Stop, Drop, and Roll

Get your FRISCO out BABY! I saw it. It was AWESOME! For the most part, closing my eyes and FEELING the sincerity of that speech knocked it out of the Park. Oooh WEE! Now there goes a LIFE SKILL LESSON. Pure deliverance and I had to STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

Yeah, the BIDEN EFFECT is all about reaching into the heart and soul of the AMERICAN PEOPLE. What is wrong with SPONTANEOUS EMOTIONS? I had to grab my heart to see if it had STOP beating. I thought I was SWV singing I get WEAK in the knees I can hardly breathe.

PLAY THE RECORD! PLAY THE RECORD! Then I DROP to the floor reaching into my pocket making sure I had taken my MEDS. It’s all good! I took my MEDS and it was truly the BIDEN EFFECT.

My eyes were watery and my nose was snotty and I begin to ROLL all over the floor. There was no way I could put my EMOTIONS aside when JOE BIDEN becomes STRAIGHT UP JOE BIDEN. Yes, LAWD! That is what I’m talking about. BIDEN moved mountains with his Memorial Day speech.

He has a true heart, true spirit, and real emotions that people can look to when TIMES get tough and days are rough. I will try to never say I know how a person feels. I can say I have traveled down some of those streets and my reaction was different from the next person.

Let me know when the REPUBLICANS and their SUPERPAC realizes when their money starts buying EMOTIONS you end up with people like MITT ROMNEY, JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR.

I like to send a special SHOUT OUT to STEVEN COLBERT and JOHN STEWART on educating the people in a very fun and simple manner on SUPER PACs.

It is AB-SO-LUTE-LY amazing that the PRESIDENT can have an uneven road to travel in the ECONOMY without the support of CONGRESS and everyone is willing and ready to jump ship. Under the BUSH ADMINISTRATION, the PEOPLE and the NATION suffered for years.

Under CLINTON’S ADMINISTRATION, BILL CLINTON had his troubled with WHITEWATER for YEARS. Regardless of BILL CLINTONS numbers on the economy, people lost HOPE and RESPECT.

BILL CLINTON was the PRESIDENT and there was NO HILARY DIANE RODHAM CLINTON. She is deserving of her full name without the CLINTON.

It stripped her of her family. She has worked hard to gain her DIGNITY AND RESPECT. I haven’t seen one article on HILARY and BILL together in the same town. It is good that BILL CLINTON continue to play golf with DONALD TRUMP and leave the MONEY VULTURE CAPITALIST DOORS OPEN.

I guess we can say this is his new PARTNER or MARRIAGE until HILARY comes home or the next person comes along. Who needs CORY BOOKER as a friend? He likes money more. So it has to be POINTED OUT that BILL CLINTON and CORY BOOKER has to stay with their MONEY DAWGS.

ED RENDELL kept acknowledging BILL CLINTON as the PRESIDENT. This shows that ED RENDELL has not accepted PRESIDENT OBAMA as his PRESIDENT just as the REPUBLICANS can never ACCEPT DIVERSITY and INTELLIGENT in the WHITE HOUSE.

Now let me ask you a question? Did you believe any of NEWT GINGRICH BS when he had his MOMMY DEAREST MOMENTS? The interviewer should have brought out her COMET CAN and WIRE HANGER and spanked NEWTS A… for faking it. On second thought NEWT GINGRICH might enjoy the spanking.

When is the last TIME you saw MITT ROMNEY show any EMOTION? That’s right when he is BULLYING and FIRING people. You can see MITT ROMNEY LAUGHING telling the NATION, “It’s okay I got my garage built just in TIME so when we do get BOMBED my cars will be safe.”

MITTY NITTY GRITTY was 47th in the NATION on JOB CREATION. WHAT A REVELATION! That is PURE CONSTIPATION. SCOTT WALKER has the REMIX to CHARLIE RICH song. WHEN WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS with the KOCH BROTHERS swiping HUMAN RIGHTS away along with EQUAL PAY.

NICKY HALEY is governor of South Carolina. Are do we call her SOMETHING ELSE? SCOTT WALKER I guess it fair to say you and NICKY HALEY are SIAMESE TWINS. They are joined by CORRUPTION at the backbone and SPINELESS. NICKY HALEY did you ever read the book, STAYING TRUE, by JENNY SANFORD?

Mrs. CHEAT ALL OF CHEAT ALL, in taxes or whatever. NICKY HALEY loves the idea of corrupted men in power. TOM CORBETT is MR. HOSTILE GOVERNOR of Pennsylvania. He cut educational spending by a 1 billion dollars last year and the REPUBLICANS wants this to vanish off the radar.

TOM CORBETT solution is “YOU FIGURE IT OUT” or “WE CAN JUST COVER OUR EYES” when it comes to discussing women issues or any issue. He would have loved DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER, the SEXPERT, saying the WORD CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH! That would have been TOM CORBETT STOP, DROP, and ROLL moment.

TOM CORBETT’S book should be named THE ROAD TO POVERTY instead of THE ROAD TO PROSPERITY. His Group name was CLUB FOR GROWTH and MIKE HUCKABEE called it the CLUB FOR GREED. I wonder if you can say REINCE PRIEBUS in the same sentence as CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH!

RICK SNIDER the GOVERNOR of “WE HAVE NO FREEDOM IN MICHIGAN” and the new PRESIDENT BASHAR AL ASSAD of SYRIA without the weapons or the military reinforcements.

SAM BROMBECK of NOTTY-NAUGHTYHAM made it LEGAL to LIE about WOMEN’S PREGNANCY so the doctors won’t get sued to prevent women from getting an abortion.

I can continue on with all the RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of the REPUBLICANS but who wants another LAMB CHOP SONG.

In the story for all those who read CAN I GET AN AMEN OR NOT, JETTI MAE did not like her name, the way it sounds or the way it looked on paper. I do not like the word “NIGGER” or the sound of the word, and JETTI MAE is right certain words don’t look good on paper.

The word “NIGGER” definitely stands out and it does not look good on paper. The thought of someone viewing you in this manner is even worse. CHRIS MATTHEWS IT IS TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL. Let’s STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.

BOTTOM LINE: The REPUBLICANS, THE TEA PARTY and GOP in their MINDS don’t want to see another “NIGGER” IN THE WHITE HOUSE or any other DIVERSE RACE. Why would you take out the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM? Why would you try to control a WOMAN’S DECISION to have an abortion?

Why would you try to control the population of RACE AND GENDER? We are not going to skip or dance around this WORD “NIGGER” that you give the RAPPERS of the WORLD HELL FOR. THE REPUBLICANS have sunk to the lowest of the low.

The REPUBLICANS have unmasked their feelings and have continued to treat the PRESIDENT in their MIND as what they perceive as A “NIGGER.” Who are the true Hypocrites? CHRIS MATTHEWS had you seen any “NIGGERS” in the WHITE HOUSE?

Will this be considered as COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE for MITT ROMNEY? Is MITT ROMNEY the SUPER PACs INSURANCE POLICY? Will the rights of the people be taken away and put back into SLAVERY under MITT ROMNEY RULE? Everybody is avoiding the WORD “NIGGER.” So what will MITT ROMNEY become?

Will MITT ROMNEY be the next WHIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE? He has a high price on his head. PAYING more for LESS is not good coverage. It has been the downfall of the REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, and the rest of CONGRESS to view PRESIDENT OBAMA as LESS. This man has given so much MORE.

CHRIS MATTHEWS it is TIME for HOPE AND CHANGE. A young AFRICAN AMERICAN male reached into the heavens and pulled the rain out of the sky. He dispelled the myth that men don’t cry.

On the passing away of his grandmother 2 days before his presidency I got the opportunity to see a PRESIDENT with heart, soul, and true INTENSE EMOTIONS. I don’t know what neighborhood you are from but the BROTHERS in my NEIGHBORHOOD do not cry. NO PUN INTENDED

You were called a BI–ATCH PUNK in today’s politically correct world. I saw a lot of DICK CHANEYS who suffered from heart attacks and died in my HOOD. I wonder why? As long as I WAS married to my husband I never saw him cry. SHUT UP! He did have a quadruple bypass.

Was it me or was it from him not crying and releasing the stress or anger of being married to me? Get out of here! GOOD NEWS he is alive. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA stood before a crowd and at that moment you realized you could never buy the heart, soul, and the intonation of his speech from a SUPER PAC. This is where we STOP, DROP, and ROLL. Can you do the TOOTSIE ROLL? I forgot the REPUBLICANS have NO SOUL.

The REPUBLICANS will never give this PRESIDENT credit because in their MIND A “NIGGER RESIDE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” The REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, KOCH BROTHERS, KARL ROVE MIND and much more can NEVER be GOVERN BY A “NIGGER.”

NEWS FLASH! There has never been A “NIGGER” sited near or around 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. There has been no sitting on the PLANET BLACK. If you shake PRESIDENT OBAMA hands people, his lovely NUBIAN COLOR will not rub off.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. with his beautiful and highly INTELLIGENT WIFE and 2 lovely children is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. It was hard to see a couple in the WHITE HOUSE actually communicating and touching each other. The man who resides there is not a LIAR.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. is COMPASSIONATE and has done everything in his power to work with CONGRESS who in return has not been willing to work with him. On those days that are rough, the PEOPLE and the NATION need to uplift the spirits of THE OBAMA and BIDEN EFFECT.

The people of this NATION has been deceived for many years but it wasn’t OBAMA and BIDEN. Why are we having a SCOTT WALKER RECALL? Just to be fair there was GRAY DAVIS, DEMOCRATIC Governor of California, recalled in 2003.

He was replaced by I’M BACK and now I’M GONE, TOUCHY FEELY–ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. I like ARNOLD.

When JUDAS JOHN BOEHNER and SATAN ERIC CANTOR want to holler about the numbers of the economy tell them to first find us a HUMAN BEING as a REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER. The sky is falling fell many years ago.

The REPUBLICANS never figure they had to reveal their true feelings and add them into the equation of the PRESIDENCY because every PRESIDENT had been WHITE. I guess this would be their STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

It is hard coming in cleaning someone mess up. Hey, so let’s go BIG and get the REPUBLICANS AGENDA OUT THE WAY. We need to get the WORD “NIGGER” out. It’s good to know how people really feel about you and what they think of you.

So everyone can take a deep breath and STOP, DROP, and ROLL and CARRY ON. I will call the PRESIDENT up and have him do a thorough search of the WHITE HOUSE make sure he doesn’t have any intruders. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN VERN!

I will make sure NO ONE is trying to INVADE his PRIVACY like the REPUBLICANS are trying to INVADE THE PRIVACY of WOMEN RIGHTS to make their own DECISION about their BODIES. Hey CHRIS! The majority of WOMEN would love to have a BABY GIRL.

Just letting the REPUBLICANS KNOW it is all out in the OPEN. BAIN CAPITOL! GAME ON. The REPUBLICANS got some kind of LEGACY. I was so worried about NLD SYNDROME, stereotyping, and the people who are diagnosed with this NEUROLOGICAL UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR who are not EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED.

Just the thought of our government feeling this way is EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING.

Madame Frankenstein

Scene: At the center of CEREBRAL CORTEX at the top of MT. FOREBRAIN lies Castle INTELLECT. This castle is located on a very remote island and has been in MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S family for ages. New home buyers are starting to invade the neighborhood demanding changes to the castle.

New renovations made to the castle and special new features of MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S latest discoveries will be presented on her guided grand tour. McBRAIN ENTERPRISE is having a fundraising to upgrade and enlist special technology to build a LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

The monies will be used for extensive research in one’s brain behaviors in connection with trauma to the brain. Advanced research will be done on CITIZENS UNITED, and why they think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE. NO SUPER PACs ALLOWED.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN is throwing a party and her guest list consists of Marilyn Memory, Alisha Attention, Ava Awareness, Theodore Thought, Larry Language, Samuel Speech, and Conrad Consciousness against CITIZENS UNITED and the SUPREME COURT RULING.

Merindia MIDBRAIN and Hans HINDBRAIN will be running a little late. A trusted and very loyal friend of the FRANKENSTEIN FAMILY will receive honors for his long TIME DEVOTION.

Special guests include SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS from VERMONT, SENATOR TOM UDALL from NEW MEXICO, SENATOR MARK BEGICH from ALASKA, SENATOR DICK DURBIN from ILLINOIS, and SENATOR CHARLES SCHUMER from NEW YORK.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Tonight is a very big night for you EGOR. I’m so excited. Finally, the world will stop STEREOTYPING YOU. EGOR, this is long overdue. Even though your eye has rotated around and had a tendency to not be able to focus on an object, we have strategies for correcting your LAZY EYE.

AMBLYOPIA usually affects one eye. You could always see out of both your eyes but you always told me one eye suffered from depth perception. You needed both eyes for 3D images. Your brain turns off the visual processing to the eye. Your cousin was cross-eyed.

People always get it confused with LAZY EYE. STRABISMUS AMBLYOPIA is a condition where the eyes are not aligned, people do a lot of squinting and it causes double vision. What happens when you are viewing others through the eyes of ELITISM? I wonder what they see?

Remember how we would set on the rooftop, it would be lightning, thundering, and storming? We would recite the names of famous people who had AMBLYOPIA. EGOR can you recite any of the names now? Do you think this will help you calm down?

I know crowds have always been so hard for you to manage. It always calmed you down and made you feel you were not the only person that had been teased, taunted or STEREOTYPED because you had something that set you apart from others.

EGOR:

Yes, MASTER, I think I can remember.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

You don’t have to call me MASTER, EGOR. It brings back such horrible memories. Those memories alone will make me the first candidate for my own LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER. I just can’t visit BLACK ALLEY tonight! You know I love MINNIE RIPPERTON but I don’t want to sing BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

EGOR:

It reminded me of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Whenever GOD would appear and everyone would drop their heads, nobody could recognize GOD because they never looked up in the sky to see his face. We need to PAY ATTENTION. Are you GOD?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

NO EGOR! I am very far from it. There is NO COMPARISON but a lot of CONTRASTING between me and GOD. Hey, I do what I can.

EGOR:

You are very kind, giving, and HUMANE regardless of what people think about you and what goes on behind your CLOSED DOORS at CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN. I think they don’t like your outfit. Who cares! One of your mentors was criticized for the way she dresses. Who needs to be dressed to impress?

I don’t care what outfit they put on, they are still SCAVENGING REPUBLICAN BIRDS who prey on the weak and vulnerable by keeping them in the dark and uninformed. Hey, let’s act like MITT ROMNEY on this one.

You know they are just JEALOUS and ENVIOUS because we tell better stories and we got jokes. It doesn’t have to break our spirits. We don’t need to be like them. No matter how much money they have, it is a shame they cannot do what is right for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

They should be thankful. Everyone has a different way of cleaning up their neighborhood. BATMAN had his way of taking out the GARBAGE. Even at the end of the day when he became Bruce Wayne, he was always a very compassionate and giving person. He never destroyed companies.

He did what was right to help the companies going under. The Board of Directors were on the same page and it was more like a FRIENDLY takeover.

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY is a company that prospered. It is not viewed as a VULTURE CAPITALIST COMPANY. WARREN BUFFET and BRUCE WAYNE have remained long TIME friends and they have a good business relationship.

You never left the WOLVES on top of the HEARSE to have TRICKLE DOWN MITT-O-ROMNICS. They are just angry because NEWT GINGRICH let the cat out of the MOAT. What made me say that?

We were here first and then all of a sudden the SNOOTIES started moving into the neighborhood and wanted us to pay Home Association Fees. I couldn’t believe they sent you a notice to get rid of the towers, the moat, the alligators, and that feisty lizard.

We are definitely keeping the lightning and the thundering surrounding the castle. Look what MITT ROMNEY did with BAIN CAPITAL and the effect it had on KCPL and MO. GAS COMPANY. The people and the companies never saw it coming. See what happens WHEN MITT ROMNEY CAME TO TOWN?

STEREOTYPING AFRICAN AMERICANS when we move into the neighborhood. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS fought hard on the Senate floor for you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. He would say, “My Lady there is a remedy to this problem but I need your help so this will not come back to the SENATE floor.”

He said you knew they were BUZZARD BAIT LIZARDS and the problem had to be eradicated. I remember SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS telling me that in Spanish, the alligator is the term for the lizard. Whatever happened to CHARLES and DAVID KOCH? MADAME FRANKENSTEIN, you didn’t!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION so to say. I must be very vigilant over the OLD WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURES which consist of eagles, buzzards, kites, and hawks. The evolution of the NEW WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURE consists of the ANDEAN CONDOR and the CALIFORNIA CONDOR.

It is the new and updated name of the TEA PARTY. The strongest characteristic of both these REPUBLICAN VULTURE CAPITALISTS is their bald head and dark metallic wings. We must be ready EGOR. That is why we have the MOAT.

EGOR:

The feisty lizard too, who is always making such a big splash. I always wondered why he had such a large impact inside the moat. It surprises everyone when they look into the moat to see such a SMALL CREATURE raising so much hell.

Now that I know who it really is, what does the NEWT have to lose? Sorry for getting sidetracked. The only reason why I called you MASTER is I never knew your first name. I thought it was okay not to ask. My sister always introduces her husband to everyone as “This is my husband”.

Hell, I’ve known him for thirty years and I just would say, “Hi husband.” He never corrected me. He was so fascinated with my eye. He would crack jokes and say things like, EYE just can’t imagine. Then he would point to my EYE. EYE bet you can’t read my thoughts.

One night…(MADAME FRANKENSTEIN cuts EGOR off).

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

EGOR you do not need to tell me about that night. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER? I have an idea of what happened to him and I’m not making fun of your EYE. I’m sorry your sister’s HUSBAND vanished on your birthday the night after the big party in the CASTLE.

My name is BAE BAE, EGOR. Now, who would be intimidated by a woman named BAE BAE FRANKENSTEIN? Subconsciously I think I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to be STEREOTYPED. I wanted to be FEARED. Come on now. It just isn’t strong enough.

Words play such a big part in strengthening or adding emphasis. As a matter of fact, WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) will also be here tonight. I need a stronger name to change my name into so I could be the FORCE to be reckoned with. BAE BAE, NO!

EGOR:

WOW! My real name is EDMUND. I changed my name so I could be FEARED. People would concentrate on my name more so than my eye. I think I can go back and name Famous PEOPLE with AMBLYOPIA.

Let’s see now, Paris Hilton, Marty Feldman, Bill Cosby, Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Bernie Mac, Ben Stuart Scott, Notorious BIG, and Janet Jackson. There are many with AMBLYOPIA and they are doing just fine.

It didn’t stop them from being successful and the young ladies are pretty cute.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

There are strategies for fixing the eye but certain techniques have its side effects. You can wear corrective prescription eyeglasses. Forcing the amblyopia eye to be put to use, you can wear a patch over the good eye. You can even put topical atropine in the eye that has better vision.

I see you are calming down. You would be so upset whenever you came back from capturing those who suffered from their ARROGANCE and ELITISM. They showed no fear and did not care about the risk. They had the nerve to insult you, curse at you, and poke fun of your eye.

Whenever you came back from the forest with a VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN or one of the guys from the SUPER PACs, they would be laughing at you like you were some kind of joke. I had the rooms remodeled, who’s laughing now. They are so detached from society.

If this is the way to get their undivided attention, so be it EDMUND. John Stewart and Steven Colbert did an exceptional job of getting the attention of the media, public, and government with their SUPER PAC SKIT.

EGOR:

You call me EDMUND. I think I like the way it sounds. Can I call you BAE BAE?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Only when there is no one around in the castle but me and you. I tell you what. I will let you think of a name for me. In the meantime, I will change the name in the script so I won’t call you EGOR. Okay EDMUND?

EDMUND:

We make a good team. It looks like everyone has arrived. It’s SHOWTIME!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Everyone listen up. WORD!(EDMUND aka EGOR is standing at the top of the spiral staircase next to MADAME FRANKENSTEIN). Thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting the SENATORS and their causes.

They are working extremely hard on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION to overturn CITIZENS UNITED and their wac ideas of CORPORATIONS are PEOPLE.

No pun intended to WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) who has given a generous donation to support the building of our LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS would say, “EXXON MOBILE and BANK of AMERICA are NOT PEOPLE.” CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE.

They have no flesh, blood, and they definitely don’t have a heart. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS are trying to screw the people out of their constitutional right to vote. These BLOODSUCKERS are flat-out trying to buy the PRESIDENCY with all of their SUPER PAC money.

Forget about an election.The COLONIC KINGS of COLONOSCOPY will go through the motions of having debates and pretend to have an election to only swoop down and steal the PRESIDENCY. We have an advantage. We must stay focused and PAY ATTENTION to their characteristics and traits.

The racketeering needs to stop. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS have no morals because they are OPPORTUNISTS. They are major EXTRACTORS and the ROTO ROOTERS of our NATION. Call on the VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS, that is their game.

They will ROTO ROOT your money and company right down the drain. I want everyone here to give themselves a big round of applause. We must stand UNITED and DO WHATEVER IT TAKES(DWIT). To my long TIME friend and business partner, I give you EDMUND.

He is the perfect person to head up the COERCIVE PERSUASION UNIT. HANNIBAL LECTER, EDMUND’S brother, could not be here tonight but I know he would be proud of your achievements. Everyone gives EDMUND a round of applause.

EDMUND:

Thank you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. I really appreciate your gift of the BOONDOCK SAINTS. I will try to live up to the CREATIVE DESTRUCTIVENESS in my new job position.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

The moment we all have been waiting for. Tour TIME! Over to my right, we have…(interrupted by a guest who looks inside and thinks the room is empty).

ALISHA ATTENTION:

There is no one in here.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Look again and tell me what you SEE with your EYES or what you PERCEIVE with your MIND.

AVA AWARENESS:

This is FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN HUNTSMAN from the UTAH’S room. He was always INVISIBLE in the race and debates. HUNTSMAN never picked up any steam. Why would he ENDORSE MITT ROMNEY when he said he would put his country first?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did he put his country first or himself? He worked with the PRESIDENT. It makes you wonder how he really feels. He ENDORSED a man who cannot decide whose side he is on. HUNTSMAN has become what he has ENDORSED. He lost his CREDITABILITY. Over to my right is MICHELE BACHMAN.

THEODORE THOUGHT:

Is that a DISCO outfit she’s wearing?

MARILYN MEMORY:

If my memory serves me correctly those are not NANCY SINATRA’S silver walking boots. She is in a SPACE SUIT. MICHELE BACHMAN is a real SPACE CASE.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is all about PERCEPTION or what you think you see in front of you. Down the hallway, over to my left, we have RICK SANTORUM.

SAMUEL SPEECH:

I’m SPEECHLESS! Is that RuPaul sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Is that who you see sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap? He is not related to RON PAUL. RON PAUL’S son is named RAND PAUL. Did you know that RuPaul was named after roux, which is a mixture of wheat flour and butter sautéed in a skillet? You can use OIL.

RUPAUL, the Gravy of RICK SANTORUM’S LIFE. Now here’s a real treat through this doorway. What do you see, SENATOR SCHUMER?

SENATOR SCHUMER:

RICK PERRY as an AL-QAEDA TERRORIST hiding behind a huge BOULDER shooting at DICK CHANEY camouflaged in OIL. They both like war.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It could be RICK PERRY down by the ranch taking target practice at his BIG BOULDER. DICK CHANEY bathing in OIL from IRAQ and monies he made from Halliburton. Peek into the room and tell me what you see SENATOR TOM UDALL.

SENATOR TOM UDALL:

Nah, RON PAUL is pregnant and BEN BERNANKE from the FEDERAL RESERVE is delivering a GOLD BABY. WHAT!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did you check the sign on the door? RON PAUL is the head OBGYN physician. He is having a heated argument with BEN BERNANKE who is trying to confiscate RON PAUL’S golden surgical instruments. SENATOR MARK BEGICH, who do you see in the next room?

SENATOR MARK BEGICH:

I’ve never seen a fan this huge. It is throwing out some air. Why is that dog sitting in front of the fan? Is that MITT ROMNEY strapped to the bed? Oh no, the dog is about to Uhhhhhhhhhh. I think I’m going to be sick.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

MITT ROMNEY has a nice huge clock over his head and for the next 12 hours, he can enjoy.

CONRAD CONSCIOUSNESS:

Did we all witness the same incident through our eyes? The IMAGE did not change.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

This is the TRUE CONSCIOUS MIND. That is what happens when SH…T hits the fan and one is deserving of the SH…T. TIME to take a trip to the MOAT. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, come this is your favorite place.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS:

These two alligators are one of the biggest problems in CITIZENS UNITED but now we have the situation under control. The lizard that is raising ruckus will soon become buzzard’s bait.

We must remember that no matter what we see or think we see, it’s all about PERCEPTION and how we PERCEIVE what we saw in our MINDS EYE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

It is the ACCUMULATION of INFORMATION that will lead to GREATER KNOWLEDGE. This KNOWLEDGE will lead to more CHOICES. WITHIN the CHOICES you will become more SELECTIVE.

Once you have SELECTED your TARGET the INFORMATION will give you the OPPORTUNITY to paint a CLEAR PICTURE of your TARGET or “SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE”. The world we live in must have STABILITY.

UNDERSTANDING and INTERPRETING our ENVIRONMENT through our SENSES gives us a stronger JUDGEMENT CALL or “PERCEPTION”. We must LEARN THE PROCESS, UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS before we DO the PROCESS(DUE PROCESS).

There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of INFORMATION. There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of AWARENESS and INTELLECT. To diminish the risk of being TARGETED we must INVESTIGATE, be VIGILANT, and DUE DILIGENCE.

BOTTOM LINE:

WAC is WORDS, ACTIONS, and COMMUNICATION. We SPEAK the WORDS and our WORDS alone will not determine what is SPOKEN is TRUTHFUL. Our WORDS and our ACTIONS will not deliver SATISFACTION of TRUST.

Our WORDS, ACTIONS, and APPROPRIATE BODY LANGUAGE will determine one’s COMMUNICATION. NLD Mom/cancer survivor