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Working The Mo__Joe

by Linda Ballard

It happens all the Time on the Flip Side Of The Chart. When our mouths open the words devour our friends, family, and associates. Our mannerism can be awkward and the words cut like a sword. We spit out the hard-core TRUTH but it is not welcomed. We ask a lot of questions and we really want to know “WHY” It is our style of learning. Most people feel like we are interrogating them. What pissed us off is when we discovered you have no factual information. What happens after this encounter? Pure Isolation and we have to walk home from the D.. golf course. It’s too much for the opposite end of the spectrum. The Flip Side Of The Chart golf’s game has been permanently called off. We made lots of enemies for today. All our donors slipped away. Well, You know it makes me wanna shout. Kick my heels up. Throw my hands up. Throw my head back. Come on now! Say you will. I really appreciate this tune by the Isley Brothers. I found just the man who wears his tongue with honor just like he carries his wakizashi sword when he guards our president. A Friend INDEEDY when it’s SHO-NUFF NEEDY.

This Brother did not MUDDY the WATERS. JOE BIDEN got his MOJO working. Not only MUDDY WATERS but a lot of people understand what it feels like when your hoo-doo/voodoo, charm, charisma, fire, and passion doesn’t work. You are not appealing. The drive and power are gone. Check the gas. The tank is on E. Rejection stares you in the eyes and makes it clear to get a loss and take a hike. You’re not going to be the next Boss Of The Mic. Bottom line, you stink! Go on down the road and get a stiff drink. Bust a move JOE and whip out your Fire and Desire song by Rick James and Teena Marie. What the people don’t understand is you hold an awesome key. Joe is Joe and not a Hillary want to be. This is the key which unlocks Joe’s personality. This is one of his greatest strengths because when he speaks it is not with a forked tongue. When the words come flying out of his mouth and Joe videotapes his A… everyone knows Joe is TRUE TO FORM. Biden isn’t a malicious person and has NO INTENT to do harm. Acceptance is the KEY. Say it with me, Holland Cooke and Zerlina Maxwell, “Let Joe Be Joe” and let Me be Me.

The only problem is when I am me I don’t get Joe’s treatment. Joe can work the room because he has the Va-Va Vroom. When I open my mouth I will be shown the door real soon. It was the intonation of Joe’s speech that sweeps the people off their feet. The pitch in my voice led to my total defeat. This is what happens to the people who struggle with social skills. When there is impaired social interaction, eye contact is avoided, all the cues for proper communication are missed. If you can’t read a person facial expression serious may turn to funny and funny can turn into anger. The Flip Side Of The Chart struggle with the swerve to curve paraphrasing. Paraphrasing is a “SMOOTHIE OF A LIE.” It masks and covers up what you really need to tell a person. The MO__JOE is working it. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Mitch McConnell works it. See There. Do you get it? Paraphrasing is a delay tactic. It delays the inevitable.

Biden has Lou Rawls song gliding off his lips. He is a Natural Man. Come on down Joe and take a stand. Joe walks across the ice to meet the everyday people and he will mingle with the band. He is out and about doing what Ordinary People do. This Vice President has never come across as a star. He’s swimming, skating, and he loves his car. He is Just a regular Joe. For Real! His blubbers, gaffes, or social blunders are accepted right away. Joe’s voice can roar like a lion with thunder. He was informing Paul Ryan, Joe doesn’t play. Biden’s smile, the distance he holds when he talks to people, his great ability to reach out and embrace the living and to preach at your funeral once you’re dead. Into each life, rain will fall. Biden will catch a train to embrace the smallest of the small. (children or included). Joe is There in the mix. He is not the candidate of a quick fix. Joe wants it, deserve it, and he is no Tricky Dick Nix.

Why do you think every person in their right mind wants to be the Pope? It is not because he is dress to impress. He turned down the fancy Pope Robe and the fancy Pope House. The Pope doesn’t drive a fancy car. For a minute I thought I was referring to Warren Buffett. He sneaks out at night to be with the people and he has definitely made the connection. The Pope of Hope is in the mix. The Pope of Hope is a legend Starting Here Starting Now. He will be Forever, For Always, For Love. Luther Vandross would agree on Here and Now. Pope Francis has chosen to be Ordinary People. John Legend rocked that song. The talk to me Pope is not viewed as the Dude at the Pearly Gates. He is in reach and concrete. Check it out! It is the level of comfort Pope Francis has incorporated into his unlimited heart and soul. I wouldn’t be intimidated or feel as if I have to say 22 Hail Mary’s just to talk to Pope Francis. I wouldn’t be nervous because the Pope makes you feel at home and not along. I can relate. It nice to have a rap session before I get to the pearly gates.

You want to be able to relate and share life experiences whether or not it is a male or female. Here’s the deal Hill and Bill! You have the BUZZ, lots of money, and the experience. Is Hill connected to the people? Hill has dangled and pranced around like an entitlement queen. I am not feeling the Ann Romney Syndrome. I’m not waiting for Hill because there are a lot of good women in the democratic party who can step up to the plate and rock the shoes as President. Don’t throw my Sisters under the bus. I named the women in my tweets whom I thought it would be hard as hell to defeat. Bill recently walked out on the stage as if the president didn’t exist. Ooooh! That was a very bad move on Bill’s part. When you make moves like that it MUDDY THE WATERS. Do not change the Pledge of Alliance to One Nation Under God Divisible. Hill and Bill have become disrespectful to the Republicans. It is to the Republic for which we stand One Nation Under God INDIVISIBLE. If Hill and Bill continue on with the strategy of trying to make the President of the United States, Barack Obama, Invisible, before his term is over you, will divide the Democratic party. The Koch Brothers and the whole Republican crew will be so happy. I do not wish to explain to my grand-babies anymore that the president is not Bill Clinton. Nor do I wish to have them in fear if Hill gets in will Bill take over. You talk about the Banks are too Big to Fail. Well, you set Hill up as Too Big To Fail. Hill can strike out again by losing the African Americans, Latinos, Asians, and
other diverse votes. This race should be for the people and the nation and not ran on one’s ambitions of personal gain. Bill may feel the need to fulfill Hill’s I.O.U. The people and the nation need another great leader that can work the Peace Deals. End of Story.

Working The Mo__Joe swings it swords in many directions. Once you Muddied the Water it becomes the Chris Christie Syndrome. Like my Boi said he can tell the people anything because he is a trained lawyer. Hills a trained lawyer also. She is qualified to do many things. I need to know who Hill rocks, the Corporate Crats or the People. There is a lot of money flying around and it can work against Hill. Hill will be working with an impoverished, underprivileged nation of people who don’t TRUST the government to do what is morally right. Hills hawkishness may work against her also. Many people no longer want to be caught in another war. Especially a make-believe War Hill validated. That really wasn’t cool. I haven’t heard Hill come out on her friends in Arkansas. Joe and President Obama praised Costco. What is Hill’s position on Walmart? This Behemoth company battled for women’s rights. I never heard Hill speak out. What is her belief on Opportunity for the people who work so hard, underpaid, and still needs government, assistant? Are you trying to protect an extra wallet for your campaign? Are you packing any of the Wall Street F.. You money around? Bring It! What is your Stand Hill? I want to know the Deal.

Bottom line, before I lay my head to rest I want to feel our country has fallen into the hands of the next GRAND GUARDIAN. On the Flip Side Of The Chart “Trust”
ranks very high on the Priority List. We tend to be too TRUSTING or too NAIVE. The UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS gets SCREWED. The Opposite End Of The Spectrum has the same problem. With Intent there lies the agenda of suppressing the vote and serving ones on purpose and becoming wealthy. Wow! Believing in TED CRUZ (Mr. No Plan Of Action), Chris Christie (Under the YUM YUM Bridge), (re-electing) Scott Walker, John Kasich (sign the bill to suppress votes and cut women’s health care), Rick Perry (Trap Law whose mine is trapped inside), along (with Mississippi Burning) Governor Phil Bryant, Bobby Jendel (a road scholar who has been on the D… road too long), Rick Snider (Mr. Emergency Manager Law and there is NO D… Fire). Sam Brombeck (needs a new calculator). Are you getting my DRIFT?
I hope it all adds up.

The Strategy for BIDEN is too keep Working MO__JOE and glide with self-determination and you will keep the congregation. Work it like the POPE. Hell-of-a-lot of HOPE! Don’t Muddy the Water with the F… You Money.

Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns

by Linda Ballard

Thank You, Jonny Nash. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Oooh, Wee! With this new lens, I can see all obstacles in my way. Since all the DARK CLOUDS that had me BLIND (keeping glaucoma off my A…), It’s gonna be a Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day. While my field of vision weakens there are so many people in the world who kept their eyes on the WETHER/CASTRATED BREW and the CIRCUMCISED CREW. It took the no good, shiftless, irresponsible, worthless, incompetent, no count, weak A.., BS haters to point out the characteristics of people who are strong and are true leaders. You can recognize the people who are doers and achievers vs the people as Howard Fineman would say, “Feckless.” How Pretty! Now we can see the DICK CHENEYS of the world. Behaviors (weather) are not good or bad points out what defines you as a person. Your behavior points the finger at who you will endorse or whose Amen corner you are in. It is the CREME BRULEE of who your A.. hangs out with so you won’t get caught up in Scandals and get creamed. The scandal has its star. Christie TV is scandalous. We’re now ready to call APPLE for Personality App Development.

Mean Mugshots will be upgraded to Apps Personality. Get ready and turn on your smartwatch and view the stupidity Palin App. For the Haters App, you need to pull out the BIG BEN CLOCK and view Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Congress, GOP, and the Tea Party. Fifty-two TIMES to repeal the law of the land has surpassed stupidity. To all the people on the opposite end of the spectrum and the Flip Side of the Chart, whoever you know or can recognize as a Hater throw them onto the Bell Tower. The Ignorant A… App would consist of the people who say and do Dumbsh… all the Time. Here are just a few of my favorites, Todd Akin, Richard Murdock, Louie Gohmert, Dick Black, Fox News and so on. These App would be like Build the Bear. Walk into Five Guys and put anything on your D…burger to show this Is For The Cool In You. BabyFace would agree that this behavior isn’t cool at all. He should know. He is the one who wrote and sang this song. Makes sure you get an external hard drive.

My favorite Apps is the Disrespect App. Darrell Issa face is the first to pop up. Of course one needs to understand Issa’s face will be recurring on other apps, especially the Ignorant A… App. Okay! Get On The Good Foot. Much respect to James Brown. TIME to stop clowning around. Think of a person you know who loves talking underneath their breath, has a condescending tone in their voice, and talks to you like you are the idiot of the year. What! I did not receive an Oscar for 14 years as a slave on my job. Hmmm! It was no act. Baby I’m For Real. Tell it to Vladimir Putin who is trying to bounce off the walls with the Original’s song by telling Angela Merkel its just a Training Day exercise with him and Denzel Washington fooling around. Who is Putin trying to convince? Taking over Crimea starting out small later to come back and hijack the Sooo..ul Kraine. Love, Peace, and Nappiness to you Brother. Angela Merkel is singing Aretha Franklin’s Respect. My Girl contacted the Temptation. Their advice was not to hesitate and do what you got to do. Will Merkel tell Putin to Take This Oil and Shove It?

Reality flashes its lights and President Obama is in the rose garden smelling like a rose. Putin’s behavior has not only revealed his weakness but it has shown the world how crazy his A… really is. What’s President Obama singing? Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time? Didn’t I! Yes, this is a Delfonics moment. Talking about a Dramatic experience, Putin is left In The Rain once again. President Obama politely asks Putin, How Can I Ease the Pain. If you don’t like the way I’m coming atcha go to YOUTUBE and maybe Lisa Fischer can help Putin calm the hell down so he can stop being insane. Did you hear that noise? It wasn’t music. Sounds like an explosion.

Check your watch. Look up there. Does this mean….? This ain’t the Hunger Games. Hey, what am I supposed to think? The poor and the middle class are Catching Hell. What nerves! On Chris Matthew’s watch, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz would appear at the same TIME. Take them both out of the equation. Of course, these two men along with their crew are in another SPACE ZONE and has lost track of Time Moving Forward. Why don’t The Fockers go join Putin since the neo-cons think our President is so WEAK? See There__I Get This! You don’t want all this negativity slowing down or crashing your computer. In the real world, negative personalities tend to eat up a lot of space. What a spreadsheet! Can you see the pattern of the G-Money Dawgs who are Famous for being Famous? They have nothing to offer society, and AB-SO-LUTE-LY no RESPECT will ever be given to any of these people because they are truly “FECKLESS”. Stop judging a person intelligence on what he/she has materially. Start looking for materials to make yourself intelligent. Darrell Issa, Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and the list goes on and on of people with money. These Brothers have money off the hook. D…burgers! Tell the crooks to change their books. Changes in their behavior might change their outlook.

Just think if all these people had diseases and did nothing to help themselves.
The word WEAK would never roll off their lips. This conversation of weakness would not exist. Do nothing about Diabetes and see what would happen. Oh SUGAR, please! Exactly! It would be all about the rise and decline of your Blood sugar and the hormone (insulin) that your body resist. CA-POW-YAH. Holy Batman! Yes, Robin! It is extremely dark in the bat cave. No Robin, you failed to get control of your Diabetes and now your A… is Blind. Why is the Hulk green? Remember when David Banner changes and breaks out because he can’t get control of his anger. He breaks out and starts running. I told him to put on shoes. It is so important to keep your feet covered when you’re a Diabetic. Not Mr. Vladimir Putin Syndrome! Hulk thought he was the new bag of Lays Garlic Bread Chips. The Hulk stepped on a nail and he did nothing about it. He won’t be running around after his foot gets amputated. Robin, you must understand the Hulk’s behavior led him down the path of hypertension, high blood pressure and later heart disease. Even when his lab’s results came back his creatinine level was out of whack. His kidneys are about to fall through the crack. Hulk is facing dialysis, his TV series canceled and Green Baby Boogie will not be back. When you say Diabetes this is not one disease. It can affect many parts of the body. The same effect the Do-Nothing Congress has on the people and the nation. It runs amok and who gets f… Fifty-2 Times that really sucks.

Bottom line, before you get fed up, 2Pac song let the Brothers and Sisters of the world know to Keep Ya Head Up. What or Who will bring our nation down? Whose behavior was profound? Who made decisions that were safe and sound? Who was the man who wore the frown? Who lost their D… mind never to be found? WHY? Erratic behaviors demonstrated Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns.

Go For Joe Remix

by Linda Ballard

Joe is doing what he does.
He can wear OBAMA’s shoes.
Biden made it clear on the View.
Joe was not singing the Blues.

The world can go for JOE.

Go for what you truly know.
2016 it could be Joe.
Joe has his own stride and street flow.
Who said it’s Hilary D… show?

The world can go for Joe.

Joe said it on the air.
He was quite debonair.
Tell the people not to despair.
Biden wants it and he cares.

The world can go for Joe.

The Clinton’s had some nerves.
You don’t kick the President to the curve.
Hilary doesn’t have Joe’s swerve.
Will she get what she deserves?

The world can go for Joe.

By no means is Biden scanty.
You just ruffled my cancer panties.
When you survive it ups the ante.
Go ahead and kiss my fanny.

The world can go for Joe.

Why should I play nice?
There are men and there are mice.
TIME for Joe to roll the dice.
Joe knows the sacrifice.

The world can go for Joe.

Joe can go on and on.
Biden is driven and not yet done.
His loyalty by far isn’t gone.
TIME for Joe to make his run.

The world should go for Joe.

What does Hilary need to learn?
Respect isn’t bought it needs to be earned.
There are voters who are deeply concerned.
If Hilary wins will the people get burned?

The world can go for Joe.

For Joe, it truly matters.
This is what Hilary hasn’t gathered.
The Presidency doesn’t come on a gold platter.
Too many lives can get shattered.

The world can go for Joe.

There has been so much media hype.
Who will be the next Boss of The Mic?
Joe Biden will put up a D… good fight.
The people deserve a choice and know what is right.

The world can go for Joe.

The greatest disability of all is not to acknowledge we all are disabled. No one person knows everything, can do everything, but you sure in hell can lose everything by not acknowledging one’s disability. NLD MOM/cancer survivor

Boss Of The Mic___Waging The Fight

by Linda Ballard

We’re not worried about no D. Poll.
Common sense will tell you not to let it take a toll.
The numbers indicate who sold their soul.
The Do-Nothing Brothers are out of control.

Keep your head up and strut your stuff.
You gave it your all and it wasn’t good enough.
When you took the job you knew it would be rough.
They showed there A… and you called their bluff.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight
Whose numbers are down and taking flight?
The leader of our nation governed with insight.
Conservative faction policies were not that bright.

They were the few, the stupid, and they weren’t the marines.
The way these Brothers govern is totally unforeseen.
The words out of their mouth are poison and obscene.
There go the Women votes along with the Nubian Queens.

It’s all good when you step to the plate.
You took responsibility for all of the mandates.
You took the heat and felt the weight.
It made you stronger and you push through the gates.

Boss Of The Mic___Waging The Fight.
There is nothing wrong with your eyesight.
I know your message will be tight.
Take them down Brother with all your might.

Here are some words of encouragement.
Don’t play around with resentment.
Everything you tried to implement.
It’s Unforgettable and will take greater precedence.

Sure they tried to bring you down.
Whose behaviors demonstrated they were nothing but clowns?
In 2014 will they still be around.
The hatred, lies, racism lowered the conservatives faction into the ground.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight.
At the end of the tunnel, you will see the light.
The darkest hour has past and it’s no longer night.
Waging the War on change will push Forward for Equal Rights.

Reality knocked on the front door.
It is TIME for you to take it to the floor.
Reach into your heart at the center core.
From the tone of your voice, you’re not taking it anymore.

The place where you are standing has a wonderful view.
Look across the aisles and do what you need to do.
For the People, and our Nation you will come through.
Why? You have Wage The Fight to remain True.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight.

Unforgettable__The List

by Linda Ballard

It felt as though I was humming to the tune of Nat King Cole’s Unforgettable. Was it Lee Major who played in the FALL GUY? If you are not sure going forward in making a decision don’t forget to reach into your pockets and pull out the TRUSTED ADULT. Your business should be Comfort Zone LLC so you can sing Alicia Keys, Diary/Secrets. We will hope for the best and may your secrets fall into the hands of someone you can truly say, “Your Secrets Are Safe With Me.” It won’t be Chris Christie. Baby! Are you about to be fired? Please tell me Chris Christie was not trying to sing Nappy Roots song, Po Folks. You know the part where he states he has lived in Jersey and he will croak in Jersey bit. Right! Right! Now he is beginning to understand Tupac, All Eyes On You. BUSTED! The Hawk, The Almighty Hawk, Mr. Wind has caught your back on the way out the door. Lou Rawls knew what he was talking about when he song Dead End Street. I guess being a contender for the Presidency looked quite appealing. The Governor might need to change course with his dream. If the General name keeps popping up, SAMSON and DELILAH (Bridget Kelly) will star in their next movie. You can call it Rockin’ With The Rockerfellows__ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT for the real Land Slide. Chris Christie is not a Grand Guardian. He guards his pockets only.

Who can be considered a Grand Guardian? It could be your momma, your daddy, brother, sister, a close friend, relative, minister, an attorney, a person you TRUST with your story. The Media has become quite an effective choice and has become very popular. Hell! It sounds like SUPERFLY. Some people have had success with Twitter. A wonderful example is a young lady who Tweeted out 3 Rochester Teens standing on the sidewalk waiting for the bus who was about to get arrested for blocking traffic. Happy! Happy! Happy! These young BROTHERS coach was their Grand Guardian. Lawrence O’Donnell threw down on this exclusive story ARRESTED ROCHESTER TEENS SPEAKS OUT. You go Lawrence O’! This is what I call true Arrested Development. I like their songs too. Go ahead Mr. Wendal. Pay attention because we are beginning to see some new strategies to save ones A…

Whew! I’m so glad these three young Brothers were not Andy Asperger, Nathan NLD, and Tommy Tourette Syndrome. The Flip Side Of The Chart will not stand a chance. These Brothers wouldn’t be Rockin’ with the Rockerfellows. They aren’t affluent. Who will get the shaft? The middleman has been cut. Mental Institutions are not much of an option. Moving Forward with modern technology and the Winans forecasting Teddy Riley’s Time To Make That Change it is definitely a New Jack Swing. Bottom line just makes sure you are not standing in front of the Grand Jury. This is not to be confused with your Grand Guardian. Well, depending on the verdict. If it rides in your favor, Hallelujah! Can I Get An Amen Or Not?

Steve Kornacki was pushing the interrogation factor. Keep asking the question until you get the right answers. If you are not sure about the answer to find your Grand Guardian, fact checker, or the most reliable News Media that is BUSTING LOOSE with THE TRUTH and throwing down like Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers. Google It! Bing It! SING Ya-HOOO-ooo! Check this out. When my girl was a guest on Up with Steve Kornacki you notice Dawn Zimmer, the mayor of Hoboken had her Alicia Keys Diary/Secrets. I just want all my Brothers and Sister over on the Flip Side Of The Chart to remember this precious strategy. If you struggle with writing, the keyboard on the computer may give those fingers some ease. If you can’t put your thoughts on paper get a tape recorder. Go to your FACEBOOK wall where you can share or make it public or private. For those of you who can get to the point in 140 words or less and is just D.. short-winded, Twitter is for you. For those of you who have more to say, Do Your Thang on FACEBOOK. Don’t throw your conversation E-Mails away. Think of it this way. E stands for Evidence and it might save your A… one day or you may get burned depending on what is in the E-mail. Thank GOD for modern technology and what it has brought to our ever-changing world. Change is the fuel in which a mule refuses to move forward. The mule is cool with the acceptance of stubbornness. Jack-Ass!

Where is that List? Unbelievable! It was right here all the Time. Check Bobby D out. Man! Look at the sweatshirt Bobby D wore to school. Back in the day, we called it a cheat sheet. Your A… was out partying instead of studying for the test. The key to scoring on the test was knowing where to position yourself if you’re going to get the majority of the right answers. The person on the opposite end of the spectrum knows it is a cheat sheet. Intentional behavior is about to make its move. The person on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART doesn’t realize it is a cheat sheet. Interrogation TIME! Bobby D is pissed because my Boi on the Flip Side is asking all these questions and drawing attention to Bobby D shirt. What! So the teacher wants to get her test on. Hold Up! Hold Up! She has to find out why the commotion is in motion. As she approaches Bobby D the answer just jumps out. Bobby D thinks my Boi has snitched. Bobby D is removed from the classroom. Here we go with the “Meet me at 3:30 your A.. is mind.” WHOA! Mr. Intentional Behavior is not going to pass the test either because he was out with Bobby D and he invented the shirt. Did we make any friends today? On top of it all, somebody is about to get thrashed.

A person who can’t focus and trouble with concept formation can hang it up. Do you know how hard it is for some people to put their ideas in a group? Comparing and contrasting is horrible. Did you actually think knowing what is relevant and irrelevant was going to happen right this minute? No! It will take TIME, patient, and a person who is willing to be the grownup in the room to say they understand. Are you willing to teach and teach and teach? On the Flip Side Of The Chart, there are so many people who are so willing to learn. Stop being HATERS and frustrating the great minds who process information differently. It must be understood on the Flip Side Of The Chart Thomas Edison light bulb will take a minute to be turned on. When it comes to the glow is Awesome! We will not roll out the fight on Christopher Columbus and my BOI Lief Erikson. Discovery just ain’t our thang. It is cool to give credit where credit is due. We just need concrete information and the TRUTH to be square. Do not take the ZOO-ZOOs and WHAMS-WHAMS away. You are going to piss the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART off. I hope you don’t think making an example out of people you fail to teach are going to be receptive to punishment. Come on! Take responsibility. You don’t think when Bob McDonnell, formal governor of Virginia got his ZOO-ZOOs and WHAM-WHAMs took away he wasn’t pissed. INTENTIONAL! MHP, the price of chicken has gone up.

Unforgettable! Please tell me when you hear about NLD Syndrome you will be able to hold a decent conversation on the topic. If you know anyone who appears to be unique treat the person with dignity and respect. Your lightbulb might be screwed in too tight. Loosen up and adjust. Help create an inclusive environment for a BROTHER or a SISTER. Just a friendly reminder to let your A.. know a BROTHER and SISTER doesn’t mean BLACK FOLKS ONLY (BFO). OKAY!

NLD Syndrome called Nonverbal Learning Disability is a developmental disability in which the individual demonstrates a mature vocabulary, rote memory skills, excellent reading abilities. Who does this look like to you on the opposite end of the spectrum? Mr. so-called Normal! Hmmm! Children/Adults have difficulty interacting with others (same age peers or not), transitioning to new settings, working in different environments (whether or not it is at school or on the job), WHEREVER under the UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA… Stop it RHIANA! Working with anyone and anything NEW can cause a major BOO BOO in the world of NLD. It’s all good on the opposite end of the spectrum the GOP, Republicans, and Tea Partiers was totally out of touch and sync. NLD Syndrome Traded Places and it was not with Eddie Murphy. On the Flip Side Of The Chart, it is called Work With Me Program. From where I’m sitting, WHOOP! WHOOP NLD Syndrome we are rooting for you. Sure NLD has problems with writing and fine motor skills. So did Rand Paul, Senator from Kentucky. This dude from the opposite end of the spectrums had problems with his writing skills too. Hell, he decided to steal someone else’s work. What was wrong with his fingers? Right! Right!

NLDers has exemplary reading skills. So did Ted Cruz, Senator from Texas, with his Green Eggs and Ham BS. He totally misinterpreted the D.. story. People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome want to get it right. What can we say for this sucker IDIOT-OLOGY Ted Cruz? What did he achieve? Abstract concepts need to be explained in detail as the individual with NLD has a difficult TIME with understanding metaphors, emotional nuances, multiple levels of meaning and relationships issues. On the opposite end of the spectrum, The Golden Globe Pussy Willow Award goes to Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, for his libido statement. Go Head Pimp Daddy Sugar! The second runner-up on the opposite end of the spectrum is State Senator Richard Black of Virginia for his belief that marital rape should not be a crime. This is not Joe Black’s brother and you definitely do not wish to meet him. You can find this article at Salon. By the way, Richard is living up to his name. Dick! Our third runner-up on the opposite in the spectrum is Foster Friess, Mr. Business Man Of The Year, with his aspirin still between his legs in his day and his mind only. There are so many HATERS on the opposite end of the spectrum. NLDers are not HATERS. What comes out their mouth is tough but the bottom-line is they can be redirected because they want to get it right. The HATERS on the opposite end of the spectra is caught in a Time Warp, Intent to do harm, love to fail, and do not wish to move FORWARD. Just give NLDers a description of abstract concepts. Make it simple and be patient. KISS 🙂 NLDers do not wish to fail and struggle with moving forward. It is a BIG D… difference.

1) NLDer have motor impairments causing difficulty in tasks that require dexterity, manipulations of small objects, and coordinated handling tasks such as writing, typing, buttoning buttons.

2) Attentional deficits cause people diagnosed with NLD Syndrome to have difficulty in coping with over-stimulating or distracting environments and requiring him/her to have limited distractions and assistance in focusing himself/herself.

Mayor Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, Ontario Canada, demonstrated exactly what can happen to an NLDer on a regular day without the recreational drugs and booze. Strictly meaning bumping into people, accidentally mowing a person down and running head-on into an object. Rob is a Space Invader and just didn’t know what to do with his big voluptuous body. Poster Baby Justin Beaver is not too far behind. Did you know Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber, and Rob Ford all came from Canada? Should it really mean anything? See, that is how stereotyping gets started. Cut the Sh.. out.

3) Performing multiple tasks simultaneously can possibly Blow The Roof Off The Mother for NLDers. One thing at a TIME is good and limit the information you give to the task. Multiple commands are so counterproductive. On the opposite end of the spectrum, this happens many TIMES with the GOP and Kill OBAMACARE. Ask the baby who has to potty on himself and need their diaper change right away the response would be___SEE THERE. 😦

4) Organizing material on NLDers watch is the Beatles singing HELP I NEED SOMEBODY. I mean not just anybody. Go get the Brother or Sister some HELP with writing outlines, determining how to sequence/order and prioritize, planning, and transitioning from one idea or aspect of a project to another.

Help me LAWD! On the opposite end of the spectrum, my BOI Chris Christie had A Whole Lotta Of Shakin’ Going On. He was not on the stage with Jerry Lee Lewis and The Outlaws. Will he be the next outlaw? Well, maybe he over-planned but he probably didn’t plan on this happening. Steve Kornacki, You Light Up My Life and I am singing George Clinton Flash Light. UP! UP!

5) Visual-Perception/Visual-spatial deficits. How persons interpret what he/she sees, understanding the boundaries of their environment and the boundaries in a relationship. Do Not Cross The Line. Just explain to the person in the right tone if they are standing to close if it flies over their head and they don’t get it. We don’t need to get in a shouting match. Be patient if the person is slow in gathering their thoughts. Explain to them information that is personal should not be shared on FACEBOOK. Stay out of the Abstract Zone and pour on the concrete. Please don’t go there with picture this. Do not say can you imagine. The response will be I can’t see a D.. thing. Can you? Just remember in order to put the pieces of the puzzle together get some gorilla glue because BABY you got some communicating to do. This will not take on the format of TWITTER (the 140 words or less). It is not happening. So gear up and get those jaws ready to do some talking. Parents do not get bog down or frustrated. Make it the happy moment TIME. Let your child/adult know you have a certain amount of TIME to spend on conversational skills and afterward you can party All Night Long just like Lionel Richie.

Are you lost Boo? You can’t read the map? Turn left on 68th street. Why are you turning right? Man! I’m in the car with a person who can’t tell their right from their left. It’s cool! I will drive the next TIME. Do not get into a WRESTLE-MANIA argument with an NLDer. Start singing Luther Vandross, Always and Forever. Make it clear it is okay to disagree. It doesn’t make either party right or wrong when it comes to a person’s opinion. How can you fail a survey? Facts are facts and make it clear you ask for their opinion. Say the right word so you can send the right message. To keep the NLDer from becoming frustrated, angry, and having those meltdowns. POINT IT OUT. Smokey Robinson did. I Am So Excited because I get this and I want you to get it too. Become a Pointer Sister or Pointer Brother. Ye-ah! Doctors spend a little more TIME checking out this area. Soooo I thought I would give it a lick-er-ty split. There is no one test to determine NLD SYNDROME. To all the parents out there, Heads Up! When Baby girl or Baby Boi can’t tie his/her shoe, ride a bike, trips and falls and nothing is in the way, don’t want to play with those LEGOS, takes forever to write, don’t seem to understand you are mom or dad and appears they are talking Sh.. to you, HOLD THE FORT DOWN. Beating a child is not the answer. The KEY is EDUCATION, DEDICATION, and making MEDICATION the last recourse to helping your child understand and cope with his Behaviors. Develop a plan, not an A.. whipping.

Drawing complex figures, and trying to understand higher levels of math can be hard (dyscalculia). On the opposite end of the spectrum, Paul Ryan gets the Award for Dyscalculia and his Forcible Rape statement. Let someone with NLD Syndrome make any of these scuzzy remarks and they will be up for grabs on all types of harassment or sexual harassment charges. To my NLDers don’t get frustrated. Listen to Whitney Houston and CeCe Winans, Count On Me and drink some hot tea. Feel better now. It is such a shame when the blame is placed on NLDers and other exceptionalities who are born with neurological behaviors. NLDers are not emotionally disturbed and should not be ostracized, criticized, isolated, nor punished for their UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. Make sure everyone involved in Operation Road Hog gets punished. INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR!

6) Social Miscueing is where we need a real INTERPRETER. Interpreting the body languages is the monkey wrench found in your lunch bucket. Where is the lunch? Guess what? You are the lunch. NLDers get eaten alive because they cannot discern nonverbal cues. When you hear a person say they have a friend who doesn’t know where to start or end a conversation look out. If the conversation appeared to not make sense and was not simple or pragmatic I hope you are aware that you might be talking to Sarah Palin from the opposite end of the spectrum. She is the queen of Com-boo-very and Louie Gohmert, U.S. Representative from Texas, is the King of BS. NLders are winning the battle of Sanity from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

So what if you have trouble recognizing faces, taking people to mean what they say, you Get Jiggy Wit It and the other person feel insulted. I’m quite sure Will Smith, from the opposite end of the spectrum, had to Get Jiggy Wit It when people were all up in his business about his marriage and trying to drink his Kool-Aid. Sure you are going to have social blunders. The opposite end of the spectrum says gaffe. It was an error of the lips either way. Who will get punished? Right! Right! You guess it. It wasn’t because you are the Social Butterfly in your community or the Affluent one. As far as TRUSTING people and being NAIVE the opposite end of the spectrum racked up some points and ran away with the ball. Hey! They re-elected CHRIS CHRISTIE. I’m just saying!

7) It is TIME to take off the “Black and White” Tuxedo and break it down to the grey sweat suit. Grey yourself up so you can become flexible instead of having rigid ideas. Are you ready? Be like Guy and Let’s Chill.

Remember if you ever get called in the office on your job and the people are saying they just want FEEDBACK and it is not a VERBAL or a COACHING wait for the
shoe to drop. As you get older you have a tendency to forget. Sooo on January 25th approximately around 2:15-2:30 am, 2014 I just wanted to remind myself I was being held accountable for an ineffective job with little to no resources to get the job done. Okay! Remember to keep your diary, tape, and keyboard ready. E for Evidence. Unforgettable that’s what you are.

Telling It Like It Tis And Not Like It Twas

by Linda Ballard

It’s okay to get sidetracked. As long as you jump back on your horse, recover your focus, and outrun the course. Oh yeah, we are definitely going in search of the list. The list is ever so important. WHY? It will help the world understand there is a Neurological Syndrome that has been kicked to the curve, struggle with emotions, and isolated because it just doesn’t seem to gel with the DSM5. NLD Syndrome is a real truth teller. The opposite end of the spectrum__Ordinary People, G-Money Dawgs, and those affluent people suffering from Affluenza demonstrated they are the worst contenders and biggest pretenders for role models in the category of intelligence, social appropriateness, and social competency. The opposite end of the spectrum took mental illness to new heights. Conservative Government officials hypnotize folks into believing they actually knew What The Ha-Hell they were doing. The people found out the pretenders couldn’t make decisions and followed their leader into a teapot of hell. Who got scorched and burned? The conservatives on the opposite end of the spectrum minds turned out to be, “I’m A Little Teapot.” Inequality of race, inequality on the job, inequality of gender, inequality of class, and inequality of the laws has burned the people and our nation to the 4th degree. The massive wounds of lies, misinformation, lack of emotions, lack of communication and inhumanness can infect and kill our economic system. Massive wounds are difficult to treat and one normally dies from the infection. Sooo…

Who was stigmatized to the utmost? The neurological behaviors got put on a list and were called Syndromes With Social Incompetencies Disorders. Williams Syndrome (WS), Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD), Hyperlexia, Autism, Nonverbal Learning Disability (NLD), Asperger, High function Autism (HFA) took center stage. Well, If you know anything about these particular Syndromes I hope you understand when they didn’t interact, respond to their environment, or people appropriately it wasn’t because they did it Intentionally. What was Mr. Green Eggs And Hams excuse?

What is the problem with people who have the ability to make a decision and Intentionally fail to do what is right for the people, the nation, and even for themselves? What is the problem when Lies are respected more than the Truth? What is the problem when a life is no longer worth being insured and treated medically or psychologically? What is the problem when Hatred and Racism are validated in the media for years and years? What is the problem when you can berate your employees, underpay them, and think it is fair to pay? What is the problem when firing a good employee is the only solution? What is the problem when one group of folks can say anything or do whatever they want to do when they don’t have the true existing problem, to begin with? What is the problem when you acknowledge you are wrong, take responsibility, and demonstrate you can learn from your mistake? What is the problem when you can show the world you are a decent human being and can show emotions?

You say potato and I say po-tot-to. If you wish to state it as what is wrong instead of what is the problem, I’m cool with that. Either way no matter how you state it something is terribly wrong. How can the psychiatric community possibly view NLD Syndrome as a neurological neurobehavioral disorder? The opposite end of the spectrum is not judged harshly and gets off Scott free, rub their noses, and wipe their booty on insanity in order to hide under the umbrella of Affluenza?

There is a network out there and I’m not singing Patti LaBelle’s Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Although it is one of my favorite tunes. I’m not playing that tune today. MSNBC has championed all networks and news media by demonstrating their flaws, emotions, their strengths, and weakness. This network acknowledged when they were right and when they got it wrong. They stepped up their game and apologize when the apology was needed. From many of the viewers, it was felt the apology was unnecessary and unfair an unequal treatment was rendered to MSNBC. My question to Comcast Corporation, “Is punishment your solution to solving problems?” Are you willing to sell out the most priceless entity of your company to Bain Capitol located in Romneyville? The people made you and the people can break you. Making deals with money dawgs who are not respectable and sleeping with the enemy will give you flees. How many large companies have been crumbled because they lost their legacy and values of what their company actually represented? It is hard reaching the top. It is hard staying on top. Smart has become Smarter and moving forward is the Smartest.

Once again Inequality has been shown to MSNBC just as it has been shown to people on the Flip Side Of The Chart (behind the scene of psychiatric diagnosis) and to Ordinary People who will get served for far less than the mighty white ELITE-SI-UM-NITES. Yes, those late night dinners by candlelight and making backroom deals that aren’t right. Telling 47% of the nation to take a hike. Who should get an apology? We are waiting. If you have a need to rely on factual information and documentation this is the network for you. It sure in the hell isn’t Fox News who teaches ab-so-lute-ly nothing. War! Huh! Say It Again.

There are many teaching tools needed to demonstrate the following: how conflict is resolved, different lifestyles, educational values of countries around the world, wars we don’t need to have our A.. in, how technology is moving our nation forward, and how to become and remain a Super Power. Make a wish list like Amazon.com because there is so much more. Fox News is your SELFIE CHANNEL taking pictures of themselves, having unreliable, unenlightened guest who is not very well-respected in their circle of enemies. Fox News is the Money Matters of Channels. Only their Money Matters. Okay, they suck! If you need the SHOP SMART or THE CONSUMER REPORT of the Media hangs with MSNBC. It is all about who is trustworthy, your democracy and reliability. Will Comcast become the next Behemoth Company thrown in with the lost legacies? Will Comcast have their YouTube Live moment singing Phil Collins exit song, In The Air Tonight?

The Skin You Are In

by Linda Ballard

We got the opportunity to peep through the lens of the INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS at the highest level of government. So these are not your Everyday People. Sly And The Family Stones message of inclusion, “we got to live together”, hasn’t worked in all these years. The Neurological behaviors took a back seat and learn to take notice of their environment. I call that making progress. Getting NLD Syndrome to interact more with their environment and become more sociable would take them out of the stigmatizing category of being socially incompetent. Every characteristic of NLD Syndrome could be compared and contrasted to the intentional behaviors of the real crazies from the opposite end of the spectrum. NLD Syndrome came out smelling like a rose. Why! People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome do not wish to fail. The opposite end of the spectrum rallied in failure 42 Times and then some. The language changed along with the behaviors. It didn’t matter if the intentional behaviors were wrong. Those rotten Intentional Behaviors got away with their crimes and sins at least for now. Do you think it was because of money and the skin you are in? The one lens analogy on eyeglasses demonstrated faulty perception. We Needed An Interpreter to give clarity to What’s Going On. Even Marvin Gaye knows a war was not the answer but only love could conquer hate. The key players and war dogs/neo-cons at the opposite end of the spectrum haven’t done well this concept of Love and Happiness. Al Green like it and Edwin Starr would tell the war dawgs, “War what is it good for__Absolutely Nothing.” You are always Welcomed To My Blog. It will help give you a jumpstart. If that isn’t enough knock on the door and do an About Face and see how I got through my hunger pains and the motivation to proceed forward. There is always someone at Home. Make sure you knock hard enough because once you step through the door you will learn and I hope you continue to read more.

Well, the opposite end of the spectrum had an interpreter but he was also very misleading. You really need to be careful who is deciphering your information. You could end up in Russia. They might just have their own agenda to steer a person in the wrong direction. The opposite end of the spectrum misleading misinformation was to throw you off your game or take advantage of a person’s who can’t put all the pieces in place to get a whole picture. You no longer had to figure out what a person thought. Reading between the lines became obsolete. The abstract became concrete. Certain agencies with all of their spying became discreet.

Whether or not it was mental stability or mental illness it boiled down to the skin you are in. It didn’t matter if you were atheist, Catholic, a woman, an immigrant, latino, black or from the LGBT community. It didn’t matter if you were recognizable or unrecognizable. It is TIME for everyone to put on their choir robe and stand up and sing, “What Different Does It Make.” Can we get past the skin you are in?

Folks at the highest level of government got away with grandiose BS. They kept their jobs, got paid for doing absolutely nothing, vacation all the TIME and was awarded for their horrible Intentional Behaviors. They had me singing Rose Royce, Car Wash. All of a sudden Affluenza Syndrome rolled up on the scene and closed the umbrella down on Asperger, Autism, PDD, and other exceptionalities. Affluenza was rolled out as having so much money and influence. The person felt uncomfortable, wasn’t motivated, felt guilty and isolated. The rich became bored so they go out and kill someone. A judge comes along and declares this fictitious disorder kept the person from understanding the consequences of their behavior because they are too D.. rich. Unbelievable! NLD Syndrome was never on the Autism Spectrum. Now it is TIME to point out after 41 years of NLD Syndrome not making its way to the DSM 5 we have arrived on ELYSIUM. A make believed disorder, Affluenza, got recognition and got folks off the hook. It will never happen with NLD Syndrome or any other exceptionality.

Did I say ELYSIUM? The affluent and G money dawgs took it away and stole mental illness, healthcare and made off with the list. Transportation was blocked and reaching for the stars seemed impossible with a bully at the helm. The wealthy failed to realize killing is a no-no. Writing a check on a human life taken out is pretty D.. low. Whew! Straight up! Was it the color of the skin you are in? For the Elite-Si-Un-Nites, it is TIME to realize our world has changed into a broader spectrum of Black to Brown to Beige. The skin you are in should not determine the TIME served or “The Chair” the judicial system thinks one deserves. You know “THE CHAIR” has been a hot seat for the Master Mind of Design. Due to the nature of his abilities to be calm and laid back he did not blow himself up with his Nuclear Option. 🙂 As the Brain would say, “I don’t mind a step by step procedure as long as you do not leave out the major provisions. I would say, “Sweet potato pie isn’t any good without the sweet potatoes.” What did you get? Did you notice the skin the Brain was in? Run and get your choir robe and sing it with me again, “What Difference Does It Make.”

Jody Foster should take home two awards. My girl came out big pimping the Whitest suit I have ever seen portraying a pissed off Ann. Jody Foster showed what a Bratty A.. rich society thinks about the poor and the middle class. I pulled out my iPod and began to listen to Stevie Wonder’s Living For The City. What was Annie up to? Ann was so determined to overthrow the Brain and seize the “The Chair.” Once again her Boy on a failed mission had lost “THE CHAIR” and gave away his signature plan. We saw who won and we know who cares. Finally, the Brain said it. Yes! We are back on earth again and Spike Lee could have made ELYSIUM in Massachusetts and saved on his budget. It is going to be hard for the Elite-Si-Un-Nites who failed to unite. Spike Lee can be angry at me instead of Tyler Perry. I hope their disagreements got squashed.

2014 has arrived. Are you ready to connect the dots and bridge the gap? If you are coming to this blog for the first TIME and you have no clue about NLD Syndrome we need to go in search of the list. Almost every characteristic of NLD Syndrome was mirrored by the opposite end of the spectrum Intentional Behaviors. We got a closer look at rudeness, poor judgment, disorganization, naiveness, decision-making, and not being able to adapt to changes. We know who are Ruthless People. We know who gets blamed for ruthlessness. We know who did not care about failure and it wasn’t who you think. NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disabilities) a Neurological Syndromes with Unintentional Behaviors sat back and observed from the Flip Side Of The Chart and was totally amazed. The opposite end of the spectrum showed their monkey A.. and stole the list. What was on that list? What person or persons do you know Rocked the List in 2013? It is Time to find out The Truth About NLD Syndrome And Who It Resembles. What Skin Are You In? Time to go in search of the list.

Message To The People

by Linda Ballard

One can be stronger in Death than in one’s Life. What is the lesson you want to give your children, grandchildren, and the next generation? Have you lived your life in such a manner as the years go by the Celebration of your Life will endure the test of TIME? Are you on LOCKDOWN? Will your life come down to the cubicle effect? What is the cubicle effect?

You work with a person for years and one day you come to work and a card is passed around for you to sign. Do you remember the person’s name? Did they like jellybeans or Twizzlers? Did you take any TIME out of your life to step over to the next cubicle? Will you sign the card out of appropriateness and donate money just to keep in step with today’s business? Did you fail to take the OPPORTUNITY to step out of your cubicle and initiate conversation? Is it possible a really decent person was not included in your cup of tea arena?

There are a lot of people on this planet who cannot step out of their zone. How on earth was NELSON MANDELA locked away in a cubicle on ROBBEN ISLAND and the people did not forget him? The Celebration of NELSON MANDELA’S LIFE resurrected a new journey to an OPEN DOOR POLICY. MADIBA’S INCLUSIONARY PROGRAM reached across the nations and brought together 91 dignitaries. The life of one man inside his cubicle permeated the walls and the hearts of the people. Are you locked inside your cubicle serving a life sentence because of HATRED, RACISM, LIES, and OBSTRUCTION? Are you serving a LIFE SENTENCE because you cannot be TRUSTED?

I am free now. The hurt and pain that wrenched my heart because our PRESIDENT has gotten so much disrespect dissipated. The chains began to unlock. The shackles slipped off from around my ankles as the PRESIDENT began to eulogize MADIBA. The crowd began to chant and cheer. I realize the pressure had been lifted from around my neck. My tears had gone into free fall. As my tears mixed with the rain in South Africa I embraced the respect and acceptance of the OPEN DOOR POLICY NELSON MANDELA had given to President Barack Obama. I grab my mirror and took a deep breath. Breathing on the mirror will keep me from becoming encased inside of a prison. NELSON MANDELA has taught the greatest lesson on Integration, Inclusion, Humanity, Forgiveness, Hope, and Reconciliation.

My crew has sent a Message To The People of the United States of America. They missed years of the young NELSON MANDELA but always respected MANDIBA. The OPPORTUNITY arose for them to see the MANDELA inside of BARACK OBAMA. How can the polls say the President’s rating is down when he is not accepted by his own country? Whose ratings are down? This Message is sent to the family of NELSON MANDELA.

DATI BUDE LAHKA ZEMYA–BOSNIA
ELKAN RIFT (AMHARIC)–ETHIOPIA (letter and word pronunciation)
DESCASON PAS MANDELA–SPANISH
NAM FE SALOM MANDELA–ARABIC
MANDELA SUN RE O–SW NIGERIA
PAHUWWAY SA KALINAW (VISAYA WORDS) PHILLIPINO
MANDELA HYE DZEN–GHANA
PIEPOSEX en PAIX NELSON MANDELA–HAITI–FRENCH
MUKAMA OMUWUMUZZE MIREMBE–UGANDA
CHENG CHENG MANDELA–MICRONESIA–Hail (Mandela)
SUMALANGIT NAWA ANG IYONG KALULUWA–PHILIPPINE

Rest In Peace MANDELA/May Your Soul Rest In Heaven.

Screamers, Shouters, and Shooters__Scarred Opportunities

by Linda Ballard

Come in a little closer. I haven’t forgotten about you, DEEP SEAL TEAM SIX (MSNBC). This is about strategies and coping skills. It was hard but I survived. I also sent a special SHOUT out to LYLE. His words rotated around in my brain. Lyle threw down and took me back with his famous quotes. As long as you know the true meaning of those famous words, the mouths those words are coming out of and the action and INTENTIONS behind those words, you will not get screwed. Exactly! Will it make me a SCREAMER? Absolutely Not! The YOUTUBE moment on “OPPORTUNITY” is all wrong. Where did they get those folks from? Whew! I did check out the TODAY SHOW with BILL SIMON, the new President and CEO of WALMART. Was there something wrong with the teleprompter MHP? The script was off. KYRSTAL BALL and all Y’all did you check it out. What do you think DAVID CORN? Do you have your PRETENDERS LIST ready to go, BIG EDDIE? Are You ready to DE-BUNKED and Funked up the Junk in the Trunk, Secret Agent RA-RA? You mean to tell me Bill Simon is happy with the associate salary. Well, I’m quite sure the associates would be real thrilled with Bill Simon’s salary. The associates would be totally ready to retire from Bill Simon’s Walmart bonus. Visit demos.org and check out Retail Hidden Potentials: How Raising Wages Would Benefit Workers, the Industry, and the overall Economy. Alex Witt of MSNBC interviewed Professor RICHARD FLORIDA. WHEW! There’s a Brother who can help lift employees up out of the poverty level along with Senator BERNIE SANDERS and Kool and the Gang. So Fresh and Exciting!

Cross on over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART. What! You call it a NUCLEAR OPTION. I got to call HARRY REID, Senator Majority Leader of the BIG D and borrow his boxing gloves. WHIP IT UP! It must be nice to have an OPTION. Is it SCHICK or BIC? Depending on whose team you represent, what cd you are listening to, or video you’re watching I think the opponent is trying to cut you over your eye. Every person needs a cut man. He will keep you from losing the fight. Your chances of seeing your opponent are much better when you can determine how close or far away your opponent is before you get the hell knocked out. Did you just get so tired, worn down, and you went KABOOM? Couldn’t take it anymore. The opposite end of the spectrum went too far. INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS are rocking it again with changing the words and not matching the action to the words. Here comes the blood trickling down into the eye. DEPTH PERCEPTION!

Remember when zero was zero. Not anymore! The Crew put a new spin on zero. You had to actually count up the nothing to get the real meaning of zero. This is CONGRESS new math. Remember when Right To Work actually meant you had a Right To Work and not get screwed by your job. In this day and TIME, you work your A… off and still need government assistance to help make ends meet. Your salary is so low. Check your vocal cords. The voice has hit its last note. Can you get any poorer working full TIME? A lot of associates has EBT cards and participate in the SNAP PROGRAM. Right to be poor. Hmmm!

Opportunity is definitely not what the commercial reveals. Walmart or any other company who pays their associate’s low wages and does not put the interests of their associates first is a CRUZ shutdown. SHOUTERS from the rooftop are making it known Opportunity means Retaliation, Bullying, Cutting of hours, Coaching for failure, Locking people in their positions and they cannot transfer to another store once they are coached nor make a job request for a better position for 1 year after the coaching falls off. If an associate is good at a job the Opportunity will arise on several occasion to keep that person locked into the position. The position you applied for has already been filled by a manager’s Furby to do its bidding. Opportunity is hiring a disabled individual and providing them with no work coaches. The first TIME their disability prevents them from performing a certain task the disabled person will be fired because they are DISABLED. Hey, they did get a disabled person at WALMART with 2 coaches. He is no longer there. A very short-lived OPPORTUNITY because the people at Walmart and management did not understand how to appropriately accommodate this young man. People complained about his job performance and he just wasn’t up to speed. He couldn’t stay focus, was rude, wasn’t real sociable and talk about 1 thing all the TIME. GOOD LAWD! It was a huge part of his DISABILITY. This young man could have fallen on the AUTISM SPECTRUM or had NLD SYNDROME. There is not much in the way of job OPPORTUNITIES for the people on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

Yes, Opportunity took on a new meaning when you have a co-manager go into office 100 (Asset Protection) and call over the walkie the camera number they are watching you on. Oh, by the way, I am tired of being watched on Camera 16. How bold is this? I thought I worked for Walmart not TARGET. This is a Mike Turzai moment. I am not making this SH… up. We are into the Christmas season BILL SIMON. Why are we losing associates? Opportunity is not working so well. Does less employment around BONUS TIME give OPPORTUNITY for management to increase their BONUS?

Recently associates walked out the door for being bullied. This incident took place in front of customers and associates. She went for help but received no assistant. She never returned to the store. She had hopes and dreams for Walmart’s Opportunity. BILL SIMON talk to SARA PACHECO about her Opportunity at Walmart. Why isn’t management being held accountable for their action? Opportunity rolled back this associated self-esteem and made her feel cheap and low. SARA PACHECO is a human life, not a price. It brought SARA PACHECO to the brink of hurt and shame and placed her on the CLEARANCE WALL. Later she CLEARED out for she could no longer take the abuse. OPPORTUNITY has taken a new path. OPPORTUNITY punched holes in associates soul. Opportunity wiped entire market teams out after these people worked so hard to become success stories. It turned into a red state and GERRYMANDERING is alive and well. It won’t be many BLACK to BROWN to TAN folks in upper big TIME BONUS land. Opportunity is the lock and you know who holds the key.

The latest spin is on APPRECIATION. We APPRECIATE your present to work on BLACK FRIDAY which started on Thursday. Those who work will receive a voucher of 25%. It is only good for 2 days (5th and 6th). I hope you have taken care of your rent and other bills. Good for you! You worked all those hours for BLACK FRIDAY without a Nuclear Option. WALMART knows the family Christmas TIME weakness. The extra discount is extra grease on your french fries. Check your heart. The associates are committed to their family. WALMART APPRECIATE every dime the associate work for with or without a bonus will be given back to WALMART. Who is WALMART committed to? Do not FLATLINE.

I know the deal and I understand the drill. I sit in the PRESIDENT’s chair. No matter how hard I try to do my job it will look as though I can’t do the job. I am to be isolated, disrespected and bullied. I have lived through every store manager that has come through store #2857. WALMART creates SHOOTERS. This is the managers who are so bitter because all of their years of devotion hinges upon their last big BONUS. Now you will see the cuts in associates hours, cuts in associates, and whoever is left. This is where the store manager was once a big TIME MARKET MANAGER. He/she has been GERRYMANDER out of their district. His choice is to either step down and take a store manager, co-manager, assistant, or the janitor in a drum position. The next step is to retire him/her. The pervasive attitude of the WOUNDED SHOOTER is NO PERSON’s EVALUATION SHALL EXCEED EXPECTATION and ROLE MODEL WILL NEVER HAPPEN. From this day forward the majority of the management team and associates shall be given MEET or BELOW EXPECTATION. This was taught to me by the best MARKSMAN, SNIPERS, SPECIAL TASK FORCE UNITS that are no longer with the COMPANY.

What do you think will happen if the store manager spent all of his/her life building a career and dedicating their TIME to WALMART only to be demoted, disrespected, and given this so-called OPPORTUNITY? Whatever the store manager receives on his EVALUATION rest assure you will receive less. WALMART creates the SNIPER. You are out the door so angry and pissed off you are ready for the hit. WALMART creates the DRONE who hovers Inside These Wall Of Existing Conditions. It is understood if you are still with the company leave space so you can step down from the position. STAY INSIDE COMPANY WALLS and not step out to the BIG TIME OPPORTUNITY POSITIONS because these are the positions that are swept away (GERRYMANDERING). Do you rise above the occasion? No! Are you salaried capped? Yes! Which have you become? Are you a SCREAMER, SHOUTER, or SHOOTER? Has your OPPORTUNITY been SCARRED? Good Luck BILL SIMON, CEO, and PRESIDENT of WALMART!

COMING FROM THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART

There Is More To Opportunity

by Linda Ballard

My neck is so stiff. Everywhere I turn I hear the word OPPORTUNITY. WHIPLASH! The strange part about the word OPPORTUNITY it doesn’t appear to carry the same meaning. Are you ready to ROLL THIS BABY OUT?

POSITIVE DIRECTION OF OPPORTUNITY:

O-Opportunity is TIME used wisely. Whether or not the TIME was short or long you
did not miss out.
P-Purpose was to open the door for everyone to have and invest in affordable
healthcare and not just one state.
P-People are the No.1 Priority over Profit.
O-Obligation and determination always rides on the backs of those who care__
OBAMACARE.
R-Relying on the law of the land to FIX the health care needs of the people
in waiting who deserves the right to choice, quality of life, and the ex-
tension of whatever livable TIME left.
T-Tenacity and Tolerance strike the cord of Frustration. Who showed
determination, understanding, and acceptance? The one who is FRUSTRATED.
U-Universal Health Care for all and no more junk policies. When you are tattered
torn and sitting behind the medical chart or on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART you
suddenly realize the policy you have paid years and years ain’t worth JACK
SH… Here comes the static. You are not at fault. The insurance companies
tell you it could have been AVOIDED, it is a LUXURY DISEASE, hell you are not
covered. OBAMACARE/AFFORDABLE CARE ACT will open the door and give you a rain-
coat, umbrella, and protective boots for affordable care. Illness is not a
LUXURY and when you DIE you do not go on HIATUS.
N-Negotiating and advocating for your own LIFE instead of the insurance company
determining whether you will LIVE or DIE. I would like my DOCTOR to have a
say. He would be the one performing the surgery. Not the D. Insurance
Company. Leave it to the INSURANCE COMPANIES and I would arrive DOA.
I-Intelligence weighs in for the people to determine who wants what is best for
their LIFE.
T-Truth was spoken and a hard pill to swallow. Trust is just around the corner.
Y-You think I’m not going down to the wire using Y. Walt Disney did it with
Mickey Mouse. MIC-see you real soon KEY-Why because it only takes 1 person
to show another human life they care. YES WE CAN and Y-YES he did make
OBAMACARE/AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT the law of the land. It is TIME for the
Healing to begin and the DISCRIMINATION TO END. ENDA 🙂

NEGATIVE DIRECTION OF OPPORTUNITY

O-Opposition from the Opponent. NO is their answer. Stripping away all rights
and dignity of a LIFE. What is left? Downward decline spun into depression.
Death of the spirit, heart, and mental well-being. Deprivation of HEALTH then
comes DEATH.
P-Pessimism is a true characteristic of the Opponent. Problems are Created.
There is no room for HOPE.
P-Profit is the No.1 Priority. Our children/adults can starve. The health of our
nation lays the groundwork for the people to be encased in their tombs. They
will not get into the trenches with the people for their best interest. It is
digging a grave for the people and using Poor Judgement to seal the people’s
faith. Who feels threatens? Who is afraid the plan will succeed?
O-Obstruction by the OLIGARCHY CREW will set our nation back. It will diminish
the chance for moving the people and our nation FORWARD.
R-Racism has no place in governing. REALLY! Stop with DELUSIONS. It is TIME for
INCLUSION.
T-Tainted the lines of information to make what is REAL to appear FALSE and
FALSE to appear REAL. Turning people against each other every chance the
moment arises to induce mistrust and creating an atmosphere of FEAR.
U-Unilateral Decision or shall we call it Emergency Manager Law. In the
Corporate World it is SENSE OF URGENCY. You weren’t quick enough on the draw
so we made the decision for you. RIGHT! What was the rush? What is the big
fuss? You still don’t have a plan. You call that a plan? UNDERTAKERS!
N-NO! That is all we got for you. NOTHING, NOTTA, NEGATIVE!
I-Ignorant/Incompetent and refuse to hear you out or change. Indentured Servants
are who they attempt to shape your personality into.
T-Task Masters who are high dollar bill rollers paid to do nothing. Not even
pass a bill.
Y-You know why the crazies took the OPPORTUNITY to ROLL OUT in this manner.
Y (Why) for one TERM ONLY. Y (WHY) to OBSTRUCT, DESTROY, and to never let
the world spin on its axles. Everything on this planet must revolve around a
MISSED OPPORTUNITY. TIME, whether it was short or long, was INTENTIONALLY not
used WISELY.

On the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, FUMBLES reads differently.

F-Full steam ahead. FORWARD!
U-United WE Stand and you know what is going to happen to the DIVIDED CREW’S A.
M-Mobilize and get them DEMS MOTIVATED.
B-BELIEVE you-ME the job will get done. All In TIME!
L-Looking FORWARD to LIVING with and SURVIVING from the PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.
DYING because I did not take the OPPORTUNITY would not be good. On my Way!
E-Evil is not having a Plan, nor a solution, and creating Problems. Evil is
hesitation, desperation, and no determination to FIX the physical and mental
conditions of We The People and The Nation. Flip EVIL and there you go. What! LIVE! Somebody is DYSLEXIC!

The People want to LIVE. Thank you for caring.
FUMBLE the ball! You learned the texture of the ball, its weight, size, shape, color and you learned why you are still so determined to hold onto the ball. INTEGRATION and the greatest link to the people. Who left the Ball in the corner? What do the Republicans, GOP, and Tea Party, know other than No? There you go. Who is not connected?