La! La! La! La! It is music to my ears. Are you there Chris? Do you really want to know? I love it! Ed Rendell who once served as the 45th governor of Pennsylvania may not have a clue. Johnathan Gephart is very young and his parents may not have explained it to him in this manner. Vicious Valarie and Malicious Mallory are on the scene baby. Do we tell them about GRANDMA? Of course! You know I have to give OLD GIRL (OG) her props. Man, she was right all alone.
This is Vicious Valerie and I don’t hold a candle to the real WICKED-PEDIA. Are you calling my GRANDMA WICKED? Most definitely! Malicious Mallory, your GRANDMA was packing the COMMON SENSE FACTOR. We are cool! Dang! O.G. was spitting out the poison and she kept it real. GRANDMA had a way with words. I would love to see if Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky could plagiarize one of her stories. There was no way anyone could repeat her stories and claim it to be their own. I don’t think they would want to. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry who has white skin was called a DEVIL! GRANDMA would say them DEVILS will try to keep all the colored folks back. Anybody that had tan skin and Bobo Knot Kinky Hair was going to have some problems in this world.
Malicious Mallory when I talk to your GRANDMA it would send chills up my spine. O.G. could spit her snuff clean across the border. Lawd Jesus! Do not let your eye be her target. O.G. never missed. If you so much as sassy her she would pull off her shoe twirl it like it was a 45 magnum and commence to whip that A… Whew! GRANDMA didn’t play. Yeah, Baby! GRANDMA ranted and rave about how them DEVILS would lie and cover up because they thought it was their country and the black and brown folks belong to them. What! Ain’t got nobody to polish their shoes. GRANDMA always said if them DEVILS didn’t like each other they would still stick together. Sho-Nuff! GRANDMA said until the colored folks start sticking together that is when everything would be ever so mellow.
GRANDMA was like JIMMY HENDRIX. She was way ahead of her TIME. She made it clear that any person who “had the crazies,” as she would say, would not be part of the frontier and would be locked away. Wow! This could apply to all of Congress, Re-PUB-li-cans, and those Hostess DING DONG Tea Partiers. GRANDMA would have fallen in love with Patrick Kennedy. He stepped up to the plate. Patrick Kennedy defined mental illness as a medical brain illness. WOW! He came out and talked about his brain illness. Patrick Kennedy is the new Wrecks-N-Effects bringing courage and hope. Why are you crying Vicious Valarie? Well, Malicious Mallory the way Patrick Kennedy stated it I hope it will make more people come out and seek help. People will no longer feel ashamed to address a brain illness. As Patrick Kennedy stated, we all have a brain. People should not bear the cross of being stigmatized because of where their illness is located. Here girl, clean it up. You have gotten Snotty-Otty about it. It is all good.
Do we tell Chris Now? I can’t wait. Let’s keep this story short. This will make a good sequel. GRANDMA is at peace now. Right! Right! Do you remember in the GODFATHER’s movie when one of the mafia bosses woke up and his favorite horse’s head had been decapitated? Blood was all over the place. I remember. Are you sure it was one of the mafia bosses? What differences does it make? Watch out, Hilary Clinton. Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin will be riding our backs because he feels he is not getting the facts. What! I’m not sure and it is just a movie. Please! Any who-who, GRANDMA said the worse thing that could ever happen to them DEVILS is to find out a Black/tan/colored person was in their family. Shut up! Who was listed as PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA distant cousins? I think you can find it at ancestry.com. It was Dick Chaney, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh. Didn’t they say the president’s mother was related to the first black slave? We got to go back and look at the information. This would be GRANDMA Shoe Polish Theory. The Black has Rubbed Off on the Devils.
The PRESIDENT distant cousin may be marked. Does this mean Cheney, Palin, and Limbaugh has lost their mighty white status? Oh, my! There goes the American Apple Pie. How do you feel about your GRANDMA and all the anger she had pinned up inside of her, Malicious Mallory? To be honest, GRANDMA would be a true HATER of today. Her feelings went beyond anger. O.G. would say the pot can now call them DEVILS BLACK. Their HATRED and destruction will ruin them because the TIDE has changed. The person who was once viewed as the slave is the Captain. Guess who has to polish the shoes? Guess who woke up with black polish all over them. Today it would be called the PAUL RYAN/TODD AKIN THEORY. The crazies are so ridden with HATRED. Congress, GOP, Republicans, and the Tea Partiers view a MULTI-CULTURAL PRESIDENT forcing himself upon their pure white world and reshaping what they can never accept. The President’s bloodline could reach across and touch many of the so-called white elite families. GRANDMA knew this was the biggest fear of whom she called them DEVILS.