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Playground Hustlers__Who Are The Bullies?

by Linda Ballard

Did he step to the curve? He went down that alley. He started it first. Who started it first? MITCH McCONNELL, Senator Minority Leader from Kentucky is the one who said he was going to make PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, a ONE TERM PRESIDENT. WHAT?!

This is threatening INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR. JIM DEMINT, PAUL RYAN, NICKY HALLEY, and many others called the PRESIDENT a BULLY. The nerve of NICKY HALEY coming out of her bag. She needs to pay her INCOME TAXES. We are going to change her name to NICHOLAS HALEY. WHY? She doesn’t stand with women on HEALTH CARE REFORM. She made a crazy statement. NICKY or NICHOLAS hasn’t figured out the different usages of contraceptives How can a person afford to hold a job down when they are sick most of the TIME? There are some women with large families. Every Time one of the kids are sick their illness travels around the whole household. It will take a while for everyone in the household to recover from their illness. Some jobs don’t want to hear or even care that your kids are ill.

By that TIME, you have gained so many points on your work record you are pounding the beat for another job. The OLD WOMAN IN THE SHOE will be pushed out of her own crib to find a new job, housing, and a new story. WOMEN will not forget NICKY HALEY nor will they EVER FORGET those CONTROLLING REPUBLICANS on contraception and WOMEN RIGHTS. I guess the REPUBLICANS didn’t read the poem “THIS IS A WOMAN DECISION” in the February 2012 archives. WHEW! The wrath of SCORNED WOMEN will be felt.

It is SHOWTIME! The REPUBLICANS SET IT and now they can FORGET IT. Their GOOSE is cooked. The REPUBLICANS don’t PAY ATTENTION and they don’t FOLLOW DIRECTION. When the REPUBLICANS purchased their SHOWTIME OVEN they left it UNATTENDED. They started cooking up all these crazy laws. Right there on the instructions, it tells you “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” The REPUBLICANS are totally in the DARK on HEALTH CARE REFORM, JOBS, the ECONOMY, and everything else that comes into their HOUSE. They went out and bought candles to help shed some light on their SCREW-UPS. What did they do? They left the candles UNATTENDED. It tells you on the packaging, “DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED.” REPUBLICANS burned their own HOUSE down. The WOMEN were left UNATTENDED by the REPUBLICANS. They know how to write checks.

Women do not need men or the REPUBLICANS to hold their hands. Women do not need men to, OKAY you can pick a body part on this one. Choices are good. WOMEN want respect when they make their own DECISIONS. Get ready because the REPUBLICANS failed to read the packaging and totally ignored the WARNING LABEL. These BROTHERS better go find a TREE. SCOTT WALKER, Governor of Wisconsin, your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. SCOTT WALKER went behind closed doors and signed laws that abolish rights that protect WOMEN. He is doing everything he can to force WOMEN back into the DARK AGES. SCOTT WALKER is on his path of destruction to leave the state of Wisconsin in ruins. It is that old mentality. SCOTT WALKER goes down he takes everyone and everything with him.

LENA TAYLOR, State Senator of Wisconsin, continue to remain vigilant along with your CREW and HOLD THE FORT DOWN. WISCONSIN has come OUT OF THE SHADOW. RICK SNYDER, VULTURE CAPITALIST, and GOVERNOR are the MUAMMAR GADDAFI of MICHIGAN. Your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. Whatever happened to DEMOCRACY? The BRO-MANCE of SCOTT WALKER and RICK SNYDER have revealed the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS.

JOHN KASICH, Governor of Ohio, is the MEGA POLE STRIPPER. SLIDING up and down his POLE stripping UNION RIGHTS, stripping WOMEN RIGHTS, and stripping the RIGHTS oF TORNADO VICTIMS from FUNDING. JOHN KASICH your URINAL has been REPOSSESSED. We know WHO ARE THE BULLIES.

NINA TURNER, State Senator from Ohio, continue to speak from your HEART’S ZONE. You are OUT OF THE SHADOW. You must remain vigilant along with your OHIO PLAYERS.

The REPUBLICANS will not have a POT TO PISS IN NOR A WINDOW TO THROW IT OUT OF. WOMEN are collecting the URINALS of the men who do not stand with them. There goes the REPUBLICANS, and all the rest of the men’s POTS to PISS IN. The REPUBLICANS screwed themselves out of the WOMEN’S VOTE. NO MERCY will be SPARED. WOMEN ARE SICK AND TIRED of BEING SICK AND TIRED! They are not going back to STONE AGE ROCK. WOMEN will come to 30 ROCK. It is hard to get the REPUBLICANS TO COME TO 30 ROCK.

Come EASTER that STONE will remain on top of the REPUBLICANS GRAVE. AIN’T going to be no RESURRECTION up in the REPUBLICAN HOUSE. One thing you can count on, these SISTERS are going to THRASH that A..on ELECTION DAY. Women bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. They get way less bacon than any man. Who is the MAN that has taken a STAND? I’m not talking about SHAFT. CAN YOU DIG IT? We don’t want to confuse the REPUBLICANS. Right about now they are trying to figure out who is SHAFT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA has taken the REPUBLICANS down the court. He is using MAGIC JOHNSON FAST BREAK. PRESIDENT OBAMA has stolen the ball from the REPUBLICANS and has taken it to the hoop. He is STANDING TALL and STRONG with the WOMEN. He has taken LOU ALCINDOR, aka KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR, and put that SKY HOOK on the REPUBLICANS. The REPUBLICANS can’t get upon OBAMA’S shot without GOALTENDING. The BIG D gets the POINT. They tried to mess with the BIG D’S FREE THROW. The REPUBLICANS have interfered with the backboard of WOMEN’S last nerve, above the rim, and before entering the basket for the LAST TIME. SMOOTH OPERATOR is looking PURTY PURTY. I won’t use the word MARVELOUS it just doesn’t fit. This is not a BUTTER COMMERCIAL.

THE REPUBLICANS have more than 2 technical fouls. They are ONE and DONE. Now they want to call the PRESIDENT a BULLY. WHAT THE HAH HELL! You know the REPUBLICANS are shooting AIRBALLS and BRICKS. GAME CHANGE and it is NOTHING BUT NET for PRESIDENT OBAMA. SWOOSH! Now the REPUBLICANS put it out there and they can’t take the GRANDSTAND BEAT UP. Do you know what I’m talking about? Let me tell you how this works. When you open your mouthpiece be ready to hit some high notes. Going back down memory lane people use to play THE DOZENS.

You could joke all day long but you never crossed the LINE. You were never considered as a BULLY. The line was drawn in the sand at a WOMAN, MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, and GIRLFRIEND. Sand was scattered when you talked about WOMEN in a DEMEANING MANNER. If you EVER talked about someone’s MAMA, your A..was GRASS. The question would be asked, “ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAMA?” That was an effective strategy to SQUASH the BS. It always appeared it never applied to their MAMA. That was back in the sixties.

Here we are over 50 plus years later. The REPUBLICANS have continued to scatter the sand, DEMEAN WOMEN, and PLAY the DOZENS. Only the REPUBLICANS have TRIPLED their amount of BS. It is TIME to ask the questions. ARE the REPUBLICANS stripping away their MAMAS, GRANDMOTHERS, SISTERS, DAUGHTERS, and GIRLFRIENDS RIGHTS? I guess this doesn’t apply to their families. The REPUBLICANS are so out of touch. Grandmothers range from 25 and above.

Back in the DARK AGES, young women were taken earlier in life to have babies. WOMEN are NEVER going back to the DARK AGES of being surrounded by so many children at their feet, a child in their womb, and being totally IGNORANT. BAREFOOT, PREGNANT and totally IGNORANT in the KITCHEN has never or will ever be what PROGRESSIVE WOMEN of the WORLD STAND FOR TODAY. Who are the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS? WHO ARE THE BULLIES? The most recent case of one of the PLAYGROUND HUSTLER is RUSH LIMBAUGH calling the PRESIDENT a THUG.

Look at the constant bashing intentional behavior of MITT ROMNEY against the PRESIDENT. If MITT ROMNEY passes gas it is the PRESIDENT fault. JAN BREWER, Governor of Arizona, behavior was out there. No one will ever forget the snapshot of her putting her fingers in the PRESIDENT’S FACE. WHEW! This should make her grandchildren real proud. REINCE PRIEBUS, MR.JACK-ASSES compared the PRESIDENT to the CAPTAIN who abandoned a cruise liner in Italy. WOW! The CHAIRMAN of THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, MR. JACK-ASUS is totally in denial and states there is NO WAR AGAINST WOMEN.

He can’t understand why Alice In Wonderland is angry. She tried to explain to REINCE PRIEBUS there is a WAR AGAINST WOMEN. Finally, Alice had the MAD HATTER cut the SHROOMS down. The talking flowers in WONDERLAND ACCUSED ALICE of being a WEED. Alice informed REINCE PRIEBUS he needs to stop hanging out with the HOOKAH SMOKING CATERPILLAR in WONDERLAND. The MUSHROOMS had him all jacked up. Luckily ALICE didn’t get smoked by MR. JACK-ASUS. DON’T forget to read the bedtime stories to your children.

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Let’s not forget the TAR BABY remark by Congressman DOUG LAMBORN of COLORADO. RICK SANTORUM, who is SLY SLIPPERY TONGUE FATHER LUCIFER. Cut it out SLICK RICK.

The N-Word once again almost slipped off of RICK SANTORUM tongue. There has and will be more INTENTIONAL BULLYING along with the REPUBLICANS RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS and their RADICAL INTENTIONAL ACTIONS.

TRAYVON MARTIN’S life and the lives that had preceded him will not go in vain. Their LIVES have OPEN A DOORWAY to reach into the house of the NRA, ALEC, the REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURE, and the dangerous laws that are being passed.

DOOR STOPPERS have been revealed as the BIGGEST BULLIES. The COLOR OF CHANGE is a grass root organization that has strive to strengthen the voices of AFRICAN AMERICANS by bringing about political awareness and addressing the needs of AFRICAN AMERICANS in government. The COLOR OF CHANGE continues to PRESS ON and apply pressure to CORPORATE COMPANIES which have supported the RIGHT WING AGENDA. The LOSS of the LIVES that were taken out by the PLAYGROUND HUSTLERS helped us to IDENTIFY WHO ARE THE BULLIES. The LOSS of a LIFE is DEVASTATING. In the DARKEST HOUR when we come OUT OF THE SHADOW and into the LIGHT it will be revealed a LOSS can be MASTERFUL GAIN. We must always remember the LOSS of A LIFE will always send a MESSAGE.

DEDICATED TO: TYLER PERRY who heard his MOTHER’S VOICE and lived to FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. YOU HELD THE FORT DOWN!

MARTIN BASHIR, MIKE PAPANTONIO who SPEAKS TO THE PEOPLE with such passion and have come OUT OF THE SHADOWS.

BERNIE SANDERS, MR. SUREFIRE/SPITFIRE continue on your journey as the WARDOG of WASHINGTON.

BIG EDDIE congratulation on your upcoming fourth year and continue to NURSE the psychological platform. D-W-I-T and BRING IT!

Congratulation on RACHEL MADDOW new book. It is TIME to ask yourself the question. DOES SMOKELBG @TWITTER, LINDA M. BALLARD on FACEBOOK or NLD Mom/cancer survivor have your Book?

LISA MURKOWSKI, regrets are good and it shows one the error of their ways. It puts you in touch with your conscious mind, understanding what is RIGHT, and WRONG. Continue to speak out for WOMEN RIGHTS.

MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, hearing you and Tyler Perry describe your near death experience sounded identical to what happened on May 8, 2011, to my son. The only difference is he was walking. Go back and review NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP__NLD MOM’S PRAYER.

I am extremely happy you made it home to your family and you HELD THE FORT DOWN.

RASHAD ROBINSON and CREW continue to move forward. CHANGE OF COLOR keeps applying the pressure so the DOOR STOPPERS are brought into the LIGHT.

ROCK IT to the OJAYS, “GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.” (1975)

We will be “DANCING IN THE STREET”, by MARTHA REEVES and the VANDELAS (1965)

SECOND CHANCE, RE-ELECT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, (2012)

HAPPY EASTER to EVERYONE

Hold The Fort Down

by Linda Ballard

Is it me? I don’t think so. I don’t have to wonder if my child’s life matters. I know the importance of my son’s life and the wicked hell and bullying children’s lives are put through when they appear different.

All children are important regardless if they have a neurological disorder, learning disability, behavioral disorder, or just the children in the mainstream. NO CHILD SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND nor should ONE CHILD’S LIFE BE CONSIDERED MORE OR LESS THAN THE OTHER. Concerned parents whose children have behaviors that may seem strange, nerdy, or disabled understand what will happen to their children. I want YOU to understand.

What will happen if someone else doesn’t understand their body language, the lack of eye contact, or if the child doesn’t understand that he is violating a person’s space? I can look in my own backyard and see the danger right at my doorstep. I don’t want to wait until a death occurs within the community and realize this could be my son. As a mother, I do not wish to bury my son before me. NO PARENT DOES! How many more lives will it take?

Our children are dying and regardless of the RACE or being DISABLED it is an INJUSTICE. I never thought the day would come when I would see so many young adults lying in state at a funeral home. To see a mother stretch across her child’s coffin screaming, GOD Why? You could have taken me first. I never thought the day would come when I would hear a child say, “I’m PAID IN FULL.” I got my funeral arrangement taken care of and my mother doesn’t have to worry. We don’t live past the age of 25 in the city. DEAR LORD! What happened to our children’s spirits for them to take on this mentality? When did we start DIVIDING people’s lives up and measuring the significance of one life or one race over another? It is TIME TO HOLD THE FORT DOWN.

On March 22, 2011, I posted GOT NO TIME TO BE DISABLED. Yes, this was an eye-opener for me. TREVON, not TRAYON MARTIN, made it clear to me that he didn’t have TIME to be disabled because it would make him an easy target in his community. Everybody was viewed disabled in his community and you didn’t have to do any wrong to get killed. It was open season on Blacks. I was also informed by TREVON that being or looking disabled was a protective coating also. It would keep certain people afraid and out of your hood.

Your community had earned a certain IMAGE. BLACK on BLACK CRIME would be swept under the rug. WOW! If you lived in a nicer neighborhood and you were killed it was an INJUSTICE. WOW! Who would care about someone getting killed in the inner city or ghetto? Trevon said it was an everyday occurrence. If you are black you were under attack. He said there are special rules and gun laws to kill us all. WOW! This was only a year ago.

Trevon reminded me on several occasions to get the spelling of his name right. He said he had been to three or four funerals within 2 weeks TIME. One of his friends had gotten either wounded or killed and the spelling of his name was TRAYVON. We talked about it extensively but I dismiss it as him being superstitious. On April 25, 2011, a young man name TREVONNE WINN went to visit his family in EAST FLATBUSH BROOKLYN, NEW YORK. This young man was killed and his murder was caught on tape. The article was written by Grant Greenberg and the headline read, MISTAKEN IDENTITY KILLING CAUGHT ON SURVEILLANCE VIDEO. TREVONNE WINN was from SOUTH CAROLINA. To see his mother and twin sister speaking to the media was heart-wrenching.

When I heard about the shooting I called TREVON’s cell phone but I could not reach him. I went back to talk to his family but everyone was so tight-lipped. I remember TREVON wouldn’t give me his last name. He said the less I knew about him the better. I remember him telling me no matter how crazy the people appear to be, “AIN’T NO SNITCHES UP IN THE HOUSE.” His wicked smile would appear and in my heart, I felt he was going to be alright. I haven’t heard from him since but I light a candle and pray may GOD watch over him.

On May 10, 2011, I posted a brief story stating it didn’t matter if you were diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. I was going for RECOGNITION OF LIFE. Too many of our children were dying. I had tunnel vision and color blindness when it came to NLD SYNDROME. It was TIME to step outside of the box. I had to realize it was just not our children with the neurological disorder at great risk but anyone can be taken advantage of. All children/adults lives are at stake. THERE IS NO PERSON IMMUNE FROM DANGER! THERE IS NO PERSON EXEMPT FROM DEATH!

This is when I recognized I no longer cared for the validation of the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION (APA). They were bad at their job and had not taken responsibility for putting NLD SYNDROME on the DSM5 after 41 years. DR. REIGER and his task force team could burn in RICK SANTORUM’S HELL and could DINE IN HELL’S KITCHEN. I can say that I did not walk away empty-handed. The AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION (APA) taught me to never ENDORSE anyone who could not do the job. The AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION has been compared to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They are bad at their jobs, they do not care about lives, and it is all about funding. The CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS needed psychological testing with the exception of PRESIDENT OBAMA.

The contrast between the APA, the REPUBLICAN PARTY, and the PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS there are none. They are all as crazy as a “road lizard.” The PSYCHIATRIC community has never spoken out or came forward to address the madness of the debates nor the decision-making process of any candidate. Mr. ETCH A SKETCH himself should have been erased from the debates a long TIME ago. The REPUBLICANS have gotten the opportunity to display their madness, ignorance, and incompetence. I’m going to spread the joy around. We have DEMOCRATS that are out there too. Let’s not forget MR. FREEZE of LOUISIANA, WILLIAM JEFFERSON, who put 90,000 dollars in the freezer.

I guess he wanted some cold hard cash. SANDFORD BISHOP who just loved using his position to benefit his family. Not to single the BLUE DOG RUFF RUFF out, this is a great past TIME on CAPITOL HILL. GREGORY MEEKS, we will try not to have a HURRICANE around you. OOPS! There goes the funding. It is all about equal opportunity. It is hard to believe these people are elected officials of our country.

On July 12, 2011, IN THE DEFENSE FOR THE DEFENSE…NLD__A YOUTUBE MOMENT was posted. Another famous case, which was in FLORIDA, went into a BARBARIC MODE. INJUSTICE SPOKE VOLUMES and children started turning up missing by their parents. People were making jokes saying if you want to get rid of your kids take them to Florida. You will get off the hook. CHRIST! BABY LISA turned up missing in the state of Missouri. The jokes got even worse. ANGRY GRANPA had a reaction to the FLORIDA CASE that was out of this world. He took PRIME TIME HATRED to a new level. The ANGRY GRAMPA’S behavior was a revelation to DR. DREW.

On October 8, 2011, AN NLD MOTHER’S PRAYER was posted. My son decided to take his usual walk. He stopped in a small shop to make a purchase. The shop did not have what he wanted. He left and started walking home when the police pulled him over. He remembered all the talks we had and was playing the information over in his head. The officer asked him had he been to the shop. He replied in a respectful manner. My son wanted to know what he had done wrong. The officer asked if he had shouted at the girl behind the counter. He was surprised. His voice tone was the same. The officer wanted to know if he always talked loud. The rest is history. When he arrived home I was told of his experience. I was asked if there were any PRIVILEGES IN BEING BLACK. WOW! Will it always be this way? He dropped his head and said, “I HELD THE FORT DOWN and LIVED ANOTHER DAY.”

To the MILLION HOODIE MARCH: I could be that parent and that could be my son. I will continue to PRAY while YOU PRESS ON. Go forth in PEACE and remain and STAND STRONG. From this day forward, “HOLD THE FORT DOWN.”

DEDICATED to TRAYVON MARTIN and FAMILY. NLD MOM/cancer survivor

Out Of The Shadow

by Linda Ballard

Pull up a stump and rest your rumps. I’m glad we could all be here today. I just celebrated another year of my life. When I say I’m glad to see you, you better know it, I am. It is truly an honor and a pleasure.

Wow! It is so much positive energy in this room. You are PLAYING the PURPLE today LADIES. Do you know why I like the color PURPLE? One who wears PURPLE is representing ROYALTY and NOBILITY. This is the HUMAN FACTOR and the psychology of PURPLE.

We know the combination of the color PURPLE is RED and BLUE. So we got our REPUBLICANS and DEMOCRATS in the mix to UNIFY the country. We do not always get the opportunity to work with those who are HUMANE.

The REPUBLICANS have failed to come together on the majority of issues and have attempted to turn back the hands of TIME. I tried to be inclusive not leaving out the INDEPENDENT STATE(SWING STATE) which is the color PURPLE.

So with the PURPLE STATE, no candidate has so much POLITICAL POWER to gain the ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE. This is the stomping ground for the battle of the vote. The only way the REPUBLICANS or the DEMOCRATS should be able to win the INDEPENDENT vote is by TRUTH, TRUST, and RESPECT.

None of these characteristics have been displayed among the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Fairness is not part of their script. The REPUBLICANS even decided to CHANGE THE GAME. SUPER PACs, UNINTELLIGENT GAME PLAYERS and just plain old OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE are the REPUBLICANS GAME CHANGE.

The same components of HATRED, RACISM, and SEXISM is the REPUBLICAN’S freaking FRACKING which manipulates the environment, threatens our health, and is explosive to our lives. What a GAME CHANGE!

NINA TURNER, you stepped up the game.The REPUBLICANS probably don’t like your GAME CHANGE. You are far more INTELLIGENT than their GAME CHANGE PLAYER. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW, brought the men over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, and dumped them off in the PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING BIN.

This is what happens when you feel your back is against the wall. NINA TURNER knows this won’t be easy but the women of today can no longer take the unnecessary poking and prodding. The women of 2012 will not be forced into being treated like cattle. I like to share this with you.

In 1988, 24 years ago GLORIA ESTEFAN sang COMING OUT OF THE DARK. GLORIA ESTEFAN, petite power pack singer, video can be found on my FACEBOOK wall under Linda M. Ballard. Even though 24 years have passed, her video is right in sync with THIS very MOMENT and TIME.

Walk through the door when you view her video. WHEW! I’m loving it.

Janet Howell, you stepped up the game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and addressed your anger. Your GAME CHANGE came with the introduction of ERECTILE EXAM and CARDIAC STRESS TEST for Men. How soothing and relaxing when new strategies are introduced to bring about awareness.

Would you like to take it to a new level? Also, request that all men be required to have mammogram screening. Men can be at risk for breast cancer. Men who are at risk range between the ages of 60-70 years.

Contributing factors to breast cancer in men also includes obesity, high estrogen levels, a family history, excessive drinking, and exposure to radiation. TUCKER MELANCON who was appointed by BILL CLINTON in 1994, is a breast cancer survivor.

He served as a Western State Judge in Lafayette Louisiana and finished his studies at Tulane LAW SCHOOL in 1973. ERNEST GREEN a former fullback football player was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.

GREEN had 2 sisters diagnosed with breast cancer. ROBERT RAY RODDY was diagnosed in 2003 with breast cancer. He co-hosted game shows and was the voice of The Price is Right after the death of JOHNNY OLSEN.

RODDY was first diagnosed with colon cancer in 2001. He advocated that all men should have mammogram screening. RODDY felt his cancers could have been prevented if he had taken a COLONOSCOPY. He later passed away on October 27, 2003.

RICHARD ROUNDTREE, an actor, and fashion model was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1973. MR JOHN SHAFT himself has played in many movies from 1970-2011 last playing in the MENTALIST in 2011.

You know what JANET HOWELL, never be angry again because there are so many FAMOUS MEN with PROSTATE CANCER. ROBERT DENIRO, NELSON MANDELA, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, BOB DOLE, JOHN KERRY all were diagnosed with prostate cancer. JOHN KERRY’S father died of prostate cancer.

RUDY GIULIANI was diagnosed with prostate cancer and his father died of prostate cancer in 1981. Can you REPUBLICAN BROTHERS, RUDY GIULIANI and BOB DOLE help a SISTER OUT? I am NOT FOX NEWS. JUST the FACTS JACK!

Now you can request mandatory screening for MAMMOGRAPHY, COLONOSCOPY, PROSTATE, and PSYCHOLOGICAL SCREENING. AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! NINA TURNER knows we need to help SAVE these MEN’S lives. (Cause they SHO AIN’T TRYIN’ TO SAVE OUR LIVES!) OKAY!

KELLY CASSIDY you stepped up your game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW with your game plan to have the men watch the video for persistent erection. They need to look at this video at least 3 TIMES a week. It is a tremendous struggle and it is TIME to push back.

Ladies, we have our hands full. We cannot forget to watch out for the men for eye screening every 2 years. Men need their dental exam every year. It is important that men be tested for osteoporosis between the age of 50-70. We need to make sure the men have a flu shot after 50.

We cannot forget the blood pressure screening every 2 years nor the cholesterol screening every 5 years. AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES need to go in at the age of 45 for colon cancer. You need a stool test done every year. Don’t forget to get the sigmoidoscopy every 5 years.

For the men who are uninformed, this invasive procedure is done with a sigmoidoscope checking the lower bowel(colon) and your rectum. Since the REPUBLICANS made the rules it is TIME to BEND OVER and accept the equal opportunity of the rules. How many of you REPUBLICANS like RAM-BO?

Our President, BARACK OBAMA, stepped up his game. You came OUT OF THE SHADOW and have fulfilled PROMISES KEPT. You put a plan into action. Teachers will be evaluated. If the teachers are not up to par they will not be teaching our children. Let’s take it a step further.

If our government is not up to par they DO NOT need to run THIS COUNTRY. NICHOLL WALLACE and STEVE SCHMIDT came forward and told the truth proving this point. PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING needs to be done.

ALL government officials and whomever else fall under this category need psychological testing and screening. No more secrets, it is TIME to come OUT OF THE SHADOWS. It will save this country a great deal of TIME, MONEY spent, hurt and pain.

Right now we are in the process of the debates. We know that none of the CONTENDERS/PRETENDERS are capable of running the country. So why are we doing this? Who is keeping their secrets? Let the TRUTH be told.

Those who have been in the shadow have never been considered as being highly intelligent. We have been locked in a box for years and subject to stereotyping.

The greatest fear was letting us out of the box because we would exceed expectations. Once you break the pattern, that opens the door and allows the healing process to take place.

There wouldn’t be as much room for the hatred and the racism. It would be more room for acceptance in diversity. The ones who come OUT OF THE SHADOW will gain TRUST and RESPECT. We have a true leader. He didn’t fit the mold of the stereotypes. It brought about heat and pressure.

His placement in power only brought about more shadowboxing to keep us contained on the wall. If the REPUBLICANS were allowed to have their way, it would beat down our spirits and strip us of our dignity.

Dr. Bell, the first African-American tenured Professor at Harvard said it best,”He wanted to be the first, but he didn’t want to be the last.” Barack Obama is the first African-American president. The Shadow-boxers want him to be the last.

The door is now open, the only way the door can be closed is to use the doorstoppers. We have observed the grandiose delusions of MITT ROMNEY, a toxic oppositional defiant disorder of NEWT GINGRICH, religious fanaticism of RICK SANTORUM and yesteryear RON PAUL.

All of these doorstoppers above are locked into the I NUCLEUS FACTOR. Everything serves their agenda and nothing else matters or exist.

The PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS took it to a new level. They displayed to the world their unintelligence, anger, arrogance, conspiracy theories, INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, hatred, and racism. It canceled out the theory of the GREAT WHITE HOPE and Who really ranks SUPREME.

As I sit here and listen to GLORIA ESTEFAN COMING OUT, OF THE DARK, it is crystal clear. The biggest complaint in the AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE is we DO NOT STAND together. We can easily be manipulated and DIVIDED. Here is the opportunity to dismiss the MYTH.

It is TIME to stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB). It is TIME to STAND for what we believe in and STAND for the person who believes in us. To the DEMOCRATS and the CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS, it is TIME for you to come OUT OF THE SHADOW and stop PRACTICING BEING BLACK(PBB).

Enough of the roundtable discussions, it is TIME to go to work. ALABAMA and MISSISSIPPI come OUT OF THE SHADOW, take a STAND for the most INTELLIGENT candidate, the one who has a true PURPOSE, and the one with a true sense of REALITY.

A door has been open. The REPUBLICANS and the REPUBLICANS CONTENDERS are OUT OF THE SHADOW. The WORLD has witnessed their BEHAVIORS. What have we learned? What do the REPUBLICANS STAND for? Whose back is up against the wall? Who should we TRUST? Who has earned the PURPLE?

The emphasis lies in changing the hearts and the minds of the PURPLE SWING. This is not a GAME CHANGE. Change has come. We have worn the PURPLE with dignity. We are OUT OF THE SHADOW. It is TIME to COME OUT OF THE DARK.

2012 SuperBowl Flare Up_Look Who’s Rockin’ The List

by Linda Ballard

Scene: It is showtime, SuperBowl Sunday, and the guys are going down to ARTHUR BRYANTS to pick out their favorite football foods. Bobby TOURETTES, Andre ADHD, Jack PDD-NOS, Mark AUTISM, Mitt ASPERGER, and Leroy NLD are on the scene for the festivity.

Leroy NLD is checking out the prices because his girlfriend is not so big on cooking. He wants to show off his surround sound theater system that was built-in his basement by TJ SAVANT & COMPANY.

It is Bobby Tourettes turn to pay for the football bash today. Bobby is steamed under the collar at Mitt ASPERGERS comments. Mitts ASPERGER has difficulty interacting socially.

They are inside the restaurant and waiting in line to order their food. Mitt ASPERGER is looking on the wall. He can’t believe his eyes nor can he believe who has eaten at Arthur Bryants.

He has never had a REAL Community experience nor has he ever eaten in the heart of the city.

Leroy NLD:

When I wrote CHARACTERISTICS OF, this was in no way to bring any disservice to people who are diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME. We don’t get the chance to say or act like these PRETENDERS/CONTENDERS. Our problem is NEUROLOGICAL with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. I wonder what is their real problem?

Our butts would get hauled off to jail, medicated, and strapped down in a psycho ward. We sure as hell wouldn’t be in the Zone on PSYCHO TALK with BIG ED. Look at the gaffes MITT ROMNEY makes.

He has so many soundbites on his INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS you can make a Documentary Mini-Series on the Discovery Channel. When I speak, they are real social blunders. I will repeat my blunders several TIMES in the same way until someone corrects me.

I do not understand that it is a mistake. You must remember a lie can never be told the same way twice. When I open my mouth you will begin to realize something is wrong. Ain’t gonna be no paraphrasing. I don’t do that. There is no such thing as retracting my statement.

My mind processes information differently. I don’t read people and people definitely don’t read me. Ask me or anyone else that has been diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME a question 20 TIMES. Guess what, you are going to get the same answer 20 TIMES.

You’re not going to get an endorsement from me. If your policy stinks you will be the first to know. MITT ROMNEY has to buy votes, buy states, and buy friends. MITT ROMNEY was PASS INTERFERENCE on OBAMACARE.

His plan had a lot of the same ingredients of OBAMACARE. MITT ROMNEY passed on the plan. The first thing PRESIDENT OBAMA did when he was sworn into office was Bridge the gap by developing friends and relationships in Foreign countries to strengthen Foreign policy.

He made 4 vital phone calls. He was reaching out to other nations. The next day he was at the State Department visiting with the foreign service officers getting everyone PUMPED UP and ENERGIZED once again on worldwide international relationships.

NLDERS have a horrible TIME with relationships. All relationships are FOREIGN to us. Why do you think people with NLD SYNDROME need an Interpreter and an Understanding Manual? A lot of people underestimated the PRESIDENT on FOREIGN AFFAIRS but he caught on pretty quick.

There is a lot more than WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION understands under the leadership of PRESIDENT OBAMA. He has been to more countries than any PRESIDENT that has ever been in office. On the LIST of CHARACTERISTICS OF, he definitely ROCKS THE LIST and gets an A+.

Who is Rockin’ The List of BEHAVIORS? What CONTENDERS and government officials are getting away with PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSAULTS?

Bobby Tourette:

Leroy, why didn’t you talk to Mitt before coming to the inner city. Mitt ASPERGER got a lot to learn and today is not the day to teach him. You know he is going to get on the topic he likes. He will not be able to tell when others have lost interest in his topic.

Mitt ASPERGER will continue on this topic for days. You know this will piss someone off. I just wanted a barbecue sandwich. Hell, I don’t want to be on ARTHUR BRYANTS menu as Bobby burnt ends. Lord, please let me save my A.. for another day.

I hope we don’t get into a fight like we did the last TIME. SUPER BOWL or not, I ain’t going to jail. We do not have a get out of jail free card like MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, and RICK SANTORUM. The courts don’t understand Asperger or any other disorder.

Leroy NLD:

Yes, I heard him. Did you hear what you said? Inner City is fighting words also. I wanted MITT ASPERGER to get a real cultural outing. Bobby, you always correct me. Everyone we hang with need lots of correcting. I just wanted to see if Mitt ASPERGER could connect to the people.

I thought it was cool when Mitt ASPERGER got slapped for trying to give people handouts. He will learn before the end of the day. This is the perfect opportunity.

Bobby Tourette:

Yeah, the last TIME we went to jail I didn’t need that type of opportunity. Man, that lady’s mouth was pretty tough. Not that I have room to talk, when I get angry, my Tics kick in.

The next TIME he will think twice before he tells someone, “I bet you $20,000 you can’t get any poorer”. Insensitive fool!

Even I know better than to make people feel they are beneath me. He has one special interest and it sho ain’t people. I love the smell of money in the morning, Mr. Money-bags of MONOPOLY, MITT ASPERGER. We know OUR Mitt’s behaviors is UNINTENTIONAL.

MITT ROMNEY has many soundbites stating he doesn’t care about the VERY POOR or the VERY RICH. I just want to hear MITT ROMNEY man-up and say he wants to destroy the middle class and confess he is angry because PRESIDENT OBAMA can sing better than him. Jealousy, NOT!

You know MITT ROMNEY is looking at those numbers. All the experience he has with spreadsheets and making money. You know his butt is ROASTED TOAST now that economic conditions have improved. The President has one hell of a chance of beating MITT ROMNEY’S drawers off.

MITT ROMNEY would need to be AFRICAN AMERICAN today instead of wishing he was MEXICAN eating at ARTHER BRYANTS. I would love to see his reactions. The good news is this restaurant receives all races extremely well. Bill O’Reilly has got to eat here.

Andre ADHD:

I know how hard it is for Mitt ASPERGER. I have said some stupid things myself but my medication alerted me not to get too crazy and bet with him. “OOPS,” did I just tell everyone I take legalized drugs? It sounds better until you overdose.

Then you realize you have a substance abuse problem. In my neighborhood, you are just a hard-core addict with stolen prescriptions. Why do we get the worst end of the stick? Jan Brewer, the governor of Arizona, gets to be called RADICAL.

Jan Brewer’s extreme behavior was an offensive personal foul and a 15-yard penalty for getting into the face of the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES. She should be fined and ejected from her position as Governor of Arizona.

She is a repeat offender and the ADAM PAC MAN JONES of the REPUBLICAN PARTY. Jan Brewer’s unnecessary roughness is for attacking the teachers, firefighters, and police officers. The Republicans in Arizona feel they can silence the voice of the UNION and any other public servants.

Whatever rites the people have will be stripped away by the REPUBLICANS. One thing they can’t take away is my inabilities of focusing, PAYING ATTENTION, nor my giant boulder. Every day of my life I’m leaning more and more toward becoming Bi-Polar.

Jack PDD-NOS

You know ANDRE ADHD, you remind me of RICK PERRY Off SIDE. You are off your line of scrimmage and you tussled with getting the answer right. Did they ever get your medication straight? Hey ANDRE ADHD over here, you just can’t stay focused. Get over here!

Folks in this restaurant think I’m talking to myself. NEWT GINGRICH is UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS and KNEE CAPPING. He is really striking below the belt. NEWT is trying to destroy MITT ROMNEY. I couldn’t believe HERMAN CAIN endorsed NEWT GINGRICH. HERMAN CAIN, “MR SHUCKY DUCKY,” of all people.

Everyone knows HERMAN CAIN has been shucked like corn and his brain is plucked like a duck.

Mark Autism:

Leroy NLD talks out loud to himself. He explained it as processing his thoughts. Leroy said if he hears what he verbalizing he can process the information better. When LEROY NLD starts processing out loud, people think he is crazy.

Bobby Tourette always says when Leroy gets mad he will hold that thought and won’t ever forget what someone has done to him. Leroy is HOLDING. He processes so much information. Leroy NLD struggles with applying old information to new ideas.

Adaptability is difficult for him but he is willing to learn. I can’t say that about the REPUBLICAN PARTY. They have a choice. The REPUBLICAN PARTY’S intentions are to HOLD the ECONOMY back. They refused to ADAPT. It benefits the REPUBLICAN PARTY and the 1% to keep things as they are.

Look at the BEHAVIORS of RON PAUL. Wouldn’t his BEHAVIOR be call HOLDING? RON PAUL gets a 10-yard Penalty for HOLDING onto past ideologies. He does tell you what is on his mind. The REPUBLICANS want him to go away because he exhibits annoying BEHAVIOR.

LEROY NLD displays annoying BEHAVIOR, not by choice, and we don’t isolate him. Everyone in our gang of six has annoying BEHAVIORS. We are singled out, called weird, and isolated from society. We have delays and our finest moments.

Mitt Asperger:

MITT ROMNEY wants to delay the economy and blame PRESIDENT OBAMA for making the economy WORSE. This is UNSPORTMAN LIKE CONDUCT and EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION. He needs to be fined and suspended. Maybe DONALD TRUMP will fire him. Can you believe this? Look whose picture is on the wall.

Is that John MCCAIN? There’s SARAH PALIN! Is that JIMMY CARTER? NO! That can’t be BILL CLINTON! It’s a miracle they came down in this community and ate with you people.

Bobby Tourette:

Did you just say, “YOU PEOPLE?” Hold up! You begin to sound like MITT ROMNEY. I let it pass when you made the comment about me paying with food stamps. I should have corrected you. Your NEWT GINGRICH remark didn’t go over to well and your BEHAVIOR got WORSE.

I know you didn’t mean any harm. You need to be held ACCOUNTABLE for your inappropriate remarks. I know you are Rocking the List but it does not excuse you. What you just said caused me to FLARE UP. It feeds my anger.

Mitt Romney has made many negative remarks, straight up lied about the remarks, and his remarks feed the PEOPLE’S anger. NEWT GINGRICH thinks he’s slick. There is nothing subliminal about his remarks.

Once you have survived HATRED or RACISM you will always know the flavor, the color, and the stench it leaves behind. Leroy NLD is our food order ready? We need to get out of here before Mitt ASPERGER cause a Race War.

The last TIME it was Nicky NLD, Leroy’s cousin, who got us thrown out for his remarks.

Leroy NLD:

Hey, man, the food is ready. Let’s head out. Well, Mitt ASPERGER what do you think about our trip today?

Mitt Asperger:

This is a real colored experience. What! Did I say something wrong?

Bobby Tourette:

We are going to get out of here and I will explain it on the way. You better be glad you are MITT ASPERGER instead of MITT ROMNEY or NEWT GINGRICH. Don’t expect a soundbite. Your mouth just wrote a check your A.. can’t pay for.

In the January Archives of 2011 go back and refresh your memory. Read NLD Superbowl Pregame. Also read Superbowl Flare-up NLD and Superbowl Game Time, Rockin’ the List posted in the February archives.

Characteristics Of

by Linda Ballard

BARACK OBAMA exhibits STRENGTH, COURAGE, and HUMANITY.

SARAH PALIN demonstrated UNINTELLIGENCE, SHATTERED INTEGRITY, and INSANITY.

NEWT GINGRICH campaigns as HOT HEADED and straight up MR. FEROCIOUS.

MITT ROMNEY campaigns as MR. INDECISIVE, MONEY BAGS of ARROGANCE, and BRAGGADOCIOUS.

HERMAN CAIN manifested as “PIMP DADDY INFIDELITY”.

In the 2012 Election, he has been written off as a LIABILITY.

RICK SANTORUM came across as FATHER SANCTIMONIOUS.

JOHN HUNTSMAN, SGT. DULL and DRAB, never surfaced as NOTORIOUS.

RON PAUL, MR. NOSTALGIA, platform lingers in the PAST.

MICHELE BACHMAN, MRS.DELUSIONAL, her conspiracy theories didn’t LAST.

RICK PERRY at the debates stated, “I CAN’T OOPS” get it RIGHT.

RICK PERRY, MR.PERPETUAL GAZE stood like a deer that glances into the HEADLIGHTS.

Now, who would you vote for in the 2012 ELECTION?

I would vote for the person with a STABLE MIND and PROGRESSIVE DIRECTIONS.

Investigate the candidates from up ABOVE.

Remember these are TRAITS and CHARACTERISTICS OF.

Madame Frankenstein

by Linda Ballard

Scene: At the center of CEREBRAL CORTEX at the top of MT. FOREBRAIN lies Castle INTELLECT. This castle is located on a very remote island and has been in MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S family for ages. New home buyers are starting to invade the neighborhood demanding changes to the castle.

New renovations made to the castle and special new features of MADAME FRANKENSTEIN’S latest discoveries will be presented on her guided grand tour. McBRAIN ENTERPRISE is having a fundraising to upgrade and enlist special technology to build a LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

The monies will be used for extensive research in one’s brain behaviors in connection with trauma to the brain. Advanced research will be done on CITIZENS UNITED, and why they think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE. NO SUPER PACs ALLOWED.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN is throwing a party and her guest list consists of Marilyn Memory, Alisha Attention, Ava Awareness, Theodore Thought, Larry Language, Samuel Speech, and Conrad Consciousness against CITIZENS UNITED and the SUPREME COURT RULING.

Merindia MIDBRAIN and Hans HINDBRAIN will be running a little late. A trusted and very loyal friend of the FRANKENSTEIN FAMILY will receive honors for his long TIME DEVOTION.

Special guests include SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS from VERMONT, SENATOR TOM UDALL from NEW MEXICO, SENATOR MARK BEGICH from ALASKA, SENATOR DICK DURBIN from ILLINOIS, and SENATOR CHARLES SCHUMER from NEW YORK.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Tonight is a very big night for you EGOR. I’m so excited. Finally, the world will stop STEREOTYPING YOU. EGOR, this is long overdue. Even though your eye has rotated around and had a tendency to not be able to focus on an object, we have strategies for correcting your LAZY EYE.

AMBLYOPIA usually affects one eye. You could always see out of both your eyes but you always told me one eye suffered from depth perception. You needed both eyes for 3D images. Your brain turns off the visual processing to the eye. Your cousin was cross-eyed.

People always get it confused with LAZY EYE. STRABISMUS AMBLYOPIA is a condition where the eyes are not aligned, people do a lot of squinting and it causes double vision. What happens when you are viewing others through the eyes of ELITISM? I wonder what they see?

Remember how we would set on the rooftop, it would be lightning, thundering, and storming? We would recite the names of famous people who had AMBLYOPIA. EGOR can you recite any of the names now? Do you think this will help you calm down?

I know crowds have always been so hard for you to manage. It always calmed you down and made you feel you were not the only person that had been teased, taunted or STEREOTYPED because you had something that set you apart from others.

EGOR:

Yes, MASTER, I think I can remember.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

You don’t have to call me MASTER, EGOR. It brings back such horrible memories. Those memories alone will make me the first candidate for my own LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER. I just can’t visit BLACK ALLEY tonight! You know I love MINNIE RIPPERTON but I don’t want to sing BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

EGOR:

It reminded me of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Whenever GOD would appear and everyone would drop their heads, nobody could recognize GOD because they never looked up in the sky to see his face. We need to PAY ATTENTION. Are you GOD?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

NO EGOR! I am very far from it. There is NO COMPARISON but a lot of CONTRASTING between me and GOD. Hey, I do what I can.

EGOR:

You are very kind, giving, and HUMANE regardless of what people think about you and what goes on behind your CLOSED DOORS at CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN. I think they don’t like your outfit. Who cares! One of your mentors was criticized for the way she dresses. Who needs to be dressed to impress?

I don’t care what outfit they put on, they are still SCAVENGING REPUBLICAN BIRDS who prey on the weak and vulnerable by keeping them in the dark and uninformed. Hey, let’s act like MITT ROMNEY on this one.

You know they are just JEALOUS and ENVIOUS because we tell better stories and we got jokes. It doesn’t have to break our spirits. We don’t need to be like them. No matter how much money they have, it is a shame they cannot do what is right for WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION.

They should be thankful. Everyone has a different way of cleaning up their neighborhood. BATMAN had his way of taking out the GARBAGE. Even at the end of the day when he became Bruce Wayne, he was always a very compassionate and giving person. He never destroyed companies.

He did what was right to help the companies going under. The Board of Directors were on the same page and it was more like a FRIENDLY takeover.

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY is a company that prospered. It is not viewed as a VULTURE CAPITALIST COMPANY. WARREN BUFFET and BRUCE WAYNE have remained long TIME friends and they have a good business relationship.

You never left the WOLVES on top of the HEARSE to have TRICKLE DOWN MITT-O-ROMNICS. They are just angry because NEWT GINGRICH let the cat out of the MOAT. What made me say that?

We were here first and then all of a sudden the SNOOTIES started moving into the neighborhood and wanted us to pay Home Association Fees. I couldn’t believe they sent you a notice to get rid of the towers, the moat, the alligators, and that feisty lizard.

We are definitely keeping the lightning and the thundering surrounding the castle. Look what MITT ROMNEY did with BAIN CAPITAL and the effect it had on KCPL and MO. GAS COMPANY. The people and the companies never saw it coming. See what happens WHEN MITT ROMNEY CAME TO TOWN?

STEREOTYPING AFRICAN AMERICANS when we move into the neighborhood. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS fought hard on the Senate floor for you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. He would say, “My Lady there is a remedy to this problem but I need your help so this will not come back to the SENATE floor.”

He said you knew they were BUZZARD BAIT LIZARDS and the problem had to be eradicated. I remember SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS telling me that in Spanish, the alligator is the term for the lizard. Whatever happened to CHARLES and DAVID KOCH? MADAME FRANKENSTEIN, you didn’t!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION so to say. I must be very vigilant over the OLD WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURES which consist of eagles, buzzards, kites, and hawks. The evolution of the NEW WORLD REPUBLICAN VULTURE consists of the ANDEAN CONDOR and the CALIFORNIA CONDOR.

It is the new and updated name of the TEA PARTY. The strongest characteristic of both these REPUBLICAN VULTURE CAPITALISTS is their bald head and dark metallic wings. We must be ready EGOR. That is why we have the MOAT.

EGOR:

The feisty lizard too, who is always making such a big splash. I always wondered why he had such a large impact inside the moat. It surprises everyone when they look into the moat to see such a SMALL CREATURE raising so much hell.

Now that I know who it really is, what does the NEWT have to lose? Sorry for getting sidetracked. The only reason why I called you MASTER is I never knew your first name. I thought it was okay not to ask. My sister always introduces her husband to everyone as “This is my husband”.

Hell, I’ve known him for thirty years and I just would say, “Hi husband.” He never corrected me. He was so fascinated with my eye. He would crack jokes and say things like, EYE just can’t imagine. Then he would point to my EYE. EYE bet you can’t read my thoughts.

One night…(MADAME FRANKENSTEIN cuts EGOR off).

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

EGOR you do not need to tell me about that night. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER? I have an idea of what happened to him and I’m not making fun of your EYE. I’m sorry your sister’s HUSBAND vanished on your birthday the night after the big party in the CASTLE.

My name is BAE BAE, EGOR. Now, who would be intimidated by a woman named BAE BAE FRANKENSTEIN? Subconsciously I think I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to be STEREOTYPED. I wanted to be FEARED. Come on now. It just isn’t strong enough.

Words play such a big part in strengthening or adding emphasis. As a matter of fact, WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) will also be here tonight. I need a stronger name to change my name into so I could be the FORCE to be reckoned with. BAE BAE, NO!

EGOR:

WOW! My real name is EDMUND. I changed my name so I could be FEARED. People would concentrate on my name more so than my eye. I think I can go back and name Famous PEOPLE with AMBLYOPIA.

Let’s see now, Paris Hilton, Marty Feldman, Bill Cosby, Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Bernie Mac, Ben Stuart Scott, Notorious BIG, and Janet Jackson. There are many with AMBLYOPIA and they are doing just fine.

It didn’t stop them from being successful and the young ladies are pretty cute.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

There are strategies for fixing the eye but certain techniques have its side effects. You can wear corrective prescription eyeglasses. Forcing the amblyopia eye to be put to use, you can wear a patch over the good eye. You can even put topical atropine in the eye that has better vision.

I see you are calming down. You would be so upset whenever you came back from capturing those who suffered from their ARROGANCE and ELITISM. They showed no fear and did not care about the risk. They had the nerve to insult you, curse at you, and poke fun of your eye.

Whenever you came back from the forest with a VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN or one of the guys from the SUPER PACs, they would be laughing at you like you were some kind of joke. I had the rooms remodeled, who’s laughing now. They are so detached from society.

If this is the way to get their undivided attention, so be it EDMUND. John Stewart and Steven Colbert did an exceptional job of getting the attention of the media, public, and government with their SUPER PAC SKIT.

EGOR:

You call me EDMUND. I think I like the way it sounds. Can I call you BAE BAE?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Only when there is no one around in the castle but me and you. I tell you what. I will let you think of a name for me. In the meantime, I will change the name in the script so I won’t call you EGOR. Okay EDMUND?

EDMUND:

We make a good team. It looks like everyone has arrived. It’s SHOWTIME!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Everyone listen up. WORD!(EDMUND aka EGOR is standing at the top of the spiral staircase next to MADAME FRANKENSTEIN). Thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting the SENATORS and their causes.

They are working extremely hard on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION to overturn CITIZENS UNITED and their wac ideas of CORPORATIONS are PEOPLE.

No pun intended to WAC(WORDS, ACTION, and COMMUNICATION) who has given a generous donation to support the building of our LEVEL I TRAUMA CENTER.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS would say, “EXXON MOBILE and BANK of AMERICA are NOT PEOPLE.” CORPORATIONS are not PEOPLE.

They have no flesh, blood, and they definitely don’t have a heart. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS are trying to screw the people out of their constitutional right to vote. These BLOODSUCKERS are flat-out trying to buy the PRESIDENCY with all of their SUPER PAC money.

Forget about an election.The COLONIC KINGS of COLONOSCOPY will go through the motions of having debates and pretend to have an election to only swoop down and steal the PRESIDENCY. We have an advantage. We must stay focused and PAY ATTENTION to their characteristics and traits.

The racketeering needs to stop. VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS have no morals because they are OPPORTUNISTS. They are major EXTRACTORS and the ROTO ROOTERS of our NATION. Call on the VULTURE CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS, that is their game.

They will ROTO ROOT your money and company right down the drain. I want everyone here to give themselves a big round of applause. We must stand UNITED and DO WHATEVER IT TAKES(DWIT). To my long TIME friend and business partner, I give you EDMUND.

He is the perfect person to head up the COERCIVE PERSUASION UNIT. HANNIBAL LECTER, EDMUND’S brother, could not be here tonight but I know he would be proud of your achievements. Everyone gives EDMUND a round of applause.

EDMUND:

Thank you, MADAME FRANKENSTEIN. I really appreciate your gift of the BOONDOCK SAINTS. I will try to live up to the CREATIVE DESTRUCTIVENESS in my new job position.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

The moment we all have been waiting for. Tour TIME! Over to my right, we have…(interrupted by a guest who looks inside and thinks the room is empty).

ALISHA ATTENTION:

There is no one in here.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Look again and tell me what you SEE with your EYES or what you PERCEIVE with your MIND.

AVA AWARENESS:

This is FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN HUNTSMAN from the UTAH’S room. He was always INVISIBLE in the race and debates. HUNTSMAN never picked up any steam. Why would he ENDORSE MITT ROMNEY when he said he would put his country first?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did he put his country first or himself? He worked with the PRESIDENT. It makes you wonder how he really feels. He ENDORSED a man who cannot decide whose side he is on. HUNTSMAN has become what he has ENDORSED. He lost his CREDITABILITY. Over to my right is MICHELE BACHMAN.

THEODORE THOUGHT:

Is that a DISCO outfit she’s wearing?

MARILYN MEMORY:

If my memory serves me correctly those are not NANCY SINATRA’S silver walking boots. She is in a SPACE SUIT. MICHELE BACHMAN is a real SPACE CASE.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It is all about PERCEPTION or what you think you see in front of you. Down the hallway, over to my left, we have RICK SANTORUM.

SAMUEL SPEECH:

I’m SPEECHLESS! Is that RuPaul sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap?

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Is that who you see sitting on RICK SANTORUM’S lap? He is not related to RON PAUL. RON PAUL’S son is named RAND PAUL. Did you know that RuPaul was named after roux, which is a mixture of wheat flour and butter sautéed in a skillet? You can use OIL.

RUPAUL, the Gravy of RICK SANTORUM’S LIFE. Now here’s a real treat through this doorway. What do you see, SENATOR SCHUMER?

SENATOR SCHUMER:

RICK PERRY as an AL-QAEDA TERRORIST hiding behind a huge BOULDER shooting at DICK CHANEY camouflaged in OIL. They both like war.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

It could be RICK PERRY down by the ranch taking target practice at his BIG BOULDER. DICK CHANEY bathing in OIL from IRAQ and monies he made from Halliburton. Peek into the room and tell me what you see SENATOR TOM UDALL.

SENATOR TOM UDALL:

Nah, RON PAUL is pregnant and BEN BERNANKE from the FEDERAL RESERVE is delivering a GOLD BABY. WHAT!

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

Did you check the sign on the door? RON PAUL is the head OBGYN physician. He is having a heated argument with BEN BERNANKE who is trying to confiscate RON PAUL’S golden surgical instruments. SENATOR MARK BEGICH, who do you see in the next room?

SENATOR MARK BEGICH:

I’ve never seen a fan this huge. It is throwing out some air. Why is that dog sitting in front of the fan? Is that MITT ROMNEY strapped to the bed? Oh no, the dog is about to Uhhhhhhhhhh. I think I’m going to be sick.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

MITT ROMNEY has a nice huge clock over his head and for the next 12 hours, he can enjoy.

CONRAD CONSCIOUSNESS:

Did we all witness the same incident through our eyes? The IMAGE did not change.

MADAME FRANKENSTEIN:

This is the TRUE CONSCIOUS MIND. That is what happens when SH…T hits the fan and one is deserving of the SH…T. TIME to take a trip to the MOAT. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, come this is your favorite place.

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS:

These two alligators are one of the biggest problems in CITIZENS UNITED but now we have the situation under control. The lizard that is raising ruckus will soon become buzzard’s bait.

We must remember that no matter what we see or think we see, it’s all about PERCEPTION and how we PERCEIVE what we saw in our MINDS EYE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

It is the ACCUMULATION of INFORMATION that will lead to GREATER KNOWLEDGE. This KNOWLEDGE will lead to more CHOICES. WITHIN the CHOICES you will become more SELECTIVE.

Once you have SELECTED your TARGET the INFORMATION will give you the OPPORTUNITY to paint a CLEAR PICTURE of your TARGET or “SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE”. The world we live in must have STABILITY.

UNDERSTANDING and INTERPRETING our ENVIRONMENT through our SENSES gives us a stronger JUDGEMENT CALL or “PERCEPTION”. We must LEARN THE PROCESS, UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS before we DO the PROCESS(DUE PROCESS).

There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of INFORMATION. There is not a BALANCE of POWER when there is LACK of AWARENESS and INTELLECT. To diminish the risk of being TARGETED we must INVESTIGATE, be VIGILANT, and DUE DILIGENCE.

BOTTOM LINE:

WAC is WORDS, ACTIONS, and COMMUNICATION. We SPEAK the WORDS and our WORDS alone will not determine what is SPOKEN is TRUTHFUL. Our WORDS and our ACTIONS will not deliver SATISFACTION of TRUST.

Our WORDS, ACTIONS, and APPROPRIATE BODY LANGUAGE will determine one’s COMMUNICATION. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Speak To The People

by Linda Ballard

C-CONVEY what you need to say with CLARITY, CONSISTENCY, and PERSEVERANCE.

O-OPPORTUNITY shall be granted to the PEOPLE’S VOICE to CONNECT with our GOVERNMENT, helping the PEOPLE ARBITRATE their differences.

M-MESSAGES sent throughout the NATION will BUILD BRIDGES to BRIDGE THE GAP for DISCUSSIONS on FOREIGN POLICY.

M-MEDIATION of these CONVERSATIONS will strengthen the BOND from NATION TO NATION.

U-UNIFORMITY-is STABILITY and the BACKBONE that our NATION has put in PLACE for EQUALITY and JUSTICE for ALL.

N-NEGOTIATION on TALKING POINTS should not WAVER to the degree we COMPROMISE what we have come so far to ACHIEVE. We must LAY IT ON THE LINE and TOW THE LINE with it.

I-INTERVENTION of our GOVERNMENT should COOPERATE and NETWORK with their CONSTITUENTS ACROSS THE ISLES, WE THE PEOPLE, and OUR NATION.

C-CONTRASTING difference will take its walk and turn the corner to CORRELATE an AGREEMENT to keep from violating the HUMAN, and CIVIL RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE.

A-ALLIANCES BY THE PEOPLE have extended their causes and will defeat the CONSERVATIVE FACTION.

T-TRANSMISSIONS of the MEDIA, WEBCAST, and TELECAST are there FOR THE PEOPLE to stay well INFORMED with FACTUAL INFORMATION.

I-IDEOLOGIES of a PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT will take this NATION by the storm to keep up with GLOBALIZATION.

O-OPPOSITION does not SUPPORT the CORRESPONDENCE of the 1% PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE.

N-NO is NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. We can NO LONGER be held as HOSTAGES. We can PROMULGATE our views of DEMOCRACY against the CONSERVATIVE FACTION DICTATORSHIP.

These steps, when taken, will LEAD YOU THROUGH THE DOORWAY of COMMUNICATION and DOWN THE RIGHT PATH. YOU will LEARN to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE. COMMUNICATION is the PATH we can CHOOSE to PAVE THE WAY to SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

ADVISORY ALERT: COMMUNICATION is our GOVERNMENT and NATION BIGGEST PROBLEM. THERE ARE MANY WAYS ENLISTED TO SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE but it is WHAT YOU SAY, HOW YOU SAY IT, and the INTONATION of SPEECH YOU SAY IT WITH can cause FAILURE in COMMUNICATION.

Will our GOVERNMENT be able to come back to the table within 2 MONTHS and NEGOTIATE TAX CUTS for the MIDDLE CLASS? Does the GOP, REPUBLICANS, and TEA PARTY understand who is in CHARGE? Do they realize the existence of WE THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION’S problems?

What or Who has undermined our GOVERNMENTS ability to COMMUNICATE and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE? MANY TIMES the OPPORTUNITY was offered to come to the TABLE and make the RIGHT DECISION. There are many tools to help accommodate our GOVERNMENT in the decision-making process.

What happened that our GOVERNMENT INTENTIONALLY CHOSE TO FAIL WE THE PEOPLE AND OUR NATION? Our GOVERNMENT is IMPAIRED and has continued to PUNISH the PEOPLE and the NATION. Yet many of these members of our GOVERNMENT are the HIGHEST PAID and part of the 1%.

GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT is paid to MAKE THE WRONG DECISION or NO DECISION. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, OUR GOVERNMENT has been REWARDED. SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE and HOLD OUR GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE.

COMMUNICATION is one of the BIGGEST PROBLEMS of PEOPLE diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME (NONVERBAL LEARNING DISABILITY). It is WHAT THEY SAY, HOW THEY SAY IT, and the INTONATION of their SPEECH that causes FAILURE TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE with PEOPLE.

The COMMUNICATION of those diagnosed with NLD SYNDROME is usually ONE-SIDED and plays itself out like a SCRIPT. NLDers struggle with taking others perspective.

It is hard to play by the rules if you don’t understand the rules or know the rules exist. It becomes more difficult to respect the person of AUTHORITY if you can’t grasp who is in CHARGE. How can you adjust the behavior if you aren’t TAUGHT the APPROPRIATE BEHAVIORS?

This undermines NLDers. The assumption is made people diagnosed with NLD knows how to BEHAVE and INTERACT. Unless you have taken the TIME out of your day to TEACH, TEACH, TEACH you are in for a rude awakening. SOCIAL CONVENTION goes down the tube.

They will comment negatively, interrupt a conversation, redirect a conversation to a topic of interest to themselves, and cannot grasp the concept of whatever one thinks can be spoken out loud. NLD cannot paraphrase or tell “WHITE LIES” to keep from hurting others.

NLDers cannot make the connection of negative feedback from persons to his/her statement which was caused UNINTENTIONALLY. They will have no clue why people are offended by their remarks. NLDers are not given the OPPORTUNITY. They are isolated by our SOCIETY.

People diagnosed with NLD catch hell getting an EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM. If they receive a program, they are not properly ACCOMMODATED. This is carried over into the WORKFORCE and throughout their LIVES. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY-THEY CAN LEARN and are very willing to do so.

REWARDS are not given to NLDERS. PUNISHMENT and PROGRAMS such as PSYCHOTHERAPY, which is counterproductive to meet their needs are given. MEDICATION is served up on a PLATTER. AN INSTITUTIONAL OFFER INSTEAD of A JOB OFFER will be given STRAIGHT-UP before an INTERVIEW.

Bottom line: Understanding a problem exists will help get to the heart of the problem. TEACH the COMMUNICATION SKILLS which helps to avoid him/her from running people off or isolating themselves from others. We must give helpful criticism and be willing to TEACH.

It is important to understand this IMPAIRMENT is NEUROLOGICAL and there is NO CHOICE for this child/adult. NO child/adult chooses to fail.

UNINTENTIONAL! SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE.

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep__An NLD Mother’s Prayer

by Linda Ballard

It appears that certain government officials didn’t like the language of President Barack Obama’s Speech. I did not come here to defend the President because this is a man who can PRESS ON.

MAXINE WATERS, you may like your HIGH HEELS, you may not like wearing SLIPPERS. You say you work, you march, but you are sending a mixed message to the people. There are many ways which each individual can convey their message.

It appears you have a problem with understanding what others are trying to convey or even say. Are YOU listening? Do YOU have your own AGENDA?

Being candid can give people the impression in which your straightforwardness reflects no COMPASSION, EMPATHY, or SUPPORT. My son speaks candidly. He was diagnosed with NLD Syndrome at the age of 4 years 10 months. Now that he is older he has a very strong voice and tone. He is more like Chris Christie only a DEMOCRAT. Chris Christie has a very strong tone and so far there is no recanting of what he may say. I asked my son what is it about MAXINE WATERS that is disturbing about her political stance. He said, “If you go to the CREW you will find 15 MOST CORRUPT MEMBERS of CONGRESS on this LIST”. Yes, she is on the list and she has her own agenda. He also stated she was listed for the year 2006, 2007, and 2009. The future of government lies in the hands of our younger adults. How can we trust the platform of government officials if our elder’s behaviors are so poorly?

The behavior of Elected officials in government doesn’t match the words that come from their mouths. Maxine Waters has continued to insert her foot in her mouth and videotaped her A… Yet rudeness has been placed upon the backs of those with NLD Syndrome. People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome bear the scars and wear the banners of curtness, inappropriate/unexpected behavior, behavior problems, angry/explosive and implosive behavior. Our society accused those with NLD Syndrome with acting out intentionally. Yet this behavior has been relentlessly displayed by Maxine Waters and many other government officials. You are in for a rude awakening if you know someone diagnosed with NLD Syndrome.They will wax your A… and continue to buff.

Sugar coating will never happen. Loyalty is a strong trait that NLDers carry which political officials need to borrow. Maxine Waters’ sense of loyalty will reveal itself on the evening news by once again recanting her statements. Showing her loyalty lies with her own personal agenda of having a political position in the year 2012. We are tired of our Government officials throwing each other under the bus. The behavior of our government is deplorable.

My son’s political stance is not to go golfing with John Boehner and feel comfortable with Mitch McConnell. We all know where he stands. Eric Canter blocks all and keeps everything to himself. Jim Demint’s followers, the Tea Party, are out of control. The Republicans and the Tea Party recant their statements all the TIME. As a race of people, we need to support the INTELLIGENCE OF THE MIND and those decisions which will affect the lives of not just one RACE of people but for ALL the people.

Our young adults are taking a closer look at the political figures. Herman Caine announced he was a real black man. If you have to do a public service announcement on your manhood you fall short in a lot of areas. Herman Cain, Alan West, Jessie Lee Peterson, Lloyd Marcus, Star Parker and many others who are attached at the right hip of the Right Wing Extremists will get a friendly reminder from their GRAND MOO FA.

Rush Limbaugh, Grand MOO FA, his second in command Glenn Beck, and all of FOX NEWS will make a public service announcement to Herman Caine and his BLACK JACK GANG. It will be brief. The Grand Moo FA doesn’t think that African Americans are INTELLIGENT. Herman Caine shares those same beliefs and thinks we have been brainwashed into becoming DEMOCRATS. “You People” have confused the younger African Americans and we have accomplished our goal, stated the GRAND MOO FA. On the Tyra Banks show, we saw African Americans wanting to be white. Younger adults wanting to belong to the KKK. Hell, even in grade school, smaller children are beginning to think dark skin is ugly and natural hair is nappy.

When smaller children are asked to pick out who is the smarter child, they picked out the one who is white. You guys have been just great in screwing up your race. You have served your Purpose and your services are no longer needed. “Herman Caine while you were out trying to discover your identity and put your BLACKNESS under the Microscope, I Rush Limbaugh, the Grand Moo FA, discovered something better.” You are not FREE to go. We Own you. What a Sell-Out. Price of Success.

The Congressional BLACK CAUCUS and the BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS need to understand it is not just about the POLITICS of our government. This is about the lives of the PEOPLE and what is best for the PEOPLE.

Our children’s lives should pave the way for a brighter future. Our children’s lives are at great risk and they are no longer living out the full term of their life. A parent’s worst nightmare is to see their child in a coffin surrounded by other young adults. This is a permanent TIME OUT and Recess is over. Even if our children grow up it is hard to see them incarcerated, on death row, and murdered by a senseless death. Before my children were put to bed at night they would get on their knees and pray.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord My soul shall keep. If I should die before I wake. I pray the Lord my soul shall take. This prayer has been modified for today’s children and young adults. Before I lay my head to rest. I pray to God I have done my best. When death comes to my soul, I pray to God my children grow old. AMEN! It is TIME TO PRESS ON. It is TIME for TIME_EXTENSION OF LIFE.

DEDICATED: To the future of our children. IN loving MEMORY of STEVE JOBS whose EXIT is NOW A PERMANENT ENTRANCE. You take a closer look at people and everything that surrounds your life. For the first TIME, the field of one’s life extends across the way. It is not dying from what you have but living with the TRUTH of what you have. The TRUTH of having your hands on DEATHS DOORWAY changes everything about you. Steve Jobs, myself, and many others who wear those shoes know what is TRULY IMPORTANT. The TRUTH is a powerful key and it will UNLOCK many doors. DISEASE AND DEATH is the LATCH that can be OPEN with the key of TRUTH. ACCEPTANCE of the TRUTH gives an extension to live. DENIAL of the TRUTH shortens the desire to fight the LATCH of DISEASE and DEATH when you finally come to grips with the TRUTH.

NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Major Player In My Life

by Linda Ballard

All this turbulence has cradled my heart.
There is little left of my airflow.
My father and I are miles apart.
The loneliness has continued to grow.

I just need to find a picture
Of all the good TIMES we shared.
We both are a crazy mixture.
Dad, I know you truly cared.

I’m sitting here lonely in my room.
Help me figure this one out.
This feeling of unrelenting gloom,
Has stricken me with so much doubt.

I hope you left me a letter.
My spirit has begun to descend.
I’m praying it will make it all better.
I hope this is not the end.

What is that on the table?
Can this be the answers I seek?
Give me the strength to be able,
To know our situation isn’t bleak.

To my son, I will always love you.
The separation cuts deep like a knife.
The bond we share is like Super Glue.
You’re the Major Player In My Life.

Nothing has changed but the distance.
I’m filing for a divorce from my wife.
Your mother has not been resistant.
You’re the Major Player In My Life.

I will continue to support you and your mother.
There is no bad blood, conflict, or strife.
We will continue to love one another.
You’re the Major Player In My Life.

DEDICATION: This is dedicated to NATHAN MAJORS who has handled his trials and tribulations with great courage. In the face of adversity, he has become better and not bitter. Nathan has continued to be an AWESOME, AWESOME father. He has continued to hold his rank among men who are breaking the cycle of DEADBEAT DADS, NO CALL NO SHOW FATHERS, and ABSENTEE FATHERS. Unlike Congressman JOE WALSH of ILLINOIS, TEA PARTY REPUBLICAN that has not paid his wife and children $117,437.00 for 9 years is bad news for all the GOOD MEN who are STEPPING UP THEIR GAME.

To all my NLDERS here is the comparison and contrasting behavior of what is INTENTIONAL. JOE WALSH behavior is highly unacceptable. There are many men around the world who doesn’t hold the position JOE WALSH hold. These men have been called out to pay child support for way less. How did he slip through the cracks? JOE WALSH needs to be held accountable. NLD Mom/cancer survivor

Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy

by Linda Ballard

Ok, Gang, we are not ordering Pizza and we are not watching any Movies. You saw what happened to the Republicans and the Tea Party. They just don’t get it. Pizza gives you Gas and you can Blow Yourself Out of The Box. The Deal John Boehner tried to put in place went down 59 to 41 in the Senate. If John Boehner had read any of SMOKELBG’S SUPERBOWL STORIES he would have learned Twisting people’s’ Arm and Cursing at his Gang Will Not Work. First of all, John Boehner didn’t know his people. He needed a manual on the Republican Tea Party. The people he did know he decided to punish them. The ones he Punished found out he Didn’t Know Anything. John Boehner’s Gang has received a TKO. Teddy Pendergrass was Not singing the song. John Boehner only made the Republican Tea Party anger escalate and their behaviors showed its A… The Boehner Gang is now watching STAR TREK II, WRATH OF KHAHN. The movie was spectacular. The Internal Squabble behind the scenes of the movie is the Republicans vs. Tea Party.

Gene Roddenberry got kicked to the curb for changing his mind too much and going over the limit of his budget. He was given one of those positions, Last House On The Left. This is the Out Of Sight, Out Of Your Mind Position given to those who have problems with Productivity. Directors and Producers were brought in to finish the job. Gene Roddenberry and many others now understand every Promotion Is Not A Promotion. The Movie Industry has problems with their Gangs. You can ask Steven Spielberg, John Singleton, Clint Eastwood, Tyler Perry, and Spike Lee. Now Spike, the order of your name being last has nothing to do with your phenomenal skills. It is just the way SMOKELBG wrote it. Nothing Personal. Will John Boehner get one of these Promotions? His Directions wasn’t clear nor good. John Boehner produced very little in his Two Step Plan. Maybe he thought he was Dancing. Well, John, I hate to tell you, Don’t Go There. You might trip and Fail Again.

We have a new Democratic Emblem. Our Gang is going Full Circle With The Big D. “KNOW THIS”, (translation of KNOW THIS–I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, OKAY) the Deal is for We The People and Our Nation. When Republicans and the Tea Party ran out of Toilet Tissue, I offered them Wipes. They were hesitant but they figured out what to use them for. It took awhile but that’s okay. Once they got cleaned off, I sent for John Boehner. I did not curse. I asked John Boehner to get his TUTTI-FRUTTI AW ROOTY BOOTY in here—A WOP-BOP-ALOO-MOP, ALOP BAM BOOM (translation–Drum Role Please). There was a problem in the Gang of Musicians. Pat Boone cleaned up Little Richard’s song and sold more copies than Little Richard. Hmm! I wonder why? This is another Trip Down Black Alley. Melissa Harris-Perry did an excellent job of explaining the RACIAL DIVIDE between Blacks, Whites, and Latinos on Income, Wealth, and Education on the Rachel Maddow Show. I went before the Nation and I expressed there may be many who may not agree with me or my decision. Hell, or even like me for being the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Michelle Bachman, I had nothing to do with you and Sarah Palin not getting into the Intelligent Women’s Club. You need to talk to SMOKELBG about that one. Patti Labelle and Micheal McDonnell would sing it to the tune of I’M ON MY OWN. What did Little Richard tell you, ladies? GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY you cannot have it Your Way. WOOOOO! You are not the Pointer Sisters. Michelle Bachman takes your Girlfriend, Sarah Palin, and Point Your Butt toward the door. On the way out see Ray Charles so he can tell you to Hit The Road Jack.

The Democrats and I roll to the tune of Music, not Musiq. I know how the Republicans and the Tea Party got the issues confused. Musiq Soulchild is the Artist and Songwriter who sings Teach Me. Before the deal goes down I hope the Republican and the Tea Party learn what the FULL CIRCLE BIG D is about to Teach Them. When Kool And The Gang lose their Kool, they would listen to the Big B, Barry White.  Barry White would sing Practice What You Preach to John Boehner, his Gang, and the Tea Party. If it hadn’t been for the Ohio Players jamming at the Democrats luncheon, the Whitehouse would be singing Fire. The only reason why we stayed up Day And Night On Two Occasions listening to the DEELE because Babyface, LA Reid, and Kevin Edmond were having problems with their Gang. Our Deal for We The People and Our Nation–We Cannot Go For Broke. Bobby Womack just told Chaka Khan, I Can’t Understand It. Chaka Khan sent an e-mail to Shanice saying I Feel For You. It is hard to go over to the Republican Camp and sing Silent Prayer. Envogue is at the Senate Hearing Committee singing Never Gonna Get It. Jade just broke through the door and said, “5, 4, 3, Yo Time Is Up”. Just So You Don’t Think You Are Crazy, Boyz II Men will wrap it up with We Come To The End Of The Road.

We The People and Our Nation have been under a lot of stress. Just before the darkest hour dawn will break. A little Laughter can go a long way. We learned who the GIVERS, TAKERS, and the RUMP SHAKERS were. It was not Guy, Blackstreet, or Wrecks-N-Effect. To all my NLDERS music is a good strategy to soothe the Savage Beast. If your choice is Movies, make sure it is a Movie you can Understand and Not Need Your Interpreter. People become annoyed when others talk about the show. Leave your cellphones at home. LAUGHTER reduces one’s STRESS. FRIENDS and RELATIONSHIPS are hard to maintain. Anyone can have trouble with their Gang. Keeping It Real For NLD Skills.