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Trenches

by Linda Ballard

I listen for many years to the media hype and BS. I would constantly think about if it was only some kind of way to reach these people and let them know the Sh… you are reporting is what we are living. Get your A… from behind your desk and get into the TRENCHES and find out the TRUTH.  Well, I guess some of the media found that out with Ferguson. The story is not flowing like you are reporting it. What comes next was absolutely wonderful. Thank You, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, PINTEREST, and the many social network sites. Now I could reach out and express how I felt about the tired butter glazed A.. that sat on the couches too long and called themselves the media. I was so sick of that old George Will and Corky Roberts set up. The Knights of the round table who couldn’t tell if it was day or night. There were three letters in the alphabet I really did not care if my children learned and that was ABC. I thought George Will was the most prejudice, insensitive commentator ABC ever had. Now George Will is RECYCLABLE to FOX NEWS.  You know what is disturbing to me, I don’t want to ever see that frozen look on any commentators face like Corky Roberts had in fear she may lose her job if she challenged George Will.  Fox News Media outlet never gets from behind their desk and seek the TRUTH.

Mika Brzezinski ain’t no way  Rachel Maddow, Melissa Harris-Perry, Joy Reid, Krystal Klear Ball, and Karen Finney would let Joe Scarborough get away with the comments he gets away with on the Morning Show. Don’t you become a Corky Roberts?  Let Joe Scarborough know this is not  Scarborough Country. Get in Joe’s grill and get out and into the TRENCHES  so you don’t look so passive or despondent. James Brown said It Is A Man World but he was like Ike Turner’s brother. ABUSIVE! Here we go with the Knights of the round table whose A… need to be checked at the door by one of the above commentators. Bill Kristol got to go. Get an update. To MHP this is my answer to the Angry Black Woman Comment. The jokes are no longer funny nor cute. What female commentator will try to stroke one of the men who come off like a total A… hole? That would be you, Joe Scarborough. This is the only part of the MSNBC format that I don’t like. It is not because these guys are Republicans but are total A…  While it is on my mind Mashable came out with a really good article on Sunday written by Heather Pool. Check out 35,000 Feet: Where Sexual Harassment Can Still Get A Pass. No! Ray Rice does not get a Pass Regardless if he told the TRUTH. Social Media or TMZ  put a big dent in Ray Rice career. Why do you think people hate the TRUTH? It does not make a ship sail smoothly because one tell the TRUTH. People prefer a LIE or MIT.

Where is Jane Skinner? Jane Skinner is the wife of Roger Goodell. I haven’t seen here come out and stand by her man or does this signal a different viewpoint.What Is Happening Now With Jane Skinner? How is it earthly possible to live with a woman who doesn’t know anything about domestic violence?  Don’t you find that a little strange?  She was a commentator for FOX NEWS and you mean to tell me this subject has never come across her desk in all the years she was on FOX NEWS. If Jane Skinner had gotten out in the TRENCHES and learn about the abuse that women have gone through for many years maybe Roger Goodell wouldn’t be scrambling for help.  Roger Goodell could not find one African-American Female On The Road To Recovery. Shut Up! Is it just me?  Do people who become so filthy rich detach themselves from the outside world, turn a blind eye, and say their money will make it go away?  The rich sure don’t resign from their jobs, do they? I wonder what kind of answer Ann Romney would give on domestic abuse. Hey! I’m just saying.

Roger Goodell is the poster child for breaking the cycle of TOO BIG TOO FAIL. He failed miserably. Get into the Trenches with me. He wheeled all the power and made money for all of the Billion Dollar Babies.  Goodell is not along. J.P. Morgan and Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bill Simon, Lee Scott, Mike Duke (RECYCLABLES of Walmart), all the governors, senators, congressman, judges (Mark Fuller especially)  and a host of major players who keep their jobs and refuse to resign or step down. What a culture! Why can’t the cycle of abuse start at the top and not at the bottom?  Can we just get started?  What messages does this send to women and children?  Is it okay to beat the hell out of a woman and child because people like  Roger Goodell made money for their owners and they are fully vested in their culture?  I guess in this case old habits will die hard. These habits need to die.

Civilization has evolved. Abusing women and dragging their bodies around is very uncivilized. Beating children until their body look likes a grill rump roast doesn’t fly. INTENTIONAL behaviors had been inflicted on many women and children. Who tried to mask the behaviors?  What happens when denial is part of your game plan? How much psychological damage is done? How many years will it take?  How much trust can you put into a culture which only has the players and top money dawgs interest as their first priority?  In the African-American community mental Illness, domestic violence, rape, child abuse are very hard topics to talk about to people.  I am African-American and I will gladly spin out a story on what happens when you start talking about Mental Illness.  Get into the TRENCHES with me for now.

 

 

 

Tan Is The New Black

by Linda Ballard

Every channel I turn on I see the TAN SUIT. I hope by now you have changed your suit. You know who you are.  Sure this is personal. I cannot believe all the people who missed the TRUE meaning of the TAN SUIT. Okay!  People did not get upset when H.W.B. aka CAPTAIN SOCKS wore the TAN SUIT. R.R.,  the actor, rocked the TAN SUIT and there was no rest and recuperation for the nation. B. C., the saxophonist blew the suit out and NO he did not come Before Christ. Standing behind the podium in the TAN SUIT rocked the HOUSE.

The power of Nonverbal Communication revealed itself front and center.   Either you could read the TAN SUIT or totally missed out on the message.  Just think if you were one of the persons on the Flip Side Of The Chart and you could not read the intonation of ones voice tone (pitch), facial expression, hand signals, metaphors, and you most certainly could not read their outfit.  Sure everyone was in an uproar. A black man wearing a TAN SUIT representing who. Exactly! From Black to Tan to Beige just gave a sneak preview of the next or future Commander-and-Chief and how INCLUSION is key. In this case, it was quite upsetting to those who looked upon the podium and saw a White person may not get another chance to do their dance.

Let’s step back to 1962 when Elmer Bernstein wrote the song Walk On the Wide Side. Believe it or not Brook Benton song Walk On The Wild Side. Just in case you are not familiar with Brook Benton he is the black cat or black dude who sung Rainey Night In Georgia.  White folks don’t be upset if you never made a special request.   In the preview of the movie, a black cat comes strolling down the sidewalk and this song is playing in the background. Along the way, the black cat faces off with a white cat.  The black cat takes the white cat down. Hmmm! This movie wasn’t received too well back in the day. It was a lot going on and it would be a movie that is very acceptable now. Yes, Joan Fonda, Anne Baxter, and Barbara Stanwyck would have felt right at home in this era.  It would be an everyday occurrence in the neighborhood instead of a movie. Just to update the preview of the movie for today,  a calico cat can take the place of the black cat. The calico cat can give the white cat a run for its money. Not because of the color of the cat but because 99% of calico cats are female. So now we have a woman getting her chance to dominate THE CHAIR.

Yes, you did push the buttons and you Walked on the Wild Side.  For a moment I thought massive seizure activity was on the rise.  Someone decided to change the colors on the X-box and PlayStation Game. The box does have a warning label for rapid color change.   Change is a killer for the Adjustment Bureau. I hope you know your TAN SUIT did not represent the cool and sandy beaches of Italy. Tan is The New Black for representing immigration. Tan is The New Black for Inclusion throughout the nation. Tan is The New Black that has struck fear into the hearts of those who cannot accept this situation. Tan is The New Black that has landed on U. S.  soil for Emancipation. Tan is The New Black.

I flick through my channels and I found you amongst all of that positive energy.  The large rocks had engulfed you. How did you feel with all that positive energy circulating around your body?  It probably felt like YOUR SPACE dot COM. I see you ditched the TAN SUIT.  Don’t be so hard on yourself.  The people need to know WHY.  The people understand a lot more than given credit for.  The people understand you are dealing with a destructive force that has emerged from the Bermuda Triangle, aka the Devil’s Triangle. White Clouds emerging out of nowhere.  We’re not talking about toilet paper.  Finally, something white is linked to big TIME evilness.

The TAN SUIT is powerful.  The message it communicates is from Black to Tan to Beige generates what the next Commander-and-chief will facilitate. No person or persons should ever fear or be impeded by thoughts that one race ranks supreme over another. It matters if you are BLIND, CRIPPLE, and fall under the category of DISABLED. Your voice plays a part of the balance to help keep our nation stable.

Of course, I was paying attention.  I notice a young man wearing a tan sports jacket and a blue shirt. He was representing. Yes, I thought Luis Gutierrez looked great. I wonder how Julian Castro and his brother Joaquin Castro look standing behind the podium in their TAN SUIT. Whew! Double your pleasure double your fun. Two contenders behind the podium, LAWD! You know who will be dead and done. Tan is The New Black. I have many friends who are decent human beings. When I am asked if they are white or black my response is they are really cool people and “decent human beings.”  Sooo what happens to all the black folks?  They are joined by the New Black which is Tan. We all come together, vote,  and take a stand.  Stereotyping hopefully will be diminished. You know who will move the nation forward and be in command. Your suit told the story. It was not hard to understand. Immigration is Key and should not be judged by any man. See There! Look what happens when you can’t read Nonverbal Communication.

Inspirational__You

by Linda Ballard

WHOOP! WHOOP! Kansas City I’m so glad you came here. Who are YOU!  Y’all will find out. I wanted to start early.  Wow! you are having too much fun. Shanice is carrying the tune I Like Your Smile. See what happens when you do your job. The Do-Nothing Posse don’t like your style. Hey! I see you are cool with that. Whew! You have been cracking on the brothers. You showed the world who are the rats. You did your job too well. When you woke up in the morning you were determined not to fail.  There is so much music rotating around in my head. My head began to swell.  I started singing the Jackson 5 Enjoy Yourself. Does this ring a bell?

It was Tax-Free Weekend and I needed some BIG TIME HOPE. I knew when I roll up on the job it would be on like rope-a-dope. Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I filed everything including EEOC. This is what happens when you do your job. Home Office gets pissed off and turn into a lynch mob.  I understand why you are laid back, calm and very cool. You can’t see what is happening to you when you are angry and acting a fool. That’s exactly what they want you to do is get mad and come unglued. DANG! If the question is ever asked, Did anything change? Hell to the ye-ah! It went from bad to worst. What The Ha Hell are they trying to do?  Stop trying to put GRANNY WHO BOO in a  hearse.  Just to let you know I am a grandmother and this is the name my grandchildren call me.  All because you have done your job so well,  this is what becomes of the situation. The company finds ways to strike back.  It’s another form of retaliation. Snoop and Dr. Dre you are on. It Ain’t Nothing But A G Thang Baby. You think I’m going to let WAL-MART drive me crazy. It’s like this and like that and like this and ugh!  I will chill until the next episode. To MSNBC this is WHY the BIRTHDAY BROTHER has to be smooth and not explode.

Evelyn Champaign King would sing SHAME. It is a low down dirty SHAME. The Legend from Australia would bellow out SHAME. You would think The Legend was confronting Tony Abbott ( Prime Minister of Australia)  once again. The Legend is not going for anyone who will not speak out against the banks. Elizabeth Warren is in and Hillary Clinton would be out. It is a SHAME if WAL-MART don’t think I  haven’t notice the following:

1.) Closing the service desk at 10:00 p.m. instead of 11:00 p.m. and leaving all the trash, claims, and 50 to 60 carts of  returns. Who’s counting?  Hey, the other shifts are on a register all day. Why?  WAL-MART is not being a job creator. Bernie Sanders would say, hire some D.. people and share the wealth. Where are the Veterans? How many has been hired?

2.) Not having people scheduled  appropriately for TAX FREE WEEKEND. Excuse me! We do not have people on a regular day. Why? There is NO PLAN TO HAVE PEOPLE ON OVERNIGHT.  Think about it. Would you really try to have additional people overnight when an associate  has decided to hold WAL-MART accountable  and have an outside agency peep into their drawers.   Sure it is all about cutting total store hours.  Who is WAL-MART really looking out for?  Whose story would that be?  Were there ever any hours designated for overnight?  Would WAL-MART fly under the radar and cut store hours for profit? How much pressure would it put on each  shift to force many of the associates out especially the associates who made $10.00 or more an hour? What about the associates whose pay are maxed out? Well, you don’t have to worry about the BLACK, BROWN, or TAN. It would be our last stand.  Oh, we can’t leave out 40 plus and elderly.  How much change and frustration will they be able to take  at that age of trying to find a new job. Let’s rile the base and give them more red meat than they can eat.  Sooo everything can be blamed on the BLACK CSM. Shut Up! No! Get out of here! I don’t mine being mirrored after Inspirational__You. It lets me know I’m handling my cool.  When you get angry you become the ignorant A.. Fool. Tis a toast on your birthday! You have taken us all to school. 🙂

3.) Why would I notice the picture has been taken down in personnel of the Assistant Manager who said I could not do my job?   Are we to assume  he doesn’t work there until he can be recycled to another store. Hmm! I wonder WHY he is still working in the store up until the 8th or 9th of August?  Why does this Assistant Manager has the opportunity to go to a market store?  You think if this had been a BLACK BROTHER he would have the OPPORTUNITY to be given another position or a Tap on the shoulders.

4.) Why would I notice the 11.8 million dollar CEO was not a DISRUPTIVE INNOVATOR  and was pushed out by the 9.6 million dollar  man who had already picked an ASIAN successor. I wonder how many people will be resigning on the  9th of August or transitioning into other stores? Strange when I look back at the months April-July  there seems to be a correlation between the time I received the focked up evaluation and a strong period of getting rid of associates. Even the CEO, BILL SIMON is on the out. At least he will remain a consultant.  Is there a bigger plan in the works to transition WAL-MART associates to all go part-time.  Hmmm!

5.) Why would they put the new assistant female manager by herself on a tax-free weekend and not schedule a co-manager to help her get through one of the busiest TIME in WAL-MART season? Is it me?  Am I seeing another Hater-aide pattern developing against this manager to one day becoming a  Co-manager? Remember she is a FEMALE.  Don’t forget about  the ONLY Black Assistant Manager that was put overnight. They brought in a WHITE female Assistant Manager to balance out or hide what they had done to the BLACK ASSISTANT MANAGER. This is the manager that got left by herself  on TAX FREE WEEKEND. Who comes to her rescue? The Dark Night with his BLACK and SHINING ARMOR to help a sister out.  Don’t you think this was really  decent of the Dark Knight?  The LEGION would say, “SHAME” trying to kill 2 birds in one stone.  “SHAME.” I just love  the LEGION. He is a real Australia media celebrity.

Ted Kennedy’s mane would fluff up. The Lion’s roar would bring excruciating pain to the Brother or the company who wasn’t  willing to set up appropriate accommodation for the disabled. Ted’s paw would reach out and extend itself into the air.  A mighty thrust of wind would strike down the BEHEMOTH COMPANY out of  Lion’s despair.  Now a Brother who is Hated so much couldn’t even go there.  Why? Big Eddie said it on his show. The Brother is Black.  Are you tripping?  What have you been smoking?  Tell me it is not crack. We are not trying to put the lens of the camera’s eye of the Canadian Mayor. There will be no stereotyping because the U.S. has crackheads, whack-heads and government criminal players.

Just off the top of my head, I could see the changes because I’m not angry. Thank you Inspirational__You. The analysts were all horrified to see you get stigmatized. It was a SHAME how they tried to constantly penalize and never wanted to apologize.  Are you really surprised? The opposite end of the spectrum did not think you were residential. Who tried to destroy your credentials? Get a piece of the Rock. It wasn’t Prudential. Now, who looks Presidential.

Billy Preston got it right the first Time. Yes, Nothing from Nothing leaves Nothing. You got to have something if you want to be with me. Love the words to that song. So it is Time to move forward.  We need to keep in step. When I heard you were coming to town I jumped to my feet. I grab a glass of sparkling water and I was dancing doing the YEET. My son stops by with his sandwich in his hand eating on some baloney.  He said hold up mom this week we’re stepping to the SCHMONEY. I know this may sound crazy. Smooth Operator once again showed the world who is lazy. Not one bill was pass as he laughed and laughed.  Who looks absolutely amazing?

You weather the storm of Bluffs and Dares.  It doesn’t matter about your white hair. I hope people are paying attention to the skills you have taught. Inspirational__You just couldn’t be bought. You move forward, evolve, and fought and fought. The DO-NOTHING bill passer once again got caught. I could never have seen this much. NO WAY! The Brother who taught me his skills, it is his BIRTHDAY.  Happy Birthday! BARACK OBAMA

Inspirational__You

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WHOOP! WHOOP! Kansas City I’m so glad you came here. Who are YOU!  Y’all will find out. I wanted to start early.  Wow! you are having too much fun. Shanice is carrying the tune I Like Your Smile. See what happens when you do your job. The Do-Nothing Posse don’t like your style. Hey! I see you are cool with that. Whew! You have been cracking on the brothers. You showed the world who are the rats. You did your job too well. When you woke up in the morning you were determined not to fail.  There is so much music rotating around in my head. My head began to swell.  I started singing the Jackson 5 Enjoy Yourself. Does this ring a bell?

It was Tax-Free Weekend and I needed some BIG TIME HOPE. I knew when I roll up on the job it would be on like rope-a-dope. Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I filed everything including EEOC. This is what happens when you do your job. Home Office gets pissed off and turn into a lynch mob.  I understand why you are laid back, calm and very cool. You can’t see what is happening to you when you are angry and acting a fool. That’s exactly what they want you to do is get mad and come unglued. DANG! If the question is ever asked, Did anything change? Hell to the ye-ah! It went from bad to worst. What The Ha Hell are they trying to do?  Stop trying to put GRANNY WHO BOO in a  hearse.  Just to let you know I am a grandmother and this is the name my grandchildren call me.  All because you have done your job so well,  this is what becomes of the situation. The company finds ways to strike back.  It’s another form of retaliation. Snoop and Dr. Dre you are on. It Ain’t Nothing But A G Thang Baby. You think I’m going to let WAL-MART drive me crazy. It’s like this and like that and like this and ugh!  I will chill until the next episode. To MSNBC this is WHY the BIRTHDAY BROTHER has to be smooth and not explode.

Evelyn Champaign King would sing SHAME. It is a low down dirty SHAME. The Legend from Australia would bellow out SHAME. You would think The Legend was confronting Tony Abbott ( Prime Minister of Australia)  once again. The Legend is not going for anyone who will not speak out against the banks. Elizabeth Warren is in and Hillary Clinton would be out. It is a SHAME if WAL-MART don’t think I  haven’t notice the following:

1.) Closing the service desk at 10:00 p.m. instead of 11:00 p.m. and leaving all the trash, claims, and 50 to 60 carts of  returns. Who’s counting?  Hey, the other shifts are on a register all day. Why?  WAL-MART is not being a job creator. Bernie Sanders would say, hire some D.. people and share the wealth. Where are the Veterans? How many has been hired?

2.) Not having people scheduled  appropriately for TAX FREE WEEKEND. Excuse me! We do not have people on a regular day. Why? There is NO PLAN TO HAVE PEOPLE ON OVERNIGHT.  Think about it. Would you really try to have additional people overnight when an associate  has decided to hold WAL-MART accountable  and have an outside agency peep into their drawers.   Sure it is all about cutting total store hours.  Who is WAL-MART really looking out for?  Whose story would that be?  Were there ever any hours designated for overnight?  Would WAL-MART fly under the radar and cut store hours for profit? How much pressure would it put on each  shift to force many of the associates out especially the associates who made $10.00 or more an hour? What about the associates whose pay are maxed out? Well, you don’t have to worry about the BLACK, BROWN, or TAN. It would be our last stand.  Oh, we can’t leave out 40 plus and elderly.  How much change and frustration will they be able to take  at that age of trying to find a new job. Let’s rile the base and give them more red meat than they can eat.  Sooo everything can be blamed on the BLACK CSM. Shut Up! No! Get out of here! I don’t mine being mirrored after Inspirational__You. It lets me know I’m handling my cool.  When you get angry you become the ignorant A.. Fool. Tis a toast on your birthday! You have taken us all to school. 🙂

3.) Why would I notice the picture has been taken down in personnel of the Assistant Manager who said I could not do my job?   Are we to assume  he doesn’t work there until he can be recycled to another store. Hmm! I wonder WHY he is still working in the store up until the 8th or 9th of August?  Why does this Assistant Manager has the opportunity to go to a market store?  You think if this had been a BLACK BROTHER he would have the OPPORTUNITY to be given another position or a Tap on the shoulders.

4.) Why would I notice the 11.8 million dollar CEO was not a DISRUPTIVE INNOVATOR  and was pushed out by the 9.6 million dollar  man who had already picked an ASIAN successor. I wonder how many people will be resigning on the  9th of August or transitioning into other stores? Strange when I look back at the months April-July  there seems to be a correlation between the time I received the focked up evaluation and a strong period of getting rid of associates. Even the CEO, BILL SIMON is on the out. At least he will remain a consultant.  Is there a bigger plan in the works to transition WAL-MART associates to all go part-time.  Hmmm!

5.) Why would they put the new assistant female manager by herself on a tax-free weekend and not schedule a co-manager to help her get through one of the busiest TIME in WAL-MART season? Is it me?  Am I seeing another Hater-aide pattern developing against this manager to one day becoming a  Co-manager? Remember she is a FEMALE.  Don’t forget about  the ONLY Black Assistant Manager that was put overnight. They brought in a WHITE female Assistant Manager to balance out or hide what they had done to the BLACK ASSISTANT MANAGER. This is the manager that got left by herself  on TAX FREE WEEKEND. Who comes to her rescue? The Dark Night with his BLACK and SHINING ARMOR to help a sister out.  Don’t you think this was really  decent of the Dark Knight?  The LEGION would say, “SHAME” trying to kill 2 birds in one stone.  “SHAME.” I just love  the LEGION. He is a real Australia media celebrity.

Ted Kennedy’s mane would fluff up. The Lion’s roar would bring excruciating pain to the Brother or the company who wasn’t  willing to set up appropriate accommodation for the disabled. Ted’s paw would reach out and extend itself into the air.  A mighty thrust of wind would strike down the BEHEMOTH COMPANY out of  Lion’s despair.  Now a Brother who is Hated so much couldn’t even go there.  Why? Big Eddie said it on his show. The Brother is Black.  Are you tripping?  What have you been smoking?  Tell me it is not crack. We are not trying to put the lens of the camera’s eye of the Canadian Mayor. There will be no stereotyping because the U.S. has crackheads, whack-heads and government criminal players.

Just off the top of my head, I could see the changes because I’m not angry. Thank you Inspirational__You. The analysts were all horrified to see you get stigmatized. It was a SHAME how they tried to constantly penalize and never wanted to apologize.  Are you really surprised? The opposite end of the spectrum did not think you were residential. Who tried to destroy your credentials? Get a piece of the Rock. It wasn’t Prudential. Now, who looks Presidential.

Billy Preston got it right the first Time. Yes, Nothing from Nothing leaves Nothing. You got to have something if you want to be with me. Love the words to that song. So it is Time to move forward.  We need to keep in step. When I heard you were coming to town I jumped to my feet. I grab a glass of sparkling water and I was dancing doing the YEET. My son stops by with his sandwich in his hand eating on some baloney.  He said hold up mom this week we’re stepping to the SCHMONEY. I know this may sound crazy. Smooth Operator once again showed the world who is lazy. Not one bill was pass as he laughed and laughed.  Who looks absolutely amazing?

You weather the storm of Bluffs and Dares.  It doesn’t matter about your white hair. I hope people are paying attention to the skills you have taught. Inspirational__You just couldn’t be bought. You move forward, evolve, and fought and fought. The DO-NOTHING bill passer once again got caught. I could never have seen this much. NO WAY! The Brother who taught me his skills, it is his BIRTHDAY.  Happy Birthday! BARACK OBAMA

Who Needs An Entourage?

by Linda Ballard

He was the Lion who Roared. He made it clear. He was standing at that podium along and 20 fold strong (inner strength).  He bellowed out Steve Winwood’s song, Roll With Me Baby. Only Ted Kennedy words sounded more like this. What price does working men and women have to pay?  At what cost? How much more do you BLOOD-SUCKERS want? We have been doing this Sh… a long TIME and nothing has been achieved. How much more do we give?  Stop your D… Greed. I can’t roll with a bunch of Do-Nothing Mother-Others. I have a meeting with the Isley Brothers. They are taking care of business. Can’t you see? We have worked to do.  It’s our job baby.  By the way, sometimes it takes a RECOGNIZABLE person to get the job done or draw attention to an issue or laws that may get overlooked. As a Kennedy, we pride ourselves on education,  enactment of disability laws, human rights, women rights, and universal health care. There is a lot of Sh… to do and as a Kennedy, I am not waving knee-deep in the Do-Nothing-Brothers BS rhetoric. Are we looking at the movie Million Dollar Baby?  Everything on the table is a million dollars plus. You mean to tell me these Fock-heads in Congress can’t  raise the minimum wage. Come on now 10 years have passed. Two Dollars! Okay, I will not start the next sentence off with NEGRO PLEASE. 🙂  See there, I’m learning. Don’t get upset. This is no disrespect to TED KENNEDY. It is only the remix to TED’S speech. His speech is seven years old. Nothing is wrong with an update.  The people and our nation are still receiving the same stellar performance.   Listen to Mary J. Blige song, I Can Do Bad All By Myself.  Who Needs An Entourage?

Who Needs An Entourage that carries dead weight or can bring dead weight to your playground? Sooo if a person acts aloof they just might understand the entourage is on TOUR and have no PLAN of Action, even when given specific direction. It will neither be a productive day or a fun day for rewards. Don’t you love it? Surrounded by a bunch of crazies who are definitely not leaders. Have any of these people ever made a decision on their own? Will any of these people challenge a directive that is wrong?   Strange!  The cheap luggage you are hauling needs an upgrade.  Excess baggage has a tendency to try to upstage the most important person whenever they are let out of their cage.  Oh God! Here it comes.  Something ridiculous happens. It happens because you are surrounded by Ignorant A.. people. The entourage who is all Show and No Tell. What The Hah Hell! Throw out the old stencils and pick up a set of new pencils.

 

This life skill lesson is way overdue.

It’s  hard to learn who to pick and choose.

We started talking about Ted Kennedy.

He roared with passion, desire, strength, and energy.

 

Don’t be desperate when you are looking for a friend.

Dig deep inside yourself and look deep within.

It takes many years to know what you are all about.

Running around with an entourage can be the wrong route.

 

What can happen when you hang out with a large crew?

It draws attention not to mention your A…  can get sued. 🙂

I picked up the paper and this is what I read.

A crew of 16 in a bar fight and 3 left for dead.

 

The key to your entourage is to have something in common.

Stop rolling with the brazil nuts, cashews, and please drop the almonds.

Surrounded by too many nuts made your A… look crazy.

You don’t want to be the one pushing up daisies.

 

The Haters and the NAE-SAYERS are totally out of control.

Stop listening to the little minds talking trash from the toilet commode.

These are the shot-callers who will never denounce a directive.

They have never had an original thought or their own D… perspective.

 

Life can be hard, complicated, and rough.

We are sick of the BS and ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

Always give Credit where Credit is Due.

Even if the individual Focks Up, you will know who to sue. 🙂

 

Sometimes one has to sit back and be in their gangster lean.

Always watch the Brother who is attempting to demolish one’s self-esteem.

For all my Brothers and Sister who may not even have a clue.

Time for a TRUSTED GRAND GUARDIAN who will point it out to you.

 

It has been revealed to the world and it is not the past.

All the suffering and hurt made it last and last.

HATRED and RACISM are undergarments in camouflage.

Sooo now you understand,  “WHO NEEDS AN ENTOURAGE?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our First Michelle Obama

by Linda Ballard

I took a long deep breath as I sat next to my sons. Today was the official rollout and I needed a lot of help to get me through. As I closed my eyes tightly I reached for my heart. Where is my suit of armor? It is TIME! Why are they playing that song? That’s it! Invite the music so when I get knocked off my horse I will be able to recover my balance, reflect on the good memories and not feel the hurt and pain of today. Looking over at my sons I wanted to step into the role of Joan Of Arc. Oooh Boy! This dude on this horse was using the latest technology in horsepower. Dang his lance looks mighty sharp and extra long. The only appropriate sport suited for this occasion was jousting. I really didn’t want to participate. Sports meant everything to this mighty TRAILBLAZER. Oh No! Here it comes. Bam! I got to push back the tears so I won’t upset myself. From this angle, my sons appear to be holding up pretty good. I’m going to reach over and grab their hands so I can regroup. These two young men got some positive energy and I think I need to borrow some of their wattages before my bulb gets dim.

She was a ROADRUNNER BABY. Jr Walker and the ALL STARS threw it out there. I’m gonna live the life I love and I’m gonna love the life I live because I’m a ROADRUNNER BABY. INCLUSIONARY SPECIALIST INDEEDY! She loved Barry White. Yes, she had so much to give and it took her whole lifetime. Of course “SHE” has a name. Not now! I will get to it. Barry White bellowed out the tune in his baritone voice, Practice What You Preach. She executed it to the fullest throughout her entire life. A mean machine fitness queen she boosted everyone’s self-esteem. She came out of retirement to help educate my son. No other teacher wanted to change their program. The teachers felt my son presented an enormous challenge to their AAA district. Challenge was encased in her smile. What! There wasn’t any way the accommodation I ask for would be carried out in my son IEP (Individual Educational Program) because he looked like Who___JOSE FELICIANO. Don’t you mean he had the skin tone of Barack Obama? Exactly! Baby, talking about LIGHT MY FIRE. I need to take a really deep breath. Let me close my eyes again. I hope they get here soon. I Feel So Bad Feel Like A Ball Game On A Rainey Day. Ed Hooker tried to express how he felt in his song and now I get it. Where is that Handkerchief? Is it? Thank God they made it.

I’m so glad you came today. I know your schedules are full. It is truly an honor for First Lady Michelle, the President, the Vice President and your wife Jill to take the TIME out of your lives and attend the service today. I wanted you to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Why do you have your eyes closed? Knock it off Joe. You know if I open my eyes it gonna hurt more than I can bear. I can see you so much clearer in my mind’s eye. Look around Joe. Most people in the church think I’m praying. The people reading this story think I’m going crazy. This is why I ask you to come. Joe, you have that special oomph and the miles per hour in the word oomph to get me through in one piece. You haven’t forgotten already. You’re the Natural Man. This is what you do. It keeps you human and True. Oh, by the way, you’re my favorite for the top contender too. Mr. President this is one of the good teachers who helped my son in his life. She helped many children across the board.  Race was never an issue. She was a staunch advocate and protector of the universe. She felt every child should have the same opportunity no what matter neighborhood they were from. Girlfriend showed some love and it was enough to love to go around. She shared her friends, family, and she means dance moves. The pictures of her life reached across the largest sand dunes in the world. The ultimate challenge for any teacher is for each student to reach their full potentials. If there were any barriers which impeded a child’s ability to learn she would bring out her Thor Hammer and tear the walls down.

First Lady Michelle Obama meets the Queen Of Fitness. She was all about health and she would have loved your BA-RAC-COLI. She had to define herself separate from her husband of 50 years who preceded her in life. He was the man of Diplomacy She was the women who stood by her man but had her own MOJO working. It is absolutely amazing how you both had so much in common. Her family came first and every person was welcomed by her family. Even down to the very end special accommodation was made. She knew it would be hard for my son and others who could not envision her in their minds’ eyes have the necessary tools to take them across the threshold of pain to ease the tears of rain. It is Time to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Click on http://www.meyersfuneralchapel.com. Go to obituaries and meet Gwenda Looker (1933-2014). Thank you for coming and for your support. If you wish please leave a comment.

Working The Mo__Joe

by Linda Ballard

It happens all the Time on the Flip Side Of The Chart. When our mouths open the words devour our friends, family, and associates. Our mannerism can be awkward and the words cut like a sword. We spit out the hard-core TRUTH but it is not welcomed. We ask a lot of questions and we really want to know “WHY” It is our style of learning. Most people feel like we are interrogating them. What pissed us off is when we discovered you have no factual information. What happens after this encounter? Pure Isolation and we have to walk home from the D.. golf course. It’s too much for the opposite end of the spectrum. The Flip Side Of The Chart golf’s game has been permanently called off. We made lots of enemies for today. All our donors slipped away. Well, You know it makes me wanna shout. Kick my heels up. Throw my hands up. Throw my head back. Come on now! Say you will. I really appreciate this tune by the Isley Brothers. I found just the man who wears his tongue with honor just like he carries his wakizashi sword when he guards our president. A Friend INDEEDY when it’s SHO-NUFF NEEDY.

This Brother did not MUDDY the WATERS. JOE BIDEN got his MOJO working. Not only MUDDY WATERS but a lot of people understand what it feels like when your hoo-doo/voodoo, charm, charisma, fire, and passion doesn’t work. You are not appealing. The drive and power are gone. Check the gas. The tank is on E. Rejection stares you in the eyes and makes it clear to get a loss and take a hike. You’re not going to be the next Boss Of The Mic. Bottom line, you stink! Go on down the road and get a stiff drink. Bust a move JOE and whip out your Fire and Desire song by Rick James and Teena Marie. What the people don’t understand is you hold an awesome key. Joe is Joe and not a Hillary want to be. This is the key which unlocks Joe’s personality. This is one of his greatest strengths because when he speaks it is not with a forked tongue. When the words come flying out of his mouth and Joe videotapes his A… everyone knows Joe is TRUE TO FORM. Biden isn’t a malicious person and has NO INTENT to do harm. Acceptance is the KEY. Say it with me, Holland Cooke and Zerlina Maxwell, “Let Joe Be Joe” and let Me be Me.

The only problem is when I am me I don’t get Joe’s treatment. Joe can work the room because he has the Va-Va Vroom. When I open my mouth I will be shown the door real soon. It was the intonation of Joe’s speech that sweeps the people off their feet. The pitch in my voice led to my total defeat. This is what happens to the people who struggle with social skills. When there is impaired social interaction, eye contact is avoided, all the cues for proper communication are missed. If you can’t read a person facial expression serious may turn to funny and funny can turn into anger. The Flip Side Of The Chart struggle with the swerve to curve paraphrasing. Paraphrasing is a “SMOOTHIE OF A LIE.” It masks and covers up what you really need to tell a person. The MO__JOE is working it. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Mitch McConnell works it. See There. Do you get it? Paraphrasing is a delay tactic. It delays the inevitable.

Biden has Lou Rawls song gliding off his lips. He is a Natural Man. Come on down Joe and take a stand. Joe walks across the ice to meet the everyday people and he will mingle with the band. He is out and about doing what Ordinary People do. This Vice President has never come across as a star. He’s swimming, skating, and he loves his car. He is Just a regular Joe. For Real! His blubbers, gaffes, or social blunders are accepted right away. Joe’s voice can roar like a lion with thunder. He was informing Paul Ryan, Joe doesn’t play. Biden’s smile, the distance he holds when he talks to people, his great ability to reach out and embrace the living and to preach at your funeral once you’re dead. Into each life, rain will fall. Biden will catch a train to embrace the smallest of the small. (children or included). Joe is There in the mix. He is not the candidate of a quick fix. Joe wants it, deserve it, and he is no Tricky Dick Nix.

Why do you think every person in their right mind wants to be the Pope? It is not because he is dress to impress. He turned down the fancy Pope Robe and the fancy Pope House. The Pope doesn’t drive a fancy car. For a minute I thought I was referring to Warren Buffett. He sneaks out at night to be with the people and he has definitely made the connection. The Pope of Hope is in the mix. The Pope of Hope is a legend Starting Here Starting Now. He will be Forever, For Always, For Love. Luther Vandross would agree on Here and Now. Pope Francis has chosen to be Ordinary People. John Legend rocked that song. The talk to me Pope is not viewed as the Dude at the Pearly Gates. He is in reach and concrete. Check it out! It is the level of comfort Pope Francis has incorporated into his unlimited heart and soul. I wouldn’t be intimidated or feel as if I have to say 22 Hail Mary’s just to talk to Pope Francis. I wouldn’t be nervous because the Pope makes you feel at home and not along. I can relate. It nice to have a rap session before I get to the pearly gates.

You want to be able to relate and share life experiences whether or not it is a male or female. Here’s the deal Hill and Bill! You have the BUZZ, lots of money, and the experience. Is Hill connected to the people? Hill has dangled and pranced around like an entitlement queen. I am not feeling the Ann Romney Syndrome. I’m not waiting for Hill because there are a lot of good women in the democratic party who can step up to the plate and rock the shoes as President. Don’t throw my Sisters under the bus. I named the women in my tweets whom I thought it would be hard as hell to defeat. Bill recently walked out on the stage as if the president didn’t exist. Ooooh! That was a very bad move on Bill’s part. When you make moves like that it MUDDY THE WATERS. Do not change the Pledge of Alliance to One Nation Under God Divisible. Hill and Bill have become disrespectful to the Republicans. It is to the Republic for which we stand One Nation Under God INDIVISIBLE. If Hill and Bill continue on with the strategy of trying to make the President of the United States, Barack Obama, Invisible, before his term is over you, will divide the Democratic party. The Koch Brothers and the whole Republican crew will be so happy. I do not wish to explain to my grand-babies anymore that the president is not Bill Clinton. Nor do I wish to have them in fear if Hill gets in will Bill take over. You talk about the Banks are too Big to Fail. Well, you set Hill up as Too Big To Fail. Hill can strike out again by losing the African Americans, Latinos, Asians, and
other diverse votes. This race should be for the people and the nation and not ran on one’s ambitions of personal gain. Bill may feel the need to fulfill Hill’s I.O.U. The people and the nation need another great leader that can work the Peace Deals. End of Story.

Working The Mo__Joe swings it swords in many directions. Once you Muddied the Water it becomes the Chris Christie Syndrome. Like my Boi said he can tell the people anything because he is a trained lawyer. Hills a trained lawyer also. She is qualified to do many things. I need to know who Hill rocks, the Corporate Crats or the People. There is a lot of money flying around and it can work against Hill. Hill will be working with an impoverished, underprivileged nation of people who don’t TRUST the government to do what is morally right. Hills hawkishness may work against her also. Many people no longer want to be caught in another war. Especially a make-believe War Hill validated. That really wasn’t cool. I haven’t heard Hill come out on her friends in Arkansas. Joe and President Obama praised Costco. What is Hill’s position on Walmart? This Behemoth company battled for women’s rights. I never heard Hill speak out. What is her belief on Opportunity for the people who work so hard, underpaid, and still needs government, assistant? Are you trying to protect an extra wallet for your campaign? Are you packing any of the Wall Street F.. You money around? Bring It! What is your Stand Hill? I want to know the Deal.

Bottom line, before I lay my head to rest I want to feel our country has fallen into the hands of the next GRAND GUARDIAN. On the Flip Side Of The Chart “Trust”
ranks very high on the Priority List. We tend to be too TRUSTING or too NAIVE. The UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS gets SCREWED. The Opposite End Of The Spectrum has the same problem. With Intent there lies the agenda of suppressing the vote and serving ones on purpose and becoming wealthy. Wow! Believing in TED CRUZ (Mr. No Plan Of Action), Chris Christie (Under the YUM YUM Bridge), (re-electing) Scott Walker, John Kasich (sign the bill to suppress votes and cut women’s health care), Rick Perry (Trap Law whose mine is trapped inside), along (with Mississippi Burning) Governor Phil Bryant, Bobby Jendel (a road scholar who has been on the D… road too long), Rick Snider (Mr. Emergency Manager Law and there is NO D… Fire). Sam Brombeck (needs a new calculator). Are you getting my DRIFT?
I hope it all adds up.

The Strategy for BIDEN is too keep Working MO__JOE and glide with self-determination and you will keep the congregation. Work it like the POPE. Hell-of-a-lot of HOPE! Don’t Muddy the Water with the F… You Money.

Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns

by Linda Ballard

Thank You, Jonny Nash. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Oooh, Wee! With this new lens, I can see all obstacles in my way. Since all the DARK CLOUDS that had me BLIND (keeping glaucoma off my A…), It’s gonna be a Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day. While my field of vision weakens there are so many people in the world who kept their eyes on the WETHER/CASTRATED BREW and the CIRCUMCISED CREW. It took the no good, shiftless, irresponsible, worthless, incompetent, no count, weak A.., BS haters to point out the characteristics of people who are strong and are true leaders. You can recognize the people who are doers and achievers vs the people as Howard Fineman would say, “Feckless.” How Pretty! Now we can see the DICK CHENEYS of the world. Behaviors (weather) are not good or bad points out what defines you as a person. Your behavior points the finger at who you will endorse or whose Amen corner you are in. It is the CREME BRULEE of who your A.. hangs out with so you won’t get caught up in Scandals and get creamed. The scandal has its star. Christie TV is scandalous. We’re now ready to call APPLE for Personality App Development.

Mean Mugshots will be upgraded to Apps Personality. Get ready and turn on your smartwatch and view the stupidity Palin App. For the Haters App, you need to pull out the BIG BEN CLOCK and view Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Congress, GOP, and the Tea Party. Fifty-two TIMES to repeal the law of the land has surpassed stupidity. To all the people on the opposite end of the spectrum and the Flip Side of the Chart, whoever you know or can recognize as a Hater throw them onto the Bell Tower. The Ignorant A… App would consist of the people who say and do Dumbsh… all the Time. Here are just a few of my favorites, Todd Akin, Richard Murdock, Louie Gohmert, Dick Black, Fox News and so on. These App would be like Build the Bear. Walk into Five Guys and put anything on your D…burger to show this Is For The Cool In You. BabyFace would agree that this behavior isn’t cool at all. He should know. He is the one who wrote and sang this song. Makes sure you get an external hard drive.

My favorite Apps is the Disrespect App. Darrell Issa face is the first to pop up. Of course one needs to understand Issa’s face will be recurring on other apps, especially the Ignorant A… App. Okay! Get On The Good Foot. Much respect to James Brown. TIME to stop clowning around. Think of a person you know who loves talking underneath their breath, has a condescending tone in their voice, and talks to you like you are the idiot of the year. What! I did not receive an Oscar for 14 years as a slave on my job. Hmmm! It was no act. Baby I’m For Real. Tell it to Vladimir Putin who is trying to bounce off the walls with the Original’s song by telling Angela Merkel its just a Training Day exercise with him and Denzel Washington fooling around. Who is Putin trying to convince? Taking over Crimea starting out small later to come back and hijack the Sooo..ul Kraine. Love, Peace, and Nappiness to you Brother. Angela Merkel is singing Aretha Franklin’s Respect. My Girl contacted the Temptation. Their advice was not to hesitate and do what you got to do. Will Merkel tell Putin to Take This Oil and Shove It?

Reality flashes its lights and President Obama is in the rose garden smelling like a rose. Putin’s behavior has not only revealed his weakness but it has shown the world how crazy his A… really is. What’s President Obama singing? Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time? Didn’t I! Yes, this is a Delfonics moment. Talking about a Dramatic experience, Putin is left In The Rain once again. President Obama politely asks Putin, How Can I Ease the Pain. If you don’t like the way I’m coming atcha go to YOUTUBE and maybe Lisa Fischer can help Putin calm the hell down so he can stop being insane. Did you hear that noise? It wasn’t music. Sounds like an explosion.

Check your watch. Look up there. Does this mean….? This ain’t the Hunger Games. Hey, what am I supposed to think? The poor and the middle class are Catching Hell. What nerves! On Chris Matthew’s watch, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz would appear at the same TIME. Take them both out of the equation. Of course, these two men along with their crew are in another SPACE ZONE and has lost track of Time Moving Forward. Why don’t The Fockers go join Putin since the neo-cons think our President is so WEAK? See There__I Get This! You don’t want all this negativity slowing down or crashing your computer. In the real world, negative personalities tend to eat up a lot of space. What a spreadsheet! Can you see the pattern of the G-Money Dawgs who are Famous for being Famous? They have nothing to offer society, and AB-SO-LUTE-LY no RESPECT will ever be given to any of these people because they are truly “FECKLESS”. Stop judging a person intelligence on what he/she has materially. Start looking for materials to make yourself intelligent. Darrell Issa, Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and the list goes on and on of people with money. These Brothers have money off the hook. D…burgers! Tell the crooks to change their books. Changes in their behavior might change their outlook.

Just think if all these people had diseases and did nothing to help themselves.
The word WEAK would never roll off their lips. This conversation of weakness would not exist. Do nothing about Diabetes and see what would happen. Oh SUGAR, please! Exactly! It would be all about the rise and decline of your Blood sugar and the hormone (insulin) that your body resist. CA-POW-YAH. Holy Batman! Yes, Robin! It is extremely dark in the bat cave. No Robin, you failed to get control of your Diabetes and now your A… is Blind. Why is the Hulk green? Remember when David Banner changes and breaks out because he can’t get control of his anger. He breaks out and starts running. I told him to put on shoes. It is so important to keep your feet covered when you’re a Diabetic. Not Mr. Vladimir Putin Syndrome! Hulk thought he was the new bag of Lays Garlic Bread Chips. The Hulk stepped on a nail and he did nothing about it. He won’t be running around after his foot gets amputated. Robin, you must understand the Hulk’s behavior led him down the path of hypertension, high blood pressure and later heart disease. Even when his lab’s results came back his creatinine level was out of whack. His kidneys are about to fall through the crack. Hulk is facing dialysis, his TV series canceled and Green Baby Boogie will not be back. When you say Diabetes this is not one disease. It can affect many parts of the body. The same effect the Do-Nothing Congress has on the people and the nation. It runs amok and who gets f… Fifty-2 Times that really sucks.

Bottom line, before you get fed up, 2Pac song let the Brothers and Sisters of the world know to Keep Ya Head Up. What or Who will bring our nation down? Whose behavior was profound? Who made decisions that were safe and sound? Who was the man who wore the frown? Who lost their D… mind never to be found? WHY? Erratic behaviors demonstrated Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns.

My Funny Valen-Mind___P Funk Style

by Linda Ballard

Here it comes the lecture of the year. My brain is sitting on a skateboard. I’m the star of Porgy and Bess. When the Doc walks through the door he will deliver my benediction. Has my brain outlived my body? Indeed! Indeed! Whew! I got some War Wounds on me. Well, I haven’t reached 80 yet. Who will be the first to reach 100? The girl’s chances of making it to 100 are 1 in three while boys chances are 1 and 4. I don’t recall my brain climbing Mt. Everest at 40. Our cognitive brain function will take a nose dive in the last years of our lives. Why are women worried about their weaves, nails, body, and fashion? Why are the guys tripping off their nipples and taking selfies of their Anthony Weiner? Guys, stop hanging out with Vladimir Putin. Chaboni yogurt is cool. Let’s give recognition to our mental functions (decision-making, memory, reasoning, problem-solving skills, and how fast our globe connected to our neck can take in and put out information). Is that why Beyonce is singing Oh! Oh! Oh! All The Single Ladies? I am not putting the weight on the women along.

Men on the Republican side needed to take the Foster Friess Challenge and distribute those aspirins to Todd Akin (Ex Congressman of Missouri), Richard Murdock (Indiana State Treasurer), Paul Ryan (Congressman of Wisconsin/Chairman of the Budget Committee) and Richard Black (State Senator of Virginia). These are the Generals who initiated the War on Women and their minds are definitely on a BUDGET. Have we reached the last 30 to 40 years of our declining mind? Are we about to set up residence in the Nursing Home or at AARP Condo?

Who gives a hoot-nanny about our noggin health until we fock ourselves up in an accident. See There, we can no longer look like Prince or Smokey Robinson. We’re eating up from the floor up. Yeah, baby, we are pressing the skinny jeans to the curve. Working out the body while our mind has derailed in hell. How much knowledge can your mind bench press? Shut up! Is that your mind sitting over on the bench? Will you be able to get back in the game? TIME TO WORK IT OUT! Put the Drugs, alcohol, and fast food down. Drop the anger off at Dieffenbach Trash. Lakeside will tell you to just sail along and it will be a Fantastic Voyage. Get up off your A.. and do the Lakeside Stank. While you are at it go out and get some of those Sudoku mental puzzles to challenge your noggin or the Big Book Connect The Dots. Somebody up in the House of Representatives is not representing and they sure in hell haven’t connected the dots.

We could have gotten a better answer from Congress other than NO if these BRO’s had used their minds more. They took the MONEY CHALLENGE, not the MIND CHALLENGE. It didn’t allow Congress mind to adapt. Depending on how we use our noggin this baby can be modified to improve. Well, since Congress don’t believe in science look for a decline in noggin activity. If the GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Party take the Black to Brown to Beige Challenge we just might see some brain activity. What a challenge! 🙂

How are you using your Funny Valen-Mind? P Funk Style is throwing creativity in the game. If you can’t party with the P Funk creativity we can throw in Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama who can concretely show you how to Stanky Leg it out. Get rid of those old poisonous habits that are sucking the life out of your brain. James Brown would tell you to Get On The Good Foot and make some daily changes. Sing Aretha Franklin song, You Better Think, before you make some crazy impulsive decision. While you are at it take the Stylistic advice. Stop, Look, and Listen. Think of your brain as a Clock, reset it.

From old to new it’s me and you! It can be done by incorporating your ideas and life experiences that have passed. Apply them to TODAY this MOMENT in TIME. I love doing it with oldies but goodies songs, movies, and stale old white folks who can’t move on. 🙂 Free your mind and your A.. will follow. Well, in this story it means to take a nap when you are tired. If you can hit the refresh button on the computer hit the refresh button on your noggin and breath in and out. Those moments you take in a lot of information keep it SSS-Short, Sweet, and Simple. Lay off with all that multi-tasking. Focus on one thing and work your way up the ladder. You climb a ladder one step at a TIME. Try skipping some of the steps and see what happens to your monkey A… Found out multi-tasking is unproductive. Did you slip and fall and break everything you stood for?

Remember the movie Happy Feet. The penguins were jamming. Find the songs and movies to make you feel like you are Waiting To Exhale or Stella Got Her Groove Back. Put some pep in your step and more glide in your stride. Do your THANG BABY and AEROBICIZE! Technotronic would tell you to Pump Up The Jam and get that blood flowing to the brain. If you leave your brain on CRUZ control you will end up like TED CRUZ, brain cell death. There is a decline in brain activity when you set it and forget it. Always go back and check on it.

We can crank up the volume with exercise and move the same old-same old thinking up to complex thinking magnified. Work out baby, for MENTAL BRAIN HEALTH. Chaka Khan song the hell out of My Funny Valentine. If you listen closely to her song she sings “each day is Valentine”. We don’t want our mental processing compared to a downhill fiscal cliff that will hamper our decision-making, reasoning, critical thinking, and planning which will implode in our minds. So here’s to all the unadaptable people who will lie and say they have gotten too old. Changes in thinking can upgrade the mental load. Moving our minds FORWARD will take a while. We can do this. Try not to resist. Try My Funny Valen-Mind__P Funk Style.

Unforgettable__The List

by Linda Ballard

It felt as though I was humming to the tune of Nat King Cole’s Unforgettable. Was it Lee Major who played in the FALL GUY? If you are not sure going forward in making a decision don’t forget to reach into your pockets and pull out the TRUSTED ADULT. Your business should be Comfort Zone LLC so you can sing Alicia Keys, Diary/Secrets. We will hope for the best and may your secrets fall into the hands of someone you can truly say, “Your Secrets Are Safe With Me.” It won’t be Chris Christie. Baby! Are you about to be fired? Please tell me Chris Christie was not trying to sing Nappy Roots song, Po Folks. You know the part where he states he has lived in Jersey and he will croak in Jersey bit. Right! Right! Now he is beginning to understand Tupac, All Eyes On You. BUSTED! The Hawk, The Almighty Hawk, Mr. Wind has caught your back on the way out the door. Lou Rawls knew what he was talking about when he song Dead End Street. I guess being a contender for the Presidency looked quite appealing. The Governor might need to change course with his dream. If the General name keeps popping up, SAMSON and DELILAH (Bridget Kelly) will star in their next movie. You can call it Rockin’ With The Rockerfellows__ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT for the real Land Slide. Chris Christie is not a Grand Guardian. He guards his pockets only.

Who can be considered a Grand Guardian? It could be your momma, your daddy, brother, sister, a close friend, relative, minister, an attorney, a person you TRUST with your story. The Media has become quite an effective choice and has become very popular. Hell! It sounds like SUPERFLY. Some people have had success with Twitter. A wonderful example is a young lady who Tweeted out 3 Rochester Teens standing on the sidewalk waiting for the bus who was about to get arrested for blocking traffic. Happy! Happy! Happy! These young BROTHERS coach was their Grand Guardian. Lawrence O’Donnell threw down on this exclusive story ARRESTED ROCHESTER TEENS SPEAKS OUT. You go Lawrence O’! This is what I call true Arrested Development. I like their songs too. Go ahead Mr. Wendal. Pay attention because we are beginning to see some new strategies to save ones A…

Whew! I’m so glad these three young Brothers were not Andy Asperger, Nathan NLD, and Tommy Tourette Syndrome. The Flip Side Of The Chart will not stand a chance. These Brothers wouldn’t be Rockin’ with the Rockerfellows. They aren’t affluent. Who will get the shaft? The middleman has been cut. Mental Institutions are not much of an option. Moving Forward with modern technology and the Winans forecasting Teddy Riley’s Time To Make That Change it is definitely a New Jack Swing. Bottom line just makes sure you are not standing in front of the Grand Jury. This is not to be confused with your Grand Guardian. Well, depending on the verdict. If it rides in your favor, Hallelujah! Can I Get An Amen Or Not?

Steve Kornacki was pushing the interrogation factor. Keep asking the question until you get the right answers. If you are not sure about the answer to find your Grand Guardian, fact checker, or the most reliable News Media that is BUSTING LOOSE with THE TRUTH and throwing down like Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers. Google It! Bing It! SING Ya-HOOO-ooo! Check this out. When my girl was a guest on Up with Steve Kornacki you notice Dawn Zimmer, the mayor of Hoboken had her Alicia Keys Diary/Secrets. I just want all my Brothers and Sister over on the Flip Side Of The Chart to remember this precious strategy. If you struggle with writing, the keyboard on the computer may give those fingers some ease. If you can’t put your thoughts on paper get a tape recorder. Go to your FACEBOOK wall where you can share or make it public or private. For those of you who can get to the point in 140 words or less and is just D.. short-winded, Twitter is for you. For those of you who have more to say, Do Your Thang on FACEBOOK. Don’t throw your conversation E-Mails away. Think of it this way. E stands for Evidence and it might save your A… one day or you may get burned depending on what is in the E-mail. Thank GOD for modern technology and what it has brought to our ever-changing world. Change is the fuel in which a mule refuses to move forward. The mule is cool with the acceptance of stubbornness. Jack-Ass!

Where is that List? Unbelievable! It was right here all the Time. Check Bobby D out. Man! Look at the sweatshirt Bobby D wore to school. Back in the day, we called it a cheat sheet. Your A… was out partying instead of studying for the test. The key to scoring on the test was knowing where to position yourself if you’re going to get the majority of the right answers. The person on the opposite end of the spectrum knows it is a cheat sheet. Intentional behavior is about to make its move. The person on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART doesn’t realize it is a cheat sheet. Interrogation TIME! Bobby D is pissed because my Boi on the Flip Side is asking all these questions and drawing attention to Bobby D shirt. What! So the teacher wants to get her test on. Hold Up! Hold Up! She has to find out why the commotion is in motion. As she approaches Bobby D the answer just jumps out. Bobby D thinks my Boi has snitched. Bobby D is removed from the classroom. Here we go with the “Meet me at 3:30 your A.. is mind.” WHOA! Mr. Intentional Behavior is not going to pass the test either because he was out with Bobby D and he invented the shirt. Did we make any friends today? On top of it all, somebody is about to get thrashed.

A person who can’t focus and trouble with concept formation can hang it up. Do you know how hard it is for some people to put their ideas in a group? Comparing and contrasting is horrible. Did you actually think knowing what is relevant and irrelevant was going to happen right this minute? No! It will take TIME, patient, and a person who is willing to be the grownup in the room to say they understand. Are you willing to teach and teach and teach? On the Flip Side Of The Chart, there are so many people who are so willing to learn. Stop being HATERS and frustrating the great minds who process information differently. It must be understood on the Flip Side Of The Chart Thomas Edison light bulb will take a minute to be turned on. When it comes to the glow is Awesome! We will not roll out the fight on Christopher Columbus and my BOI Lief Erikson. Discovery just ain’t our thang. It is cool to give credit where credit is due. We just need concrete information and the TRUTH to be square. Do not take the ZOO-ZOOs and WHAMS-WHAMS away. You are going to piss the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART off. I hope you don’t think making an example out of people you fail to teach are going to be receptive to punishment. Come on! Take responsibility. You don’t think when Bob McDonnell, formal governor of Virginia got his ZOO-ZOOs and WHAM-WHAMs took away he wasn’t pissed. INTENTIONAL! MHP, the price of chicken has gone up.

Unforgettable! Please tell me when you hear about NLD Syndrome you will be able to hold a decent conversation on the topic. If you know anyone who appears to be unique treat the person with dignity and respect. Your lightbulb might be screwed in too tight. Loosen up and adjust. Help create an inclusive environment for a BROTHER or a SISTER. Just a friendly reminder to let your A.. know a BROTHER and SISTER doesn’t mean BLACK FOLKS ONLY (BFO). OKAY!

NLD Syndrome called Nonverbal Learning Disability is a developmental disability in which the individual demonstrates a mature vocabulary, rote memory skills, excellent reading abilities. Who does this look like to you on the opposite end of the spectrum? Mr. so-called Normal! Hmmm! Children/Adults have difficulty interacting with others (same age peers or not), transitioning to new settings, working in different environments (whether or not it is at school or on the job), WHEREVER under the UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA… Stop it RHIANA! Working with anyone and anything NEW can cause a major BOO BOO in the world of NLD. It’s all good on the opposite end of the spectrum the GOP, Republicans, and Tea Partiers was totally out of touch and sync. NLD Syndrome Traded Places and it was not with Eddie Murphy. On the Flip Side Of The Chart, it is called Work With Me Program. From where I’m sitting, WHOOP! WHOOP NLD Syndrome we are rooting for you. Sure NLD has problems with writing and fine motor skills. So did Rand Paul, Senator from Kentucky. This dude from the opposite end of the spectrums had problems with his writing skills too. Hell, he decided to steal someone else’s work. What was wrong with his fingers? Right! Right!

NLDers has exemplary reading skills. So did Ted Cruz, Senator from Texas, with his Green Eggs and Ham BS. He totally misinterpreted the D.. story. People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome want to get it right. What can we say for this sucker IDIOT-OLOGY Ted Cruz? What did he achieve? Abstract concepts need to be explained in detail as the individual with NLD has a difficult TIME with understanding metaphors, emotional nuances, multiple levels of meaning and relationships issues. On the opposite end of the spectrum, The Golden Globe Pussy Willow Award goes to Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, for his libido statement. Go Head Pimp Daddy Sugar! The second runner-up on the opposite end of the spectrum is State Senator Richard Black of Virginia for his belief that marital rape should not be a crime. This is not Joe Black’s brother and you definitely do not wish to meet him. You can find this article at Salon. By the way, Richard is living up to his name. Dick! Our third runner-up on the opposite in the spectrum is Foster Friess, Mr. Business Man Of The Year, with his aspirin still between his legs in his day and his mind only. There are so many HATERS on the opposite end of the spectrum. NLDers are not HATERS. What comes out their mouth is tough but the bottom-line is they can be redirected because they want to get it right. The HATERS on the opposite end of the spectra is caught in a Time Warp, Intent to do harm, love to fail, and do not wish to move FORWARD. Just give NLDers a description of abstract concepts. Make it simple and be patient. KISS 🙂 NLDers do not wish to fail and struggle with moving forward. It is a BIG D… difference.

1) NLDer have motor impairments causing difficulty in tasks that require dexterity, manipulations of small objects, and coordinated handling tasks such as writing, typing, buttoning buttons.

2) Attentional deficits cause people diagnosed with NLD Syndrome to have difficulty in coping with over-stimulating or distracting environments and requiring him/her to have limited distractions and assistance in focusing himself/herself.

Mayor Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, Ontario Canada, demonstrated exactly what can happen to an NLDer on a regular day without the recreational drugs and booze. Strictly meaning bumping into people, accidentally mowing a person down and running head-on into an object. Rob is a Space Invader and just didn’t know what to do with his big voluptuous body. Poster Baby Justin Beaver is not too far behind. Did you know Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber, and Rob Ford all came from Canada? Should it really mean anything? See, that is how stereotyping gets started. Cut the Sh.. out.

3) Performing multiple tasks simultaneously can possibly Blow The Roof Off The Mother for NLDers. One thing at a TIME is good and limit the information you give to the task. Multiple commands are so counterproductive. On the opposite end of the spectrum, this happens many TIMES with the GOP and Kill OBAMACARE. Ask the baby who has to potty on himself and need their diaper change right away the response would be___SEE THERE. 😦

4) Organizing material on NLDers watch is the Beatles singing HELP I NEED SOMEBODY. I mean not just anybody. Go get the Brother or Sister some HELP with writing outlines, determining how to sequence/order and prioritize, planning, and transitioning from one idea or aspect of a project to another.

Help me LAWD! On the opposite end of the spectrum, my BOI Chris Christie had A Whole Lotta Of Shakin’ Going On. He was not on the stage with Jerry Lee Lewis and The Outlaws. Will he be the next outlaw? Well, maybe he over-planned but he probably didn’t plan on this happening. Steve Kornacki, You Light Up My Life and I am singing George Clinton Flash Light. UP! UP!

5) Visual-Perception/Visual-spatial deficits. How persons interpret what he/she sees, understanding the boundaries of their environment and the boundaries in a relationship. Do Not Cross The Line. Just explain to the person in the right tone if they are standing to close if it flies over their head and they don’t get it. We don’t need to get in a shouting match. Be patient if the person is slow in gathering their thoughts. Explain to them information that is personal should not be shared on FACEBOOK. Stay out of the Abstract Zone and pour on the concrete. Please don’t go there with picture this. Do not say can you imagine. The response will be I can’t see a D.. thing. Can you? Just remember in order to put the pieces of the puzzle together get some gorilla glue because BABY you got some communicating to do. This will not take on the format of TWITTER (the 140 words or less). It is not happening. So gear up and get those jaws ready to do some talking. Parents do not get bog down or frustrated. Make it the happy moment TIME. Let your child/adult know you have a certain amount of TIME to spend on conversational skills and afterward you can party All Night Long just like Lionel Richie.

Are you lost Boo? You can’t read the map? Turn left on 68th street. Why are you turning right? Man! I’m in the car with a person who can’t tell their right from their left. It’s cool! I will drive the next TIME. Do not get into a WRESTLE-MANIA argument with an NLDer. Start singing Luther Vandross, Always and Forever. Make it clear it is okay to disagree. It doesn’t make either party right or wrong when it comes to a person’s opinion. How can you fail a survey? Facts are facts and make it clear you ask for their opinion. Say the right word so you can send the right message. To keep the NLDer from becoming frustrated, angry, and having those meltdowns. POINT IT OUT. Smokey Robinson did. I Am So Excited because I get this and I want you to get it too. Become a Pointer Sister or Pointer Brother. Ye-ah! Doctors spend a little more TIME checking out this area. Soooo I thought I would give it a lick-er-ty split. There is no one test to determine NLD SYNDROME. To all the parents out there, Heads Up! When Baby girl or Baby Boi can’t tie his/her shoe, ride a bike, trips and falls and nothing is in the way, don’t want to play with those LEGOS, takes forever to write, don’t seem to understand you are mom or dad and appears they are talking Sh.. to you, HOLD THE FORT DOWN. Beating a child is not the answer. The KEY is EDUCATION, DEDICATION, and making MEDICATION the last recourse to helping your child understand and cope with his Behaviors. Develop a plan, not an A.. whipping.

Drawing complex figures, and trying to understand higher levels of math can be hard (dyscalculia). On the opposite end of the spectrum, Paul Ryan gets the Award for Dyscalculia and his Forcible Rape statement. Let someone with NLD Syndrome make any of these scuzzy remarks and they will be up for grabs on all types of harassment or sexual harassment charges. To my NLDers don’t get frustrated. Listen to Whitney Houston and CeCe Winans, Count On Me and drink some hot tea. Feel better now. It is such a shame when the blame is placed on NLDers and other exceptionalities who are born with neurological behaviors. NLDers are not emotionally disturbed and should not be ostracized, criticized, isolated, nor punished for their UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. Make sure everyone involved in Operation Road Hog gets punished. INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR!

6) Social Miscueing is where we need a real INTERPRETER. Interpreting the body languages is the monkey wrench found in your lunch bucket. Where is the lunch? Guess what? You are the lunch. NLDers get eaten alive because they cannot discern nonverbal cues. When you hear a person say they have a friend who doesn’t know where to start or end a conversation look out. If the conversation appeared to not make sense and was not simple or pragmatic I hope you are aware that you might be talking to Sarah Palin from the opposite end of the spectrum. She is the queen of Com-boo-very and Louie Gohmert, U.S. Representative from Texas, is the King of BS. NLders are winning the battle of Sanity from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

So what if you have trouble recognizing faces, taking people to mean what they say, you Get Jiggy Wit It and the other person feel insulted. I’m quite sure Will Smith, from the opposite end of the spectrum, had to Get Jiggy Wit It when people were all up in his business about his marriage and trying to drink his Kool-Aid. Sure you are going to have social blunders. The opposite end of the spectrum says gaffe. It was an error of the lips either way. Who will get punished? Right! Right! You guess it. It wasn’t because you are the Social Butterfly in your community or the Affluent one. As far as TRUSTING people and being NAIVE the opposite end of the spectrum racked up some points and ran away with the ball. Hey! They re-elected CHRIS CHRISTIE. I’m just saying!

7) It is TIME to take off the “Black and White” Tuxedo and break it down to the grey sweat suit. Grey yourself up so you can become flexible instead of having rigid ideas. Are you ready? Be like Guy and Let’s Chill.

Remember if you ever get called in the office on your job and the people are saying they just want FEEDBACK and it is not a VERBAL or a COACHING wait for the
shoe to drop. As you get older you have a tendency to forget. Sooo on January 25th approximately around 2:15-2:30 am, 2014 I just wanted to remind myself I was being held accountable for an ineffective job with little to no resources to get the job done. Okay! Remember to keep your diary, tape, and keyboard ready. E for Evidence. Unforgettable that’s what you are.