Mother’s Wit __Common Sense

May1 by Linda Ballard

PURPLE SWING, coming at you with the KITCHEN SINK! Who is the RADICAL CONTENDER that is on the BRINKS? He has proven to the WORLD he cannot THINK. Sit back PURPLE SWING you need to relax, read this story, chill, and take a DRINK.

Is that what you paid your money for? Did you get your monies worth? It’s hard to believe the SUPER PACs threw down all that money and you were the best person they could come up with. SUPER PACs could have fed a NATION and strengthen the UNITED STATES EDUCATION.

This was a HOPELESS situation for MITCH McCONNELL and JOHN BOEHNER. CONGRESSMAN LOUIE GOHMERT of TEXAS admitted he was DESPERATE to get rid of PRESIDENT OBAMA.

LOUIE GOHMERT I hate to tell you endorsing a candidate that has EXTREME, RECKLESS, RISKY, and at its MITT’S END BEHAVIORS is passed being DESPERATE, BRO, it is more like being SUICIDAL.

These two dudes, BOEHNER and McConnell don’t have a clue on how the MIDDLE CLASS is struggling to make ends meet. It gets worse. The MIDDLE CLASS is struggling to stay the MIDDLE CLASS.

Are you proud of yourself? I hope you realize it didn’t take going to all those fancy UNIVERSITIES just to learn that you are neither CONNECTED to yourself nor have you made the CONNECTION with the PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

You could have stayed at home for the money you paid out. All those fancy ACCOLADES you earned and you mean to tell me you do not have the brain to determine what is UP or DOWN, LEFT or RIGHT, and RIGHT or WRONG.

Setting the PEOPLE, the PRESIDENT, and OUR NATION up for failure ain’t cool. If you had any MOTHER’S WIT or COMMON SENSE you would not INTENTIONALLY try to TAKE THE PRESIDENT OUT OF THE BOX and SINK THE NATION.

You flew out in your MONEY-DAWG JET surrounded by your SMALL BALLERS and still came across as a person who the people and the nation couldn’t TRUST nor RESPECT. Your VACILLATION made the movie DESPERADO look like a FAIRYTALE.

Of course, I understand that when you use YOU it sound accusatory in writing. When you use I it should be avoided. Well, I know YOU did it and YOU did it on PURPOSE. WHERE ARE THOSE SHOES MITT? ARE YOU REALLY THE BAD SEED?

Are YOU following me? How did your INTELLECT exceed your COMMON SENSE? Something is wrong here. Maybe you were not as INTELLIGENT as people thought you were. HMmm! You have proven to the people and the nation you have NO COMMON SENSE whatsoever.

In my day and TIME, it was called MOTHER’S WIT. You don’t have that either.It doesn’t matter what it is called you just don’t have it. BUTT-NAKED, RAW and you are now considered as IGNORANT. I don’t care how much money you got.

The REPUBLICANS were DESPERATE and you were their LAST DITCH, MITT.

Check this out. In our Day we rolled with MOTHER’S WIT. We were clever, had street smarts, and insight to boot. You call them GAME CHANGER. We were the MOTHERS who were left holding the bag when the fathers had ROLLED OUT.

We kept our family unit together while many of us worked and went back to school to get our GED. The responsibility was on our backs and there was no TIME to place the blame on the man who was MISSING IN ACTION.

This kind of sounds like you MITT: Missing In Action, not being RESPONSIBLE, and PLACING the BLAME on PRESIDENT OBAMA. The SAFETY NET was AFDC, FOOD STAMPS, with a MEDICAL CARD.

The programs are now SNAP, TANIF, and WIC. YOUR DAWG, PAUL is trying to strip the MIDDLE CLASS down to POOR and the POOR DOWN to POOREST. The RICH will always be the TOP DAWG and dogging other people.

How can a person climb the LADDER of SUCCESS if you pull away from the STEPS? How is it possible to REACH the NEXT STEP if you’ve taken away the MIDDLE CLASS? Unless you win the lottery and you go from POOR to MITT ROMNEY, MORE POWER TO YOU. I’m talking about a whole NATION of PEOPLE.

This is not how our NATION works. Even the POPE is PISSED and singing HALLS and OATES, “I CAN’T GO FOR THAT, NO CAN DO.” The single mom HUSTLE was on. We handle our business before our business handled us. If we did not like your company, we were not keeping company with you.

If your child had CHALLENGES they were TAUGHT the COMPANY YOU KEEP could get you “CAUGHT UP” and “IN TOO DEEP.” How simple is that! How is it possible none of these candidates don’t respect each other and are forced to ENDORSE a man who wouldn’t ENDORSE himself?

You want to hear something that is really crazy. There are kids and young adults on the street who encounters the horrible SECRETS of the NIGHT and are not prepared for this type of life. They lack street smarts/common sense and their survival rate is very brief.

They don’t want their parents to know they are on drugs, prostituting themselves, gay, lesbian or have dropped out of school or college. These children would do anything to keep their parents from finding out. They have become DESPERATE because of FALSE PRIDE.

What happens next is SUICIDE. These children/young adults are not about to go home and ask their parents for any money. If you think you have failed your PARENTS would you go home and get any money from your parents for any reason? WOW! MITT is so OUT OF TOUCH.

How in the world could MITT ROMNEY ever tell these young adults to go home and ask their parents for money? MITT can’t run the COUNTRY from ROMNEYVILLE. He is at the short end of the stick on MOTHER’S WIT and COMMON SENSE. Excuse me, the stick is broke.

The world we live in is not MONEY COATED.

This man would need to UNZIP himself to figure out what type of BAG he is going to come out of. Who needs a man who will ZIP LOCK our nation and tell the world he wants to take the COUNTRY BACK. I hope he isn’t talking to any of the Indians on the RESERVATION. WHEW!

The conversation would start like this. Take back whose COUNTRY. It was never YOUR COUNTRY to take back. You BAIN CAPITAL the INDIANS then. You are trying to turn this around to take the opportunity to VULTURE CAPITALIST this NATION NOW. So whose LAND IS IT?

So you tell CHRIS KOBACH and his HOMIE, “HOMIE THE INDIANS DON’T PLAY DAT.” OKAY! As far as your BRO, I don’t think we need to be having this conversation on IMMIGRATION. The MITT who is without MOTHER’S WIT isn’t too friendly towards his MEXICAN FAMILY.

I know you said the family was off-limits but they ain’t my family. I’m just saying! I know and you know the BRO is going to go there regardless of what you say is off-limits.

I am glad this Brother ain’t no SISTER because if he had to go through the CHANGE OF LIFE (MENOPAUSE) the CHANGES would STAGNATE itself. This is sad when you shut down on CHANGE. YOUR COUNTRY was without DIVERSITY. YOUR COUNTRY only regarded one RACE as a SUPREME RACE.

YOUR COUNTRY was going broke NOT at the hands of who you bad mouth every day. YOUR COUNTRY sounds mighty selfish. YOUR COUNTRY sounds like a lot of folks is going back to SLAVE DAYS. YOUR COUNTRY! You better whisper those WORDS if you roll upon an INDIAN.

If you don’t think WORDS can cause a WAR, THINK AGAIN.

Help me out COLONEL LAWRENCE WILKERSON! What is MITT ROMNEY’S REASON FOR EXISTENCE (RAISON D’ ETRE)? I know the REPUBLICANS love to go to war.

I ain’t got the military background but just on a normal day in the neighborhood with some MOTHER’S WIT and some COMMON SENSE, it would look like this in my world. I need to know a lot about my opponent. Whether it be in my backyard or across the street.

If it is across the street, I need to be making some phone calls and some trips to strengthen myself position on FOREIGN POLICY. I’m talking about leaving the country. It wouldn’t be like someone else who is trying to hide their money in another country. We know who that is.

I got to start developing some friends, relationships, and get some allies. If I get some enemies I will keep them under my microscope and make sure my lightbulb don’t go out on my radar. MITT ROMNEY is scary COLONEL WILKERSON.

Having all that top-notch equipment is all well and dandy but if the lights are out in my LIGHTBULB it will put our nation at WAR. You can’t go electing a PRESIDENT weak on CHARACTER. YOU can’t have a PRESIDENT DESPERATE and VACILLATING.

This would be a PRESIDENT who has given up his POWER and has become his own authority. Who is he arguing with, himself? Every TIME he opens his mouth the COUNTRY would be at RISK for another WAR.

MITT ROMNEY came on board to destroy the PRESIDENT along with McConnell, Boehner, and the rest of the gang. It wasn’t going to be any negotiation. ONE goal in mind which can BLINDSIDE THE MISSION. What would MITT achieve in the end if he is so bent on destruction?

I did not always like the solution but whatever was left of my tattered body gave my LIFE some QUALITY. MITT ain’t about QUALITY OF LIFE! How many TIMES has the MEDIA expressed he is a WEAK OPPONENT. It isn’t all the media, I and a lot of other people are included.

If he could just tell the TRUTH it would strengthen his position. He can’t STATE the CASE nor MAKE THE CASE because he hasn’t changed himself. He has lost his POWER. I guess this is where the SUPER PACs jump in and start pulling strings. I am not talking about PURSE STRINGS.

Who needs a PRESIDENT that will be a PUPPET ON A STRING? WHO NEEDS A DIVERSE COUNTRY? What really is the RUSH? How big of an EMERGENCY is it to destroy our DEMOCRACY? I will save my MOTHER’S WIT and COMMON SENSE for another MITT DAY.

In the OLD TESTAMENT(GEN:19) GOD had a rap session with ABRAHAM’S cousin LOT. If you got 50 RIGHTEOUS REPUBLICANS left in the city of SODOM (WASHINGTON), I promise not to take you off the MAP. CRUELLA DI VILLE was worried about her CADILLACS and look back and turn into a SALTY DOG.

WHOOPS, THERE IT IS! DRINKS ANYONE. Hey, I heard what you said, FAMILY WAS OFF LIMITS. 🙂

The Case Of The Fake People__Romneyville

Apr18 by Linda Ballard

DAVID AXELROD what is wrong with your eyeglasses? Is it TIME for an eye exam? JIM MESSINA if you are wearing contacts maybe you need to change the cleaning SOLUTION. Are your contacts foggy? I put my cards on the table. PAY ATTENTION and DON’T get CAUGHT UP!

HEY, THOSE ARE NOT YOUR EYEGLASSES. We name that tune back in January 2011 archive. What! The REPUBLICANS switch your EYEGLASSES. WHEW! You had me worried. For a moment I thought you had lost YOUR SENSE OF NORMAL.

I need to know if you are operating with a full deck. Don’t go pulling a HOUDINI act on a person when they say something you don’t agree with. We are comparing and contrasting NLD SYNDROME to the REPUBLICANS. ALAN WEST SYNDROME is on a totally different chart.

Let the REPUBLICANS take the credit for throwing people under the bus. The REPUBLICANS are NOTORIOUS FOR NOT DENOUNCING people who are out of control and putting into legislature their crazy conjured up laws.They haven’t DENOUNCED TED NUGENT nor RUSH LIMBAUGH.

They are GORILLA GLUED to the SIDE POCKET of the NRA and ALEC. The REPUBLICANS are stuck with the RYAN’S BUDGET. MITT ROMNEY ENDORSE PAUL RYAN’S PLAN and ENDORSED DISASTER. Maybe it was the CHEESY GRITS for MITT or the DAVID CROCKETT SONG that made him ENDORSE THE RYAN’S BUDGET.

One thing for sure it wasn’t the COOKIES. COOKIE MONSTER and the SESAME STREET GANG is pissed off. MITT ROMNEY started a WAR on SESAME STREET. MITT ROMNEY didn’t know how to get to SESAME STREET. He should have asked. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET? DANG!

What is MITT ROMNEY going to do at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE? COME ON NOW! If he had visited with the gang more he would have known the COOKIES were serious and not FAKE BAKE like him. ALL MITT had to do was lick his skin and he could taste the FAKE.

Maybe he would have realized the COOKIES were for REAL. I hope he is not wearing the wrong COLOR shirt. KNOW THE PEOPLE and KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. He lost their vote. The REPUBLICANS are in total DENIAL of all the WARS they have created. These guys have a SMORGASBORD of WARS going on.

Send the REPUBLICANS an E-mail and tell them they no longer need to fight ABROAD. REPUBLICANS NEED to finish the WARS they have started here on their own TURF.

Hey, I got this, understand it, and live it every day of my life. MARTIN BASHIR, RICHARD WOLFF, EZRA KLINE, CHRIS HAYES, BERNIE SANDERS, MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, glasses are adjusted and ready to roll. ROCK IT, BABY! JOHN NICHOLS got his glasses adjusted.

MIKE PAPANTONIO, DR. JAMES PETERSON, and REV. AL SHARPTON go ahead and let DAVID/JIM look through your eyes or borrow your contact SOLUTION to clean their lens off. LADIES don’t feel slighted.

If you ask any of these men IS THERE A WAR ON WOMEN they will shoot it from the hip. DAVID and JIM, YOU NEED AN INTERPRETER. Maybe DAVID and JIM did not get the whole picture? Hopefully the next TIME they will be able to put the pieces of the puzzle together.

DAVID and JIM failed to read between the line. That is OKAY! Don’t be afraid to give the PEOPLE more CREDIT for understanding HILARY ROSEN statement. There are many women across AMERICA who knew exactly what HILARY ROSEN meant. What happen? ANNE ROMNEY played herself.

“MOMMY DEAREST” with her wire hangers and her can of Comet has been revealed. She stated she didn’t take offense to the comment and she stated it was like an early birthday gift.

HILARY ROSEN should have never been made the villain. Her statement was true. The TRUTH IS THE TRUTH! TRU-DAT! Working women and stay at home mothers know this is a 24/7 job either way. We don’t have the choices like ANNE ROMNEY nor the money.

ANNE ROMNEY cannot and will never be able to relate because of her financial status, greed, an arrogance. ANNE ROMNEY sent a POWERFUL MESSAGE to the WOMEN and MOTHERS across the WORLD. When she stepped upon the platform at the NRA meeting it was all over.

Her birthday present blew up in her face. KA-BOOM! ANNE ROMNEY is the mother of 5 children who SUPPORTS the ORGANIZATIONS (NRA and ALEC). These laws passed by ALEC is killing OUR children. ANNE ROMNEY is your children better than OURS? Is this the Message you wanted to send?

Once ANNE ROMNEY stepped inside the building and ENDORSED MITT ROMNEY’S PLAN the gates of hell flew open. It didn’t make the DEMOCRATS look bad. It did reveal the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE who live in ROMNEYVILLE.

Did ANNE ROMNEY stop and think about the life of TRAYVON MARTIN and the many young adults that have fallen victim to these laws? Ain’t no way MITT ROMNEY could have made me attend the NRA CONFERENCE before or after the death of TRAYVON MARTIN. ANNE did not step up to the plate.

ANN ROMNEY, I’m quite sure TRAYVON and the many other young adults would have loved to have seen many more years of their birthdays. Are you supportive of AFRICAN AMERICANS, LATINOS, and other diverse cultures being gun down? Is this what ANNE ROMNEY stand for?

Is this the reason why MITT ROMNEY is having trouble with the WOMEN, MOTHERS, AFRICAN AMERICANS, LATINOS, and other diverse cultures? Will MITT ROMNEY ever be able to relate to the POOR and MIDDLE CLASS?

What the REPUBLICANS ENDORSE, WHO they ENDORSE is killing them and all the WARS they have created.

My homegirl RA-RA ran off murder after murder on KILL ME CORNER in ST. LOUIS, MO. Here we are having an NRA CONFERENCE in all the KILL ME STATES and ANNE ROMNEY hasn’t figured out what happens next. Who said ANNE ROMNEY was smart? She is the GOP ROCK.

If ANNE ROMNEY doesn’t understand MITT ROMNEY’S PLAN then she has become the GOP BRICK BRAIN. The REPUBLICANS have declared a WAR ON WOMEN, THE PRESIDENT, THE PEOPLE, OUR NATION, and OUR FUTURE GENERATION.

CONNIE SCHULTZ I’m coming at you from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART. Parents made all types of sacrifices to live in what we thought was a better community so our children could have a better education and housing.

Sacrifices were made because we thought about the safety and security of our children being at home at night without the GATE. NEVER in our wildest dream would anyone imagine the SECURITY and the GATED COMMUNITY would be the DEATH of our children.

Parents were so afraid on the job because our children were latch-key. We prayed no one would break in, hurt, rape, or kill our children. Our children didn’t have a maid or a nanny. We did not live in ROMNEYVILLE.

Parents were frightened because our children were left unsupervised and could sneak out in the night. It could cost them their lives. OUT OF SIGHT! OUT OF MIND! Every TIME the phone rang at work, in the back of the minds of many parents we wondered was it THE CALL.

There were some parents who got THE CALL to come down and identify the body. You could hear the screams and cries. “LORD they shot my BABY, I should have been home.” TRAYVON MARTIN’S family did not get this RESPECT. Look at what happens in our communities.

Can you imagine a mother telling her co-workers that her child didn’t have decent clothes for school and she can not afford to buy her baby a funeral outfit? DEAR LORD!

The most devastating image in my mind to this day is when a parent gives you direct eye contact and states, “I never saw my baby dressed up before.” JESUS! “He looked so nice in that suit/dress.” “I wish I could have done this for them while they were alive.”

Many parents were so afraid that the DEPARTMENT of FAMILY SERVICE would do a DRIVE-BY in the neighborhood and by morning your children could be taken away. The old famous saying by DFS, “We just happen to be in the neighborhood.”

Yeah right, and their office was on the other side of town. PARENTS knew at that moment someone had turned them in and reported their children as latch-key kids.

Parents worked so hard night after night trying to live the dream of one day living in a nice neighborhood with the traffic being controlled so the RIF-RAF could be kept out. There it was the GATED COMMUNITY which was never open to us because of lack of ACCEPTANCE and PERCEPTION.

Once we moved in, the dream became a nightmare, and the WAR WAS ON. It did not take long to find out the RIFF-RAFF was behind the gates. We did not come here to get our children killed.

In their AAA school system, a better education didn’t promise. The educational system did everything to document our children to be placed in a separate self-contained school. All of the excessive suspensions or expulsions ran a child educations down to the ground.

It ate our children education away. The schools and their SCHOOL DISTRICT wanted to keep the RIFF-RAFF out. The SCHOOL DISTRICTS made all types of UNILATERAL DECISION going through the BACKDOOR of EDUCATION so our children would not get a FAPE (FREE APPROPRIATE PUBLIC EDUCATION).

If your child had any type of disability, any mark behaviors, your child was DOCUMENTED for JAIL or HELL. Can you imagine worrying about if anything ever came up and your child ran for any type of government position, got in trouble, or killed, what would happen?

Where is the first place they would look? You guessed it right, your child’s school records. An educational system that has lied and cheated to maintain the test score of the mainstream now has the power in their hand to smear a life and ruin a reputation forever.

Is this what happens to TRAYVON MARTIN and many other children being documented as criminals from the TIME they step into the school system for the sake of FUNDING and a TEST SCORE? LIVED IT! PAPER PLEASE! You think ARIZONA IMMIGRANTS are carrying around PAPERS. PLEASE!

Your child better be DOCUMENTED TO THE NINES and have MIKE PAPANTONIO go SCUBA DIVING for the TRUTH. It is a shame parents who advocate for their children with any type of marked behavior carries around suitcases of DOCUMENTATION.

There is no guarantee a JUDGE, a policeman, a community, or society will ever understand children/adults with disabilities. Hell! Our society has failed to understand WHAT IS RIGHT and WRONG for the MAINSTREAM. The REPUBLICANS have been GREAT TEACHERS in WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG.

Can the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE who live in ROMNEYVILLE ever relate to THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION? ANNE and MITT ROMNEY could never relate to these incidents. ANNE ROMNEY birthday present was at the expense of our CHILDREN’S LIVES.

I saw the video and I did not believe one word of ANNE ROMNEY’S love story. With the money, MITT ROMNEY earned he probably had 5 maids for his 5 children. MITT ROMNEY will be producing THE HELP PART II. TRUST and RESPECT is a key factor.

The ROMNEY’S in ROMNEYVILLE has not EARNED nor has any of these characteristics. MITT ROMNEY ENDORSES unintelligent people, poor policies, believes his own lies, doesn’t believe himself, and lack social communication skills. When was the last TIME MITT ROMNEY told the TRUTH?

Does he look LEGITIMATE TO YOU? MITT ROMNEY and his wife cannot connect to everyday people because they don’t know what it is like to be hungry, live from pay check to pay check, worried about their safety or the safety of their children.

When was the last TIME the ROMNEY’S lost a family member, a friend, or a co-worker from gun violence? They certainly don’t live in my neighborhood. Do you live in their neighborhood? ROMNEYVILLE is not the real WORLD. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is a fraction of the real world.

How can MITT ROMNEY run this NATION and the PEOPLE of the NATION unless he runs it into the ground?

From my HEART TO YOUR HEART, this is what I want to remember. MICHELLE OBAMA stepped out and had an AWESOME interview with NPR. She EMBRACED the FAMILY OF TRAYVON MARTIN on the loss of their child.

It helped diminish the hurt and pain I have to live with for many years. Here is a FIRST LADY that CARES. I did not see the media CHOMPING AT THE BITS to uphold MICHELLE OBAMA for her TRUE SINCERITY. I forgot that was GOOD NEWS and a GOOD DEED. The REPUBLICANS LOVE BAD NEWS.

We as PARENTS do not want to hold candlelight visuals for our children’s DEATH. We as PARENTS want to light a CANDLE for their life and see them walk across the stage and graduate with honors and move forward. The OBAMAS are REAL PEOPLE and have made the CONNECTIONS.

A ray of light can strike MICHELLE OBAMA in the eye and however, her facial expression lands the media is trying to pick her apart. The REPUBLICANS have tried very hard to paint a cruel and an unfeeling picture of the FIRST LADY.

Compared to CRUELLA de VIL you saw what happen to SEAMUS and guess who is wearing him. I hope ANNE ROMNEY enjoyed her birthday present. It showed the PEOPLE and OUR NATION what she really stands for. OKAY DOKEY SMOKEY!

There is a SMOOTH OPERATOR that lives at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. He has come a long way and has learned some valuable lessons. He is the PEOPLE GREETER of the WORLD.

You know how you can call a store and the person on the phone can’t talk to you right or answer any of your questions. Then you decide to make the trip to the store. Who GREETS YOU? THE PEOPLE GREETER FROM HELL.

They are not going to get your TIME, MONEY or VOTE. SMOOTH OPERATOR knows how to relate to the people. There will always be a TRUE CONNECTION with PRESIDENT OBAMA and the PEOPLE.

KNOW THIS, living in Chicago ain’t no joke. There are certain areas in the STATE of ILLINOIS is DEFINITELY KILL ME CORNER. SMOOTH OPERATOR lives in a GATED SECURED COMMUNITY now surrounded by SECRET SERVICE. LOOK how he has been treated.

NO other PRESIDENT in the HISTORY of OUR NATION has ever been treated with such HATRED, RACISM, and DISRESPECT. We don’t have to wonder anymore. The REPUBLICANS made it ALL POSSIBLE. ROMNEYVILLE is NO PLEASANTVILLE. It is where the CASE OF THE FAKE PEOPLE live.

What are the CHOICES that we have? Do you want to be the PRESIDENT? Do you want to be ME? “WON’T YOU BE, WON’T YOU BE, WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR.”

Playground Hustlers__Who Are The Bullies?

Apr7 by Linda Ballard

Did he step to the curve? He went down that alley. He started it first. Who started it first? MITCH McCONNELL, Senator Minority Leader from Kentucky is the one who said he was going to make PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, a ONE TERM PRESIDENT. WHAT?!

This is threatening INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR. JIM DEMINT, PAUL RYAN, NICKY HALLEY, and many others called the PRESIDENT a BULLY. The nerve of NICKY HALEY coming out of her bag. She needs to pay her INCOME TAXES. We are going to change her name to NICHOLAS HALEY. WHY? She doesn’t stand with women on HEALTH CARE REFORM. She made a crazy statement. NICKY or NICHOLAS hasn’t figured out the different usages of contraceptives How can a person afford to hold a job down when they are sick most of the TIME? There are some women with large families. Every Time one of the kids are sick their illness travels around the whole household. It will take a while for everyone in the household to recover from their illness. Some jobs don’t want to hear or even care that your kids are ill.

By that TIME, you have gained so many points on your work record you are pounding the beat for another job. The OLD WOMAN IN THE SHOE will be pushed out of her own crib to find a new job, housing, and a new story. WOMEN will not forget NICKY HALEY nor will they EVER FORGET those CONTROLLING REPUBLICANS on contraception and WOMEN RIGHTS. I guess the REPUBLICANS didn’t read the poem “THIS IS A WOMAN DECISION” in the February 2012 archives. WHEW! The wrath of SCORNED WOMEN will be felt.

It is SHOWTIME! The REPUBLICANS SET IT and now they can FORGET IT. Their GOOSE is cooked. The REPUBLICANS don’t PAY ATTENTION and they don’t FOLLOW DIRECTION. When the REPUBLICANS purchased their SHOWTIME OVEN they left it UNATTENDED. They started cooking up all these crazy laws. Right there on the instructions, it tells you “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” The REPUBLICANS are totally in the DARK on HEALTH CARE REFORM, JOBS, the ECONOMY, and everything else that comes into their HOUSE. They went out and bought candles to help shed some light on their SCREW-UPS. What did they do? They left the candles UNATTENDED. It tells you on the packaging, “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” REPUBLICANS burned their own HOUSE down. The WOMEN were left UNATTENDED by the REPUBLICANS. They know how to write checks.

Women do not need men or the REPUBLICANS to hold their hands. Women do not need men to, OKAY you can pick a body part on this one. Choices are good. WOMEN want respect when they make their own DECISIONS. Get ready because the REPUBLICANS failed to read the packaging and totally ignored the WARNING LABEL. These BROTHERS better go find a TREE. SCOTT WALKER, Governor of Wisconsin, your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. SCOTT WALKER went behind closed doors and signed laws that abolish rights that protect WOMEN. He is doing everything he can to force WOMEN back into the DARK AGES. SCOTT WALKER is on his path of destruction to leave the state of Wisconsin in ruins. It is that old mentality. SCOTT WALKER goes down he takes everyone and everything with him.

LENA TAYLOR, State Senator of Wisconsin, continue to remain vigilant along with your CREW and HOLD THE FORT DOWN. WISCONSIN has come OUT OF THE SHADOW. RICK SNYDER, VULTURE CAPITALIST, and GOVERNOR are the MUAMMAR GADDAFI of MICHIGAN. Your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. Whatever happened to DEMOCRACY? The BRO-MANCE of SCOTT WALKER and RICK SNYDER have revealed the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS.

JOHN KASICH, Governor of Ohio, is the MEGA POLE STRIPPER. SLIDING up and down his POLE stripping UNION RIGHTS, stripping WOMEN RIGHTS, and stripping the RIGHTS oF TORNADO VICTIMS from FUNDING. JOHN KASICH your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. We know WHO ARE THE BULLIES.

NINA TURNER, State Senator from Ohio, continue to speak from your HEART’S ZONE. You are OUT OF THE SHADOW. You must remain vigilant along with your OHIO PLAYERS.

The REPUBLICANS will not have a POT TO PISS IN NOR A WINDOW TO THROW IT OUT OF. WOMEN are collecting the URINALS of the men who do not stand with them. There goes the REPUBLICANS, and all the rest of the men’s POTS to PISS IN. The REPUBLICANS screwed themselves out of the WOMEN’S VOTE. NO MERCY will be SPARED. WOMEN ARE SICK AND TIRED of BEING SICK AND TIRED! They are not going back to STONE AGE ROCK. WOMEN will come to 30 ROCK. It is hard to get the REPUBLICANS TO COME TO 30 ROCK.

Come EASTER that STONE will remain on top of the REPUBLICANS GRAVE. AIN’T going to be no RESURRECTION up in the REPUBLICAN HOUSE. One thing you can count on, these SISTERS are going to THRASH that A..on ELECTION DAY. Women bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. They get way less bacon than any man. Who is the MAN that has taken a STAND? I’m not talking about SHAFT. CAN YOU DIG IT? We don’t want to confuse the REPUBLICANS. Right about now they are trying to figure out who is SHAFT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA has taken the REPUBLICANS down the court. He is using MAGIC JOHNSON FAST BREAK. PRESIDENT OBAMA has stolen the ball from the REPUBLICANS and has taken it to the hoop. He is STANDING TALL and STRONG with the WOMEN. He has taken LOU ALCINDOR, aka KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR, and put that SKY HOOK on the REPUBLICANS. The REPUBLICANS can’t get upon OBAMA’S shot without GOALTENDING. The BIG D gets the POINT. They tried to mess with the BIG D’S FREE THROW. The REPUBLICANS have interfered with the backboard of WOMEN’S last nerve, above the rim, and before entering the basket for the LAST TIME. SMOOTH OPERATOR is looking PURTY PURTY. I won’t use the word MARVELOUS it just doesn’t fit. This is not a BUTTER COMMERCIAL.

THE REPUBLICANS have more than 2 technical fouls. They are ONE and DONE. Now they want to call the PRESIDENT a BULLY. WHAT THE HAH HELL! You know the REPUBLICANS are shooting AIRBALLS and BRICKS. GAME CHANGE and it is NOTHING BUT NET for PRESIDENT OBAMA. SWOOSH! Now the REPUBLICANS put it out there and they can’t take the GRANDSTAND BEAT UP. Do you know what I’m talking about? Let me tell you how this works. When you open your mouthpiece be ready to hit some high notes. Going back down memory lane people use to play THE DOZENS.

You could joke all day long but you never crossed the LINE. You were never considered as a BULLY. The line was drawn in the sand at a WOMAN, MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, and GIRLFRIEND. Sand was scattered when you talked about WOMEN in a DEMEANING MANNER. If you EVER talked about someone’s MAMA, your A..was GRASS. The question would be asked, “ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAMA?” That was an effective strategy to SQUASH the BS. It always appeared it never applied to their MAMA. That was back in the sixties.

Here we are over 50 plus years later. The REPUBLICANS have continued to scatter the sand, DEMEAN WOMEN, and PLAY the DOZENS. Only the REPUBLICANS have TRIPLED their amount of BS. It is TIME to ask the questions. ARE the REPUBLICANS stripping away their MAMAS, GRANDMOTHERS, SISTERS, DAUGHTERS, and GIRLFRIENDS RIGHTS? I guess this doesn’t apply to their families. The REPUBLICANS are so out of touch. Grandmothers range from 25 and above.

Back in the DARK AGES, young women were taken earlier in life to have babies. WOMEN are NEVER going back to the DARK AGES of being surrounded by so many children at their feet, a child in their womb, and being totally IGNORANT. BAREFOOT, PREGNANT and totally IGNORANT in the KITCHEN has never or will ever be what PROGRESSIVE WOMEN of the WORLD STAND FOR TODAY. Who are the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS? WHO ARE THE BULLIES? The most recent case of one of the PLAYGROUND HUSTLER is RUSH LIMBAUGH calling the PRESIDENT a THUG.

Look at the constant bashing intentional behavior of MITT ROMNEY against the PRESIDENT. If MITT ROMNEY passes gas it is the PRESIDENT fault. JAN BREWER, Governor of Arizona, behavior was out there. No one will ever forget the snapshot of her putting her fingers in the PRESIDENT’S FACE. WHEW! This should make her grandchildren real proud. REINCE PRIEBUS, MR.JACK-ASSES compared the PRESIDENT to the CAPTAIN who abandoned a cruise liner in Italy. WOW! The CHAIRMAN of THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, MR. JACK-ASUS is totally in denial and states there is NO WAR AGAINST WOMEN.

He can’t understand why Alice In Wonderland is angry. She tried to explain to REINCE PRIEBUS there is a WAR AGAINST WOMEN. Finally, Alice had the MAD HATTER cut the SHROOMS down. The talking flowers in WONDERLAND ACCUSED ALICE of being a WEED. Alice informed REINCE PRIEBUS he needs to stop hanging out with the HOOKAH SMOKING CATERPILLAR in WONDERLAND. The MUSHROOMS had him all jacked up. Luckily ALICE didn’t get smoked by MR. JACK-ASUS. DON’T forget to read the bedtime stories to your children.

WARNING: Make sure you INTERPRET the story CORRECTLY. The content of material above is for ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.

Let’s not forget the TAR BABY remark by Congressman DOUG LAMBORN of COLORADO. RICK SANTORUM, who is SLY SLIPPERY TONGUE FATHER LUCIFER. Cut it out SLICK RICK.

The N-Word once again almost slipped off of RICK SANTORUM tongue. There has and will be more INTENTIONAL BULLYING along with the REPUBLICANS RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS and their RADICAL INTENTIONAL ACTIONS.

TRAYVON MARTIN’S life and the lives that had preceded him will not go in vain. Their LIVES have OPEN A DOORWAY to reach into the house of the NRA, ALEC, the REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURE, and the dangerous laws that are being passed.

DOOR STOPPERS have been revealed as the BIGGEST BULLIES. The COLOR OF CHANGE is a grass root organization that has strive to strengthen the voices of AFRICAN AMERICANS by bringing about political awareness and addressing the needs of AFRICAN AMERICANS in government. The COLOR OF CHANGE continues to PRESS ON and apply pressure to CORPORATE COMPANIES which have supported the RIGHT WING AGENDA. The LOSS of the LIVES that were taken out by the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS helped us to IDENTIFY WHO ARE THE BULLIES. The LOSS of a LIFE is DEVASTATING. In the DARKEST HOUR when we come OUT OF THE SHADOW and into the LIGHT it will be revealed a LOSS can be MASTERFUL GAIN. We must always remember the LOSS of A LIFE will always send a MESSAGE.

DEDICATED TO: TYLER PERRY who heard his MOTHER’S VOICE and lived to FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. YOU HELD THE FORT DOWN!

MARTIN BASHIR, MIKE PAPANTONIO who SPEAKS TO THE PEOPLE with such passion and have come OUT OF THE SHADOWS.

BERNIE SANDERS, MR. SUREFIRE/SPITFIRE continue on your journey as the WARDOG of WASHINGTON.

BIG EDDIE congratulation on your upcoming fourth year and continue to NURSE the psychological platform. D-W-I-T and BRING IT!

Congratulation on RACHEL MADDOW new book. It is TIME to ask yourself the question. DOES SMOKELBG @TWITTER, LINDA M. BALLARD on FACEBOOK or NLD Mom/cancer survivor have your Book?

LISA MURKOWSKI, regrets are good and it shows one the error of their ways. It puts you in touch with your conscious mind, understanding what is RIGHT, and WRONG. Continue to speak out for WOMEN RIGHTS.

MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, hearing you and Tyler Perry describe your near death experience sounded identical to what happened on May 8, 2011, to my son. The only difference is he was walking. Go back and review NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP__NLD MOM’S PRAYER.

I am extremely happy you made it home to your family and you HELD THE FORT DOWN.

RASHAD ROBINSON and CREW continue to move forward. CHANGE OF COLOR keeps applying the pressure so the DOOR STOPPERS are brought into the LIGHT.

ROCK IT to the OJAYS, “GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.” (1975)

We will be “DANCING IN THE STREET”, by MARTHA REEVES and the VANDELAS (1965)

SECOND CHANCE, RE-ELECT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, (2012)

HAPPY EASTER to EVERYONE

Hold The Fort Down

Mar26 by Linda Ballard

Is it me? I don’t think so. I don’t have to wonder if my child’s life matters. I know the importance of my son’s life and the wicked hell and bullying children’s lives are put through when they appear different.

All children are important regardless if they have a neurological disorder, learning disability, behavioral disorder, or just the children in the mainstream. NO CHILD SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND nor should ONE CHILD’S LIFE BE CONSIDERED MORE OR LESS THAN THE OTHER. Concerned parents whose children have behaviors that may seem strange, nerdy, or disabled understand what will happen to their children. I want YOU to understand.

What will happen if someone else doesn’t understand their body language, the lack of eye contact, or if the child doesn’t understand that he is violating a person’s space? I can look in my own backyard and see the danger right at my doorstep. I don’t want to wait until a death occurs within the community and realize this could be my son. As a mother, I do not wish to bury my son before me. NO PARENT DOES! How many more lives will it take?

Our children are dying and regardless of the RACE or being DISABLED it is an INJUSTICE. I never thought the day would come when I would see so many young adults lying in state at a funeral home. To see a mother stretch across her child’s coffin screaming, GOD Why? You could have taken me first. I never thought the day would come when I would hear a child say, “I’m PAID IN FULL.” I got my funeral arrangement taken care of and my mother doesn’t have to worry. We don’t live past the age of 25 in the city. DEAR LORD! What happened to our children’s spirits for them to take on this mentality? When did we start DIVIDING people’s lives up and measuring the significance of one life or one race over another? It is TIME TO HOLD THE FORT DOWN.

On March 22, 2011, I posted GOT NO TIME TO BE DISABLED. Yes, this was an eye-opener for me. TREVON, not TRAYON MARTIN, made it clear to me that he didn’t have TIME to be disabled because it would make him an easy target in his community. Everybody was viewed disabled in his community and you didn’t have to do any wrong to get killed. It was open season on Blacks. I was also informed by TREVON that being or looking disabled was a protective coating also. It would keep certain people afraid and out of your hood.

Your community had earned a certain IMAGE. BLACK on BLACK CRIME would be swept under the rug. WOW! If you lived in a nicer neighborhood and you were killed it was an INJUSTICE. WOW! Who would care about someone getting killed in the inner city or ghetto? Trevon said it was an everyday occurrence. If you are black you were under attack. He said there are special rules and gun laws to kill us all. WOW! This was only a year ago.

Trevon reminded me on several occasions to get the spelling of his name right. He said he had been to three or four funerals within 2 weeks TIME. One of his friends had gotten either wounded or killed and the spelling of his name was TRAYVON. We talked about it extensively but I dismiss it as him being superstitious. On April 25, 2011, a young man name TREVONNE WINN went to visit his family in EAST FLATBUSH BROOKLYN, NEW YORK. This young man was killed and his murder was caught on tape. The article was written by Grant Greenberg and the headline read, MISTAKEN IDENTITY KILLING CAUGHT ON SURVEILLANCE VIDEO. TREVONNE WINN was from SOUTH CAROLINA. To see his mother and twin sister speaking to the media was heart-wrenching.

When I heard about the shooting I called TREVON’s cell phone but I could not reach him. I went back to talk to his family but everyone was so tight-lipped. I remember TREVON wouldn’t give me his last name. He said the less I knew about him the better. I remember him telling me no matter how crazy the people appear to be, “AIN’T NO SNITCHES UP IN THE HOUSE.” His wicked smile would appear and in my heart, I felt he was going to be alright. I haven’t heard from him since but I light a candle and pray may GOD watch over him.

On May 10, 2011, I posted a brief story stating it didn’t matter if you were diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. I was going for RECOGNITION OF LIFE. Too many of our children were dying. I had tunnel vision and color blindness when it came to NLD SYNDROME. It was TIME to step outside of the box. I had to realize it was just not our children with the neurological disorder at great risk but anyone can be taken advantage of. All children/adults lives are at stake. THERE IS NO PERSON IMMUNE FROM DANGER! THERE IS NO PERSON EXEMPT FROM DEATH!

This is when I recognized I no longer cared for the validation of the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION (APA). They were bad at their job and had not taken responsibility for putting NLD SYNDROME on the DSM5 after 41 years. DR. REIGER and his task force team could burn in RICK SANTORUM’S HELL and could DINE IN HELL’S KITCHEN. I can say that I did not walk away empty-handed. The AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION (APA) taught me to never ENDORSE anyone who could not do the job. The AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION has been compared to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They are bad at their jobs, they do not care about lives, and it is all about funding. The CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS needed psychological testing with the exception of PRESIDENT OBAMA.

The contrast between the APA, the REPUBLICAN PARTY, and the PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS there are none. They are all as crazy as a “road lizard.” The PSYCHIATRIC community has never spoken out or came forward to address the madness of the debates nor the decision-making process of any candidate. Mr. ETCH A SKETCH himself should have been erased from the debates a long TIME ago. The REPUBLICANS have gotten the opportunity to display their madness, ignorance, and incompetence. I’m going to spread the joy around. We have DEMOCRATS that are out there too. Let’s not forget MR. FREEZE of LOUISIANA, WILLIAM JEFFERSON, who put 90,000 dollars in the freezer.

I guess he wanted some cold hard cash. SANDFORD BISHOP who just loved using his position to benefit his family. Not to single the BLUE DOG RUFF RUFF out, this is a great past TIME on CAPITOL HILL. GREGORY MEEKS, we will try not to have a HURRICANE around you. OOPS! There goes the funding. It is all about equal opportunity. It is hard to believe these people are elected officials of our country.

On July 12, 2011, IN THE DEFENSE FOR THE DEFENSE…NLD__A YOUTUBE MOMENT was posted. Another famous case, which was in FLORIDA, went into a BARBARIC MODE. INJUSTICE SPOKE VOLUMES and children started turning up missing by their parents. People were making jokes saying if you want to get rid of your kids take them to Florida. You will get off the hook. CHRIST! BABY LISA turned up missing in the state of Missouri. The jokes got even worse. ANGRY GRANPA had a reaction to the FLORIDA CASE that was out of this world. He took PRIME TIME HATRED to a new level. The ANGRY GRAMPA’S behavior was a revelation to DR. DREW.

On October 8, 2011, AN NLD MOTHER’S PRAYER was posted. My son decided to take his usual walk. He stopped in a small shop to make a purchase. The shop did not have what he wanted. He left and started walking home when the police pulled him over. He remembered all the talks we had and was playing the information over in his head. The officer asked him had he been to the shop. He replied in a respectful manner. My son wanted to know what he had done wrong. The officer asked if he had shouted at the girl behind the counter. He was surprised. His voice tone was the same. The officer wanted to know if he always talked loud. The rest is history. When he arrived home I was told of his experience. I was asked if there were any PRIVILEGES IN BEING BLACK. WOW! Will it always be this way? He dropped his head and said, “I HELD THE FORT DOWN and LIVED ANOTHER DAY.”

To the MILLION HOODIE MARCH: I could be that parent and that could be my son. I will continue to PRAY while YOU PRESS ON. Go forth in PEACE and remain and STAND STRONG. From this day forward, “HOLD THE FORT DOWN.”

DEDICATED to TRAYVON MARTIN and FAMILY. NLD MOM/cancer survivor

Out Of The Shadow

Mar15 by Linda Ballard

Pull up a stump and rest your rumps. I’m glad we could all be here today. I just celebrated another year of my life. When I say I’m glad to see you, you better know it, I am. It is truly an honor and a pleasure.

Wow! It is so much positive energy in this room. You are PLAYING the PURPLE today LADIES. Do you know why I like the color PURPLE? One who wears PURPLE is representing ROYALTY and NOBILITY. This is the HUMAN FACTOR and the psychology of PURPLE.

We know the combination of the color PURPLE is RED and BLUE. So we got our REPUBLICANS and DEMOCRATS in the mix to UNIFY the country. We do not always get the opportunity to work with those who are HUMANE.

The REPUBLICANS have failed to come together on the majority of issues and have attempted to turn back the hands of TIME. I tried to be inclusive not leaving out the INDEPENDENT STATE(SWING STATE) which is the color PURPLE.

So with the PURPLE STATE, no candidate has so much POLITICAL POWER to gain the ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE. This is the stomping ground for the battle of the vote. The only way the REPUBLICANS or the DEMOCRATS should be able to win the INDEPENDENT vote is by TRUTH, TRUST, and RESPECT.

None of these characteristics have been displayed among the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Fairness is not part of their script. The REPUBLICANS even decided to CHANGE THE GAME. SUPER PACs, UNINTELLIGENT GAME PLAYERS and just plain old OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE are the REPUBLICANS GAME CHANGE.

The same components of HATRED, RACISM, and SEXISM is the REPUBLICAN’S freaking FRACKING which manipulates the environment, threatens our health, and is explosive to our lives. What a GAME CHANGE!

NINA TURNER, you stepped up the game.The REPUBLICANS probably don’t like your GAME CHANGE. You are far more INTELLIGENT than their GAME CHANGE PLAYER. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW, brought the men over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, and dumped them off in the PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING BIN.

This is what happens when you feel your back is against the wall. NINA TURNER knows this won’t be easy but the women of today can no longer take the unnecessary poking and prodding. The women of 2012 will not be forced into being treated like cattle. I like to share this with you.

In 1988, 24 years ago GLORIA ESTEFAN sang COMING OUT OF THE DARK. GLORIA ESTEFAN, petite power pack singer, video can be found on my FACEBOOK wall under Linda M. Ballard. Even though 24 years have passed, her video is right in sync with THIS very MOMENT and TIME.

Walk through the door when you view her video. WHEW! I’m loving it.

Janet Howell, you stepped up the game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and addressed your anger. Your GAME CHANGE came with the introduction of ERECTILE EXAM and CARDIAC STRESS TEST for Men. How soothing and relaxing when new strategies are introduced to bring about awareness.

Would you like to take it to a new level? Also, request that all men be required to have mammogram screening. Men can be at risk for breast cancer. Men who are at risk range between the ages of 60-70 years.

Contributing factors to breast cancer in men also includes obesity, high estrogen levels, a family history, excessive drinking, and exposure to radiation. TUCKER MELANCON who was appointed by BILL CLINTON in 1994, is a breast cancer survivor.

He served as a Western State Judge in Lafayette Louisiana and finished his studies at Tulane LAW SCHOOL in 1973. ERNEST GREEN a former fullback football player was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.

GREEN had 2 sisters diagnosed with breast cancer. ROBERT RAY RODDY was diagnosed in 2003 with breast cancer. He co-hosted game shows and was the voice of The Price is Right after the death of JOHNNY OLSEN.

RODDY was first diagnosed with colon cancer in 2001. He advocated that all men should have mammogram screening. RODDY felt his cancers could have been prevented if he had taken a COLONOSCOPY. He later passed away on October 27, 2003.

RICHARD ROUNDTREE, an actor, and fashion model was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1973. MR JOHN SHAFT himself has played in many movies from 1970-2011 last playing in the MENTALIST in 2011.

You know what JANET HOWELL, never be angry again because there are so many FAMOUS MEN with PROSTATE CANCER. ROBERT DENIRO, NELSON MANDELA, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, BOB DOLE, JOHN KERRY all were diagnosed with prostate cancer. JOHN KERRY’S father died of prostate cancer.

RUDY GIULIANI was diagnosed with prostate cancer and his father died of prostate cancer in 1981. Can you REPUBLICAN BROTHERS, RUDY GIULIANI and BOB DOLE help a SISTER OUT? I am NOT FOX NEWS. JUST the FACTS JACK!

Now you can request mandatory screening for MAMMOGRAPHY, COLONOSCOPY, PROSTATE, and PSYCHOLOGICAL SCREENING. AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! NINA TURNER knows we need to help SAVE these MEN’S lives. (Cause they SHO AIN’T TRYIN’ TO SAVE OUR LIVES!) OKAY!

KELLY CASSIDY you stepped up your game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW with your game plan to have the men watch the video for persistent erection. They need to look at this video at least 3 TIMES a week. It is a tremendous struggle and it is TIME to push back.

Ladies, we have our hands full. We cannot forget to watch out for the men for eye screening every 2 years. Men need their dental exam every year. It is important that men be tested for osteoporosis between the age of 50-70. We need to make sure the men have a flu shot after 50.

We cannot forget the blood pressure screening every 2 years nor the cholesterol screening every 5 years. AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES need to go in at the age of 45 for colon cancer. You need a stool test done every year. Don’t forget to get the sigmoidoscopy every 5 years.

For the men who are uninformed, this invasive procedure is done with a sigmoidoscope checking the lower bowel(colon) and your rectum. Since the REPUBLICANS made the rules it is TIME to BEND OVER and accept the equal opportunity of the rules. How many of you REPUBLICANS like RAM-BO?

Our President, BARACK OBAMA, stepped up his game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and have fulfilled PROMISES KEPT. You put a plan into action. Teachers will be evaluated. If the teachers are not up to par they will not be teaching our children. Let’s take it a step further.

If our government is not up to par they DO NOT need to run THIS COUNTRY. NICHOLL WALLACE and STEVE SCHMIDT came forward and told the truth proving this point. PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING needs to be done.

ALL government officials and whomever else fall under this category need psychological testing and screening. No more secrets, it is TIME to come OUT OF THE SHADOWS. It will save this country a great deal of TIME, MONEY spent, hurt and pain.

Right now we are in the process of the debates. We know that none of the CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS are capable of running the country. So why are we doing this? Who is keeping their secrets? Let the TRUTH be told.

Those who have been in the shadow have never been considered as being highly intelligent. We have been locked in a box for years and subject to stereotyping.

The greatest fear was letting us out of the box because we would exceed expectations. Once you break the pattern, that opens the door and allows the healing process to take place.

There wouldn’t be as much room for the hatred and the racism. It would be more room for acceptance in diversity. The ones who come OUT OF THE SHADOW will gain TRUST and RESPECT. We have a true leader. He didn’t fit the mold of the stereotypes. It brought about heat and pressure.

His placement in power only brought about more shadowboxing to keep us contained on the wall. If the REPUBLICANS were allowed to have their way, it would beat down our spirits and strip us of our dignity.

Dr. Bell, the first African-American tenured Professor at Harvard said it best,”He wanted to be the first, but he didn’t want to be the last.” Barack Obama is the first African-American president. The Shadow-boxers want him to be the last.

The door is now open, the only way the door can be closed is to use the doorstoppers. We have observed the grandiose delusions of MITT ROMNEY, a toxic oppositional defiant disorder of NEWT GINGRICH, religious fanaticism of RICK SANTORUM and yesteryear RON PAUL.

All of these doorstoppers above are locked into the I NUCLEUS FACTOR. Everything serves their agenda and nothing else matters or exist.

The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS took it to a new level. They displayed to the world their unintelligence, anger, arrogance, conspiracy theories, INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, hatred, and racism. It canceled out the theory of the GREAT WHITE HOPE and Who really ranks SUPREME.

As I sit here and listen to GLORIA ESTEFAN COMING OUT, OF THE DARK, it is crystal clear. The biggest complaint in the AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE is we DO NOT STAND together. We can easily be manipulated and DIVIDED. Here is the opportunity to dismiss the MYTH.

It is TIME to stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB). It is TIME to STAND for what we believe in and STAND for the person who believes in us. To the DEMOCRATS and the CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS, it is TIME for you to come OUT OF THE SHADOW and stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB).

Enough of the roundtable discussions, it is TIME to go to work. ALABAMA and MISSISSIPPI come OUT OF THE SHADOW, take a STAND for the most INTELLIGENT candidate, the one who has a true PURPOSE, and the one with a true sense of REALITY.

A door has been open. The REPUBLICANS and the REPUBLICANS CONTENDERS are OUT OF THE SHADOW. The WORLD has witnessed their BEHAVIORS. What have we learned? What do the REPUBLICANS STAND for? Whose back is up against the wall? Who should we TRUST? Who has earned the PURPLE?

The emphasis lies in changing the hearts and the minds of the PURPLE SWING. This is not a GAME CHANGE. Change has come. We have worn the PURPLE with dignity. We are OUT OF THE SHADOW. It is TIME to COME OUT OF THE DARK.

This Is a Woman Decision

Feb29 by Linda Ballard

We come to far to turn back now.

Women march to a PROGRESSIVE BEAT.

In ROE V. WADE we cannot allow,

Stripping women’s dignity by DEFEAT.

How did we arrive at this conversation?

Most men RESPECT their WIVES?

The REPUBLICANS have a strange fascination.

For trying to control women’s LIVES.

This is NOT about RELIGION.

Don’t try to silence our VOICES.

This Is A Woman Decision.

Women can make Intelligent CHOICES.

Why would you try to lobby,

To have the RIGHTS to our PRIVACY taken away?

BABY! Our body is not your hobby.

Wait for it until JUDGEMENT DAY.

I thought this discussion was over.

It was handled back in 1973.

Look! Mr. DADDY DOG ROVER.

Your SH…T is now up a TREE.

Your lips can’t even pronounce the WORDS,

The procedures our body goes through.

Some of you men are quite DISTURBED.

You really don’t have clue.

This is a Woman Decision,

If we decide to have an Abortion or NOT.

This subject is a head-on collision.

REPUBLICANS, your brains are shot.

This Is A Woman Decision.

Pro-life, Pro-Choice is our balancing ACT.

The REPUBLICANS brought on the division.

They did not stick to the FACTS.

This Is A Woman Decision.

She can decide on a trans-vaginal ultrasound.

Force stipulations of this provision,

Diminished her CHOICES on the ground.

This is A Women Decision.

How can she be denied her CHOICE?

A wife, a mother, a woman of great vision,

It will strip away her strong VOICE.

This is dedicated to the WOMEN across AMERICAN and the WORLD. Take A STAND. There is no stepping back into MEDIEVAL TIMES. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONES would like this. WOMAN WORTH-song by ALICIA KEYS.

Giving a special SHOUT OUT to the WOMEN of Alabama, Virginia, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Kansas, Florida, North Carolina, Texas, and Louisiana.

Where Is Your Sense Of Normal?

Feb28 by Linda Ballard

Where did it go? What happened to your ability to separate RIGHT from WRONG? Where are your morals? So I guess you don’t visit the TRUTHS playground. Why would you ENDORSE a liar, a cheater, a deceiver, and a heart-breaker?

Whatever happened to TRUST? It all boils down to YOUR SENSE Of NORMAL. My journey to your side of the chart wasn’t easy. As my feet touch down on the pavement I recognize so many people have lost their SENSE OF NORMAL.

They have been in their IVORY TOWER too long. Whomever their circle of friends is, this is who and what they relate to.

The ENVIRONMENT, the PEOPLE you surround yourself with, and the PEOPLE you ENDORSE play a big part in YOUR SENSE OF NORMAL. The bottom line is knowing who you are as a person, to evaluate and separate the truth from a lie.

Most important of all is walking away with your self-esteem intact and not letting those who challenge your action/behaviors make you feel bad about yourself. Now you are on my turf, THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

The grass is definitely a different color and the turf is not the same nor the people. I came to you to discuss the UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of NLD SYNDROME and bring AWARENESS.

My deal was to help you understand how people who are diagnosed with NLD Syndrome are shamed, embarrassed, humiliated, and isolated because of their NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER. Do they have a CHOICE?

Are you beginning to understand why this diagnosis has been overlooked by the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION(APA) for 41 years? The APA hasn’t done a good job. They have not been able to arrive at an intelligent decision regarding the DSMIV. They couldn’t “DIAGNOSE a DONUT.”

APA has a very strong correlation with SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER, REPUBLICANS, and PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. NONE of these people have been able to do an effective job. It ain’t personal. Need I say MO!

The burden of wearing just a few characteristics such as rude, cruel, unintelligent, awkward, angry, social blunders, and “an oddball” rests on the shoulders of those diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME.

People who are diagnosed with a NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER and UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS have been misjudged, misinterpreted, and punished. In contrast, the REPUBLICANS have literally gotten away with murder and their INTENTIONAL behaviors have been rewarded many TIMES.

People with NLD SYNDROME are highly criticized for their poor choices and left without a voice. They are often presented with too many choices and have difficulty with organizational skills, and much more.

In comparison to NLD’ERS, The REPUBLICANS and PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS have similar difficulty with organization, decision-making, social blunders, and lack of communication skills.

So the PEOPLE of OUR NATION are expected to get on board and ENDORSE one of these KNUCKLEHEADS. NO! I don’t think so. Where is YOUR SENSE OF NORMAL? So the REPUBLICANS BEHAVIOR is STRAIGHT UP INTENTIONAL.

Did you forget this word ANOSOGNOSIA? ANOSOGNOSIA is one of the strongest CHARACTERISTICS OF NLD SYNDROME. I don’t mind having a review. We can work this out. No matter how many TIMES I have to go over this word I will.

In the PRESIDENT’S speech, he mentioned the word JOBS many TIMES. OH WELL! ANOSOGNOSIA generally means that due to the nature of NLD SYNDROME, people diagnosed with this disability do not have the ability to recognize the seriousness of their own problems.

They see their peers as they see themselves, not having a problem. When faced with pain, hurt, and sorrow these EMOTIONS need to be POINTED OUT to a person with NLD SYNDROME. They are unable to process another’s life experience.

They are unable to put themselves in your shoes or in your place. However, it is not a hopeless situation and NLDERS can learn compassion, empathy, and support if given the opportunity.

Emotions can be very difficult to teach unless you are willing to break yourself down to the lowest denominator. The mantra becomes: “YOU TEACH, and YOU TEACH, and YOU TEACH.”

For example, a stroke victim may need REhabilitation and occupational therapy to relearn life skills, NLD’ERS need habilitation to be taught life skills.

This is mandatory teaching before they are ridiculed, their self-esteem is taken out of the box, and they become isolated from society.

Annoyance and frustration ride on the backs of people who have come into contact with NLD’ERS for an extended period of time. Guess who is the first one that is cast aside and thrown into the lion’s den. Need I say MO!

The REPUBLICANS have used this characteristic of NLD SYNDROME, ANOSOGNOSIA, along with their RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR. They MAXED OUT their BEHAVIORAL credit cards and the 18 numbers to boot. The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS used it in the DEBATES. Where was the AUDIENCES’ SENSE OF NORMAL?

What have you learned after COMPARING and CONTRASTING the REPUBLICANS RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS to NLD SYNDROME? Bottom line is CHOICE. PEOPLE with NLD SYNDROME do not choose to FAIL. The REPUBLICANS and the PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS pride themselves on making POOR CHOICES.

They want to see THE PEOPLE, THE PRESIDENT, and THE NATION FAIL. The REPUBLICANS are CHOMPING AT THE BITS. Where is the SENSE OF NORMAL in FAILURE when it cannot strengthen one’s ability to learn from the outcome? This is food for thought.

How did we regress and get onto PERSONHOOD RIGHTS? What is the REPUBLICANS SENSE OF NORMAL on WOMEN’S RIGHTS? What is the REPUBLICANS SENSE OF NORMAL on being HUMANE? Do the REPUBLICANS have any SENSE? The key to being HUMANE is giving WOMEN the RIGHTS to make their OWN CHOICES.

When someone comes in and tries to strip you of your dignity and humiliate you it is TIME TO BRING IT. The RICK-HEADS in CONGRESS wants to joke around and devalue the lives of WOMEN.

I want you Ladies to find the fanciest words regarding the VAGINA to see if The House of Delegates of Virginia can pronounce or even INTERPRET the meaning. It is a shame that CONGRESS has not only devalued the lives of WOMEN but has tried to cripple the entire Nation.

Throughout this rigorous journey in seeking INTERVENTION for my son, I ran across many doctors who only wanted to medicate my son. When I questioned their authority I was informed that they were the doctors and that they knew what they were doing.

WHAT THE HAH HELL did that mean? It gets even better. I was told by one doctor to go ahead and spank him, like “you folks” normally do, give him some orange juice with Robitussin, and that should solve the problem. Oh hell NO!

Is this the reason why we have so many children who later in life are strung out on drugs?

Is this the reason why we see our children/adults die because of lack of INTERVENTION, dedication, and advocacy from the parents? Is this the reason why so many of our most talented entertainers are taken out by drugs because they are enabled by family, friends, associates, and doctors?

Where is the DOCTOR’S SENSE OF NORMAL? Where is the PARENT’S SENSE OF NORMAL? Where is SOCIETY’S SENSE OF NORMAL? If any of these people listed above enabled a HUMAN LIFE down the PATH of DESTRUCTION they had NO SENSE OF NORMAL.

I was finally given options when I rolled across a TEAM of doctors who were willing to take the risk and learn by doing extensive research on my son. Through their hope and encouragement, the Neuro-psychologists at KU MED have given validation and recognition. They were caring and humane.

This TEAM of doctors had a strong SENSE OF NORMAL. Who we need to endorse will either make us a winner or a loser. It has taken me countless years to realize I didn’t need validation from the APA.

Yes, LORD! Medication would be weighed in as the very last resort. HALLELUJAH! It was all about coping skills, strategies, and teaching/focusing on life skills in order to have a successful program.

President Obama said it best. Whoever told you that it will take a silver bullet to drill your way out of lower gas prices is not telling the TRUTH. It will take TIME and a COMPREHENSIVE APPROACH. The same goes for the people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME.

When the PRESIDENT and his wife was ready to buy a condo they openly admitted, even though they are attorneys, they could not understand the language in the mortgage agreement. WOW! He developed a simpler package to help homeowners get through the process.

Thank You, JE…SUS! We have a PRESIDENT who is HUMANE and RESPECT the CHOICES of WE THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, and OUR NATION. This is a man with a GREAT SENSE OF NORMAL:).

I would like to give SPECIAL thanks to THE PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS for teaching me the ultimate lesson in WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF NORMAL. Losers endorse losers, liars endorse liars, and infidelity endorses infidelity.

I want to go with truth endorses truth, trust endorses trust, and facts endorse facts.

HOLD UP! HOLD UP! I ain’t done yet. So I roll up to the school with all of my documentation. The BOARD of EDUCATION, SUPERINTENDENT, and the teachers are not willing to properly accommodate my son’s INDIVIDUALIZED EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM (IEP)

An IEP is a blueprint that lays out a program for disabled and learning disabled children. Who did I think I was telling these educators what to do? They were a AAA DISTRICT. They didn’t have to accommodate something they never heard of or the doctors had little knowledge in.

The atmosphere turned into DEEP SPACE NINE. Where was their SENSE Of NORMAL? I could bring milk and cookies to the in-service meetings but I would have NO CHOICE or say in my son’s education. I remember being told in one meeting they were the real educators. WHAT! My reply was this.

Where were you on the countless nights when I was reading to my child his bedtime stories? Where were you on the countless days of breastfeeding and I was trying to teach my son how to walk and talk? Where were you when I was teaching my son how to sink the cheerios in the toilet?

Where were you when he was given his immunization shots and I was up all night trying to soothe his aches and pains? “I think you need to rethink your position and realize who is the TRUE EDUCATOR and rephrase your question.”

The child diagnosed with NLD IS a masterful educator. My son has educated me with his extraordinary mind, his unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles.

This is going to be a long battle. Children with disabilities are a budget cut. The NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND under the BUSH ADMINISTRATION was a BUST. It will take TIME but the OBAMA ADMINISTRATION has made changes to the school systems. Hey, they are getting there.

Ladies you are going to love this one. You go to the doctor and everyone has the same scheduled appointment TIME. You’re sitting in the office waiting. There are people who have arrived way later than you but your name hasn’t been called. They walk straight through and get waited on.

Finally, it is your turn and the doctor comes in takes a seat and reminds you he’s on a tight schedule. Okay, I have sat there all day, the first one in, last one out, and treated with disrespect. The doctor pats his feet, checks his watch, no eye contact, and flips over the chart.

Then he says, ” I am here to conserve your breast.” What I have decided to do is…… Where was this doctor’s SENSE OF NORMAL? HOLD UP! HOLD UP! Unless doc you are ROCKIN THE LIST and you cannot give me eye contact, I understand.

His body language wasn’t too friendly. Cancer patients got tired of being beaten down and needed more hope. The CANCER TREATMENT CENTER Of AMERICA was established. People got tired of doctors talking smack. BIG TIME SENSE OF NORMAL

On this note, it is called a second opinion. I have decided to conserve my LIFE by my own CHOICE. I’m up for grabs again but I’m cool. You don’t get silly and fight over one breast. This is MY SENSE OF NORMAL.

There have been so many women who have died from unnecessary invasive procedures. Let us not forget even down to your last breath you have the right to be treated with DIGNITY and RESPECT and given CHOICES.

This story is dedicated TERRY O’NEIL, JIMMY WILLIAMS, CHARNIELE HERRING, KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL, LIZ WINSTEAD, BOB SCHRUM, RICHARD WOLFF, MARTIN BASHIR, CAROLYN HELDMAN, JOAN WALSH, BIG EDDIE, and RACHEL MADDOW

BRING IT and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

The Dash Before The Distance

Feb13 by Linda Ballard

It’s very cold today. My body is engulfed by high-speed winds. The wind is circling around my ears and gnawing at my fingertips. The weather is not favorable. There are many days in our life where conditions are not favorable. It has become a long and exhausting day.

Taking this trip was hard but it is TIME. Yes, another ICON’s ship has sailed into the night. Her glow from life’s candle shifted as the wind-swept around the flame. The flicker of the light struggled but another strong wind caught her breath.

This moment of darkness and silence has claimed yet another ICON. DESTINATION has caught up with her. She has now boarded a cruise liner to ease her from this life of hurt, pain, and sorrow. In our hearts, we pray her spirit will be guided by an eternal beacon.

Let her soul be at rest for a pleasurable journey.

In life, some of us will run a MARATHON. The MARATHON is so rigorous with so many obstacles and hurdles to jump over. There are those who will SPRINT through life. If you’re a SPRINTER it is TIME to reflect. Don’t be in such a hurry to run a short race through THE DISTANCE.

You will meet with an early DESTINATION. When you hear someone make the comment “GONE TO SOON,” you’re beginning to understand life’s race can be shortened. Why are we in a hurry? We feel everything needs to be taken care of immediately.

How many laps can we run once the START button is pushed? Will we need to reset the start button because we have jumped the gun? Some of us will not get the opportunity to reset the start button in our lives. Will your life be a SPRINT? Can you endure the MARATHON?

A chain of events will take place on our life journey. There are TIMES when we will peek over into someone else’s life. We assume they have everything to live for. We are plagued by SHADOWING the lives of others. Our hearts are overcome with resentment, bitterness, and jealousy.

Finally, we graduated from HATRED ACADEMY. All the happiness, wealth, and power we assume an ICON lived, lies right there before our own two feet. What did we do? We stepped right over the most priceless commodity, TIME. We continued our HATRED CAMPAIGN.

This type of campaign diminishes one’s health and one’s life. The SHADOWING which is done to the lives of others has set us on a course for destruction. We yearn and grasp for what we think have made ICONS and other people successful. It blinded us and we lost track of who we could become.

We lost ourselves and we lost RESPECT for TIME. Reality is beginning to sink in. As the media reflects back on the IMAGE of the LIFE of an ICON, we realize we could never make the sacrifices in life to maintain the ICON lifestyle.

Bottom line: Never want what others have because you may not be willing to take the beat up for it.

Her music is beginning to rotate through my brain. As I walk through the stone garden, I hear her strong vocals bellow out “I Have Nothing.” The wind has picked up, my legs are beginning to weaken. The sorrow and sadness are starting to creep up on me.

I heard another rendition of the songbird voice. The tune was “I Look To You.” Many people say they never saw it coming. Did we PAY ATTENTION? She delivered a strong message in her MUSIC and in her BEHAVIOR. She went back to her gospel roots preparing for the journey home.

She was there to sing her last song with Kelly Price, “Jesus Loves Me.” She stopped in on CLIVE DAVIS, her long TIME mentor. She visited with Ray J, Brandi, and Monica. Bobbi Kristina got a chance to briefly visit with her Godfather. Brandi will never forget this birthday.

Sitting here on this stone, right at my eye level, is the DASH. From the day we are born to the day we die and have met our ESTIMATED TIME of ARRIVAL(ETA), there is THE DASH BEFORE THE DISTANCE.

The DASH is all the life one is living and what goes on in between one’s life BEFORE they run THE DISTANCE. As the leaves crackle beneath my feet, I notice on the carving of the stones there are a lot of SPRINTERS here today. I came across this magnificent marble stone.

The birth date is here, and the DASH is here, but no DESTINATION date. I wonder if the person was a SPRINTER or A MARATHON RUNNER? Was this someone who had not been found and declared dead? Maybe the person was found and no one knew the DATE of his DESTINATION.

People in our lives demand so much from us. We cannot possibly meet all their requests. When it is TIME for us to meet the demands of our lives, so much Time has been devoured. The DASH BEFORE THE DISTANCE is much shorter.

Every day from this moment on our ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL(ETA) draws near. We are so much closer to our DESTINATION. ALPHA is the beginning and OMEGA is the end. The DASH BEFORE THE DISTANCE is the life we are now living. RESPECT TIME!

A door has not closed. The door is wide open. It will give others the opportunity to reflect on their lives and make changes and seek INTERVENTION.

In Loving Memory of Whitney Houston and the Celebration of her Life.

To the Houston/Brown Family, Clive Davis her long TIME mentor/dearest friend, and the many relatives/friends who mourn the loss of their loved one.

Visit the April archives. Read Rest Peaceful My Nubian Queen.

Visit the May archives. Read Reflection of Magical Moments on Twitter, I Have Learn, Etiology Of Quality, and Giving Recognition to the Unrecognized__Saving lives.

Visit the November archives and read Smokelbg Life Class__Dedicated To Oprah.

May you find peace in my words.

2012 SuperBowl Flare Up_Look Who’s Rockin’ The List

Feb6 by Linda Ballard

Scene: It is showtime, SuperBowl Sunday, and the guys are going down to ARTHUR BRYANTS to pick out their favorite football foods. Bobby TOURETTES, Andre ADHD, Jack PDD-NOS, Mark AUTISM, Mitt ASPERGER, and Leroy NLD are on the scene for the festivity.

Leroy NLD is checking out the prices because his girlfriend is not so big on cooking. He wants to show off his surround sound theater system that was built-in his basement by TJ SAVANT & COMPANY.

It is Bobby Tourettes turn to pay for the football bash today. Bobby is steamed under the collar at Mitt ASPERGERS comments. Mitts ASPERGER has difficulty interacting socially.

They are inside the restaurant and waiting in line to order their food. Mitt ASPERGER is looking on the wall. He can’t believe his eyes nor can he believe who has eaten at Arthur Bryants.

He has never had a REAL Community experience nor has he ever eaten in the heart of the city.

Leroy NLD:

When I wrote CHARACTERISTICS OF, this was in no way to bring any disservice to people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. We don’t get the chance to say or act like these PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. Our problem is NEUROLOGICAL with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I wonder what is their real problem?

Our butts would get hauled off to jail, medicated, and strapped down in a psycho ward. We sure as hell wouldn’t be in the Zone on PSYCHO TALK with BIG ED. Look at the gaffes MITT ROMNEY makes.

He has so many soundbites on his INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS you can make a Documentary Mini-Series on the Discovery Channel. When I speak, they are real social blunders. I will repeat my blunders several TIMES in the same way until someone corrects me.

I do not understand that it is a mistake. You must remember a lie can never be told the same way twice. When I open my mouth you will begin to realize something is wrong. Ain’t gonna be no paraphrasing. I don’t do that. There is no such thing as retracting my statement.

My mind processes information differently. I don’t read people and people definitely don’t read me. Ask me or anyone else that has been diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME a question 20 TIMES. Guess what, you are going to get the same answer 20 TIMES.

You’re not going to get an endorsement from me. If your policy stinks you will be the first to know. MITT ROMNEY has to buy votes, buy states, and buy friends. MITT ROMNEY was PASS INTERFERENCE on OBAMACARE.

His plan had a lot of the same ingredients of OBAMACARE. MITT ROMNEY passed on the plan. The first thing PRESIDENT OBAMA did when he was sworn into office was Bridge the gap by developing friends and relationships in Foreign countries to strengthen Foreign policy.

He made 4 vital phone calls. He was reaching out to other nations. The next day he was at the State Department visiting with the foreign service officers getting everyone PUMPED UP and ENERGIZED once again on worldwide international relationships.

NLDERS have a horrible TIME with relationships. All relationships are FOREIGN to us. Why do you think people with NLD SYNDROME need an Interpreter and an Understanding Manual? A lot of people underestimated the PRESIDENT on FOREIGN AFFAIRS but he caught on pretty quick.

There is a lot more than WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION understands under the leadership of PRESIDENT OBAMA. He has been to more countries than any PRESIDENT that has ever been in office. On the LIST of CHARACTERISTICS OF, he definitely ROCKS THE LIST and gets an A+.

Who is Rockin’ The List of BEHAVIORS? What CONTENDERS and government officials are getting away with PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSAULTS?

Bobby Tourette:

Leroy, why didn’t you talk to Mitt before coming to the inner city. Mitt ASPERGER got a lot to learn and today is not the day to teach him. You know he is going to get on the topic he likes. He will not be able to tell when others have lost interest in his topic.

Mitt ASPERGER will continue on this topic for days. You know this will piss someone off. I just wanted a barbecue sandwich. Hell, I don’t want to be on ARTHUR BRYANTS menu as Bobby burnt ends. Lord, please let me save my A.. for another day.

I hope we don’t get into a fight like we did the last TIME. SUPER BOWL or not, I ain’t going to jail. We do not have a get out of jail free card like MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, and RICK SANTORUM. The courts don’t understand Asperger or any other disorder.

Leroy NLD:

Yes, I heard him. Did you hear what you said? Inner City is fighting words also. I wanted MITT ASPERGER to get a real cultural outing. Bobby, you always correct me. Everyone we hang with need lots of correcting. I just wanted to see if Mitt ASPERGER could connect to the people.

I thought it was cool when Mitt ASPERGER got slapped for trying to give people handouts. He will learn before the end of the day. This is the perfect opportunity.

Bobby Tourette:

Yeah, the last TIME we went to jail I didn’t need that type of opportunity. Man, that lady’s mouth was pretty tough. Not that I have room to talk, when I get angry, my Tics kick in.

The next TIME he will think twice before he tells someone, “I bet you $20,000 you can’t get any poorer”. Insensitive fool!

Even I know better than to make people feel they are beneath me. He has one special interest and it sho ain’t people. I love the smell of money in the morning, Mr. Money-bags of MONOPOLY, MITT ASPERGER. We know OUR Mitt’s behaviors is UNINTENTIONAL.

MITT ROMNEY has many soundbites stating he doesn’t care about the VERY POOR or the VERY RICH. I just want to hear MITT ROMNEY man-up and say he wants to destroy the middle class and confess he is angry because PRESIDENT OBAMA can sing better than him. Jealousy, NOT!

You know MITT ROMNEY is looking at those numbers. All the experience he has with spreadsheets and making money. You know his butt is ROASTED TOAST now that economic conditions have improved. The President has one hell of a chance of beating MITT ROMNEY’S drawers off.

MITT ROMNEY would need to be AFRICAN AMERICAN today instead of wishing he was MEXICAN eating at ARTHER BRYANTS. I would love to see his reactions. The good news is this restaurant receives all races extremely well. Bill O’Reilly has got to eat here.

Andre ADHD:

I know how hard it is for Mitt ASPERGER. I have said some stupid things myself but my medication alerted me not to get too crazy and bet with him. “OOPS,” did I just tell everyone I take legalized drugs? It sounds better until you overdose.

Then you realize you have a substance abuse problem. In my neighborhood, you are just a hard-core addict with stolen prescriptions. Why do we get the worst end of the stick? Jan Brewer, the governor of Arizona, gets to be called RADICAL.

Jan Brewer’s extreme behavior was an offensive personal foul and a 15-yard penalty for getting into the face of the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES. She should be fined and ejected from her position as Governor of Arizona.

She is a repeat offender and the ADAM PAC MAN JONES of the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Jan Brewer’s unnecessary roughness is for attacking the teachers, firefighters, and police officers. The Republicans in Arizona feel they can silence the voice of the UNION and any other public servants.

Whatever rites the people have will be stripped away by the REPUBLICANS. One thing they can’t take away is my inabilities of focusing, PAYING ATTENTION, nor my giant boulder. Every day of my life I’m leaning more and more toward becoming Bi-Polar.

Jack PDD-NOS

You know ANDRE ADHD, you remind me of RICK PERRY Off SIDE. You are off your line of scrimmage and you tussled with getting the answer right. Did they ever get your medication straight? Hey ANDRE ADHD over here, you just can’t stay focused. Get over here!

Folks in this restaurant think I’m talking to myself. NEWT GINGRICH is UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS and KNEE CAPPING. He is really striking below the belt. NEWT is trying to destroy MITT ROMNEY. I couldn’t believe HERMAN CAIN endorsed NEWT GINGRICH. HERMAN CAIN, “MR SHUCKY DUCKY,” of all people.

Everyone knows HERMAN CAIN has been shucked like corn and his brain is plucked like a duck.

Mark Autism:

Leroy NLD talks out loud to himself. He explained it as processing his thoughts. Leroy said if he hears what he verbalizing he can process the information better. When LEROY NLD starts processing out loud, people think he is crazy.

Bobby Tourette always says when Leroy gets mad he will hold that thought and won’t ever forget what someone has done to him. Leroy is HOLDING. He processes so much information. Leroy NLD struggles with applying old information to new ideas.

Adaptability is difficult for him but he is willing to learn. I can’t say that about the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They have a choice. The REPUBLICAN PARTY’S intentions are to HOLD the ECONOMY back. They refused to ADAPT. It benefits the REPUBLICAN PARTY and the 1% to keep things as they are.

Look at the BEHAVIORS of RON PAUL. Wouldn’t his BEHAVIOR be call HOLDING? RON PAUL gets a 10-yard Penalty for HOLDING onto past ideologies. He does tell you what is on his mind. The REPUBLICANS want him to go away because he exhibits annoying BEHAVIOR.

LEROY NLD displays annoying BEHAVIOR, not by choice, and we don’t isolate him. Everyone in our gang of six has annoying BEHAVIORS. We are singled out, called weird, and isolated from society. We have delays and our finest moments.

Mitt Asperger:

MITT ROMNEY wants to delay the economy and blame PRESIDENT OBAMA for making the economy WORSE. This is UNSPORTMAN LIKE CONDUCT and EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION. He needs to be fined and suspended. Maybe DONALD TRUMP will fire him. Can you believe this? Look whose picture is on the wall.

Is that John MCCAIN? There’s SARAH PALIN! Is that JIMMY CARTER? NO! That can’t be BILL CLINTON! It’s a miracle they came down in this community and ate with you people.

Bobby Tourette:

Did you just say, “YOU PEOPLE?” Hold up! You begin to sound like MITT ROMNEY. I let it pass when you made the comment about me paying with food stamps. I should have corrected you. Your NEWT GINGRICH remark didn’t go over to well and your BEHAVIOR got WORSE.

I know you didn’t mean any harm. You need to be held ACCOUNTABLE for your inappropriate remarks. I know you are Rocking the List but it does not excuse you. What you just said caused me to FLARE UP. It feeds my anger.

Mitt Romney has made many negative remarks, straight up lied about the remarks, and his remarks feed the PEOPLE’S anger. NEWT GINGRICH thinks he’s slick. There is nothing subliminal about his remarks.

Once you have survived HATRED or RACISM you will always know the flavor, the color, and the stench it leaves behind. Leroy NLD is our food order ready? We need to get out of here before Mitt ASPERGER cause a Race War.

The last TIME it was Nicky NLD, Leroy’s cousin, who got us thrown out for his remarks.

Leroy NLD:

Hey, man, the food is ready. Let’s head out. Well, Mitt ASPERGER what do you think about our trip today?

Mitt Asperger:

This is a real colored experience. What! Did I say something wrong?

Bobby Tourette:

We are going to get out of here and I will explain it on the way. You better be glad you are MITT ASPERGER instead of MITT ROMNEY or NEWT GINGRICH. Don’t expect a soundbite. Your mouth just wrote a check your A.. can’t pay for.

In the January Archives of 2011 go back and refresh your memory. Read NLD Superbowl Pregame. Also read Superbowl Flare-up NLD and Superbowl Game Time, Rockin’ the List posted in the February archives.

Characteristics Of

Jan30 by Linda Ballard

BARACK OBAMA exhibits STRENGTH, COURAGE, and HUMANITY.

SARAH PALIN demonstrated UNINTELLIGENCE, SHATTERED INTEGRITY, and INSANITY.

NEWT GINGRICH campaigns as HOT HEADED and straight up MR. FEROCIOUS.

MITT ROMNEY campaigns as MR. INDECISIVE, MONEY BAGS of ARROGANCE, and BRAGGADOCIOUS.

HERMAN CAIN manifested as “PIMP DADDY INFIDELITY”.

In the 2012 Election, he has been written off as a LIABILITY.

RICK SANTORUM came across as FATHER SANCTIMONIOUS.

JOHN HUNTSMAN, SGT. DULL and DRAB, never surfaced as NOTORIOUS.

RON PAUL, MR. NOSTALGIA, platform lingers in the PAST.

MICHELE BACHMAN, MRS.DELUSIONAL, her conspiracy theories didn’t LAST.

RICK PERRY at the debates stated, “I CAN’T OOPS” get it RIGHT.

RICK PERRY, MR.PERPETUAL GAZE stood like a deer that glances into the HEADLIGHTS.

Now, who would you vote for in the 2012 ELECTION?

I would vote for the person with a STABLE MIND and PROGRESSIVE DIRECTIONS.

Investigate the candidates from up ABOVE.

Remember these are TRAITS and CHARACTERISTICS OF.

NLD Recognition

"We need to rethink the way we think and accommodate those who process differently."

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