NEVER come up for air again. The person who stuck their FINGER in your FACE was the INTIMIDATOR or BULLY.

A person or BULLY who takes this action against you is asking for trouble. It would take an act of GOD to walk away and you would always be remembered as the better man.

Whenever you were spoken to, you were to always give EYE CONTACT to let the person know you are PAYING ATTENTION. When a child/adult cannot give eye contact this is a HallMark characteristic of social interaction impairment.

These are traits and characteristics of Autism, Asperger, and NLD. Children/adults with social impairments fail to respond to their name and often avoid eye contact with other people.

They have difficulty interpreting what others are thinking or feeling because they cannot understand social cues (tone of voice and facial expression).

These children/adults don’t watch other people’s faces for cues on appropriate behaviors. Our elders were addressed as SIR or MA’AM. In answering our elder’s questions we were NEVER allowed to DISRESPECT them.

One of my kids had a very difficult TIME socially interacting with people. Here I was off and running gathering information and finding the best doctors to evaluate his behaviors. At the age of 4 yrs.,10 months the answers were given by some PROGRESSIVE DOCTORS at KU MED CENTER.

By this TIME I had become SOCIALLY ISOLATED from other parents. Parents didn’t want to go anywhere with me because I had a “SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD,” (whatever the HAH HELL that meant) he would LET IT RIP.

Even when I tried to reach out to different support groups, the parents could not identify with NLD SYNDROME because they never had heard of it. Many of the doctors had never heard of it either. The Nielsen Ratings were out and I got much rejection because I was Black.

You’d think I was the only person in the Black Community that a government agency would say, “He had to be blind, crippled or crazy to receive benefits.” Well, what the Ha Hell, he never received benefits.

Whenever he started pointing and displaying his UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, all hell would break loose. There was no room for embarrassment and I definitely wasn’t hiding my son in an attic. It was EDUCATION TIME. It has been a lifelong journey but my family has learned so much.

Some family members were divided and others were lost along the way. At the end of the day, there was enough love left to be shown to my son and other family members who stuck it out. There will be casualties, heartaches, but we will continue our commitment to a TEAM effort.

(And I am not SEAL TEAM SIX, but you do whatever it takes [DWIT])! I am not here to place the blame on anyone but I am here to take RESPONSIBILITY.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, the very BEHAVIOR you displayed in your moment of PRIME-TIME HATRED against The PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES can cost the lives of many children/adults.

Those who cannot read this body language may feel it is an APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR regardless of a person’s position. Children/adults with social impairment have trouble distinguishing authority figures and cannot distinguish who is in charge.

It is for this reason that hidden residual rules need to be taught. We can never assume that they know.

They may view this photo and think that this type of behavior is ACCEPTABLE and can be done to the PRESIDENT, a POLICE OFFICER, or anyone. It should NEVER be done. You have broken a rule, a hidden residual rule, and it is TIME for you to take RESPONSIBILITY for your actions.

What will you tell your 2 children, or your grandchildren when they see this photo of you pointing your finger at the President’s face? You have a tendency to retract several of your statements and have been called out by FOX NEWS for lying.

Come on, FOX NEWS? Ah, now you know you lied to the President. Dang! If FOX NEWS called you out, come on now, you’ve got some BEHAVIORS!

Have you not experienced this with your own children? Once again you have been consistent with your BEHAVIOR for getting caught in another lie. This TIME with your visit you had with the PRESIDENT.

Jan Brewer stated it hurt you to be called HITLER’S DAUGHTER but your father never served in the military. He was a civilian and died in 1955 from lung cancer 11 yrs. after the war ended.

It hurt me as a mother to see you put your FINGER on the PRESIDENT’S FACE knowing that this BEHAVIOR can get my son hurt or killed. The biggest hurt was to learn that you lied to the PRESIDENT and have continued to be a HABITUAL LIAR.

We are supposed to learn from our hurt and pain and not destroy the lives of others. I have attended many candlelight vigils and graveside services of senseless deaths of young men and women for this same type of BEHAVIOR. WHEW! Girlfriend, you are being CALLED OUT.

Cynthia McKinney, a former Democrat from Georgia, was kicked out of the democratic party because of her involvement with a capitol hill police officer in 2006. She hit the officer in the chest with a closed fist.

Is this appropriate behavior coming from the daughter of a former police officer? I struggle with Cynthia McKinney’s behavior because I know this behavior would definitely get my son jailed by law enforcement or killed in his community!

So just don’t feel lonely Jan Brewer, because I am not targeting you. Cynthia McKinney has some PRIME-TIME HATRED going on too!

PRIME-TIME HATRED revolves around the hatred, racism, and despicable behaviors of our government officials who have disregarded the lives of their viewers, a captive audience. When you are in the public eye you have to take responsibility for whatever you say, do, or write.

You are held accountable for your WORDS, ACTIONS, AND COMMUNICATION (WAC). Our government doesn’t realize that they are affecting the lives of a global community. Jan Brewer stepped outside that bubble. WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION are holding you ACCOUNTABLE.

So Jan Brewer what should we do about your habitual lying and behavior? Maybe if you had been in another country we might assume you were hailing a cab? Here in America, Homey just don’t play that!

Dedicated: To the young men and women who paid the ultimate price due to the misinterpretation of body language and were caught up in a senseless death.