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Stale Old White Men

by Linda Ballard

You didn’t believe me. I told you my next story was going to be Stale Old White Men. This is not about Jed Bush. I will get back to him later. Sheldon Adelson! I do not write about Cro-magnon men nor dinosaurs. Paul Ryan is a young man with a stale plan. Granny is Rockin’ It and the MOMENT are NOW. I don’t care if they do have money. Those Stale Old White Men didn’t listen when the Beatles song Money Can’t By Me Love. When are these Brothers going to realize money can’t buy a President? I guess this is what the Supreme Court is worried about in protecting their stale worn out Constitution. Money can’t buy friendship. If your money buys a relationship after the witching hour brother-man or sister-girl should be ESCORTED back to the agency.

Stale Old White Men don’t get it. White crayons have transitioned from the wonderful shades of ebony to the cool shades of a mild vanilla bean. Drink up, baby! The world has taken on a new theme. If the GOP doesn’t listen they can forget about their contender becoming a King. The BIG D Full Circle will once again take over the White House and dance to a Democratic Swing. One of our greatest KING’s will rise up and sing, “Let Freedom Ring.” Stale Old White Men will be recognized and labeled the new TAR BABY. The people no longer TRUST what these brothers have to say. Stale Old White Men got in office and misuse/abuse their legislature powers and stood in our President’s way. The Pissy-Poo thing these Stale Old White Men had the OPPORTUNITY to ACT (55 TIMES on OBAMACARE) and took no ACTION. Yes, indeed the people and the Nation lost Boo-Coo RESPECT for the Brothers who got too D… Greedy. These legislators kept their jobs even though they were seedy. People who are convicted on felony charges are criminals. They are not to be TRUSTED and should lose their job right away. Not later but TODAY! TAR BABIES are Stale Old White Men without any FLAVOR. Stale Old White Men who thinks SLAVERY IS LABOR.

This label was used as a doorstop for the deep skin ebony brothers and sisters. You couldn’t go in or out nor up climb the ladder of success because the heavy steel iron (Black and Decker) was blocking your path to success. Hmm! Black and Decker never liked that name. Stale Old White Men probably assumes a Black Brother would knock a sister out. OJ Simpson Syndrome and Ray Rice Syndrome (who played for the Baltimore Ravens) do not stand alone. Strange how Plaxico Burgess of the New York Giants self-inflicted his wound and landed 2 years in prison. He was off the job immediately. It is funny how Republicans and Democrats Congressmen/Senators/Governor charged with felonies have the opportunity to remain on their job because a BLIND EYE of just these Old Stale White Men wants power and to control a human life by their MONEY. Take the Du-Rag off the eye and pull it back upon your forehead so you can see where the f… you are going. Tell me this is not the Remix of ROOTS and an extension of 12 Years A Slave.

Michael Vick got DOGGED OUT for REAL and serve 2 years at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. Off the job immediately. Oscar Pistorius who is on trial for murder probably is not wearing an ankle bracelet. Pistorius can wear an armband. I’m not cool with that. George Zimmerman actually got away with murder and walked around freely. George Zimmerman took the Cake Walk hanging out and doing whatever he wanted to do while on trial. Too D… much! Unbelievable and Unforgettable! Trayvon Martin was never considered as a Child and Jordan Davis talked too loud and stood his ground. A Judge can come up with a cockamamie diagnosis to get the rich off the hook. Yet the poor and middle class are not worth the air they breathe, worth getting sufficient psychiatric treatment, and sufficient healthcare (OBAMACARE). Stale Old White Men solution is Slavery, Jail or Death. With this agenda, these Stale Old White Men should never be allowed to take over the Senate let along occupy the White House and make laws. For every VOTE a million dollars can wash away the people rights and leave our nation at the hands of THE FEW, THE DISGUSTING, and THE ENTITLED. Where in the hell are the MARINES?

Was it fair for a Supreme Court Judge (Jan Jurgens) to judge and think she was in her right D… mind to let a sexual predator (Du Pont heir) off the hook for raping his 3-year-old daughter? I forgot Mr. DuPont is AFFLUENT and is entitled. His child could not stand her ground. What if she had been older, her mind snapped, and killed her father? Oh, what the hell! Du Ponts have plenty of money. She will get the best psychiatric care. Send her to jail. NEVER! Was it fair for Judge Jean Boyd to allow a young man (ETHAN COUCH) to killed three people with a prior record, slip through the cracks of the justice system, and order a REHAB COCKTAIL? Was it fair for Marissa Alexander to be faced with a sentence of 60 years by Judge James Daniel for standing her ground? Who the hell is the VICTIM? Is it fair for the State Attorney in Florida, Angela Corey, to ever be allowed to prosecute another D… case? The judge considered the AFFLUENT with UNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCES. So INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS are masked and our JUST US Stale Old White Men is rolling in dough and paying the SUPREME COURT JUSTICES to uphold the Stale Old White Men Constitution. It is TIME to pull up the robes of Supreme Court Justices Anthony Scalia, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito and check to see if they have any BALLS to do what is right for the people and the nation. It is also TIME to check the BALLS of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy to see what PENDULUM his BALLS are swinging from.

There are people who are labeled as disabled and not allowed to hold down a job, or get an appropriate education, worst of all isolated and not respected as a human life. They have no sense of community. These are people with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles. They have unique circumstances but they do not get REHAB. They do not own a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. They are not Affluent. NLD Syndrome is a legitimate diagnosis and it did not make the DSM5. Asperger has been on the list (psychiatric diagnostic manual) for years and this diagnosis was about to get ousted. Stale Old White Men roll the dice and burn down any triage component that can free a person’s mind. The minds of the people is a purchase for the Stale Old White Men. The people’s votes shall be erased by money. Thanks to the help of the Stale Old White Men who sits on the Supreme Court. Clarence Thomas has always been White now moldy. Either way, he has surpassed Stale but he will forever be viewed as WHITE. Fairness does not ride with the poor or the people who work hard and take responsibility. Justice is Just Us Stale Old White Men who cannot let go of the past and embrace modern technology. They are willing to spend every dollar they earned, cheated, and stolen to keep the evolving chocolates in the shadows and behind the door. Stale Old White Men go back and add weights. No person can escape and no other diverse race can migrate. Stale Old White Men will lose the debate on Immigration Reform. WHY? PURE HATE!

Twenty-two hours ago I TWEETED the names of the finest Educators, Truth Tellers, Correction Artist that are SLAMMING THE AIRWAYS. I did not mention CHRIS MATTHEWS because I wanted to dedicate this story to CHRIS MATTHEWS. I have a lot of respect for a man who is proud of his Contender. I am very proud of Our President. Even if we agree to disagree you have come to the aid of expressing how you feel about our President. I can Boogie for that. By now I hope you understand the skin our President is it will never allow him to be the owner of the END OF STORY APP. It will never allow our President to be the CEO of the Raise Your Voice/Bully App manufactured by Chris Christie. It won’t allow the First Lady to make a Grimace App. The headlines will read, Michelle Obama Is Threatening The President And Bullied Him Out Of His Smokes (Cigarettes). 🙂 I don’t want to give John Boehner or Mitch McConnell no ammunition for their ignition. We will leave that to R. Kelly. Just another remix Baby! I hope by now you understand our President cannot be the Chief-of-Staff to the LIAR BRIGADE App. Mitt Romney is Commander-and-Chief of this App. It was okay for Willard the Rat to LIE, keep ROMNEYCARE for Massachusetts, and be considered as a Contender. When the President had his rollout he did not lie. You will never be able to convince the crazies driving the clown car. Time for our President to wear the Bragging App.

Why would any person want to deny a person health care? Simple! With a Mental Disorder, you can live for a very long TIME not realizing the sun is the sun beaming down on ones face. Who has to cover? With a physical illness, all the treatment and side effects from the medication are organ eaters, spread to other parts of the body, and the immune system will be compromised or destroyed at a higher rate. Whew! Watch out for the janitor when he comes in your room and cough. D… survived the surgery and did not survive the janitor’s cough. Mental Illness has extra weights called SHAME, HUMILIATION, and GUILT. Stale Old White Men have figured it out to pressure the people on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART (behaviors and psychiatric diagnosis). It is called SUICIDE. News Flash! Help is on the way. Early INTERVENTION and an early diagnosis are good. It is never too late. Allen Grayson said it years ago. Stale Old White Men wants you to get sick and die quick. Patrick Kennedy opened another door. The Kennedy Family has open many doors for Mental Health. Patrick Kennedy openly admitted he had a Mental Disorder and it is TIME to remove the stigmas. The Brain is part of the body and it cannot be separated from how it will affect the physical aspects of the body. Push hard, remove the weights from the door and get help. Do not let the Stale Old White Men Win. It will be a great loss and a terrible sin.

CHRIS MATTHEWS, thank you for trying to make it work cheering the President on. Stale Old White Men could never look beyond the Black but you have. I struggle with the HILLARY APP. A contender who has not made her agenda clear. I can no longer put up with the ENTITLEMENT APP nor another WAR APP. Michelle Obama has claimed her identity and set her own agenda. HILLARY has been ENTITLED because of BILL. It is the way I feel. People can criticize me. I’m sure there are more people who feel the same way. CHRIS MATTHEWS, you have evolved from the old school lunch bucket democrat. I like the new Kenneth Cole Leather backpack you’re sporting. I do not view you as a STALE OLD WHITE MAN.

TAR__Trust, Action, and Respect

by Linda Ballard

Doesn’t stale mean old? Exactly! So is the name of this story old white man? No! Is it stale white man? No! How many sentences do we have in this story? Why? If you let me finish writing the story you will get the meaning of the story. Macadamia! What is that supposed to mean? It is a nut. Are you calling me a nut? Yes, a faraway nut from Australia. Brazil nuts are good. What! The color of the nut is… Shut it down. We ain’t doing color. We are doing people and how people are supposed to be treated regardless of color, disability, sexuality, religious beliefs, money, neighborhood and so forth and so on. The next story can be Stale Old White Men.

What is bothering you? I wonder why people always ask the question, Was he or she Black are White? You mean African-American. No! I mean exactly what I said and I mean what I have written down. Whose writing this D… story anyway? When people look at the skin you are in and cannot figure out who or where you have been it moves a mountain. You moved more than mountains. You got rid of the D… street signs and caused pure road hazard. Look at the feedback you got from the story Our First Michelle Obama. Girlfriend I was totally shocked when I clicked on. You have talked about Gwenda Looker for years. So you just assumed she was Black. Yeah! Why! All the things she liked and you never said otherwise. Did you ask? No! Well, there you go. To be on the for real side I couldn’t answer the question about Gwenda Looker because she removed the color barrier. She fought hard for my son and it never seems to matter what color he was nor the parents. That’s what I’m talking about. She wanted what was best for my son and any child regardless of his neighborhood, race, or financial status. She carried extra paper, crayons, gum and stress balls (for children who had sensory integration problems). Although you thought she was BROWN SUGAR BABY, Gwenda carried around sandwiches for children so they would not get hungry through the day. It kept the children focused. Gwenda Looker was INTERNATIONAL! The GOP, Congress, Republicans, and the Tea Party has the opposite characteristics. This part of the opposite end of the spectrum is very dark and destructive.

Remember when you introduce me to your husband. I looked into your face, your eyebrows went up, your mouth twisted, and your nose spread out like you were 6 months pregnant. Do you recall what you said? It has been many years ago but I introduce him as my husband. You never gave his name and now he is a HIM. Girlfriend you are too tough. Did you ask? No! I thought you were going to piss on the carpet, your head would spin around backward and I would need to call the POPE. To be honest he is the star of the Exorcist II. It has been 33 years and I still don’t know his name. Is HUSBAND his real name. Oh, my GOD! I never told you his name. Hey, I’m not one to meddle but I thought it was not a good TIME to ask. Even after all those years. Right! Right! Now, what does that tell you? I’m asking you. Oooh! I see where you are going with this story. His A… wasn’t stale he was dead. He wasn’t INTERNATIONAL. Although he thought he was big DIDDY ON THE BLOCK he wasn’t even a region nor residing in his own neighborhood. When the PRESIDENT used the word REGION I did not think about the reduction of Russia but how small POOT-BUTT looked for taking over Crimea. The way I processed the takeover of Crimea it’s a small region and a small man took it over. It reminded me when the President change the wording War on Terrorism to the War on al-Qaeda. Talk about a breast reduction. The 44 D-cups was reduced to a 32-A cup. Saddam Hussein world was crushed. There is nothing wrong with a 32-A. There is nothing wrong with not having any breast when you know it was the best decision to save your life. You got that right. Saddam Hussein absent save many lives. Right! Right!

Are you going to tell me your husband name? To be honest with you it was his behavior that made me want to forget everything about him. Ooooh! So his behavior totally wiped out who he was as a person. Color and everything? You know when you lose TRUST in a person, their ACTION does not match any words that come out their mouth, and RESPECT flies out the window it boils down to TAR. TAR covers up a lot of Sh… TAR is the destruction of dark color materials. It is humiliation, beat down, severe punishment, the guilt someone or something will have a person process their misdeeds. Now that is DEEP! You are singing with the group OUTKAST. I feel-yah! On the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART, the same TAR is smeared over people with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS with neurological disorders. No one wants to work with the behavior and a really good person gets the chance to star in the Biblical series, Left Behind.

It would be so nice if everyone could vindicate themselves, have a track record with no blemishes like the FBI. Chris Christie and Darrell Issa should try out for FBI recruits? As the song rotates in my mind That’s Why The Lady Is A Tramp I get the feeling Christie is throwing shades of gray to cast poison and TAR those with Unintentional Behaviors to cover his A… so he can get off the hook. Thinking about everything that has been said here today the opposite end of the spectrum has been key model images for the change in color and not being able to identify the skin one is in. The color is green. The person is inhumane. The status is the rich 1%. This has gotten to be quite stale. Progress will not evolve out of this behavior only injustice.

My husband’s name is MAX. Come On! Three letters vs seven letters in HUSBAND. Dang! He was just like a credit card, MAXED OUT. Should we have them click on? No! Save it for another day. You talked about color. It is inevitable. It is the Now Progressive Movement of today which will affect our children and their children’s future.

Our First Michelle Obama

by Linda Ballard

I took a long deep breath as I sat next to my sons. Today was the official rollout and I needed a lot of help to get me through. As I closed my eyes tightly I reached for my heart. Where is my suit of armor? It is TIME! Why are they playing that song? That’s it! Invite the music so when I get knocked off my horse I will be able to recover my balance, reflect on the good memories and not feel the hurt and pain of today. Looking over at my sons I wanted to step into the role of Joan Of Arc. Oooh Boy! This dude on this horse was using the latest technology in horsepower. Dang his lance looks mighty sharp and extra long. The only appropriate sport suited for this occasion was jousting. I really didn’t want to participate. Sports meant everything to this mighty TRAILBLAZER. Oh No! Here it comes. Bam! I got to push back the tears so I won’t upset myself. From this angle, my sons appear to be holding up pretty good. I’m going to reach over and grab their hands so I can regroup. These two young men got some positive energy and I think I need to borrow some of their wattages before my bulb gets dim.

She was a ROADRUNNER BABY. Jr Walker and the ALL STARS threw it out there. I’m gonna live the life I love and I’m gonna love the life I live because I’m a ROADRUNNER BABY. INCLUSIONARY SPECIALIST INDEEDY! She loved Barry White. Yes, she had so much to give and it took her whole lifetime. Of course “SHE” has a name. Not now! I will get to it. Barry White bellowed out the tune in his baritone voice, Practice What You Preach. She executed it to the fullest throughout her entire life. A mean machine fitness queen she boosted everyone’s self-esteem. She came out of retirement to help educate my son. No other teacher wanted to change their program. The teachers felt my son presented an enormous challenge to their AAA district. Challenge was encased in her smile. What! There wasn’t any way the accommodation I ask for would be carried out in my son IEP (Individual Educational Program) because he looked like Who___JOSE FELICIANO. Don’t you mean he had the skin tone of Barack Obama? Exactly! Baby, talking about LIGHT MY FIRE. I need to take a really deep breath. Let me close my eyes again. I hope they get here soon. I Feel So Bad Feel Like A Ball Game On A Rainey Day. Ed Hooker tried to express how he felt in his song and now I get it. Where is that Handkerchief? Is it? Thank God they made it.

I’m so glad you came today. I know your schedules are full. It is truly an honor for First Lady Michelle, the President, the Vice President and your wife Jill to take the TIME out of your lives and attend the service today. I wanted you to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Why do you have your eyes closed? Knock it off Joe. You know if I open my eyes it gonna hurt more than I can bear. I can see you so much clearer in my mind’s eye. Look around Joe. Most people in the church think I’m praying. The people reading this story think I’m going crazy. This is why I ask you to come. Joe, you have that special oomph and the miles per hour in the word oomph to get me through in one piece. You haven’t forgotten already. You’re the Natural Man. This is what you do. It keeps you human and True. Oh, by the way, you’re my favorite for the top contender too. Mr. President this is one of the good teachers who helped my son in his life. She helped many children across the board.  Race was never an issue. She was a staunch advocate and protector of the universe. She felt every child should have the same opportunity no what matter neighborhood they were from. Girlfriend showed some love and it was enough to love to go around. She shared her friends, family, and she means dance moves. The pictures of her life reached across the largest sand dunes in the world. The ultimate challenge for any teacher is for each student to reach their full potentials. If there were any barriers which impeded a child’s ability to learn she would bring out her Thor Hammer and tear the walls down.

First Lady Michelle Obama meets the Queen Of Fitness. She was all about health and she would have loved your BA-RAC-COLI. She had to define herself separate from her husband of 50 years who preceded her in life. He was the man of Diplomacy She was the women who stood by her man but had her own MOJO working. It is absolutely amazing how you both had so much in common. Her family came first and every person was welcomed by her family. Even down to the very end special accommodation was made. She knew it would be hard for my son and others who could not envision her in their minds’ eyes have the necessary tools to take them across the threshold of pain to ease the tears of rain. It is Time to meet Our First Michelle Obama. Click on http://www.meyersfuneralchapel.com. Go to obituaries and meet Gwenda Looker (1933-2014). Thank you for coming and for your support. If you wish please leave a comment.

Working The Mo__Joe

by Linda Ballard

It happens all the Time on the Flip Side Of The Chart. When our mouths open the words devour our friends, family, and associates. Our mannerism can be awkward and the words cut like a sword. We spit out the hard-core TRUTH but it is not welcomed. We ask a lot of questions and we really want to know “WHY” It is our style of learning. Most people feel like we are interrogating them. What pissed us off is when we discovered you have no factual information. What happens after this encounter? Pure Isolation and we have to walk home from the D.. golf course. It’s too much for the opposite end of the spectrum. The Flip Side Of The Chart golf’s game has been permanently called off. We made lots of enemies for today. All our donors slipped away. Well, You know it makes me wanna shout. Kick my heels up. Throw my hands up. Throw my head back. Come on now! Say you will. I really appreciate this tune by the Isley Brothers. I found just the man who wears his tongue with honor just like he carries his wakizashi sword when he guards our president. A Friend INDEEDY when it’s SHO-NUFF NEEDY.

This Brother did not MUDDY the WATERS. JOE BIDEN got his MOJO working. Not only MUDDY WATERS but a lot of people understand what it feels like when your hoo-doo/voodoo, charm, charisma, fire, and passion doesn’t work. You are not appealing. The drive and power are gone. Check the gas. The tank is on E. Rejection stares you in the eyes and makes it clear to get a loss and take a hike. You’re not going to be the next Boss Of The Mic. Bottom line, you stink! Go on down the road and get a stiff drink. Bust a move JOE and whip out your Fire and Desire song by Rick James and Teena Marie. What the people don’t understand is you hold an awesome key. Joe is Joe and not a Hillary want to be. This is the key which unlocks Joe’s personality. This is one of his greatest strengths because when he speaks it is not with a forked tongue. When the words come flying out of his mouth and Joe videotapes his A… everyone knows Joe is TRUE TO FORM. Biden isn’t a malicious person and has NO INTENT to do harm. Acceptance is the KEY. Say it with me, Holland Cooke and Zerlina Maxwell, “Let Joe Be Joe” and let Me be Me.

The only problem is when I am me I don’t get Joe’s treatment. Joe can work the room because he has the Va-Va Vroom. When I open my mouth I will be shown the door real soon. It was the intonation of Joe’s speech that sweeps the people off their feet. The pitch in my voice led to my total defeat. This is what happens to the people who struggle with social skills. When there is impaired social interaction, eye contact is avoided, all the cues for proper communication are missed. If you can’t read a person facial expression serious may turn to funny and funny can turn into anger. The Flip Side Of The Chart struggle with the swerve to curve paraphrasing. Paraphrasing is a “SMOOTHIE OF A LIE.” It masks and covers up what you really need to tell a person. The MO__JOE is working it. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Mitch McConnell works it. See There. Do you get it? Paraphrasing is a delay tactic. It delays the inevitable.

Biden has Lou Rawls song gliding off his lips. He is a Natural Man. Come on down Joe and take a stand. Joe walks across the ice to meet the everyday people and he will mingle with the band. He is out and about doing what Ordinary People do. This Vice President has never come across as a star. He’s swimming, skating, and he loves his car. He is Just a regular Joe. For Real! His blubbers, gaffes, or social blunders are accepted right away. Joe’s voice can roar like a lion with thunder. He was informing Paul Ryan, Joe doesn’t play. Biden’s smile, the distance he holds when he talks to people, his great ability to reach out and embrace the living and to preach at your funeral once you’re dead. Into each life, rain will fall. Biden will catch a train to embrace the smallest of the small. (children or included). Joe is There in the mix. He is not the candidate of a quick fix. Joe wants it, deserve it, and he is no Tricky Dick Nix.

Why do you think every person in their right mind wants to be the Pope? It is not because he is dress to impress. He turned down the fancy Pope Robe and the fancy Pope House. The Pope doesn’t drive a fancy car. For a minute I thought I was referring to Warren Buffett. He sneaks out at night to be with the people and he has definitely made the connection. The Pope of Hope is in the mix. The Pope of Hope is a legend Starting Here Starting Now. He will be Forever, For Always, For Love. Luther Vandross would agree on Here and Now. Pope Francis has chosen to be Ordinary People. John Legend rocked that song. The talk to me Pope is not viewed as the Dude at the Pearly Gates. He is in reach and concrete. Check it out! It is the level of comfort Pope Francis has incorporated into his unlimited heart and soul. I wouldn’t be intimidated or feel as if I have to say 22 Hail Mary’s just to talk to Pope Francis. I wouldn’t be nervous because the Pope makes you feel at home and not along. I can relate. It nice to have a rap session before I get to the pearly gates.

You want to be able to relate and share life experiences whether or not it is a male or female. Here’s the deal Hill and Bill! You have the BUZZ, lots of money, and the experience. Is Hill connected to the people? Hill has dangled and pranced around like an entitlement queen. I am not feeling the Ann Romney Syndrome. I’m not waiting for Hill because there are a lot of good women in the democratic party who can step up to the plate and rock the shoes as President. Don’t throw my Sisters under the bus. I named the women in my tweets whom I thought it would be hard as hell to defeat. Bill recently walked out on the stage as if the president didn’t exist. Ooooh! That was a very bad move on Bill’s part. When you make moves like that it MUDDY THE WATERS. Do not change the Pledge of Alliance to One Nation Under God Divisible. Hill and Bill have become disrespectful to the Republicans. It is to the Republic for which we stand One Nation Under God INDIVISIBLE. If Hill and Bill continue on with the strategy of trying to make the President of the United States, Barack Obama, Invisible, before his term is over you, will divide the Democratic party. The Koch Brothers and the whole Republican crew will be so happy. I do not wish to explain to my grand-babies anymore that the president is not Bill Clinton. Nor do I wish to have them in fear if Hill gets in will Bill take over. You talk about the Banks are too Big to Fail. Well, you set Hill up as Too Big To Fail. Hill can strike out again by losing the African Americans, Latinos, Asians, and
other diverse votes. This race should be for the people and the nation and not ran on one’s ambitions of personal gain. Bill may feel the need to fulfill Hill’s I.O.U. The people and the nation need another great leader that can work the Peace Deals. End of Story.

Working The Mo__Joe swings it swords in many directions. Once you Muddied the Water it becomes the Chris Christie Syndrome. Like my Boi said he can tell the people anything because he is a trained lawyer. Hills a trained lawyer also. She is qualified to do many things. I need to know who Hill rocks, the Corporate Crats or the People. There is a lot of money flying around and it can work against Hill. Hill will be working with an impoverished, underprivileged nation of people who don’t TRUST the government to do what is morally right. Hills hawkishness may work against her also. Many people no longer want to be caught in another war. Especially a make-believe War Hill validated. That really wasn’t cool. I haven’t heard Hill come out on her friends in Arkansas. Joe and President Obama praised Costco. What is Hill’s position on Walmart? This Behemoth company battled for women’s rights. I never heard Hill speak out. What is her belief on Opportunity for the people who work so hard, underpaid, and still needs government, assistant? Are you trying to protect an extra wallet for your campaign? Are you packing any of the Wall Street F.. You money around? Bring It! What is your Stand Hill? I want to know the Deal.

Bottom line, before I lay my head to rest I want to feel our country has fallen into the hands of the next GRAND GUARDIAN. On the Flip Side Of The Chart “Trust”
ranks very high on the Priority List. We tend to be too TRUSTING or too NAIVE. The UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS gets SCREWED. The Opposite End Of The Spectrum has the same problem. With Intent there lies the agenda of suppressing the vote and serving ones on purpose and becoming wealthy. Wow! Believing in TED CRUZ (Mr. No Plan Of Action), Chris Christie (Under the YUM YUM Bridge), (re-electing) Scott Walker, John Kasich (sign the bill to suppress votes and cut women’s health care), Rick Perry (Trap Law whose mine is trapped inside), along (with Mississippi Burning) Governor Phil Bryant, Bobby Jendel (a road scholar who has been on the D… road too long), Rick Snider (Mr. Emergency Manager Law and there is NO D… Fire). Sam Brombeck (needs a new calculator). Are you getting my DRIFT?
I hope it all adds up.

The Strategy for BIDEN is too keep Working MO__JOE and glide with self-determination and you will keep the congregation. Work it like the POPE. Hell-of-a-lot of HOPE! Don’t Muddy the Water with the F… You Money.

Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns

by Linda Ballard

Thank You, Jonny Nash. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Oooh, Wee! With this new lens, I can see all obstacles in my way. Since all the DARK CLOUDS that had me BLIND (keeping glaucoma off my A…), It’s gonna be a Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day. While my field of vision weakens there are so many people in the world who kept their eyes on the WETHER/CASTRATED BREW and the CIRCUMCISED CREW. It took the no good, shiftless, irresponsible, worthless, incompetent, no count, weak A.., BS haters to point out the characteristics of people who are strong and are true leaders. You can recognize the people who are doers and achievers vs the people as Howard Fineman would say, “Feckless.” How Pretty! Now we can see the DICK CHENEYS of the world. Behaviors (weather) are not good or bad points out what defines you as a person. Your behavior points the finger at who you will endorse or whose Amen corner you are in. It is the CREME BRULEE of who your A.. hangs out with so you won’t get caught up in Scandals and get creamed. The scandal has its star. Christie TV is scandalous. We’re now ready to call APPLE for Personality App Development.

Mean Mugshots will be upgraded to Apps Personality. Get ready and turn on your smartwatch and view the stupidity Palin App. For the Haters App, you need to pull out the BIG BEN CLOCK and view Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Congress, GOP, and the Tea Party. Fifty-two TIMES to repeal the law of the land has surpassed stupidity. To all the people on the opposite end of the spectrum and the Flip Side of the Chart, whoever you know or can recognize as a Hater throw them onto the Bell Tower. The Ignorant A… App would consist of the people who say and do Dumbsh… all the Time. Here are just a few of my favorites, Todd Akin, Richard Murdock, Louie Gohmert, Dick Black, Fox News and so on. These App would be like Build the Bear. Walk into Five Guys and put anything on your D…burger to show this Is For The Cool In You. BabyFace would agree that this behavior isn’t cool at all. He should know. He is the one who wrote and sang this song. Makes sure you get an external hard drive.

My favorite Apps is the Disrespect App. Darrell Issa face is the first to pop up. Of course one needs to understand Issa’s face will be recurring on other apps, especially the Ignorant A… App. Okay! Get On The Good Foot. Much respect to James Brown. TIME to stop clowning around. Think of a person you know who loves talking underneath their breath, has a condescending tone in their voice, and talks to you like you are the idiot of the year. What! I did not receive an Oscar for 14 years as a slave on my job. Hmmm! It was no act. Baby I’m For Real. Tell it to Vladimir Putin who is trying to bounce off the walls with the Original’s song by telling Angela Merkel its just a Training Day exercise with him and Denzel Washington fooling around. Who is Putin trying to convince? Taking over Crimea starting out small later to come back and hijack the Sooo..ul Kraine. Love, Peace, and Nappiness to you Brother. Angela Merkel is singing Aretha Franklin’s Respect. My Girl contacted the Temptation. Their advice was not to hesitate and do what you got to do. Will Merkel tell Putin to Take This Oil and Shove It?

Reality flashes its lights and President Obama is in the rose garden smelling like a rose. Putin’s behavior has not only revealed his weakness but it has shown the world how crazy his A… really is. What’s President Obama singing? Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time? Didn’t I! Yes, this is a Delfonics moment. Talking about a Dramatic experience, Putin is left In The Rain once again. President Obama politely asks Putin, How Can I Ease the Pain. If you don’t like the way I’m coming atcha go to YOUTUBE and maybe Lisa Fischer can help Putin calm the hell down so he can stop being insane. Did you hear that noise? It wasn’t music. Sounds like an explosion.

Check your watch. Look up there. Does this mean….? This ain’t the Hunger Games. Hey, what am I supposed to think? The poor and the middle class are Catching Hell. What nerves! On Chris Matthew’s watch, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz would appear at the same TIME. Take them both out of the equation. Of course, these two men along with their crew are in another SPACE ZONE and has lost track of Time Moving Forward. Why don’t The Fockers go join Putin since the neo-cons think our President is so WEAK? See There__I Get This! You don’t want all this negativity slowing down or crashing your computer. In the real world, negative personalities tend to eat up a lot of space. What a spreadsheet! Can you see the pattern of the G-Money Dawgs who are Famous for being Famous? They have nothing to offer society, and AB-SO-LUTE-LY no RESPECT will ever be given to any of these people because they are truly “FECKLESS”. Stop judging a person intelligence on what he/she has materially. Start looking for materials to make yourself intelligent. Darrell Issa, Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and the list goes on and on of people with money. These Brothers have money off the hook. D…burgers! Tell the crooks to change their books. Changes in their behavior might change their outlook.

Just think if all these people had diseases and did nothing to help themselves.
The word WEAK would never roll off their lips. This conversation of weakness would not exist. Do nothing about Diabetes and see what would happen. Oh SUGAR, please! Exactly! It would be all about the rise and decline of your Blood sugar and the hormone (insulin) that your body resist. CA-POW-YAH. Holy Batman! Yes, Robin! It is extremely dark in the bat cave. No Robin, you failed to get control of your Diabetes and now your A… is Blind. Why is the Hulk green? Remember when David Banner changes and breaks out because he can’t get control of his anger. He breaks out and starts running. I told him to put on shoes. It is so important to keep your feet covered when you’re a Diabetic. Not Mr. Vladimir Putin Syndrome! Hulk thought he was the new bag of Lays Garlic Bread Chips. The Hulk stepped on a nail and he did nothing about it. He won’t be running around after his foot gets amputated. Robin, you must understand the Hulk’s behavior led him down the path of hypertension, high blood pressure and later heart disease. Even when his lab’s results came back his creatinine level was out of whack. His kidneys are about to fall through the crack. Hulk is facing dialysis, his TV series canceled and Green Baby Boogie will not be back. When you say Diabetes this is not one disease. It can affect many parts of the body. The same effect the Do-Nothing Congress has on the people and the nation. It runs amok and who gets f… Fifty-2 Times that really sucks.

Bottom line, before you get fed up, 2Pac song let the Brothers and Sisters of the world know to Keep Ya Head Up. What or Who will bring our nation down? Whose behavior was profound? Who made decisions that were safe and sound? Who was the man who wore the frown? Who lost their D… mind never to be found? WHY? Erratic behaviors demonstrated Breaking It Down__Recognizing The Clowns.

Go For Joe Remix

by Linda Ballard

Joe is doing what he does.
He can wear OBAMA’s shoes.
Biden made it clear on the View.
Joe was not singing the Blues.

The world can go for JOE.

Go for what you truly know.
2016 it could be Joe.
Joe has his own stride and street flow.
Who said it’s Hilary D… show?

The world can go for Joe.

Joe said it on the air.
He was quite debonair.
Tell the people not to despair.
Biden wants it and he cares.

The world can go for Joe.

The Clinton’s had some nerves.
You don’t kick the President to the curve.
Hilary doesn’t have Joe’s swerve.
Will she get what she deserves?

The world can go for Joe.

By no means is Biden scanty.
You just ruffled my cancer panties.
When you survive it ups the ante.
Go ahead and kiss my fanny.

The world can go for Joe.

Why should I play nice?
There are men and there are mice.
TIME for Joe to roll the dice.
Joe knows the sacrifice.

The world can go for Joe.

Joe can go on and on.
Biden is driven and not yet done.
His loyalty by far isn’t gone.
TIME for Joe to make his run.

The world should go for Joe.

What does Hilary need to learn?
Respect isn’t bought it needs to be earned.
There are voters who are deeply concerned.
If Hilary wins will the people get burned?

The world can go for Joe.

For Joe, it truly matters.
This is what Hilary hasn’t gathered.
The Presidency doesn’t come on a gold platter.
Too many lives can get shattered.

The world can go for Joe.

There has been so much media hype.
Who will be the next Boss of The Mic?
Joe Biden will put up a D… good fight.
The people deserve a choice and know what is right.

The world can go for Joe.

The greatest disability of all is not to acknowledge we all are disabled. No one person knows everything, can do everything, but you sure in hell can lose everything by not acknowledging one’s disability. NLD MOM/cancer survivor

My Funny Valen-Mind___P Funk Style

by Linda Ballard

Here it comes the lecture of the year. My brain is sitting on a skateboard. I’m the star of Porgy and Bess. When the Doc walks through the door he will deliver my benediction. Has my brain outlived my body? Indeed! Indeed! Whew! I got some War Wounds on me. Well, I haven’t reached 80 yet. Who will be the first to reach 100? The girl’s chances of making it to 100 are 1 in three while boys chances are 1 and 4. I don’t recall my brain climbing Mt. Everest at 40. Our cognitive brain function will take a nose dive in the last years of our lives. Why are women worried about their weaves, nails, body, and fashion? Why are the guys tripping off their nipples and taking selfies of their Anthony Weiner? Guys, stop hanging out with Vladimir Putin. Chaboni yogurt is cool. Let’s give recognition to our mental functions (decision-making, memory, reasoning, problem-solving skills, and how fast our globe connected to our neck can take in and put out information). Is that why Beyonce is singing Oh! Oh! Oh! All The Single Ladies? I am not putting the weight on the women along.

Men on the Republican side needed to take the Foster Friess Challenge and distribute those aspirins to Todd Akin (Ex Congressman of Missouri), Richard Murdock (Indiana State Treasurer), Paul Ryan (Congressman of Wisconsin/Chairman of the Budget Committee) and Richard Black (State Senator of Virginia). These are the Generals who initiated the War on Women and their minds are definitely on a BUDGET. Have we reached the last 30 to 40 years of our declining mind? Are we about to set up residence in the Nursing Home or at AARP Condo?

Who gives a hoot-nanny about our noggin health until we fock ourselves up in an accident. See There, we can no longer look like Prince or Smokey Robinson. We’re eating up from the floor up. Yeah, baby, we are pressing the skinny jeans to the curve. Working out the body while our mind has derailed in hell. How much knowledge can your mind bench press? Shut up! Is that your mind sitting over on the bench? Will you be able to get back in the game? TIME TO WORK IT OUT! Put the Drugs, alcohol, and fast food down. Drop the anger off at Dieffenbach Trash. Lakeside will tell you to just sail along and it will be a Fantastic Voyage. Get up off your A.. and do the Lakeside Stank. While you are at it go out and get some of those Sudoku mental puzzles to challenge your noggin or the Big Book Connect The Dots. Somebody up in the House of Representatives is not representing and they sure in hell haven’t connected the dots.

We could have gotten a better answer from Congress other than NO if these BRO’s had used their minds more. They took the MONEY CHALLENGE, not the MIND CHALLENGE. It didn’t allow Congress mind to adapt. Depending on how we use our noggin this baby can be modified to improve. Well, since Congress don’t believe in science look for a decline in noggin activity. If the GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Party take the Black to Brown to Beige Challenge we just might see some brain activity. What a challenge! 🙂

How are you using your Funny Valen-Mind? P Funk Style is throwing creativity in the game. If you can’t party with the P Funk creativity we can throw in Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama who can concretely show you how to Stanky Leg it out. Get rid of those old poisonous habits that are sucking the life out of your brain. James Brown would tell you to Get On The Good Foot and make some daily changes. Sing Aretha Franklin song, You Better Think, before you make some crazy impulsive decision. While you are at it take the Stylistic advice. Stop, Look, and Listen. Think of your brain as a Clock, reset it.

From old to new it’s me and you! It can be done by incorporating your ideas and life experiences that have passed. Apply them to TODAY this MOMENT in TIME. I love doing it with oldies but goodies songs, movies, and stale old white folks who can’t move on. 🙂 Free your mind and your A.. will follow. Well, in this story it means to take a nap when you are tired. If you can hit the refresh button on the computer hit the refresh button on your noggin and breath in and out. Those moments you take in a lot of information keep it SSS-Short, Sweet, and Simple. Lay off with all that multi-tasking. Focus on one thing and work your way up the ladder. You climb a ladder one step at a TIME. Try skipping some of the steps and see what happens to your monkey A… Found out multi-tasking is unproductive. Did you slip and fall and break everything you stood for?

Remember the movie Happy Feet. The penguins were jamming. Find the songs and movies to make you feel like you are Waiting To Exhale or Stella Got Her Groove Back. Put some pep in your step and more glide in your stride. Do your THANG BABY and AEROBICIZE! Technotronic would tell you to Pump Up The Jam and get that blood flowing to the brain. If you leave your brain on CRUZ control you will end up like TED CRUZ, brain cell death. There is a decline in brain activity when you set it and forget it. Always go back and check on it.

We can crank up the volume with exercise and move the same old-same old thinking up to complex thinking magnified. Work out baby, for MENTAL BRAIN HEALTH. Chaka Khan song the hell out of My Funny Valentine. If you listen closely to her song she sings “each day is Valentine”. We don’t want our mental processing compared to a downhill fiscal cliff that will hamper our decision-making, reasoning, critical thinking, and planning which will implode in our minds. So here’s to all the unadaptable people who will lie and say they have gotten too old. Changes in thinking can upgrade the mental load. Moving our minds FORWARD will take a while. We can do this. Try not to resist. Try My Funny Valen-Mind__P Funk Style.

See There__I Get It

by Linda Ballard

I didn’t miss the game. The President State Of The Union Address was SuperBowl Alpha. The accomplishments which can be drawn from his message will not be Omega. You know who won. The Boss Of The Mic stepped out with a new and powerful drill. Stepping back and pressing forward I grasped a new Skill. To everyone on the Flip Side of the Chart lean in closer so we can remain smart. The message delivered was pure and simple. It shall be remembered as the state of the art.

Everything will always look bleak and dim if we cannot look through the lens, see the people who are making it happen and the changes before it is asked of them. We cannot stand in the rain without being suited up. Nor can we no longer live in a manner that is not suitable for us. Time will no longer be spent on talking about the Lieutenants Dans of the world who turned out to be wasted job codes. It will be revealed to the nation the dedicated men and women who have given their hearts and their souls. Hope and change have not left the scene. When we roll out all the negatives, it is hard to envision our dream. Hope will no longer be shattered and live in the shadows. The change will not be left behind. It is the marathon in which our lives battle our weaknesses to ascertain our strengths. The elements of Hope and Change together will sustain the Legacy. Speaking of Legacy! I tried to stay on course BOSS. 🙂

Peyton Manning didn’t lose his Legacy. He kept it ever so real after his lost. He remained calm, cool, and collected. Peyton continued to give out autographs. He didn’t act out and he didn’t blast people. Manning did not play out Grimm’s Fairy Tale by saying, “He would break you in half.” Absolutely horrible behavior from Representative Michael Grimm of New York! Thank God Peyton Manning played instead of Michael Grimm. It would be some messed up folks on the football field. Peyton Manning did not send out any e-mails or Tweets stating he was harboring old Sh.. and needed his diaper changed. See There__I Get This. Going back to yesteryear didn’t help in the Weinstein Theory of Chris Christie singing Boyz To Men We Come To The End of the Road. No Thug-os-ity up in the house! Okay, I will get back on track. 🙂

I understand whose Legacy was lost. The refusal for Change leaves little to no Hope. If we do not address the achievements. Hope and Change will become blurred leaving the nasty taste of grievance. All will be lost of Hope and Change to lie at our feet as a wreath of bereavement. The validation of Costco stepping up to the plate to eradicate the problem of low wages before it was asked of them is a true Legacy. Recognition should be given to those who do their best to do their duty of giving, serving, and protecting their country. It should be the effort of not just one but an effort from all to reach out and develop a work with one another program. Hope and Change are new and improve one pound IPAD Air. The burden of Income Inequality will someday be lifted and a load of disparity will be down to a minimum, to say the least hopefully it will no longer be there. It is a Big Dream but with Hope, Change, and hard work from the people, a government who is willing to govern and work on behalf of the people, nothing shall be impossible. The Pope Of Hope would say, “With God, All Things Are Possible If You Only Believe.”

The blame shall no longer be shifted to one side of the chart. We must all take responsibility and do our part. Opportunities should be equal. However we arrive at an effective plan to get a solution, I’m willing to do a sequel. No more TIME can be wasted on Intent and Delusion. TIME is of the essence and so is Inclusion. All who fail to participate in the unleashing of one’s dreams will not be allowed to beat one down and lower one’s self-esteem. The luggage has gotten lighter. No more packing around old Sh..! The baby needs the diaper changed if not he will throw a fit. See There__I Get it.

Boss Of The Mic___Waging The Fight

by Linda Ballard

We’re not worried about no D. Poll.
Common sense will tell you not to let it take a toll.
The numbers indicate who sold their soul.
The Do-Nothing Brothers are out of control.

Keep your head up and strut your stuff.
You gave it your all and it wasn’t good enough.
When you took the job you knew it would be rough.
They showed there A… and you called their bluff.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight
Whose numbers are down and taking flight?
The leader of our nation governed with insight.
Conservative faction policies were not that bright.

They were the few, the stupid, and they weren’t the marines.
The way these Brothers govern is totally unforeseen.
The words out of their mouth are poison and obscene.
There go the Women votes along with the Nubian Queens.

It’s all good when you step to the plate.
You took responsibility for all of the mandates.
You took the heat and felt the weight.
It made you stronger and you push through the gates.

Boss Of The Mic___Waging The Fight.
There is nothing wrong with your eyesight.
I know your message will be tight.
Take them down Brother with all your might.

Here are some words of encouragement.
Don’t play around with resentment.
Everything you tried to implement.
It’s Unforgettable and will take greater precedence.

Sure they tried to bring you down.
Whose behaviors demonstrated they were nothing but clowns?
In 2014 will they still be around.
The hatred, lies, racism lowered the conservatives faction into the ground.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight.
At the end of the tunnel, you will see the light.
The darkest hour has past and it’s no longer night.
Waging the War on change will push Forward for Equal Rights.

Reality knocked on the front door.
It is TIME for you to take it to the floor.
Reach into your heart at the center core.
From the tone of your voice, you’re not taking it anymore.

The place where you are standing has a wonderful view.
Look across the aisles and do what you need to do.
For the People, and our Nation you will come through.
Why? You have Wage The Fight to remain True.

Boss Of The Mic__Waging The Fight.

Unforgettable__The List

by Linda Ballard

It felt as though I was humming to the tune of Nat King Cole’s Unforgettable. Was it Lee Major who played in the FALL GUY? If you are not sure going forward in making a decision don’t forget to reach into your pockets and pull out the TRUSTED ADULT. Your business should be Comfort Zone LLC so you can sing Alicia Keys, Diary/Secrets. We will hope for the best and may your secrets fall into the hands of someone you can truly say, “Your Secrets Are Safe With Me.” It won’t be Chris Christie. Baby! Are you about to be fired? Please tell me Chris Christie was not trying to sing Nappy Roots song, Po Folks. You know the part where he states he has lived in Jersey and he will croak in Jersey bit. Right! Right! Now he is beginning to understand Tupac, All Eyes On You. BUSTED! The Hawk, The Almighty Hawk, Mr. Wind has caught your back on the way out the door. Lou Rawls knew what he was talking about when he song Dead End Street. I guess being a contender for the Presidency looked quite appealing. The Governor might need to change course with his dream. If the General name keeps popping up, SAMSON and DELILAH (Bridget Kelly) will star in their next movie. You can call it Rockin’ With The Rockerfellows__ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT for the real Land Slide. Chris Christie is not a Grand Guardian. He guards his pockets only.

Who can be considered a Grand Guardian? It could be your momma, your daddy, brother, sister, a close friend, relative, minister, an attorney, a person you TRUST with your story. The Media has become quite an effective choice and has become very popular. Hell! It sounds like SUPERFLY. Some people have had success with Twitter. A wonderful example is a young lady who Tweeted out 3 Rochester Teens standing on the sidewalk waiting for the bus who was about to get arrested for blocking traffic. Happy! Happy! Happy! These young BROTHERS coach was their Grand Guardian. Lawrence O’Donnell threw down on this exclusive story ARRESTED ROCHESTER TEENS SPEAKS OUT. You go Lawrence O’! This is what I call true Arrested Development. I like their songs too. Go ahead Mr. Wendal. Pay attention because we are beginning to see some new strategies to save ones A…

Whew! I’m so glad these three young Brothers were not Andy Asperger, Nathan NLD, and Tommy Tourette Syndrome. The Flip Side Of The Chart will not stand a chance. These Brothers wouldn’t be Rockin’ with the Rockerfellows. They aren’t affluent. Who will get the shaft? The middleman has been cut. Mental Institutions are not much of an option. Moving Forward with modern technology and the Winans forecasting Teddy Riley’s Time To Make That Change it is definitely a New Jack Swing. Bottom line just makes sure you are not standing in front of the Grand Jury. This is not to be confused with your Grand Guardian. Well, depending on the verdict. If it rides in your favor, Hallelujah! Can I Get An Amen Or Not?

Steve Kornacki was pushing the interrogation factor. Keep asking the question until you get the right answers. If you are not sure about the answer to find your Grand Guardian, fact checker, or the most reliable News Media that is BUSTING LOOSE with THE TRUTH and throwing down like Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers. Google It! Bing It! SING Ya-HOOO-ooo! Check this out. When my girl was a guest on Up with Steve Kornacki you notice Dawn Zimmer, the mayor of Hoboken had her Alicia Keys Diary/Secrets. I just want all my Brothers and Sister over on the Flip Side Of The Chart to remember this precious strategy. If you struggle with writing, the keyboard on the computer may give those fingers some ease. If you can’t put your thoughts on paper get a tape recorder. Go to your FACEBOOK wall where you can share or make it public or private. For those of you who can get to the point in 140 words or less and is just D.. short-winded, Twitter is for you. For those of you who have more to say, Do Your Thang on FACEBOOK. Don’t throw your conversation E-Mails away. Think of it this way. E stands for Evidence and it might save your A… one day or you may get burned depending on what is in the E-mail. Thank GOD for modern technology and what it has brought to our ever-changing world. Change is the fuel in which a mule refuses to move forward. The mule is cool with the acceptance of stubbornness. Jack-Ass!

Where is that List? Unbelievable! It was right here all the Time. Check Bobby D out. Man! Look at the sweatshirt Bobby D wore to school. Back in the day, we called it a cheat sheet. Your A… was out partying instead of studying for the test. The key to scoring on the test was knowing where to position yourself if you’re going to get the majority of the right answers. The person on the opposite end of the spectrum knows it is a cheat sheet. Intentional behavior is about to make its move. The person on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART doesn’t realize it is a cheat sheet. Interrogation TIME! Bobby D is pissed because my Boi on the Flip Side is asking all these questions and drawing attention to Bobby D shirt. What! So the teacher wants to get her test on. Hold Up! Hold Up! She has to find out why the commotion is in motion. As she approaches Bobby D the answer just jumps out. Bobby D thinks my Boi has snitched. Bobby D is removed from the classroom. Here we go with the “Meet me at 3:30 your A.. is mind.” WHOA! Mr. Intentional Behavior is not going to pass the test either because he was out with Bobby D and he invented the shirt. Did we make any friends today? On top of it all, somebody is about to get thrashed.

A person who can’t focus and trouble with concept formation can hang it up. Do you know how hard it is for some people to put their ideas in a group? Comparing and contrasting is horrible. Did you actually think knowing what is relevant and irrelevant was going to happen right this minute? No! It will take TIME, patient, and a person who is willing to be the grownup in the room to say they understand. Are you willing to teach and teach and teach? On the Flip Side Of The Chart, there are so many people who are so willing to learn. Stop being HATERS and frustrating the great minds who process information differently. It must be understood on the Flip Side Of The Chart Thomas Edison light bulb will take a minute to be turned on. When it comes to the glow is Awesome! We will not roll out the fight on Christopher Columbus and my BOI Lief Erikson. Discovery just ain’t our thang. It is cool to give credit where credit is due. We just need concrete information and the TRUTH to be square. Do not take the ZOO-ZOOs and WHAMS-WHAMS away. You are going to piss the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART off. I hope you don’t think making an example out of people you fail to teach are going to be receptive to punishment. Come on! Take responsibility. You don’t think when Bob McDonnell, formal governor of Virginia got his ZOO-ZOOs and WHAM-WHAMs took away he wasn’t pissed. INTENTIONAL! MHP, the price of chicken has gone up.

Unforgettable! Please tell me when you hear about NLD Syndrome you will be able to hold a decent conversation on the topic. If you know anyone who appears to be unique treat the person with dignity and respect. Your lightbulb might be screwed in too tight. Loosen up and adjust. Help create an inclusive environment for a BROTHER or a SISTER. Just a friendly reminder to let your A.. know a BROTHER and SISTER doesn’t mean BLACK FOLKS ONLY (BFO). OKAY!

NLD Syndrome called Nonverbal Learning Disability is a developmental disability in which the individual demonstrates a mature vocabulary, rote memory skills, excellent reading abilities. Who does this look like to you on the opposite end of the spectrum? Mr. so-called Normal! Hmmm! Children/Adults have difficulty interacting with others (same age peers or not), transitioning to new settings, working in different environments (whether or not it is at school or on the job), WHEREVER under the UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA, UMBRELLA… Stop it RHIANA! Working with anyone and anything NEW can cause a major BOO BOO in the world of NLD. It’s all good on the opposite end of the spectrum the GOP, Republicans, and Tea Partiers was totally out of touch and sync. NLD Syndrome Traded Places and it was not with Eddie Murphy. On the Flip Side Of The Chart, it is called Work With Me Program. From where I’m sitting, WHOOP! WHOOP NLD Syndrome we are rooting for you. Sure NLD has problems with writing and fine motor skills. So did Rand Paul, Senator from Kentucky. This dude from the opposite end of the spectrums had problems with his writing skills too. Hell, he decided to steal someone else’s work. What was wrong with his fingers? Right! Right!

NLDers has exemplary reading skills. So did Ted Cruz, Senator from Texas, with his Green Eggs and Ham BS. He totally misinterpreted the D.. story. People diagnosed with NLD Syndrome want to get it right. What can we say for this sucker IDIOT-OLOGY Ted Cruz? What did he achieve? Abstract concepts need to be explained in detail as the individual with NLD has a difficult TIME with understanding metaphors, emotional nuances, multiple levels of meaning and relationships issues. On the opposite end of the spectrum, The Golden Globe Pussy Willow Award goes to Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, for his libido statement. Go Head Pimp Daddy Sugar! The second runner-up on the opposite end of the spectrum is State Senator Richard Black of Virginia for his belief that marital rape should not be a crime. This is not Joe Black’s brother and you definitely do not wish to meet him. You can find this article at Salon. By the way, Richard is living up to his name. Dick! Our third runner-up on the opposite in the spectrum is Foster Friess, Mr. Business Man Of The Year, with his aspirin still between his legs in his day and his mind only. There are so many HATERS on the opposite end of the spectrum. NLDers are not HATERS. What comes out their mouth is tough but the bottom-line is they can be redirected because they want to get it right. The HATERS on the opposite end of the spectra is caught in a Time Warp, Intent to do harm, love to fail, and do not wish to move FORWARD. Just give NLDers a description of abstract concepts. Make it simple and be patient. KISS 🙂 NLDers do not wish to fail and struggle with moving forward. It is a BIG D… difference.

1) NLDer have motor impairments causing difficulty in tasks that require dexterity, manipulations of small objects, and coordinated handling tasks such as writing, typing, buttoning buttons.

2) Attentional deficits cause people diagnosed with NLD Syndrome to have difficulty in coping with over-stimulating or distracting environments and requiring him/her to have limited distractions and assistance in focusing himself/herself.

Mayor Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, Ontario Canada, demonstrated exactly what can happen to an NLDer on a regular day without the recreational drugs and booze. Strictly meaning bumping into people, accidentally mowing a person down and running head-on into an object. Rob is a Space Invader and just didn’t know what to do with his big voluptuous body. Poster Baby Justin Beaver is not too far behind. Did you know Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber, and Rob Ford all came from Canada? Should it really mean anything? See, that is how stereotyping gets started. Cut the Sh.. out.

3) Performing multiple tasks simultaneously can possibly Blow The Roof Off The Mother for NLDers. One thing at a TIME is good and limit the information you give to the task. Multiple commands are so counterproductive. On the opposite end of the spectrum, this happens many TIMES with the GOP and Kill OBAMACARE. Ask the baby who has to potty on himself and need their diaper change right away the response would be___SEE THERE. 😦

4) Organizing material on NLDers watch is the Beatles singing HELP I NEED SOMEBODY. I mean not just anybody. Go get the Brother or Sister some HELP with writing outlines, determining how to sequence/order and prioritize, planning, and transitioning from one idea or aspect of a project to another.

Help me LAWD! On the opposite end of the spectrum, my BOI Chris Christie had A Whole Lotta Of Shakin’ Going On. He was not on the stage with Jerry Lee Lewis and The Outlaws. Will he be the next outlaw? Well, maybe he over-planned but he probably didn’t plan on this happening. Steve Kornacki, You Light Up My Life and I am singing George Clinton Flash Light. UP! UP!

5) Visual-Perception/Visual-spatial deficits. How persons interpret what he/she sees, understanding the boundaries of their environment and the boundaries in a relationship. Do Not Cross The Line. Just explain to the person in the right tone if they are standing to close if it flies over their head and they don’t get it. We don’t need to get in a shouting match. Be patient if the person is slow in gathering their thoughts. Explain to them information that is personal should not be shared on FACEBOOK. Stay out of the Abstract Zone and pour on the concrete. Please don’t go there with picture this. Do not say can you imagine. The response will be I can’t see a D.. thing. Can you? Just remember in order to put the pieces of the puzzle together get some gorilla glue because BABY you got some communicating to do. This will not take on the format of TWITTER (the 140 words or less). It is not happening. So gear up and get those jaws ready to do some talking. Parents do not get bog down or frustrated. Make it the happy moment TIME. Let your child/adult know you have a certain amount of TIME to spend on conversational skills and afterward you can party All Night Long just like Lionel Richie.

Are you lost Boo? You can’t read the map? Turn left on 68th street. Why are you turning right? Man! I’m in the car with a person who can’t tell their right from their left. It’s cool! I will drive the next TIME. Do not get into a WRESTLE-MANIA argument with an NLDer. Start singing Luther Vandross, Always and Forever. Make it clear it is okay to disagree. It doesn’t make either party right or wrong when it comes to a person’s opinion. How can you fail a survey? Facts are facts and make it clear you ask for their opinion. Say the right word so you can send the right message. To keep the NLDer from becoming frustrated, angry, and having those meltdowns. POINT IT OUT. Smokey Robinson did. I Am So Excited because I get this and I want you to get it too. Become a Pointer Sister or Pointer Brother. Ye-ah! Doctors spend a little more TIME checking out this area. Soooo I thought I would give it a lick-er-ty split. There is no one test to determine NLD SYNDROME. To all the parents out there, Heads Up! When Baby girl or Baby Boi can’t tie his/her shoe, ride a bike, trips and falls and nothing is in the way, don’t want to play with those LEGOS, takes forever to write, don’t seem to understand you are mom or dad and appears they are talking Sh.. to you, HOLD THE FORT DOWN. Beating a child is not the answer. The KEY is EDUCATION, DEDICATION, and making MEDICATION the last recourse to helping your child understand and cope with his Behaviors. Develop a plan, not an A.. whipping.

Drawing complex figures, and trying to understand higher levels of math can be hard (dyscalculia). On the opposite end of the spectrum, Paul Ryan gets the Award for Dyscalculia and his Forcible Rape statement. Let someone with NLD Syndrome make any of these scuzzy remarks and they will be up for grabs on all types of harassment or sexual harassment charges. To my NLDers don’t get frustrated. Listen to Whitney Houston and CeCe Winans, Count On Me and drink some hot tea. Feel better now. It is such a shame when the blame is placed on NLDers and other exceptionalities who are born with neurological behaviors. NLDers are not emotionally disturbed and should not be ostracized, criticized, isolated, nor punished for their UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS. Make sure everyone involved in Operation Road Hog gets punished. INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR!

6) Social Miscueing is where we need a real INTERPRETER. Interpreting the body languages is the monkey wrench found in your lunch bucket. Where is the lunch? Guess what? You are the lunch. NLDers get eaten alive because they cannot discern nonverbal cues. When you hear a person say they have a friend who doesn’t know where to start or end a conversation look out. If the conversation appeared to not make sense and was not simple or pragmatic I hope you are aware that you might be talking to Sarah Palin from the opposite end of the spectrum. She is the queen of Com-boo-very and Louie Gohmert, U.S. Representative from Texas, is the King of BS. NLders are winning the battle of Sanity from the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

So what if you have trouble recognizing faces, taking people to mean what they say, you Get Jiggy Wit It and the other person feel insulted. I’m quite sure Will Smith, from the opposite end of the spectrum, had to Get Jiggy Wit It when people were all up in his business about his marriage and trying to drink his Kool-Aid. Sure you are going to have social blunders. The opposite end of the spectrum says gaffe. It was an error of the lips either way. Who will get punished? Right! Right! You guess it. It wasn’t because you are the Social Butterfly in your community or the Affluent one. As far as TRUSTING people and being NAIVE the opposite end of the spectrum racked up some points and ran away with the ball. Hey! They re-elected CHRIS CHRISTIE. I’m just saying!

7) It is TIME to take off the “Black and White” Tuxedo and break it down to the grey sweat suit. Grey yourself up so you can become flexible instead of having rigid ideas. Are you ready? Be like Guy and Let’s Chill.

Remember if you ever get called in the office on your job and the people are saying they just want FEEDBACK and it is not a VERBAL or a COACHING wait for the
shoe to drop. As you get older you have a tendency to forget. Sooo on January 25th approximately around 2:15-2:30 am, 2014 I just wanted to remind myself I was being held accountable for an ineffective job with little to no resources to get the job done. Okay! Remember to keep your diary, tape, and keyboard ready. E for Evidence. Unforgettable that’s what you are.