The story has been released. I have no intention of taking any of my words back. Too late! Do you know how hard it is to move FORWARD especially if you feel like you have been screwed over? What is with the NO APOLOGY THINGY? If I’m wrong I’m wrong. Sure we all have to work through our hurt, pain, and anger. I hate setbacks but it doesn’t mean I’m ready to play bowling for dollars with the many years of our friendship. No matter what you did in your life if your wife could move on I could move on too. What troubled me was many people in my neighborhood related to you as a BLACK MAN. Just ask SCOTT BROWN. He said, “He could look at you and tell.” SCOTT BROWN was the one who came to our neighborhood and rubbed it in our faces. He knew you were a BLACK MAN when you went on ARSENIO HALL show in 1992 and play the saxophone. SCOTT BROWN probably thinks this validated your BLACKNESS. SCOTT BROWN got some kind of LEGACY. GEEZ LOUISE!

NEWT GINGRICH steps out in front and tried to talk about you. Here’s The Deal Bill. How could the pot call the kettle WHITE when you are a BLACK MAN? SCOTT BROWN got upset because he is sticking to his guns on your BLACKNESS, BILL. NEWT might as well buckle up, put on his helmet, push the pedal to the metal, and drive straight into hell. NEWT GINGRICH gets the award for being the MOST INSENSITIVE HUSBAND, CHEATER, a FAKE CRY BABY, and PLAYER for many years.

Bill, you taught us a wonderful lesson at the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012. You made it clear you are not a HATER but a MOTIVATOR. No matter what your grievances were with NEWT, CONGRESS, and the REPUBLICANS you did not have TIME to be a PROCRASTINATOR. You reach across the isles and compromise to move this nation forward. We now know who are the TERMINATORS. It is hard to believe the REPUBLICANS and CONGRESS would be so blatant to put their feelings of HATRED and RACISM before WE THE PEOPLE and our NATION.

There were many TIMES you took the heat for me. You were absolutely right. I do say some crazy things and I write crazy too. Bill, you just have such a way with words. My words are more like a GINSU BLADE. Your words are more like the NICER DICER. People always wanted to remain your friend no matter what you said or did to them. People would run a butt-naked mile if they thought I would be anywhere in the neighborhood. Don’t let me go to a family reunion, it is on. I don’t know how to spin the words or what they call paraphrase to let a person down easy. For me, it is going to the hoop, slam dunk, and all net. Your face will end up like the backboard, CRACKED. I got some messed up social skills also. I’m not into the HATE but I do love me some TRUTH TELLING. The TRUTH is TOUGH on the heart and the nervous system. Once you know the TRUTH is going to be told, you get nervous as hell, and the heart can give out.

Bill, you always stood by me no matter what came out of my hot off the press mouth or rolled off my lava lips. What did you do to make people always want to hang out with you? It was like your tongue was basted in SAFFLOWER OIL and you had the good monounsaturated fats (MUFU). For some reason, you could explain your way out of a shoe that was laced wrong. Your mother should have named you HOUDINI after the explanation of ARE YOU BETTER OFF NOW THAN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS AGO. POOF! That questioned disappeared. The way I see it you are the POLANA. Straight up fruit and good to boot. I dove thee MINISTER OF EXPLANATIONS. Do you think you could help MITT out?

My tongue was basted in LARD the lower scale of the MUFU’S. My conversation would eventually give someone a heart attack. I want to explain why people can’t tie their shoes, ride a bike, hang up their clothes, fall out of a chair, appear unorganized, have social blunders/gaffes, and ROCKIN’ THE LIST. I want to make it clear why people are not WRAPPED TIGHT. I am the JELLY. I dove myself, SINISTER OF DEFENSE.

When you put a turkey in the oven and you wrap it in aluminum foil some people are stingy with the foil. These are people who are cheap and stingy with their lives. There are others who fail to overlap the aluminum foil, fail to make corrections, and check back on the turkey. These are people who are careless and throughout their lives, they will make many mistakes for not checking or doing their homework. Either way, if the turkey is not WRAPPED TIGHT you will know when that turkey lands on your plate it will be dry as hell. NO JUICES flow through THE TURKEY. The same thing happens in the brain. When you are not WRAPPED TIGHT NO JUICES flow through THE BRAIN. Something is not flowing properly. Treat the turkey like it is your brain. Remember to baste it, check on the turkey, don’t set it and forget it. If you do you will end up like the turkey, NOT WRAP TIGHT and NO JUICES FLOWING THROUGH THE BRAIN. We have seen a lot of people who we call TURKEY. Now you know why.

This is the very reason why ANNE ROMNEY is worried about MITT’S MENTAL HEALTH. ANNE is not along on this one. I think all of the people voting especially the 47% is REALLY worried about MITT ROMNEY’S MENTAL HEALTH. Girlfriend we got you covered. You just tell us what psychiatric ward you want MITT to be placed in and I’m sure any and everyone will be willing to help you out.

Here is The Deal Bill. Please go back and review the tapes. ANNE ROMNEY is MITT’S GRAND GUARDIAN. She always refers to MITT as her BOY. Look closely at her body language. She displays the over-protectiveness of a MOTHER and not a wife. There is a big difference between being INDEPENDENT, CO-DEPENDENT, and INTERDEPENDENT. ANNE ROMNEY protects MITT. ANNE ROMNEY has come forward with her DUCTAL CARCINOMA INSITU BREAST CANCER, the loss of a child, and her MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. This is to keep the media focused on what ANNE ROMNEY has in order to shift the MEDICAL or PSYCHOLOGICAL attention away from MITT ROMNEY. Too late! MITT’S behavior has manifested itself. What does MITT have that ANNE is trying to protect which has now become obvious to all? ANNE ROMNEY will not go outside of the script nor answer the questions of others. MITT is rehearsed and scripted because he will get off task and all hell will break loose. The existence of MITT and ANNE ROMNEY relationship is one of CO-DEPENDENCY. The risks outweigh the benefits. The RISKS are RISKS. The foil is off the turkey and this BROTHER isn’t WRAPPED TIGHT.

Go back and look at the tapes with MICHELLE OBAMA. Big Difference! You never heard her refer to the PRESIDENT as a boy. MICHELLE OBAMA is very INDEPENDENT. She is a TEAM PLAYER.
In the relationship with her husband, the rewards definitely outweigh the cost. She is very motherly to her children. She is very WIFEY to the PRESIDENT and she can hold and burn her own candle. MICHELLE OBAMA is a WOMAN who is very humble and can stand on her own two feet.

Whatever happen to loyalty? LOYALTY is on the toilet playing dominos with the TIDY BOWL MAN. HONOR is like the buffalo, EXTINCT. I know you wondering about the LOYALTY statement. I can’t tell you what it means. MITT could tell you because this is what gets him in so much trouble all the TIME. He said dumb MITT. The debates are knocking at the door. MITT has to show us what he got or what he has not. Will it make a bit of difference when he has shown the world how he disapproves of the people he claims to want to govern and be their PRESIDENT? PRACTICE will not make it perfect nor will it correct what has been said or done.

This is the REAL DEAL BILL. Are we squared away now BILL?