Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns

Thank You, Jonny Nash. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Oooh, Wee! With this new lens, I can see all obstacles in my way. Since all the DARK CLOUDS that had me BLIND (keeping glaucoma off my A…), It’s gonna be a Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day. While my field of vision weakens there are so many people in the world who kept their eyes on the WETHER/CASTRATED BREW and the CIRCUMCISED CREW. It took the no good, shiftless, irresponsible, worthless, incompetent, no count, weak A.., BS haters to point out the characteristics of people who are strong and are true leaders. You can recognize the people who are doers and achievers vs the people as Howard Fineman would say, “Feckless.” How Pretty! Now we can see the DICK CHENEYS of the world. Behaviors (weather) are not good or bad points out what defines you as a person. Your behavior points the finger at who you will endorse or whose Amen corner you are in. It is the CREME BRULEE of who your A.. hangs out with so you won’t get caught up in Scandals and get creamed. The scandal has its star. Christie TV is scandalous. We’re now ready to call APPLE for Personality App Development.

Mean Mugshots will be upgraded to Apps Personality. Get ready and turn on your smartwatch and view the stupidity Palin App. For the Haters App, you need to pull out the BIG BEN CLOCK and view Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Congress, GOP, and the Tea Party. Fifty-two TIMES to repeal the law of the land has surpassed stupidity. To all the people on the opposite end of the spectrum and the Flip Side of the Chart, whoever you know or can recognize as a Hater throw them onto the Bell Tower. The Ignorant A… App would consist of the people who say and do Dumbsh… all the Time. Here are just a few of my favorites, Todd Akin, Richard Murdock, Louie Gohmert, Dick Black, Fox News and so on. These App would be like Build the Bear. Walk into Five Guys and put anything on your D…burger to show this Is For The Cool In You. BabyFace would agree that this behavior isn’t cool at all. He should know. He is the one who wrote and sang this song. Makes sure you get an external hard drive.

My favorite Apps is the Disrespect App. Darrell Issa face is the first to pop up. Of course one needs to understand Issa’s face will be recurring on other apps, especially the Ignorant A… App. Okay! Get On The Good Foot. Much respect to James Brown. TIME to stop clowning around. Think of a person you know who loves talking underneath their breath, has a condescending tone in their voice, and talks to you like you are the idiot of the year. What! I did not receive an Oscar for 14 years as a slave on my job. Hmmm! It was no act. Baby I’m For Real. Tell it to Vladimir Putin who is trying to bounce off the walls with the Original’s song by telling Angela Merkel its just a Training Day exercise with him and Denzel Washington fooling around. Who is Putin trying to convince? Taking over Crimea starting out small later to come back and hijack the Sooo..ul Kraine. Love, Peace, and Nappiness to you Brother. Angela Merkel is singing Aretha Franklin’s Respect. My Girl contacted the Temptation. Their advice was not to hesitate and do what you got to do. Will Merkel tell Putin to Take This Oil and Shove It?

Reality flashes its lights and President Obama is in the rose garden smelling like a rose. Putin’s behavior has not only revealed his weakness but it has shown the world how crazy his A… really is. What’s President Obama singing? Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time? Didn’t I! Yes, this is a Delfonics moment. Talking about a Dramatic experience, Putin is left In The Rain once again. President Obama politely asks Putin, How Can I Ease the Pain. If you don’t like the way I’m coming atcha go to YOUTUBE and maybe Lisa Fischer can help Putin calm the hell down so he can stop being insane. Did you hear that noise? It wasn’t music. Sounds like an explosion.

Check your watch. Look up there. Does this mean….? This ain’t the Hunger Games. Hey, what am I supposed to think? The poor and the middle class are Catching Hell. What nerves! On Chris Matthew’s watch, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz would appear at the same TIME. Take them both out of the equation. Of course, these two men along with their crew are in another SPACE ZONE and has lost track of Time Moving Forward. Why don’t The Fockers go join Putin since the neo-cons think our President is so WEAK? See There__I Get This! You don’t want all this negativity slowing down or crashing your computer. In the real world, negative personalities tend to eat up a lot of space. What a spreadsheet! Can you see the pattern of the G-Money Dawgs who are Famous for being Famous? They have nothing to offer society, and AB-SO-LUTE-LY no RESPECT will ever be given to any of these people because they are truly “FECKLESS”. Stop judging a person intelligence on what he/she has materially. Start looking for materials to make yourself intelligent. Darrell Issa, Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and the list goes on and on of people with money. These Brothers have money off the hook. D…burgers! Tell the crooks to change their books. Changes in their behavior might change their outlook.

Just think if all these people had diseases and did nothing to help themselves.
The word WEAK would never roll off their lips. This conversation of weakness would not exist. Do nothing about Diabetes and see what would happen. Oh SUGAR, please! Exactly! It would be all about the rise and decline of your Blood sugar and the hormone (insulin) that your body resist. CA-POW-YAH. Holy Batman! Yes, Robin! It is extremely dark in the bat cave. No Robin, you failed to get control of your Diabetes and now your A… is Blind. Why is the Hulk green? Remember when David Banner changes and breaks out because he can’t get control of his anger. He breaks out and starts running. I told him to put on shoes. It is so important to keep your feet covered when you’re a Diabetic. Not Mr. Vladimir Putin Syndrome! Hulk thought he was the new bag of Lays Garlic Bread Chips. The Hulk stepped on a nail and he did nothing about it. He won’t be running around after his foot gets amputated. Robin, you must understand the Hulk’s behavior led him down the path of hypertension, high blood pressure and later heart disease. Even when his lab’s results came back his creatinine level was out of whack. His kidneys are about to fall through the crack. Hulk is facing dialysis, his TV series canceled and Green Baby Boogie will not be back. When you say Diabetes this is not one disease. It can affect many parts of the body. The same effect the Do-Nothing Congress has on the people and the nation. It runs amok and who gets f… Fifty-2 Times that really sucks.

Bottom line, before you get fed up, 2Pac song let the Brothers and Sisters of the world know to Keep Ya Head Up. What or Who will bring our nation down? Whose behavior was profound? Who made decisions that were safe and sound? Who was the man who wore the frown? Who lost their D… mind never to be found? WHY? Erratic behaviors demonstrated Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns.

My Funny Valen-Mind___P Funk Style

Here it comes the lecture of the year. My brain is sitting on a skateboard. I’m the star of Porgy and Bess. When the Doc walks through the door he will deliver my benediction. Has my brain outlived my body? Indeed! Indeed! Whew! I got some War Wounds on me. Well, I haven’t reached 80 yet. Who will be the first to reach 100? The girl’s chances of making it to 100 are 1 in three while boys chances are 1 and 4. I don’t recall my brain climbing Mt. Everest at 40. Our cognitive brain function will take a nose dive in the last years of our lives. Why are women worried about their weaves, nails, body, and fashion? Why are the guys tripping off their nipples and taking selfies of their Anthony Weiner? Guys, stop hanging out with Vladimir Putin. Chaboni yogurt is cool. Let’s give recognition to our mental functions (decision-making, memory, reasoning, problem-solving skills, and how fast our globe connected to our neck can take in and put out information). Is that why Beyonce is singing Oh! Oh! Oh! All The Single Ladies? I am not putting the weight on the women along.

Men on the Republican side needed to take the Foster Friess Challenge and distribute those aspirins to Todd Akin (Ex Congressman of Missouri), Richard Murdock (Indiana State Treasurer), Paul Ryan (Congressman of Wisconsin/Chairman of the Budget Committee) and Richard Black (State Senator of Virginia). These are the Generals who initiated the War on Women and their minds are definitely on a BUDGET. Have we reached the last 30 to 40 years of our declining mind? Are we about to set up residence in the Nursing Home or at AARP Condo?

Who gives a hoot-nanny about our noggin health until we fock ourselves up in an accident. See There, we can no longer look like Prince or Smokey Robinson. We’re eating up from the floor up. Yeah, baby, we are pressing the skinny jeans to the curve. Working out the body while our mind has derailed in hell. How much knowledge can your mind bench press? Shut up! Is that your mind sitting over on the bench? Will you be able to get back in the game? TIME TO WORK IT OUT! Put the Drugs, alcohol, and fast food down. Drop the anger off at Dieffenbach Trash. Lakeside will tell you to just sail along and it will be a Fantastic Voyage. Get up off your A.. and do the Lakeside Stank. While you are at it go out and get some of those Sudoku mental puzzles to challenge your noggin or the Big Book Connect The Dots. Somebody up in the House of Representatives is not representing and they sure in hell haven’t connected the dots.

We could have gotten a better answer from Congress other than NO if these BRO’s had used their minds more. They took the MONEY CHALLENGE, not the MIND CHALLENGE. It didn’t allow Congress mind to adapt. Depending on how we use our noggin this baby can be modified to improve. Well, since Congress don’t believe in science look for a decline in noggin activity. If the GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Party take the Black to Brown to Beige Challenge we just might see some brain activity. What a challenge! 🙂

How are you using your Funny Valen-Mind? P Funk Style is throwing creativity in the game. If you can’t party with the P Funk creativity we can throw in Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama who can concretely show you how to Stanky Leg it out. Get rid of those old poisonous habits that are sucking the life out of your brain. James Brown would tell you to Get On The Good Foot and make some daily changes. Sing Aretha Franklin song, You Better Think, before you make some crazy impulsive decision. While you are at it take the Stylistic advice. Stop, Look, and Listen. Think of your brain as a Clock, reset it.

From old to new it’s me and you! It can be done by incorporating your ideas and life experiences that have passed. Apply them to TODAY this MOMENT in TIME. I love doing it with oldies but goodies songs, movies, and stale old white folks who can’t move on. 🙂 Free your mind and your A.. will follow. Well, in this story it means to take a nap when you are tired. If you can hit the refresh button on the computer hit the refresh button on your noggin and breath in and out. Those moments you take in a lot of information keep it SSS-Short, Sweet, and Simple. Lay off with all that multi-tasking. Focus on one thing and work your way up the ladder. You climb a ladder one step at a TIME. Try skipping some of the steps and see what happens to your monkey A… Found out multi-tasking is unproductive. Did you slip and fall and break everything you stood for?

Remember the movie Happy Feet. The penguins were jamming. Find the songs and movies to make you feel like you are Waiting To Exhale or Stella Got Her Groove Back. Put some pep in your step and more glide in your stride. Do your THANG BABY and AEROBICIZE! Technotronic would tell you to Pump Up The Jam and get that blood flowing to the brain. If you leave your brain on CRUZ control you will end up like TED CRUZ, brain cell death. There is a decline in brain activity when you set it and forget it. Always go back and check on it.

We can crank up the volume with exercise and move the same old-same old thinking up to complex thinking magnified. Work out baby, for MENTAL BRAIN HEALTH. Chaka Khan song the hell out of My Funny Valentine. If you listen closely to her song she sings “each day is Valentine”. We don’t want our mental processing compared to a downhill fiscal cliff that will hamper our decision-making, reasoning, critical thinking, and planning which will implode in our minds. So here’s to all the unadaptable people who will lie and say they have gotten too old. Changes in thinking can upgrade the mental load. Moving our minds FORWARD will take a while. We can do this. Try not to resist. Try My Funny Valen-Mind__P Funk Style.

This Is a Woman Decision

We come to far to turn back now.

Women march to a PROGRESSIVE BEAT.

In ROE V. WADE we cannot allow,

Stripping women’s dignity by DEFEAT.

How did we arrive at this conversation?

Most men RESPECT their WIVES?

The REPUBLICANS have a strange fascination.

For trying to control women’s LIVES.

This is NOT about RELIGION.

Don’t try to silence our VOICES.

This Is A Woman Decision.

Women can make Intelligent CHOICES.

Why would you try to lobby,

To have the RIGHTS to our PRIVACY taken away?

BABY! Our body is not your hobby.

Wait for it until JUDGEMENT DAY.

I thought this discussion was over.

It was handled back in 1973.

Look! Mr. DADDY DOG ROVER.

Your SH…T is now up a TREE.

Your lips can’t even pronounce the WORDS,

The procedures our body goes through.

Some of you men are quite DISTURBED.

You really don’t have clue.

This is a Woman Decision,

If we decide to have an Abortion or NOT.

This subject is a head-on collision.

REPUBLICANS, your brains are shot.

This Is A Woman Decision.

Pro-life, Pro-Choice is our balancing ACT.

The REPUBLICANS brought on the division.

They did not stick to the FACTS.

This Is A Woman Decision.

She can decide on a trans-vaginal ultrasound.

Force stipulations of this provision,

Diminished her CHOICES on the ground.

This is A Women Decision.

How can she be denied her CHOICE?

A wife, a mother, a woman of great vision,

It will strip away her strong VOICE.

This is dedicated to the WOMEN across AMERICAN and the WORLD. Take A STAND. There is no stepping back into MEDIEVAL TIMES. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONES would like this. WOMAN WORTH-song by ALICIA KEYS.

Giving a special SHOUT OUT to the WOMEN of Alabama, Virginia, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Kansas, Florida, North Carolina, Texas, and Louisiana.