Super Bowl 2016__Evolutionary Swing

I don’t know who thought the Super Bowl kicked off on Sunday at 5:30pm Central Time. It has been a long time coming but I know A Change Is Gonna Come. Sam Cook put it out there. His VOICE carries the reflection of emotions and memories that will trigger the Revolution. If We The People will not Progress and Accept Evolution our Nation will be doom without Progressive Solutions.   What did you see through your lens? I guess it all depends. Were you watching the game?  I saw more than just a Game. I did roll those 50 years back. America came together and push FORWARD.  A brilliant teaching tool was released by the flip of a coin. You got CHANGE.  DIVERSITY led the KICKOFF. Everyone did their fair share.  Time to Roll Back!

I remember sitting on the floor with my son rambling through all of his football and baseball major league cards. He could see the great despair on my face. He would always say, “Don’t worry MaMa one day we will have black quarterbacks.”  When the GAME was the GAME and money wasn’t thrown around like water all the big time quarterbacks were white.  All I could see at that time was Terry Bradshaw, Len Dawson, Roger Staubach, Fran Tarkenton, Bob Griese, Joe Namath, Dan Marino, Joe Montana and Johnny Unitas. If you got a card with Bart Starr’s picture it was a Great Kodak Moment. Another doorway was open by a young man name Doug Williams who played with the Washington Redskin.  He was the only black quarterback at the times paving the way for Randall Cunningham, Warren Moon, Cam Newton, Donovan McNabb, James Winston, Colin Kaepernick, Russell Wilson and Robert Griffin III (RG3).   Teddy Riley crossed over to mix it up with the Gospel Group, The Winans. Yes, it is Time To Make That Change. Rolling my mental processing forward A Change did come. Flipping the coin backward here is what I recall.

My son was so hopeful. He would say, “Time to put a smile on your face.” He would call out Christian Okoye (The Nigerian Nightmare), Marcus Allen, Ickey Woods (fullback), Tony Dorsett, Jamal Anderson, Roger Craig, Walter Payton all of his favorite Running Backs. He carried in his back pocket the cards of Deron Cherry and Ronnie Lott (Defensive Safety favorites).   Underneath his pillow, the cards of Deon Sanders (Corner), Charles Woodson (Corner/Safety) Albert Lewis (Corner) protected him from the Shadow Creeper.  In his shoebox, his ultimate warrior Wide Receivers were placed in those little cellophane pouches.  Jerry Rice, Tim Brown, Mark Ingram Sr., John Taylor and Mark Clayton would last forever. Offensive Lineman and Linebackers were off-limits. My son said he had to keep some secrets. I was cool with that. Roll It FORWARD.

As I watch the game there was an ease of my breathing and no tension on my shoulders.  In Super Bowl 2016  your white quarterback was Payton Manning. On the opposite end of the spectrum, your black quarterback was Cam Newton. There was a Hispanic coach, Ron Rivera.  There was a white Coach Gary Kubiak. Half-time demonstrated a balance.  DIVERSITY was the star.  No headliner could be found to give DIVERSITY the proper introduction. DIVERSITY stood on its own. What a send-off!  As I watch the game I could say,  “ALRIGHTY THEN”  instead of “ALL WHITEY THEN.”  TouchDown for DIVERSITY.  From Remembering The Titans to the movie 42 everyone came together and did what they do. Bruno Mars, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, and Cold Play pointed it out on  Super Bowl 2016 day.  Are you ready to move the needle?

It took years and years of steps and gradual CHANGE.  The INCLUSION of all these UNIQUE people to come together at Levi’s Stadium was remarkable. Fifty years have passed. UnBelievable! Yet Super Bowl 2016 looked so different to me.   Through my lens, I was caught up in the moment of viewing people of different races, ethnicities, and ages. Regardless of their incomes, physical abilities, religious beliefs, sexual orientations and different ideologies these people were all under one roof. The United States of America is under one roof.  If the people in our nation could surround themselves with ACCEPTANCE, RESPECT, UNDERSTANDING, and get over their petty biases we could move the needle FORWARD once again. Our level of tolerance would allow us to embark upon embracing and celebrating the DIFFERENCES of each INDIVIDUAL.   A foundation built with strong SUPPORTS, a SAFE POSITIVE ENVIRONMENT, nurturing with the seeds of EDUCATIONS for GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT moves the needle of DIVERSITY toward monumental CHANGES and PROGRESS.  TouchDown!  We must all do our FAIR SHARE and not complicate things.  One Nation, under GOD, Indivisible, and Justice__ Evolutionary Swing.

 

 

The Men Who Transcends

Are you ready to do this?  It is long overdue. Why today?  This is my way of giving back and moving forward with my life. I want the men out there who are struggling with their baby’s mommas to know they can be good fathers no matter where they are. Whether or not they live in the home, outside the home,  in another city, state, or country.  The biggest mistake I made was using the children for chess pieces to get back at Andre. My anger led me to put him in court, tie his money up, and deny him access to the kids.  When it was time for him to pick up the kids I made all type of flimsy excuses.  Any person Andre attempted to start a relationship with I was up in the mix destroying the path with my pack of lies making him out to be a rotten father and poor provided to his kids.

Why? Did he cheat on you? I believe I was cheated out of TIME. Andre missed school plays, lose track of time, never could remember my birthday or the kids.  He never was able to read me. Andre was slow at figuring things out.  Andre’s mind was like a blank slate. I got tired of feeling in the pieces of the puzzle.  It appeared as though Andre got along with his partners and he would rather be with them more than me. I always felt the people around Andre guarded him. There were times I felt l excluded.  There was so much I thought Andre should know but he didn’t understand.  Did you try to explain it to him? No! So you just assumed Andre knew.  You said you got tired of feeling in the pieces of the puzzle. I meant I just went ahead with my own program. At this point, I was so frustrated.  I stop caring. Andre could figure out his own program.  He never saw the writing on the wall.

What do you mean by the writing on the wall?  I decided to leave him. Where did you move to? Did you take the kids? No! I couldn’t afford to financially leave at the time because I was not financially able. My body was still located at the same address but my mind had moved out. So when I got financially able I would pack my bags and move everything which included my body,  kids,  and all. I decided I would put him through a living hell.  Did you ever stop and think Andre may have felt as if he was in a living hell?   He loved you but it was so much in your relationship which needs to be pointed out and explained.

What attracted you to Andre? He acted like a big kid. It may not have been an act. What do you mean?  Did Andre need more guidance or direction than any of your other male friends? Yes, but a lot of times I played it off and thought he was being silly.  Andre appeared to be so immature.   I thought Andre wanted me to run the show.  Now that I am reflecting back on our relationship I did make the majority of the decisions. So you were the one who always had a plan. That is right. Andre would always tell me to go ahead and do what makes me happy and he would be happy.  Whenever we got into the planning phase he would get frustrated. What happens next? I would get angry and tell him I would do it myself. How did he react? He would retreat to his man-cave and would not come out for hours. Sometimes he would go sit in the park and listen to his iPod.  Was Andre angry when he returned home?   No, it was as though he had forgotten what happen or he just did not want to discuss the issue.  His favorite saying was, “Let’s not do this again, I hate repeating myself.”  One thing I did learn you could never win an argument it would go on and on. Andre knew a lot of information. You just had to cut him off when the conversation seemed to be going nowhere.  Did he get mad? No! The conversation would end. He would move to the next topic.

How did Andre react toward the kids?  He was great with the kids. As a matter of fact, he was the biggest kid of all.  So why were you so hell-bent on destroying the relationship and keeping him away from his children. I didn’t feel as though I  knew how to be a good wife. What did you feel like? Honestly! I felt more like I needed more attention but he was draining the life out of me. Andre was the 3rd child. Did you ever seek to counsel?  No!  I had become so frustrated I  just wanted out. Did you ever think Andre needed help with his mental processing? I don’t know, by this time I felt so worn down the only option for me was to get a divorce.

After Andre and I got a divorce he went into a deep depression. His sister stepped in and she immediately sought out help. How did you feel about his sister?  I was so jealous of her because she always had Andre’s back. Did she take sides in the marriage? No! She was always trying to give me advice on things that could help us get through the rough spots. It made me think she was always around the corner. I was his wife and I wanted her to back off. This may sound so wrong but I felt at the time he got what he deserved. It was very wrong.  It took Andre about 6 years to recover himself. He remained a good father and he continued to support me and the children. Andre wrote a book on his struggles and the new women in his life. He told of how she helped him recover through his crisis. I was pissed and went into a rage. Why?  It felt as though I was invisible and our marriage had never existed.  His life took a different path.  He had become successful and moved on.I felt isolated and left behind.  What did you do? I took him back to court.  I was so angry and so determined to destroy Andre. The judge ruled in his favor and my request for additional child support was denied.

I went home and I thought the only recourse to take was denied him the right to see the children. The kids began to turn on me and began to express how they hated staying with me. Their school grades began to drop. Trouble began to show up on my doorstep. The rebellion was on. They wanted to see their dad. I realized I had messed up. What made you change? He invited me over so we could talk about the kids. I was very reluctant to go. I went and his wife, Sandra answered the door.   I held my breath. She was really friendly. She escorted me into the dining room. I was feeling very nervous and anxious. Andre came out and gave me a big hug. He really looked happy. I could not sense any resentment or hostility from Andre nor his wife. He began to talk about the kids and how he missed them. There was such a glow in his eyes. I began to feel horrible for robbing him of his time with the kids. Sandra, Andre’s wife,  went on and on about the kids and how they were her big helpers. As I watch both of them together I realize she understood him.  Sandra responded to Andre in a manner that I had a very difficult time with.   My heart was put at ease.  Sandra was good for Andre. As the evening came to a close Sandra got up to go into the kitchen to bring out her surprise dessert. She had baked a red velvet cake. I love red velvet cake. Inscribed in the middle of the cake it said,  “The Men Who Transcends Respect, Support And Love Their Children And Families To The End. Happy Father Day!”

 

 

The Skin You Are In

We got the opportunity to peep through the lens of the INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS at the highest level of government. So these are not your Everyday People. Sly And The Family Stones message of inclusion, “we got to live together”, hasn’t worked in all these years. The Neurological behaviors took a back seat and learn to take notice of their environment. I call that making progress. Getting NLD Syndrome to interact more with their environment and become more sociable would take them out of the stigmatizing category of being socially incompetent. Every characteristic of NLD Syndrome could be compared and contrasted to the intentional behaviors of the real crazies from the opposite end of the spectrum. NLD Syndrome came out smelling like a rose. Why! People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome do not wish to fail. The opposite end of the spectrum rallied in failure 42 Times and then some. The language changed along with the behaviors. It didn’t matter if the intentional behaviors were wrong. Those rotten Intentional Behaviors got away with their crimes and sins at least for now. Do you think it was because of money and the skin you are in? The one lens analogy on eyeglasses demonstrated faulty perception. We Needed An Interpreter to give clarity to What’s Going On. Even Marvin Gaye knows a war was not the answer but only love could conquer hate. The key players and war dogs/neo-cons at the opposite end of the spectrum haven’t done well this concept of Love and Happiness. Al Green like it and Edwin Starr would tell the war dawgs, “War what is it good for__Absolutely Nothing.” You are always Welcomed To My Blog. It will help give you a jumpstart. If that isn’t enough knock on the door and do an About Face and see how I got through my hunger pains and the motivation to proceed forward. There is always someone at Home. Make sure you knock hard enough because once you step through the door you will learn and I hope you continue to read more.

Well, the opposite end of the spectrum had an interpreter but he was also very misleading. You really need to be careful who is deciphering your information. You could end up in Russia. They might just have their own agenda to steer a person in the wrong direction. The opposite end of the spectrum misleading misinformation was to throw you off your game or take advantage of a person’s who can’t put all the pieces in place to get a whole picture. You no longer had to figure out what a person thought. Reading between the lines became obsolete. The abstract became concrete. Certain agencies with all of their spying became discreet.

Whether or not it was mental stability or mental illness it boiled down to the skin you are in. It didn’t matter if you were atheist, Catholic, a woman, an immigrant, latino, black or from the LGBT community. It didn’t matter if you were recognizable or unrecognizable. It is TIME for everyone to put on their choir robe and stand up and sing, “What Different Does It Make.” Can we get past the skin you are in?

Folks at the highest level of government got away with grandiose BS. They kept their jobs, got paid for doing absolutely nothing, vacation all the TIME and was awarded for their horrible Intentional Behaviors. They had me singing Rose Royce, Car Wash. All of a sudden Affluenza Syndrome rolled up on the scene and closed the umbrella down on Asperger, Autism, PDD, and other exceptionalities. Affluenza was rolled out as having so much money and influence. The person felt uncomfortable, wasn’t motivated, felt guilty and isolated. The rich became bored so they go out and kill someone. A judge comes along and declares this fictitious disorder kept the person from understanding the consequences of their behavior because they are too D.. rich. Unbelievable! NLD Syndrome was never on the Autism Spectrum. Now it is TIME to point out after 41 years of NLD Syndrome not making its way to the DSM 5 we have arrived on ELYSIUM. A make believed disorder, Affluenza, got recognition and got folks off the hook. It will never happen with NLD Syndrome or any other exceptionality.

Did I say ELYSIUM? The affluent and G money dawgs took it away and stole mental illness, healthcare and made off with the list. Transportation was blocked and reaching for the stars seemed impossible with a bully at the helm. The wealthy failed to realize killing is a no-no. Writing a check on a human life taken out is pretty D.. low. Whew! Straight up! Was it the color of the skin you are in? For the Elite-Si-Un-Nites, it is TIME to realize our world has changed into a broader spectrum of Black to Brown to Beige. The skin you are in should not determine the TIME served or “The Chair” the judicial system thinks one deserves. You know “THE CHAIR” has been a hot seat for the Master Mind of Design. Due to the nature of his abilities to be calm and laid back he did not blow himself up with his Nuclear Option. 🙂 As the Brain would say, “I don’t mind a step by step procedure as long as you do not leave out the major provisions. I would say, “Sweet potato pie isn’t any good without the sweet potatoes.” What did you get? Did you notice the skin the Brain was in? Run and get your choir robe and sing it with me again, “What Difference Does It Make.”

Jody Foster should take home two awards. My girl came out big pimping the Whitest suit I have ever seen portraying a pissed off Ann. Jody Foster showed what a Bratty A.. rich society thinks about the poor and the middle class. I pulled out my iPod and began to listen to Stevie Wonder’s Living For The City. What was Annie up to? Ann was so determined to overthrow the Brain and seize the “The Chair.” Once again her Boy on a failed mission had lost “THE CHAIR” and gave away his signature plan. We saw who won and we know who cares. Finally, the Brain said it. Yes! We are back on earth again and Spike Lee could have made ELYSIUM in Massachusetts and saved on his budget. It is going to be hard for the Elite-Si-Un-Nites who failed to unite. Spike Lee can be angry at me instead of Tyler Perry. I hope their disagreements got squashed.

2014 has arrived. Are you ready to connect the dots and bridge the gap? If you are coming to this blog for the first TIME and you have no clue about NLD Syndrome we need to go in search of the list. Almost every characteristic of NLD Syndrome was mirrored by the opposite end of the spectrum Intentional Behaviors. We got a closer look at rudeness, poor judgment, disorganization, naiveness, decision-making, and not being able to adapt to changes. We know who are Ruthless People. We know who gets blamed for ruthlessness. We know who did not care about failure and it wasn’t who you think. NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disabilities) a Neurological Syndromes with Unintentional Behaviors sat back and observed from the Flip Side Of The Chart and was totally amazed. The opposite end of the spectrum showed their monkey A.. and stole the list. What was on that list? What person or persons do you know Rocked the List in 2013? It is Time to find out The Truth About NLD Syndrome And Who It Resembles. What Skin Are You In? Time to go in search of the list.

Screamers, Shouters, and Shooters__Scarred Opportunities

Come in a little closer. I haven’t forgotten about you, DEEP SEAL TEAM SIX (MSNBC). This is about strategies and coping skills. It was hard but I survived. I also sent a special SHOUT out to LYLE. His words rotated around in my brain. Lyle threw down and took me back with his famous quotes. As long as you know the true meaning of those famous words, the mouths those words are coming out of and the action and INTENTIONS behind those words, you will not get screwed. Exactly! Will it make me a SCREAMER? Absolutely Not! The YOUTUBE moment on “OPPORTUNITY” is all wrong. Where did they get those folks from? Whew! I did check out the TODAY SHOW with BILL SIMON, the new President and CEO of WALMART. Was there something wrong with the teleprompter MHP? The script was off. KYRSTAL BALL and all Y’all did you check it out. What do you think DAVID CORN? Do you have your PRETENDERS LIST ready to go, BIG EDDIE? Are You ready to DE-BUNKED and Funked up the Junk in the Trunk, Secret Agent RA-RA? You mean to tell me Bill Simon is happy with the associate salary. Well, I’m quite sure the associates would be real thrilled with Bill Simon’s salary. The associates would be totally ready to retire from Bill Simon’s Walmart bonus. Visit demos.org and check out Retail Hidden Potentials: How Raising Wages Would Benefit Workers, the Industry, and the overall Economy. Alex Witt of MSNBC interviewed Professor RICHARD FLORIDA. WHEW! There’s a Brother who can help lift employees up out of the poverty level along with Senator BERNIE SANDERS and Kool and the Gang. So Fresh and Exciting!

Cross on over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART. What! You call it a NUCLEAR OPTION. I got to call HARRY REID, Senator Majority Leader of the BIG D and borrow his boxing gloves. WHIP IT UP! It must be nice to have an OPTION. Is it SCHICK or BIC? Depending on whose team you represent, what cd you are listening to, or video you’re watching I think the opponent is trying to cut you over your eye. Every person needs a cut man. He will keep you from losing the fight. Your chances of seeing your opponent are much better when you can determine how close or far away your opponent is before you get the hell knocked out. Did you just get so tired, worn down, and you went KABOOM? Couldn’t take it anymore. The opposite end of the spectrum went too far. INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS are rocking it again with changing the words and not matching the action to the words. Here comes the blood trickling down into the eye. DEPTH PERCEPTION!

Remember when zero was zero. Not anymore! The Crew put a new spin on zero. You had to actually count up the nothing to get the real meaning of zero. This is CONGRESS new math. Remember when Right To Work actually meant you had a Right To Work and not get screwed by your job. In this day and TIME, you work your A… off and still need government assistance to help make ends meet. Your salary is so low. Check your vocal cords. The voice has hit its last note. Can you get any poorer working full TIME? A lot of associates has EBT cards and participate in the SNAP PROGRAM. Right to be poor. Hmmm!

Opportunity is definitely not what the commercial reveals. Walmart or any other company who pays their associate’s low wages and does not put the interests of their associates first is a CRUZ shutdown. SHOUTERS from the rooftop are making it known Opportunity means Retaliation, Bullying, Cutting of hours, Coaching for failure, Locking people in their positions and they cannot transfer to another store once they are coached nor make a job request for a better position for 1 year after the coaching falls off. If an associate is good at a job the Opportunity will arise on several occasion to keep that person locked into the position. The position you applied for has already been filled by a manager’s Furby to do its bidding. Opportunity is hiring a disabled individual and providing them with no work coaches. The first TIME their disability prevents them from performing a certain task the disabled person will be fired because they are DISABLED. Hey, they did get a disabled person at WALMART with 2 coaches. He is no longer there. A very short-lived OPPORTUNITY because the people at Walmart and management did not understand how to appropriately accommodate this young man. People complained about his job performance and he just wasn’t up to speed. He couldn’t stay focus, was rude, wasn’t real sociable and talk about 1 thing all the TIME. GOOD LAWD! It was a huge part of his DISABILITY. This young man could have fallen on the AUTISM SPECTRUM or had NLD SYNDROME. There is not much in the way of job OPPORTUNITIES for the people on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

Yes, Opportunity took on a new meaning when you have a co-manager go into office 100 (Asset Protection) and call over the walkie the camera number they are watching you on. Oh, by the way, I am tired of being watched on Camera 16. How bold is this? I thought I worked for Walmart not TARGET. This is a Mike Turzai moment. I am not making this SH… up. We are into the Christmas season BILL SIMON. Why are we losing associates? Opportunity is not working so well. Does less employment around BONUS TIME give OPPORTUNITY for management to increase their BONUS?

Recently associates walked out the door for being bullied. This incident took place in front of customers and associates. She went for help but received no assistant. She never returned to the store. She had hopes and dreams for Walmart’s Opportunity. BILL SIMON talk to SARA PACHECO about her Opportunity at Walmart. Why isn’t management being held accountable for their action? Opportunity rolled back this associated self-esteem and made her feel cheap and low. SARA PACHECO is a human life, not a price. It brought SARA PACHECO to the brink of hurt and shame and placed her on the CLEARANCE WALL. Later she CLEARED out for she could no longer take the abuse. OPPORTUNITY has taken a new path. OPPORTUNITY punched holes in associates soul. Opportunity wiped entire market teams out after these people worked so hard to become success stories. It turned into a red state and GERRYMANDERING is alive and well. It won’t be many BLACK to BROWN to TAN folks in upper big TIME BONUS land. Opportunity is the lock and you know who holds the key.

The latest spin is on APPRECIATION. We APPRECIATE your present to work on BLACK FRIDAY which started on Thursday. Those who work will receive a voucher of 25%. It is only good for 2 days (5th and 6th). I hope you have taken care of your rent and other bills. Good for you! You worked all those hours for BLACK FRIDAY without a Nuclear Option. WALMART knows the family Christmas TIME weakness. The extra discount is extra grease on your french fries. Check your heart. The associates are committed to their family. WALMART APPRECIATE every dime the associate work for with or without a bonus will be given back to WALMART. Who is WALMART committed to? Do not FLATLINE.

I know the deal and I understand the drill. I sit in the PRESIDENT’s chair. No matter how hard I try to do my job it will look as though I can’t do the job. I am to be isolated, disrespected and bullied. I have lived through every store manager that has come through store #2857. WALMART creates SHOOTERS. This is the managers who are so bitter because all of their years of devotion hinges upon their last big BONUS. Now you will see the cuts in associates hours, cuts in associates, and whoever is left. This is where the store manager was once a big TIME MARKET MANAGER. He/she has been GERRYMANDER out of their district. His choice is to either step down and take a store manager, co-manager, assistant, or the janitor in a drum position. The next step is to retire him/her. The pervasive attitude of the WOUNDED SHOOTER is NO PERSON’s EVALUATION SHALL EXCEED EXPECTATION and ROLE MODEL WILL NEVER HAPPEN. From this day forward the majority of the management team and associates shall be given MEET or BELOW EXPECTATION. This was taught to me by the best MARKSMAN, SNIPERS, SPECIAL TASK FORCE UNITS that are no longer with the COMPANY.

What do you think will happen if the store manager spent all of his/her life building a career and dedicating their TIME to WALMART only to be demoted, disrespected, and given this so-called OPPORTUNITY? Whatever the store manager receives on his EVALUATION rest assure you will receive less. WALMART creates the SNIPER. You are out the door so angry and pissed off you are ready for the hit. WALMART creates the DRONE who hovers Inside These Wall Of Existing Conditions. It is understood if you are still with the company leave space so you can step down from the position. STAY INSIDE COMPANY WALLS and not step out to the BIG TIME OPPORTUNITY POSITIONS because these are the positions that are swept away (GERRYMANDERING). Do you rise above the occasion? No! Are you salaried capped? Yes! Which have you become? Are you a SCREAMER, SHOUTER, or SHOOTER? Has your OPPORTUNITY been SCARRED? Good Luck BILL SIMON, CEO, and PRESIDENT of WALMART!

COMING FROM THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART

The Shoe Polish Theory___Rubbing the Black Off​

La! La! La! La! It is music to my ears. Are you there Chris? Do you really want to know? I love it! Ed Rendell who once served as the 45th governor of Pennsylvania may not have a clue. Johnathan Gephart is very young and his parents may not have explained it to him in this manner. Vicious Valarie and Malicious Mallory are on the scene baby. Do we tell them about GRANDMA? Of course! You know I have to give OLD GIRL (OG) her props. Man, she was right all alone.

This is Vicious Valerie and I don’t hold a candle to the real WICKED-PEDIA. Are you calling my GRANDMA WICKED? Most definitely! Malicious Mallory, your GRANDMA was packing the COMMON SENSE FACTOR. We are cool! Dang! O.G. was spitting out the poison and she kept it real. GRANDMA had a way with words. I would love to see if Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky could plagiarize one of her stories. There was no way anyone could repeat her stories and claim it to be their own. I don’t think they would want to. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry who has white skin was called a DEVIL! GRANDMA would say them DEVILS will try to keep all the colored folks back. Anybody that had tan skin and Bobo Knot Kinky Hair was going to have some problems in this world.

Malicious Mallory when I talk to your GRANDMA it would send chills up my spine. O.G. could spit her snuff clean across the border. Lawd Jesus! Do not let your eye be her target. O.G. never missed. If you so much as sassy her she would pull off her shoe twirl it like it was a 45 magnum and commence to whip that A… Whew! GRANDMA didn’t play. Yeah, Baby! GRANDMA ranted and rave about how them DEVILS would lie and cover up because they thought it was their country and the black and brown folks belong to them. What! Ain’t got nobody to polish their shoes. GRANDMA always said if them DEVILS didn’t like each other they would still stick together. Sho-Nuff! GRANDMA said until the colored folks start sticking together that is when everything would be ever so mellow.

GRANDMA was like JIMMY HENDRIX. She was way ahead of her TIME. She made it clear that any person who “had the crazies,” as she would say, would not be part of the frontier and would be locked away. Wow! This could apply to all of Congress, Re-PUB-li-cans, and those Hostess DING DONG Tea Partiers. GRANDMA would have fallen in love with Patrick Kennedy. He stepped up to the plate. Patrick Kennedy defined mental illness as a medical brain illness. WOW! He came out and talked about his brain illness. Patrick Kennedy is the new Wrecks-N-Effects bringing courage and hope. Why are you crying Vicious Valarie? Well, Malicious Mallory the way Patrick Kennedy stated it I hope it will make more people come out and seek help. People will no longer feel ashamed to address a brain illness. As Patrick Kennedy stated, we all have a brain. People should not bear the cross of being stigmatized because of where their illness is located. Here girl, clean it up. You have gotten Snotty-Otty about it. It is all good.

Do we tell Chris Now? I can’t wait. Let’s keep this story short. This will make a good sequel. GRANDMA is at peace now. Right! Right! Do you remember in the GODFATHER’s movie when one of the mafia bosses woke up and his favorite horse’s head had been decapitated? Blood was all over the place. I remember. Are you sure it was one of the mafia bosses? What differences does it make? Watch out, Hilary Clinton. Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin will be riding our backs because he feels he is not getting the facts. What! I’m not sure and it is just a movie. Please! Any who-who, GRANDMA said the worse thing that could ever happen to them DEVILS is to find out a Black/tan/colored person was in their family. Shut up! Who was listed as PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA distant cousins? I think you can find it at ancestry.com. It was Dick Chaney, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh. Didn’t they say the president’s mother was related to the first black slave? We got to go back and look at the information. This would be GRANDMA Shoe Polish Theory. The Black has Rubbed Off on the Devils.

The PRESIDENT distant cousin may be marked. Does this mean Cheney, Palin, and Limbaugh has lost their mighty white status? Oh, my! There goes the American Apple Pie. How do you feel about your GRANDMA and all the anger she had pinned up inside of her, Malicious Mallory? To be honest, GRANDMA would be a true HATER of today. Her feelings went beyond anger. O.G. would say the pot can now call them DEVILS BLACK. Their HATRED and destruction will ruin them because the TIDE has changed. The person who was once viewed as the slave is the Captain. Guess who has to polish the shoes? Guess who woke up with black polish all over them. Today it would be called the PAUL RYAN/TODD AKIN THEORY. The crazies are so ridden with HATRED. Congress, GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Partiers view a MULTI-CULTURAL PRESIDENT forcing himself upon their pure white world and reshaping what they can never accept. The President’s bloodline could reach across and touch many of the so-called white elite families. GRANDMA knew this was the biggest fear of whom she called them DEVILS.