Biden__ology

None of these contenders took the course. Well, it was reported 4 of the contenders took the course. Who did the reporting? B.C. said he had special knowledge. Yeah! I wrote the Koran.  Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are going to produce my biopic.  I won’t bother to come to the Academy Awards. Know This! I am going to win.  This brother is definitely Before Christ. Did they fail the course? Did they cut class? What happens to their mental processing? Who took the class?  It’s too embarrassing to say out loud. Psssssssk! No!  Get out of here! Zip It. This is too juicy. Come On! Let me drop a few hints.  The man behind the Iron Rag. What! Don’t you mean the man behind the Iron Mask? Just think about it for a second. I get it. He wanted to build a wall. Remember the Iron Curtain? What would you do when you want your hair to stay in place?   I go get my Doo-Rag.  There you go, Iron Rag. This Brother needs to wrap his head in Iron to keep his poison thoughts from seeping and creeping into the minds of We The People. This next person is on a Lou-Lou.  Maybe he watches too much Hulu.  Is that an owl with a hat sitting over there on a branch. Those are Bushes who got left on the ranch. No! This brother believed he was a famous character back in 1960 chilling with his friend Zeus. The Greek God Zeus. No! Dr. Zeus. You sound like Newt. This brother needs to lay off the Spam. What do you think about this, Pam? Hey! I don’t eat green eggs and ham. Has anyone talk to Sam. He’s bent on government shutdowns. D**n!  Have you ever talk to a person and your mouth started to get dry?  Why did I ever stop to say, Hi? Did you feel really thirsty?  The conversation went nowhere and this brother wasn’t worthy. He grabs my bottle of water and he took a drink. Ohooo! Pissed me off. Did he not think?  How can you trust this brother when he doesn’t pay his own bills.  He calls in for work and uses the EXCUSE he’s ill. How can you trust a brother who will never be able to negotiate our nation a deal? They all failed the course. For Real! For Real!

Tough course! Bring your heart, soul, and brain You’re right. I had to take this course more than twice. On the For Real Side, I probably will be enrolled in this course for the rest of my life. Biden_Ology!   The science of a man packing the Truth and Facts. Biden_ology! It is the science of a real human being with a tremendous amount of compassion.  This course demonstrated how the older man delivered a political spanking.  The younger opponent got spanked.   Hey, that statement sounds weird but I was just reflecting back on the 2012 debate.  My mind has fast forwarding to 2015 debates and the movie Friday.  The Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (censored version) You got knocked the F**k out.  Did Biden react like an old man?  Guess who will be on the cover of Eternal Magazine? We know it won’t be Jeb Bush.  Biden_ology tossed AGE right out the window in 2012.  Biden delivered right hooks, left hooks, uppercuts and constant jabs to the REAL old man who holds the gavel on a shrimp platter. This brother got doused with Joe’s secret sauce.  How ironic!  The Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, will be reminded every time his gavel swings Biden_ology will take him down. Biden laughed his way through the debate barely making any frowns.  Biden_Ology made Ryan look like the Actress who played Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) real-life father’s puppet clown.   Science is a Branch of knowledge. Wait a minute!  We are talking about Biden_Ology.  We are talking about the whole Tree.  Look at all those contenders who don’t have a leaf to stand on and will not be included in the forest. Why? They don’t believe in science because they are climate deniers and liars. Let it be told by the opposite end of the spectrum this course was too brutal with too many interruptions.

Biden answers were to the point, not exaggerated, and very witty.  Bro can hang with Jay-Z, Maroon 5, and P Diddy.  Yes, 2016 election is going to Hurt Like A Mother F**ker. Maroon 5 sings it better than none other.  So be it if the title of Maroon 5 song comes out of Biden mouths used in a different context, Ye better know it! Biden will say what he means and means what he says. Gaffe! Get out your deck of cards and deal. Time to call a SPADE a SPADE.  Here comes the aromatic flavor of Unintentional Behavior. Look at all the crap the new Hammer of the House has said Intentionally. Look how the man behind the science handle the response of the so-called Gaffes. Play the 2012 debate tape again. Biden was cool, calm, collected and caring.  A true science that gives a D**n.  Biden_ology offers the following:

1.) The Fact of the matter ( Truth/credibility)

2.) Being on the same page

3.) So much laughter

4.) show me and stop talking

5.) direct eye contact

6.) simple answers

7.) concrete answers

8.) bottom line

9.) Specifics

10) a real Plan

11.) a rhythmic finger carried no threat to Martha, even the first tapping on the desk made you realize it was all about understanding the message. (Don’t give me that “Malarky”) It takes a really skilled person to wave a finger in someone’s face and not appear to be threatening, unlike Jan Brewer the former governor of Arizona.

12) “Bling Bling”  I like your Smile song by Shanice.  Superficial smile upheld by Vaseline isn’t allowed.

Go ahead and register for the course of Biden_ology. Your body will absorb straight up GOODNESS and soooo much FLAVOR.   Biden_ology is a rich blend of black tea but we will not extract from Biden’s vanilla.  Taking this course will help relieve your stress.  Just think what would happen if you encounter Biden at least 3 Times a day or 3 times a week.  The path you have chosen will lower your risk of a heart attack or stroke.  Have you thought about what will happen if you encounter the contenders of 2016 at least once a day? Stroke and heart attack are imminent. How did the ambulance get here so quickly?  The ambulance was just around the corner of the stroke and heart attack. See what happens when holding a conversation with a bunch of Knuckle-Heads.   Your energy got drained.  Well, it’s not too late to enroll in Biden_ology an increase your energy level. Don’t be afraid to gain the happiness factor. You won’t regret taking this course. Biden_ology offers the same health benefits as Black Tea. Sip! Sip!  Drink up.  As far as the warning labels I don’t think surgeon general Vivek Murthy will contest the man behind the science. I’m cool with that.  It would be awesome for the surgeon general to contest the contender’s Bs.  Why not? Who held up the confirmation of Vivek Murphy?  Exactly!  The science of Biden_ology jumps starts the mind and points out the “Malarky”.

A real combination of sweet cinnamon to help control weight, lower blood sugar, and help neutralize odors.  Do you feel the urge to eat yourself into a coma while talking to people who nauseate you?  The man behind the science will help you control your appetite, stay focus, and remain alert.   Your blood sugar will stabilize.  The dizziness and nausea will go away. The stench will be removed from the room. Everyone seems to agree Biden is a MIGHTY GOOD MAN.  So does Salt and Pepper who sings this song.   Black pepper generates hydrochloric acid to help reduce the heartburn and indigestion.  I will get my amounts of money worth in taking this course and pour in the honey.   If I could only nail down the ability to establish friendships and develop long-lasting relationships it would make me so happy. People would realize I’m not rude at all. Biden_ology is just the course I need.  Biden is quite recognizable except to the ladies in Trump’s beauty pageant.  These women couldn’t tell the moderator who is the Vice-President of the United States. Look at this book. It has a lot of factual information and no fluff. Readers Digest was the condensed version and had more substance in its cup.  The last book I read was so big I felt as though I would throw up. Peppermint, Spearmint, and Chamomile Tea will help relieve this symptom.

Ginger is in the mix.  It will help with nausea and your loss of appetite. Ginger helps with the digestive problem.  Throw out the tummy tums and relax. Don’t worry about acid reflux. You’re safe.  This is the science behind the man who knows how to roll and treat people gingerly.   Add a star of anise. Don’t use the Japanese version of a star of anise.  You might get poison. Use the Chinese version.  Trump would like the China version. Get rid of inflammation and the yeast in your system.   Everyone has probably encountered a fungus in their life. Did you get poison?  Perhaps the wrong brand was used.  You’re rolling with the wrong crew. We know who is the STAR of anise.

Go ahead! Take the course and learn how to deal with the beast. Here come the smile and the laughter.  “Malarky” Thereafter!   BIDEN  shut down the debate.  We can’t leave out the clove. There are no bruises, headaches, and your blood is circulating first-rate. Biden_ology is classy and full of robust flavor. The science behind the man is classic Chai Latte you will never forget to savor. Take the course and learn about behaviors.  Not a branch of knowledge but the whole tree. The science behind the man who struggled and survived many adversities. Save a seat for me in your LIFE LESSONS UNIVERSITY. Biden_ology!

Dedicated to the Vice President Of The United States

JOE BIDEN

Can I Get an Amen or Not?

Scene: SMOKELBG and her long TIME friend are sitting on the steps of MT. PISGAH CHURCH reflecting on their BACK IN THE DAY MOMENTS. JETTI MAE can’t believe the PRESIDENT has changed his views on SAME SEX MARRIAGE. Get ready to get your ear bent.

They both want to share their DRAGNET THEORY and show THEIR LOVE AND SUPPORT for the PRESIDENT, JOE BIDEN, ARNE DUCAN and BEN JEALOUS. Here is a SPIN on what can happen in the AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY when one is divided by RELIGION.

JETTI MAE:

Why are we sitting here on these church steps? If you want me to start confessing my sins that are going to be ROOTS THE NEXT SIN-ER-RATION PART VI. It’s Getting Hot In Here. I thank I’ll take off all my clothes. I brought my ANOINTING OIL with me.

SMOKELBG:

OKAY NELLY, This is not SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO. Don’t try it. Keep your JOHNNY WALKER RED in your purse. Try to act nice. OKAY!

JETTI MAE:

You know I’m not feeling the church. Let me see if I can get an ACADEMY AWARD with my baby DENZEL WASHINGTON. Alright! Alright! I won’t bring my JOHNNY WALKER RED OUT but you did not say anything about my AB-SO-LUTE-LY VODKA. HAH! GOTCHA!

Sound like JAMES BROWN. BA-BEDA, TA-TAYA, HAH HOO and GET ON UP! I never did understand what JAMES BROWN was saying but I could cut a rug when I was out on the dance floor with my ANOINTING OIL in me.

SMOKELBG:

More like your IGNORANT OIL. It’s all good. You are a HOLY MESS but you are still my DAWG to the END. You want to tell them what the DRAGNET THEORY IS? I know that was your show BACK IN THE DAY.

JETTI MAE:

Is that my name in print? It is even more ugly in print than it sounds. I wonder why my momma name me JETTI MAE and my sister is named ANNIE BELLE? Girl, these BACK IN THE DAY names is tough. How could they do this to a child? That is BONE THUG ABUSE.

You know when you go to school be prepared to RUMBLE. Names like AZZA LEE, BERTHA JEAN, and LOU-ELLA. Game On and the RUMBLING begins. I got thrown off track. Let me hit you up with the DRAGNET THEORY. JACK WEBB had this radio show then turn TV SERIES from 1949-1970 called DRAGNET.

The stories were true but the name was changed to protect the innocent. This was a team and a coordinated effort to catch criminals by the LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT. Going fishing for criminals is what JOE FRIDAY and his team did to clean up the city.

Well, I won’t be changing the name to protect the innocent because these suckers need to be drug out of the woodworks. Before I tell people where I came from, SMOKELBG I want you to put your UNIVERSAL SPIN on it.

SMOKELBG:

BREAK IT DOWN! BREAK IT DOWN! HOMOGENEOUS meaning UNIFORM all the same kind, consistent, and there is no KOOL-AIDE in the mix. We will say this is the 1% RICH FOLKS or the WHITE RICH HOMOGENIZED MILK FOLKS who don’t want to pay their fair share in taxes.

The WHITE RICH 1% HOMOGENIZED MILK FOLKS will come back and MILK the system for everything that it is worth through SPECULATION and GAMBLING. LIVES of the MIDDLE CLASS or your EFFECTIVE MEDIUM which will no longer be EFFECTIVE and will disappear into the night.

WALL STREET CREW, JP MORGAN CHASE along with other financial institutions has recruited the best of the best THINKS TANKS fresh out of college or from any other source.

WALL STREET would pay their F9 MONKEYS a good salary to become creative in their PAPERWORK making their nonexistent deals confirmed and concrete. WALL STREET would tell their F9 MONKEYS not to tell anyone how much they are being paid.

Please don’t have a CONSCIOUS because we are WALL STREET, 1%, the REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, SCOTT WALKER, JOHN BOEHNER and the GANG. We are desperately trying to DESTROY this NATION with our RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. The PEOPLE will have to PAY while we PLAY.

These individuals would move from an ABSTRACT CONCEPT which plants the seed to F9 CONCRETE CONCEPT to confirm the nonexistent. Just when you thought you were safe and secured with your investment you find out it was all a big rip off.

It was all on paper but would never materialize because it did not exist. The F9 MONKEYS made it all look legitimate so they could collect on a deal they would transfer to an entity(empire, partnership, or corporation) instead of a lender.

Then they would F3, exit, escape, and abort the mission leaving you holding the bag. The larger scale or majority are homogeneous because change and adapting to change strips them of their power of control. SPECIAL PURPOSE VEHICLE(SPV) indeed they are.

The smaller scale or heterogeneous. They are feared because they can adapt, adjust to change, and one day they will take over and push the FAT CATS with deep pockets out-of-the-way.

WALL STREET is the CREW that does not want to see EVOLUTIONARY CHANGES but wants the people to pay for the risk of their mistakes and wants to remain in CONTROL.

HETEROGENEOUS which has too much flavor in the mix with all that DIVERSITY, ETHNICITIES, CULTURAL BACKGROUND, SEX, and AGES. The LGBT COMMUNITY is a wonderful example.

It is everything that is UNWANTED in our PROGRESSIVE CHANGING WORLD by those who are the CONSERVATIVE FAT CATS and those RICK SANTORUM RELIGIOUS FANATICS.

Would we be able to call ourselves a PROGRESSIVE NATION if the rules of the GAME had not changed?

I am so glad that our PRESIDENT EVOLVED with many others to understand that NO PERSON SHOULD BE ISOLATED and EVERY PERSON SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS and GRANTED INCLUSION IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

These 2 WORDS, homogeneous and heterogeneous or UNIVERSAL and can be applied to the haves and the have not. MITT ROMNEY is the same old BULLY, LIAR, not changing, or EVOLVING, and a FAT CAT. BACK IN THE DAY, he was known as a GENTRY SLUM LORD.

MOVING FORWARD, this put a BOMB in the DRAWERS of all those GENTRY FOLKS and RELIGIOUS FANATICS. In PHYSICS heterogeneous applies to solid, liquid, gas which gives a reaction. This is the BOMB that has blown up in the face of the GAMBLERS, WALL STREET, and JP MORGAN CHASE.

In the social domain heterogeneous is all about diversity, computer world improvement, growth and economic development.

JETTI MAE:

I want to say this to all the RELIGIOUS FANATICS where I come from was ROUGH RIDERS HOOD. One thing about it an ALCOHOLIC would share their BOTTLE and a JUNKY would share their NEEDLE.

You could stand on the corner and try to get a ride to church and people would pass you by because of the neighborhood you lived in. You called yourself CHRISTIANS. What GOD do you pray to?

When my brother was shot and killed they would not let his body lie in state at the church my mother attended for over 20 years. One of the so-called Christians of the church found out my brother was HIV infected. I begged my mother for years to stop giving to the TAKERS.

MINISTER EPCOT had his fancy car and his wife had a new hat and matching attire every SUNDAY. They laughed at my mother for wearing the same dress and rolled down stockings. She was very heavy chested and she would tie her money up and place it in her bosom.

She could never get a ride to church but she always made it on TIME. My mother passed away from her heart being broken one month after one of the so-called CHRISTIAN paid my mother a visit. “Miss I’M GOING to HEAVEN IF I CAN PAY TO GET IN,” let my mom know about my brother’s activities.

The code in our HOOD was let SLEEPING DOGS LIE. I was so done with GOD and his CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY. This was the DIVISION of MY RELIGIOUS BELIEF in the AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY.

My ROUGH RIDER LIFE began in ST. LOUIS, Missouri in the PRUITT-IGOE NEIGHBORHOOD. You call that URBAN RENEWAL. It was an URBAN DISASTER. WENDELL O. PRUITT was an AFRICAN AMERICAN WORLD WAR II PILOT with the TUSKEGEE AIRMAN and one of the “GRUESOME TWOSOME” who teamed up with LEE ARCHER.

WENDELL PRUITT was killed in a training exercise. WILLIAM L. IGOE was a UNITED STATES REPRESENTATIVE from MISSOURI. He lived to be 73 years of age.

Sadly this PROJECT development was one of the biggest failures in PUBLIC HOUSING. It was a SEGREGATED PROJECT HOUSING. WHITES would live on the IGOE SIDE and BLACKS would live on the PRUITT SIDE. Now you know how we got WHO’S WHO in America.

PRUITT-IGOE got its REPUTATION from MACK DADDY GENTRIFICATION who rolled his butt up into HOLLY HOOD and sent an architect in to give the so-called less fortunate SUB-ZERO HOUSING.

MR. WHITEY MIGHTY MITT-CHIE INTENTIONALLY built PROJECT UNITS design so poorly even the CENTER OF DISEASE CONTROL would not come out and get test samples when a tenant got bitten by a REAL-ESTATE COCKROACH.

They own the property and the GANG MEMBERS paid dues to BIG DADDY CHAUNCHIE BUG BUG. There was no air conditioners, the kitchen designed so small if you stuck your leg out your feet would land in the toilet. WHAT BATHROOM! DON’T GO THERE! The elevators would skip floors.

This is where the high crime took place when you had to get off the elevator and walk up to MURDER STAIRWELL. In route to your apartment your chances of getting raped, mugged, stabbed, and drugged was a 10 plus.

On a nice cool summer night, you would get the opportunity to get thrown out of a window from the top floor without a parachute. WHAT A RUSH! BUNGIE JUMPING with no rope was the drug dealers favorite. NO record deal was in the making. It just happens.

SLOW JAM THIS! There were other PROJECT UNITS springing up all over the place which was a major disaster for the overcrowded city of ST. LOUIS. There were three architects which worked on this project. Here is the kicker. One of the architects was MINORU YAMASAKI.

He prided himself on his work and went on later to become very famous. His motto was “THE PURPOSE OF ARCHITECTURE IS TO CREATE AN ATMOSPHERE IN WHICH MAN CAN LIVE, WORK, AND ENJOY.” I wonder what made him change his tune?

I sure in the HELL did not enjoy my environment nor the fights I had to survive. MINORU YAMASAKI is the same guy who built the main terminals to LAMBERT AIRPORT in St. Louis. He was the major architect and designer of the WORLD TRADE CENTER. CHECK IT OUT.

SMOKELBG:

Is he still alive?

JETTI MAE:

No, he died on February 7, 1986.

SMOKELBG:

I knew you would know but we will move FORWARD.

JETTI MAE:

One more thang.

SMOKELBG:

OKAY:

JETTI MAE:

I am so PROUD of MAGIC JOHNSON and all he has contributed. Man, he owns the DODGERS. He has overcome a lot and has come a long way.

SMOKELBG:

That is really nice of you to say.

JETTI MAE:

You know I haven’t been around any bat caves, bird droppings, nor have I had an organ transplant.

SMOKELBG:

Where are you going with this?

JETTI MAE:

You know you have CRUMPED UP FRIENDS and now I just made the A LIST. I got my doctors results back and I have been diagnosed with DISSEMINATED HISTOPLASMOSIS along with the other crud. I don’t have to tell you because I can tell by your expression you already know.

SMOKELBG:

Hey, What can I help you with?

JETTI MAE:

Just being my friend and putting up with all my secrets. I don’t have to hide anymore. Thank MR. SMOOTH OPERATOR for opening the door and letting me live my last days with DIGNITY and RESPECT. It has been a long TIME since I could open up and tell the TRUTH.

CAN I GET AN AMEN OR NOT?

SMOKELBG:

AMEN!

JETTI MAE:

CAN I GET A DRINK OR NOT?

SMOKELBG:

ALRIGHT!

JETTI MAE:

AB-SO-LUTE-LY!

ADVISORY ALERT: Our GOVERNMENT has stress JOBS and the ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT to help promote the standard of living which the POOR and the MIDDLE CLASS will not feel the need to bow their head in SHAME and DISGRACE.

Our GOVERNMENT has been very clear on their goals and objectives to reinforce and improve the characteristic of the COMMUNITY and OUR NATION by improving the infrastructure.

Programs must continue to stay in place giving incentives to people with homes that are decaying giving them the encouragement to rebuild. We must continue to reach out to first TIME home buyers.

We can never go back to the MITT-CHIE GENTRY ways of those who come in and buy up the property knowing when the value goes up it will increase rent and raise taxes. It forces the POOR and the MIDDLE CLASS to think their goal is no longer attainable and force them out of their homes.

The characteristic of the COMMUNITY will change and that which was once affordable no longer is a HOMEOWNER’S DREAM. Those who are UNACCEPTABLE and STEREOTYPED will lose their fight and take flight. ONLY the GENTRY SLUM LORDS will have access to the high dollar RIVERFRONT PROPERTY.

Once again the cycle will start over and the process of the HIGH RISE SEGREGATED and NOT EQUAL PLANTATION will take a TOLL ON OUR SOULS.

The only way we can break this cycle is through DIVERSITY, UNIFICATION and the INCLUSION of a COMMUNITY that has been OMITTED because of the BURST OF FLAVORS and TOO MANY COLORS IN THEIR RAINBOW. You thought being AFRICAN AMERICAN was difficult. THINK AGAIN!

WELCOME HOME LGBT. CAN I GET AN AMEN OR NOT?

Side by Side Play

Mom took me to the playground.

All the children played.

Mom watched me very carefully.

She knows I have delays.

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Mom came up to me repeatedly.

I didn’t know how to react.

So I shook my head and flapped my arms.

I tried to interact.

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The children begin to surround me.

All I could do was stare.

Mom stepped right in immediately.

She helps me become aware.

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This is my big moment,

To make friends and try to choose.

This is my moment for reaching out.

I did not want to lose.

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Mom deals with all my social blunders

She truly understands.

She loves me and encourages me.

Mom tells me, YES YOU CAN.

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I became so frustrated.

My behaviors begin to manifest.

I started stumping, crying, and screaming.

Mom told me it was time to rest.

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The children became so frightened.

They all started running away.

I was puzzled and felt very empty inside.

This was a horrible day.

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Understanding the concept of making friends,

Made it difficult for the children to stay.

Mom wrapped her arms around me and whispered.

It is called side by side play.

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This is dedicated to all the Mothers with children that have extraordinary minds with unique abilities and multi-level learning styles on Mother’s Day, wishing you the best. This also goes out to all the children across the world who have difficulty developing friendships and relationships. Hang in there, you are not alone.

NLD Mom/cancer survivor