Look down the hallway. Has he gotten on the elevator? The coast is clear. How do they expect you to be comfortable when they are in your room ever 2 hours yanking, poking, and prodding like you are a giant lab rat? Check that nurse out.

She was putting a lot of PURELL on her hands. That was GERM-X. PURELL/GERM-X it’s all the same. Is it just me? I don’t want to seem paranoid. Maybe it’s your attention to detail. There is a big difference when a person PAYS ATTENTION or when they are too detailed.

Well, I know PURELL and GERM-X should be the richest company in the world. Do these people think they are going to get Bubonic Plague from a black person? If they do they will be dead in four days. WOW! 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS and let’s GET SERIOUS.

In the 14th century, it wiped out 25 million people over in EUROPE. They called it BLACK DEATH. The tissue would turn BLACK when the cells start dying. BUBONIC PLAGUE would attack the armpits, the groin, and the lymphatic system.

The PRESIDENT is knocking the REPUBLICANS out of the box with his achievements. Yeah, the REPUBLICANS think we are GIANT GERMS but I tell you what. WHAT! The PRESIDENT put a WHIP A.. on the REPUBLICANS with his EBOLA VIRUS PUNCH. He put the REPUBLICANS on LOCKDOWN.

The WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION cannot get the REPUBLICANS out of LEVEL 4 containment. The REPUBLICANS are on the ropes. They are running scared. The PRESIDENT has turned deadly with his JAB. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA was tough when he took the REPUBLICANS to the hoop and SLAM DUNK the REPUBLICANS on the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT. Did you see all of that broken glass? My point exactly! What is your point? I forgot you couldn’t read between the lines. BOTTOM LINE:

This was too much for the REPUBLICANS. CHECK THIS OUT! The EBOLA VIRUS has been reinstated several TIMES. In 2000 it’s named changed to EBOLA ZAIRE. It was reinstated, the name was changed, and went from EBOVZ to ZEBOV. In 2010 it was reinstated to EBOV.

What is the POINT? Do you actually think the REPUBLICANS want PRESIDENT OBAMA REINSTATED? Do you now understand why his “TOTAL KNOCK OUT” blow has been deadly to the REPUBLICANS? Will it kill them? Please don’t say that around MITT ROMNEY’S wife.

ANN ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA de VILLE, if she reads this story she will probably call FOX NEWS. I can see CRUELLA de VILLE telling the MANGLE TANGLE GANG, who is caught up in their web of STUPID TRIANGLE, “PRESIDENT OBAMA IS TRYING TO KILL MY HUSBAND.” He has a virus. Yeah RIGHT!

Hey! She ain’t my family and this campaign is getting dirty. I am not like them but I can roll with the best of them.

Don’t let Mitch McConnell, the REPUBLICAN CREW, KOCH BROTHERS, ADELSON, and MITT ROMNEY get ahold of this plague. They might just add it to their SUPER PAC MONEY if they can’t buy a president. MITT ROMNEY ain’t no MAYTAG he needs a lot of repairs if he can be repaired.

Wasn’t MAYTAG replaced by WHIRLPOOL? Yes, but MAYTAG was a much better built and equipped product. Those washers and dryers lasted forever. If the REPUBLICANS were smart they should have replaced MITT ROMNEY. They didn’t have anyone to replace him with.

We got a MAYTAG for a PRESIDENT. You can say that because he needs very little repairs and he has done one hell of a job cleaning up another president’s mess. SQUEAKY CLEAN! TRUTH MACHINE! We can’t say the same about come fix my rich A… product MITT ROMNEY.

Well, I can’t say he’s a broke A… He has a lot of money and he is still a dummy. Do you think even until this day and TIME people still view African Americans, Latinos, and people from other diverse backgrounds this way? ABSOLUTELY! Man, that is really horrible.

Horrible is having a CONTENDER who is all JACKED UP and the Super Pacs want a return on a bad investment. They are trying to pond this sucker off on the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the NATION. What do we get? SCREWED! Point taken!

You think the nurse back there viewed you in the same manner. Put it like this, she did and I know you have difficulty reading people. Most people don’t treat you in the same fashion. Here it is 2012 and she has moved BACKWARDS.

Once you have lived the HATRED and RACISM FACTOR then you become fully aware of what a true Cancer or highly contagious disease is. It is not always under the microscope or on your radar screen. I bet that is messy getting all over a person’s equipment. Let me explain.

Put it this way, messy is when you have the REPUBLICANS, and CONGRESS spreading the disease INTENTIONALLY. Messy is when you have people out of jobs and the REPUBLICAN’S SUPER PACs are throwing millions of dollars away when they could reinvest in our economy.

We need to rebuild our nation before it falls loose at the seams. Some people don’t like the word INFRASTRUCTURE. Messy is the backward thinking of the REPUBLICANS and their desires to uphold laws that would not benefit the PEOPLE in order for our NATION to move FORWARD.

Imagine even before the 14th century anything or anyone black was considered deadly and evil. JIM CLYBURN, Representative for South Carolina and the Assistant Democratic Leader, said it was something EVIL about the way ERIC HOLDER was treated.

Wasn’t he the Minority Whip of the Democratic Party? This Brother has been in the political game a long TIME. You know it was a shame the beauty pageant ladies didn’t know who VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN is.

This is why I came to help you blow this joint. Maybe you need to correct the last word. No! I hope the REPUBLICANS reading this story think we are smoking. They always jump to conclusions and get their information wrong. We can handle the scandal. The REPUBLICANS can’t handle the PAIN.

The PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, NANCY PELOSI, and the BIG D have been kicking A… and taking names. We got to blow this POP STAND, let the WORLD, and the analyst know how this works from THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

I knew JAMES CLAYBURN was reaching back into a long TIME hurt that is very difficult for AFRICAN AMERICANS to discuss. I hope this will help ease his pain. Well, at least make him laugh and move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is a good remedy. It wasn’t us having the WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENTS.

Who is the US? I will be more than happy to SPELL IT OUT. BLACK FOLKS. GET OUT OF HERE! No! It is SHUT UP! STEREOTYPING is cruel, demeaning, and discriminating. BLACK FOLKS have been tagged for many years. So now this LEGACY has been dropped in the lap of the REPUBLICANS.

PURPLE SWING STATES get a load of the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK that has been holding this BOMB inside of them for many years. When PRESIDENT OBAMA got elected it was PARLIAMENT FUNKADELICS RAISING THE ROOF OFF THE MOTHER. Let’s have a YOUTUBE MOMENT.

It is the REPUBLICANS that have to GIVE UP THE FUNK(BIG TIME MONEY ON A WORTHLESS CANDIDATE). It will be the PRESIDENT and the BIG D who is GOING TO TURN THIS MOTHER OUT.

ELIJAH CUMMINGS, Congressman from Maryland, and ranking BIG D on the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, when asked the question about RACISM pertaining to ERIC HOLDER he didn’t address it. ELIJAH CUMMINGS pain was IN TOO DEEP.

CUMMINGS said he would let someone else address the issue. Well, Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner? HAH! Just to let ED RENDELL, former governor of Pennsylvania, know we are well aware of MITT ROMNEYS screw ups ALL SEASON LONG.

KNOW THIS, we are PAYING ATTENTION! Don’t give me that BS about it is summer and people aren’t tuned in to MITT ROMNEY’S 59 FAILED POINT PLAN if you want to call it a PLAN. NICE TRY! Why do you think people use the INTERNET? If they don’t know they will know.

PASS IT ON BROTHER. WORD TO MOTHER!

Why do the analysts feel it is hard for the PRESIDENT to get his message across? We live this and the analyst is shocked about it. Now it is TIME for them to get it. They probably thought we had overcome only to find out the REV DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. is turning over in his grave.

The cat is out of the bag. Elvis has left the building. Who let the Dogs out? MIKE TURZAI, the Majority Leader of the House in Pennsylvania, was caught on tape. TURZAI stated, getting voter’s ID law passed to help governor ROMNEY win Pennsylvania and the White House–DONE.

You know what I like that answer. Yes, sir-ree! It is now Time for the people to move FORWARD and to ease out of the PAIN. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is the LEGACY the REPUBLICANS has GAIN. Wait until you get to capture this crazy moment in history.

Is this actually happening? The stories we have seen on TRUE BLOOD isn’t this frightening. Look over there. Is that MEAN JEAN SMITH of OHIO? She looks like something out of the EXORCIST. Her head is spinning around.

She probably peed in her pants after she found out CNN and FOX NEWS reported the SUPREME COURT DECISION was UPHELD on the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. It’s probably the same reaction MEAN JEAN SMITH had when she lost her congresswoman seat in the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

A lot has happened since the SUPREME COURT DECISION. Before we go to our meeting I need to stop by and make a bus check. For what? Well, to see who CONGRESS has thrown under the bus this week. Is that a robe hanging out from under the bus? We know who that is.

Is that a piece of a mustache? Nice watch! Check out those shoes. Man! You can never come down this street without seeing body parts all over the place. This would be a good place for HARVEY WEINSTEIN to film a movie.

The movie on CONGRESS would get an academy award for the best true story and FAKE A… PEOPLE.

What TIME is it? You know I don’t do TIME. Doing things randomly keeps me from becoming frustrated. People are terrible about meeting their deadlines or being on TIME. They LIE about it and frustrate me even more. You couldn’t be friends with MITT ROMNEY. You’ll be DEAD.

So to keep me from getting all worked up, I will get there when I get there. You will never get there with MITT ROMNEY because he doesn’t know where THERE is. You might do good having a congressional seat because they don’t do deadlines either.

You know what is cool about today. What? The format of this story because when one of us say something crazy the reader has to figure out which one said it. Blame it on MITCH he has been a real B…ch. Check the scheduled first.

We are on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and people think we are crazy anyway and that is AWESOME. Why did you call this NLD SUMMIT? We were making the scrapbooks on RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of some of the highest profile career people in our government.

RETAIL POLITICS comes at a much higher price. You would think the KOCH BROTHERS and SHELTON ADELSON would shop wholesale to get more bang for their buck. Dang! MITT ROMNEY is THRIFT STORE POLITICS and he is not a good BARGAIN BASEMENT DEAL

Do you have something new? AB-SO-LUTE-LY! WHAT? They are called TRAITORS. Did you see those 17 guys out in the hallway? They can never be your friend. They couldn’t be TRUE to the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Today we are going to TAG THAT A… Did you say HASHTAG?

NO! I forgot when you hear rhyming words the DYSLEXIC part begins to manifest itself. I have nothing personal against rappers. They do a lot of rhyming and remixing but I just don’t understand the meaning of their songs. Don’t feel bad they don’t either.

They talk about the PRESIDENT acting aloof toward people in his cabinet. Hell, if you have people on your team that will betray you for their own interest I would run a BUTT NAKED DISTANCE also.

Forget about being up close and personal when I know BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS straddle the fence. They do not make good friends at all. In my last story, I mention I had the opportunity of being married to a DEMOCRAT in disguised.

This is one of my favorite lesson he taught me. However, you are treated by your opponent do not let HATRED throw you off focus. Identify the HATRED but do not become part of the HATRED and move FORWARD.

HATRED can never be used as a TOOL for RECONSTRUCTION but as a TOOL for SELF DESTRUCTION. If a foundation is built off of HATRED it will crumble. Never take any NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR and use it to rank as a POWER. You will discover you will have a POWER OUTAGE. Call your opponent out by NAME.

You must remember whenever a Priest exorcises demons he has to call out the demon by name to make them step forward. I learn so much now I can give back. We must be fair and give the 17 DEMOCRATS their share. They may or may not be BLUE DOG Democrats. These suckers just ain’t LOYAL.

ROLL CALL BABY!

Jason Altmire (PA) lost in the Democratic Primary, John Barrow (GA), DAN BOREN (OK)-retiring, Leonard Boswell (IA), Ben Chandler (KY), Mark Critz (PA), Joe Donnelly (IN) running for the Senate against Richard Mad Mourdock (R) tried to defund and destroy CHRYSLER in the AUTO BAILOUT)

Kathy Hochul (NY) won the special election after Christopher Lee resigns in disgrace after getting busted on Craig List for his TOPLESS GEAR, Ron Kind (WI), Larry Kissell (NC), Jim Matheson (UT) running for re-election. Mike McIntyre (NC)–running for re-election,

Bill Owens (NY) running for re-election, Collin Peterson (MN) and his Mad Max statement in 2007 documented by politico.com. Collin Peterson said 25% of his people thought the Pentagon and Rumsfeld took the Twin Towers down. He voted against climate change.

Collin Peterson voted against the AUTO BAILOUT. He has to go. It is TIME to BAIL him out of the Democratic Party. Nick Rahall (WV), Mike Ross (ARK)–retiring and he was against the single payer and public option in the healthcare bill. Can you say Corrupt? Corrupt!

You really did not have to say it. You said… I know I was being sarcastic. I am very literal. Last but not least we have Tim Waltz of (MN) running for re-election. Okay, you really think you guys should be re-elected after putting your GUNS before the PEOPLE? Get Real!

Don’t ever forget CONSERVATIVE is CONSERVATIVE not about CHANGE but doing what is right or CONSTITUTIONAL. CHANGE will come within the decision-making process. The PROCESS for CONSERVATIVES is to CONSERVE NOT TO CHANGE.

My spin is Doctors will CONSERVE an organ in the body but everything runs its course. The body has to change and regenerate new cells for growth.

So does our NATION if we wish to THRIVE, SURVIVE, and STAY ALIVE. Eventually, the organ has to be removed but let us hope and pray the disease has not become so aggressive and your life can no longer be protected.

A Dentist will do a root canal, fill, and reconstruct the teeth before they will pull it. Give it 2 to 5 years and you are back at the dentist getting those teeth pulled and receiving partial dentures. President Obama and his Crew are protecting the lives of the American People.

What do you think about the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT? I have questions. Okay! Will the CONSTITUTION be upheld to CONSERVE the lives of the PEOPLE and our NATION until it runs its course and needs to be reform?

Do the CHIEF JUSTICES feel that PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has shown the PEOPLE and our NATION such POWER he will sign those changes to the CONSTITUTION that will set the stage for the next REMODEL? Is this why the CHIEF JUSTICES are afraid?

Did JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS set the stage for what is CONSTITUTIONAl for keeping the CONSTITUTION intact but not for REFORMATION? CONSERVATIVE IS CONSERVATIVE and TIME will tell. The stage is being set. CITIZEN UNITED is not about CHANGE.

Who were the CHIEF JUSTICES who voted for CITIZEN UNITED? Think about it.

Who is the guy in the wrinkled suit with the ball and chain wrapped around his WONKERS? He is not from EZRA KLEIN BLOG. I bet that hurt. Don’t tell me, I know who it is.

Who do you think it is? I may get this wrong because I have trouble identifying faces. It is COLUMBO the messy detective who would make you admit the TRUTH because you didn’t want him destroying anything on your property. COLUMBO was thumping ashes all over the place and he was so clumsy.

He would pester you to death. COLUMBO’S attention to details made many of his suspects become unglued. When he spoke it worked the nerves of his suspect because his speech was pointing the finger directly at you but COLUMBO did not have enough EVIDENCE.

The very rich would commit a crime and he would break them down with his questions and grab a priceless object that the 1% cherished. I could see COLUMBO telling the NRA to hand over their guns. Once again it was not PRESIDENT OBAMA trying to take your guns away.

His appearance in that shabby raincoat broke the suspect down even further because he looks so cruddy. COLUMBO was not dressed to impress. Clothing has a lot to do with the way our body communicates the message once our mouth shuts down.

I thought I would switch the role of DARRELL ISSA into COLUMBO’S wardrobe. I would strip him of his AL CAPONE image.

Will COLUMBO be here today? Forgive me. I know you take in information which you hear and speak very literally. No, COLUMBO will not be here today. This was a detective series created by William Link and Richard Levinson around the late 60’s early 70’s.

DARRELL ISSA is the man out in the hallway with his WONKER wrapped in the chain gang ball with the crowbar running through the chain. DARELL ISSA failed to break ERIC HOLDER down and his plan backfired on him. He stooped to an all TIME low going on FOX NEWS.

He thought he would overshadow the PRESIDENT’S victory but things did not work out as planned. He managed to put the spotlight on 17 Democrats who will go down with him today. COLUMBO was brilliant. DARELL ISSA was not brilliant at all. BUBBA is STUPID!

His body language was terrible and his speech threatening. The tone of his voice was disrespectful and ISSA did not make it any better-slamming notebooks around throwing tantrums. This high-profile government official is a real role model for our future generation. OKAY!

Once again DARELL ISSA tried to remove the frame off of his WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENT. You would think that a self-made millionaire who earns his GED would be more promising for a role model.

Yet DARRELL ISSA was charged with carrying a concealed unregistered weapon when he was younger and pleaded to a lesser charge given the sentence of 6 months. He was accused of stealing a DODGE CHARGER and later a MASERATI. MR. 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS.

I hope the young men on RIKERS ISLAND who just received their GED become better men and greater role models than what the CHAIRMAN of the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, MR. 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS DARELL ISSA has become.

The oversight on DARRELL ISSA was putting him in a position of power to discredit ERIC HOLDERS position. ISSA himself not only has bones in his closet but a whole DANG SKELETON. Money does not earn a person respect.

DARELL ISSA put ERIC HOLDER on trial but no one really talked about ISSA’s past which I find rather interesting. Is ISSA above the law? He went on a smear campaign against ERIC HOLDER who should have never been held in contempt.

Once again 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS. Why would you go after someone knowing your past once involved gun charges and reckless behavior? Did DARELL ISSA have a personal ax to grind? Hey! If that information was available on ISSA then use it.

We will say our 23 HAIL MARY’S. Don’t you think that’s unfair? You are asking the wrong person. You are talking to GO IN SEARCH OF MEME! Where do we find MEME? Never mind. I forgot you have some of those MITT ROMNEY directions not knowing where THERE is.

It’s all good because what you do is UNINTENTIONAl.

Everyone is quite aware of DARELL ISSA behavior but no one has held him ACCOUNTABLE for his action. He bullies and pushes for his bidding but he has not been called on the carpet for his AGGRESSIVE, THREATENING, and RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.

He failed miserably in his attempt to discredit ERIC HOLDER and OVERSHADOW the victory of the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. I don’t hear anyone talking about DARRELL ISSA today. He is Mr. Yesterday’s News.

DARELL ISSA really tried to jack the ATTORNEY GENERAL. Whenever someone goes after ISSA he turns the table on them and makes them looks as if they are the bad guy. He thought his record was EXPUNGED. He created his YOUTUBE MOMENT.

There are 52 cards plus the 2 JOKERS in a deck. The JOKERS are the TWO MITT ROMNEYS. MITT is out of the game before the game gets started. The JOKERS aren’t used in several card games. DANG!

REPUBLICANS have many infractions. They break the rules all the TIME and play before it is their turn. DOWNRIGHT CHEATING. Are they held ACCOUNTABLE? How will Mitt know the difference between a tax or a penalty? Has he ever been penalized or held ACCOUNTABLE for his behavior?

The REPUBLICANS think when they are confronted with TAXES they are being treated wrongly. If the REPUBLICANS and MITT ROMNEY are held accountable more often for their action and the fair share they may learn the difference between a tax and a penalty.