Tag Archives: First Lady Michelle Obama

Wind Beneath My What!

Nanna Boo Who, Guess who’s here. Oh My God. Get on in here!   Let Nanna’s age-old eyes peep at you. I can’t believe what a fine young lady you have become. My Grand-baby has really shot up from a string bean to a luscious young sweet potato. Nanna Boo Who isn’t that supposed to be OMG! No, whose writing this story. Okay! What brings you to my neck of the hood. Nanna, can’t you say the neck of your woods? Nanna could say a lot of things but the last time I did your mother got a whiff of what Mr. Roger’s taught in his neighborhood when he got pissed off.  Don’t you go saying the word pissed off to your MaMa? Grandma! Oh, Lawd! What did I say wrong? What did I forget? Whenever you call me out as Grandma instead of Nanna Boo Who something has gone south. Did you forget my birthday?  Child If Nanna forgets anything it would not be your birthday. I forgot my WordPress password and the support was wonderful. It has been so long since I had a new password. Thank You, WordPress! 🙂 Give Credit Where Credit is Due.

I went to your favorite website, Etsy.com to buy you a gift. As you say, “Dare to be different and Dare to own it.” Who taught me that? The one and only Nanna Boo Who. I would have loved if you baked my favorite German Chocolate Cake. Well, I did better than that. I ordered you a cake from Dean and Deluca. Nanna, you are all over the grid. Sho-Nuff!  I would have gotten the cake from Yummly.com but they were fresh out. Baby girl  I really appreciate you standing there with those big pretty hazel eyes and saying to Nanna, “It would taste better if you baked it.”  First, Nanna Boo Who there will be more TIME for your days to get things done that you need to get done. Second, I’m so glad and proud I can come over here and talk to you about things that are happening in my life.  Third, Nanna Boo Who, thank you for teaching me the Ist, 2nd, and 3rd rule to help organize my thoughts. The greatest gift shared is you accepting me and still being able to communicate with me as if you were my age. 🙂 Nope! Nope! I don’t want to be that age again.

So my Grand-baby is Sweet Sixteen. Girl, you are getting old. Step up here and give me a big hug and kiss. What do those little ears and big mind want to learn today? Nanna Boo Who,  what is your spin on the song Wind Beneath My Wings?  I never did like that song. Maybe I got the wrong meaning but that song rubs me the wrong way. As women growing up we weren’t taught to dream or nurture the thoughts of our ambitions.  Nanna, I thought you were going to say back in the day. No, I like being in the day, with the moment being now, and moving FORWARD.  I really hate those Uncle Lawrence stories. This is a new era and I want to see my granddaughter stand on her own two feet and not be under someones D*** wing. Sorry about that baby girl. That was a slip of the lip. Now when you go home make sure you don’t trip and use that word because your MaMa will flip the script.

There’s no boogeyman in the closet.  You can dream and shoot for becoming the next female President. You can become Lady Braveheart of Massachusetts like Senator Elizabeth Warren, or First Lady Michelle Obama (Queen Guinevere of 2016) who took her husband place when he leaves office. What a dream!  There are so many doors opening and the struggle has been horrendous for women. Baby-girl it is so many women out there who are Stumping and Trumping the yard with such greatness. Grandma, you forgot that I don’t dream. No, I didn’t. There is no need to call Iyanla Vanzant to fix your life.  How will I work around imagining my greatness?  The same way we have always worked with your unique abilities. We will point it out, pour on the concrete ideas. It gets even better. We will StumbleUpon new ideas, FaceBook it to your friends. I don’t have many friends. It is a new day of communication and being on the Grid will help.  If you are not comfortable, there is a way to monitor any strange comment by blocking or de-friending.  Also, clean out your profile. Tweet out your ideas or face-off with SnapChap. We can build the biggest collage of your dreams on Pinterest and Instagram.  Apple laid the groundwork for a new way of educating children/adults.  You know Nanna Boo Who got your back. I must continue to keep up so I can leave the doors of communication open. Nanna Boo Who thank you for continuing to learn and grow with me. I see your white hair but I can’t ever see you growing old. That is what modern technology does for the soul.

Baby girl we have a contender who thinks he is Julius Caesar. We all know how that history lesson ended. Someone needs to Tweet to this guy and tell him he is not the dressing on the salad.  Mr. Cesspool of Intentional Behaviors is straight up berserk for ever thinking he can become the President of the United States. This is his dream but for his constituents, it is a real nightmare.  He Tweets all the time. Just think of all the people under the wing of this guy. Concretely he would rule all, incarcerate common sense, banish dreams and reasonable ideas forever. Maybe I got the song Wind Beneath My Wings Wrong. For you, on your birthday I always want you to DREAM the way we have taught you using all the tools available to help you become successful. Grandma never wants you to become the backup generator for another person dreams.  Grandma doesn’t play that energize bunny Sh**. You are allowed to have and be motivated by your own dreams concretely or not.  Society tends to crush dreams and want people to settle for mediocre things. As long as you have breath in your body you will play more than one role in life.  Speaking of Wings, Nanna Boo Who did throw down your favorite dish. Guess! By the way, I did not forget the Louisiana Hot sauce. Happy Birthday, Baby Girl!

 

 

 

Can you Do The NaeNae?

Perfect Time! Whew!  Are you ready? Let’s rock this. Get It!  Get It! Bend those knees, rock those shoulders from side to side.   Now throw one arm up at a time and whip it. Don’t be stiff with it.  Yeah! That’s it! Do it Do it.  Throw in some extra moves What!   It caught me and everyone in the nation off Guard. I know we can sing one of Monica’s Song. It’s One Of Them Days when I want to be all along. Don’t take it personally. Come on! Michelle  O pulled it off.  She is in step with TIME. What was she doing?  Her Dougie dance. So now it is Time to move on with the decision that was designed for the LIFESTYLES of the RICH and FAMOUS.  Yeah, Baby! Ricardo Montalban got tired of playing the white suit. He jumps ship and went was no man has gone before.  RACE  is the Final  Frontier for the Robe Brothers.  Afraid Captain Smooth Operator (OB_1)  the first by the way Bi-racial commander-and-chief, would actually move our nation forward.   Sure the people and the nation’s balance is thrown off. Don’t worry we can still do this if we just keep up with the latest step and rock the dance.  The conservatives at the opposite end of the spectrum will not have the last say. Never forget with progression there are 24 hours in a day.  Once again! Bend your knees, rock your shoulders from side to side, throw one arm up at a TIME and give it a presidential wave.  You can do the NAENAE. Hey!

Right There! The latest step. Are you keeping up?  The grand-babies want you to bust a move and get in the groove.  Are you up on the latest everything?  I hope you are up on the languages.  Be ready to step out, lean forward, and communicate. Give yourself some wiggle room when a decision lands on your doorstep and it is not the answer you’re looking for. Just remember the people and the nation isn’t doom. Don’t be paralyzed by a decision encased in a package of the out-of-date fruit of the loom.  Come on now. There will be no more COURTING the Undateable.  Are you out of step with TIME?   Do you understand the rap and rhyme? If not step back and make a way for those who can pave the way. Let the crew wearing the blue shake it off and start anew.  The Robe Brothers are out of sync. Talking about a decision that really stinks.  It was an absolutely horrible play.  We know who CANNOT do the NAENAE.

Hard Choices breaks down to giving people an opportunity to have more than just one choice. When you look at the choices being played down you realize no poll can measure what each one of these individuals can offer. Sooo stop playing down the other contenders who can throw their hat into the ring without their hats getting thrown back. Check this out. When polls are done in the medical world guess who gets left out. The majority of the polls that are taken are done for men and not women.  Right! Right! Women are thrown into the medical mix. There is boo-coo research handed down which helps men only.  Women aren’t considered nor included in these studies.  Women just have to go along with the program and take medicine which will not benefit them. Why? Let me know when the first man has a baby, menstrual cycle, and hassles with pre and post-menopause.  So whoever is out there doing all this D… polling I hope they can keep in step, bend your knees, move those shoulders, work their body along with their mind. Throw your arms up one at a TIME. Give it a strong presidential wave so you can do the NAENAE.

Take a look at the polls waiting for a woman to be elected. The woman who is out of step and has not made it clear what her policies are.  The woman who doesn’t want her own husband defending her.  Here is a woman who can give her spill to flirt with the nation. A woman who will be a proud grandmother soon. What will happen when the grand-baby gets older and grandma can’t evolve or relate to the boo-boo? Will grandma be able to keep up? Will she be able to dance?  Anybody care to take a poll?  The little miniature adult can and will give grandma a spanking of her life. One thing about children there are no boundaries. If you are fake, a liar, mean green stinky machine grandma you will know. I hope grandma can come out and play. Through the lens of the little one let her remain the latest, the greatest and kicking it to the NAENAE.

Ratings are down on a man who is actually doing his job.  A man who can use his penmanship to right the wrongs of the knuckleheads who can’t sign a bill into law for background checks. A man who knows an entourage is exactly the body of people who surround him and are not effective. They only want to be just as important as the person they surround but does not have the matching skill sets.   Would anyone like to take a polling on the Robe Brothers?   The last White Hopes now pimping Ricardo Montalban white suit jumped ship and got Lost In Space. Take a poll of the man who holds a gavel and cannot pass a farm bill and piss in the toilet straight.  Where are the poll and their D… pen on all the Brothers that are senators, congressmen who are under investigation for being your ROYAL SLEAZINESS?   Poll that Sh… because we all know it is true grit. Check this out. A poll will not give you the self-determination to brace yourself for the rough spots in life.  A poll will not be there to ensure your survival of the BS (and the Bush Sh..)  we lived through. The BS  and the Bush Sh… blinded the ratings for the true downgrade of the real culprit who focked up the economy.  Smooth Operator had to come in and do some operating to diminish the BS and the Bush Sh… In order to do our fair share, we must handle our  SH…  Smooth Operator taught me it was not reading between the lines but it is the BOTTOM LINE. Here is a BROTHER who deserves a break today. WHY? He can do the NAENAE.

Who are the people who are misinformed?  Does it really matter what they say?   Who are the people who are out of step, out of their mind, and not flexible with keeping up with the TIMES? Ahhh yes, polling is gathering information for your own personal agenda. It doesn’t matter if the contender can’t keep in step or LIE. How about another Margaret Thatcher to please the eye? In the real world, there is no poll to define who you are as a person. Who needs a poll to say what you have decided in your mind and in your heart what you can achieve or cannot achieve. Right There! If you take mind and heart out of the equation it reveals the peek-a-boo I see you to those who did not pick up their shield of armor and proclaim compassion, empathy, and support.  The opposite end of the spectrum demonstrates the true meaning of FECKLESS.  Yes, my Brothers and Sister, these were the people who showed their Monkey A… and was incompetent, irresponsible, worthless, and RECKLESS. Just a friendly reminder to always keep people with these traits or characteristics at bay. These are the Brothers and Sisters that CANNOT do the NAENAE.

I GOT A PEN.  I love to write. People get pissed off about what I ink. Sooo this is what I would like to share. What I found out throughout my life when I open my mouth people did not like the words they heard. I was not good at paraphrasing to ease another person pain when their A… really stunk. Here we go with the smoothie of a lie. I did not attend weight watchers to watch what I said or how much weight my words would affect people’s feeling. I did not have the style, charisma, and charm to shoot the BS and Breeze up through a person’s nose and out their A…  I never found it difficult to call a person out.  I would even stick out my tongue in the mirror and say to myself, well I can’t retrieve those words they are gone. One of my girlfriends called me BABY BRASH A… and HARD TACKS. She would say I could nail a person to the wall and never look back.   Strange, many of the people around me gravitated toward me. I was surprised I had any friends or an inclusive community. You think old dagger tongue would run everyone away.    An elderly lady, we called her GRANNY, told me this was the TIME when people wanted to be told the truth and not lied to. GRANNY said as TIME changes I would need to adjust those liver lips.  The world was changing. People would rather be lied to than told the truth. GRANNY is now in heaven on this INDEPENDENCE DAY. What a revelation! Even GRANNY rocked it to the NAENAE.

Later in life, I had a son who sounds just like me. He struggled with families, friends, and enemies. I understand it now. Granny was right.  My son could be killed for the very things I said years up the road. Just one wink and a blink ago a policeman, an attorney, or a person who wants to play super cop can take my son right out of the box. It is essential and mandatory to open the conversation about RACE and MENTAL ILLNESS. That could have been me years ago but the world was in a different phase. Even though my son has been diagnosed with a neurological neurobehavioral disorder he does not fall under the category as the AFFLUENT. An attorney placed a dagger in my heart when he said a young man was killed because he had a big mouth.  This same attorney was on the case of a young man who lost his life trying to defend his life.  The president was criticized for saying this young man could have been his son.  A court system who could not adjust to change and denounce race because they could not say the rules of the court has mold and decay. My point__exactly!  The Justice System is light bright white, out of touch, and CANNOT do the NAENAE.

It is hard for the Robe Brothers to accept change.  Same Game with different players who want to keep their old rules (constitution) for their outdated world. It was hard for many people in the nation to accept our leader.  The opposite end of the spectrum said whatever they wanted to say. Intentional behavior failed the people and the nation and was totally out of step.  The AFFLUENT got away with murder,  what they said and how they acted.   Too strung out and to the extreme right, the conservatives will never be able to go Dancing With The Stars. This is what it is all about. Never assume a person knows the rules. You must be willing to teach the rules. The behavior will manifest out of the frustration of not knowing. Don’t walk away or give up. Help walk the individual through changes so they can adapt and transition in or out certain situations.  Step by Step.Those who are out of sync,  lose their balance, appear awkward and rude do not choose to fail nor display INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR The rules must change in order for growth and development. Are you ready to bend your needs, rock them shoulders from side to side, throw one arm up at a TIME,  give it the presidential wave, and add more movement to the mix. Yeah!  That’s it! Get It Get It. What You Say! You can do the NAENAE. Hey!

Can You Do The NAENAE?

Stale Old White Men

You didn’t believe me. I told you my next story was going to be Stale Old White Men. This is not about Jed Bush. I will get back to him later. Sheldon Adelson! I do not write about Cro-magnon men nor dinosaurs. Paul Ryan is a young man with a stale plan. Granny is Rockin’ It and the MOMENT are NOW. I don’t care if they do have money. Those Stale Old White Men didn’t listen when the Beatles song Money Can’t By Me Love. When are these Brothers going to realize money can’t buy a President? I guess this is what the Supreme Court is worried about in protecting their stale worn out Constitution. Money can’t buy friendship. If your money buys a relationship after the witching hour brother-man or sister-girl should be ESCORTED back to the agency.

Stale Old White Men don’t get it. White crayons have transitioned from the wonderful shades of ebony to the cool shades of a mild vanilla bean. Drink up, baby! The world has taken on a new theme. If the GOP doesn’t listen they can forget about their contender becoming a King. The BIG D Full Circle will once again take over the White House and dance to a Democratic Swing. One of our greatest KING’s will rise up and sing, “Let Freedom Ring.” Stale Old White Men will be recognized and labeled the new TAR BABY. The people no longer TRUST what these brothers have to say. Stale Old White Men got in office and misuse/abuse their legislature powers and stood in our President’s way. The Pissy-Poo thing these Stale Old White Men had the OPPORTUNITY to ACT (55 TIMES on OBAMACARE) and took no ACTION. Yes, indeed the people and the Nation lost Boo-Coo RESPECT for the Brothers who got too D… Greedy. These legislators kept their jobs even though they were seedy. People who are convicted on felony charges are criminals. They are not to be TRUSTED and should lose their job right away. Not later but TODAY! TAR BABIES are Stale Old White Men without any FLAVOR. Stale Old White Men who thinks SLAVERY IS LABOR.

This label was used as a doorstop for the deep skin ebony brothers and sisters. You couldn’t go in or out nor up climb the ladder of success because the heavy steel iron (Black and Decker) was blocking your path to success. Hmm! Black and Decker never liked that name. Stale Old White Men probably assumes a Black Brother would knock a sister out. OJ Simpson Syndrome and Ray Rice Syndrome (who played for the Baltimore Ravens) do not stand alone. Strange how Plaxico Burgess of the New York Giants self-inflicted his wound and landed 2 years in prison. He was off the job immediately. It is funny how Republicans and Democrats Congressmen/Senators/Governor charged with felonies have the opportunity to remain on their job because a BLIND EYE of just these Old Stale White Men wants power and to control a human life by their MONEY. Take the Du-Rag off the eye and pull it back upon your forehead so you can see where the f… you are going. Tell me this is not the Remix of ROOTS and an extension of 12 Years A Slave.

Michael Vick got DOGGED OUT for REAL and serve 2 years at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. Off the job immediately. Oscar Pistorius who is on trial for murder probably is not wearing an ankle bracelet. Pistorius can wear an armband. I’m not cool with that. George Zimmerman actually got away with murder and walked around freely. George Zimmerman took the Cake Walk hanging out and doing whatever he wanted to do while on trial. Too D… much! Unbelievable and Unforgettable! Trayvon Martin was never considered as a Child and Jordan Davis talked too loud and stood his ground. A Judge can come up with a cockamamie diagnosis to get the rich off the hook. Yet the poor and middle class are not worth the air they breathe, worth getting sufficient psychiatric treatment, and sufficient healthcare (OBAMACARE). Stale Old White Men solution is Slavery, Jail or Death. With this agenda, these Stale Old White Men should never be allowed to take over the Senate let along occupy the White House and make laws. For every VOTE a million dollars can wash away the people rights and leave our nation at the hands of THE FEW, THE DISGUSTING, and THE ENTITLED. Where in the hell are the MARINES?

Was it fair for a Supreme Court Judge (Jan Jurgens) to judge and think she was in her right D… mind to let a sexual predator (Du Pont heir) off the hook for raping his 3-year-old daughter? I forgot Mr. DuPont is AFFLUENT and is entitled. His child could not stand her ground. What if she had been older, her mind snapped, and killed her father? Oh, what the hell! Du Ponts have plenty of money. She will get the best psychiatric care. Send her to jail. NEVER! Was it fair for Judge Jean Boyd to allow a young man (ETHAN COUCH) to killed three people with a prior record, slip through the cracks of the justice system, and order a REHAB COCKTAIL? Was it fair for Marissa Alexander to be faced with a sentence of 60 years by Judge James Daniel for standing her ground? Who the hell is the VICTIM? Is it fair for the State Attorney in Florida, Angela Corey, to ever be allowed to prosecute another D… case? The judge considered the AFFLUENT with UNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCES. So INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS are masked and our JUST US Stale Old White Men is rolling in dough and paying the SUPREME COURT JUSTICES to uphold the Stale Old White Men Constitution. It is TIME to pull up the robes of Supreme Court Justices Anthony Scalia, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito and check to see if they have any BALLS to do what is right for the people and the nation. It is also TIME to check the BALLS of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy to see what PENDULUM his BALLS are swinging from.

There are people who are labeled as disabled and not allowed to hold down a job, or get an appropriate education, worst of all isolated and not respected as a human life. They have no sense of community. These are people with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles. They have unique circumstances but they do not get REHAB. They do not own a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. They are not Affluent. NLD Syndrome is a legitimate diagnosis and it did not make the DSM5. Asperger has been on the list (psychiatric diagnostic manual) for years and this diagnosis was about to get ousted. Stale Old White Men roll the dice and burn down any triage component that can free a person’s mind. The minds of the people is a purchase for the Stale Old White Men. The people’s votes shall be erased by money. Thanks to the help of the Stale Old White Men who sits on the Supreme Court. Clarence Thomas has always been White now moldy. Either way, he has surpassed Stale but he will forever be viewed as WHITE. Fairness does not ride with the poor or the people who work hard and take responsibility. Justice is Just Us Stale Old White Men who cannot let go of the past and embrace modern technology. They are willing to spend every dollar they earned, cheated, and stolen to keep the evolving chocolates in the shadows and behind the door. Stale Old White Men go back and add weights. No person can escape and no other diverse race can migrate. Stale Old White Men will lose the debate on Immigration Reform. WHY? PURE HATE!

Twenty-two hours ago I TWEETED the names of the finest Educators, Truth Tellers, Correction Artist that are SLAMMING THE AIRWAYS. I did not mention CHRIS MATTHEWS because I wanted to dedicate this story to CHRIS MATTHEWS. I have a lot of respect for a man who is proud of his Contender. I am very proud of Our President. Even if we agree to disagree you have come to the aid of expressing how you feel about our President. I can Boogie for that. By now I hope you understand the skin our President is it will never allow him to be the owner of the END OF STORY APP. It will never allow our President to be the CEO of the Raise Your Voice/Bully App manufactured by Chris Christie. It won’t allow the First Lady to make a Grimace App. The headlines will read, Michelle Obama Is Threatening The President And Bullied Him Out Of His Smokes (Cigarettes). 🙂 I don’t want to give John Boehner or Mitch McConnell no ammunition for their ignition. We will leave that to R. Kelly. Just another remix Baby! I hope by now you understand our President cannot be the Chief-of-Staff to the LIAR BRIGADE App. Mitt Romney is Commander-and-Chief of this App. It was okay for Willard the Rat to LIE, keep ROMNEYCARE for Massachusetts, and be considered as a Contender. When the President had his rollout he did not lie. You will never be able to convince the crazies driving the clown car. Time for our President to wear the Bragging App.

Why would any person want to deny a person health care? Simple! With a Mental Disorder, you can live for a very long TIME not realizing the sun is the sun beaming down on ones face. Who has to cover? With a physical illness, all the treatment and side effects from the medication are organ eaters, spread to other parts of the body, and the immune system will be compromised or destroyed at a higher rate. Whew! Watch out for the janitor when he comes in your room and cough. D… survived the surgery and did not survive the janitor’s cough. Mental Illness has extra weights called SHAME, HUMILIATION, and GUILT. Stale Old White Men have figured it out to pressure the people on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART (behaviors and psychiatric diagnosis). It is called SUICIDE. News Flash! Help is on the way. Early INTERVENTION and an early diagnosis are good. It is never too late. Allen Grayson said it years ago. Stale Old White Men wants you to get sick and die quick. Patrick Kennedy opened another door. The Kennedy Family has open many doors for Mental Health. Patrick Kennedy openly admitted he had a Mental Disorder and it is TIME to remove the stigmas. The Brain is part of the body and it cannot be separated from how it will affect the physical aspects of the body. Push hard, remove the weights from the door and get help. Do not let the Stale Old White Men Win. It will be a great loss and a terrible sin.

CHRIS MATTHEWS, thank you for trying to make it work cheering the President on. Stale Old White Men could never look beyond the Black but you have. I struggle with the HILLARY APP. A contender who has not made her agenda clear. I can no longer put up with the ENTITLEMENT APP nor another WAR APP. Michelle Obama has claimed her identity and set her own agenda. HILLARY has been ENTITLED because of BILL. It is the way I feel. People can criticize me. I’m sure there are more people who feel the same way. CHRIS MATTHEWS, you have evolved from the old school lunch bucket democrat. I like the new Kenneth Cole Leather backpack you’re sporting. I do not view you as a STALE OLD WHITE MAN.

My Funny Valen-Mind___P Funk Style

Here it comes the lecture of the year. My brain is sitting on a skateboard. I’m the star of Porgy and Bess. When the Doc walks through the door he will deliver my benediction. Has my brain outlived my body? Indeed! Indeed! Whew! I got some War Wounds on me. Well, I haven’t reached 80 yet. Who will be the first to reach 100? The girl’s chances of making it to 100 are 1 in three while boys chances are 1 and 4. I don’t recall my brain climbing Mt. Everest at 40. Our cognitive brain function will take a nose dive in the last years of our lives. Why are women worried about their weaves, nails, body, and fashion? Why are the guys tripping off their nipples and taking selfies of their Anthony Weiner? Guys, stop hanging out with Vladimir Putin. Chaboni yogurt is cool. Let’s give recognition to our mental functions (decision-making, memory, reasoning, problem-solving skills, and how fast our globe connected to our neck can take in and put out information). Is that why Beyonce is singing Oh! Oh! Oh! All The Single Ladies? I am not putting the weight on the women along.

Men on the Republican side needed to take the Foster Friess Challenge and distribute those aspirins to Todd Akin (Ex Congressman of Missouri), Richard Murdock (Indiana State Treasurer), Paul Ryan (Congressman of Wisconsin/Chairman of the Budget Committee) and Richard Black (State Senator of Virginia). These are the Generals who initiated the War on Women and their minds are definitely on a BUDGET. Have we reached the last 30 to 40 years of our declining mind? Are we about to set up residence in the Nursing Home or at AARP Condo?

Who gives a hoot-nanny about our noggin health until we fock ourselves up in an accident. See There, we can no longer look like Prince or Smokey Robinson. We’re eating up from the floor up. Yeah, baby, we are pressing the skinny jeans to the curve. Working out the body while our mind has derailed in hell. How much knowledge can your mind bench press? Shut up! Is that your mind sitting over on the bench? Will you be able to get back in the game? TIME TO WORK IT OUT! Put the Drugs, alcohol, and fast food down. Drop the anger off at Dieffenbach Trash. Lakeside will tell you to just sail along and it will be a Fantastic Voyage. Get up off your A.. and do the Lakeside Stank. While you are at it go out and get some of those Sudoku mental puzzles to challenge your noggin or the Big Book Connect The Dots. Somebody up in the House of Representatives is not representing and they sure in hell haven’t connected the dots.

We could have gotten a better answer from Congress other than NO if these BRO’s had used their minds more. They took the MONEY CHALLENGE, not the MIND CHALLENGE. It didn’t allow Congress mind to adapt. Depending on how we use our noggin this baby can be modified to improve. Well, since Congress don’t believe in science look for a decline in noggin activity. If the GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Party take the Black to Brown to Beige Challenge we just might see some brain activity. What a challenge! 🙂

How are you using your Funny Valen-Mind? P Funk Style is throwing creativity in the game. If you can’t party with the P Funk creativity we can throw in Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama who can concretely show you how to Stanky Leg it out. Get rid of those old poisonous habits that are sucking the life out of your brain. James Brown would tell you to Get On The Good Foot and make some daily changes. Sing Aretha Franklin song, You Better Think, before you make some crazy impulsive decision. While you are at it take the Stylistic advice. Stop, Look, and Listen. Think of your brain as a Clock, reset it.

From old to new it’s me and you! It can be done by incorporating your ideas and life experiences that have passed. Apply them to TODAY this MOMENT in TIME. I love doing it with oldies but goodies songs, movies, and stale old white folks who can’t move on. 🙂 Free your mind and your A.. will follow. Well, in this story it means to take a nap when you are tired. If you can hit the refresh button on the computer hit the refresh button on your noggin and breath in and out. Those moments you take in a lot of information keep it SSS-Short, Sweet, and Simple. Lay off with all that multi-tasking. Focus on one thing and work your way up the ladder. You climb a ladder one step at a TIME. Try skipping some of the steps and see what happens to your monkey A… Found out multi-tasking is unproductive. Did you slip and fall and break everything you stood for?

Remember the movie Happy Feet. The penguins were jamming. Find the songs and movies to make you feel like you are Waiting To Exhale or Stella Got Her Groove Back. Put some pep in your step and more glide in your stride. Do your THANG BABY and AEROBICIZE! Technotronic would tell you to Pump Up The Jam and get that blood flowing to the brain. If you leave your brain on CRUZ control you will end up like TED CRUZ, brain cell death. There is a decline in brain activity when you set it and forget it. Always go back and check on it.

We can crank up the volume with exercise and move the same old-same old thinking up to complex thinking magnified. Work out baby, for MENTAL BRAIN HEALTH. Chaka Khan song the hell out of My Funny Valentine. If you listen closely to her song she sings “each day is Valentine”. We don’t want our mental processing compared to a downhill fiscal cliff that will hamper our decision-making, reasoning, critical thinking, and planning which will implode in our minds. So here’s to all the unadaptable people who will lie and say they have gotten too old. Changes in thinking can upgrade the mental load. Moving our minds FORWARD will take a while. We can do this. Try not to resist. Try My Funny Valen-Mind__P Funk Style.

NLD Rapper’s Delight__Nitty Gritty Mitty

All across the NATION,

We are faced with DISCRIMINATION.

Plagued by SUPER PAC CREATION.

Are we back to SEGREGATION?

–

The People are really CURIOUS.

Has it made you sort of FURIOUS?

MITT ROMNEY can’t be SERIOUS.

This sucker is DELIRIOUS.

–

Who is this NITTY GRITTY MITTY?

He lied on the NAACP COMMITTEE.

Staging RACE BAITING wasn’t WITTY.

This is really STRAIGHT UP SH..TY.

–

Nawl he didn’t dis the PRESIDENT.

MITTY is way out of his ELEMENT.

His LIES will constantly CIRCUMVENT.

What he said is IRRELEVANT.

–

Wiggly Jiggly Wack!

This “DO NOTHING CONGRESS” JACKED up on CRACK?

The REPUBLICANS can’t state the FACTS.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, the PEOPLE got your BACK.

–

MITTY stepped up to the PODIUM.

Selling a bag of BS SODIUM.

No RESPECT, NO TRUTH, not one iota or MODICUM

A 59 Point Plan extracted from PETROLEUM.

–

We know this ain’t a PLAN.

This Sh.. will never STAND.

It’s designed just like the MAN.

MITT is his own true FAN.

–

It is a shame and a PITY.

Where is MITTY’S dog or KITTY

He wasn’t fit to run his CITY.

He is the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

–

The PRESIDENT should not APOLOGIZE.

MITTY needs to go get CIRCUMCISED.

This Brother needs to RECOGNIZE.

We are sick and tired of all the LIES.

–

Did you see MITT ROMNEY’S INTERVIEW?

ROMNEY didn’t know “WHAT THE HAH HELL” to DO

KOCH BROTHERS I think you just got SCREWED.

BAIN CAPITAL–DONE, You know it’s TRUE.

–

MITTY just UPPED the ANTE.

Get from behind your wife’s PANTIES.

The 411 on his TAXES are SCANTY

RED FLAG–This is UNCANNY.

–

Contact YOUNG JEEZY and P. DIDDY.

NLD RAPPER’S DELIGHT is FITTY.

Who is the CONTENDER that needs to QUITTY?

It’s the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

–

This poem gives practice to NLDER’S who have difficulty rhyming and making sense of the content of the material in the poem.

Dedicated to First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA who likes to jump rope and can have some fun.

To the CROONER in the family, this is for you to just sit back on AIR FORCE ONE and laugh your A… off. I’M JUST SAYING. Okay, the BUS! Is MITT CAMPAIGNING on his JET SKI?