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Mother’s Wit __Common Sense

by Linda Ballard

PURPLE SWING, coming at you with the KITCHEN SINK! Who is the RADICAL CONTENDER that is on the BRINKS? He has proven to the WORLD he cannot THINK. Sit back PURPLE SWING you need to relax, read this story, chill, and take a DRINK.

Is that what you paid your money for? Did you get your monies worth? It’s hard to believe the SUPER PACs threw down all that money and you were the best person they could come up with. SUPER PACs could have fed a NATION and strengthen the UNITED STATES EDUCATION.

This was a HOPELESS situation for MITCH McCONNELL and JOHN BOEHNER. CONGRESSMAN LOUIE GOHMERT of TEXAS admitted he was DESPERATE to get rid of PRESIDENT OBAMA.

LOUIE GOHMERT I hate to tell you endorsing a candidate that has EXTREME, RECKLESS, RISKY, and at its MITT’S END BEHAVIORS is passed being DESPERATE, BRO, it is more like being SUICIDAL.

These two dudes, BOEHNER and McConnell don’t have a clue on how the MIDDLE CLASS is struggling to make ends meet. It gets worse. The MIDDLE CLASS is struggling to stay the MIDDLE CLASS.

Are you proud of yourself? I hope you realize it didn’t take going to all those fancy UNIVERSITIES just to learn that you are neither CONNECTED to yourself nor have you made the CONNECTION with the PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

You could have stayed at home for the money you paid out. All those fancy ACCOLADES you earned and you mean to tell me you do not have the brain to determine what is UP or DOWN, LEFT or RIGHT, and RIGHT or WRONG.

Setting the PEOPLE, the PRESIDENT, and OUR NATION up for failure ain’t cool. If you had any MOTHER’S WIT or COMMON SENSE you would not INTENTIONALLY try to TAKE THE PRESIDENT OUT OF THE BOX and SINK THE NATION.

You flew out in your MONEY-DAWG JET surrounded by your SMALL BALLERS and still came across as a person who the people and the nation couldn’t TRUST nor RESPECT. Your VACILLATION made the movie DESPERADO look like a FAIRYTALE.

Of course, I understand that when you use YOU it sound accusatory in writing. When you use I it should be avoided. Well, I know YOU did it and YOU did it on PURPOSE. WHERE ARE THOSE SHOES MITT? ARE YOU REALLY THE BAD SEED?

Are YOU following me? How did your INTELLECT exceed your COMMON SENSE? Something is wrong here. Maybe you were not as INTELLIGENT as people thought you were. HMmm! You have proven to the people and the nation you have NO COMMON SENSE whatsoever.

In my day and TIME, it was called MOTHER’S WIT. You don’t have that either.It doesn’t matter what it is called you just don’t have it. BUTT-NAKED, RAW and you are now considered as IGNORANT. I don’t care how much money you got.

The REPUBLICANS were DESPERATE and you were their LAST DITCH, MITT.

Check this out. In our Day we rolled with MOTHER’S WIT. We were clever, had street smarts, and insight to boot. You call them GAME CHANGER. We were the MOTHERS who were left holding the bag when the fathers had ROLLED OUT.

We kept our family unit together while many of us worked and went back to school to get our GED. The responsibility was on our backs and there was no TIME to place the blame on the man who was MISSING IN ACTION.

This kind of sounds like you MITT: Missing In Action, not being RESPONSIBLE, and PLACING the BLAME on PRESIDENT OBAMA. The SAFETY NET was AFDC, FOOD STAMPS, with a MEDICAL CARD.

The programs are now SNAP, TANIF, and WIC. YOUR DAWG, PAUL is trying to strip the MIDDLE CLASS down to POOR and the POOR DOWN to POOREST. The RICH will always be the TOP DAWG and dogging other people.

How can a person climb the LADDER of SUCCESS if you pull away from the STEPS? How is it possible to REACH the NEXT STEP if you’ve taken away the MIDDLE CLASS? Unless you win the lottery and you go from POOR to MITT ROMNEY, MORE POWER TO YOU. I’m talking about a whole NATION of PEOPLE.

This is not how our NATION works. Even the POPE is PISSED and singing HALLS and OATES, “I CAN’T GO FOR THAT, NO CAN DO.” The single mom HUSTLE was on. We handle our business before our business handled us. If we did not like your company, we were not keeping company with you.

If your child had CHALLENGES they were TAUGHT the COMPANY YOU KEEP could get you “CAUGHT UP” and “IN TOO DEEP.” How simple is that! How is it possible none of these candidates don’t respect each other and are forced to ENDORSE a man who wouldn’t ENDORSE himself?

You want to hear something that is really crazy. There are kids and young adults on the street who encounters the horrible SECRETS of the NIGHT and are not prepared for this type of life. They lack street smarts/common sense and their survival rate is very brief.

They don’t want their parents to know they are on drugs, prostituting themselves, gay, lesbian or have dropped out of school or college. These children would do anything to keep their parents from finding out. They have become DESPERATE because of FALSE PRIDE.

What happens next is SUICIDE. These children/young adults are not about to go home and ask their parents for any money. If you think you have failed your PARENTS would you go home and get any money from your parents for any reason? WOW! MITT is so OUT OF TOUCH.

How in the world could MITT ROMNEY ever tell these young adults to go home and ask their parents for money? MITT can’t run the COUNTRY from ROMNEYVILLE. He is at the short end of the stick on MOTHER’S WIT and COMMON SENSE. Excuse me, the stick is broke.

The world we live in is not MONEY COATED.

This man would need to UNZIP himself to figure out what type of BAG he is going to come out of. Who needs a man who will ZIP LOCK our nation and tell the world he wants to take the COUNTRY BACK. I hope he isn’t talking to any of the Indians on the RESERVATION. WHEW!

The conversation would start like this. Take back whose COUNTRY. It was never YOUR COUNTRY to take back. You BAIN CAPITAL the INDIANS then. You are trying to turn this around to take the opportunity to VULTURE CAPITALIST this NATION NOW. So whose LAND IS IT?

So you tell CHRIS KOBACH and his HOMIE, “HOMIE THE INDIANS DON’T PLAY DAT.” OKAY! As far as your BRO, I don’t think we need to be having this conversation on IMMIGRATION. The MITT who is without MOTHER’S WIT isn’t too friendly towards his MEXICAN FAMILY.

I know you said the family was off-limits but they ain’t my family. I’m just saying! I know and you know the BRO is going to go there regardless of what you say is off-limits.

I am glad this Brother ain’t no SISTER because if he had to go through the CHANGE OF LIFE (MENOPAUSE) the CHANGES would STAGNATE itself. This is sad when you shut down on CHANGE. YOUR COUNTRY was without DIVERSITY. YOUR COUNTRY only regarded one RACE as a SUPREME RACE.

YOUR COUNTRY was going broke NOT at the hands of who you bad mouth every day. YOUR COUNTRY sounds mighty selfish. YOUR COUNTRY sounds like a lot of folks is going back to SLAVE DAYS. YOUR COUNTRY! You better whisper those WORDS if you roll upon an INDIAN.

If you don’t think WORDS can cause a WAR, THINK AGAIN.

Help me out COLONEL LAWRENCE WILKERSON! What is MITT ROMNEY’S REASON FOR EXISTENCE (RAISON D’ ETRE)? I know the REPUBLICANS love to go to war.

I ain’t got the military background but just on a normal day in the neighborhood with some MOTHER’S WIT and some COMMON SENSE, it would look like this in my world. I need to know a lot about my opponent. Whether it be in my backyard or across the street.

If it is across the street, I need to be making some phone calls and some trips to strengthen myself position on FOREIGN POLICY. I’m talking about leaving the country. It wouldn’t be like someone else who is trying to hide their money in another country. We know who that is.

I got to start developing some friends, relationships, and get some allies. If I get some enemies I will keep them under my microscope and make sure my lightbulb don’t go out on my radar. MITT ROMNEY is scary COLONEL WILKERSON.

Having all that top-notch equipment is all well and dandy but if the lights are out in my LIGHTBULB it will put our nation at WAR. You can’t go electing a PRESIDENT weak on CHARACTER. YOU can’t have a PRESIDENT DESPERATE and VACILLATING.

This would be a PRESIDENT who has given up his POWER and has become his own authority. Who is he arguing with, himself? Every TIME he opens his mouth the COUNTRY would be at RISK for another WAR.

MITT ROMNEY came on board to destroy the PRESIDENT along with McConnell, Boehner, and the rest of the gang. It wasn’t going to be any negotiation. ONE goal in mind which can BLINDSIDE THE MISSION. What would MITT achieve in the end if he is so bent on destruction?

I did not always like the solution but whatever was left of my tattered body gave my LIFE some QUALITY. MITT ain’t about QUALITY OF LIFE! How many TIMES has the MEDIA expressed he is a WEAK OPPONENT. It isn’t all the media, I and a lot of other people are included.

If he could just tell the TRUTH it would strengthen his position. He can’t STATE the CASE nor MAKE THE CASE because he hasn’t changed himself. He has lost his POWER. I guess this is where the SUPER PACs jump in and start pulling strings. I am not talking about PURSE STRINGS.

Who needs a PRESIDENT that will be a PUPPET ON A STRING? WHO NEEDS A DIVERSE COUNTRY? What really is the RUSH? How big of an EMERGENCY is it to destroy our DEMOCRACY? I will save my MOTHER’S WIT and COMMON SENSE for another MITT DAY.

In the OLD TESTAMENT(GEN:19) GOD had a rap session with ABRAHAM’S cousin LOT. If you got 50 RIGHTEOUS REPUBLICANS left in the city of SODOM (WASHINGTON), I promise not to take you off the MAP. CRUELLA DI VILLE was worried about her CADILLACS and look back and turn into a SALTY DOG.

WHOOPS, THERE IT IS! DRINKS ANYONE. Hey, I heard what you said, FAMILY WAS OFF LIMITS. 🙂

The Case Of The Fake People__Romneyville

by Linda Ballard

DAVID AXELROD what is wrong with your eyeglasses? Is it TIME for an eye exam? JIM MESSINA if you are wearing contacts maybe you need to change the cleaning SOLUTION. Are your contacts foggy? I put my cards on the table. PAY ATTENTION and DON’T get CAUGHT UP!

HEY, THOSE ARE NOT YOUR EYEGLASSES. We name that tune back in January 2011 archive. What! The REPUBLICANS switch your EYEGLASSES. WHEW! You had me worried. For a moment I thought you had lost YOUR SENSE OF NORMAL.

I need to know if you are operating with a full deck. Don’t go pulling a HOUDINI act on a person when they say something you don’t agree with. We are comparing and contrasting NLD SYNDROME to the REPUBLICANS. ALAN WEST SYNDROME is on a totally different chart.

Let the REPUBLICANS take the credit for throwing people under the bus. The REPUBLICANS are NOTORIOUS FOR NOT DENOUNCING people who are out of control and putting into legislature their crazy conjured up laws.They haven’t DENOUNCED TED NUGENT nor RUSH LIMBAUGH.

They are GORILLA GLUED to the SIDE POCKET of the NRA and ALEC. The REPUBLICANS are stuck with the RYAN’S BUDGET. MITT ROMNEY ENDORSE PAUL RYAN’S PLAN and ENDORSED DISASTER. Maybe it was the CHEESY GRITS for MITT or the DAVID CROCKETT SONG that made him ENDORSE THE RYAN’S BUDGET.

One thing for sure it wasn’t the COOKIES. COOKIE MONSTER and the SESAME STREET GANG is pissed off. MITT ROMNEY started a WAR on SESAME STREET. MITT ROMNEY didn’t know how to get to SESAME STREET. He should have asked. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET? DANG!

What is MITT ROMNEY going to do at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE? COME ON NOW! If he had visited with the gang more he would have known the COOKIES were serious and not FAKE BAKE like him. ALL MITT had to do was lick his skin and he could taste the FAKE.

Maybe he would have realized the COOKIES were for REAL. I hope he is not wearing the wrong COLOR shirt. KNOW THE PEOPLE and KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. He lost their vote. The REPUBLICANS are in total DENIAL of all the WARS they have created. These guys have a SMORGASBORD of WARS going on.

Send the REPUBLICANS an E-mail and tell them they no longer need to fight ABROAD. REPUBLICANS NEED to finish the WARS they have started here on their own TURF.

Hey, I got this, understand it, and live it every day of my life. MARTIN BASHIR, RICHARD WOLFF, EZRA KLINE, CHRIS HAYES, BERNIE SANDERS, MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, glasses are adjusted and ready to roll. ROCK IT, BABY! JOHN NICHOLS got his glasses adjusted.

MIKE PAPANTONIO, DR. JAMES PETERSON, and REV. AL SHARPTON go ahead and let DAVID/JIM look through your eyes or borrow your contact SOLUTION to clean their lens off. LADIES don’t feel slighted.

If you ask any of these men IS THERE A WAR ON WOMEN they will shoot it from the hip. DAVID and JIM, YOU NEED AN INTERPRETER. Maybe DAVID and JIM did not get the whole picture? Hopefully the next TIME they will be able to put the pieces of the puzzle together.

DAVID and JIM failed to read between the line. That is OKAY! Don’t be afraid to give the PEOPLE more CREDIT for understanding HILARY ROSEN statement. There are many women across AMERICA who knew exactly what HILARY ROSEN meant. What happen? ANNE ROMNEY played herself.

“MOMMY DEAREST” with her wire hangers and her can of Comet has been revealed. She stated she didn’t take offense to the comment and she stated it was like an early birthday gift.

HILARY ROSEN should have never been made the villain. Her statement was true. The TRUTH IS THE TRUTH! TRU-DAT! Working women and stay at home mothers know this is a 24/7 job either way. We don’t have the choices like ANNE ROMNEY nor the money.

ANNE ROMNEY cannot and will never be able to relate because of her financial status, greed, an arrogance. ANNE ROMNEY sent a POWERFUL MESSAGE to the WOMEN and MOTHERS across the WORLD. When she stepped upon the platform at the NRA meeting it was all over.

Her birthday present blew up in her face. KA-BOOM! ANNE ROMNEY is the mother of 5 children who SUPPORTS the ORGANIZATIONS (NRA and ALEC). These laws passed by ALEC is killing OUR children. ANNE ROMNEY is your children better than OURS? Is this the Message you wanted to send?

Once ANNE ROMNEY stepped inside the building and ENDORSED MITT ROMNEY’S PLAN the gates of hell flew open. It didn’t make the DEMOCRATS look bad. It did reveal the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE who live in ROMNEYVILLE.

Did ANNE ROMNEY stop and think about the life of TRAYVON MARTIN and the many young adults that have fallen victim to these laws? Ain’t no way MITT ROMNEY could have made me attend the NRA CONFERENCE before or after the death of TRAYVON MARTIN. ANNE did not step up to the plate.

ANN ROMNEY, I’m quite sure TRAYVON and the many other young adults would have loved to have seen many more years of their birthdays. Are you supportive of AFRICAN AMERICANS, LATINOS, and other diverse cultures being gun down? Is this what ANNE ROMNEY stand for?

Is this the reason why MITT ROMNEY is having trouble with the WOMEN, MOTHERS, AFRICAN AMERICANS, LATINOS, and other diverse cultures? Will MITT ROMNEY ever be able to relate to the POOR and MIDDLE CLASS?

What the REPUBLICANS ENDORSE, WHO they ENDORSE is killing them and all the WARS they have created.

My homegirl RA-RA ran off murder after murder on KILL ME CORNER in ST. LOUIS, MO. Here we are having an NRA CONFERENCE in all the KILL ME STATES and ANNE ROMNEY hasn’t figured out what happens next. Who said ANNE ROMNEY was smart? She is the GOP ROCK.

If ANNE ROMNEY doesn’t understand MITT ROMNEY’S PLAN then she has become the GOP BRICK BRAIN. The REPUBLICANS have declared a WAR ON WOMEN, THE PRESIDENT, THE PEOPLE, OUR NATION, and OUR FUTURE GENERATION.

CONNIE SCHULTZ I’m coming at you from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART. Parents made all types of sacrifices to live in what we thought was a better community so our children could have a better education and housing.

Sacrifices were made because we thought about the safety and security of our children being at home at night without the GATE. NEVER in our wildest dream would anyone imagine the SECURITY and the GATED COMMUNITY would be the DEATH of our children.

Parents were so afraid on the job because our children were latch-key. We prayed no one would break in, hurt, rape, or kill our children. Our children didn’t have a maid or a nanny. We did not live in ROMNEYVILLE.

Parents were frightened because our children were left unsupervised and could sneak out in the night. It could cost them their lives. OUT OF SIGHT! OUT OF MIND! Every TIME the phone rang at work, in the back of the minds of many parents we wondered was it THE CALL.

There were some parents who got THE CALL to come down and identify the body. You could hear the screams and cries. “LORD they shot my BABY, I should have been home.” TRAYVON MARTIN’S family did not get this RESPECT. Look at what happens in our communities.

Can you imagine a mother telling her co-workers that her child didn’t have decent clothes for school and she can not afford to buy her baby a funeral outfit? DEAR LORD!

The most devastating image in my mind to this day is when a parent gives you direct eye contact and states, “I never saw my baby dressed up before.” JESUS! “He looked so nice in that suit/dress.” “I wish I could have done this for them while they were alive.”

Many parents were so afraid that the DEPARTMENT of FAMILY SERVICE would do a DRIVE-BY in the neighborhood and by morning your children could be taken away. The old famous saying by DFS, “We just happen to be in the neighborhood.”

Yeah right, and their office was on the other side of town. PARENTS knew at that moment someone had turned them in and reported their children as latch-key kids.

Parents worked so hard night after night trying to live the dream of one day living in a nice neighborhood with the traffic being controlled so the RIF-RAF could be kept out. There it was the GATED COMMUNITY which was never open to us because of lack of ACCEPTANCE and PERCEPTION.

Once we moved in, the dream became a nightmare, and the WAR WAS ON. It did not take long to find out the RIFF-RAFF was behind the gates. We did not come here to get our children killed.

In their AAA school system, a better education didn’t promise. The educational system did everything to document our children to be placed in a separate self-contained school. All of the excessive suspensions or expulsions ran a child educations down to the ground.

It ate our children education away. The schools and their SCHOOL DISTRICT wanted to keep the RIFF-RAFF out. The SCHOOL DISTRICTS made all types of UNILATERAL DECISION going through the BACKDOOR of EDUCATION so our children would not get a FAPE (FREE APPROPRIATE PUBLIC EDUCATION).

If your child had any type of disability, any mark behaviors, your child was DOCUMENTED for JAIL or HELL. Can you imagine worrying about if anything ever came up and your child ran for any type of government position, got in trouble, or killed, what would happen?

Where is the first place they would look? You guessed it right, your child’s school records. An educational system that has lied and cheated to maintain the test score of the mainstream now has the power in their hand to smear a life and ruin a reputation forever.

Is this what happens to TRAYVON MARTIN and many other children being documented as criminals from the TIME they step into the school system for the sake of FUNDING and a TEST SCORE? LIVED IT! PAPER PLEASE! You think ARIZONA IMMIGRANTS are carrying around PAPERS. PLEASE!

Your child better be DOCUMENTED TO THE NINES and have MIKE PAPANTONIO go SCUBA DIVING for the TRUTH. It is a shame parents who advocate for their children with any type of marked behavior carries around suitcases of DOCUMENTATION.

There is no guarantee a JUDGE, a policeman, a community, or society will ever understand children/adults with disabilities. Hell! Our society has failed to understand WHAT IS RIGHT and WRONG for the MAINSTREAM. The REPUBLICANS have been GREAT TEACHERS in WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG.

Can the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE who live in ROMNEYVILLE ever relate to THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION? ANNE and MITT ROMNEY could never relate to these incidents. ANNE ROMNEY birthday present was at the expense of our CHILDREN’S LIVES.

I saw the video and I did not believe one word of ANNE ROMNEY’S love story. With the money, MITT ROMNEY earned he probably had 5 maids for his 5 children. MITT ROMNEY will be producing THE HELP PART II. TRUST and RESPECT is a key factor.

The ROMNEY’S in ROMNEYVILLE has not EARNED nor has any of these characteristics. MITT ROMNEY ENDORSES unintelligent people, poor policies, believes his own lies, doesn’t believe himself, and lack social communication skills. When was the last TIME MITT ROMNEY told the TRUTH?

Does he look LEGITIMATE TO YOU? MITT ROMNEY and his wife cannot connect to everyday people because they don’t know what it is like to be hungry, live from pay check to pay check, worried about their safety or the safety of their children.

When was the last TIME the ROMNEY’S lost a family member, a friend, or a co-worker from gun violence? They certainly don’t live in my neighborhood. Do you live in their neighborhood? ROMNEYVILLE is not the real WORLD. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is a fraction of the real world.

How can MITT ROMNEY run this NATION and the PEOPLE of the NATION unless he runs it into the ground?

From my HEART TO YOUR HEART, this is what I want to remember. MICHELLE OBAMA stepped out and had an AWESOME interview with NPR. She EMBRACED the FAMILY OF TRAYVON MARTIN on the loss of their child.

It helped diminish the hurt and pain I have to live with for many years. Here is a FIRST LADY that CARES. I did not see the media CHOMPING AT THE BITS to uphold MICHELLE OBAMA for her TRUE SINCERITY. I forgot that was GOOD NEWS and a GOOD DEED. The REPUBLICANS LOVE BAD NEWS.

We as PARENTS do not want to hold candlelight visuals for our children’s DEATH. We as PARENTS want to light a CANDLE for their life and see them walk across the stage and graduate with honors and move forward. The OBAMAS are REAL PEOPLE and have made the CONNECTIONS.

A ray of light can strike MICHELLE OBAMA in the eye and however, her facial expression lands the media is trying to pick her apart. The REPUBLICANS have tried very hard to paint a cruel and an unfeeling picture of the FIRST LADY.

Compared to CRUELLA de VIL you saw what happen to SEAMUS and guess who is wearing him. I hope ANNE ROMNEY enjoyed her birthday present. It showed the PEOPLE and OUR NATION what she really stands for. OKAY DOKEY SMOKEY!

There is a SMOOTH OPERATOR that lives at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. He has come a long way and has learned some valuable lessons. He is the PEOPLE GREETER of the WORLD.

You know how you can call a store and the person on the phone can’t talk to you right or answer any of your questions. Then you decide to make the trip to the store. Who GREETS YOU? THE PEOPLE GREETER FROM HELL.

They are not going to get your TIME, MONEY or VOTE. SMOOTH OPERATOR knows how to relate to the people. There will always be a TRUE CONNECTION with PRESIDENT OBAMA and the PEOPLE.

KNOW THIS, living in Chicago ain’t no joke. There are certain areas in the STATE of ILLINOIS is DEFINITELY KILL ME CORNER. SMOOTH OPERATOR lives in a GATED SECURED COMMUNITY now surrounded by SECRET SERVICE. LOOK how he has been treated.

NO other PRESIDENT in the HISTORY of OUR NATION has ever been treated with such HATRED, RACISM, and DISRESPECT. We don’t have to wonder anymore. The REPUBLICANS made it ALL POSSIBLE. ROMNEYVILLE is NO PLEASANTVILLE. It is where the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE live.

What are the CHOICES that we have? Do you want to be the PRESIDENT? Do you want to be ME? “WON’T YOU BE, WON’T YOU BE, WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR.”

Playground Hustlers__Who Are The Bullies?

by Linda Ballard

Did he step to the curve? He went down that alley. He started it first. Who started it first? MITCH McCONNELL, Senator Minority Leader from Kentucky is the one who said he was going to make PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, a ONE TERM PRESIDENT. WHAT?!

This is threatening INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR. JIM DEMINT, PAUL RYAN, NICKY HALLEY, and many others called the PRESIDENT a BULLY. The nerve of NICKY HALEY coming out of her bag. She needs to pay her INCOME TAXES. We are going to change her name to NICHOLAS HALEY. WHY? She doesn’t stand with women on HEALTH CARE REFORM. She made a crazy statement. NICKY or NICHOLAS hasn’t figured out the different usages of contraceptives How can a person afford to hold a job down when they are sick most of the TIME? There are some women with large families. Every Time one of the kids are sick their illness travels around the whole household. It will take a while for everyone in the household to recover from their illness. Some jobs don’t want to hear or even care that your kids are ill.

By that TIME, you have gained so many points on your work record you are pounding the beat for another job. The OLD WOMAN IN THE SHOE will be pushed out of her own crib to find a new job, housing, and a new story. WOMEN will not forget NICKY HALEY nor will they EVER FORGET those CONTROLLING REPUBLICANS on contraception and WOMEN RIGHTS. I guess the REPUBLICANS didn’t read the poem “THIS IS A WOMAN DECISION” in the February 2012 archives. WHEW! The wrath of SCORNED WOMEN will be felt.

It is SHOWTIME! The REPUBLICANS SET IT and now they can FORGET IT. Their GOOSE is cooked. The REPUBLICANS don’t PAY ATTENTION and they don’t FOLLOW DIRECTION. When the REPUBLICANS purchased their SHOWTIME OVEN they left it UNATTENDED. They started cooking up all these crazy laws. Right there on the instructions, it tells you “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” The REPUBLICANS are totally in the DARK on HEALTH CARE REFORM, JOBS, the ECONOMY, and everything else that comes into their HOUSE. They went out and bought candles to help shed some light on their SCREW-UPS. What did they do? They left the candles UNATTENDED. It tells you on the packaging, “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” REPUBLICANS burned their own HOUSE down. The WOMEN were left UNATTENDED by the REPUBLICANS. They know how to write checks.

Women do not need men or the REPUBLICANS to hold their hands. Women do not need men to, OKAY you can pick a body part on this one. Choices are good. WOMEN want respect when they make their own DECISIONS. Get ready because the REPUBLICANS failed to read the packaging and totally ignored the WARNING LABEL. These BROTHERS better go find a TREE. SCOTT WALKER, Governor of Wisconsin, your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. SCOTT WALKER went behind closed doors and signed laws that abolish rights that protect WOMEN. He is doing everything he can to force WOMEN back into the DARK AGES. SCOTT WALKER is on his path of destruction to leave the state of Wisconsin in ruins. It is that old mentality. SCOTT WALKER goes down he takes everyone and everything with him.

LENA TAYLOR, State Senator of Wisconsin, continue to remain vigilant along with your CREW and HOLD THE FORT DOWN. WISCONSIN has come OUT OF THE SHADOW. RICK SNYDER, VULTURE CAPITALIST, and GOVERNOR are the MUAMMAR GADDAFI of MICHIGAN. Your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. Whatever happened to DEMOCRACY? The BRO-MANCE of SCOTT WALKER and RICK SNYDER have revealed the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS.

JOHN KASICH, Governor of Ohio, is the MEGA POLE STRIPPER. SLIDING up and down his POLE stripping UNION RIGHTS, stripping WOMEN RIGHTS, and stripping the RIGHTS oF TORNADO VICTIMS from FUNDING. JOHN KASICH your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. We know WHO ARE THE BULLIES.

NINA TURNER, State Senator from Ohio, continue to speak from your HEART’S ZONE. You are OUT OF THE SHADOW. You must remain vigilant along with your OHIO PLAYERS.

The REPUBLICANS will not have a POT TO PISS IN NOR A WINDOW TO THROW IT OUT OF. WOMEN are collecting the URINALS of the men who do not stand with them. There goes the REPUBLICANS, and all the rest of the men’s POTS to PISS IN. The REPUBLICANS screwed themselves out of the WOMEN’S VOTE. NO MERCY will be SPARED. WOMEN ARE SICK AND TIRED of BEING SICK AND TIRED! They are not going back to STONE AGE ROCK. WOMEN will come to 30 ROCK. It is hard to get the REPUBLICANS TO COME TO 30 ROCK.

Come EASTER that STONE will remain on top of the REPUBLICANS GRAVE. AIN’T going to be no RESURRECTION up in the REPUBLICAN HOUSE. One thing you can count on, these SISTERS are going to THRASH that A..on ELECTION DAY. Women bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. They get way less bacon than any man. Who is the MAN that has taken a STAND? I’m not talking about SHAFT. CAN YOU DIG IT? We don’t want to confuse the REPUBLICANS. Right about now they are trying to figure out who is SHAFT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA has taken the REPUBLICANS down the court. He is using MAGIC JOHNSON FAST BREAK. PRESIDENT OBAMA has stolen the ball from the REPUBLICANS and has taken it to the hoop. He is STANDING TALL and STRONG with the WOMEN. He has taken LOU ALCINDOR, aka KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR, and put that SKY HOOK on the REPUBLICANS. The REPUBLICANS can’t get upon OBAMA’S shot without GOALTENDING. The BIG D gets the POINT. They tried to mess with the BIG D’S FREE THROW. The REPUBLICANS have interfered with the backboard of WOMEN’S last nerve, above the rim, and before entering the basket for the LAST TIME. SMOOTH OPERATOR is looking PURTY PURTY. I won’t use the word MARVELOUS it just doesn’t fit. This is not a BUTTER COMMERCIAL.

THE REPUBLICANS have more than 2 technical fouls. They are ONE and DONE. Now they want to call the PRESIDENT a BULLY. WHAT THE HAH HELL! You know the REPUBLICANS are shooting AIRBALLS and BRICKS. GAME CHANGE and it is NOTHING BUT NET for PRESIDENT OBAMA. SWOOSH! Now the REPUBLICANS put it out there and they can’t take the GRANDSTAND BEAT UP. Do you know what I’m talking about? Let me tell you how this works. When you open your mouthpiece be ready to hit some high notes. Going back down memory lane people use to play THE DOZENS.

You could joke all day long but you never crossed the LINE. You were never considered as a BULLY. The line was drawn in the sand at a WOMAN, MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, and GIRLFRIEND. Sand was scattered when you talked about WOMEN in a DEMEANING MANNER. If you EVER talked about someone’s MAMA, your A..was GRASS. The question would be asked, “ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAMA?” That was an effective strategy to SQUASH the BS. It always appeared it never applied to their MAMA. That was back in the sixties.

Here we are over 50 plus years later. The REPUBLICANS have continued to scatter the sand, DEMEAN WOMEN, and PLAY the DOZENS. Only the REPUBLICANS have TRIPLED their amount of BS. It is TIME to ask the questions. ARE the REPUBLICANS stripping away their MAMAS, GRANDMOTHERS, SISTERS, DAUGHTERS, and GIRLFRIENDS RIGHTS? I guess this doesn’t apply to their families. The REPUBLICANS are so out of touch. Grandmothers range from 25 and above.

Back in the DARK AGES, young women were taken earlier in life to have babies. WOMEN are NEVER going back to the DARK AGES of being surrounded by so many children at their feet, a child in their womb, and being totally IGNORANT. BAREFOOT, PREGNANT and totally IGNORANT in the KITCHEN has never or will ever be what PROGRESSIVE WOMEN of the WORLD STAND FOR TODAY. Who are the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS? WHO ARE THE BULLIES? The most recent case of one of the PLAYGROUND HUSTLER is RUSH LIMBAUGH calling the PRESIDENT a THUG.

Look at the constant bashing intentional behavior of MITT ROMNEY against the PRESIDENT. If MITT ROMNEY passes gas it is the PRESIDENT fault. JAN BREWER, Governor of Arizona, behavior was out there. No one will ever forget the snapshot of her putting her fingers in the PRESIDENT’S FACE. WHEW! This should make her grandchildren real proud. REINCE PRIEBUS, MR.JACK-ASSES compared the PRESIDENT to the CAPTAIN who abandoned a cruise liner in Italy. WOW! The CHAIRMAN of THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, MR. JACK-ASUS is totally in denial and states there is NO WAR AGAINST WOMEN.

He can’t understand why Alice In Wonderland is angry. She tried to explain to REINCE PRIEBUS there is a WAR AGAINST WOMEN. Finally, Alice had the MAD HATTER cut the SHROOMS down. The talking flowers in WONDERLAND ACCUSED ALICE of being a WEED. Alice informed REINCE PRIEBUS he needs to stop hanging out with the HOOKAH SMOKING CATERPILLAR in WONDERLAND. The MUSHROOMS had him all jacked up. Luckily ALICE didn’t get smoked by MR. JACK-ASUS. DON’T forget to read the bedtime stories to your children.

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Let’s not forget the TAR BABY remark by Congressman DOUG LAMBORN of COLORADO. RICK SANTORUM, who is SLY SLIPPERY TONGUE FATHER LUCIFER. Cut it out SLICK RICK.

The N-Word once again almost slipped off of RICK SANTORUM tongue. There has and will be more INTENTIONAL BULLYING along with the REPUBLICANS RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS and their RADICAL INTENTIONAL ACTIONS.

TRAYVON MARTIN’S life and the lives that had preceded him will not go in vain. Their LIVES have OPEN A DOORWAY to reach into the house of the NRA, ALEC, the REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURE, and the dangerous laws that are being passed.

DOOR STOPPERS have been revealed as the BIGGEST BULLIES. The COLOR OF CHANGE is a grass root organization that has strive to strengthen the voices of AFRICAN AMERICANS by bringing about political awareness and addressing the needs of AFRICAN AMERICANS in government. The COLOR OF CHANGE continues to PRESS ON and apply pressure to CORPORATE COMPANIES which have supported the RIGHT WING AGENDA. The LOSS of the LIVES that were taken out by the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS helped us to IDENTIFY WHO ARE THE BULLIES. The LOSS of a LIFE is DEVASTATING. In the DARKEST HOUR when we come OUT OF THE SHADOW and into the LIGHT it will be revealed a LOSS can be MASTERFUL GAIN. We must always remember the LOSS of A LIFE will always send a MESSAGE.

DEDICATED TO: TYLER PERRY who heard his MOTHER’S VOICE and lived to FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. YOU HELD THE FORT DOWN!

MARTIN BASHIR, MIKE PAPANTONIO who SPEAKS TO THE PEOPLE with such passion and have come OUT OF THE SHADOWS.

BERNIE SANDERS, MR. SUREFIRE/SPITFIRE continue on your journey as the WARDOG of WASHINGTON.

BIG EDDIE congratulation on your upcoming fourth year and continue to NURSE the psychological platform. D-W-I-T and BRING IT!

Congratulation on RACHEL MADDOW new book. It is TIME to ask yourself the question. DOES SMOKELBG @TWITTER, LINDA M. BALLARD on FACEBOOK or NLD Mom/cancer survivor have your Book?

LISA MURKOWSKI, regrets are good and it shows one the error of their ways. It puts you in touch with your conscious mind, understanding what is RIGHT, and WRONG. Continue to speak out for WOMEN RIGHTS.

MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, hearing you and Tyler Perry describe your near death experience sounded identical to what happened on May 8, 2011, to my son. The only difference is he was walking. Go back and review NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP__NLD MOM’S PRAYER.

I am extremely happy you made it home to your family and you HELD THE FORT DOWN.

RASHAD ROBINSON and CREW continue to move forward. CHANGE OF COLOR keeps applying the pressure so the DOOR STOPPERS are brought into the LIGHT.

ROCK IT to the OJAYS, “GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.” (1975)

We will be “DANCING IN THE STREET”, by MARTHA REEVES and the VANDELAS (1965)

SECOND CHANCE, RE-ELECT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, (2012)

HAPPY EASTER to EVERYONE

Out Of The Shadow

by Linda Ballard

Pull up a stump and rest your rumps. I’m glad we could all be here today. I just celebrated another year of my life. When I say I’m glad to see you, you better know it, I am. It is truly an honor and a pleasure.

Wow! It is so much positive energy in this room. You are PLAYING the PURPLE today LADIES. Do you know why I like the color PURPLE? One who wears PURPLE is representing ROYALTY and NOBILITY. This is the HUMAN FACTOR and the psychology of PURPLE.

We know the combination of the color PURPLE is RED and BLUE. So we got our REPUBLICANS and DEMOCRATS in the mix to UNIFY the country. We do not always get the opportunity to work with those who are HUMANE.

The REPUBLICANS have failed to come together on the majority of issues and have attempted to turn back the hands of TIME. I tried to be inclusive not leaving out the INDEPENDENT STATE(SWING STATE) which is the color PURPLE.

So with the PURPLE STATE, no candidate has so much POLITICAL POWER to gain the ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE. This is the stomping ground for the battle of the vote. The only way the REPUBLICANS or the DEMOCRATS should be able to win the INDEPENDENT vote is by TRUTH, TRUST, and RESPECT.

None of these characteristics have been displayed among the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Fairness is not part of their script. The REPUBLICANS even decided to CHANGE THE GAME. SUPER PACs, UNINTELLIGENT GAME PLAYERS and just plain old OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE are the REPUBLICANS GAME CHANGE.

The same components of HATRED, RACISM, and SEXISM is the REPUBLICAN’S freaking FRACKING which manipulates the environment, threatens our health, and is explosive to our lives. What a GAME CHANGE!

NINA TURNER, you stepped up the game.The REPUBLICANS probably don’t like your GAME CHANGE. You are far more INTELLIGENT than their GAME CHANGE PLAYER. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW, brought the men over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, and dumped them off in the PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING BIN.

This is what happens when you feel your back is against the wall. NINA TURNER knows this won’t be easy but the women of today can no longer take the unnecessary poking and prodding. The women of 2012 will not be forced into being treated like cattle. I like to share this with you.

In 1988, 24 years ago GLORIA ESTEFAN sang COMING OUT OF THE DARK. GLORIA ESTEFAN, petite power pack singer, video can be found on my FACEBOOK wall under Linda M. Ballard. Even though 24 years have passed, her video is right in sync with THIS very MOMENT and TIME.

Walk through the door when you view her video. WHEW! I’m loving it.

Janet Howell, you stepped up the game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and addressed your anger. Your GAME CHANGE came with the introduction of ERECTILE EXAM and CARDIAC STRESS TEST for Men. How soothing and relaxing when new strategies are introduced to bring about awareness.

Would you like to take it to a new level? Also, request that all men be required to have mammogram screening. Men can be at risk for breast cancer. Men who are at risk range between the ages of 60-70 years.

Contributing factors to breast cancer in men also includes obesity, high estrogen levels, a family history, excessive drinking, and exposure to radiation. TUCKER MELANCON who was appointed by BILL CLINTON in 1994, is a breast cancer survivor.

He served as a Western State Judge in Lafayette Louisiana and finished his studies at Tulane LAW SCHOOL in 1973. ERNEST GREEN a former fullback football player was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.

GREEN had 2 sisters diagnosed with breast cancer. ROBERT RAY RODDY was diagnosed in 2003 with breast cancer. He co-hosted game shows and was the voice of The Price is Right after the death of JOHNNY OLSEN.

RODDY was first diagnosed with colon cancer in 2001. He advocated that all men should have mammogram screening. RODDY felt his cancers could have been prevented if he had taken a COLONOSCOPY. He later passed away on October 27, 2003.

RICHARD ROUNDTREE, an actor, and fashion model was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1973. MR JOHN SHAFT himself has played in many movies from 1970-2011 last playing in the MENTALIST in 2011.

You know what JANET HOWELL, never be angry again because there are so many FAMOUS MEN with PROSTATE CANCER. ROBERT DENIRO, NELSON MANDELA, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, BOB DOLE, JOHN KERRY all were diagnosed with prostate cancer. JOHN KERRY’S father died of prostate cancer.

RUDY GIULIANI was diagnosed with prostate cancer and his father died of prostate cancer in 1981. Can you REPUBLICAN BROTHERS, RUDY GIULIANI and BOB DOLE help a SISTER OUT? I am NOT FOX NEWS. JUST the FACTS JACK!

Now you can request mandatory screening for MAMMOGRAPHY, COLONOSCOPY, PROSTATE, and PSYCHOLOGICAL SCREENING. AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! NINA TURNER knows we need to help SAVE these MEN’S lives. (Cause they SHO AIN’T TRYIN’ TO SAVE OUR LIVES!) OKAY!

KELLY CASSIDY you stepped up your game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW with your game plan to have the men watch the video for persistent erection. They need to look at this video at least 3 TIMES a week. It is a tremendous struggle and it is TIME to push back.

Ladies, we have our hands full. We cannot forget to watch out for the men for eye screening every 2 years. Men need their dental exam every year. It is important that men be tested for osteoporosis between the age of 50-70. We need to make sure the men have a flu shot after 50.

We cannot forget the blood pressure screening every 2 years nor the cholesterol screening every 5 years. AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES need to go in at the age of 45 for colon cancer. You need a stool test done every year. Don’t forget to get the sigmoidoscopy every 5 years.

For the men who are uninformed, this invasive procedure is done with a sigmoidoscope checking the lower bowel(colon) and your rectum. Since the REPUBLICANS made the rules it is TIME to BEND OVER and accept the equal opportunity of the rules. How many of you REPUBLICANS like RAM-BO?

Our President, BARACK OBAMA, stepped up his game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and have fulfilled PROMISES KEPT. You put a plan into action. Teachers will be evaluated. If the teachers are not up to par they will not be teaching our children. Let’s take it a step further.

If our government is not up to par they DO NOT need to run THIS COUNTRY. NICHOLL WALLACE and STEVE SCHMIDT came forward and told the truth proving this point. PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING needs to be done.

ALL government officials and whomever else fall under this category need psychological testing and screening. No more secrets, it is TIME to come OUT OF THE SHADOWS. It will save this country a great deal of TIME, MONEY spent, hurt and pain.

Right now we are in the process of the debates. We know that none of the CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS are capable of running the country. So why are we doing this? Who is keeping their secrets? Let the TRUTH be told.

Those who have been in the shadow have never been considered as being highly intelligent. We have been locked in a box for years and subject to stereotyping.

The greatest fear was letting us out of the box because we would exceed expectations. Once you break the pattern, that opens the door and allows the healing process to take place.

There wouldn’t be as much room for the hatred and the racism. It would be more room for acceptance in diversity. The ones who come OUT OF THE SHADOW will gain TRUST and RESPECT. We have a true leader. He didn’t fit the mold of the stereotypes. It brought about heat and pressure.

His placement in power only brought about more shadowboxing to keep us contained on the wall. If the REPUBLICANS were allowed to have their way, it would beat down our spirits and strip us of our dignity.

Dr. Bell, the first African-American tenured Professor at Harvard said it best,”He wanted to be the first, but he didn’t want to be the last.” Barack Obama is the first African-American president. The Shadow-boxers want him to be the last.

The door is now open, the only way the door can be closed is to use the doorstoppers. We have observed the grandiose delusions of MITT ROMNEY, a toxic oppositional defiant disorder of NEWT GINGRICH, religious fanaticism of RICK SANTORUM and yesteryear RON PAUL.

All of these doorstoppers above are locked into the I NUCLEUS FACTOR. Everything serves their agenda and nothing else matters or exist.

The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS took it to a new level. They displayed to the world their unintelligence, anger, arrogance, conspiracy theories, INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, hatred, and racism. It canceled out the theory of the GREAT WHITE HOPE and Who really ranks SUPREME.

As I sit here and listen to GLORIA ESTEFAN COMING OUT, OF THE DARK, it is crystal clear. The biggest complaint in the AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE is we DO NOT STAND together. We can easily be manipulated and DIVIDED. Here is the opportunity to dismiss the MYTH.

It is TIME to stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB). It is TIME to STAND for what we believe in and STAND for the person who believes in us. To the DEMOCRATS and the CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS, it is TIME for you to come OUT OF THE SHADOW and stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB).

Enough of the roundtable discussions, it is TIME to go to work. ALABAMA and MISSISSIPPI come OUT OF THE SHADOW, take a STAND for the most INTELLIGENT candidate, the one who has a true PURPOSE, and the one with a true sense of REALITY.

A door has been open. The REPUBLICANS and the REPUBLICANS CONTENDERS are OUT OF THE SHADOW. The WORLD has witnessed their BEHAVIORS. What have we learned? What do the REPUBLICANS STAND for? Whose back is up against the wall? Who should we TRUST? Who has earned the PURPLE?

The emphasis lies in changing the hearts and the minds of the PURPLE SWING. This is not a GAME CHANGE. Change has come. We have worn the PURPLE with dignity. We are OUT OF THE SHADOW. It is TIME to COME OUT OF THE DARK.

Madame Frankenstein

by Linda Ballard

Scene: At the center of CEREBRAL CORTEX at the top of MT. FOREBRAIN lies Castle INTELLECT. This castle is located on a very remote island and has been in MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S family for ages. New home buyers are starting to invade the neighborhood demanding changes to the castle.

New renovations made to the castle and special new features of MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S latest discoveries will be presented on her guided grand tour. McBRAIN ENTERPRISE is having a fundraising to upgrade and enlist special technology to build a LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

The monies will be used for extensive research in one’s brain behaviors in connection with trauma to the brain. Advanced research will be done on CITIZENS UNITED, and why they think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE. NO SUPER PACs ALLOWED.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN is throwing a party and her guest list consists of Marilyn Memory, Alisha Attention, Ava Awareness, Theodore Thought, Larry Language, Samuel Speech, and Conrad Consciousness against CITIZENS UNITED and the SUPREME COURT RULING.

Merindia MIDBRAIN and Hans HINDBRAIN will be running a little late. A trusted and very loyal friend of the FRANKENSTEIN FAMILY will receive honors for his long TIME DEVOTION.

Special guests include SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS from VERMONT, SENATOR TOM UDALL from NEW MEXICO, SENATOR MARK BEGICH from ALASKA, SENATOR DICK DURBIN from ILLINOIS, and SENATOR CHARLES SCHUMER from NEW YORK.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Tonight is a very big night for you EGOR. I’m so excited. Finally, the world will stop STEREOTYPING YOU. EGOR, this is long overdue. Even though your eye has rotated around and had a tendency to not be able to focus on an object, we have strategies for correcting your LAZY EYE.

AMBLYOPIA usually affects one eye. You could always see out of both your eyes but you always told me one eye suffered from depth perception. You needed both eyes for 3D images. Your brain turns off the visual processing to the eye. Your cousin was cross-eyed.

People always get it confused with LAZY EYE. STRABISMUS AMBLYOPIA is a condition where the eyes are not aligned, people do a lot of squinting and it causes double vision. What happens when you are viewing others through the eyes of ELITISM? I wonder what they see?

Remember how we would set on the rooftop, it would be lightning, thundering, and storming? We would recite the names of famous people who had AMBLYOPIA. EGOR can you recite any of the names now? Do you think this will help you calm down?

I know crowds have always been so hard for you to manage. It always calmed you down and made you feel you were not the only person that had been teased, taunted or STEREOTYPED because you had something that set you apart from others.

EGOR:

Yes, MASTER, I think I can remember.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

You don’t have to call me MASTER, EGOR. It brings back such horrible memories. Those memories alone will make me the first candidate for my own LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER. I just can’t visit BLACK ALLEY tonight! You know I love MINNIE RIPPERTON but I don’t want to sing BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

EGOR:

It reminded me of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Whenever GOD would appear and everyone would drop their heads, nobody could recognize GOD because they never looked up in the sky to see his face. We need to PAY ATTENTION. Are you GOD?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

NO EGOR! I am very far from it. There is NO COMPARISON but a lot of CONTRASTING between me and GOD. Hey, I do what I can.

EGOR:

You are very kind, giving, and HUMANE regardless of what people think about you and what goes on behind your CLOSED DOORS at CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN. I think they don’t like your outfit. Who cares! One of your mentors was criticized for the way she dresses. Who needs to be dressed to impress?

I don’t care what outfit they put on, they are still SCAVENGING REPUBLICAN BIRDS who prey on the weak and vulnerable by keeping them in the dark and uninformed. Hey, let’s act like MITT ROMNEY on this one.

You know they are just JEALOUS and ENVIOUS because we tell better stories and we got jokes. It doesn’t have to break our spirits. We don’t need to be like them. No matter how much money they have, it is a shame they cannot do what is right for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

They should be thankful. Everyone has a different way of cleaning up their neighborhood. BATMAN had his way of taking out the GARBAGE. Even at the end of the day when he became Bruce Wayne, he was always a very compassionate and giving person. He never destroyed companies.

He did what was right to help the companies going under. The Board of Directors were on the same page and it was more like a FRIENDLY takeover.

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY is a company that prospered. It is not viewed as a VULTURE CAPITALIST COMPANY. WARREN BUFFET and BRUCE WAYNE have remained long TIME friends and they have a good business relationship.

You never left the WOLVES on top of the HEARSE to have TRICKLE DOWN MITT-O-ROMNICS. They are just angry because NEWT GINGRICH let the cat out of the MOAT. What made me say that?

We were here first and then all of a sudden the SNOOTIES started moving into the neighborhood and wanted us to pay Home Association Fees. I couldn’t believe they sent you a notice to get rid of the towers, the moat, the alligators, and that feisty lizard.

We are definitely keeping the lightning and the thundering surrounding the castle. Look what MITT ROMNEY did with BAIN CAPITAL and the effect it had on KCPL and MO. GAS COMPANY. The people and the companies never saw it coming. See what happens WHEN MITT ROMNEY CAME TO TOWN?

STEREOTYPING AFRICAN AMERICANS when we move into the neighborhood. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS fought hard on the Senate floor for you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. He would say, “My Lady there is a remedy to this problem but I need your help so this will not come back to the SENATE floor.”

He said you knew they were BUZZARD BAIT LIZARDS and the problem had to be eradicated. I remember SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS telling me that in Spanish, the alligator is the term for the lizard. Whatever happened to CHARLES and DAVID KOCH? MADAME FRANKENSTEIN, you didn’t!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION so to say. I must be very vigilant over the OLD WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURES which consist of eagles, buzzards, kites, and hawks. The evolution of the NEW WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURE consists of the ANDEAN CONDOR and the CALIFORNIA CONDOR.

It is the new and updated name of the TEA PARTY. The strongest characteristic of both these REPUBLICAN VULTURE CAPITALISTS is their bald head and dark metallic wings. We must be ready EGOR. That is why we have the MOAT.

EGOR:

The feisty lizard too, who is always making such a big splash. I always wondered why he had such a large impact inside the moat. It surprises everyone when they look into the moat to see such a SMALL CREATURE raising so much hell.

Now that I know who it really is, what does the NEWT have to lose? Sorry for getting sidetracked. The only reason why I called you MASTER is I never knew your first name. I thought it was okay not to ask. My sister always introduces her husband to everyone as “This is my husband”.

Hell, I’ve known him for thirty years and I just would say, “Hi husband.” He never corrected me. He was so fascinated with my eye. He would crack jokes and say things like, EYE just can’t imagine. Then he would point to my EYE. EYE bet you can’t read my thoughts.

One night…(MADAME FRANKENSTEIN cuts EGOR off).

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

EGOR you do not need to tell me about that night. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER? I have an idea of what happened to him and I’m not making fun of your EYE. I’m sorry your sister’s HUSBAND vanished on your birthday the night after the big party in the CASTLE.

My name is BAE BAE, EGOR. Now, who would be intimidated by a woman named BAE BAE FRANKENSTEIN? Subconsciously I think I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to be STEREOTYPED. I wanted to be FEARED. Come on now. It just isn’t strong enough.

Words play such a big part in strengthening or adding emphasis. As a matter of fact, WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) will also be here tonight. I need a stronger name to change my name into so I could be the FORCE to be reckoned with. BAE BAE, NO!

EGOR:

WOW! My real name is EDMUND. I changed my name so I could be FEARED. People would concentrate on my name more so than my eye. I think I can go back and name Famous PEOPLE with AMBLYOPIA.

Let’s see now, Paris Hilton, Marty Feldman, Bill Cosby, Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Bernie Mac, Ben Stuart Scott, Notorious BIG, and Janet Jackson. There are many with AMBLYOPIA and they are doing just fine.

It didn’t stop them from being successful and the young ladies are pretty cute.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

There are strategies for fixing the eye but certain techniques have its side effects. You can wear corrective prescription eyeglasses. Forcing the amblyopia eye to be put to use, you can wear a patch over the good eye. You can even put topical atropine in the eye that has better vision.

I see you are calming down. You would be so upset whenever you came back from capturing those who suffered from their ARROGANCE and ELITISM. They showed no fear and did not care about the risk. They had the nerve to insult you, curse at you, and poke fun of your eye.

Whenever you came back from the forest with a VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN or one of the guys from the SUPER PACs, they would be laughing at you like you were some kind of joke. I had the rooms remodeled, who’s laughing now. They are so detached from society.

If this is the way to get their undivided attention, so be it EDMUND. John Stewart and Steven Colbert did an exceptional job of getting the attention of the media, public, and government with their SUPER PAC SKIT.

EGOR:

You call me EDMUND. I think I like the way it sounds. Can I call you BAE BAE?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Only when there is no one around in the castle but me and you. I tell you what. I will let you think of a name for me. In the meantime, I will change the name in the script so I won’t call you EGOR. Okay EDMUND?

EDMUND:

We make a good team. It looks like everyone has arrived. It’s SHOWTIME!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Everyone listen up. WORD!(EDMUND aka EGOR is standing at the top of the spiral staircase next to MADAME FRANKENSTEIN). Thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting the SENATORS and their causes.

They are working extremely hard on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION to overturn CITIZENS UNITED and their wac ideas of CORPORATIONS are PEOPLE.

No pun intended to WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) who has given a generous donation to support the building of our LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS would say, “EXXON MOBILE and BANK of AMERICA are NOT PEOPLE.” CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE.

They have no flesh, blood, and they definitely don’t have a heart. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS are trying to screw the people out of their constitutional right to vote. These BLOODSUCKERS are flat-out trying to buy the PRESIDENCY with all of their SUPER PAC money.

Forget about an election.The COLONIC KINGS of COLONOSCOPY will go through the motions of having debates and pretend to have an election to only swoop down and steal the PRESIDENCY. We have an advantage. We must stay focused and PAY ATTENTION to their characteristics and traits.

The racketeering needs to stop. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS have no morals because they are OPPORTUNISTS. They are major EXTRACTORS and the ROTO ROOTERS of our NATION. Call on the VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS, that is their game.

They will ROTO ROOT your money and company right down the drain. I want everyone here to give themselves a big round of applause. We must stand UNITED and DO WHATEVER IT TAKES(DWIT). To my long TIME friend and business partner, I give you EDMUND.

He is the perfect person to head up the COERCIVE PERSUASION UNIT. HANNIBAL LECTER, EDMUND’S brother, could not be here tonight but I know he would be proud of your achievements. Everyone gives EDMUND a round of applause.

EDMUND:

Thank you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. I really appreciate your gift of the BOONDOCK SAINTS. I will try to live up to the CREATIVE DESTRUCTIVENESS in my new job position.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

The moment we all have been waiting for. Tour TIME! Over to my right, we have…(interrupted by a guest who looks inside and thinks the room is empty).

ALISHA ATTENTION:

There is no one in here.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Look again and tell me what you SEE with your EYES or what you PERCEIVE with your MIND.

AVA AWARENESS:

This is FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN HUNTSMAN from the UTAH’S room. He was always INVISIBLE in the race and debates. HUNTSMAN never picked up any steam. Why would he ENDORSE MITT ROMNEY when he said he would put his country first?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did he put his country first or himself? He worked with the PRESIDENT. It makes you wonder how he really feels. He ENDORSED a man who cannot decide whose side he is on. HUNTSMAN has become what he has ENDORSED. He lost his CREDITABILITY. Over to my right is MICHELE BACHMAN.

THEODORE THOUGHT:

Is that a DISCO outfit she’s wearing?

MARILYN MEMORY:

If my memory serves me correctly those are not NANCY SINATRA’S silver walking boots. She is in a SPACE SUIT. MICHELE BACHMAN is a real SPACE CASE.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is all about PERCEPTION or what you think you see in front of you. Down the hallway, over to my left, we have RICK SANTORUM.

SAMUEL SPEECH:

I’m SPEECHLESS! Is that RuPaul sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Is that who you see sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap? He is not related to RON PAUL. RON PAUL’S son is named RAND PAUL. Did you know that RuPaul was named after roux, which is a mixture of wheat flour and butter sautéed in a skillet? You can use OIL.

RUPAUL, the Gravy of RICK SANTORUM’S LIFE. Now here’s a real treat through this doorway. What do you see, SENATOR SCHUMER?

SENATOR SCHUMER:

RICK PERRY as an AL-QAEDA TERRORIST hiding behind a huge BOULDER shooting at DICK CHANEY camouflaged in OIL. They both like war.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It could be RICK PERRY down by the ranch taking target practice at his BIG BOULDER. DICK CHANEY bathing in OIL from IRAQ and monies he made from Halliburton. Peek into the room and tell me what you see SENATOR TOM UDALL.

SENATOR TOM UDALL:

Nah, RON PAUL is pregnant and BEN BERNANKE from the FEDERAL RESERVE is delivering a GOLD BABY. WHAT!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did you check the sign on the door? RON PAUL is the head OBGYN physician. He is having a heated argument with BEN BERNANKE who is trying to confiscate RON PAUL’S golden surgical instruments. SENATOR MARK BEGICH, who do you see in the next room?

SENATOR MARK BEGICH:

I’ve never seen a fan this huge. It is throwing out some air. Why is that dog sitting in front of the fan? Is that MITT ROMNEY strapped to the bed? Oh no, the dog is about to Uhhhhhhhhhh. I think I’m going to be sick.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

MITT ROMNEY has a nice huge clock over his head and for the next 12 hours, he can enjoy.

CONRAD CONSCIOUSNESS:

Did we all witness the same incident through our eyes? The IMAGE did not change.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

This is the TRUE CONSCIOUS MIND. That is what happens when SH…T hits the fan and one is deserving of the SH…T. TIME to take a trip to the MOAT. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, come this is your favorite place.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS:

These two alligators are one of the biggest problems in CITIZENS UNITED but now we have the situation under control. The lizard that is raising ruckus will soon become buzzard’s bait.

We must remember that no matter what we see or think we see, it’s all about PERCEPTION and how we PERCEIVE what we saw in our MINDS EYE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

It is the ACCUMULATION of INFORMATION that will lead to GREATER KNOWLEDGE. This KNOWLEDGE will lead to more CHOICES. WITHIN the CHOICES you will become more SELECTIVE.

Once you have SELECTED your TARGET the INFORMATION will give you the OPPORTUNITY to paint a CLEAR PICTURE of your TARGET or “SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE”. The world we live in must have STABILITY.

UNDERSTANDING and INTERPRETING our ENVIRONMENT through our SENSES gives us a stronger JUDGEMENT CALL or “PERCEPTION”. We must LEARN THE PROCESS, UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS before we DO the PROCESS(DUE PROCESS).

There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of INFORMATION. There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of AWARENESS and INTELLECT. To diminish the risk of being TARGETED we must INVESTIGATE, be VIGILANT, and DUE DILIGENCE.

BOTTOM LINE:

WAC is WORDS, ACTIONS, and COMMUNICATION. We SPEAK the WORDS and our WORDS alone will not determine what is SPOKEN is TRUTHFUL. Our WORDS and our ACTIONS will not deliver SATISFACTION of TRUST.

Our WORDS, ACTIONS, and APPROPRIATE BODY LANGUAGE will determine one’s COMMUNICATION. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Speak To The People

by Linda Ballard

C-CONVEY what you need to say with CLARITY, CONSISTENCY, and PERSEVERANCE.

O-OPPORTUNITY shall be granted to the PEOPLE’S VOICE to CONNECT with our GOVERNMENT, helping the PEOPLE ARBITRATE their differences.

M-MESSAGES sent throughout the NATION will BUILD BRIDGES to BRIDGE THE GAP for DISCUSSIONS on FOREIGN POLICY.

M-MEDIATION of these CONVERSATIONS will strengthen the BOND from NATION TO NATION.

U-UNIFORMITY-is STABILITY and the BACKBONE that our NATION has put in PLACE for EQUALITY and JUSTICE for ALL.

N-NEGOTIATION on TALKING POINTS should not WAVER to the degree we COMPROMISE what we have come so far to ACHIEVE. We must LAY IT ON THE LINE and TOW THE LINE with it.

I-INTERVENTION of our GOVERNMENT should COOPERATE and NETWORK with their CONSTITUENTS ACROSS THE ISLES, WE THE PEOPLE, and OUR NATION.

C-CONTRASTING difference will take its walk and turn the corner to CORRELATE an AGREEMENT to keep from violating the HUMAN, and CIVIL RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE.

A-ALLIANCES BY THE PEOPLE have extended their causes and will defeat the CONSERVATIVE FACTION.

T-TRANSMISSIONS of the MEDIA, WEBCAST, and TELECAST are there FOR THE PEOPLE to stay well INFORMED with FACTUAL INFORMATION.

I-IDEOLOGIES of a PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT will take this NATION by the storm to keep up with GLOBALIZATION.

O-OPPOSITION does not SUPPORT the CORRESPONDENCE of the 1% PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE.

N-NO is NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. We can NO LONGER be held as HOSTAGES. We can PROMULGATE our views of DEMOCRACY against the CONSERVATIVE FACTION DICTATORSHIP.

These steps, when taken, will LEAD YOU THROUGH THE DOORWAY of COMMUNICATION and DOWN THE RIGHT PATH. YOU will LEARN to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE. COMMUNICATION is the PATH we can CHOOSE to PAVE THE WAY to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

ADVISORY ALERT: COMMUNICATION is our GOVERNMENT and NATION BIGGEST PROBLEM. THERE ARE MANY WAYS ENLISTED TO SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE but it is WHAT YOU SAY, HOW YOU SAY IT, and the INTONATION of SPEECH YOU SAY IT WITH can cause FAILURE in COMMUNICATION.

Will our GOVERNMENT be able to come back to the table within 2 MONTHS and NEGOTIATE TAX CUTS for the MIDDLE CLASS? Does the GOP, REPUBLICANS, and TEA PARTY understand who is in CHARGE? Do they realize the existence of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION’S problems?

What or Who has undermined our GOVERNMENTS ability to COMMUNICATE and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE? MANY TIMES the OPPORTUNITY was offered to come to the TABLE and make the RIGHT DECISION. There are many tools to help accommodate our GOVERNMENT in the decision-making process.

What happened that our GOVERNMENT INTENTIONALLY CHOSE TO FAIL WE THE PEOPLE AND OUR NATION? Our GOVERNMENT is IMPAIRED and has continued to PUNISH the PEOPLE and the NATION. Yet many of these members of our GOVERNMENT are the HIGHEST PAID and part of the 1%.

GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT is paid to MAKE THE WRONG DECISION or NO DECISION. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT has been REWARDED. SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE and HOLD OUR GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE.

COMMUNICATION is one of the BIGGEST PROBLEMS of PEOPLE diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME (NONVERBAL LEARNING DISABILITY). It is WHAT THEY SAY, HOW THEY SAY IT, and the INTONATION of their SPEECH that causes FAILURE TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE with PEOPLE.

The COMMUNICATION of those diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME is usually ONE-SIDED and plays itself out like a SCRIPT. NLDers struggle with taking others perspective.

It is hard to play by the rules if you don’t understand the rules or know the rules exist. It becomes more difficult to respect the person of AUTHORITY if you can’t grasp who is in CHARGE. How can you adjust the behavior if you aren’t TAUGHT the APPROPRIATE BEHAVIORS?

This undermines NLDers. The assumption is made people diagnosed with NLD knows how to BEHAVE and INTERACT. Unless you have taken the TIME out of your day to TEACH, TEACH, TEACH you are in for a rude awakening. SOCIAL CONVENTION goes down the tube.

They will comment negatively, interrupt a conversation, redirect a conversation to a topic of interest to themselves, and cannot grasp the concept of whatever one thinks can be spoken out loud. NLD cannot paraphrase or tell “WHITE LIES” to keep from hurting others.

NLDers cannot make the connection of negative feedback from persons to his/her statement which was caused UNINTENTIONALLY. They will have no clue why people are offended by their remarks. NLDers are not given the OPPORTUNITY. They are isolated by our SOCIETY.

People diagnosed with NLD catch hell getting an EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM. If they receive a program, they are not properly ACCOMMODATED. This is carried over into the WORKFORCE and throughout their LIVES. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY-THEY CAN LEARN and are very willing to do so.

REWARDS are not given to NLDERS. PUNISHMENT and PROGRAMS such as PSYCHOTHERAPY, which is counterproductive to meet their needs are given. MEDICATION is served up on a PLATTER. AN INSTITUTIONAL OFFER INSTEAD of A JOB OFFER will be given STRAIGHT-UP before an INTERVIEW.

Bottom line: Understanding a problem exists will help get to the heart of the problem. TEACH the COMMUNICATION SKILLS which helps to avoid him/her from running people off or isolating themselves from others. We must give helpful criticism and be willing to TEACH.

It is important to understand this IMPAIRMENT is NEUROLOGICAL and there is NO CHOICE for this child/adult. NO child/adult chooses to fail.

UNINTENTIONAL! SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

Smooth Operator

by Linda Ballard

I tried to catch up with you the other day. The pace was too much for me. It felt like a marathon. My legs are so much shorter. Just when I thought I had caught up with your stride, my body hit pay dirt. You left me hanging off the rail wishing I had a bottle of Primestine Mist. One thing about it, you were dressed to impress. The navy blue suit you wore was raising hell and the lavender tie set it off. The look on your face was serious. Your arms swung out evenly from side to side. It didn’t matter how many emergencies the city had, you looked as though you were ready to put them all out. Are you wearing your Gasoline Drawers?

Every person you encountered on the streets was given a strong handshake. Your smile came bursting through. Words of hope were given to all the people who felt beaten down by the economy. Then all of a sudden you sat down on the curb in your nice suit. Do you think Eric Cantor or Paul Ryan would have given an uplifting curb service speech to the people in their high dollar cha-ching suit? Don’t answer!

Wherever you were headed it didn’t seem important anymore. You were answering questions about concerns of jobs, infrastructure, voters suppression, and the Big 3(Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid). An old lady appeared from out of nowhere. Silence came over the crowd. You looked directly into her eyes and you reached out and held her hand. Then you said, “How can I help you?” She responded, “You have helped me.” You are learning to ask the questions. Inclusions make you a part of us.

Sitting here among the people you have included yourself. The Republicans tried to divide you from WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION. You have not let Pride override the welfare of the People. The Republicans tried to make the American people feel in taking out the dictators, it was only your victory. WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION understood it was a victory for all. You are starting to learn from your MISTAKES. Achievement comes with ACKNOWLEDGING your MISTAKES and taking RESPONSIBILITY for your MISTAKES. You have shown the American People deference.Through all the criticism you did not let your head drop below the water. The eternal flame burns deep inside of you. The Human Factor works in your favor. You have remained HUMANE.

The Presidents before you made mistakes. The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS have taken it to a new level of mistakes. Herman Cain is the cousin of the other mother, Oscar OCD, who is always entertaining the NO NO THOUGHTS. Go back and refresh your memory. Oscar OCD was in EASTER UNDER THE UMBRELLA_FOR NLD. Oscar OCD always referred to his little cousin Herman, as Captain Nasty McNuts. Tyrone Tourettes, the cousin of Bobby Tourettes, thought it meant Herman liked McNuggets. AH NO! I don’t think so.

Strange that HERMAN grew up in the Restaurant Business. Since he made his POKEMAN SPEECH he probably needs to call PICACHO to the RESCUE. The next cartoon character he might want to be is a TRANSFORMER. Yes, Herman Cain is more than meets the eye. He is the original DECEPTICON along with the other PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. Starscream, Herman Cain, cannot be trusted. He is always trying to find a way to overthrow Megatron, Rick Perry. Sounds like this is playing in the media right about now.

Megatron, Rick Perry, is at Lowes picking up paint for his METEORITES which is all wrong. Sentinel Prime, Mitt Romney, has switched sides and his numbers still didn’t move in the polls. This is the perfect world for Mitt Romney.

He has so many characters to TRANSFORM into. If I was Herman Cain I would stay with the TRANSFORMERS. He’s going to need a hideout within himself and a new theme song. No one will ever notice the White 1999 MONTE CARLO is Herman Cain in the junkyard. The sign will read We BUY, SELL, and OWN previous DECEPTICONS by the Koch Brothers. In Training Day, Denzel Washington drove the Black MONTE CARLO. Herman Cain is NO Denzel.

Now it is TIME to develop a trusted loyal Crew so you won’t look distant or be isolated from your base. Steve Israel, Head of the Democratic Congressional Committee can whip the Democrats into shape. Lean to the side of the strong Democrats who use the media. In Smokelbg Tweets she gives her thumbs up to Bernie Sanders, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

We can’t leave out Barney Franks and Chuck Schumer, the Progressive/Liberal Democrats. You got the Ohio Players, not the singing group, the Democrats in Ohio. Sherrod Brown and Marcy Kaptur would be excellent team players.

The DEMOCRATS need to speak out and be compassionate about their leader. You have come a very long way. We can see your growth. Your message has gotten stronger. Son, I ain’t stopped BELIEVING in you. So you better not stop BELIEVING. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. BELIEVE IN YOUR PURPOSE. BELIEVE IN YOUR VISION. BELIEVE you are a SMOOTH OPERATOR.

Another voice shouts out from the crowd. SMOOTH OPERATOR, the REPUBLICANS are totally thrown off course. Their hatred is letting people around our nation and other nations know they have RESPECT only for the BENJAMIN’S BABY. All this business about your job ratings in the polls is at 40% is a bunch of sardines. Just think if we had Muammar Gaddafi for 42 years. Instead, we have Charles and David Koch causing havoc. We need to occupy their headquarters.

Who cares about those numbers? What polls are they reporting from? It sounds like Fox News statistics. Their math is way off the charts. They never do their research. We all know Bill O’Reilly is never WRONG. I do like Greta Van Susteren, Sheppard Smith, Geraldo Rivera, and Chris Wallace. Geraldo Rivera barbecues BILL O’Reilly’s butt. Geraldo is the chef of Burnt Ends. Watch out, Bobby Flay!

Chris Wallace broke down and told John Stewart that Fox News is Conservative. John Stewart of the DAILY SHOW keeps his Gasoline Drawers on and uses his flamethrower to set Fox News on fire. Fox News thinks this is the story of ROOTS 999. They made a lot of people have a “What The Hah Hell” moment. I guess Herman Cain is their Black. “What the Hah Hell” do they mean by your black/my black. Let’s send a friendly reminder to FOX NEWS letting them know that Slave Days Are Over.

Do they really have a Candidate? A young lady’s voice in the crowd rang out. With everything the Republicans have done to you, I would have blown a gasket. SMOOTH OPERATOR smiles and replies, “I need YOUR support.” War within Wars is no good. I am here for the People. The losses have made me gain great knowledge and great strength. I have Learned and Transformed. The past is just that, the past. The Moment is Now. We will continue to Press On. I will not be discouraged by Congress, the Republicans, and the TEA PARTY. The REPUBLICANS reading this will say I did not answer the question. We have to stop BLAMING. We need to Start MAINTAINING our government.

There are TIMES when we take Action, the Words are fulfilled. There are TIMES when we take Words and we may Fail to carry out the Action. Remember the word has been “NO.” Remember the Action was not carried out. Remember to do the Math. Remember that only 4 Democrats voted against the AMERICAN JOB ACT. The young lady asked, Who were the 4 Democrats? An elder man steps up and starts calling out names. It was them old tired Conservative Blue Dog Democrats. Roll Call Sister!

It was Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska, Senator Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, Senator John Tester of Montana, and Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas. I tell you what Sister, I can Remember 4 names. Baby Girl, all 49 REPUBLICANS voted against the bill. Now it is gonna be hard Remembering all 49 Knucklehead REPUBLICANS. Just Remember the Herman Cain Theory, 4+5=9 and you take out the (+5=) and you got 49. Maybe he will get 49 years for the 4 women he sexually harassed.

Why did it take 4 women and not just 1 of these charges to be acknowledged and taken seriously? Is it possible that a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE may have slipped through the cracks? Is it okay to label the poor and middle-class behavior? Why are we not acknowledging the behaviors of the rich and high-profile government officials? Go back and review GOT NO TIME TO BE DISABLED in the March Archives. You will find an answer.

A young boy around the age of 6 breaks through the crowd. His presence breaks the tension. “Are you who I think you are?” Somebody said you are the President of the United States. I told them No Way! You are the man with the plan. The man who understands. The man with the whole world in the palm of his hands. You are a SMOOTH OPERATOR. He jumps into PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’s lap and gives him a big hug. He lifts the young boy into the air. “I will keep my Promise.”

ADVISORY ALERT: It is hard for people diagnosed with NLD Syndrome and other exceptionalities to come off as SMOOTH OPERATORS. Some may lack the social communication skills, inability to read social cues, and interpreting body language. Others may have trouble with personal hygiene, and cocktail party speech. They have difficulty interpreting facial expression. It is hard for them to initiate a conversation or end a conversation. Their social judgment is poor. NLDers are not sure where his or her space is and cannot judge the distance(space invaders). This is due to visual-spatial organization. They are labeled by others as annoying, ill-mannered, rude, discourteous, and smart “aleck.”

People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome cannot detect hidden meanings of language and social interactions aren’t detected There will be many outbursts, social blunders, misinterpretations, and misjudgments. NLDers end up being the victims and are victimized because they are naively trusting. They DO NOT understand a person that is deceitful, cunning, or who manipulates others. They have faulty spatial perception only getting half of the picture.

Their behaviors are misinterpreted by our society as being INTENTIONAL. Their neurological and neuro-behavior right hemisphere disorder is UNINTENTIONAL. Sexual Harassment is a term that is very vaguely defined. It happens a lot in the workplace. It entails social situations, the making of unwanted sexual advances, and obscene remarks. How would it be possible to charge a person with NLD SYNDROME with sexual harassment if they have these characteristics and traits? People with NLD SYNDROME will not have a clue to what sexual harassment or any other type of harassment is due to the nature of their neurological disorder and their UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS.

My advice to all parents is finding a neuro-psychologist or psychiatrist that has had years of knowledge, training, and experience in the field of Nonverbal Learning Disability. It is very essential that you have your child tested early. This diagnosis has been overlooked for 41 years and has not been placed on the DSM4. This is a great disservice to millions of people who are looking for answers for their children/adults. When AUTISM, ASPERGER, ADD, ADHD, PDD-NOS, OCD, TOURETTES SYNDROME, ANXIETY DISORDER, TIC DISORDER, just doesn’t add up, PLEASE turn YOUR ATTENTION to NLD SYNDROME

How many TIMES have people with NLD SYNDROME diagnosed/undiagnosed been falsely accused, misjudged, socially isolated, and punished repeatedly because society has failed to be educated about this neurological disorder?
How many people are locked away in institutions, given a counterproductive treatment plan, or heavily medicated because they have gone undiagnosed, the diagnosis is ignored/is hidden or the diagnoses were not understood?

How many people with this diagnosis have been falsely accused of a crime they didn’t commit or understand it was a crime due to the nature of their disability and their UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS? How many people with this diagnosis have been incarcerated? How many lives have been lost and our society will continue to lose due to the secondary diagnosis of anxiety, stress, depression, and panic attack? Think about it. I hope this will help millions of people.

How can our society continue to violate the HUMAN and CIVIL RIGHTS of people with this diagnosis? This is in the DEFENSE for NLD SYNDROME. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Don’t Make Me Put On My Gasoline Drawers

by Linda Ballard

Can you see through the flames of the Refresher Course on NLD? Scroll down to the story below and compare the characteristics and traits to the Contenders for the Presidency. Talking about behaviors, it makes you wonder. Will the real Contenders show up?

It is just not the traits and characteristic of NLD Syndrome. These Pretenders/Contenders are on the hit list of many Psychological Diagnoses. This is the Dysfunctional Crew of what Congress promises to come for the 2012 election.

Right now on stage, front and center, we have the Pretenders. MITT ROMNEY, is Mr. Vaseline Vacillator, sliding all over the place with his indecisiveness. Do you want him to be Baptist? No problem Mitt Romney doesn’t mind switching.

Rick Perry, Raging Ricky, who makes Texas Chain Saw Massacre look like a lullaby.The thought of EXECUTION makes him get a good night sleep and ready for the campaign trail in the morning.

Michelle Bachman is the founder and CEO of Conspiracy Theories. X-Files is her true files. She put Dana Scully and Fox Mulder out of business. Newt Gingrich,”Mr.CRYBABY” who will shut down the government if he is snub at Muammar Gaddafi’s funeral.

NEWT made this same play on Formal President Clinton and sat on the back of an airplane. This could have been the “single most avoidable mistake as the SPEAKER”. He wanted to drive Formal President Clinton’s ratings down.

The government shutdown could be blamed on Clinton. The last TIME it was at Yitzah Rabin’s funeral in Israel. This TIME Newt Gingrich can ride on the back of the bus. Newt is probably telling John Boehner to use this same old play on President Obama.

The bottom line, formal President Clinton’s rating rose once again. The same thing happened with President Obama’s rating. Congress game of politics is tired just like their policies.

Ron Paul, the godfather of the original TEA PARTY, is “Mr.Critic” of saying what he says. He was a medical doctor and worked as an OBGYN during the years of 1960-1970.

Maybe Ron Paul could have explained to Mitt Romney the position on birth control taken by Mitt was wrong. Instead, Rachel Maddow had to go to her Man Cave and tell Mitt Romney how it works. She tried to dig his butt out of a hole.

Keep the vaseline close by Mitt Romney. Rick Santorum, Mr. Candy Man, had too much sugar in his tank. Sitting at the candy desk, Rick Santorum’s judgment could be cloudy on his true position of Gay Rights. The sugar could have gotten to Rick Santorum.

This desk was only located on the Republican side of their chambers. Rick Santorum sat at this desk for a 10 year period(1997-2007). When Rick lost in 2007 that ended the real story of Candy Man. Let’s see what happens if we say Candy Man three Times.

Maybe all the Pretenders will go away and the real Contenders will show up as true competition.

Last but not least we have Herman Cain. Don’t Make Me Put On My Gasoline Drawers. This Pretender has redefined the words, black, Negro, and African-American. Of course, we know the word colored did not stick around long. Herman Cain chased it off.

Herman Cain is not on the Flip Side of the Chart. He has created his own diagnosis under the heading of, There Is No Black Inside This Body. Martin Luther King Jr used the word Negro and black in his I Have A Dream speech.

The term black was used throughout the 60’s. It coincided with both leaders teaching of racism, segregation, slavery, and discrimination. Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr did not see eye to eye, Martin Luther King respected Malcolm X’s teachings.

“What the Hah Hell” is wrong with Herman Cain? I understand when some people look in the mirror they see themselves as larger than their actual size. Others may look in the mirror and feel they need more surgery to improve their looks.

A young lady told me once she saw herself as a rotted out house with condemned signs everywhere. Hey, you got me on that one. Maybe she could be reconstructed at a later date. Herman Cain There Is No Black, Negro, or African-American inside of your body.

The mention of Herman Cain’s name infuriated the African Americans I talked to. It totally embarrassed many of the whites. The Latinos want to know what is wrong with OUR homeboy. The lady in the grocery store took it to a new level.

I tweeted on Twitter about my brief survey of Herman Cain. This lady pulled out her handkerchief, wiped her butt, and explained sometimes we forget where we come from. I wished Herman Cain could have been there. I respect Twitter and I respect WordPress.

It gets worse. Herman Cain stands in front of his mirror with his boxing gloves and shorts on. Herman Cain visualizes himself as Occupying Wall Street controlled by the 1% as the last of the Great White Hopes. Look out, Rocky Balboa!

DEDICATED: To all my NLDers stick to the programs that deliver the facts and work for you. Politics will always be a part of our lives. Just make sure you don’t get sidetracked in your purpose in Life. This is where the Tea Party fell off their path.

We all have something to work on. I understand the neurological aspect and those who have UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I have trouble with the Contenders/Pretenders with all of their INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS.

SPECIAL DEDICATIONS: To Dr. James Peterson, Michael Eric Dyson, Melissa Harris-Perry, Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Al Sharpton, Van Jones, Mike Papantonio and Joe Walkins. Joe Walkins stop spinning it and say what you really mean.

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep__An NLD Mother’s Prayer

by Linda Ballard

It appears that certain government officials didn’t like the language of President Barack Obama’s Speech. I did not come here to defend the President because this is a man who can PRESS ON.

MAXINE WATERS, you may like your HIGH HEELS, you may not like wearing SLIPPERS. You say you work, you march, but you are sending a mixed message to the people. There are many ways which each individual can convey their message.

It appears you have a problem with understanding what others are trying to convey or even say. Are YOU listening? Do YOU have your own AGENDA?

Being candid can give people the impression in which your straightforwardness reflects no COMPASSION, EMPATHY, or SUPPORT. My son speaks candidly. He was diagnosed with NLD Syndrome at the age of 4 years 10 months. Now that he is older he has a very strong voice and tone. He is more like Chris Christie only a DEMOCRAT. Chris Christie has a very strong tone and so far there is no recanting of what he may say. I asked my son what is it about MAXINE WATERS that is disturbing about her political stance. He said, “If you go to the CREW you will find 15 MOST CORRUPT MEMBERS of CONGRESS on this LIST”. Yes, she is on the list and she has her own agenda. He also stated she was listed for the year 2006, 2007, and 2009. The future of government lies in the hands of our younger adults. How can we trust the platform of government officials if our elder’s behaviors are so poorly?

The behavior of Elected officials in government doesn’t match the words that come from their mouths. Maxine Waters has continued to insert her foot in her mouth and videotaped her A… Yet rudeness has been placed upon the backs of those with NLD Syndrome. People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome bear the scars and wear the banners of curtness, inappropriate/unexpected behavior, behavior problems, angry/explosive and implosive behavior. Our society accused those with NLD Syndrome with acting out intentionally. Yet this behavior has been relentlessly displayed by Maxine Waters and many other government officials. You are in for a rude awakening if you know someone diagnosed with NLD Syndrome.They will wax your A… and continue to buff.

Sugar coating will never happen. Loyalty is a strong trait that NLDers carry which political officials need to borrow. Maxine Waters’ sense of loyalty will reveal itself on the evening news by once again recanting her statements. Showing her loyalty lies with her own personal agenda of having a political position in the year 2012. We are tired of our Government officials throwing each other under the bus. The behavior of our government is deplorable.

My son’s political stance is not to go golfing with John Boehner and feel comfortable with Mitch McConnell. We all know where he stands. Eric Canter blocks all and keeps everything to himself. Jim Demint’s followers, the Tea Party, are out of control. The Republicans and the Tea Party recant their statements all the TIME. As a race of people, we need to support the INTELLIGENCE OF THE MIND and those decisions which will affect the lives of not just one RACE of people but for ALL the people.

Our young adults are taking a closer look at the political figures. Herman Caine announced he was a real black man. If you have to do a public service announcement on your manhood you fall short in a lot of areas. Herman Cain, Alan West, Jessie Lee Peterson, Lloyd Marcus, Star Parker and many others who are attached at the right hip of the Right Wing Extremists will get a friendly reminder from their GRAND MOO FA.

Rush Limbaugh, Grand MOO FA, his second in command Glenn Beck, and all of FOX NEWS will make a public service announcement to Herman Caine and his BLACK JACK GANG. It will be brief. The Grand Moo FA doesn’t think that African Americans are INTELLIGENT. Herman Caine shares those same beliefs and thinks we have been brainwashed into becoming DEMOCRATS. “You People” have confused the younger African Americans and we have accomplished our goal, stated the GRAND MOO FA. On the Tyra Banks show, we saw African Americans wanting to be white. Younger adults wanting to belong to the KKK. Hell, even in grade school, smaller children are beginning to think dark skin is ugly and natural hair is nappy.

When smaller children are asked to pick out who is the smarter child, they picked out the one who is white. You guys have been just great in screwing up your race. You have served your Purpose and your services are no longer needed. “Herman Caine while you were out trying to discover your identity and put your BLACKNESS under the Microscope, I Rush Limbaugh, the Grand Moo FA, discovered something better.” You are not FREE to go. We Own you. What a Sell-Out. Price of Success.

The Congressional BLACK CAUCUS and the BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS need to understand it is not just about the POLITICS of our government. This is about the lives of the PEOPLE and what is best for the PEOPLE.

Our children’s lives should pave the way for a brighter future. Our children’s lives are at great risk and they are no longer living out the full term of their life. A parent’s worst nightmare is to see their child in a coffin surrounded by other young adults. This is a permanent TIME OUT and Recess is over. Even if our children grow up it is hard to see them incarcerated, on death row, and murdered by a senseless death. Before my children were put to bed at night they would get on their knees and pray.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord My soul shall keep. If I should die before I wake. I pray the Lord my soul shall take. This prayer has been modified for today’s children and young adults. Before I lay my head to rest. I pray to God I have done my best. When death comes to my soul, I pray to God my children grow old. AMEN! It is TIME TO PRESS ON. It is TIME for TIME_EXTENSION OF LIFE.

DEDICATED: To the future of our children. IN loving MEMORY of STEVE JOBS whose EXIT is NOW A PERMANENT ENTRANCE. You take a closer look at people and everything that surrounds your life. For the first TIME, the field of one’s life extends across the way. It is not dying from what you have but living with the TRUTH of what you have. The TRUTH of having your hands on DEATHS DOORWAY changes everything about you. Steve Jobs, myself, and many others who wear those shoes know what is TRULY IMPORTANT. The TRUTH is a powerful key and it will UNLOCK many doors. DISEASE AND DEATH is the LATCH that can be OPEN with the key of TRUTH. ACCEPTANCE of the TRUTH gives an extension to live. DENIAL of the TRUTH shortens the desire to fight the LATCH of DISEASE and DEATH when you finally come to grips with the TRUTH.

NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Eddie On The Corner

by Linda Ballard

The story I’m about to tell you opened doors for me and has changed my life forever. It was the summer of 1993. The music industry had changed over to gangster rap. The three of us were Inseparable like Natalie Cole’s song. We were not getting in touch with our feminine side. Dwayne Miller, we called Baby Boy because he never seemed to age. Tyrone Fulton, we called Tonto because he was the opposite of faster than a speeding bullet. I was called Luscious Larry, named after my father who was the player of all players in our neighborhood. My real name is Larry Beard. As a group, we call ourselves the Nighthawks. We hung tight and we had each other’s backs. Our parents made it clear if dark catches you out past midnight you better have an alibi.

The Nighthawks loved music. Baby Boy and I could switch to any kind of music but Tonto only liked Old School Music. Baby Boy would sometimes get frustrated with Tonto but it was all good. I found a way so we didn’t squabble over who listened to what. I knew one day we would be larger than Boyz II Men. Personally, I wanted to follow in BabyFace’s footsteps. Baby Boy wanted to be like Notorious B.I.G. Tonto’s favorite old school singer is Stevie Wonder. He said Stevie has lasted a LIFETIME.

Tonto would always arrive late. It didn’t matter if he had a watch on. His TIME was always off. Baby Boy would always play his music first. By the TIME Tonto arrived he didn’t have any rap music to listen to. I would always hang loose or wait until I got home so I could play anything I wanted to hear. After we got through our music session, Tonto always seem calmer and wouldn’t fly off the handle at people. It was hard for Tonto to understand when people said things in a smart or sarcastic manner. We later discovered music was like therapy for Tonto. Baby Boy would get very defensive if anybody tried to crack on or make fun of Tonto. Whenever Sammy and his crew came around I could see Baby Boy’s jaw tightening and he would stand real close to Tonto. Sammy knew not to say anything crazy about Tonto. Sammy was always up to no good. He looked like that poison bottle with the skull and two bones going through the skull’s head. Yeah, he was Dr. Death. He had more secrets than the Pentagon. Everybody in the neighborhood was told to steer clear of Sammy. He wasn’t trying to do anything with his life except to try to pull the next good life down. We renamed him, Satanic Sammy.

We would leave our music session and go down to Mrs. Val’s corner store. This store had every type of candy and fruit drink you could imagine. It even had EDDIE the town drunk. The strange thing about EDDIE ON THE CORNER, none of us had ever seen him with a bottle on his side. I often wondered why Mrs. Val never chased Eddie off. Mrs. Val was like sweet strawberry licorice. She was kind to all the kids. She really took to Tonto. It was strange how she knew what candies to choose for him. It was like Tonto had some extra feelers on his tongue that would not allow him to eat specific items. He would have a terrible reaction. The next thing you knew whatever was in his mouth was headed your way.

The problem started 2 years later with the Nighthawks. Some new boys moved in the neighborhood. Sammy knew not to mess with Tonto but that didn’t keep him from setting up the New Kids On The Block. He dared them to go tease Tonto. They would whisper in Tonto’s ear some strange message he never revealed to me or Baby Boy. We saw Tonto’s behavior change dramatically. Once you told Tonto something bad it was hard for him to move on. His anger would increase and before we could start our music sessions, Tonto would want to go down to Mrs. Val’s store and pick on EDDIE. He began picking on EDDIE at least two to three TIMES a week. He never told us what was said. We did not know how to get through to him. We finally ask Mrs. Val to talk to Tonto. She got through to him. Baby Boy and I did not question Mrs. Val at all. We were so happy that Tonto made a decision to back off of Eddie. Something changed for Tonto. I wished he would open up and tell us what those boys had said to him.

It was time for our music session. This Time Baby Boy was late. I kept checking my watch. Tonto’s mother, Ms. Ernestine showed up. My kneecaps tightened and my legs felt weighted. She said there had been a shooting and she would give me more details once we got to the hospital. Baby Boy found out what Satanic Sammy had the new neighborhood boys tell Tonto. Before Baby Boy died of his gunshot wounds he told me what happened and to promise to watch out for Mrs. Val, EDDIE ON THE CORNER, and Tonto. He never mentioned taking care of Ms. Ernestine.

The timing was bad. Tonto was getting ready to go off to college. He decided to stop by Mrs.Vals and take one more shot at EDDIE. To his surprise, EDDIE was gone. There was a very well dressed man on the corner. He handed him a card and the name Edward Morrison appeared. It had Mr. Morrison’s email address and cell phone number. The man told Tonto to get in touch with his father. Tonto was really angry. He could not hold the secret any longer. He confronted his mom and wanted to know why she would tell him that his father died in the War. She was disturbed and in more ways than one. She couldn’t explain herself out of this one. Tonto came to the house and told me what happened the night Baby Boy got shot. He was told that EDDIE ON THE CORNER was his dad.

I was asked to go with him to find his father. He handed me the card. The name looked familiar but I couldn’t be sure if it was THE EDWARD MORRISON.

Satanic Sammy’s mother and Tonto’s mother were once best friends. Ernestine had gotten pregnant by Tonto’s father. She was a shame because he had several learning problems. He never could understand or get along with any of her friends except for Paula, who was Satanic Sammy’s mother. Paula is dyslexic. She hid for many years. She never revealed to Ernestine that she was dyslexic in fear their friendship would end. So Paula ended the relationship with Ernestine and continued her friendship with EDDIE ON THE CORNER. Paula later went to work for Edward Morrison Institute.

Well, we reached Morrison Institute and we sat outside in the lounge. Mr. Morrison came out to greet us personally. Tonto turn around and said to me, this is the man in the suit at the corner of Mrs. Val’s store. I looked at Tonto. I looked at him. Tonto couldn’t see that he looked like Edward Morrison. Mr. Morrison smiled and explained why Tonto could not recognize his face. EDDIE ON THE CORNER was Mr. Edward Morrison of Morrison Institutes. He is the owner and CEO of 35 learning institutions around the world. He specialized in Nonverbal Learning Disability. Mrs. Val is Tonto’s Grandmother. I was asked by Tonto’s father to come in and trained to head up one of Morrison Institutes. Tyrone Fulton, a.k.a Tonto is now following in his father’s footsteps.