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Madame Frankenstein

by Linda Ballard

Scene: At the center of CEREBRAL CORTEX at the top of MT. FOREBRAIN lies Castle INTELLECT. This castle is located on a very remote island and has been in MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S family for ages. New home buyers are starting to invade the neighborhood demanding changes to the castle.

New renovations made to the castle and special new features of MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S latest discoveries will be presented on her guided grand tour. McBRAIN ENTERPRISE is having a fundraising to upgrade and enlist special technology to build a LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

The monies will be used for extensive research in one’s brain behaviors in connection with trauma to the brain. Advanced research will be done on CITIZENS UNITED, and why they think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE. NO SUPER PACs ALLOWED.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN is throwing a party and her guest list consists of Marilyn Memory, Alisha Attention, Ava Awareness, Theodore Thought, Larry Language, Samuel Speech, and Conrad Consciousness against CITIZENS UNITED and the SUPREME COURT RULING.

Merindia MIDBRAIN and Hans HINDBRAIN will be running a little late. A trusted and very loyal friend of the FRANKENSTEIN FAMILY will receive honors for his long TIME DEVOTION.

Special guests include SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS from VERMONT, SENATOR TOM UDALL from NEW MEXICO, SENATOR MARK BEGICH from ALASKA, SENATOR DICK DURBIN from ILLINOIS, and SENATOR CHARLES SCHUMER from NEW YORK.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Tonight is a very big night for you EGOR. I’m so excited. Finally, the world will stop STEREOTYPING YOU. EGOR, this is long overdue. Even though your eye has rotated around and had a tendency to not be able to focus on an object, we have strategies for correcting your LAZY EYE.

AMBLYOPIA usually affects one eye. You could always see out of both your eyes but you always told me one eye suffered from depth perception. You needed both eyes for 3D images. Your brain turns off the visual processing to the eye. Your cousin was cross-eyed.

People always get it confused with LAZY EYE. STRABISMUS AMBLYOPIA is a condition where the eyes are not aligned, people do a lot of squinting and it causes double vision. What happens when you are viewing others through the eyes of ELITISM? I wonder what they see?

Remember how we would set on the rooftop, it would be lightning, thundering, and storming? We would recite the names of famous people who had AMBLYOPIA. EGOR can you recite any of the names now? Do you think this will help you calm down?

I know crowds have always been so hard for you to manage. It always calmed you down and made you feel you were not the only person that had been teased, taunted or STEREOTYPED because you had something that set you apart from others.

EGOR:

Yes, MASTER, I think I can remember.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

You don’t have to call me MASTER, EGOR. It brings back such horrible memories. Those memories alone will make me the first candidate for my own LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER. I just can’t visit BLACK ALLEY tonight! You know I love MINNIE RIPPERTON but I don’t want to sing BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

EGOR:

It reminded me of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Whenever GOD would appear and everyone would drop their heads, nobody could recognize GOD because they never looked up in the sky to see his face. We need to PAY ATTENTION. Are you GOD?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

NO EGOR! I am very far from it. There is NO COMPARISON but a lot of CONTRASTING between me and GOD. Hey, I do what I can.

EGOR:

You are very kind, giving, and HUMANE regardless of what people think about you and what goes on behind your CLOSED DOORS at CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN. I think they don’t like your outfit. Who cares! One of your mentors was criticized for the way she dresses. Who needs to be dressed to impress?

I don’t care what outfit they put on, they are still SCAVENGING REPUBLICAN BIRDS who prey on the weak and vulnerable by keeping them in the dark and uninformed. Hey, let’s act like MITT ROMNEY on this one.

You know they are just JEALOUS and ENVIOUS because we tell better stories and we got jokes. It doesn’t have to break our spirits. We don’t need to be like them. No matter how much money they have, it is a shame they cannot do what is right for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

They should be thankful. Everyone has a different way of cleaning up their neighborhood. BATMAN had his way of taking out the GARBAGE. Even at the end of the day when he became Bruce Wayne, he was always a very compassionate and giving person. He never destroyed companies.

He did what was right to help the companies going under. The Board of Directors were on the same page and it was more like a FRIENDLY takeover.

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY is a company that prospered. It is not viewed as a VULTURE CAPITALIST COMPANY. WARREN BUFFET and BRUCE WAYNE have remained long TIME friends and they have a good business relationship.

You never left the WOLVES on top of the HEARSE to have TRICKLE DOWN MITT-O-ROMNICS. They are just angry because NEWT GINGRICH let the cat out of the MOAT. What made me say that?

We were here first and then all of a sudden the SNOOTIES started moving into the neighborhood and wanted us to pay Home Association Fees. I couldn’t believe they sent you a notice to get rid of the towers, the moat, the alligators, and that feisty lizard.

We are definitely keeping the lightning and the thundering surrounding the castle. Look what MITT ROMNEY did with BAIN CAPITAL and the effect it had on KCPL and MO. GAS COMPANY. The people and the companies never saw it coming. See what happens WHEN MITT ROMNEY CAME TO TOWN?

STEREOTYPING AFRICAN AMERICANS when we move into the neighborhood. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS fought hard on the Senate floor for you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. He would say, “My Lady there is a remedy to this problem but I need your help so this will not come back to the SENATE floor.”

He said you knew they were BUZZARD BAIT LIZARDS and the problem had to be eradicated. I remember SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS telling me that in Spanish, the alligator is the term for the lizard. Whatever happened to CHARLES and DAVID KOCH? MADAME FRANKENSTEIN, you didn’t!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION so to say. I must be very vigilant over the OLD WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURES which consist of eagles, buzzards, kites, and hawks. The evolution of the NEW WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURE consists of the ANDEAN CONDOR and the CALIFORNIA CONDOR.

It is the new and updated name of the TEA PARTY. The strongest characteristic of both these REPUBLICAN VULTURE CAPITALISTS is their bald head and dark metallic wings. We must be ready EGOR. That is why we have the MOAT.

EGOR:

The feisty lizard too, who is always making such a big splash. I always wondered why he had such a large impact inside the moat. It surprises everyone when they look into the moat to see such a SMALL CREATURE raising so much hell.

Now that I know who it really is, what does the NEWT have to lose? Sorry for getting sidetracked. The only reason why I called you MASTER is I never knew your first name. I thought it was okay not to ask. My sister always introduces her husband to everyone as “This is my husband”.

Hell, I’ve known him for thirty years and I just would say, “Hi husband.” He never corrected me. He was so fascinated with my eye. He would crack jokes and say things like, EYE just can’t imagine. Then he would point to my EYE. EYE bet you can’t read my thoughts.

One night…(MADAME FRANKENSTEIN cuts EGOR off).

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

EGOR you do not need to tell me about that night. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER? I have an idea of what happened to him and I’m not making fun of your EYE. I’m sorry your sister’s HUSBAND vanished on your birthday the night after the big party in the CASTLE.

My name is BAE BAE, EGOR. Now, who would be intimidated by a woman named BAE BAE FRANKENSTEIN? Subconsciously I think I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to be STEREOTYPED. I wanted to be FEARED. Come on now. It just isn’t strong enough.

Words play such a big part in strengthening or adding emphasis. As a matter of fact, WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) will also be here tonight. I need a stronger name to change my name into so I could be the FORCE to be reckoned with. BAE BAE, NO!

EGOR:

WOW! My real name is EDMUND. I changed my name so I could be FEARED. People would concentrate on my name more so than my eye. I think I can go back and name Famous PEOPLE with AMBLYOPIA.

Let’s see now, Paris Hilton, Marty Feldman, Bill Cosby, Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Bernie Mac, Ben Stuart Scott, Notorious BIG, and Janet Jackson. There are many with AMBLYOPIA and they are doing just fine.

It didn’t stop them from being successful and the young ladies are pretty cute.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

There are strategies for fixing the eye but certain techniques have its side effects. You can wear corrective prescription eyeglasses. Forcing the amblyopia eye to be put to use, you can wear a patch over the good eye. You can even put topical atropine in the eye that has better vision.

I see you are calming down. You would be so upset whenever you came back from capturing those who suffered from their ARROGANCE and ELITISM. They showed no fear and did not care about the risk. They had the nerve to insult you, curse at you, and poke fun of your eye.

Whenever you came back from the forest with a VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN or one of the guys from the SUPER PACs, they would be laughing at you like you were some kind of joke. I had the rooms remodeled, who’s laughing now. They are so detached from society.

If this is the way to get their undivided attention, so be it EDMUND. John Stewart and Steven Colbert did an exceptional job of getting the attention of the media, public, and government with their SUPER PAC SKIT.

EGOR:

You call me EDMUND. I think I like the way it sounds. Can I call you BAE BAE?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Only when there is no one around in the castle but me and you. I tell you what. I will let you think of a name for me. In the meantime, I will change the name in the script so I won’t call you EGOR. Okay EDMUND?

EDMUND:

We make a good team. It looks like everyone has arrived. It’s SHOWTIME!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Everyone listen up. WORD!(EDMUND aka EGOR is standing at the top of the spiral staircase next to MADAME FRANKENSTEIN). Thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting the SENATORS and their causes.

They are working extremely hard on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION to overturn CITIZENS UNITED and their wac ideas of CORPORATIONS are PEOPLE.

No pun intended to WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) who has given a generous donation to support the building of our LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS would say, “EXXON MOBILE and BANK of AMERICA are NOT PEOPLE.” CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE.

They have no flesh, blood, and they definitely don’t have a heart. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS are trying to screw the people out of their constitutional right to vote. These BLOODSUCKERS are flat-out trying to buy the PRESIDENCY with all of their SUPER PAC money.

Forget about an election.The COLONIC KINGS of COLONOSCOPY will go through the motions of having debates and pretend to have an election to only swoop down and steal the PRESIDENCY. We have an advantage. We must stay focused and PAY ATTENTION to their characteristics and traits.

The racketeering needs to stop. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS have no morals because they are OPPORTUNISTS. They are major EXTRACTORS and the ROTO ROOTERS of our NATION. Call on the VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS, that is their game.

They will ROTO ROOT your money and company right down the drain. I want everyone here to give themselves a big round of applause. We must stand UNITED and DO WHATEVER IT TAKES(DWIT). To my long TIME friend and business partner, I give you EDMUND.

He is the perfect person to head up the COERCIVE PERSUASION UNIT. HANNIBAL LECTER, EDMUND’S brother, could not be here tonight but I know he would be proud of your achievements. Everyone gives EDMUND a round of applause.

EDMUND:

Thank you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. I really appreciate your gift of the BOONDOCK SAINTS. I will try to live up to the CREATIVE DESTRUCTIVENESS in my new job position.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

The moment we all have been waiting for. Tour TIME! Over to my right, we have…(interrupted by a guest who looks inside and thinks the room is empty).

ALISHA ATTENTION:

There is no one in here.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Look again and tell me what you SEE with your EYES or what you PERCEIVE with your MIND.

AVA AWARENESS:

This is FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN HUNTSMAN from the UTAH’S room. He was always INVISIBLE in the race and debates. HUNTSMAN never picked up any steam. Why would he ENDORSE MITT ROMNEY when he said he would put his country first?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did he put his country first or himself? He worked with the PRESIDENT. It makes you wonder how he really feels. He ENDORSED a man who cannot decide whose side he is on. HUNTSMAN has become what he has ENDORSED. He lost his CREDITABILITY. Over to my right is MICHELE BACHMAN.

THEODORE THOUGHT:

Is that a DISCO outfit she’s wearing?

MARILYN MEMORY:

If my memory serves me correctly those are not NANCY SINATRA’S silver walking boots. She is in a SPACE SUIT. MICHELE BACHMAN is a real SPACE CASE.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is all about PERCEPTION or what you think you see in front of you. Down the hallway, over to my left, we have RICK SANTORUM.

SAMUEL SPEECH:

I’m SPEECHLESS! Is that RuPaul sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Is that who you see sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap? He is not related to RON PAUL. RON PAUL’S son is named RAND PAUL. Did you know that RuPaul was named after roux, which is a mixture of wheat flour and butter sautéed in a skillet? You can use OIL.

RUPAUL, the Gravy of RICK SANTORUM’S LIFE. Now here’s a real treat through this doorway. What do you see, SENATOR SCHUMER?

SENATOR SCHUMER:

RICK PERRY as an AL-QAEDA TERRORIST hiding behind a huge BOULDER shooting at DICK CHANEY camouflaged in OIL. They both like war.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It could be RICK PERRY down by the ranch taking target practice at his BIG BOULDER. DICK CHANEY bathing in OIL from IRAQ and monies he made from Halliburton. Peek into the room and tell me what you see SENATOR TOM UDALL.

SENATOR TOM UDALL:

Nah, RON PAUL is pregnant and BEN BERNANKE from the FEDERAL RESERVE is delivering a GOLD BABY. WHAT!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did you check the sign on the door? RON PAUL is the head OBGYN physician. He is having a heated argument with BEN BERNANKE who is trying to confiscate RON PAUL’S golden surgical instruments. SENATOR MARK BEGICH, who do you see in the next room?

SENATOR MARK BEGICH:

I’ve never seen a fan this huge. It is throwing out some air. Why is that dog sitting in front of the fan? Is that MITT ROMNEY strapped to the bed? Oh no, the dog is about to Uhhhhhhhhhh. I think I’m going to be sick.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

MITT ROMNEY has a nice huge clock over his head and for the next 12 hours, he can enjoy.

CONRAD CONSCIOUSNESS:

Did we all witness the same incident through our eyes? The IMAGE did not change.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

This is the TRUE CONSCIOUS MIND. That is what happens when SH…T hits the fan and one is deserving of the SH…T. TIME to take a trip to the MOAT. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, come this is your favorite place.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS:

These two alligators are one of the biggest problems in CITIZENS UNITED but now we have the situation under control. The lizard that is raising ruckus will soon become buzzard’s bait.

We must remember that no matter what we see or think we see, it’s all about PERCEPTION and how we PERCEIVE what we saw in our MINDS EYE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

It is the ACCUMULATION of INFORMATION that will lead to GREATER KNOWLEDGE. This KNOWLEDGE will lead to more CHOICES. WITHIN the CHOICES you will become more SELECTIVE.

Once you have SELECTED your TARGET the INFORMATION will give you the OPPORTUNITY to paint a CLEAR PICTURE of your TARGET or “SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE”. The world we live in must have STABILITY.

UNDERSTANDING and INTERPRETING our ENVIRONMENT through our SENSES gives us a stronger JUDGEMENT CALL or “PERCEPTION”. We must LEARN THE PROCESS, UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS before we DO the PROCESS(DUE PROCESS).

There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of INFORMATION. There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of AWARENESS and INTELLECT. To diminish the risk of being TARGETED we must INVESTIGATE, be VIGILANT, and DUE DILIGENCE.

BOTTOM LINE:

WAC is WORDS, ACTIONS, and COMMUNICATION. We SPEAK the WORDS and our WORDS alone will not determine what is SPOKEN is TRUTHFUL. Our WORDS and our ACTIONS will not deliver SATISFACTION of TRUST.

Our WORDS, ACTIONS, and APPROPRIATE BODY LANGUAGE will determine one’s COMMUNICATION. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Don’t Make Me Put On My Gasoline Drawers

by Linda Ballard

Can you see through the flames of the Refresher Course on NLD? Scroll down to the story below and compare the characteristics and traits to the Contenders for the Presidency. Talking about behaviors, it makes you wonder. Will the real Contenders show up?

It is just not the traits and characteristic of NLD Syndrome. These Pretenders/Contenders are on the hit list of many Psychological Diagnoses. This is the Dysfunctional Crew of what Congress promises to come for the 2012 election.

Right now on stage, front and center, we have the Pretenders. MITT ROMNEY, is Mr. Vaseline Vacillator, sliding all over the place with his indecisiveness. Do you want him to be Baptist? No problem Mitt Romney doesn’t mind switching.

Rick Perry, Raging Ricky, who makes Texas Chain Saw Massacre look like a lullaby.The thought of EXECUTION makes him get a good night sleep and ready for the campaign trail in the morning.

Michelle Bachman is the founder and CEO of Conspiracy Theories. X-Files is her true files. She put Dana Scully and Fox Mulder out of business. Newt Gingrich,”Mr.CRYBABY” who will shut down the government if he is snub at Muammar Gaddafi’s funeral.

NEWT made this same play on Formal President Clinton and sat on the back of an airplane. This could have been the “single most avoidable mistake as the SPEAKER”. He wanted to drive Formal President Clinton’s ratings down.

The government shutdown could be blamed on Clinton. The last TIME it was at Yitzah Rabin’s funeral in Israel. This TIME Newt Gingrich can ride on the back of the bus. Newt is probably telling John Boehner to use this same old play on President Obama.

The bottom line, formal President Clinton’s rating rose once again. The same thing happened with President Obama’s rating. Congress game of politics is tired just like their policies.

Ron Paul, the godfather of the original TEA PARTY, is “Mr.Critic” of saying what he says. He was a medical doctor and worked as an OBGYN during the years of 1960-1970.

Maybe Ron Paul could have explained to Mitt Romney the position on birth control taken by Mitt was wrong. Instead, Rachel Maddow had to go to her Man Cave and tell Mitt Romney how it works. She tried to dig his butt out of a hole.

Keep the vaseline close by Mitt Romney. Rick Santorum, Mr. Candy Man, had too much sugar in his tank. Sitting at the candy desk, Rick Santorum’s judgment could be cloudy on his true position of Gay Rights. The sugar could have gotten to Rick Santorum.

This desk was only located on the Republican side of their chambers. Rick Santorum sat at this desk for a 10 year period(1997-2007). When Rick lost in 2007 that ended the real story of Candy Man. Let’s see what happens if we say Candy Man three Times.

Maybe all the Pretenders will go away and the real Contenders will show up as true competition.

Last but not least we have Herman Cain. Don’t Make Me Put On My Gasoline Drawers. This Pretender has redefined the words, black, Negro, and African-American. Of course, we know the word colored did not stick around long. Herman Cain chased it off.

Herman Cain is not on the Flip Side of the Chart. He has created his own diagnosis under the heading of, There Is No Black Inside This Body. Martin Luther King Jr used the word Negro and black in his I Have A Dream speech.

The term black was used throughout the 60’s. It coincided with both leaders teaching of racism, segregation, slavery, and discrimination. Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr did not see eye to eye, Martin Luther King respected Malcolm X’s teachings.

“What the Hah Hell” is wrong with Herman Cain? I understand when some people look in the mirror they see themselves as larger than their actual size. Others may look in the mirror and feel they need more surgery to improve their looks.

A young lady told me once she saw herself as a rotted out house with condemned signs everywhere. Hey, you got me on that one. Maybe she could be reconstructed at a later date. Herman Cain There Is No Black, Negro, or African-American inside of your body.

The mention of Herman Cain’s name infuriated the African Americans I talked to. It totally embarrassed many of the whites. The Latinos want to know what is wrong with OUR homeboy. The lady in the grocery store took it to a new level.

I tweeted on Twitter about my brief survey of Herman Cain. This lady pulled out her handkerchief, wiped her butt, and explained sometimes we forget where we come from. I wished Herman Cain could have been there. I respect Twitter and I respect WordPress.

It gets worse. Herman Cain stands in front of his mirror with his boxing gloves and shorts on. Herman Cain visualizes himself as Occupying Wall Street controlled by the 1% as the last of the Great White Hopes. Look out, Rocky Balboa!

DEDICATED: To all my NLDers stick to the programs that deliver the facts and work for you. Politics will always be a part of our lives. Just make sure you don’t get sidetracked in your purpose in Life. This is where the Tea Party fell off their path.

We all have something to work on. I understand the neurological aspect and those who have UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I have trouble with the Contenders/Pretenders with all of their INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS.

SPECIAL DEDICATIONS: To Dr. James Peterson, Michael Eric Dyson, Melissa Harris-Perry, Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Al Sharpton, Van Jones, Mike Papantonio and Joe Walkins. Joe Walkins stop spinning it and say what you really mean.

What The Hah Hell!

by Linda Ballard

Yes, you are looking at it right. It is a moment in TIME when something is said or an action has been taken and it is so unbelievable. It makes you step back and take a deep breath and really look at the person, place or the situation.

The gears in the brain begin to rotate faster, the jaws will tighten, one’s heart rate speeds up, and your eyes begin to shift from side to side. You know at this very moment what happened just aroused your suspicion, caught you totally off guard. It has rampaged through every emotion in your body. Your skeleton system is now being played like a xylophone. What comes out of your mouth is, “What The Hah Hell!” The questions start pouring in. The river will begin to overflow.

This outrageous act will be put under a microscope and scrutinized until there is nothing left for scrutiny. In the back of your mind, you are thinking “I know they didn’t go there. Did they just say…? Oh, you have crossed the line now!”

So what are you telling me? You don’t believe that yourself. You have got to be kidding me. Do you expect me to believe that? Come on now! No, you didn’t! Think of the TIMES when you have had these moments and things got so critical you went there. What words did you use? Okay, I forgot you were critical and the words you may have used were a bit stronger. There are many words to fill in the blank. Who are the people and the incidents that make you have the “What The Hah Hell” moments?

“What The Hell Moments,” can be triggered by people who never get their facts right or never seem to do the research. They make horrible comparisons. Their ideas are so conservative. Change is not on their agenda. There is no flexibility. Before you can introduce a good proposal it will get shot down. The answer will be NO. Here come the petty meetings because the people are petty. When they use the words, YES WE CAN, it is used for the destruction of the PRESIDENT. “What The Hah Hell!” What makes them appear to be POWERFUL is not their knowledge but their ability to dangle their money in front of the AMERICAN PEOPLE and DENY the PROGRESS of OUR NATION. Slavery, Bondage, Oppression, is what they want for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION. It is their strategy to DIVIDE and ISOLATE so it will only be one CLASS. CLASS OF WAR will not exist if there is only the CLASS of the RICH. Who do you think are the main culprits dragging down the economy?

The ADJUSTMENT BUREAU manipulates lives. You have to stay on their path, never take risks to make any changes, and you can never choose for yourself. Your Voice will not be heard. The power lies in Salty Words, Words of Intimidation of the Abuser.

You know the Abuser image has to be larger than life. The reality will reveal the true COWARD. Once you discover behind the curtain the GREAT WIZARD has NO POLITICAL MACHINE, dammit, you are still hanging out with the GANG of Six. Toto had sense enough to split from the Gang. Steve Martin knew how that felt in the JERK. Dorothy was mad when she had awakened. She had never left the building. The meeting Dorothy attended was petty and no creation of jobs was discussed. The WHINY WOOS whined about the tax cuts for the RICH. Discussions on disaster relief, healthcare for the poor and middle class did not get a handshake. Collective bargaining was totally avoided by the WHINY WOOS. It was more important to pick the Hair Dye and Gorilla Glue for the two front-runners for the PRESIDENCY. “What The Hah Hell!” Wendy Witches sho-nuff Britches take their conspiracy theories to a new elevator ride.

To think you can set gas prices at $2.00 by drilling. The vaccine that makes you mentally retarded goes straight to the top of the elevator. “What The Hah Hell”! Wendy’s sister who thinks our PRESIDENT pals around with terrorists. She was confused. Tourist is what she really meant. Quitting the governorship just to pay your bills and run for President. “What The Hah Hell!” The Prize Winner Awards of “What The Hah Hell” are: Fox News, Bill O’Reilly, Shawn Hannity, Fox and Friends-Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, Brian Kilmeade. We can’t leave out Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Eric Bolin, Heidi Harris, Michael Savage, Lori Ingram, Lou Dobbs, and many more Walkie Talkies in the Right Wing Conservative World.

The Prize Winner Awards of “What The Hah Hell” in Government goes out to Speaker of the House John Boehner, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, South Carolina Senator Jim Demint, Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina, Representative of Wisconsin and Chairman of the Budget Committee, Paul Ryan, Congresswoman of Minnesota, Michele Bachman, Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, Governor Rick Perry of Texas, Former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, Governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, Governor of Florida Rick Scott, Governor of Ohio, John Kasich and many who is attending the Dysfunctional Family Reunion.

The Prize Winner Awards of “What The Hah Hell” Moments in History goes out to the following: Congressman Alan West who compared himself to Harriet Tubman. John Boehner compared government spending to Crack Cocaine and who also stood there clapping for the President’s speech not realizing Pass This Bill Right Now got him excited and was the right thing to do. Congressman Anthony Wiener being confused on how to appropriately use FaceBook and Twitter. The Tea Party Republicans shutting down the government and trying to make a second attempt. Congressman Doug Lamborn of Colorado calling the President a Tar Baby was A Bridge Too Far. Rush Limbaugh comparing the President to an Oreo Cookie was insane. John Kasich of Ohio and Scott Walker of Wisconsin were stripping Union Rights and making unilateral decisions. Sit back and think of your “What The Hah Hell” moment. I’m quite sure you can come up with at least three or maybe more.

The most recent “What The Hah Hell” Moment was the Execution of Anthony Troy Davis. It was a Rainy Night In Georgia. There is also a “Moment of AHA.” This is the moment of Discovery, Truth, and Vindication. “AHA”! Justice has not been served. What does this have to do with NLD? Bottom line it is a brief moment in History which demonstrates what is RELEVANT and what is IRRELEVANT. It demonstrates what can be said that can make your MAD-O-METER rise to 2.00 minutes. The POPCORN IS READY! It also demonstrates the double standards of what can be said by the so-called normal community. What would happen if people with NLD Syndrome acted in this manner? Isn’t this Hypocrisy? From the Flip side of the Chart. Keeping it Real for NLD SKILLS.

Dedicated: To all the men and women in prison Wrongly convicted, serving a life sentence, and on Death Row.

Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy

by Linda Ballard

Ok, Gang, we are not ordering Pizza and we are not watching any Movies. You saw what happened to the Republicans and the Tea Party. They just don’t get it. Pizza gives you Gas and you can Blow Yourself Out of The Box. The Deal John Boehner tried to put in place went down 59 to 41 in the Senate. If John Boehner had read any of SMOKELBG’S SUPERBOWL STORIES he would have learned Twisting people’s’ Arm and Cursing at his Gang Will Not Work. First of all, John Boehner didn’t know his people. He needed a manual on the Republican Tea Party. The people he did know he decided to punish them. The ones he Punished found out he Didn’t Know Anything. John Boehner’s Gang has received a TKO. Teddy Pendergrass was Not singing the song. John Boehner only made the Republican Tea Party anger escalate and their behaviors showed its A… The Boehner Gang is now watching STAR TREK II, WRATH OF KHAHN. The movie was spectacular. The Internal Squabble behind the scenes of the movie is the Republicans vs. Tea Party.

Gene Roddenberry got kicked to the curb for changing his mind too much and going over the limit of his budget. He was given one of those positions, Last House On The Left. This is the Out Of Sight, Out Of Your Mind Position given to those who have problems with Productivity. Directors and Producers were brought in to finish the job. Gene Roddenberry and many others now understand every Promotion Is Not A Promotion. The Movie Industry has problems with their Gangs. You can ask Steven Spielberg, John Singleton, Clint Eastwood, Tyler Perry, and Spike Lee. Now Spike, the order of your name being last has nothing to do with your phenomenal skills. It is just the way SMOKELBG wrote it. Nothing Personal. Will John Boehner get one of these Promotions? His Directions wasn’t clear nor good. John Boehner produced very little in his Two Step Plan. Maybe he thought he was Dancing. Well, John, I hate to tell you, Don’t Go There. You might trip and Fail Again.

We have a new Democratic Emblem. Our Gang is going Full Circle With The Big D. “KNOW THIS”, (translation of KNOW THIS–I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, OKAY) the Deal is for We The People and Our Nation. When Republicans and the Tea Party ran out of Toilet Tissue, I offered them Wipes. They were hesitant but they figured out what to use them for. It took awhile but that’s okay. Once they got cleaned off, I sent for John Boehner. I did not curse. I asked John Boehner to get his TUTTI-FRUTTI AW ROOTY BOOTY in here—A WOP-BOP-ALOO-MOP, ALOP BAM BOOM (translation–Drum Role Please). There was a problem in the Gang of Musicians. Pat Boone cleaned up Little Richard’s song and sold more copies than Little Richard. Hmm! I wonder why? This is another Trip Down Black Alley. Melissa Harris-Perry did an excellent job of explaining the RACIAL DIVIDE between Blacks, Whites, and Latinos on Income, Wealth, and Education on the Rachel Maddow Show. I went before the Nation and I expressed there may be many who may not agree with me or my decision. Hell, or even like me for being the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Michelle Bachman, I had nothing to do with you and Sarah Palin not getting into the Intelligent Women’s Club. You need to talk to SMOKELBG about that one. Patti Labelle and Micheal McDonnell would sing it to the tune of I’M ON MY OWN. What did Little Richard tell you, ladies? GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY you cannot have it Your Way. WOOOOO! You are not the Pointer Sisters. Michelle Bachman takes your Girlfriend, Sarah Palin, and Point Your Butt toward the door. On the way out see Ray Charles so he can tell you to Hit The Road Jack.

The Democrats and I roll to the tune of Music, not Musiq. I know how the Republicans and the Tea Party got the issues confused. Musiq Soulchild is the Artist and Songwriter who sings Teach Me. Before the deal goes down I hope the Republican and the Tea Party learn what the FULL CIRCLE BIG D is about to Teach Them. When Kool And The Gang lose their Kool, they would listen to the Big B, Barry White.  Barry White would sing Practice What You Preach to John Boehner, his Gang, and the Tea Party. If it hadn’t been for the Ohio Players jamming at the Democrats luncheon, the Whitehouse would be singing Fire. The only reason why we stayed up Day And Night On Two Occasions listening to the DEELE because Babyface, LA Reid, and Kevin Edmond were having problems with their Gang. Our Deal for We The People and Our Nation–We Cannot Go For Broke. Bobby Womack just told Chaka Khan, I Can’t Understand It. Chaka Khan sent an e-mail to Shanice saying I Feel For You. It is hard to go over to the Republican Camp and sing Silent Prayer. Envogue is at the Senate Hearing Committee singing Never Gonna Get It. Jade just broke through the door and said, “5, 4, 3, Yo Time Is Up”. Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy, Boyz II Men will wrap it up with We Come To The End Of The Road.

We The People and Our Nation have been under a lot of stress. Just before the darkest hour dawn will break. A little Laughter can go a long way. We learned who the GIVERS, TAKERS, and the RUMP SHAKERS were. It was not Guy, Blackstreet, or Wrecks-N-Effect. To all my NLDERS music is a good strategy to soothe the Savage Beast. If your choice is Movies, make sure it is a Movie you can Understand and Not Need Your Interpreter. People become annoyed when others talk about the show. Leave your cellphones at home. LAUGHTER reduces one’s STRESS. FRIENDS and RELATIONSHIPS are hard to maintain. Anyone can have trouble with their Gang. Keeping It Real For NLD Skills.