Oooh! It is dark down here. What did you say we are looking for? I didn’t. Why are we here? Where is this place? I bet not find out you are connected to the FBI. I was already told not to go anywhere near those guys. What’s that? Did you hear that? Finally, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. This place looks very familiar. Don’t tell me we ended up in the rose garden. Is the President scheduled to do a speech today? I hope we don’t have another crazy A.. reporter pushing the disrespect button like Neil Munro. Wow! When he interrupted the PRESIDENT’S speech I wanted to wrap his A… up in a straight-jacket. I want my crew on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART to be on the lookout for MEAN MUGSHOTS. It is hard for people who cannot read facial expression identify mug-shots. I can understand the position of those with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, their psychological syndromes, and their outburst. The majority of the TIME it is not an outburst. They are talking loud and people take it for rudeness and fail to even ask if there is a problem. SMOKEY ROBINSON would sing it this way, “The Way You Do The Things You Do.”

What do you mean? These suckers haven’t done anything. Exactly! Do you have to call them suckers? It is Congress. Yes, I do. Look at all the names they have called our President and they haven’t stopped yet. That ain’t rude. It is a big D.. shame. They have the nerves to worried about their credibility. What credibility? Whose drawers and mug-shots is on the line? What has been the order of operation for the PRESIDENT? The lone wolf. Exactly! It is not his choice but it is his mug-shot. Get out of here! Did you notice because of his skin tone… Are you kidding me? No Sh… Sherlock! I see where this conversation is going.

Congress is worried about the President making a UNILATERAL DECISION. The President’s DRONE has more firepower than their guns. The President steps out and tells Congress they have been a bunch of Dick Cheney heads. What! Did I write that? Hey, I am keeping it. Edit my Pa-too-tie. For the President to come out and tell Congress it is his decision. He will do it himself. No, he didn’t! Give a black man the Presidency, DRONE, and a DECISION is just too d..n much This can never happen in the WHITE WORLD. It’s bad enough we got a Black man for a President. They forgot the world no longer belong to Whites but is more diverse and becoming more inclusive. Excuse me. It never did belong to their A.. I don’t know how they arrive at this equation but I bet you they never got an answer for that problem.

D’Angelo with his Brown Sugar Baby would wash it down the drain. Yes, Secret Agent RA-RA got the opportunity to see the prison population going down, gay rights, and the possibility of the drug war coming to an end. I don’t mind standing in line, taking a number and hoping one day it will become a more inclusive environment for people who are being stigmatized. It will be their TIME to draw a RED LINE and say they are no longer taking the interruptions nor the put-downs. They too can take part in society and play an important role.

John Boehner, the Speaker of the House, and the President has to sit down with these clowns in Congress to make a decision. Who is the biggest clown of them all? What has Congress shown the people? They can’t make any decision. Congress does not want to put forth an effort to make a decision nor take responsibility for the decision they steal from others. While the crew on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART is raising their hands and making it clear they would not screw it up. Just give them the opportunity and walk them through the different steps. They will do everything in their power to get it right and in the process, they will try not to FAIL. Well, too bad we can’t say the same for the so-called mainstream. I hope now you realize the people on the opposite end of the spectrum (Congress, 1%, Republicans) isn’t so sharp but crooked, have money to wash away their sins, and change the boundaries so they can win.

Remember when we were coming through the tunnel. What did you ask me? How in the world will the President be able to work with these people and their mug-shot looks like this? I’m worried about their brain. You should at least look like you got something upstairs. Well, Mike Turzai, state representative of Pennsylvania didn’t and he still holds a position. Can you imagine the look on their faces when the President said he would go at it alone? Hell, they look like that all the TIME. Throughout President Obama’s term, he has gone at it alone. Who are the top mug-shots you want our crew to remember?

Steve King-U.S. House Of Representative, Iowa 4th Congressional District, AKA CHESTER CHEETOS who will take your corn-puffs away along with your food stamp and starve you to death because you did not do your house chores. He is the Livestock of immigration and Mr. Melon man himself (pure racist). Don’t let the blue eyes and the vaseline smile on his face fool you.

Stephen Fincher, Representative of the 8th Congressional District in Tennessee, reacts to farm bills by profiting from the money and putting it into his pockets, cuts food stamps and hide behind the scriptures of the bible stating if the poor don’t work they don’t eat. Yes, LAWD! Mr cloak and dagger Bible Munger himself. Don’t let those beady eyes and mustache eyebrows fool you. He is AKA Harry the Raccoon for being one of the King of Coon-face Corruption.

Scott Desjarlais, Tennessee 4th Congressional District, AKA SCUMMY BEAR had sex with a patient, his wife alleged he was violent and had threatening behavior. Do you know SCUMMY BEAR won against Eric Stewart(Democrat)? Well, three TIMES a charm meant nothing to this dude who had four affairs. There is not enough soap to do eggheads’ dirty laundry. I was having a BOB moment only with the names starting with S. I will not ask you who are your MEAN MUGS-SHOTS because this story will never end. Gotcha! Look at you “Chomping At The Bits” to call some folks out. There you go riding on the whitest most conservative Republican A.. thrashing them with a whip screaming into the night. Once again letting the dog rat know you are ATREYU and you got this puppy under control.

In the moment of reaching for the stars and asking for help, you do not want to find all the help you got is really from a place called FANTASTICA. Even if it is an act of Protocol let the people you summon have the mind to pull it off, the will to be there in TIME of a true crisis, and not there just for criticism.

Protocol! What is that? It has been Congress, the Republicans, Tea Party, and the 1% that has taken it to a new level of disrespect having someone who is bi-racial for President. David Chapelle made a joke stating never be the 1st black at anything. I was so pissed off at him. How do you feel now? I’m still pissed off because African Americans, Latinos, Asians and whoever has the ability to hold the position of Presidency should wear the shoes and not feel entitled like you know who. FERRIS BUELLER Day Off is John Boehner and Congress swan song. Even when they reconvene they will still be off. The President will be the President. He will command no matter what obstacle lies in his path.

Who should receive the highest medal of disrespect, sleaziness, lack of trust, and liars of all liars? Whose face and facial expression would you attached to these medals? What do you want to remember? There is a big mug-shot book the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART can peep through and identify faces and connect them to behaviors and emotions. Can you leave me with something special? Sure

I will take you back to a very special day. Everything that I have tried to explain throughout my stories on facial expression and body language was captured by a man who walked up the stairs, hesitated, and turns around. WHEW! It was the MEAN MUG-SHOT of all TIMES. It was the POSITIVE mental rotation of comparing and contrasting the LEADER against the LOSER. What was said and the action that was taken was even more powerful. He recaptured the moment. He paid attention because he knew the moment could be recycled in his brain and could be etched in his heart. “I want to take a look one more TIME.” “I’m not going to see this again.” This is a look you will always want to remember. The President of the United States would do his best to serve the people. Now let’s see what Congress will do. You know Congress serve their pockets. Come on Congress. Smile! This is not Candid Camera but the real world. So get your act and your MEAN MUG-SHOTS together. Shhh… the President is about to speak.