You are pressing the skirt today. Who came up with this idea cheerleaders should wear pleated skirts? I don’t know but they sure in the hell wasn’t thinking about us. Who said we are cheerleaders? We need APPLE BOTTOMS’ GEAR. No, we need to go somewhere and sit our tired BOTTOMS down.
These skirts are like cheering in a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They brought the skinny jeans back into style. It doesn’t matter your butt has never been skinny. Girl, you need a crowbar and some 10W-D40 to get into those jeans. Mae Rita looks like a giant rubber band.
Sho-nuff and this 18-hour girdle I’m playing have only 2 hours left so this better be a quick cheer. Look at Bobbi Jean. She doesn’t have one pleat in the back of her skirt. Look how it dips to the front.
Bobbi Jean has parted the Red Sea and not a pleat is left standing. WHEW! Bobbi Jean got MOSES beat on this one. I want you ladies to know this was inherited from my Aunt Shirley Calhoun. She had one of those old TIME CHIFFEROBE SHELF.
Sister Calhoun was packing a wardrobe closet. She was “DOING DA BUTT.” EU put it out there in “SPIKE LEE’S SCHOOL DAZE.” She could swing her two holsters around and it would be damage control for those who did not give it up for the church.
Yes LAWD! Her swivel hips and her MAYTAG TUMBLER got the job done. For all my NLDERS who cannot follow this script, Sister Calhoun had the ASS–SETS. BOTTOM LINE: GOD had blessed Sister Calhoun with the MAXIMUM amount of BOOTY. AMEN!
If she was alive today PRESIDENT OBAMA campaign contribution would be nothing to talk about. Nancy Pelosi would not have to lift a finger or raise a hand to ask the BIG D for any money for a campaign contribution. I could see Sister Calhoun putting a hurting on the BIG D.
Remember how on the 3rd Sunday of the month the church would take up a special contribution for the Week and Weary. She was the fundraising queen. Yeah, Sister Calhoun could throw down. Whenever MACEDONIA BAPTIST CHURCH had their late night revivals you could smell the food for miles.
People would come from all over to buy her strawberry rhubarb pies and that wonderful mixture of her mustard, spinach, and turnip greens. She stepped on the cornbread. Every person I have known who tasted Sister Calhoun cornbread never ask for any desserts.
Laurasteen and the twins’ daddy, Frank Ezell, told Sister Calhoun he wasn’t contributing after he had eaten one of the pies. Reverend Whiteside told Mr. Ezell this would be a wonderful opportunity to show the congregation how God had healed his spirit.
Sister Calhoun turned to the pastor and said, “Don’t worry pastor I’m grateful GOD healed FRANKY’S spirit now GOD can heal FRANKY’S wounds.” She reached for her Bible and turn the pages to ECCLESIASTIC–Chapter 3. You know the REPUBLICANS don’t like CHANGE.
To everything, there is a season, and a TIME to every purpose under the heaven: NEGRO you ate my pie you better hope this ain’t your TIME to die. Mr. EZELL went flying across the room. It was Mr. Ezell TIME to weep. It was the congregation TIME to laugh. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!
I can say after that day in the church Mr. Ezell did mine his manners. He gave to the church faithfully. He wore that cast around his neck for almost a year. It wasn’t anything wrong with Mr. Ezell neck. I asked the twins Arlean and Darlean.
They pointed out their father had suffered great embarrassment because he was supposed to be MR. TOUGH GUY around town. He didn’t want the Heavenly Angel to find out GOD had healed his wounds. He did not want a rematch with Sister Calhoun’s left hook.
Bobbi Jean, did you ever think that your Aunt used her size to intimidate people? Sure she did but it was a big coverup. Sister Calhoun, an Auntie, was a gentle bear who always struggled with her weight because she suffered from an iodine deficiency causing hypothyroidism.
It caused her to gain weight and retain fluids. Stress was a major contributor to my aunts eating habits. Stress was an even larger contributor to her hypothyroidism. Did you know there are a lot of men in the UK 65 and older suffer from an underactive thyroid gland?
I didn’t know that. Do you know what MITT ROMNEY suffer from? We know he is a BALD FACE LIAR, he gives NO APOLOGY, and he hasn’t released his TAX INFORMATION. NITTY GRITTY MITTY is another poem another day because there are too many MITTS.
What do you think Sister Calhoun would have said about MITT ROMNEY if she was alive today? She would put on her church attire and say, “GOD takes care of the SOUL, the OLD, and the ones who are too BOLD.” This would be her prayer. Lord have mercy on MITT’S soul.
How many LIES has MITT told? How many Jobs has MITT stolen? Who would MITT play in his PRESIDENTIAL role? My Aunt would have a lot to say. I can see her now punching The REPUBLICANS, MITT, and the SUPER PACs out.
We know MITT ROMNEY would not be himself. It didn’t take the BRITISH no TIME to see that MITT ROMNEY is not worth the SUPER PACs investment. How many TIMES have his own backers stated he wasn’t a strong candidate.
My aunt would say she couldn’t believe the SUPER PACs had all that money to donate to SATAN and HATRED. It probably surprised the hell out of the PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON, to sit down and talk to MITT ROMNEY who toots his own horn and beat his own drum.
Ain’t no way the PRIME MINISTER of the UNITED KINGDOM would engage in a conversation with MITT ROMNEY and run the risk of being LIED to at a later date or on the same day. MITT ROMNEY is his own ENTOURAGE. Why do you think we have DOUBLE STANDARDS? RIGHT! DOUBLE MITT SH..T.
I know I didn’t like DOUBLE MITT GUM for some reason. You would be chewing all day and LYING out the side of your mouth. I guess MITT ROMNEY discovered “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM WASN’T THERE.” Man, this is a BROTHER WITHOUT DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.
PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON runs the UNITED KINGDOM and I’m quite sure he would not want to engage in any policymaking or business deals with a man who is DIVIDED HIMSELF. MITT ROMNEY has really made a splash all over the papers on his SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.
The sad part about the many MITTS none of them can tell the TRUTH. All the MITTS are running around playing SPLICER DICER with PRESIDENT OBAMA’S videos and his quotes. MITT has gotten BUSTED so many TIMES by the UNITED STATES DEEP SIX MEDIA UNIT, MSNBC.
Was I supposed to mention our special task force media, MSNBC? HELL TO THE YE-AH It was MITT DUMB A… that wasn’t supposed to say MI6. Our special task force unit is kicking A… and REAMING some BOOTY when it comes to PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. KNOW THIS!
The President doesn’t have to say one word when MITT steps in his wife’s HORSE SH… every day. We need a picture of MITT ROMNEY up to his neck in DEEP DO-DO tagging it as MITT’S SH… Throw a few of his SUPER PACs contributors in and top it off with a brownie, whip cream, and a cherry.
Don’t leave out the nuts. We can re-roll the tape and MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON of LONDON can step out on the stage and say: “ARE WE READY!” There is a person visiting LONDON who has no sense of DIRECTION or TRUTH. We are calling him out early before MITT ROMNEY edit our program.
Here in LONDON MITT gets no BROWNIE POINTS. Londoners are ready to WHIP MITT’S A.. into shape. This isn’t the CREAM of the crop of candidates for the PRESIDENCY in the UNITED STATES. We know you have a much better candidate and PRESIDENT.
Here in the UK, he is known to us as the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY STACK DECK, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Sounds YUMMY! Unlike MITT ROMNEY who has insulted the UK in his book NO APOLOGIES, I BORIS JOHNSON will not apologize for the UNSTACKED DUMMY.
Yes, the CHERRY on the top of MITT’S head has proven he is FRUITCAKE but definitely a NUT CASE. MITT ROMNEY is insane if he thinks he can come on the UK turf and DIS the preparation of the OLYMPIC GAMES. Why this FAKE BAKE CONTENDER doesn’t know ED MILIBAND.
If he watched C-SPAN every WEDNESDAY you would know ED MILIBAND is the LEADER of the LABOR PARTY and the LEADER of THE OPPOSITION. It was an insult to call ED MILIBAND the LEADER.
Can MITT ROMNEY say BEATLES, JOSS STONE, SWING OUT SISTERS, SPICE GIRLS, DAVID BECKHAM, and ELTON JOHN, DANIEL CRAIG, SEAL? What NO APOLOGY! You wanted PRESIDENT OBAMA to apologize to you. The UK will not apologize when MITT ROMNEY lose for the 99th TIME.
The UNITED KINGDOM welcome the opportunity to work with a man who understands diversity and not PISS 63,000,000 WHITE PEOPLE OFF. MITT ROMNEY you have shown the world how ineffective you are on FOREIGN RELATIONSHIP. We will take BARACK OBAMA any day.
Go home and look in the mirror and know who is FOREIGN and who is the OTHER. MITT ROMNEY will learn who BIG PAPA is when he is left standing out in the cold singing NOTORIOUS B.I.G.–“BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” You heard it here first, live from me the MAYOR.
MITT ROMNEY wants to take our government system back to the BUSH FAILED POLICY DAYS. BILL O’REILLY thinks the government is trying to cripple people with welfare assistance.
BILL O’REILLY would like it much better if we were DEPENDENT upon the 1%, REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, the SUPER PACs and FOX NEWS. The PEOPLE and OUR NATION would be left to DIE and no factual information would be given for the reason WHY. MITT has begun to LIE to FOX NEWS.
GRETA VAN SUSTEREN can’t catch up to MITT and she looks PISSED. GRETA doesn’t want MITT to LIE and say FOX NEWS is on the case. She has barely seen MITT. What coverage? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN is keeping it LEGIT. DANG MITT!
Crippling is MITT ROMNEY as a PRESIDENT and a government system that wants the PEOPLE and OUR NATION to revert back to SLAVERY. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has been received abroad but has not been accepted at home. Our President has restored the ways of AMERICA’S thinking.
One is not to conform to traditional thinking but to transform and accept changes along the way. WHEW! I had to DANCE AROUND the word PROPHET. I better leave well enough alone. People love taking words out of context.
The REPUBLICANS will identify our PRESIDENT as a MUSLIM walking on water. MATTHEW would have like this message and so would MARK, LUKE, and JOHN. We all have our codes.
Do you remember this store MICHAEL ERIC DYSON? Vaguely, a lot has changed since those days. Does this store look familiar to you BILL WOLFF? Sure, this is KROGER grocery store. Come with me.
DR JAMES PETERSON for $500 PLEASE! Tell me what you see down this aisle? It is snow blinding and all the packaging is WHITE. That is rather odd all the packaging is WHITE. This was called the ALPHABET AISLE. AID FOR DEPENDENT CHILDREN (AFDC) no longer exist.
There are programs provided today that are funded by the government, not for DEPENDENCY but to help those in financial need to get assistant and to keep the PEOPLE and our NATION from starving.
NO THANKS to people like MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS who have caused the loss of many jobs and try to place the blame on PRESIDENT OBAMA.
This aisle fed many families and save the lives of many children that could have starved to death including me and my family. Many people went on to hold many rewarding occupations in life.
They were doctors, attorneys and many successful people in life who survived the hardships and weather the storm. I will take ZERO for BILL O’REILLY PLEASE. Can you do that in this game? Sure, BILL O’REILLY knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
There are those that talk a good game but when they get into those shoes you will see the difference in their stride. The media report what we live, suffer our losses and our gains. What connection has been lost between the people and the media?
It is hard to see the media cheering for the suffering and downfall of THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just to line their pockets with money. It gets worse when you have certain media outlets that thrive on HATRED.
It is harmful and dangerous when the media fails to talk in laymen terms so the message can be understood by the general population. There is the analyst that have criticized the PRESIDENT about his message and how he relates to people.
Our PRESIDENT has made it clear about not reading between the lines but understanding THE BOTTOM LINE. This is the connection between the people and our PRESIDENT. It is called INCLUSION.
It is TIME to get On With The Cheer. Girls lets work this cheer because my 2 hours on my girdle is about to blow. Go get our HEET, VICK SALVE, and ICY HOT. Did you take your GLUCOSAMINE tablets for your joints?
I did even better. I borrowed some PETROLEUM from that BS PLAN of MITT ROMNEY. I can slide from here to where MITT is hiding his money. We want to send a SHOUT OUT to CHRIS MATTHEWS for taking people OUT OF THE BOX when you try to talk over the audience head.
CHRIS MATTHEWS makes it real clear to break it down and “say what you mean and mean what you say.” This is for BIG EDDIE and WENDY our prays are with you. GODSPEED–All in his TIME.
We miss BIG ED ROTATING EYES and his greatest feature of all, “I don’t believe you D..N REPUBLICANS and I will nail your A.. to the wall.” MICHAEL ERIC DYSON is HOLDING THE FORT DOWN and doing one hell of a job.
Are you ready yet? What is this the ACADEMY AWARD? BOBBI JEAN is fired up now. Come on lets ROCK THIS. Girl if you throw your leg up in the air it will take not MAST UNIT but a SWAT TEAM to lower those tree trunks to the ground.
The world will get the chance to take a tour and see a new roadmap developed from all the stretch marks on your body. Oh, you are really cute. You better be glad I like you.
ON WITH THE CHEER! DEEP SIX MSNBC MEDIA is putting the information along with charts out there in a format so the PEOPLE can congest who is the best for OUR NATION. THEY are putting out the PRESIDENTS CREDENTIAL. DEEP SIX MSNBC has all the POTENTIAL.
We know who looks and is PRESIDENTIAL. Only 97 days left which is very ESSENTIAL. Come on GIRLS and SWING IT OUT:
O-OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING AT OUR NATION’S DOOR.
B-BATTLEGROUND VOTE is THE ELECTION’S CORE.
A-AUSTERITY IS NOT FOR AMERICA, STOMP IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.
M-MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS FROM OUR PRESIDENT CAN’T BE IGNORED.
A-AWESOME IS THE MAN WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH MORE.
SAY IT WITH ME GIRLS: GO OBAMA, WORKING IT WITHOUT MITTS DRAMA. GO OBAMA, TAKING IT TO THE stage. CINERAMA. HOLD UP! Is CINERAMA a real WORD. Yeah, I found it in DYSON DICTIONARY. Girl, I think the fumes from the VICK SALVE has gotten to your BRAIN CAPITOL.
We made it through the CHEER. Hey, I reveal my taxes and they told me don’t ever do that again with my BROKE A… You know what the GIRDLE has SNAPPED–DONE. Next TIME go get a UNIROYAL TIRE for your TIRED body. It hurts to be BEAUTIFUL. ALL TOGETHER!
OBAMA FORWARD 2012.
DEDICATED: To all the countries around the world who understand MITT ROMNEY is BY NO MEANS a FOREIGN POLICY PERSON. I want to send a SHOUT OUT to the PRIME MINISTER(DAVID CAMERON) of the UK, MAYOR of LONDON BORIS JOHNSON, ED MILIBAND.
We know who ED MILIBAND is. We can watch you in the morning or night on C-SPAN (PRIME MINISTER QUESTIONS). MITT ROMNEY has a hard TIME developing friendships and relationships. This is a BROTHER with SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.
Now to all my NLDERS do not become hostile. MITT needs a friend. Okay, we will wait for MITT ROMNEY to DEFRIEND himself. Then maybe we can extend a hand of friendship.