Monthly Archives: March 2014

TAR__Trust, Action, and Respect

Doesn’t stale mean old? Exactly! So is the name of this story old white man? No! Is it stale white man? No! How many sentences do we have in this story? Why? If you let me finish writing the story you will get the meaning of the story. Macadamia! What is that supposed to mean? It is a nut. Are you calling me a nut? Yes, a faraway nut from Australia. Brazil nuts are good. What! The color of the nut is… Shut it down. We ain’t doing color. We are doing people and how people are supposed to be treated regardless of color, disability, sexuality, religious beliefs, money, neighborhood and so forth and so on. The next story can be Stale Old White Men.

What is bothering you? I wonder why people always ask the question, Was he or she Black are White? You mean African-American. No! I mean exactly what I said and I mean what I have written down. Whose writing this D… story anyway? When people look at the skin you are in and cannot figure out who or where you have been it moves a mountain. You moved more than mountains. You got rid of the D… street signs and caused pure road hazard. Look at the feedback you got from the story Our First Michelle Obama. Girlfriend I was totally shocked when I clicked on. You have talked about Gwenda Looker for years. So you just assumed she was Black. Yeah! Why! All the things she liked and you never said otherwise. Did you ask? No! Well, there you go. To be on the for real side I couldn’t answer the question about Gwenda Looker because she removed the color barrier. She fought hard for my son and it never seems to matter what color he was nor the parents. That’s what I’m talking about. She wanted what was best for my son and any child regardless of his neighborhood, race, or financial status. She carried extra paper, crayons, gum and stress balls (for children who had sensory integration problems). Although you thought she was BROWN SUGAR BABY, Gwenda carried around sandwiches for children so they would not get hungry through the day. It kept the children focused. Gwenda Looker was INTERNATIONAL! The GOP, Congress, Republicans, and the Tea Party has the opposite characteristics. This part of the opposite end of the spectrum is very dark and destructive.

Remember when you introduce me to your husband. I looked into your face, your eyebrows went up, your mouth twisted, and your nose spread out like you were 6 months pregnant. Do you recall what you said? It has been many years ago but I introduce him as my husband. You never gave his name and now he is a HIM. Girlfriend you are too tough. Did you ask? No! I thought you were going to piss on the carpet, your head would spin around backward and I would need to call the POPE. To be honest he is the star of the Exorcist II. It has been 33 years and I still don’t know his name. Is HUSBAND his real name. Oh, my GOD! I never told you his name. Hey, I’m not one to meddle but I thought it was not a good TIME to ask. Even after all those years. Right! Right! Now, what does that tell you? I’m asking you. Oooh! I see where you are going with this story. His A… wasn’t stale he was dead. He wasn’t INTERNATIONAL. Although he thought he was big DIDDY ON THE BLOCK he wasn’t even a region nor residing in his own neighborhood. When the PRESIDENT used the word REGION I did not think about the reduction of Russia but how small POOT-BUTT looked for taking over Crimea. The way I processed the takeover of Crimea it’s a small region and a small man took it over. It reminded me when the President change the wording War on Terrorism to the War on al-Qaeda. Talk about a breast reduction. The 44 D-cups was reduced to a 32-A cup. Saddam Hussein world was crushed. There is nothing wrong with a 32-A. There is nothing wrong with not having any breast when you know it was the best decision to save your life. You got that right. Saddam Hussein absent save many lives. Right! Right!

Are you going to tell me your husband name? To be honest with you it was his behavior that made me want to forget everything about him. Ooooh! So his behavior totally wiped out who he was as a person. Color and everything? You know when you lose TRUST in a person, their ACTION does not match any words that come out their mouth, and RESPECT flies out the window it boils down to TAR. TAR covers up a lot of Sh… TAR is the destruction of dark color materials. It is humiliation, beat down, severe punishment, the guilt someone or something will have a person process their misdeeds. Now that is DEEP! You are singing with the group OUTKAST. I feel-yah! On the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, the same TAR is smeared over people with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS with neurological disorders. No one wants to work with the behavior and a really good person gets the chance to star in the Biblical series, Left Behind.

It would be so nice if everyone could vindicate themselves, have a track record with no blemishes like the FBI. Chris Christie and Darrell Issa should try out for FBI recruits? As the song rotates in my mind That’s Why The Lady Is A Tramp I get the feeling Christie is throwing shades of gray to cast poison and TAR those with Unintentional Behaviors to cover his A… so he can get off the hook. Thinking about everything that has been said here today the opposite end of the spectrum has been key model images for the change in color and not being able to identify the skin one is in. The color is green. The person is inhumane. The status is the rich 1%. This has gotten to be quite stale. Progress will not evolve out of this behavior only injustice.

My husband’s name is MAX. Come On! Three letters vs seven letters in HUSBAND. Dang! He was just like a credit card, MAXED OUT. Should we have them click on? No! Save it for another day. You talked about color. It is inevitable. It is the Now Progressive Movement of today which will affect our children and their children’s future.

Our First Michelle Obama

I took a long deep breath as I sat next to my sons. Today was the official rollout and I needed a lot of help to get me through. As I closed my eyes tightly I reached for my heart. Where is my suit of armor? It is TIME! Why are they playing that song? That’s it! Invite the music so when I get knocked off my horse I will be able to recover my balance, reflect on the good memories and not feel the hurt and pain of today. Looking over at my sons I wanted to step into the role of Joan Of Arc. Oooh Boy! This dude on this horse was using the latest technology in horsepower. Dang his lance looks mighty sharp and extra long. The only appropriate sport suited for this occasion was jousting. I really didn’t want to participate. Sports meant everything to this mighty TRAILBLAZER. Oh No! Here it comes. Bam! I got to push back the tears so I won’t upset myself. From this angle, my sons appear to be holding up pretty good. I’m going to reach over and grab their hands so I can regroup. These two young men got some positive energy and I think I need to borrow some of their wattages before my bulb gets dim.

She was a ROADRUNNER BABY. Jr Walker and the ALL STARS threw it out there. I’m gonna live the life I love and I’m gonna love the life I live because I’m a ROADRUNNER BABY. INCLUSIONARY SPECIALIST INDEEDY! She loved Barry White. Yes, she had so much to give and it took her whole lifetime. Of course “SHE” has a name. Not now! I will get to it. Barry White bellowed out the tune in his baritone voice, Practice What You Preach. She executed it to the fullest throughout her entire life. A mean machine fitness queen she boosted everyone’s self-esteem. She came out of retirement to help educate my son. No other teacher wanted to change their program. The teachers felt my son presented an enormous challenge to their AAA district. Challenge was encased in her smile. What! There wasn’t any way the accommodation I ask for would be carried out in my son IEP (Individual Educational Program) because he looked like Who___JOSE FELICIANO. Don’t you mean he had the skin tone of Barack Obama? Exactly! Baby, talking about LIGHT MY FIRE. I need to take a really deep breath. Let me close my eyes again. I hope they get here soon. I Feel So Bad Feel Like A Ball Game On A Rainey Day. Ed Hooker tried to express how he felt in his song and now I get it. Where is that Handkerchief? Is it? Thank God they made it.

I’m so glad you came today. I know your schedules are full. It is truly an honor for First Lady Michelle, the President, the Vice President and your wife Jill to take the TIME out of your lives and attend the service today. I wanted you to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Why do you have your eyes closed? Knock it off Joe. You know if I open my eyes it gonna hurt more than I can bear. I can see you so much clearer in my mind’s eye. Look around Joe. Most people in the church think I’m praying. The people reading this story think I’m going crazy. This is why I ask you to come. Joe, you have that special oomph and the miles per hour in the word oomph to get me through in one piece. You haven’t forgotten already. You’re the Natural Man. This is what you do. It keeps you human and True. Oh, by the way, you’re my favorite for the top contender too. Mr. President this is one of the good teachers who helped my son in his life. She helped many children across the board.  Race was never an issue. She was a staunch advocate and protector of the universe. She felt every child should have the same opportunity no what matter neighborhood they were from. Girlfriend showed some love and it was enough to love to go around. She shared her friends, family, and she means dance moves. The pictures of her life reached across the largest sand dunes in the world. The ultimate challenge for any teacher is for each student to reach their full potentials. If there were any barriers which impeded a child’s ability to learn she would bring out her Thor Hammer and tear the walls down.

First Lady Michelle Obama meets the Queen Of Fitness. She was all about health and she would have loved your BA-RAC-COLI. She had to define herself separate from her husband of 50 years who preceded her in life. He was the man of Diplomacy She was the women who stood by her man but had her own MOJO working. It is absolutely amazing how you both had so much in common. Her family came first and every person was welcomed by her family. Even down to the very end special accommodation was made. She knew it would be hard for my son and others who could not envision her in their minds’ eyes have the necessary tools to take them across the threshold of pain to ease the tears of rain. It is Time to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Click on http://www.meyersfuneralchapel.com. Go to obituaries and meet Gwenda Looker (1933-2014). Thank you for coming and for your support. If you wish please leave a comment.

Working The Mo__Joe

It happens all the Time on the Flip Side Of The Chart. When our mouths open the words devour our friends, family, and associates. Our mannerism can be awkward and the words cut like a sword. We spit out the hard-core TRUTH but it is not welcomed. We ask a lot of questions and we really want to know “WHY” It is our style of learning. Most people feel like we are interrogating them. What pissed us off is when we discovered you have no factual information. What happens after this encounter? Pure Isolation and we have to walk home from the D.. golf course. It’s too much for the opposite end of the spectrum. The Flip Side Of The Chart golf’s game has been permanently called off. We made lots of enemies for today. All our donors slipped away. Well, You know it makes me wanna shout. Kick my heels up. Throw my hands up. Throw my head back. Come on now! Say you will. I really appreciate this tune by the Isley Brothers. I found just the man who wears his tongue with honor just like he carries his wakizashi sword when he guards our president. A Friend INDEEDY when it’s SHO-NUFF NEEDY.

This Brother did not MUDDY the WATERS. JOE BIDEN got his MOJO working. Not only MUDDY WATERS but a lot of people understand what it feels like when your hoo-doo/voodoo, charm, charisma, fire, and passion doesn’t work. You are not appealing. The drive and power are gone. Check the gas. The tank is on E. Rejection stares you in the eyes and makes it clear to get a loss and take a hike. You’re not going to be the next Boss Of The Mic. Bottom line, you stink! Go on down the road and get a stiff drink. Bust a move JOE and whip out your Fire and Desire song by Rick James and Teena Marie. What the people don’t understand is you hold an awesome key. Joe is Joe and not a Hillary want to be. This is the key which unlocks Joe’s personality. This is one of his greatest strengths because when he speaks it is not with a forked tongue. When the words come flying out of his mouth and Joe videotapes his A… everyone knows Joe is TRUE TO FORM. Biden isn’t a malicious person and has NO INTENT to do harm. Acceptance is the KEY. Say it with me, Holland Cooke and Zerlina Maxwell, “Let Joe Be Joe” and let Me be Me.

The only problem is when I am me I don’t get Joe’s treatment. Joe can work the room because he has the Va-Va Vroom. When I open my mouth I will be shown the door real soon. It was the intonation of Joe’s speech that sweeps the people off their feet. The pitch in my voice led to my total defeat. This is what happens to the people who struggle with social skills. When there is impaired social interaction, eye contact is avoided, all the cues for proper communication are missed. If you can’t read a person facial expression serious may turn to funny and funny can turn into anger. The Flip Side Of The Chart struggle with the swerve to curve paraphrasing. Paraphrasing is a “SMOOTHIE OF A LIE.” It masks and covers up what you really need to tell a person. The MO__JOE is working it. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Mitch McConnell works it. See There. Do you get it? Paraphrasing is a delay tactic. It delays the inevitable.

Biden has Lou Rawls song gliding off his lips. He is a Natural Man. Come on down Joe and take a stand. Joe walks across the ice to meet the everyday people and he will mingle with the band. He is out and about doing what Ordinary People do. This Vice President has never come across as a star. He’s swimming, skating, and he loves his car. He is Just a regular Joe. For Real! His blubbers, gaffes, or social blunders are accepted right away. Joe’s voice can roar like a lion with thunder. He was informing Paul Ryan, Joe doesn’t play. Biden’s smile, the distance he holds when he talks to people, his great ability to reach out and embrace the living and to preach at your funeral once you’re dead. Into each life, rain will fall. Biden will catch a train to embrace the smallest of the small. (children or included). Joe is There in the mix. He is not the candidate of a quick fix. Joe wants it, deserve it, and he is no Tricky Dick Nix.

Why do you think every person in their right mind wants to be the Pope? It is not because he is dress to impress. He turned down the fancy Pope Robe and the fancy Pope House. The Pope doesn’t drive a fancy car. For a minute I thought I was referring to Warren Buffett. He sneaks out at night to be with the people and he has definitely made the connection. The Pope of Hope is in the mix. The Pope of Hope is a legend Starting Here Starting Now. He will be Forever, For Always, For Love. Luther Vandross would agree on Here and Now. Pope Francis has chosen to be Ordinary People. John Legend rocked that song. The talk to me Pope is not viewed as the Dude at the Pearly Gates. He is in reach and concrete. Check it out! It is the level of comfort Pope Francis has incorporated into his unlimited heart and soul. I wouldn’t be intimidated or feel as if I have to say 22 Hail Mary’s just to talk to Pope Francis. I wouldn’t be nervous because the Pope makes you feel at home and not along. I can relate. It nice to have a rap session before I get to the pearly gates.

You want to be able to relate and share life experiences whether or not it is a male or female. Here’s the deal Hill and Bill! You have the BUZZ, lots of money, and the experience. Is Hill connected to the people? Hill has dangled and pranced around like an entitlement queen. I am not feeling the Ann Romney Syndrome. I’m not waiting for Hill because there are a lot of good women in the democratic party who can step up to the plate and rock the shoes as President. Don’t throw my Sisters under the bus. I named the women in my tweets whom I thought it would be hard as hell to defeat. Bill recently walked out on the stage as if the president didn’t exist. Ooooh! That was a very bad move on Bill’s part. When you make moves like that it MUDDY THE WATERS. Do not change the Pledge of Alliance to One Nation Under God Divisible. Hill and Bill have become disrespectful to the Republicans. It is to the Republic for which we stand One Nation Under God INDIVISIBLE. If Hill and Bill continue on with the strategy of trying to make the President of the United States, Barack Obama, Invisible, before his term is over you, will divide the Democratic party. The Koch Brothers and the whole Republican crew will be so happy. I do not wish to explain to my grand-babies anymore that the president is not Bill Clinton. Nor do I wish to have them in fear if Hill gets in will Bill take over. You talk about the Banks are too Big to Fail. Well, you set Hill up as Too Big To Fail. Hill can strike out again by losing the African Americans, Latinos, Asians, and
other diverse votes. This race should be for the people and the nation and not ran on one’s ambitions of personal gain. Bill may feel the need to fulfill Hill’s I.O.U. The people and the nation need another great leader that can work the Peace Deals. End of Story.

Working The Mo__Joe swings it swords in many directions. Once you Muddied the Water it becomes the Chris Christie Syndrome. Like my Boi said he can tell the people anything because he is a trained lawyer. Hills a trained lawyer also. She is qualified to do many things. I need to know who Hill rocks, the Corporate Crats or the People. There is a lot of money flying around and it can work against Hill. Hill will be working with an impoverished, underprivileged nation of people who don’t TRUST the government to do what is morally right. Hills hawkishness may work against her also. Many people no longer want to be caught in another war. Especially a make-believe War Hill validated. That really wasn’t cool. I haven’t heard Hill come out on her friends in Arkansas. Joe and President Obama praised Costco. What is Hill’s position on Walmart? This Behemoth company battled for women’s rights. I never heard Hill speak out. What is her belief on Opportunity for the people who work so hard, underpaid, and still needs government, assistant? Are you trying to protect an extra wallet for your campaign? Are you packing any of the Wall Street F.. You money around? Bring It! What is your Stand Hill? I want to know the Deal.

Bottom line, before I lay my head to rest I want to feel our country has fallen into the hands of the next GRAND GUARDIAN. On the Flip Side Of The Chart “Trust”
ranks very high on the Priority List. We tend to be too TRUSTING or too NAIVE. The UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS gets SCREWED. The Opposite End Of The Spectrum has the same problem. With Intent there lies the agenda of suppressing the vote and serving ones on purpose and becoming wealthy. Wow! Believing in TED CRUZ (Mr. No Plan Of Action), Chris Christie (Under the YUM YUM Bridge), (re-electing) Scott Walker, John Kasich (sign the bill to suppress votes and cut women’s health care), Rick Perry (Trap Law whose mine is trapped inside), along (with Mississippi Burning) Governor Phil Bryant, Bobby Jendel (a road scholar who has been on the D… road too long), Rick Snider (Mr. Emergency Manager Law and there is NO D… Fire). Sam Brombeck (needs a new calculator). Are you getting my DRIFT?
I hope it all adds up.

The Strategy for BIDEN is too keep Working MO__JOE and glide with self-determination and you will keep the congregation. Work it like the POPE. Hell-of-a-lot of HOPE! Don’t Muddy the Water with the F… You Money.

Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns

Thank You, Jonny Nash. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Oooh, Wee! With this new lens, I can see all obstacles in my way. Since all the DARK CLOUDS that had me BLIND (keeping glaucoma off my A…), It’s gonna be a Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day. While my field of vision weakens there are so many people in the world who kept their eyes on the WETHER/CASTRATED BREW and the CIRCUMCISED CREW. It took the no good, shiftless, irresponsible, worthless, incompetent, no count, weak A.., BS haters to point out the characteristics of people who are strong and are true leaders. You can recognize the people who are doers and achievers vs the people as Howard Fineman would say, “Feckless.” How Pretty! Now we can see the DICK CHENEYS of the world. Behaviors (weather) are not good or bad points out what defines you as a person. Your behavior points the finger at who you will endorse or whose Amen corner you are in. It is the CREME BRULEE of who your A.. hangs out with so you won’t get caught up in Scandals and get creamed. The scandal has its star. Christie TV is scandalous. We’re now ready to call APPLE for Personality App Development.

Mean Mugshots will be upgraded to Apps Personality. Get ready and turn on your smartwatch and view the stupidity Palin App. For the Haters App, you need to pull out the BIG BEN CLOCK and view Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Congress, GOP, and the Tea Party. Fifty-two TIMES to repeal the law of the land has surpassed stupidity. To all the people on the opposite end of the spectrum and the Flip Side of the Chart, whoever you know or can recognize as a Hater throw them onto the Bell Tower. The Ignorant A… App would consist of the people who say and do Dumbsh… all the Time. Here are just a few of my favorites, Todd Akin, Richard Murdock, Louie Gohmert, Dick Black, Fox News and so on. These App would be like Build the Bear. Walk into Five Guys and put anything on your D…burger to show this Is For The Cool In You. BabyFace would agree that this behavior isn’t cool at all. He should know. He is the one who wrote and sang this song. Makes sure you get an external hard drive.

My favorite Apps is the Disrespect App. Darrell Issa face is the first to pop up. Of course one needs to understand Issa’s face will be recurring on other apps, especially the Ignorant A… App. Okay! Get On The Good Foot. Much respect to James Brown. TIME to stop clowning around. Think of a person you know who loves talking underneath their breath, has a condescending tone in their voice, and talks to you like you are the idiot of the year. What! I did not receive an Oscar for 14 years as a slave on my job. Hmmm! It was no act. Baby I’m For Real. Tell it to Vladimir Putin who is trying to bounce off the walls with the Original’s song by telling Angela Merkel its just a Training Day exercise with him and Denzel Washington fooling around. Who is Putin trying to convince? Taking over Crimea starting out small later to come back and hijack the Sooo..ul Kraine. Love, Peace, and Nappiness to you Brother. Angela Merkel is singing Aretha Franklin’s Respect. My Girl contacted the Temptation. Their advice was not to hesitate and do what you got to do. Will Merkel tell Putin to Take This Oil and Shove It?

Reality flashes its lights and President Obama is in the rose garden smelling like a rose. Putin’s behavior has not only revealed his weakness but it has shown the world how crazy his A… really is. What’s President Obama singing? Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time? Didn’t I! Yes, this is a Delfonics moment. Talking about a Dramatic experience, Putin is left In The Rain once again. President Obama politely asks Putin, How Can I Ease the Pain. If you don’t like the way I’m coming atcha go to YOUTUBE and maybe Lisa Fischer can help Putin calm the hell down so he can stop being insane. Did you hear that noise? It wasn’t music. Sounds like an explosion.

Check your watch. Look up there. Does this mean….? This ain’t the Hunger Games. Hey, what am I supposed to think? The poor and the middle class are Catching Hell. What nerves! On Chris Matthew’s watch, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz would appear at the same TIME. Take them both out of the equation. Of course, these two men along with their crew are in another SPACE ZONE and has lost track of Time Moving Forward. Why don’t The Fockers go join Putin since the neo-cons think our President is so WEAK? See There__I Get This! You don’t want all this negativity slowing down or crashing your computer. In the real world, negative personalities tend to eat up a lot of space. What a spreadsheet! Can you see the pattern of the G-Money Dawgs who are Famous for being Famous? They have nothing to offer society, and AB-SO-LUTE-LY no RESPECT will ever be given to any of these people because they are truly “FECKLESS”. Stop judging a person intelligence on what he/she has materially. Start looking for materials to make yourself intelligent. Darrell Issa, Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and the list goes on and on of people with money. These Brothers have money off the hook. D…burgers! Tell the crooks to change their books. Changes in their behavior might change their outlook.

Just think if all these people had diseases and did nothing to help themselves.
The word WEAK would never roll off their lips. This conversation of weakness would not exist. Do nothing about Diabetes and see what would happen. Oh SUGAR, please! Exactly! It would be all about the rise and decline of your Blood sugar and the hormone (insulin) that your body resist. CA-POW-YAH. Holy Batman! Yes, Robin! It is extremely dark in the bat cave. No Robin, you failed to get control of your Diabetes and now your A… is Blind. Why is the Hulk green? Remember when David Banner changes and breaks out because he can’t get control of his anger. He breaks out and starts running. I told him to put on shoes. It is so important to keep your feet covered when you’re a Diabetic. Not Mr. Vladimir Putin Syndrome! Hulk thought he was the new bag of Lays Garlic Bread Chips. The Hulk stepped on a nail and he did nothing about it. He won’t be running around after his foot gets amputated. Robin, you must understand the Hulk’s behavior led him down the path of hypertension, high blood pressure and later heart disease. Even when his lab’s results came back his creatinine level was out of whack. His kidneys are about to fall through the crack. Hulk is facing dialysis, his TV series canceled and Green Baby Boogie will not be back. When you say Diabetes this is not one disease. It can affect many parts of the body. The same effect the Do-Nothing Congress has on the people and the nation. It runs amok and who gets f… Fifty-2 Times that really sucks.

Bottom line, before you get fed up, 2Pac song let the Brothers and Sisters of the world know to Keep Ya Head Up. What or Who will bring our nation down? Whose behavior was profound? Who made decisions that were safe and sound? Who was the man who wore the frown? Who lost their D… mind never to be found? WHY? Erratic behaviors demonstrated Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns.