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Code O__Universal Donor

by Linda Ballard

I know you have to get your beauty rest. MONDAY is a big day. Go ahead and tuck everyone in. Tell MICHELLE, nighty-nighty and don’t let the MITT BUGS BITE. Kiss the kids and tell them ARIANA, BOO-BOO, and LITTLE MAN send their love. The grandkids said they are ready and suited up. We went to the hardware store Saturday. We bought some STREET GEAR. BOO-BOO suggested we buy some knee pads. She wants to see you steal MITT ROMNEY again. We call it the KNEE PAD CREEP. LITTLE MAN said, “Every night I am on my knees praying and my knees are getting darker.” ARIANA reminded me not to forget to get the vaseline. I wanted to tell her we could borrow vaseline from JOHN BOEHNER’S face but that was a NO-NO. She said the PRESIDENT will slide into victory. We are being vigilant and prayerful.

BOO-BOO asked me why did the media think you lost the first debate. I told her you never did. The media forgot to check their CODE OF ETHICS at the door. I explained to my grandchildren there are rules that a person live by. There are rules that validate who we will become and how we view ourselves as a person. You must never lose the RESPECT and DIGNITY within oneself. Every person that enters your circle will lose RESPECT for you. A good example is MITT ROMNEY denouncing his own program. You must never denounce what you truly believe in. When the fog clears you will lose respect for yourself and so will others. MITT ROMNEY did it with his signature program ROMNEYCARE.

It is our value system of right and wrong. It will dictate our social behavior. This will determine whether or not we have a conscious. When I say conscious it comes down to whether a person cares or not what they say, do, or who they may ENDORSE. It is a big difference when a person has a choice and know right from wrong. They may choose to shake the sand in a box, erase the TRUTH in order to LIE, and give the incorrect answer every TIME or no answer at all. This is the SKETCHY MOMENT. CODE O never did this throughout the debates nor on the campaign trail.

CODE O. That’s right. CODE OBAMA, you are a man with MORALS and ETHICS. You are a UNIVERSAL DONOR who gives to all and not to one SELECT GROUP. Your BLOOD runs through the veins of the 47%. It will move the people and the nation in the right direction. FORWARD! The 47% are breathing on their own. We don’t need a RESPIRATOR nor do we need to be RESUSCITATED. We sure don’t need MITT ROMNEY as PRESIDENT. HE will put the POLICIES, PEOPLE, and our NATION in a COMA. The orders will be given to WALK SLOWLY, PULL THE PLUG, and DO NOT RESUSCITATE. It reminds me of the AUTO BAILOUT. I can see BILL LAIMBEER CLOTH LINING MITT ROMNEY. Yes, our NATION would never progress because we would be trapped inside those BINDERS. The BINDERS would be labeled CODE CASE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES and you would never hear about equal pay for women. LILLY LEDBETTER WHO? Thank GOD the lights were on at AL SMITH DINER. Your jokes were funny.

What a BLOODBATH! How many PRESIDENTS of COLOR have WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION had? What does our country understand about DIVERSITY? How could the POLLS and the MEDIA decide THE CANDIDATE had won the FIRST DEBATE? There are people who have voted for many years of their life and never been polled. Who is being targeted to make the numbers favor the CANDIDATE? MITT ROMNEY is a man who has demonstrated TIME after TIME he has no MORALS and NO CODE OF ETHICS. He will CORRODE our NATION and the ECONOMY. He failed his LITMUS TEST. What does it say about the individual who accepts a LIAR to run the country? What happens to your MORALS and CODE OF ETHICS? Right and Wrong no longer matters. Have you failed your LITMUS TEST? What are we teaching our children? LYING is acceptable. It is okay to be like MITT ROMNEY. He is successful, rich, and full of SH..T. His jokes SUCKED!

A person WORD was his contract. When you LIED the contract was broken. TRUST and RESPECT went out the door. The power you sought went down the SHAFT. Anyone who TRUSTED a LIAR got the SHAFT. If you were tagged as a LIAR you were excluded. LIARS carried the largest I.O.Us. The payments were never-ending. The layaway fees continued to accumulate an eventually LIARS got laid away. People in my community detested LIARS and SNITCHES. They would sell you out and change their tune at the drop of a dime. A LIAR would get you killed and no one would ever know the TRUTH or cause of death.

MITT ROMNEY has faked being a SOUTHERNER eating his CHEESY GRITS. MITT has learned how to say Y’ALL when he shops at SAX FIFTH AVENUE. He loved him some DAVEY, DAVEY, CROCKET and he can’t wait to become LATINO in the 47% video. He has never chosen to be AFRICAN AMERICAN. MITT lost out on our votes. Go ahead MITT and insult our race for not wanting to be a BLACK MAN. I wonder what DENNIS ROTHMAN, “THE WORM” would say about that. “The WORM” would probably be mad as hell because MITT refused to dye his hair green and where fishnet pantyhose. I would love to see him in a debate with RASHEED ABDUL WALLACE. It will never work. I can hear RASHEED saying, “CANDY you better get MITT and say it NOW or this debate will be off the air in an SEC.” I’m glad Mitt isn’t a referee.

What do I know? I live in the STATE of Missouri. TODD AKIN has failed to take his annual PAP SMEAR. He doesn’t know if he has an STD or if he’s infected with HIV. If TODD AKIN ever gets FORCIBLY RAPED he will never need to worry about getting pregnant. TODD is packing C4 in his VAGINA. SUPER PAC TIME! Tell the doctors to watch it when they do his unwanted BOB “VAGINA PROBE” MCDONNELL exam. PETER KINDER, Lieutenant Governor, want to BLAME the DEMOCRATS for taking him out of the BOX. PETER allegedly use his vaseline for sliding up and down a pole with a stripper. ROY BLUNT, Senator from Missouri, would deny WOMEN the right of Contraceptives in the workforce through insurance providers. Yes, the BLUNT AMENDMENT was just too BLUNT. Next door we have SAM BROWNBACK, Governor of Kansas who is the constant TRICK or TREAT and major horror for this state. BROWNBACK changed KANSAS into a SLAVE STATE. Let’s not forget KRIS KOBACH who is the SECRETARY of STATE of KANSAS. MITT ROMNEY’S “PAPER PLEASE” GO TO GUY is the creator of “YOU LOOK LIKE an ILLEGAL ALIEN to ME.” SCOTT BROWN and KRIS KOBACH have a lot in common. ATTORNEY GENERAL DERRICK SMITH wanted to take our PRESIDENT name off the ballot in KANSAS. The PRESIDENT failed to send in his ABSENTEE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. KNOW YOUR DAWGS and YOUR NEIGHBORS DAWGS TOO. KEEP FROM GETTING BIT. This will happen if you VOTE FOR MITT.

I don’t know what part of the MIDWEST GRETCHEN CARLSON of FOX NEWS live in but it sho ain’t family friendly here. MITT ROMNEY has already rolled through this TOWN and gave GS STEELE a complete ROTOR ROOTER. BAIN CAPITOL is snaking its way to SHREVEPORT ILLINOIS to finish the gutting job. MODERATE MITT only wants to become the PRESIDENT so he can give our NATION a giant ENEMA. This is MITT strategy for fixing the economy. The 47% understand MITT’S COLONOSCOPY ECONOMICS and LOW CANDLELIGHT DOUCHE. MITT will turn the NATION into MISSOURI. This playground sandbox degrades people for pure recreation. I LIVE IT!

CODE O it’s okay if you can’t swing out your MIDDLE NAME. MITT doesn’t like the name WILLARD because it relates to the 1971 movie. Where your NIGHTMARES END and WILLARD BEGINS! MR. SOCIAL MISFIT himself MR “WILLARD” MITT ROMNEY who is the leader of the GOP, CONGRESS, REPUBLICANS and TEA PARTY. They are the REAL RAT PACKS and SAMMY DAVIS JR. is HOT ABOUT IT. WILLARD kept his large mansion because now he can afford it. Only this TIME he lives in his mansion with CRUELLA DE VIL along with her 5 sons who are MISSIONARIES on a MISSION to stay the HELL out of the WAR. This one is for you LAWRENCE O’DONNELL. BRING IT! LAWRENCE O’DONNELL BROUGHT IT!

I know CODE O you can bring the PEOPLE and the NATION FORWARD. PEOPLE have to PAY ATTENTION. I am an AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALE, one of the 47% who has NEVER been demeaned by our COMMANDER IN CHIEF. I am a WOMEN missing a lot of body parts with PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS and a cancer survivor. YOU have NEVER made me feel less than a WOMEN but always uplifted and supported WOMEN’S RIGHTS. I feel I am a WHOLE PERSON. As PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES, you have brought to the table a seven-course meal giving your FAIR SHARE. You are a COMPREHENSIVE HEALTH CARE PACKAGE lifting the spirits of WOMEN. CODE O, you have open the door for equal pay. You have open the lines of communication and delivered a powerful message. You have made it clear that it will take TIME, it will be hard but we are ready to move this NATION forward. If you having trouble with your job or even if you are out of a job MOVE FORWARD. There are EMPLOYERS that will give their fair share but whatever happens one has to move FORWARD and become BETTER, NOT BITTER. At the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION, JIM SINEGAL gave me hope. There were many stories at the DNC 2012 that help start the healing process. CODE O, in the lives of the 47% and many Americans across this NATION you are our UNIVERSAL DONOR. Your BLOOD flows through our veins and into our hearts. It is TIME for us to give our FAIR SHARE. I will not BOO. I will VOTE. WE THE PEOPLE GOT YOUR BACK.

Sinister Of Defense

by Linda Ballard

You thought the boss was ASLEEP.
The PRESIDENT’S thoughts were SACRED and DEEP.
He stole MITT with a KNEE PAD CREEP
Who is the one that WHINE and WEEPS?

It would be hard to keep up the pace?
Pay ATTENTION! Focus on the PRESIDENT’S FACE.
MITT’S LIES was all over the PLACE.
BIG EDDIE, it will not help Mitt win the RACE.

Here you face off with a CLOWN.
It is TIME for ROMNEY to go DOWN.
When MITT starts LYING, who’s safe and SOUND.
The PRESIDENT ROCK IT and the VIDEO was PROFOUND.

The Media did their normal REBOOT.
MITT was FACT CHECKED into hell without the TRUTH.
Whenever MITT LIES he should lose every TOOTH.
Once again MITT has demonstrated he is UNCANNY and UNCOUTH.

AXELROD or CUTTER this was a brilliant PLAN.
The Media went berserk and did not UNDERSTAND.
PRESIDENT OBAMA wrapped a noose right around the MAN.
Hung by his LIES, MITT killed his only FAN.

You sat in your IVORY TOWER.
Stay focus and don’t waste your MEDIA POWER.
Wake up and take a TRUTH SHOWER.
We got down to the last and final HOURS.

MITT ROMNEY represents all the ZEROES.
MITT cannot bond with any NEGROES.
The Newspapers made him out to be a HERO
DIVERSITY and PROGRESSIVENESS is not the STATUS QUO.

MITT dines on LOBSTER and SHRIMP.
Who’s the SOCIAL SECURITY VOUCHER PIMP?
He used BUSH 5 point plan. How LIMP?
MITT ROMNEY is running for SUPER WIMP.

EZRA KLINE produced some pretty darn good FACTS.
CHRIS HAYES knows MITT ROMNEY is really WACKED.
RACHEL MADDOW! Was MITT trumped-up on CRACK?
He reminded me of RICK PERRY from front to BACK.

58 million people watch the DEBATES.
We should be concern about MITT ROMNEY’S HATE.
Everyone VOTE not to seal their own FATE.
It is TIME to OUST this CANDIDATE.

Did PRESIDENT OBAMA TRUTHFULLY LOSE?
He stated he would let the people CHOOSE.
A rush to judgment some failed to refuse.
He has taken great risks and paid his DUES.

None of what happened made any SENSE.
We live it and we are the 47%.
MITT’S candlelight dinner has already CONVINCED.
The POOR, the MIDDLE CLASS, and the SINISTER OF DEFENSE.

Dedicated to the 47%: Whenever you feel there is a loss, check again through the eyes of objectivity. Looking through the lens you will realize you have gained knowledge, strength, appreciation, and respect for the ones you thought had failed you. NLD Mom/cancer survivor.

Here’s The Deal Bill

by Linda Ballard

The story has been released. I have no intention of taking any of my words back. Too late! Do you know how hard it is to move FORWARD especially if you feel like you have been screwed over? What is with the NO APOLOGY THINGY? If I’m wrong I’m wrong. Sure we all have to work through our hurt, pain, and anger. I hate setbacks but it doesn’t mean I’m ready to play bowling for dollars with the many years of our friendship. No matter what you did in your life if your wife could move on I could move on too. What troubled me was many people in my neighborhood related to you as a BLACK MAN. Just ask SCOTT BROWN. He said, “He could look at you and tell.” SCOTT BROWN was the one who came to our neighborhood and rubbed it in our faces. He knew you were a BLACK MAN when you went on ARSENIO HALL show in 1992 and play the saxophone. SCOTT BROWN probably thinks this validated your BLACKNESS. SCOTT BROWN got some kind of LEGACY. GEEZ LOUISE!

NEWT GINGRICH steps out in front and tried to talk about you. Here’s The Deal Bill. How could the pot call the kettle WHITE when you are a BLACK MAN? SCOTT BROWN got upset because he is sticking to his guns on your BLACKNESS, BILL. NEWT might as well buckle up, put on his helmet, push the pedal to the metal, and drive straight into hell. NEWT GINGRICH gets the award for being the MOST INSENSITIVE HUSBAND, CHEATER, a FAKE CRY BABY, and PLAYER for many years.

Bill, you taught us a wonderful lesson at the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012. You made it clear you are not a HATER but a MOTIVATOR. No matter what your grievances were with NEWT, CONGRESS, and the REPUBLICANS you did not have TIME to be a PROCRASTINATOR. You reach across the isles and compromise to move this nation forward. We now know who are the TERMINATORS. It is hard to believe the REPUBLICANS and CONGRESS would be so blatant to put their feelings of HATRED and RACISM before WE THE PEOPLE and our NATION.

There were many TIMES you took the heat for me. You were absolutely right. I do say some crazy things and I write crazy too. Bill, you just have such a way with words. My words are more like a GINSU BLADE. Your words are more like the NICER DICER. People always wanted to remain your friend no matter what you said or did to them. People would run a butt-naked mile if they thought I would be anywhere in the neighborhood. Don’t let me go to a family reunion, it is on. I don’t know how to spin the words or what they call paraphrase to let a person down easy. For me, it is going to the hoop, slam dunk, and all net. Your face will end up like the backboard, CRACKED. I got some messed up social skills also. I’m not into the HATE but I do love me some TRUTH TELLING. The TRUTH is TOUGH on the heart and the nervous system. Once you know the TRUTH is going to be told, you get nervous as hell, and the heart can give out.

Bill, you always stood by me no matter what came out of my hot off the press mouth or rolled off my lava lips. What did you do to make people always want to hang out with you? It was like your tongue was basted in SAFFLOWER OIL and you had the good monounsaturated fats (MUFU). For some reason, you could explain your way out of a shoe that was laced wrong. Your mother should have named you HOUDINI after the explanation of ARE YOU BETTER OFF NOW THAN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS AGO. POOF! That questioned disappeared. The way I see it you are the POLANA. Straight up fruit and good to boot. I dove thee MINISTER OF EXPLANATIONS. Do you think you could help MITT out?

My tongue was basted in LARD the lower scale of the MUFU’S. My conversation would eventually give someone a heart attack. I want to explain why people can’t tie their shoes, ride a bike, hang up their clothes, fall out of a chair, appear unorganized, have social blunders/gaffes, and ROCKIN’ THE LIST. I want to make it clear why people are not WRAPPED TIGHT. I am the JELLY. I dove myself, SINISTER OF DEFENSE.

When you put a turkey in the oven and you wrap it in aluminum foil some people are stingy with the foil. These are people who are cheap and stingy with their lives. There are others who fail to overlap the aluminum foil, fail to make corrections, and check back on the turkey. These are people who are careless and throughout their lives, they will make many mistakes for not checking or doing their homework. Either way, if the turkey is not WRAPPED TIGHT you will know when that turkey lands on your plate it will be dry as hell. NO JUICES flow through THE TURKEY. The same thing happens in the brain. When you are not WRAPPED TIGHT NO JUICES flow through THE BRAIN. Something is not flowing properly. Treat the turkey like it is your brain. Remember to baste it, check on the turkey, don’t set it and forget it. If you do you will end up like the turkey, NOT WRAP TIGHT and NO JUICES FLOWING THROUGH THE BRAIN. We have seen a lot of people who we call TURKEY. Now you know why.

This is the very reason why ANNE ROMNEY is worried about MITT’S MENTAL HEALTH. ANNE is not along on this one. I think all of the people voting especially the 47% is REALLY worried about MITT ROMNEY’S MENTAL HEALTH. Girlfriend we got you covered. You just tell us what psychiatric ward you want MITT to be placed in and I’m sure any and everyone will be willing to help you out.

Here is The Deal Bill. Please go back and review the tapes. ANNE ROMNEY is MITT’S GRAND GUARDIAN. She always refers to MITT as her BOY. Look closely at her body language. She displays the over-protectiveness of a MOTHER and not a wife. There is a big difference between being INDEPENDENT, CO-DEPENDENT, and INTERDEPENDENT. ANNE ROMNEY protects MITT. ANNE ROMNEY has come forward with her DUCTAL CARCINOMA INSITU BREAST CANCER, the loss of a child, and her MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. This is to keep the media focused on what ANNE ROMNEY has in order to shift the MEDICAL or PSYCHOLOGICAL attention away from MITT ROMNEY. Too late! MITT’S behavior has manifested itself. What does MITT have that ANNE is trying to protect which has now become obvious to all? ANNE ROMNEY will not go outside of the script nor answer the questions of others. MITT is rehearsed and scripted because he will get off task and all hell will break loose. The existence of MITT and ANNE ROMNEY relationship is one of CO-DEPENDENCY. The risks outweigh the benefits. The RISKS are RISKS. The foil is off the turkey and this BROTHER isn’t WRAPPED TIGHT.

Go back and look at the tapes with MICHELLE OBAMA. Big Difference! You never heard her refer to the PRESIDENT as a boy. MICHELLE OBAMA is very INDEPENDENT. She is a TEAM PLAYER.
In the relationship with her husband, the rewards definitely outweigh the cost. She is very motherly to her children. She is very WIFEY to the PRESIDENT and she can hold and burn her own candle. MICHELLE OBAMA is a WOMAN who is very humble and can stand on her own two feet.

Whatever happen to loyalty? LOYALTY is on the toilet playing dominos with the TIDY BOWL MAN. HONOR is like the buffalo, EXTINCT. I know you wondering about the LOYALTY statement. I can’t tell you what it means. MITT could tell you because this is what gets him in so much trouble all the TIME. He said dumb MITT. The debates are knocking at the door. MITT has to show us what he got or what he has not. Will it make a bit of difference when he has shown the world how he disapproves of the people he claims to want to govern and be their PRESIDENT? PRACTICE will not make it perfect nor will it correct what has been said or done.

This is the REAL DEAL BILL. Are we squared away now BILL?

Going In For The Kill With Social Skills

by Linda Ballard

Thank you, DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012 for visiting THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART. Parents across the nation can dial I-800-EMOTIONS to review this outstanding video. It will make you laugh, cry, sing, and shout. You will jump out your seats and cheer. You will be overcome by waves of EMOTIONS. Through it all, it will help you develop the CENTER CORE of one’s heart. It will take you down the path of HUMANITY. There is nothing fake about this CONVENTION and the people at the CONVENTION is the REAL DEAL. Your service representatives for today is HOPE, CHANGE, DIVERSITY, and CHOICE. The CEO Is BELIEVE and the FOUNDER of this company is INCLUSION. Our service representatives are here to POINT OUT and INTERPRET any feelings that you may be unfamiliar with. Our company has been in the business for EONS. We have managed to stay in business by moving FORWARD and never leaving WE the PEOPLE and OUR NATION with the fear of YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. Our motto is WE ARE STANDING STRONG and by KEEPING the FAITH WE CANNOT GO WRONG.

On the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART children/adults with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level intelligence learning styles struggle with the abstraction of our English language. The expressive/receptive language or what is said and how it is received is the determining factor of whether or not we will HATE ON a person. NO GLAMOUR LANGUAGE, SOCIAL INCOMPETENCY DISORDERS, SEMANTIC/PRAGMATIC DISORDERS along with FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE is the math that doesn’t add up. Geometry is a good example when you need to use your imagination or your creative ability to solve the problem. A trip to the RNC demonstrated no imagination and the REPUBLICANS inability for creativeness. If by any chance you visit the REPUBLICANS NATIONAL CONVENTION it will give you an in-depth look at individuals with INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS who struggle with communication skills, logic, reasoning, common sense and just being realistic. Throughout this CONVENTION it will also demonstrate many examples of people who are very skilled at making poor decisions, not getting the message, and lack of organizational skills. Pull up a chair. It is okay to talk to a chair when someone is sitting in it.

The REPUBLICANS are the WALL STREETERS of FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE. Yes, they have the stock market cornered. They are the overachievers in the areas of sarcasm, multiple meanings, implied meanings, and hyperboles. The REPUBLICANS took the E off EXAGGERATION. Yes, they dibble and dabble in colorful language but they lacked the INCLUSION of PEOPLE of COLOR in their PARTY and at the CONVENTION. REPUBLICANS special knowledge in the use of oxymoron put them at GOAL MEDAL status. These MORONS got it under lock and key and now it is their LEGACY. It has something to do with the 47% SYNDROME. This is a new syndrome being evaluated by the PRESIDENT and the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION. Our government needs to have a concentrated VETTING PROCESS for government officials especially the ones who are CANDIDATES for the PRESIDENCY. There were many CANDIDATES whose elevators did not go to the top. Their elevators did not have a START BUTTON. The RNC 2012 really rocked it and gave a new definition to lack of EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS. The RNC 2012 was JACKED UP, in a DISARRAY, and was totally COLORLESS in more ways than one. Even CHRIS CHRISTIE complain. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!

In viewing this tape you will understand the “I” NUCLEUS FACTOR portrayed by CHRIS CHRISTIE and many others who talked about themselves. CHRIS did an exceptional job of being himself and everything being center-around CHRIS CHRISTIE. On the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART please do not get this confused with the UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR of an individual having a cumbersome dialogue about himself. We tend to label NEUROLOGICAL BEHAVIORS as annoying or “attention-getting,” rude, and threatening. The close resemblance, Hey! Woo! Ah! Is this not a thin line between love and hate? Makes you wonder who really is on what side of the chart.

The new reference guild to TRUE HEARTS FORWARD by the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012 can be located on the web, in blogs, and has now been released. The speakers dug deep into their inner soul to reveal their pain and how they manage to survive. This CONVENTION put the U in UNITY. It put the H in HOMIE. It brought people from all over the world to share and reflect on “WHAT TYPE OF NATION DO THE PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE IN GOING FORWARD?” This is a powerful teaching tool for children/adults who are diagnosed with Asperger, AUTISM, PERVASIVE DEVELOPMENTAL DELAYS, and NONVERBAL LEARNING DISABILITY and any other exceptionality. This dynamic SELF HELP video can be used by anyone. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Make sure you take this video with you next SOUL SEARCHING PILGRIMAGE. We guarantee you will step into the light and become a REAL HUMAN BEING. Within 90 days if this SELF HELP VIDEO did not break into the core of your heart and yank those deep-rooted emotions out, your A..S just can’t be HELPED. You will not be refunded. We will send you back to the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012. Here you will be evaluated for the 47% SYNDROME. You will remain with the CANDIDATE’S CREW until further LOCKUP notice.

Recently the CANDIDATE, not the PRESIDENT revealed how his ATYPICAL SOCIAL BRAIN works. The CANDIDATE has struggled with not being able to give examples. His NO GLAMOUR and FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE got him in big trouble in his last AMBER CANDLELIGHT VIDEO. TEDDY PENDERGRASS was not in this video singing TURN OFF THE LIGHTS but the CANDIDATE did CLOSE THE DOOR on the 47%. The EMOTION was not invited to sing one of their famous hits from the 60s. It was the CANDIDATE EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS that has sent him down BLIND ALLEY. How is it possible for the CANDIDATE to become the PRESIDENT when he cannot separate himself from his own conflicting thoughts? Has the CANDIDATE demonstrated the ability to determine what is good or bad, better, best, or worse? Can the CANDIDATE work toward a defined goal? Is the CANDIDATE able to recognize what is similar or different? Does the CANDIDATE work on current activities or is he stuck in the past? Will this CANDIDATE be able to look ahead to the future? Can this CANDIDATE predict the outcome of his behavior/actions? Has this CANDIDATE demonstrated impulsive behaviors that he could not suppress which has led to the lack of SOCIAL CONTROL and UNACCEPTABLE SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES? WOW! This is an EXECUTIVE with an EXECUTIVE FUNCTION DISORDER. Hey, I’M JUST ASKING.  Stated by the  VICE PRESIDENT CANDIDATE, the CANDIDATE cannot articulate what he needs to say. Has the CANDIDATE looked into a functional language program that can help him with his severe delays in expressive language?

The PRESIDENT expresses himself extremely well and eloquently. The PRESIDENT hasn’t displayed any outburst of negative behavior. The TOC is working with the TICK on the PRESIDENT’S CLOCK. This BROTHER here, ROCKS! The PRESIDENT gets the message. THE PRESIDENT understands the main idea and not only that he gets the WHOLE PICTURE. The PRESIDENT reasoning and problem-solving skills are off the chain. AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS BROTHER’S BRAIN. The PRESIDENT LISTENS and COMPREHENDS what is said and what is heard. Does the CANDIDATE LISTEN? Can the CANDIDATE COMPREHEND?

If the CANDIDATE cannot control or regulate his behavior on a daily basis don’t fret our PRESIDENT can. If the CANDIDATE cannot initiate, plan, solve problems, set goals, and prioritize, our PRESIDENT can. If things get out of whack and the order of operation is not operating in order our PRESIDENT will and can jump in to seal and close the gap. I know darn well the CANDIDATE cannot work it out. Our PRESIDENT can. YES, HE CAN CAN and still move FORWARD. You just have to POINT IT OUT.

Here’s my special SHOUT OUT to DAVID CORN for the candlelight 47% video. I cannot THANK YOU ENOUGH! Outside these wall of an existing condition is the perfect match for INSIDE THESE WALLS__EXISTING CONDITIONS.

82 Days And Counting And Counting

by Linda Ballard

You thought you played me but I knew all along. We could have been a great team but you took your FAIRY HELL love too far. DESPICABLE ME and NOT CREDITABLE YOU could have really caused major havoc on the MEDICARE/MEDICAID SYSTEM, and TAX CUTS for the RICH.

You raised your ugly head when it came to women policies. You blew your cover. You forgot I am a woman. We can make our own decision. No one should control what is rightfully ours, not you or the government.

When was the last TIME you had a menstrual cycle, baby, endometriosis, or ovarian cancer? How dare you stand there and look at me as though I’m nothing. You’re not going to talk MITT to me. I run this show. You know how I found out.

LAWRENCE O’DONNELL contacted me and he had the LAST WORD. I can’t believe you are walking around with an iPhone and LAWRENCE could reach me on the WEEGIE BOARD. All these years and you still haven’t learned to communicate your FAILED POLICY. What’s the matter?

Your 4G NETWORK is just too much for someone who is stuck in the past and have no progressive ideas. I see PRESIDENT OBAMA FIBER OPTIC CONNECTION is coming in loud and clear.

It gets better. JOHNNY CARSON comes busting through the door with, “HERE’S JOHNNY!” It pushed me over the edge. I felt as if I was in the SHINING PART III. MITCH McCONNELL was playing the leading role without his wife. Such hypocrisy!

MITCH MCCONNELL wife, ELAINE CHAO, is CHINESE AMERICAN. Yet he has such HATRED for PRESIDENT OBAMA. It just doesn’t add up. Until I discovered you found out I was RUSSIAN and ATHEIST. I could no longer be your mistress and run around in the night without DIVERSITY in my life.

Go ahead and see how far you make it in your all WHITE WORLD and your VULTURE CAPITALIST CREW.

Do you know who I am? I’m AYN RAND. I hate wars and RONALD REAGAN made me feel more DESPICABLE. I would cast my vote for OBAMA. There’s a man with great PURPOSE. On the other hand, the PRESIDENT is ROCKIN’ THE FAMILY and this is where we would butt heads.

Well, you can’t have everything. With you I HAVE NOTHING! I feel as though I’m singing WHITNEY HOUSTON song. No disrespect to WHITNEY. I could have RENTED a man better than you and got my money worth out of the deal.

You are nothing but CANDIED COATED POPCORN, PEANUTS WITHOUT the SURPRISE. That is what you get out of PAUL RYAN JACK. NO APOLOGIES! You tell your CREW to STOP LYING ON THE PRESIDENT and THE BIG D. THE PRESIDENT and THE BIG D will NOT STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ON YOU.

AYN RAND has SPOKEN.

83 Days And Counting and Counting

by Linda Ballard

Look who will be running the WHITE HOUSE. It won’t be MITT ROMNEY. Once again he has jump behind his wife panties. ANNE ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA DE VILLE, has made it clear it will be no more taxes released.

WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just want to inform ANNE ROMNEY we sincerely hope she find out what is in her BLIND TRUST. I have never recalled FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA, talking about a BLIND TRUST.

Just a friendly reminder to let ANNE ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA DE VILLE know the AMERICAN people are not BLIND. Do you know anyone with a BLIND TRUST? IMAGINE having so much money in a BLIND TRUST even ANNE ROMNEY is excited on how much the GOLDEN GOOSE has laid in this account.

I can’t imagine sitting down at the table with this lady. Once she form her lips to say, “YOU PEOPLE” it will not be the SOFTER SIDE OF SEARS. Can you imagine bringing along one of your grandchildren to get an autograph. ANNE ROMNEY whips out a stamper for her signature.

Who wants a FIRST LADY who doesn’t operate in our TIME ZONE but in EASTERN STANDARD MEGA DOLLAR WHITE TIME. Ain’t no way this lady raised her own kids.

MOMMY DEAREST with her comet can have informed the AMERICAN PEOPLE she is the CLEAN UP WOMAN and she doesn’t have to answer to the LITTLE DIRTY PEOPLE. Oh Lord! The grandchild has just ask can she ride on the pretty horsey. ANNE ROMNEY faints.

MITT ROMNEY RIPPER and PAUL RYAN RIPPER has open the door to their FAILED EDWARD SCISSORHANDS POLICY on MEDICARE. I guess PAUL RYAN doesn’t plan on getting old. His medicare package consist of milk baths, facials, and nip tucks. PAUL RYAN doesn’t plan on ever being on the cover of AARP MAGAZINE.

He will be on the IVORY GQ MAGAZINE showing off his BABY BACK RIB SIX PACK. PAUL RYAN has to come away from his AYN RAND story book, get potty train, graduate out of his PAMPERS and learn to put on his ATTENDS. In the words of TONI BRAXTON, PAUL RYAN has to JUST BE A MAN ABOUT IT.

It is TIME for PAUL RYAN the RIPPER to come out the REPUBLICAN’S WOMB and realize he is not as SMART or as INTELLIGENT as they make him out to be. He is front and center stage. COOL and the ELDERLY GANG will be kicking his A..S on the campaign trail.

I hope PAUL RYAN will be smart enough not to have any of the AARP candidates haul off to jail. GRANDMA will be mad to have the next of kin to post bail because she can’t afford it.

MITT ROMNEY’S UMBILICAL CORD has snapped. The world can see clearly MITT ROMNEY has no true IDENTITY. He will always be dependent upon holding his wife P&P STRINGS (PURSE and PANTY STRINGS). He has to run and get CHRIS CHRISTIE to blow out his HOT AIR because he has none.

PAUL RYAN, the KOCH BROTHERS, MITCH McCONNELL, REPUBLICANS, CONGRESS, TEA PARTY and COUNTING and COUNTING along with the CLEAN UP WOMEN will have a trail of LIES to cover up.

ON the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART we all have our strengths and weakness. On any scale one person is no more or no less than the next man regardless of the money you make or the position you take.

BOTTOM LINE: Who needs a PRESIDENT or VICE PRESIDENT in office who are so ARROGANT and BOLD they have NO RESPECT FOR THE OLD. DONE! MOVE FORWARD. We are COUNTING and COUNTING the days of a SECOND CHANCE for OBAMA and BIDEN. This is the TEAM with POWER, PASSION, and PURPOSE. SHO NUFF!

84 Days And Counting And Counting

by Linda Ballard

Follow me down the pipeline. Never mind. We will take a different path because JOHN BOEHNER and the REPUBLICANS tried to make a profit off the KEYSTONE PIPELINE. They are the MONEY DOGS who just don’t care for the welfare of the PEOPLE and our NATION.

I think the AT&T route would be much better. Are you getting a clear reception? Of course, we are now up to speed working it with a 4G network. There is a lot of information out there. There is so much more space.

AT&T PLAN is the strongest survival technique for those who are HUMANE.

A=ACCEPTANCE and the REPUBLICANS, CONGRESS, especially Mitch McConnell has never ACCEPTED the PRESIDENT nor his POLICY. T=TRUST which WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION do not TRUST CONGRESS and the REPUBLICANS to put the welfare of the PEOPLE first.

T=TRUTH has not been demonstrated by REPUBLICANS, CONGRESS, and by MITT ROMNEY who can never seem to tell the TRUTH. These brothers are not concerned about HUMANITY but MONEY does rank as the No. 1 PRIORITY.

I tell you what, today we will strip away the titles. NO REPUBLICANS and NO DEMOCRATS to deal with. Now we are down to just the MAN. 84 DAYS AND COUNTING AND COUNTING and there are many lives on the line with MUCHO PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.

We’re standing on a cliff. Do we jump? NO! OBAMACARE! JOHNTHAN ALTER I want to take you back to the poem REST PEACEFUL MY NUBIAN QUEEN in the APRIL 2011 archive. My girlfriend didn’t jump either. She didn’t live in Massachusetts.

There was nothing on the table to REPEAL. DEATH was her only OPTION. You called that a CHOICE.

The air was brisk and it had begun to rain. The rain was slanted, cold, and piercing. The next thing I remembered I was muddy and the tips of my hands were bloody. One of the pallbearers was trying to wipe the mud away from my eyes and someone was trying to hold my hands.

In the moment of pain and grief, I do recall screaming out. “When will this end?” “Is there anyone out there to help us?” “Lord Jesus, for the GRACE of GOD THERE GO can’t believe you’re gone but you will never be forgotten.”

I will move FORWARD. She couldn’t afford the insurance and it was hard for her to keep up with the payments. As a matter of fact, she took on a second job just for more insurance coverage.

JOHNATHAN ALTER, I just wanted to let you know many of my crew and others have taken that dance with DOCTOR DEATH, THE REPEAL CREW. I just found out we were in the wrong location. WOW!

ED SCHULTZ you know what it is like when everything stops and you are COUNTING and COUNTING for that ray of hope. The doctors enter the room and you don’t care what it cost, spare no expense. Thank GOD you are covered. $8,000 are you kidding me!

I think that is the cost of an aspirin, bedpan (without the PEE), and the VERSACE gown that shows your A..S.

There are so many of us who are worried. We don’t want to be a burden on our family or the next of kin. It became unbearable and the ones who had PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS no longer EXIST. Thank GOD! The ray of hope has now changed into a RAINBOW for INCLUSION of HEALTH CARE.

OBAMACARE will lift the burden and will help diminish the loss of lives. More people will see their doctor for preventative maintenance. It will bring peace to those who are diagnosed as a terminal to live out their quality of life without being a medical burden.

Has anyone taken any statistics on the people who died without DIGNITY?

There are 2 MEN and COUNTING and COUNTING who believed in a PLAN not just for one STATE but for the NATION. There are 2 MEN and COUNTING and COUNTING who took the risk for the PEOPLE and the NATION. These 2 men have their own IDENTITY yet they compliment each other very well.

They are not looking to discover themselves in each other. They are not trying to hide any TAXES. These 2 men have their own ideas yet they are willing to compromise and bring others into their circle to get the best result (EBONY and IVORY=DIVERSITY). SHO-NUFF!

These 2 men have moved this nation FORWARD, manage to adapt to many changes and resolve many of the problems in our economy. We still have a long way to go.

These 2 men and COUNTING and COUNTING have remained and held steadfast to their AT&T PLAN. These 2 men have gained the ACCEPTANCE and TRUST of the WOMEN, LBGT COMMUNITY, LATINOS, AFRICAN AMERICANS, the POOR and MIDDLE-CLASS VOTERS. The TRUTH rides on the side of TEAM OBAMA and BIDEN.

They are working the 4G NETWORK. Their FIBER OPTIC COMMUNICATION is very CLEAR.

The other 2 men and COUNTING AND COUNTING are trying to discover themselves. 1 man is the remix of the other man because he has NO IDENTITY. He is the SURROGATE. He has just entered THE TWILIGHT ZONE. CURIOSITY is stunned by this mans LIES.

The other man is the NEW and IMPROVED Cocky-locky of the SURROGATE who is actually looked upon as the REAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE. They do not compliment each other. These 2 MEN took risk but it was to hide TAXES and their WEALTH (WHITEY and TIGHTY=NO DIVERSITY)

The risk these 2 men will take is not for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION. The risk these 2 men are taking is for HIGH DOLLAR WHITE VOTES and everyone else is EXCLUDED. These 2 men ideas are from the FAILED BUSH ADMINISTRATION, BARRY GOLDWATER, and from AYN RAND.

These ideas aren’t original nor creative. Now the 1 man has to be stuck to the other man’s FAILED POLICY like GORILLA GLUE. The 2 men together just don’t add up. The 1 man did not believe in his own health care plan and he threw it away.

Why should the PEOPLE and THE NATION believe in him? He doesn’t believe in himself. This man never denounces any bad policy or bad people. WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION has gotten a first-hand glimpse of how these 2 men will run the government.

It starts with Cocky-locky saying he will not reveal his TAXES. Will he stick to the policies? We are NOT RICH. So our vote doesn’t count. Well, Cocky-locky many of my crew and others have died for what you 2 men are trying to repeal. IGNORANCE and ARROGANCE!

The cuts these 2 men will make will cuts health care, education, women rights, the air we breathe. You will get the opportunity to dance with DOCTOR DEATH if you call this an OPPORTUNITY.

These 2 men signal has been dropped and they have a FAILED COMMUNICATION NETWORK. ROMNEY and RYAN is not a TEAM.

They have not moved FORWARD. They have not change the copper wiring in their NETWORK. You say they have GUTS. These 2 men will GUT your lifestyle and GUT your LIFE leaving WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION GUTLESS. THE NEW NEW DEAL meet the brothers of the INFAMOUS JACK THE RIPPER.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN coming to the stage life and shaking down the 3R–ROMNEY and RYAN RIPPER.

84 DAYS AND COUNTING AND COUNTING who would you want to spend your quality of life with? Even if you did not get the opportunity to make it, you would want something in place for your children, grandchildren, grandparents, and our future generation.

It is TIME for OUR NUBIAN QUEEN to not only REST IN PEACE but to be at PEACE. My screams and cries have been answered. It is called OBAMACARE, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE PLAN.

OH NO! PROGRESSIVENESS as a CANCER! MEAN BABIES.

DEDICATED: To the ones who have gone before me and paid the price with their lives and could not AFFORD TO LIVE. This is the ROMNEY AND RYAN RIPPER PLAN. DANCING WITH DOCTOR DEATH!

On With The Cheer

by Linda Ballard

You are pressing the skirt today. Who came up with this idea cheerleaders should wear pleated skirts? I don’t know but they sure in the hell wasn’t thinking about us. Who said we are cheerleaders? We need APPLE BOTTOMS’ GEAR. No, we need to go somewhere and sit our tired BOTTOMS down.

These skirts are like cheering in a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They brought the skinny jeans back into style. It doesn’t matter your butt has never been skinny. Girl, you need a crowbar and some 10W-D40 to get into those jeans. Mae Rita looks like a giant rubber band.

Sho-nuff and this 18-hour girdle I’m playing have only 2 hours left so this better be a quick cheer. Look at Bobbi Jean. She doesn’t have one pleat in the back of her skirt. Look how it dips to the front.

Bobbi Jean has parted the Red Sea and not a pleat is left standing. WHEW! Bobbi Jean got MOSES beat on this one. I want you ladies to know this was inherited from my Aunt Shirley Calhoun. She had one of those old TIME CHIFFEROBE SHELF.

Sister Calhoun was packing a wardrobe closet. She was “DOING DA BUTT.” EU put it out there in “SPIKE LEE’S SCHOOL DAZE.” She could swing her two holsters around and it would be damage control for those who did not give it up for the church.

Yes LAWD! Her swivel hips and her MAYTAG TUMBLER got the job done. For all my NLDERS who cannot follow this script, Sister Calhoun had the ASS–SETS. BOTTOM LINE: GOD had blessed Sister Calhoun with the MAXIMUM amount of BOOTY. AMEN!

If she was alive today PRESIDENT OBAMA campaign contribution would be nothing to talk about. Nancy Pelosi would not have to lift a finger or raise a hand to ask the BIG D for any money for a campaign contribution. I could see Sister Calhoun putting a hurting on the BIG D.

Remember how on the 3rd Sunday of the month the church would take up a special contribution for the Week and Weary. She was the fundraising queen. Yeah, Sister Calhoun could throw down. Whenever MACEDONIA BAPTIST CHURCH had their late night revivals you could smell the food for miles.

People would come from all over to buy her strawberry rhubarb pies and that wonderful mixture of her mustard, spinach, and turnip greens. She stepped on the cornbread. Every person I have known who tasted Sister Calhoun cornbread never ask for any desserts.

Laurasteen and the twins’ daddy, Frank Ezell, told Sister Calhoun he wasn’t contributing after he had eaten one of the pies. Reverend Whiteside told Mr. Ezell this would be a wonderful opportunity to show the congregation how God had healed his spirit.

Sister Calhoun turned to the pastor and said, “Don’t worry pastor I’m grateful GOD healed FRANKY’S spirit now GOD can heal FRANKY’S wounds.” She reached for her Bible and turn the pages to ECCLESIASTIC–Chapter 3. You know the REPUBLICANS don’t like CHANGE.

To everything, there is a season, and a TIME to every purpose under the heaven: NEGRO you ate my pie you better hope this ain’t your TIME to die. Mr. EZELL went flying across the room. It was Mr. Ezell TIME to weep. It was the congregation TIME to laugh. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

I can say after that day in the church Mr. Ezell did mine his manners. He gave to the church faithfully. He wore that cast around his neck for almost a year. It wasn’t anything wrong with Mr. Ezell neck. I asked the twins Arlean and Darlean.

They pointed out their father had suffered great embarrassment because he was supposed to be MR. TOUGH GUY around town. He didn’t want the Heavenly Angel to find out GOD had healed his wounds. He did not want a rematch with Sister Calhoun’s left hook.

Bobbi Jean, did you ever think that your Aunt used her size to intimidate people? Sure she did but it was a big coverup. Sister Calhoun, an Auntie, was a gentle bear who always struggled with her weight because she suffered from an iodine deficiency causing hypothyroidism.

It caused her to gain weight and retain fluids. Stress was a major contributor to my aunts eating habits. Stress was an even larger contributor to her hypothyroidism. Did you know there are a lot of men in the UK 65 and older suffer from an underactive thyroid gland?

I didn’t know that. Do you know what MITT ROMNEY suffer from? We know he is a BALD FACE LIAR, he gives NO APOLOGY, and he hasn’t released his TAX INFORMATION. NITTY GRITTY MITTY is another poem another day because there are too many MITTS.

What do you think Sister Calhoun would have said about MITT ROMNEY if she was alive today? She would put on her church attire and say, “GOD takes care of the SOUL, the OLD, and the ones who are too BOLD.” This would be her prayer. Lord have mercy on MITT’S soul.

How many LIES has MITT told? How many Jobs has MITT stolen? Who would MITT play in his PRESIDENTIAL role? My Aunt would have a lot to say. I can see her now punching The REPUBLICANS, MITT, and the SUPER PACs out.

We know MITT ROMNEY would not be himself. It didn’t take the BRITISH no TIME to see that MITT ROMNEY is not worth the SUPER PACs investment. How many TIMES have his own backers stated he wasn’t a strong candidate.

My aunt would say she couldn’t believe the SUPER PACs had all that money to donate to SATAN and HATRED. It probably surprised the hell out of the PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON, to sit down and talk to MITT ROMNEY who toots his own horn and beat his own drum.

Ain’t no way the PRIME MINISTER of the UNITED KINGDOM would engage in a conversation with MITT ROMNEY and run the risk of being LIED to at a later date or on the same day. MITT ROMNEY is his own ENTOURAGE. Why do you think we have DOUBLE STANDARDS? RIGHT! DOUBLE MITT SH..T.

I know I didn’t like DOUBLE MITT GUM for some reason. You would be chewing all day and LYING out the side of your mouth. I guess MITT ROMNEY discovered “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM WASN’T THERE.” Man, this is a BROTHER WITHOUT DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.

PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON runs the UNITED KINGDOM and I’m quite sure he would not want to engage in any policymaking or business deals with a man who is DIVIDED HIMSELF. MITT ROMNEY has really made a splash all over the papers on his SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

The sad part about the many MITTS none of them can tell the TRUTH. All the MITTS are running around playing SPLICER DICER with PRESIDENT OBAMA’S videos and his quotes. MITT has gotten BUSTED so many TIMES by the UNITED STATES DEEP SIX MEDIA UNIT, MSNBC.

Was I supposed to mention our special task force media, MSNBC? HELL TO THE YE-AH It was MITT DUMB A… that wasn’t supposed to say MI6. Our special task force unit is kicking A… and REAMING some BOOTY when it comes to PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. KNOW THIS!

The President doesn’t have to say one word when MITT steps in his wife’s HORSE SH… every day. We need a picture of MITT ROMNEY up to his neck in DEEP DO-DO tagging it as MITT’S SH… Throw a few of his SUPER PACs contributors in and top it off with a brownie, whip cream, and a cherry.

Don’t leave out the nuts. We can re-roll the tape and MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON of LONDON can step out on the stage and say: “ARE WE READY!” There is a person visiting LONDON who has no sense of DIRECTION or TRUTH. We are calling him out early before MITT ROMNEY edit our program.

Here in LONDON MITT gets no BROWNIE POINTS. Londoners are ready to WHIP MITT’S A.. into shape. This isn’t the CREAM of the crop of candidates for the PRESIDENCY in the UNITED STATES. We know you have a much better candidate and PRESIDENT.

Here in the UK, he is known to us as the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY STACK DECK, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Sounds YUMMY! Unlike MITT ROMNEY who has insulted the UK in his book NO APOLOGIES, I BORIS JOHNSON will not apologize for the UNSTACKED DUMMY.

Yes, the CHERRY on the top of MITT’S head has proven he is FRUITCAKE but definitely a NUT CASE. MITT ROMNEY is insane if he thinks he can come on the UK turf and DIS the preparation of the OLYMPIC GAMES. Why this FAKE BAKE CONTENDER doesn’t know ED MILIBAND.

If he watched C-SPAN every WEDNESDAY you would know ED MILIBAND is the LEADER of the LABOR PARTY and the LEADER of THE OPPOSITION. It was an insult to call ED MILIBAND the LEADER.

Can MITT ROMNEY say BEATLES, JOSS STONE, SWING OUT SISTERS, SPICE GIRLS, DAVID BECKHAM, and ELTON JOHN, DANIEL CRAIG, SEAL? What NO APOLOGY! You wanted PRESIDENT OBAMA to apologize to you. The UK will not apologize when MITT ROMNEY lose for the 99th TIME.

The UNITED KINGDOM welcome the opportunity to work with a man who understands diversity and not PISS 63,000,000 WHITE PEOPLE OFF. MITT ROMNEY you have shown the world how ineffective you are on FOREIGN RELATIONSHIP. We will take BARACK OBAMA any day.

Go home and look in the mirror and know who is FOREIGN and who is the OTHER. MITT ROMNEY will learn who BIG PAPA is when he is left standing out in the cold singing NOTORIOUS B.I.G.–“BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” You heard it here first, live from me the MAYOR.

MITT ROMNEY wants to take our government system back to the BUSH FAILED POLICY DAYS. BILL O’REILLY thinks the government is trying to cripple people with welfare assistance.

BILL O’REILLY would like it much better if we were DEPENDENT upon the 1%, REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, the SUPER PACs and FOX NEWS. The PEOPLE and OUR NATION would be left to DIE and no factual information would be given for the reason WHY. MITT has begun to LIE to FOX NEWS.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN can’t catch up to MITT and she looks PISSED. GRETA doesn’t want MITT to LIE and say FOX NEWS is on the case. She has barely seen MITT. What coverage? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN is keeping it LEGIT. DANG MITT!

Crippling is MITT ROMNEY as a PRESIDENT and a government system that wants the PEOPLE and OUR NATION to revert back to SLAVERY. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has been received abroad but has not been accepted at home. Our President has restored the ways of AMERICA’S thinking.

One is not to conform to traditional thinking but to transform and accept changes along the way. WHEW! I had to DANCE AROUND the word PROPHET. I better leave well enough alone. People love taking words out of context.

The REPUBLICANS will identify our PRESIDENT as a MUSLIM walking on water. MATTHEW would have like this message and so would MARK, LUKE, and JOHN. We all have our codes.

Do you remember this store MICHAEL ERIC DYSON? Vaguely, a lot has changed since those days. Does this store look familiar to you BILL WOLFF? Sure, this is KROGER grocery store. Come with me.

DR JAMES PETERSON for $500 PLEASE! Tell me what you see down this aisle? It is snow blinding and all the packaging is WHITE. That is rather odd all the packaging is WHITE. This was called the ALPHABET AISLE. AID FOR DEPENDENT CHILDREN (AFDC) no longer exist.

There are programs provided today that are funded by the government, not for DEPENDENCY but to help those in financial need to get assistant and to keep the PEOPLE and our NATION from starving.

NO THANKS to people like MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS who have caused the loss of many jobs and try to place the blame on PRESIDENT OBAMA.

This aisle fed many families and save the lives of many children that could have starved to death including me and my family. Many people went on to hold many rewarding occupations in life.

They were doctors, attorneys and many successful people in life who survived the hardships and weather the storm. I will take ZERO for BILL O’REILLY PLEASE. Can you do that in this game? Sure, BILL O’REILLY knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

There are those that talk a good game but when they get into those shoes you will see the difference in their stride. The media report what we live, suffer our losses and our gains. What connection has been lost between the people and the media?

It is hard to see the media cheering for the suffering and downfall of THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just to line their pockets with money. It gets worse when you have certain media outlets that thrive on HATRED.

It is harmful and dangerous when the media fails to talk in laymen terms so the message can be understood by the general population. There is the analyst that have criticized the PRESIDENT about his message and how he relates to people.

Our PRESIDENT has made it clear about not reading between the lines but understanding THE BOTTOM LINE. This is the connection between the people and our PRESIDENT. It is called INCLUSION.

It is TIME to get On With The Cheer. Girls lets work this cheer because my 2 hours on my girdle is about to blow. Go get our HEET, VICK SALVE, and ICY HOT. Did you take your GLUCOSAMINE tablets for your joints?

I did even better. I borrowed some PETROLEUM from that BS PLAN of MITT ROMNEY. I can slide from here to where MITT is hiding his money. We want to send a SHOUT OUT to CHRIS MATTHEWS for taking people OUT OF THE BOX when you try to talk over the audience head.

CHRIS MATTHEWS makes it real clear to break it down and “say what you mean and mean what you say.” This is for BIG EDDIE and WENDY our prays are with you. GODSPEED–All in his TIME.

We miss BIG ED ROTATING EYES and his greatest feature of all, “I don’t believe you D..N REPUBLICANS and I will nail your A.. to the wall.” MICHAEL ERIC DYSON is HOLDING THE FORT DOWN and doing one hell of a job.

Are you ready yet? What is this the ACADEMY AWARD? BOBBI JEAN is fired up now. Come on lets ROCK THIS. Girl if you throw your leg up in the air it will take not MAST UNIT but a SWAT TEAM to lower those tree trunks to the ground.

The world will get the chance to take a tour and see a new roadmap developed from all the stretch marks on your body. Oh, you are really cute. You better be glad I like you.

ON WITH THE CHEER! DEEP SIX MSNBC MEDIA is putting the information along with charts out there in a format so the PEOPLE can congest who is the best for OUR NATION. THEY are putting out the PRESIDENTS CREDENTIAL. DEEP SIX MSNBC has all the POTENTIAL.

We know who looks and is PRESIDENTIAL. Only 97 days left which is very ESSENTIAL. Come on GIRLS and SWING IT OUT:

O-OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING AT OUR NATION’S DOOR.

B-BATTLEGROUND VOTE is THE ELECTION’S CORE.

A-AUSTERITY IS NOT FOR AMERICA, STOMP IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

M-MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS FROM OUR PRESIDENT CAN’T BE IGNORED.

A-AWESOME IS THE MAN WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH MORE.

SAY IT WITH ME GIRLS: GO OBAMA, WORKING IT WITHOUT MITTS DRAMA. GO OBAMA, TAKING IT TO THE stage. CINERAMA. HOLD UP! Is CINERAMA a real WORD. Yeah, I found it in DYSON DICTIONARY. Girl, I think the fumes from the VICK SALVE has gotten to your BRAIN CAPITOL.

We made it through the CHEER. Hey, I reveal my taxes and they told me don’t ever do that again with my BROKE A… You know what the GIRDLE has SNAPPED–DONE. Next TIME go get a UNIROYAL TIRE for your TIRED body. It hurts to be BEAUTIFUL. ALL TOGETHER!

OBAMA FORWARD 2012.

DEDICATED: To all the countries around the world who understand MITT ROMNEY is BY NO MEANS a FOREIGN POLICY PERSON. I want to send a SHOUT OUT to the PRIME MINISTER(DAVID CAMERON) of the UK, MAYOR of LONDON BORIS JOHNSON, ED MILIBAND.

We know who ED MILIBAND is. We can watch you in the morning or night on C-SPAN (PRIME MINISTER QUESTIONS). MITT ROMNEY has a hard TIME developing friendships and relationships. This is a BROTHER with SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

Now to all my NLDERS do not become hostile. MITT needs a friend. Okay, we will wait for MITT ROMNEY to DEFRIEND himself. Then maybe we can extend a hand of friendship.

2 Fast 2 Furious And Let’s Get Serious

by Linda Ballard

Look down the hallway. Has he gotten on the elevator? The coast is clear. How do they expect you to be comfortable when they are in your room ever 2 hours yanking, poking, and prodding like you are a giant lab rat? Check that nurse out.

She was putting a lot of PURELL on her hands. That was GERM-X. PURELL/GERM-X it’s all the same. Is it just me? I don’t want to seem paranoid. Maybe it’s your attention to detail. There is a big difference when a person PAYS ATTENTION or when they are too detailed.

Well, I know PURELL and GERM-X should be the richest company in the world. Do these people think they are going to get Bubonic Plague from a black person? If they do they will be dead in four days. WOW! 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS and let’s GET SERIOUS.

In the 14th century, it wiped out 25 million people over in EUROPE. They called it BLACK DEATH. The tissue would turn BLACK when the cells start dying. BUBONIC PLAGUE would attack the armpits, the groin, and the lymphatic system.

The PRESIDENT is knocking the REPUBLICANS out of the box with his achievements. Yeah, the REPUBLICANS think we are GIANT GERMS but I tell you what. WHAT! The PRESIDENT put a WHIP A.. on the REPUBLICANS with his EBOLA VIRUS PUNCH. He put the REPUBLICANS on LOCKDOWN.

The WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION cannot get the REPUBLICANS out of LEVEL 4 containment. The REPUBLICANS are on the ropes. They are running scared. The PRESIDENT has turned deadly with his JAB. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA was tough when he took the REPUBLICANS to the hoop and SLAM DUNK the REPUBLICANS on the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT. Did you see all of that broken glass? My point exactly! What is your point? I forgot you couldn’t read between the lines. BOTTOM LINE:

This was too much for the REPUBLICANS. CHECK THIS OUT! The EBOLA VIRUS has been reinstated several TIMES. In 2000 it’s named changed to EBOLA ZAIRE. It was reinstated, the name was changed, and went from EBOVZ to ZEBOV. In 2010 it was reinstated to EBOV.

What is the POINT? Do you actually think the REPUBLICANS want PRESIDENT OBAMA REINSTATED? Do you now understand why his “TOTAL KNOCK OUT” blow has been deadly to the REPUBLICANS? Will it kill them? Please don’t say that around MITT ROMNEY’S wife.

ANN ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA de VILLE, if she reads this story she will probably call FOX NEWS. I can see CRUELLA de VILLE telling the MANGLE TANGLE GANG, who is caught up in their web of STUPID TRIANGLE, “PRESIDENT OBAMA IS TRYING TO KILL MY HUSBAND.” He has a virus. Yeah RIGHT!

Hey! She ain’t my family and this campaign is getting dirty. I am not like them but I can roll with the best of them.

Don’t let Mitch McConnell, the REPUBLICAN CREW, KOCH BROTHERS, ADELSON, and MITT ROMNEY get ahold of this plague. They might just add it to their SUPER PAC MONEY if they can’t buy a president. MITT ROMNEY ain’t no MAYTAG he needs a lot of repairs if he can be repaired.

Wasn’t MAYTAG replaced by WHIRLPOOL? Yes, but MAYTAG was a much better built and equipped product. Those washers and dryers lasted forever. If the REPUBLICANS were smart they should have replaced MITT ROMNEY. They didn’t have anyone to replace him with.

We got a MAYTAG for a PRESIDENT. You can say that because he needs very little repairs and he has done one hell of a job cleaning up another president’s mess. SQUEAKY CLEAN! TRUTH MACHINE! We can’t say the same about come fix my rich A… product MITT ROMNEY.

Well, I can’t say he’s a broke A… He has a lot of money and he is still a dummy. Do you think even until this day and TIME people still view African Americans, Latinos, and people from other diverse backgrounds this way? ABSOLUTELY! Man, that is really horrible.

Horrible is having a CONTENDER who is all JACKED UP and the Super Pacs want a return on a bad investment. They are trying to pond this sucker off on the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the NATION. What do we get? SCREWED! Point taken!

You think the nurse back there viewed you in the same manner. Put it like this, she did and I know you have difficulty reading people. Most people don’t treat you in the same fashion. Here it is 2012 and she has moved BACKWARDS.

Once you have lived the HATRED and RACISM FACTOR then you become fully aware of what a true Cancer or highly contagious disease is. It is not always under the microscope or on your radar screen. I bet that is messy getting all over a person’s equipment. Let me explain.

Put it this way, messy is when you have the REPUBLICANS, and CONGRESS spreading the disease INTENTIONALLY. Messy is when you have people out of jobs and the REPUBLICAN’S SUPER PACs are throwing millions of dollars away when they could reinvest in our economy.

We need to rebuild our nation before it falls loose at the seams. Some people don’t like the word INFRASTRUCTURE. Messy is the backward thinking of the REPUBLICANS and their desires to uphold laws that would not benefit the PEOPLE in order for our NATION to move FORWARD.

Imagine even before the 14th century anything or anyone black was considered deadly and evil. JIM CLYBURN, Representative for South Carolina and the Assistant Democratic Leader, said it was something EVIL about the way ERIC HOLDER was treated.

Wasn’t he the Minority Whip of the Democratic Party? This Brother has been in the political game a long TIME. You know it was a shame the beauty pageant ladies didn’t know who VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN is.

This is why I came to help you blow this joint. Maybe you need to correct the last word. No! I hope the REPUBLICANS reading this story think we are smoking. They always jump to conclusions and get their information wrong. We can handle the scandal. The REPUBLICANS can’t handle the PAIN.

The PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, NANCY PELOSI, and the BIG D have been kicking A… and taking names. We got to blow this POP STAND, let the WORLD, and the analyst know how this works from THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

I knew JAMES CLAYBURN was reaching back into a long TIME hurt that is very difficult for AFRICAN AMERICANS to discuss. I hope this will help ease his pain. Well, at least make him laugh and move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is a good remedy. It wasn’t us having the WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENTS.

Who is the US? I will be more than happy to SPELL IT OUT. BLACK FOLKS. GET OUT OF HERE! No! It is SHUT UP! STEREOTYPING is cruel, demeaning, and discriminating. BLACK FOLKS have been tagged for many years. So now this LEGACY has been dropped in the lap of the REPUBLICANS.

PURPLE SWING STATES get a load of the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK that has been holding this BOMB inside of them for many years. When PRESIDENT OBAMA got elected it was PARLIAMENT FUNKADELICS RAISING THE ROOF OFF THE MOTHER. Let’s have a YOUTUBE MOMENT.

It is the REPUBLICANS that have to GIVE UP THE FUNK(BIG TIME MONEY ON A WORTHLESS CANDIDATE). It will be the PRESIDENT and the BIG D who is GOING TO TURN THIS MOTHER OUT.

ELIJAH CUMMINGS, Congressman from Maryland, and ranking BIG D on the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, when asked the question about RACISM pertaining to ERIC HOLDER he didn’t address it. ELIJAH CUMMINGS pain was IN TOO DEEP.

CUMMINGS said he would let someone else address the issue. Well, Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner? HAH! Just to let ED RENDELL, former governor of Pennsylvania, know we are well aware of MITT ROMNEYS screw ups ALL SEASON LONG.

KNOW THIS, we are PAYING ATTENTION! Don’t give me that BS about it is summer and people aren’t tuned in to MITT ROMNEY’S 59 FAILED POINT PLAN if you want to call it a PLAN. NICE TRY! Why do you think people use the INTERNET? If they don’t know they will know.

PASS IT ON BROTHER. WORD TO MOTHER!

Why do the analysts feel it is hard for the PRESIDENT to get his message across? We live this and the analyst is shocked about it. Now it is TIME for them to get it. They probably thought we had overcome only to find out the REV DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. is turning over in his grave.

The cat is out of the bag. Elvis has left the building. Who let the Dogs out? MIKE TURZAI, the Majority Leader of the House in Pennsylvania, was caught on tape. TURZAI stated, getting voter’s ID law passed to help governor ROMNEY win Pennsylvania and the White House–DONE.

You know what I like that answer. Yes, sir-ree! It is now Time for the people to move FORWARD and to ease out of the PAIN. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is the LEGACY the REPUBLICANS has GAIN. Wait until you get to capture this crazy moment in history.

Is this actually happening? The stories we have seen on TRUE BLOOD isn’t this frightening. Look over there. Is that MEAN JEAN SMITH of OHIO? She looks like something out of the EXORCIST. Her head is spinning around.

She probably peed in her pants after she found out CNN and FOX NEWS reported the SUPREME COURT DECISION was UPHELD on the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. It’s probably the same reaction MEAN JEAN SMITH had when she lost her congresswoman seat in the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

A lot has happened since the SUPREME COURT DECISION. Before we go to our meeting I need to stop by and make a bus check. For what? Well, to see who CONGRESS has thrown under the bus this week. Is that a robe hanging out from under the bus? We know who that is.

Is that a piece of a mustache? Nice watch! Check out those shoes. Man! You can never come down this street without seeing body parts all over the place. This would be a good place for HARVEY WEINSTEIN to film a movie.

The movie on CONGRESS would get an academy award for the best true story and FAKE A… PEOPLE.

What TIME is it? You know I don’t do TIME. Doing things randomly keeps me from becoming frustrated. People are terrible about meeting their deadlines or being on TIME. They LIE about it and frustrate me even more. You couldn’t be friends with MITT ROMNEY. You’ll be DEAD.

So to keep me from getting all worked up, I will get there when I get there. You will never get there with MITT ROMNEY because he doesn’t know where THERE is. You might do good having a congressional seat because they don’t do deadlines either.

You know what is cool about today. What? The format of this story because when one of us say something crazy the reader has to figure out which one said it. Blame it on MITCH he has been a real B…ch. Check the scheduled first.

We are on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and people think we are crazy anyway and that is AWESOME. Why did you call this NLD SUMMIT? We were making the scrapbooks on RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of some of the highest profile career people in our government.

RETAIL POLITICS comes at a much higher price. You would think the KOCH BROTHERS and SHELTON ADELSON would shop wholesale to get more bang for their buck. Dang! MITT ROMNEY is THRIFT STORE POLITICS and he is not a good BARGAIN BASEMENT DEAL

Do you have something new? AB-SO-LUTE-LY! WHAT? They are called TRAITORS. Did you see those 17 guys out in the hallway? They can never be your friend. They couldn’t be TRUE to the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Today we are going to TAG THAT A… Did you say HASHTAG?

NO! I forgot when you hear rhyming words the DYSLEXIC part begins to manifest itself. I have nothing personal against rappers. They do a lot of rhyming and remixing but I just don’t understand the meaning of their songs. Don’t feel bad they don’t either.

They talk about the PRESIDENT acting aloof toward people in his cabinet. Hell, if you have people on your team that will betray you for their own interest I would run a BUTT NAKED DISTANCE also.

Forget about being up close and personal when I know BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS straddle the fence. They do not make good friends at all. In my last story, I mention I had the opportunity of being married to a DEMOCRAT in disguised.

This is one of my favorite lesson he taught me. However, you are treated by your opponent do not let HATRED throw you off focus. Identify the HATRED but do not become part of the HATRED and move FORWARD.

HATRED can never be used as a TOOL for RECONSTRUCTION but as a TOOL for SELF DESTRUCTION. If a foundation is built off of HATRED it will crumble. Never take any NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR and use it to rank as a POWER. You will discover you will have a POWER OUTAGE. Call your opponent out by NAME.

You must remember whenever a Priest exorcises demons he has to call out the demon by name to make them step forward. I learn so much now I can give back. We must be fair and give the 17 DEMOCRATS their share. They may or may not be BLUE DOG Democrats. These suckers just ain’t LOYAL.

ROLL CALL BABY!

Jason Altmire (PA) lost in the Democratic Primary, John Barrow (GA), DAN BOREN (OK)-retiring, Leonard Boswell (IA), Ben Chandler (KY), Mark Critz (PA), Joe Donnelly (IN) running for the Senate against Richard Mad Mourdock (R) tried to defund and destroy CHRYSLER in the AUTO BAILOUT)

Kathy Hochul (NY) won the special election after Christopher Lee resigns in disgrace after getting busted on Craig List for his TOPLESS GEAR, Ron Kind (WI), Larry Kissell (NC), Jim Matheson (UT) running for re-election. Mike McIntyre (NC)–running for re-election,

Bill Owens (NY) running for re-election, Collin Peterson (MN) and his Mad Max statement in 2007 documented by politico.com. Collin Peterson said 25% of his people thought the Pentagon and Rumsfeld took the Twin Towers down. He voted against climate change.

Collin Peterson voted against the AUTO BAILOUT. He has to go. It is TIME to BAIL him out of the Democratic Party. Nick Rahall (WV), Mike Ross (ARK)–retiring and he was against the single payer and public option in the healthcare bill. Can you say Corrupt? Corrupt!

You really did not have to say it. You said… I know I was being sarcastic. I am very literal. Last but not least we have Tim Waltz of (MN) running for re-election. Okay, you really think you guys should be re-elected after putting your GUNS before the PEOPLE? Get Real!

Don’t ever forget CONSERVATIVE is CONSERVATIVE not about CHANGE but doing what is right or CONSTITUTIONAL. CHANGE will come within the decision-making process. The PROCESS for CONSERVATIVES is to CONSERVE NOT TO CHANGE.

My spin is Doctors will CONSERVE an organ in the body but everything runs its course. The body has to change and regenerate new cells for growth.

So does our NATION if we wish to THRIVE, SURVIVE, and STAY ALIVE. Eventually, the organ has to be removed but let us hope and pray the disease has not become so aggressive and your life can no longer be protected.

A Dentist will do a root canal, fill, and reconstruct the teeth before they will pull it. Give it 2 to 5 years and you are back at the dentist getting those teeth pulled and receiving partial dentures. President Obama and his Crew are protecting the lives of the American People.

What do you think about the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT? I have questions. Okay! Will the CONSTITUTION be upheld to CONSERVE the lives of the PEOPLE and our NATION until it runs its course and needs to be reform?

Do the CHIEF JUSTICES feel that PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has shown the PEOPLE and our NATION such POWER he will sign those changes to the CONSTITUTION that will set the stage for the next REMODEL? Is this why the CHIEF JUSTICES are afraid?

Did JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS set the stage for what is CONSTITUTIONAl for keeping the CONSTITUTION intact but not for REFORMATION? CONSERVATIVE IS CONSERVATIVE and TIME will tell. The stage is being set. CITIZEN UNITED is not about CHANGE.

Who were the CHIEF JUSTICES who voted for CITIZEN UNITED? Think about it.

Who is the guy in the wrinkled suit with the ball and chain wrapped around his WONKERS? He is not from EZRA KLEIN BLOG. I bet that hurt. Don’t tell me, I know who it is.

Who do you think it is? I may get this wrong because I have trouble identifying faces. It is COLUMBO the messy detective who would make you admit the TRUTH because you didn’t want him destroying anything on your property. COLUMBO was thumping ashes all over the place and he was so clumsy.

He would pester you to death. COLUMBO’S attention to details made many of his suspects become unglued. When he spoke it worked the nerves of his suspect because his speech was pointing the finger directly at you but COLUMBO did not have enough EVIDENCE.

The very rich would commit a crime and he would break them down with his questions and grab a priceless object that the 1% cherished. I could see COLUMBO telling the NRA to hand over their guns. Once again it was not PRESIDENT OBAMA trying to take your guns away.

His appearance in that shabby raincoat broke the suspect down even further because he looks so cruddy. COLUMBO was not dressed to impress. Clothing has a lot to do with the way our body communicates the message once our mouth shuts down.

I thought I would switch the role of DARRELL ISSA into COLUMBO’S wardrobe. I would strip him of his AL CAPONE image.

Will COLUMBO be here today? Forgive me. I know you take in information which you hear and speak very literally. No, COLUMBO will not be here today. This was a detective series created by William Link and Richard Levinson around the late 60’s early 70’s.

DARRELL ISSA is the man out in the hallway with his WONKER wrapped in the chain gang ball with the crowbar running through the chain. DARELL ISSA failed to break ERIC HOLDER down and his plan backfired on him. He stooped to an all TIME low going on FOX NEWS.

He thought he would overshadow the PRESIDENT’S victory but things did not work out as planned. He managed to put the spotlight on 17 Democrats who will go down with him today. COLUMBO was brilliant. DARELL ISSA was not brilliant at all. BUBBA is STUPID!

His body language was terrible and his speech threatening. The tone of his voice was disrespectful and ISSA did not make it any better-slamming notebooks around throwing tantrums. This high-profile government official is a real role model for our future generation. OKAY!

Once again DARELL ISSA tried to remove the frame off of his WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENT. You would think that a self-made millionaire who earns his GED would be more promising for a role model.

Yet DARRELL ISSA was charged with carrying a concealed unregistered weapon when he was younger and pleaded to a lesser charge given the sentence of 6 months. He was accused of stealing a DODGE CHARGER and later a MASERATI. MR. 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS.

I hope the young men on RIKERS ISLAND who just received their GED become better men and greater role models than what the CHAIRMAN of the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, MR. 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS DARELL ISSA has become.

The oversight on DARRELL ISSA was putting him in a position of power to discredit ERIC HOLDERS position. ISSA himself not only has bones in his closet but a whole DANG SKELETON. Money does not earn a person respect.

DARELL ISSA put ERIC HOLDER on trial but no one really talked about ISSA’s past which I find rather interesting. Is ISSA above the law? He went on a smear campaign against ERIC HOLDER who should have never been held in contempt.

Once again 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS. Why would you go after someone knowing your past once involved gun charges and reckless behavior? Did DARELL ISSA have a personal ax to grind? Hey! If that information was available on ISSA then use it.

We will say our 23 HAIL MARY’S. Don’t you think that’s unfair? You are asking the wrong person. You are talking to GO IN SEARCH OF MEME! Where do we find MEME? Never mind. I forgot you have some of those MITT ROMNEY directions not knowing where THERE is.

It’s all good because what you do is UNINTENTIONAl.

Everyone is quite aware of DARELL ISSA behavior but no one has held him ACCOUNTABLE for his action. He bullies and pushes for his bidding but he has not been called on the carpet for his AGGRESSIVE, THREATENING, and RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.

He failed miserably in his attempt to discredit ERIC HOLDER and OVERSHADOW the victory of the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. I don’t hear anyone talking about DARRELL ISSA today. He is Mr. Yesterday’s News.

DARELL ISSA really tried to jack the ATTORNEY GENERAL. Whenever someone goes after ISSA he turns the table on them and makes them looks as if they are the bad guy. He thought his record was EXPUNGED. He created his YOUTUBE MOMENT.

There are 52 cards plus the 2 JOKERS in a deck. The JOKERS are the TWO MITT ROMNEYS. MITT is out of the game before the game gets started. The JOKERS aren’t used in several card games. DANG!

REPUBLICANS have many infractions. They break the rules all the TIME and play before it is their turn. DOWNRIGHT CHEATING. Are they held ACCOUNTABLE? How will Mitt know the difference between a tax or a penalty? Has he ever been penalized or held ACCOUNTABLE for his behavior?

The REPUBLICANS think when they are confronted with TAXES they are being treated wrongly. If the REPUBLICANS and MITT ROMNEY are held accountable more often for their action and the fair share they may learn the difference between a tax and a penalty.

Stop, Drop, and Roll

by Linda Ballard

Get your FRISCO out BABY! I saw it. It was AWESOME! For the most part, closing my eyes and FEELING the sincerity of that speech knocked it out of the Park. Oooh WEE! Now there goes a LIFE SKILL LESSON. Pure deliverance and I had to STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

Yeah, the BIDEN EFFECT is all about reaching into the heart and soul of the AMERICAN PEOPLE. What is wrong with SPONTANEOUS EMOTIONS? I had to grab my heart to see if it had STOP beating. I thought I was SWV singing I get WEAK in the knees I can hardly breathe.

PLAY THE RECORD! PLAY THE RECORD! Then I DROP to the floor reaching into my pocket making sure I had taken my MEDS. It’s all good! I took my MEDS and it was truly the BIDEN EFFECT.

My eyes were watery and my nose was snotty and I begin to ROLL all over the floor. There was no way I could put my EMOTIONS aside when JOE BIDEN becomes STRAIGHT UP JOE BIDEN. Yes, LAWD! That is what I’m talking about. BIDEN moved mountains with his Memorial Day speech.

He has a true heart, true spirit, and real emotions that people can look to when TIMES get tough and days are rough. I will try to never say I know how a person feels. I can say I have traveled down some of those streets and my reaction was different from the next person.

Let me know when the REPUBLICANS and their SUPERPAC realizes when their money starts buying EMOTIONS you end up with people like MITT ROMNEY, JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR.

I like to send a special SHOUT OUT to STEVEN COLBERT and JOHN STEWART on educating the people in a very fun and simple manner on SUPER PACs.

It is AB-SO-LUTE-LY amazing that the PRESIDENT can have an uneven road to travel in the ECONOMY without the support of CONGRESS and everyone is willing and ready to jump ship. Under the BUSH ADMINISTRATION, the PEOPLE and the NATION suffered for years.

Under CLINTON’S ADMINISTRATION, BILL CLINTON had his troubled with WHITEWATER for YEARS. Regardless of BILL CLINTONS numbers on the economy, people lost HOPE and RESPECT.

BILL CLINTON was the PRESIDENT and there was NO HILARY DIANE RODHAM CLINTON. She is deserving of her full name without the CLINTON.

It stripped her of her family. She has worked hard to gain her DIGNITY AND RESPECT. I haven’t seen one article on HILARY and BILL together in the same town. It is good that BILL CLINTON continue to play golf with DONALD TRUMP and leave the MONEY VULTURE CAPITALIST DOORS OPEN.

I guess we can say this is his new PARTNER or MARRIAGE until HILARY comes home or the next person comes along. Who needs CORY BOOKER as a friend? He likes money more. So it has to be POINTED OUT that BILL CLINTON and CORY BOOKER has to stay with their MONEY DAWGS.

ED RENDELL kept acknowledging BILL CLINTON as the PRESIDENT. This shows that ED RENDELL has not accepted PRESIDENT OBAMA as his PRESIDENT just as the REPUBLICANS can never ACCEPT DIVERSITY and INTELLIGENT in the WHITE HOUSE.

Now let me ask you a question? Did you believe any of NEWT GINGRICH BS when he had his MOMMY DEAREST MOMENTS? The interviewer should have brought out her COMET CAN and WIRE HANGER and spanked NEWTS A… for faking it. On second thought NEWT GINGRICH might enjoy the spanking.

When is the last TIME you saw MITT ROMNEY show any EMOTION? That’s right when he is BULLYING and FIRING people. You can see MITT ROMNEY LAUGHING telling the NATION, “It’s okay I got my garage built just in TIME so when we do get BOMBED my cars will be safe.”

MITTY NITTY GRITTY was 47th in the NATION on JOB CREATION. WHAT A REVELATION! That is PURE CONSTIPATION. SCOTT WALKER has the REMIX to CHARLIE RICH song. WHEN WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS with the KOCH BROTHERS swiping HUMAN RIGHTS away along with EQUAL PAY.

NICKY HALEY is governor of South Carolina. Are do we call her SOMETHING ELSE? SCOTT WALKER I guess it fair to say you and NICKY HALEY are SIAMESE TWINS. They are joined by CORRUPTION at the backbone and SPINELESS. NICKY HALEY did you ever read the book, STAYING TRUE, by JENNY SANFORD?

Mrs. CHEAT ALL OF CHEAT ALL, in taxes or whatever. NICKY HALEY loves the idea of corrupted men in power. TOM CORBETT is MR. HOSTILE GOVERNOR of Pennsylvania. He cut educational spending by a 1 billion dollars last year and the REPUBLICANS wants this to vanish off the radar.

TOM CORBETT solution is “YOU FIGURE IT OUT” or “WE CAN JUST COVER OUR EYES” when it comes to discussing women issues or any issue. He would have loved DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER, the SEXPERT, saying the WORD CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH! That would have been TOM CORBETT STOP, DROP, and ROLL moment.

TOM CORBETT’S book should be named THE ROAD TO POVERTY instead of THE ROAD TO PROSPERITY. His Group name was CLUB FOR GROWTH and MIKE HUCKABEE called it the CLUB FOR GREED. I wonder if you can say REINCE PRIEBUS in the same sentence as CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH!

RICK SNIDER the GOVERNOR of “WE HAVE NO FREEDOM IN MICHIGAN” and the new PRESIDENT BASHAR AL ASSAD of SYRIA without the weapons or the military reinforcements.

SAM BROMBECK of NOTTY-NAUGHTYHAM made it LEGAL to LIE about WOMEN’S PREGNANCY so the doctors won’t get sued to prevent women from getting an abortion.

I can continue on with all the RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of the REPUBLICANS but who wants another LAMB CHOP SONG.

In the story for all those who read CAN I GET AN AMEN OR NOT, JETTI MAE did not like her name, the way it sounds or the way it looked on paper. I do not like the word “NIGGER” or the sound of the word, and JETTI MAE is right certain words don’t look good on paper.

The word “NIGGER” definitely stands out and it does not look good on paper. The thought of someone viewing you in this manner is even worse. CHRIS MATTHEWS IT IS TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL. Let’s STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.

BOTTOM LINE: The REPUBLICANS, THE TEA PARTY and GOP in their MINDS don’t want to see another “NIGGER” IN THE WHITE HOUSE or any other DIVERSE RACE. Why would you take out the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM? Why would you try to control a WOMAN’S DECISION to have an abortion?

Why would you try to control the population of RACE AND GENDER? We are not going to skip or dance around this WORD “NIGGER” that you give the RAPPERS of the WORLD HELL FOR. THE REPUBLICANS have sunk to the lowest of the low.

The REPUBLICANS have unmasked their feelings and have continued to treat the PRESIDENT in their MIND as what they perceive as A “NIGGER.” Who are the true Hypocrites? CHRIS MATTHEWS had you seen any “NIGGERS” in the WHITE HOUSE?

Will this be considered as COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE for MITT ROMNEY? Is MITT ROMNEY the SUPER PACs INSURANCE POLICY? Will the rights of the people be taken away and put back into SLAVERY under MITT ROMNEY RULE? Everybody is avoiding the WORD “NIGGER.” So what will MITT ROMNEY become?

Will MITT ROMNEY be the next WHIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE? He has a high price on his head. PAYING more for LESS is not good coverage. It has been the downfall of the REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, and the rest of CONGRESS to view PRESIDENT OBAMA as LESS. This man has given so much MORE.

CHRIS MATTHEWS it is TIME for HOPE AND CHANGE. A young AFRICAN AMERICAN male reached into the heavens and pulled the rain out of the sky. He dispelled the myth that men don’t cry.

On the passing away of his grandmother 2 days before his presidency I got the opportunity to see a PRESIDENT with heart, soul, and true INTENSE EMOTIONS. I don’t know what neighborhood you are from but the BROTHERS in my NEIGHBORHOOD do not cry. NO PUN INTENDED

You were called a BI–ATCH PUNK in today’s politically correct world. I saw a lot of DICK CHANEYS who suffered from heart attacks and died in my HOOD. I wonder why? As long as I WAS married to my husband I never saw him cry. SHUT UP! He did have a quadruple bypass.

Was it me or was it from him not crying and releasing the stress or anger of being married to me? Get out of here! GOOD NEWS he is alive. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA stood before a crowd and at that moment you realized you could never buy the heart, soul, and the intonation of his speech from a SUPER PAC. This is where we STOP, DROP, and ROLL. Can you do the TOOTSIE ROLL? I forgot the REPUBLICANS have NO SOUL.

The REPUBLICANS will never give this PRESIDENT credit because in their MIND A “NIGGER RESIDE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” The REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, KOCH BROTHERS, KARL ROVE MIND and much more can NEVER be GOVERN BY A “NIGGER.”

NEWS FLASH! There has never been A “NIGGER” sited near or around 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. There has been no sitting on the PLANET BLACK. If you shake PRESIDENT OBAMA hands people, his lovely NUBIAN COLOR will not rub off.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. with his beautiful and highly INTELLIGENT WIFE and 2 lovely children is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. It was hard to see a couple in the WHITE HOUSE actually communicating and touching each other. The man who resides there is not a LIAR.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. is COMPASSIONATE and has done everything in his power to work with CONGRESS who in return has not been willing to work with him. On those days that are rough, the PEOPLE and the NATION need to uplift the spirits of THE OBAMA and BIDEN EFFECT.

The people of this NATION has been deceived for many years but it wasn’t OBAMA and BIDEN. Why are we having a SCOTT WALKER RECALL? Just to be fair there was GRAY DAVIS, DEMOCRATIC Governor of California, recalled in 2003.

He was replaced by I’M BACK and now I’M GONE, TOUCHY FEELY–ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. I like ARNOLD.

When JUDAS JOHN BOEHNER and SATAN ERIC CANTOR want to holler about the numbers of the economy tell them to first find us a HUMAN BEING as a REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER. The sky is falling fell many years ago.

The REPUBLICANS never figure they had to reveal their true feelings and add them into the equation of the PRESIDENCY because every PRESIDENT had been WHITE. I guess this would be their STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

It is hard coming in cleaning someone mess up. Hey, so let’s go BIG and get the REPUBLICANS AGENDA OUT THE WAY. We need to get the WORD “NIGGER” out. It’s good to know how people really feel about you and what they think of you.

So everyone can take a deep breath and STOP, DROP, and ROLL and CARRY ON. I will call the PRESIDENT up and have him do a thorough search of the WHITE HOUSE make sure he doesn’t have any intruders. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN VERN!

I will make sure NO ONE is trying to INVADE his PRIVACY like the REPUBLICANS are trying to INVADE THE PRIVACY of WOMEN RIGHTS to make their own DECISION about their BODIES. Hey CHRIS! The majority of WOMEN would love to have a BABY GIRL.

Just letting the REPUBLICANS KNOW it is all out in the OPEN. BAIN CAPITOL! GAME ON. The REPUBLICANS got some kind of LEGACY. I was so worried about NLD SYNDROME, stereotyping, and the people who are diagnosed with this NEUROLOGICAL UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR who are not EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED.

Just the thought of our government feeling this way is EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING.