Madame Frankenstein

Scene: At the center of CEREBRAL CORTEX at the top of MT. FOREBRAIN lies Castle INTELLECT. This castle is located on a very remote island and has been in MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S family for ages. New home buyers are starting to invade the neighborhood demanding changes to the castle.

New renovations made to the castle and special new features of MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S latest discoveries will be presented on her guided grand tour. McBRAIN ENTERPRISE is having a fundraising to upgrade and enlist special technology to build a LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

The monies will be used for extensive research in one’s brain behaviors in connection with trauma to the brain. Advanced research will be done on CITIZENS UNITED, and why they think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE. NO SUPER PACs ALLOWED.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN is throwing a party and her guest list consists of Marilyn Memory, Alisha Attention, Ava Awareness, Theodore Thought, Larry Language, Samuel Speech, and Conrad Consciousness against CITIZENS UNITED and the SUPREME COURT RULING.

Merindia MIDBRAIN and Hans HINDBRAIN will be running a little late. A trusted and very loyal friend of the FRANKENSTEIN FAMILY will receive honors for his long TIME DEVOTION.

Special guests include SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS from VERMONT, SENATOR TOM UDALL from NEW MEXICO, SENATOR MARK BEGICH from ALASKA, SENATOR DICK DURBIN from ILLINOIS, and SENATOR CHARLES SCHUMER from NEW YORK.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Tonight is a very big night for you EGOR. I’m so excited. Finally, the world will stop STEREOTYPING YOU. EGOR, this is long overdue. Even though your eye has rotated around and had a tendency to not be able to focus on an object, we have strategies for correcting your LAZY EYE.

AMBLYOPIA usually affects one eye. You could always see out of both your eyes but you always told me one eye suffered from depth perception. You needed both eyes for 3D images. Your brain turns off the visual processing to the eye. Your cousin was cross-eyed.

People always get it confused with LAZY EYE. STRABISMUS AMBLYOPIA is a condition where the eyes are not aligned, people do a lot of squinting and it causes double vision. What happens when you are viewing others through the eyes of ELITISM? I wonder what they see?

Remember how we would set on the rooftop, it would be lightning, thundering, and storming? We would recite the names of famous people who had AMBLYOPIA. EGOR can you recite any of the names now? Do you think this will help you calm down?

I know crowds have always been so hard for you to manage. It always calmed you down and made you feel you were not the only person that had been teased, taunted or STEREOTYPED because you had something that set you apart from others.

EGOR:

Yes, MASTER, I think I can remember.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

You don’t have to call me MASTER, EGOR. It brings back such horrible memories. Those memories alone will make me the first candidate for my own LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER. I just can’t visit BLACK ALLEY tonight! You know I love MINNIE RIPPERTON but I don’t want to sing BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

EGOR:

It reminded me of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Whenever GOD would appear and everyone would drop their heads, nobody could recognize GOD because they never looked up in the sky to see his face. We need to PAY ATTENTION. Are you GOD?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

NO EGOR! I am very far from it. There is NO COMPARISON but a lot of CONTRASTING between me and GOD. Hey, I do what I can.

EGOR:

You are very kind, giving, and HUMANE regardless of what people think about you and what goes on behind your CLOSED DOORS at CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN. I think they don’t like your outfit. Who cares! One of your mentors was criticized for the way she dresses. Who needs to be dressed to impress?

I don’t care what outfit they put on, they are still SCAVENGING REPUBLICAN BIRDS who prey on the weak and vulnerable by keeping them in the dark and uninformed. Hey, let’s act like MITT ROMNEY on this one.

You know they are just JEALOUS and ENVIOUS because we tell better stories and we got jokes. It doesn’t have to break our spirits. We don’t need to be like them. No matter how much money they have, it is a shame they cannot do what is right for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

They should be thankful. Everyone has a different way of cleaning up their neighborhood. BATMAN had his way of taking out the GARBAGE. Even at the end of the day when he became Bruce Wayne, he was always a very compassionate and giving person. He never destroyed companies.

He did what was right to help the companies going under. The Board of Directors were on the same page and it was more like a FRIENDLY takeover.

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY is a company that prospered. It is not viewed as a VULTURE CAPITALIST COMPANY. WARREN BUFFET and BRUCE WAYNE have remained long TIME friends and they have a good business relationship.

You never left the WOLVES on top of the HEARSE to have TRICKLE DOWN MITT-O-ROMNICS. They are just angry because NEWT GINGRICH let the cat out of the MOAT. What made me say that?

We were here first and then all of a sudden the SNOOTIES started moving into the neighborhood and wanted us to pay Home Association Fees. I couldn’t believe they sent you a notice to get rid of the towers, the moat, the alligators, and that feisty lizard.

We are definitely keeping the lightning and the thundering surrounding the castle. Look what MITT ROMNEY did with BAIN CAPITAL and the effect it had on KCPL and MO. GAS COMPANY. The people and the companies never saw it coming. See what happens WHEN MITT ROMNEY CAME TO TOWN?

STEREOTYPING AFRICAN AMERICANS when we move into the neighborhood. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS fought hard on the Senate floor for you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. He would say, “My Lady there is a remedy to this problem but I need your help so this will not come back to the SENATE floor.”

He said you knew they were BUZZARD BAIT LIZARDS and the problem had to be eradicated. I remember SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS telling me that in Spanish, the alligator is the term for the lizard. Whatever happened to CHARLES and DAVID KOCH? MADAME FRANKENSTEIN, you didn’t!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION so to say. I must be very vigilant over the OLD WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURES which consist of eagles, buzzards, kites, and hawks. The evolution of the NEW WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURE consists of the ANDEAN CONDOR and the CALIFORNIA CONDOR.

It is the new and updated name of the TEA PARTY. The strongest characteristic of both these REPUBLICAN VULTURE CAPITALISTS is their bald head and dark metallic wings. We must be ready EGOR. That is why we have the MOAT.

EGOR:

The feisty lizard too, who is always making such a big splash. I always wondered why he had such a large impact inside the moat. It surprises everyone when they look into the moat to see such a SMALL CREATURE raising so much hell.

Now that I know who it really is, what does the NEWT have to lose? Sorry for getting sidetracked. The only reason why I called you MASTER is I never knew your first name. I thought it was okay not to ask. My sister always introduces her husband to everyone as “This is my husband”.

Hell, I’ve known him for thirty years and I just would say, “Hi husband.” He never corrected me. He was so fascinated with my eye. He would crack jokes and say things like, EYE just can’t imagine. Then he would point to my EYE. EYE bet you can’t read my thoughts.

One night…(MADAME FRANKENSTEIN cuts EGOR off).

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

EGOR you do not need to tell me about that night. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER? I have an idea of what happened to him and I’m not making fun of your EYE. I’m sorry your sister’s HUSBAND vanished on your birthday the night after the big party in the CASTLE.

My name is BAE BAE, EGOR. Now, who would be intimidated by a woman named BAE BAE FRANKENSTEIN? Subconsciously I think I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to be STEREOTYPED. I wanted to be FEARED. Come on now. It just isn’t strong enough.

Words play such a big part in strengthening or adding emphasis. As a matter of fact, WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) will also be here tonight. I need a stronger name to change my name into so I could be the FORCE to be reckoned with. BAE BAE, NO!

EGOR:

WOW! My real name is EDMUND. I changed my name so I could be FEARED. People would concentrate on my name more so than my eye. I think I can go back and name Famous PEOPLE with AMBLYOPIA.

Let’s see now, Paris Hilton, Marty Feldman, Bill Cosby, Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Bernie Mac, Ben Stuart Scott, Notorious BIG, and Janet Jackson. There are many with AMBLYOPIA and they are doing just fine.

It didn’t stop them from being successful and the young ladies are pretty cute.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

There are strategies for fixing the eye but certain techniques have its side effects. You can wear corrective prescription eyeglasses. Forcing the amblyopia eye to be put to use, you can wear a patch over the good eye. You can even put topical atropine in the eye that has better vision.

I see you are calming down. You would be so upset whenever you came back from capturing those who suffered from their ARROGANCE and ELITISM. They showed no fear and did not care about the risk. They had the nerve to insult you, curse at you, and poke fun of your eye.

Whenever you came back from the forest with a VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN or one of the guys from the SUPER PACs, they would be laughing at you like you were some kind of joke. I had the rooms remodeled, who’s laughing now. They are so detached from society.

If this is the way to get their undivided attention, so be it EDMUND. John Stewart and Steven Colbert did an exceptional job of getting the attention of the media, public, and government with their SUPER PAC SKIT.

EGOR:

You call me EDMUND. I think I like the way it sounds. Can I call you BAE BAE?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Only when there is no one around in the castle but me and you. I tell you what. I will let you think of a name for me. In the meantime, I will change the name in the script so I won’t call you EGOR. Okay EDMUND?

EDMUND:

We make a good team. It looks like everyone has arrived. It’s SHOWTIME!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Everyone listen up. WORD!(EDMUND aka EGOR is standing at the top of the spiral staircase next to MADAME FRANKENSTEIN). Thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting the SENATORS and their causes.

They are working extremely hard on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION to overturn CITIZENS UNITED and their wac ideas of CORPORATIONS are PEOPLE.

No pun intended to WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) who has given a generous donation to support the building of our LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS would say, “EXXON MOBILE and BANK of AMERICA are NOT PEOPLE.” CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE.

They have no flesh, blood, and they definitely don’t have a heart. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS are trying to screw the people out of their constitutional right to vote. These BLOODSUCKERS are flat-out trying to buy the PRESIDENCY with all of their SUPER PAC money.

Forget about an election.The COLONIC KINGS of COLONOSCOPY will go through the motions of having debates and pretend to have an election to only swoop down and steal the PRESIDENCY. We have an advantage. We must stay focused and PAY ATTENTION to their characteristics and traits.

The racketeering needs to stop. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS have no morals because they are OPPORTUNISTS. They are major EXTRACTORS and the ROTO ROOTERS of our NATION. Call on the VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS, that is their game.

They will ROTO ROOT your money and company right down the drain. I want everyone here to give themselves a big round of applause. We must stand UNITED and DO WHATEVER IT TAKES(DWIT). To my long TIME friend and business partner, I give you EDMUND.

He is the perfect person to head up the COERCIVE PERSUASION UNIT. HANNIBAL LECTER, EDMUND’S brother, could not be here tonight but I know he would be proud of your achievements. Everyone gives EDMUND a round of applause.

EDMUND:

Thank you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. I really appreciate your gift of the BOONDOCK SAINTS. I will try to live up to the CREATIVE DESTRUCTIVENESS in my new job position.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

The moment we all have been waiting for. Tour TIME! Over to my right, we have…(interrupted by a guest who looks inside and thinks the room is empty).

ALISHA ATTENTION:

There is no one in here.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Look again and tell me what you SEE with your EYES or what you PERCEIVE with your MIND.

AVA AWARENESS:

This is FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN HUNTSMAN from the UTAH’S room. He was always INVISIBLE in the race and debates. HUNTSMAN never picked up any steam. Why would he ENDORSE MITT ROMNEY when he said he would put his country first?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did he put his country first or himself? He worked with the PRESIDENT. It makes you wonder how he really feels. He ENDORSED a man who cannot decide whose side he is on. HUNTSMAN has become what he has ENDORSED. He lost his CREDITABILITY. Over to my right is MICHELE BACHMAN.

THEODORE THOUGHT:

Is that a DISCO outfit she’s wearing?

MARILYN MEMORY:

If my memory serves me correctly those are not NANCY SINATRA’S silver walking boots. She is in a SPACE SUIT. MICHELE BACHMAN is a real SPACE CASE.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is all about PERCEPTION or what you think you see in front of you. Down the hallway, over to my left, we have RICK SANTORUM.

SAMUEL SPEECH:

I’m SPEECHLESS! Is that RuPaul sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Is that who you see sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap? He is not related to RON PAUL. RON PAUL’S son is named RAND PAUL. Did you know that RuPaul was named after roux, which is a mixture of wheat flour and butter sautéed in a skillet? You can use OIL.

RUPAUL, the Gravy of RICK SANTORUM’S LIFE. Now here’s a real treat through this doorway. What do you see, SENATOR SCHUMER?

SENATOR SCHUMER:

RICK PERRY as an AL-QAEDA TERRORIST hiding behind a huge BOULDER shooting at DICK CHANEY camouflaged in OIL. They both like war.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It could be RICK PERRY down by the ranch taking target practice at his BIG BOULDER. DICK CHANEY bathing in OIL from IRAQ and monies he made from Halliburton. Peek into the room and tell me what you see SENATOR TOM UDALL.

SENATOR TOM UDALL:

Nah, RON PAUL is pregnant and BEN BERNANKE from the FEDERAL RESERVE is delivering a GOLD BABY. WHAT!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did you check the sign on the door? RON PAUL is the head OBGYN physician. He is having a heated argument with BEN BERNANKE who is trying to confiscate RON PAUL’S golden surgical instruments. SENATOR MARK BEGICH, who do you see in the next room?

SENATOR MARK BEGICH:

I’ve never seen a fan this huge. It is throwing out some air. Why is that dog sitting in front of the fan? Is that MITT ROMNEY strapped to the bed? Oh no, the dog is about to Uhhhhhhhhhh. I think I’m going to be sick.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

MITT ROMNEY has a nice huge clock over his head and for the next 12 hours, he can enjoy.

CONRAD CONSCIOUSNESS:

Did we all witness the same incident through our eyes? The IMAGE did not change.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

This is the TRUE CONSCIOUS MIND. That is what happens when SH…T hits the fan and one is deserving of the SH…T. TIME to take a trip to the MOAT. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, come this is your favorite place.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS:

These two alligators are one of the biggest problems in CITIZENS UNITED but now we have the situation under control. The lizard that is raising ruckus will soon become buzzard’s bait.

We must remember that no matter what we see or think we see, it’s all about PERCEPTION and how we PERCEIVE what we saw in our MINDS EYE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

It is the ACCUMULATION of INFORMATION that will lead to GREATER KNOWLEDGE. This KNOWLEDGE will lead to more CHOICES. WITHIN the CHOICES you will become more SELECTIVE.

Once you have SELECTED your TARGET the INFORMATION will give you the OPPORTUNITY to paint a CLEAR PICTURE of your TARGET or “SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE”. The world we live in must have STABILITY.

UNDERSTANDING and INTERPRETING our ENVIRONMENT through our SENSES gives us a stronger JUDGEMENT CALL or “PERCEPTION”. We must LEARN THE PROCESS, UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS before we DO the PROCESS(DUE PROCESS).

There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of INFORMATION. There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of AWARENESS and INTELLECT. To diminish the risk of being TARGETED we must INVESTIGATE, be VIGILANT, and DUE DILIGENCE.

BOTTOM LINE:

WAC is WORDS, ACTIONS, and COMMUNICATION. We SPEAK the WORDS and our WORDS alone will not determine what is SPOKEN is TRUTHFUL. Our WORDS and our ACTIONS will not deliver SATISFACTION of TRUST.

Our WORDS, ACTIONS, and APPROPRIATE BODY LANGUAGE will determine one’s COMMUNICATION. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Speak To The People

C-CONVEY what you need to say with CLARITY, CONSISTENCY, and PERSEVERANCE.

O-OPPORTUNITY shall be granted to the PEOPLE’S VOICE to CONNECT with our GOVERNMENT, helping the PEOPLE ARBITRATE their differences.

M-MESSAGES sent throughout the NATION will BUILD BRIDGES to BRIDGE THE GAP for DISCUSSIONS on FOREIGN POLICY.

M-MEDIATION of these CONVERSATIONS will strengthen the BOND from NATION TO NATION.

U-UNIFORMITY-is STABILITY and the BACKBONE that our NATION has put in PLACE for EQUALITY and JUSTICE for ALL.

N-NEGOTIATION on TALKING POINTS should not WAVER to the degree we COMPROMISE what we have come so far to ACHIEVE. We must LAY IT ON THE LINE and TOW THE LINE with it.

I-INTERVENTION of our GOVERNMENT should COOPERATE and NETWORK with their CONSTITUENTS ACROSS THE ISLES, WE THE PEOPLE, and OUR NATION.

C-CONTRASTING difference will take its walk and turn the corner to CORRELATE an AGREEMENT to keep from violating the HUMAN, and CIVIL RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE.

A-ALLIANCES BY THE PEOPLE have extended their causes and will defeat the CONSERVATIVE FACTION.

T-TRANSMISSIONS of the MEDIA, WEBCAST, and TELECAST are there FOR THE PEOPLE to stay well INFORMED with FACTUAL INFORMATION.

I-IDEOLOGIES of a PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT will take this NATION by the storm to keep up with GLOBALIZATION.

O-OPPOSITION does not SUPPORT the CORRESPONDENCE of the 1% PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE.

N-NO is NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. We can NO LONGER be held as HOSTAGES. We can PROMULGATE our views of DEMOCRACY against the CONSERVATIVE FACTION DICTATORSHIP.

These steps, when taken, will LEAD YOU THROUGH THE DOORWAY of COMMUNICATION and DOWN THE RIGHT PATH. YOU will LEARN to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE. COMMUNICATION is the PATH we can CHOOSE to PAVE THE WAY to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

ADVISORY ALERT: COMMUNICATION is our GOVERNMENT and NATION BIGGEST PROBLEM. THERE ARE MANY WAYS ENLISTED TO SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE but it is WHAT YOU SAY, HOW YOU SAY IT, and the INTONATION of SPEECH YOU SAY IT WITH can cause FAILURE in COMMUNICATION.

Will our GOVERNMENT be able to come back to the table within 2 MONTHS and NEGOTIATE TAX CUTS for the MIDDLE CLASS? Does the GOP, REPUBLICANS, and TEA PARTY understand who is in CHARGE? Do they realize the existence of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION’S problems?

What or Who has undermined our GOVERNMENTS ability to COMMUNICATE and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE? MANY TIMES the OPPORTUNITY was offered to come to the TABLE and make the RIGHT DECISION. There are many tools to help accommodate our GOVERNMENT in the decision-making process.

What happened that our GOVERNMENT INTENTIONALLY CHOSE TO FAIL WE THE PEOPLE AND OUR NATION? Our GOVERNMENT is IMPAIRED and has continued to PUNISH the PEOPLE and the NATION. Yet many of these members of our GOVERNMENT are the HIGHEST PAID and part of the 1%.

GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT is paid to MAKE THE WRONG DECISION or NO DECISION. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT has been REWARDED. SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE and HOLD OUR GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE.

COMMUNICATION is one of the BIGGEST PROBLEMS of PEOPLE diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME (NONVERBAL LEARNING DISABILITY). It is WHAT THEY SAY, HOW THEY SAY IT, and the INTONATION of their SPEECH that causes FAILURE TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE with PEOPLE.

The COMMUNICATION of those diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME is usually ONE-SIDED and plays itself out like a SCRIPT. NLDers struggle with taking others perspective.

It is hard to play by the rules if you don’t understand the rules or know the rules exist. It becomes more difficult to respect the person of AUTHORITY if you can’t grasp who is in CHARGE. How can you adjust the behavior if you aren’t TAUGHT the APPROPRIATE BEHAVIORS?

This undermines NLDers. The assumption is made people diagnosed with NLD knows how to BEHAVE and INTERACT. Unless you have taken the TIME out of your day to TEACH, TEACH, TEACH you are in for a rude awakening. SOCIAL CONVENTION goes down the tube.

They will comment negatively, interrupt a conversation, redirect a conversation to a topic of interest to themselves, and cannot grasp the concept of whatever one thinks can be spoken out loud. NLD cannot paraphrase or tell “WHITE LIES” to keep from hurting others.

NLDers cannot make the connection of negative feedback from persons to his/her statement which was caused UNINTENTIONALLY. They will have no clue why people are offended by their remarks. NLDers are not given the OPPORTUNITY. They are isolated by our SOCIETY.

People diagnosed with NLD catch hell getting an EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM. If they receive a program, they are not properly ACCOMMODATED. This is carried over into the WORKFORCE and throughout their LIVES. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY-THEY CAN LEARN and are very willing to do so.

REWARDS are not given to NLDERS. PUNISHMENT and PROGRAMS such as PSYCHOTHERAPY, which is counterproductive to meet their needs are given. MEDICATION is served up on a PLATTER. AN INSTITUTIONAL OFFER INSTEAD of A JOB OFFER will be given STRAIGHT-UP before an INTERVIEW.

Bottom line: Understanding a problem exists will help get to the heart of the problem. TEACH the COMMUNICATION SKILLS which helps to avoid him/her from running people off or isolating themselves from others. We must give helpful criticism and be willing to TEACH.

It is important to understand this IMPAIRMENT is NEUROLOGICAL and there is NO CHOICE for this child/adult. NO child/adult chooses to fail.

UNINTENTIONAL! SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

Reflection Of Words, Magical Moments On Twitter

Whenever I am tweeting on Twitter my thoughts and my heart is always with the ones who have difficulty communicating their thoughts and putting them on paper.  For those of us that can put our thoughts to the grindstone, it may take one word or just a phrase to speak volumes.

I would like to reflect back on some words and phrases which are magical moments on Twitter. There are times when the fewer words spoken reveals more. The more words spoken reveals less. There comes a moment of silence that can reveal all.

1.)  To all the achievers around the world with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles… keep achieving.

2.) To all the achievers around the world appreciate your mind and respect the achievement.

3.) Live in the moment, for the moment, never in the past of that moment, the moment is Now.

4.) The greatest achievement is to realize what you achieved can be stripped away.

5.) No one should compromise who they are to become what you want them to be. We need to adapt and change our way of thinking. It is called acceptance.

6.) I do not wish to cut the tree down. I just want to make a dent. It is my TIME to give back.

7.)When you break yourself down to the lowest denominator, you are not weak, you are better understood.

8.) Bask in the sun. Feel the rain on your face. Dig your feet into the sand. Breathe on the mirror. Respect TIME.

9.) When you reach out and help others the time passes. Before you know it, your time is lengthened.

10.) Remember to check your airflow, breath on the mirror, it is your breath, it is your life.

11.) I am not a Mac Genius. I am not Microsoft Genius. I am a Mom Genius and my son taught me. He holds the honorary degree.

12.) We need to rethink the way we think and accommodate those that process differently.

13.) When I use the word I, it is for taking responsibility. It is not the selfish I, or the I nucleus factor. I will give you credit.

14.) Do you know your cancers? Anyone or anything that eats at you are cancers.

15.) We all can be heard. The skill is listening. The ultimate skill is understanding what we hear and what is being said.

16.) Survival-acceptance of the problem, educate yourself, respect and fear the problem, get help, and be self-determined to survive the problem.

17.) Your coat fits likes an armor. Your armor, in given time, will wear like a vest, Reflection of these times will be your windbreaker.

18.) Education is wonderful when you educate. Understanding and adaptability to how one is educated are greater.

19.) Inclusion in the workforce builds character, self-esteem, and validation. The isolation/deprivation causes lack of hope.

20.) Speaking from my heart zone today, when 365 days becomes less in one’s life, you will begin to value so much more.

21.) Everyone has a voice and a choice, a place, and space, and a reason throughout the season.

22.) I live my life for the 5Ps. Purpose-reason, Passion-true intense emotion, Placement-in position to accommodate others, Productivity-output, Power-effectiveness for an extension of 365 days of my life and to help others.

23.) Know your cancers in order to eradicate the problem, survive, and have a quality of life.

24.) Relinquish being a V.I.P.(Vanity, Image, Pride). You will never survive any adversity with these elements.

25.) When you live to the fullest, love until your heart is content, and don’t give all your love away, you are PAID IN FULL.

26.) If you don’t love yourself in the process, give too much of yourself away, you will lose life’s battle and become EXPIRED.

27.) I never understood the saying, is the glass half empty or is the glass half full. I thought the glass was a tool to work with and what I put in the glass would account for my achievements.

28.) Empowerment is knowing your cancers and realizing they are not just under the microscope.

29.) Never hold anyone accountable for that which you fail to teach. Never assume they know. If you make the assumption you failed them. Go back and teach.

30.) Handle your business or your business will handle you. This is accountability.

31.) I have learned to survive my adversities, not people in order to have the quality of life.

32.) True respect for life and quality of life is the losses we have in life.

33.) Love to Learn, Learn to Love, Love, Learn, and Live to Survive.

34.) Make the decision and be held accountable for the decision. Don’t blame for the decision. It was your decision, learn.

35.) See with your mind and envision. Feel with your heart and show true emotion. Speak the words and become expressive.

36.) Can you handle the candle?  Can you handle the burns?

37.) I have held the hands of many who have exited this life. Through all the tears, hurt, pain, and sorrow,  TIME was the key.

38.) Sit close to someone and read a book together. Sit in your favorite chair by the window and see for the first time.

39.) Take the time today and really laugh out loud. Give them a big hug, tell them you care, and really mean it.

40.) Remember when it comes to trials and tribulations, we can no longer be on trial, the verdict is in, and we can turn our tribulations into a tributes.

41.)  My misfortune is your fortune if you only look and learn.

This is dedicated to those with NLD Syndrome and others with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles.

It is hard for children/adults diagnosed with NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disability) and others to achieve at light speed. Change, adaptability, and struggling with the element of time on a task can lower their achievement along with many other deficits NLD Syndrome possess.

Giving them more choices and accommodations boosts their achievements thus lifting their self-esteem in an inclusive protective environment. Understanding how they learn and also understanding that it takes patience. So teach, teach, and teach. Let them teach you.  Oral communication is necessary.

A very productive strategy for those who are diagnosed with NLD is teaching life skills, social skills, and body language communication.

Define the issue. Ask them what is it they need to do. State the options orally. Don’t overwhelm them with choices. Limit the choices (3-5). Get some feedback and ask them what would be the best choice. Let them make the choice. Time to take Action. Now it is time for Richard Branson saying, SCREW IT, LET’S DO IT.

He/she reviews their actions. You ask them if it was an effective plan or they ask themselves if the plan worked or not. Always point out what is relevant and what is irrelevant. Hey, if they screw it up don’t beat them down for their mistakes.

Punishment is not the answer. You will unmask an unwanted behavior and the behavior will manifest itself if you do not address it properly.

Addressing the behavior properly is understanding their feelings showing compassion, empathy, and being supportive. Spell it Out (concretely, explicitly).

Many words and actions in the above statements (1-41) cannot be expressed by those who are diagnosed with neurological disorders, with unintentional behaviors and  have developmental delays.

Superbowl Game Time, Rockin’ the List

For the first time in the forty-year history of the franchise … the NLD’ers.   It has been a painstaking miniseries and a Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure, but it finally paid off.  The fans are quite mystified by the NLD’ers.  They have been around for years but no one has been scoping them out.

Walk with me.  I see Commissioner District.  Commissioner District can you tell me anything about the NLD’ers?  “No, who in the hell are these guys and what spectrum do they come from?”  The Commissioner commented:  “I know about Aspergers and my money on them.”

Aspergers is a tough team to beat.  They are not very sociable.  It is not that making friends and developing relationships don’t matter, but they only hold one special interest.  They go on and on about that interest and people become frustrated and think they are boring or only into themselves.  Well, it won’t be any love lost between the NLD’ers and the Aspies.  There will be no Hollywood hugs and kisses between them.

So, Bobby Tourette, what is the big rivalry between the NLD’ers and the Aspies?   Remember we have kids in the house, just hold the cursing down!  Well, the NLD’ers hold many interests.  They can converse on any topic.  The Aspies think that NLD’ers is the know-it-all.  NLD’ers volume gets pumped up on their vocals and then they’re in your face and in your space.  This is not intentional.  Hey, I get along with the NLD’ers.  The Aspies will let you know they are not interested.  You might as well find someone or something else to do.

Mark Autism you have been in the game for over thirty years.  You know what it is like to be Number #1.  What is your perspective on the game?  Jack PDD-NOS  it is like being at the top of the Billboard’s records chart. This is a very recognizable label.  You know how that works Jack PDD-NOS. Take, for instance, you are a little bit of this and a little of that and not enough to qualify for anyone’s team.  You need a real label.  Dr. Psych.  despises you.  Dude, get rid of the NOS (not otherwise specified) and you can come out and play with the big boys.  People might think you are that NOS caffeine drink.

Andre ADHD pays attention and tries to stay focused on the commentary,  but he can’t put the Munch and Crunch down.  How do you think the NLD’ers will do against the Aspies?  Well, Mark Autism,  this will be a bloodbath.  Right now,  Aspergers is pretty hot under the collar.  Dr. Psych and his followers decided to drop the Aspies off the list and put them down with NOS, of all players.  Do you know this will affect their insurance, state funding, and definitely affect their educations?

We are in for one hell of a game. I don’t know why they would have picked the American Psychiatric Association to moderate the game.  When the Aspies see the APA they are going to go off and start cursing like Bobby Tourette.  They are so focused on the list.  I wonder will they be able to play the game?  Do not mess with the Aspies special interest. The NLD’er just might pull this one-off. They have a lot going on. Winning this game means a lot to the underdog. For the first time in the history of forty years, there will be more testing, state funding, insurance coverage, school reformation, and they will be recognizable. NLD’ers will take their rightful place on the DSMV, hold their trophy in the air and wave it like they just don’t care. Keep your heads to the sky and they will be Rockin’ the List.